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<option>{{Quote|So I was grateful that [[Halo 4]] seem to be kicking it off with a fresh new story but by halfway through I was lost again nobody ever adequately explains everything to [[John-117|Mister Chief]] his entire role in life is to get to the next USB port so he can plug in [[Cortana|his wank hologram]] and she could run sortthisshitout.exe its something to do with [[Ur-Didact|some ancient asshole who wants to kill all humans]] and Mister Chief is the only one who can stop him because he downloaded onlyonewhocanstophim.dll from [[Librarian|a ghost]].|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw on ''Halo 4'' in "Zero Punctuation".}}</option> | <option>{{Quote|So I was grateful that [[Halo 4]] seem to be kicking it off with a fresh new story but by halfway through I was lost again nobody ever adequately explains everything to [[John-117|Mister Chief]] his entire role in life is to get to the next USB port so he can plug in [[Cortana|his wank hologram]] and she could run sortthisshitout.exe its something to do with [[Ur-Didact|some ancient asshole who wants to kill all humans]] and Mister Chief is the only one who can stop him because he downloaded onlyonewhocanstophim.dll from [[Librarian|a ghost]].|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw on ''Halo 4'' in "Zero Punctuation".}}</option> | ||
<option>{{Quote|To find him... you have to forget the stories, forget the legends. You'll have to do more than walk in his footsteps. For he is more than the sum of his actions. I tell you this, not because I trust you, Agent Locke... but because all our lives are at stake. Because the [[Halo 5: Guardians|seeds of our future]]... are sown in [[Halo: The Master Chief Collection|his past]].|Arbiter [[Thel 'Vadam]] to Agent [[Jameson Locke]].}}</option> | <option>{{Quote|To find him... you have to forget the stories, forget the legends. You'll have to do more than walk in his footsteps. For he is more than the sum of his actions. I tell you this, not because I trust you, Agent Locke... but because all our lives are at stake. Because the [[Halo 5: Guardians|seeds of our future]]... are sown in [[Halo: The Master Chief Collection|his past]].|Arbiter [[Thel 'Vadam]] to Agent [[Jameson Locke]].}}</option> | ||
<option>{{Quote|As soon as the ''Pillar of Autumn'' crashed on Halo, Halo started adding more stuff to it.|[[Paul Bertone]] on the "[[The Maw|Pillar of Autumn Conundrum]]"}}</option> | <option>{{Quote|As soon as the ''Pillar of Autumn'' crashed on Halo, Halo started adding more stuff to it.|[[Paul Bertone]] on the "[[The Maw|Pillar of Autumn Conundrum]]"}}</option> | ||
<option>{{Quote|Men, here is where we show those [[Sangheili|split-chin squid-head sons-of-bitches]] that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the [[human]] race! We are going to [[Battle of Installation 04|blow the hell out of those dumb bugs]], until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then we are going to strangle them with their own-living-guts! '''Am I right, Marines?'''|Sergeant Avery Johnson before [[Battle of Installation 04]]}}</option> | <option>{{Quote|Men, here is where we show those [[Sangheili|split-chin squid-head sons-of-bitches]] that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the [[human]] race! We are going to [[Battle of Installation 04|blow the hell out of those dumb bugs]], until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then we are going to strangle them with their own-living-guts! '''Am I right, Marines?'''|Sergeant Avery Johnson before [[Battle of Installation 04]]}}</option> | ||
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<option>{{Quote|[[John-117|The Chief]] is gonna jump in [[12-9F5|this tank]], roll across [[New Mombasa 105 East#Kilindini bridge|the bridge]], and blow up [[Covenant|any inhuman-son-of-a-bitch]] dumb enough to get between him and the [[Prophet of Regret]]! Pull yourself together, because you're going with him!|Sergeant Major Avery Johnson}}</option> | <option>{{Quote|[[John-117|The Chief]] is gonna jump in [[12-9F5|this tank]], roll across [[New Mombasa 105 East#Kilindini bridge|the bridge]], and blow up [[Covenant|any inhuman-son-of-a-bitch]] dumb enough to get between him and the [[Prophet of Regret]]! Pull yourself together, because you're going with him!|Sergeant Major Avery Johnson}}</option> | ||
<option>{{Quote|When I joined [[UNSC Marine Corps|the Corps]], we didn't have [[M808B Scorpion|any fancy-shmancy tanks]]. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon - and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you're one very lucky Marine!|Sergeant Major Avery Johnson}}</option> | <option>{{Quote|When I joined [[UNSC Marine Corps|the Corps]], we didn't have [[M808B Scorpion|any fancy-shmancy tanks]]. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon - and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you're one very lucky Marine!|Sergeant Major Avery Johnson}}</option> | ||
<option>{{Quote|The crime for which [[John-117|Mr Chuffy]] is being hunted is [[Hunt the Truth|so completely fucking weak]] that [[Unconfirmed|the two parties can barely summon the effort to be cross at each other]] When they do meet two of them have a token punch up about midway through that has more the air of two blind people trying to politely get past each other in a crowded restaurant It might have helped if it had been playable but Halo 5s attitude seems to be that nothing ruins an action sequence faster than players [[Halo 5: Guardians|The game]] opens with the four members of [[Fireteam Osiris|the B team]] having [[Osiris (level)|a huge spectacular punch up in a warzone]] at which point I went Holy wow look at that the stain on the wall behind my TV is exactly the same shape as New Caledonia If only this overblown footage of people I dont know fighting [[Jul 'Mdama's Covenant|other people I don’t know]] for [[Catherine Halsey|reasons unexplained]] could be as interesting After all I know the backstory for that stain it was left by an errant jet of spunk after I watched Free Willy for the first time And after this brief sequence of pointless spectacle almost all the storytelling is done with [[Blue Team (level)|two]] [[Glassed|sentence]] [[Unconfirmed|dialogue]] [[Evacuation|exchanges]] [[Reunion|barked]] [[Swords of Sanghelios (level)|out]] [[Enemy Lines|in]] [[Battle of Sunaion (level)|between]] [[Genesis (level)|samey]] [[The Breaking|combat]] [[Guardians (level)|arenas]] Hey [[Holly Tanaka|third finger puppet]] heres a quiet moment you may now flesh out [[Halo: Escalation|your backstory]] in a maximum of ten words Errmm.. I worked for six months as a seal clubber and then Im all like What Sorry I wasnt paying attention Post action sequence probably isnt the best time to have important exposition cause my minds in recovery mode and Im trying to chug this Gatorade.|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw on ''Halo 5: Guardians'' in "Zero Punctuation".}}</option> | <option>{{Quote|The crime for which [[John-117|Mr Chuffy]] is being hunted is [[Hunt the Truth|so completely fucking weak]] that [[Unconfirmed|the two parties can barely summon the effort to be cross at each other]] When they do meet two of them have a token punch up about midway through that has more the air of two blind people trying to politely get past each other in a crowded restaurant It might have helped if it had been playable but Halo 5s attitude seems to be that nothing ruins an action sequence faster than players [[Halo 5: Guardians|The game]] opens with the four members of [[Fireteam Osiris|the B team]] having [[Osiris (level)|a huge spectacular punch up in a warzone]] at which point I went Holy wow look at that the stain on the wall behind my TV is exactly the same shape as New Caledonia If only this overblown footage of people I dont know fighting [[Jul 'Mdama's Covenant|other people I don’t know]] for [[Catherine Halsey|reasons unexplained]] could be as interesting After all I know the backstory for that stain it was left by an errant jet of spunk after I watched Free Willy for the first time And after this brief sequence of pointless spectacle almost all the storytelling is done with [[Blue Team (level)|two]] [[Glassed|sentence]] [[Unconfirmed|dialogue]] [[Evacuation|exchanges]] [[Reunion|barked]] [[Swords of Sanghelios (level)|out]] [[Enemy Lines|in]] [[Battle of Sunaion (level)|between]] [[Genesis (level)|samey]] [[The Breaking|combat]] [[Guardians (level)|arenas]] Hey [[Holly Tanaka|third finger puppet]] heres a quiet moment you may now flesh out [[Halo: Escalation|your backstory]] in a maximum of ten words Errmm.. I worked for six months as a seal clubber and then Im all like What Sorry I wasnt paying attention Post action sequence probably isnt the best time to have important exposition cause my minds in recovery mode and Im trying to chug this Gatorade.|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw on ''Halo 5: Guardians'' in "Zero Punctuation".}}</option> | ||
<option>{{Quote|But frankly I stopped caring about ten missions into [[Halo Wars]] campaign You see [[Shield World (level)|I was given a time limit to take down three enemy placements in order to rescue a bunch of trapped units]] After several arduous battles Id ruined the [[Flood|enemys shit]] found the final group and sent them off to base via a path Id completely cleared on the way there But at a point when the base could almost certainly see them without a telescope I ran out of time and the unit disappeared. We lost contact went [[John Forge|a character]] Bull Fucking Shit All possible threats were dead We didnt lose contact I was looking at them They were right fucking there We were close enough to communicate by waggling our eyebrows at each other What the fuck happens when the stupid arbitrary time limit runs out Do their Battle Royale collars explode They all lose honour and disembowel themselves What And just to put the cherry on it you know who they were [[UNSC Marine Corps|Absolutely bloody no-one]] Generic faceless pricks of the sort Id [[UNSC Barracks|vat-grown about fifty of that day alone]] But we didnt make it in time so they were gonna make me do the whole fucking mission again As the exasperated Chinese zookeeper said to the last male panda in the world Fuck that|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw on ''Halo Wars'' in "Zero Punctuation".}}</option> | <option>{{Quote|But frankly I stopped caring about ten missions into [[Halo Wars]] campaign You see [[Shield World (level)|I was given a time limit to take down three enemy placements in order to rescue a bunch of trapped units]] After several arduous battles Id ruined the [[Flood|enemys shit]] found the final group and sent them off to base via a path Id completely cleared on the way there But at a point when the base could almost certainly see them without a telescope I ran out of time and the unit disappeared. We lost contact went [[John Forge|a character]] Bull Fucking Shit All possible threats were dead We didnt lose contact I was looking at them They were right fucking there We were close enough to communicate by waggling our eyebrows at each other What the fuck happens when the stupid arbitrary time limit runs out Do their Battle Royale collars explode They all lose honour and disembowel themselves What And just to put the cherry on it you know who they were [[UNSC Marine Corps|Absolutely bloody no-one]] Generic faceless pricks of the sort Id [[UNSC Barracks|vat-grown about fifty of that day alone]] But we didnt make it in time so they were gonna make me do the whole fucking mission again As the exasperated Chinese zookeeper said to the last male panda in the world Fuck that|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw on ''Halo Wars'' in "Zero Punctuation".}}</option> | ||
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==To Do List== | ==To Do List== | ||
#[[User:JackVibe/Sandbox|Active camouflage overhaul]] | |||
#Standardise pages on marine squads from ''Halo Infinite'' | |||
##Upload menu icon thumbnails {{C|Ongoing}} | |||
##Upload in-game screenshots {{C|Ongoing}} | |||
#Find a page for HVT menu icon thumbnails | |||
#'''[[Halopedia:Projects/Soundtrack project]]''' | #'''[[Halopedia:Projects/Soundtrack project]]''' | ||
#'''Soundtrack project: Soundtrack Articles Revamp''' | #'''Soundtrack project: Soundtrack Articles Revamp''' | ||
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##''Halo Wars'' {{Done}} | ##''Halo Wars'' {{Done}} | ||
##''Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary'' {{Done}} | ##''Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary'' {{Done}} | ||
##''Halo 4'' | ##''Halo 4'' {{C|Ongoing}} | ||
##''Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn'' | ##''Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn'' | ||
##''Halo 2: Anniversary'' | ##''Halo 2: Anniversary'' | ||
##''Halo Wars 2'' | ##''Halo Wars 2'' | ||
# | ##''Halo Infinite'' | ||
##Halo | #Upload press kit images | ||
## | ##''Halo: Combat Evolved'' {{Done}} | ||
## | ##''Halo 2'' {{Done}} | ||
## | ##''Halo 3'' {{Done}} | ||
## | ##''Halo 3: ODST'' {{Done}} | ||
## | ##''Halo: Reach'' {{Done}} | ||
## | ##''Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary'' {{C|Ongoing}} | ||
##''Halo 4'' {{C|Ongoing}} | |||
##''Halo: The Master Chief Collection'' | |||
##''Halo 5: Guardians'' | |||
##''Halo Infinite'' | |||
==Signatures== | ==Signatures== | ||
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About MeHello world! I am JackVibe (formerly Spartan331) and I have been part of Halopedia since September 2009. On Halopedia, I mainly deal with real-world articles. I also do a lot of clean up and transcriptions. I've been a fan of the Halo universe since 2006, and continue to appreciate the storytelling present in the franchise. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me. To Do List
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