User:JackVibe
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JackVibe
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I doubt that very much.
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- "The crime for which Mr Chuffy is being hunted is so completely fucking weak that the two parties can barely summon the effort to be cross at each other When they do meet two of them have a token punch up about midway through that has more the air of two blind people trying to politely get past each other in a crowded restaurant It might have helped if it had been playable but Halo 5s attitude seems to be that nothing ruins an action sequence faster than players The game opens with the four members of the B team having a huge spectacular punch up in a warzone at which point I went Holy wow look at that the stain on the wall behind my TV is exactly the same shape as New Caledonia If only this overblown footage of people I dont know fighting other people I don’t know for reasons unexplained could be as interesting After all I know the backstory for that stain it was left by an errant jet of spunk after I watched Free Willy for the first time And after this brief sequence of pointless spectacle almost all the storytelling is done with two sentence dialogue exchanges barked out in between samey combat arenas Hey third finger puppet heres a quiet moment you may now flesh out your backstory in a maximum of ten words Errmm.. I worked for six months as a seal clubber and then Im all like What Sorry I wasnt paying attention Post action sequence probably isnt the best time to have important exposition cause my minds in recovery mode and Im trying to chug this Gatorade."
- — Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw on Halo 5: Guardians in "Zero Punctuation".
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Site Activity
Recent Changes — The site's most recent additions... my, my. So many blue links...
About Me
Hello world! I am JackVibe (formerly Spartan331) and I have been part of Halopedia since September 2009. On Halopedia, I mainly clean up articles, create new articles, and transcribe videos. I've been a fan of the Halo universe since 2006, and continue to appreciate the storytelling present in the franchise. If you have any question about anything, feel free to ask me.
To Do List
- Halopedia:Projects/Soundtrack project
- Soundtrack project: Soundtrack Articles Revamp
- Halo: Combat Evolved
Done
- Halo 2
Done
- Halo 3
Done
- Halo 3: ODST
Done
- Halo: Reach
Done
- Halo Wars
Done
- Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary (Ongoing)
- Halo 4
- Halo 2: Anniversary
- Full body renders of Reach armours in MCC
- Track down CEA concept art that doubled as preview images in campaign menu
- Halo (Beam emitter in the valley)
- The Silent Cartographer (Beach assault with Arbiter-like figure wielding an energy sword)
- Assault on the Control Room (Scorpion charging Covenant infantry and vehicles)
- 343 Guilty Spark (Paranoid Marine room)
- Two Betrayals (Chief vs Sentinels in the Control Room)
- Keyes (Proto-Gravemind on the bridge platform)
- The Maw (PoA dipped from the cliff)
Signatures
- —S331
- —S331Talk • Contributions
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(Talk • Contributions)
- —S331
(When I played Halo: CE, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy armor abilities...)
- —S331
(Tank beats Everything!)
- —S331
(The anti-social contributor who talks too little.)
- —S331
(COM • Mission Log • Profile)
- —SPARTAN331
- —JackVibe
Contributions to Halopedia
List of created pages
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You can't imagine how exciting this is! To have a record of all of my lost time!
Halopedia history, is it? Oh, how I enjoyed every moment of its categorization!
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List of uploaded images
List of drafts
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These data are classified Tier One... I could send you to the block log for interfering with my work. Actually, I can't.
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- Helmet Attachments (Cancelled)
- Halo: Reach Legendary Developer Commentary (Cancelled)
- List of "seven" references in the Halo series
Done
- Halo Wars
Done
- Red vs. Blue
Done
- Halo: Combat Evolved soundtrack
This is the way the Userpage ends.
Thanks for visiting, enjoy the rest of your day.
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