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<option>{{Quote|Hey Grif, chupathingy! How about that? I like it, it's got a ring to it.|Staff Sergeant [[rvb:Sarge|Sarge]]}}</option>
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|q1=Heh. I remember those years fondly. All those young Sergeants, so full of enthusiasm. Just bristling with anticipation at the thought of strangling their first Cadet. Of course not everyone made that cut. The coursework was quite challenging.
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|q2=Coursework? For drill sergeants?
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|q3=Absolutely. I majored in screaming! With a minor in Hoo-rah. And we all got to choose a mentor from the faculty. I chose, [[Avery Johnson|Sergeant Johnson]].
|4=Church
|q4=Sergeant Johnson was a college professor?
|5=The [[rvb:List of Characters in Red vs. Blue|Reds and Blues]] discussing Sarge's years in Sergeant School.}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|Please, no hurt, me like Elites! Brutes stinky-bad-bad. Me stay here, and make sure no Brutes come behind, mighty Arbiter? Heh-heh... heh?|[[Cowardly Grunt]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|no=two|Chips Dubbo|Wounded Marine|q1=Careful, I think you just strained a metaphor.|q2=Oh, oh God, oh God! Is that... serious?|[[Chips Dubbo]] and a [[wounded Marine]] in [[Uplift Nature Reserve]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|I help because that is who I am.|[[Lighter than Some]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|Halo 2 is a lot like Halo 1, only it's Halo 1 on fire, going 130 miles per hour through a hospital zone, being chased by helicopters and ninjas. And, the ninjas are all on fire, too.|[[Jason Jones]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any [[M808B Scorpion|fancy-shmancy tanks]]. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon - and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you're one very lucky Marine!|[[Avery Johnson]] during the [[Battle of Mombasa]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|See these skulls? When they activate, they turn a casual Covenant make out session into a full on test of your manly prowess.|[[Avery Johnson]] explaining [[Firefight]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|[[Halo 4]], I get a woman!|[[David Scully]] as [[Avery Johnson|AJ Johnson]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|It is 'corpsman'. You don't pronounce the 's'. I mean, its not very good to have a guy delivering first-aid to be called a 'corpse-man'. Yeah... Yeah… Kinda… Yeah… Kinda negative there, y'know. Like, if I'm lying there with a bullet in me, I don't want somebody called a "corpse-man" working on me. 'Call a corpse-man!' 'No you don't!' 'Just a second, I'm killing this guy here! I'll be right there!' Yeah, 'corpse-man' …|[[Pete Stacker]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|Wort Wort Wort!|[[Sangheili]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|Unfrigginbelievable!|[[Jeff Steitzer]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|All cruisers, fire at will! '''Burn''' their mongrel hides!|[[Rtas 'Vadum]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|no=three|Dutch|Mickey|Dutch|q1=Well, like the good book says, payback's a bitch!|q2=I don't think it actually says that, Dutch.|q3=I'm paraphrasin', ya heathen!|[[Taylor Miles]] and [[Michael Crespo]] fighting groups of [[Huragok]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|We must go. The [[Jiralhanae|Brutes]] have our scent.|[[Thel 'Vadam]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|Unfortunately for us both, I '''like''' crazy.|[[Cortana]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|Nnoo! Nnnoo! [[The Knowing|Nnnoo…iiing]]…|Unnamed Unggoy}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|We'll head for [[the Portal]]. And we will all go [[Earth|home]].|[[John-117]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|no=two|Freelancer Command PA|Agent Washington|q1=Thank you, failsafe initiated. Activating [[Electromagnetic pulse|Emp]].|q2=Emp? You have got to be fucking kidd-|[[rvb:Washington|Agent Washington]] activating the failsafe EMP in the Freelancer Program Command}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|Here, let me give [[Kig-yar Sniper|him]] my [[SRS99C-S2 AM sniper rifle#SRS99C-S2 AMB|'Welcome to Earth' gift basket]].|[[Fones]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|no=three|Gravemind|John-117|Thel 'Vadamee|q1=[[San 'Shyuum|Your Prophets]] have [[Writ of Union|promised you freedom]] from a doomed existence, but you will find no salvation on [[Installation 05|this ring]]. [[Forerunner|Those who built this place]] knew [[Great Purification|what they wrought]]. Do not mistake [[Conservation Measure|their intent]], or [[Sentience|all]] will perish as they did before.|q2=This thing is right. Halo is a weapon. Your Prophets are making [[Covenant religion|a big mistake]].|q3=Your ignorance [[Battle of Installation 04|already destroyed]] [[Installation 04|one]] of the [[Halo Array|sacred rings]], [[Demon]]. It shall not harm another.|[[Gravemind]] and [[John-117]] persuading [[Thel 'Vadam]]ee of Halo's true purpose}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|We've all played through the Halo games the way they were intended to play, right? Shoot this enemy, shoot that one, push this button, drive this vehicle, escort this person, and ninja that one. Jump, skip, hop, and make your way to saving the galaxy from the [[Covenant]], the [[Flood]], and the looming threat of the [[Halo Array]]. Maybe you did this more than once. Heck, maybe you just did this last weekend.|[[Jeremy Patenaude|Jeremy "Vociferous" Patenaude]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|no=two|Jun-A266|Emile-A239|q1=Well, it's pointing us a click and a half east and two thousand feet underground.|q2=And I didn't bring my shovel, Commander.|[[Jun-A266]] and [[Emile-A239]] to [[Carter-A259]] regarding their revised coordinates}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|I think I got [[Yoink Medal|yoinked]] by [[Catherine-B320|Kat]], the most useless Spartan on [[NOBLE Team|the team]], beside [[Emile-A239|Emile]] with his shotgun sniping.|"MythicTyrant"}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|I don't say the word 'awesome', usually 'dude' doesn't come out of my mouth. But the truth is, [[Halo 2 E3 Demo|the game]]'s awesome, dude.|[[Electronic Entertainment Expo|E3]] [[2003]] visitor}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|We are not in the [[Library]].<br>
:''We are not in the iced-over canyons of a [[Halo Array|Halo ringworld]]''.<br>
:''This is [[Earth]]''.<br>
:''[[The Flood]] are here.|[[Jacob Benton|Jacob "Cocopjojo" Benton]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|Oh boy, [[Halo: Reach]] on [[Legendary]] with all [[Halo: Reach skulls|skulls]] on! This should be fuckin' fun, right? '''No'''! It's not! It's [[Mythic (difficulty)|fucking hard as '''shit''']]!|Michael "Rage Quit" Jones}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|no=two|John-117|q1=You were dead. I '''saw''' you die. On [[Wallace Jenkins|Jenkin]]'s [[343 Guilty Spark (level)|mission record]]. The [[Flood]] got you.|Avery Johnson|q2=The Flood? Hell, Chief, [[Breaking Quarantine|it'll take more than that pack of walking alien horror-show freaks to take out Sergeant A. J. Johnson]].|[[John-117]] and [[Avery Johnson|Sergeant Johnson]] onboard a Longsword after [[Battle of Installation 04]].}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|So... All we need is orbit-capable transport, and [[Shaw-Fujikawa Translight Engine|the single most expensive piece of equipment made by man]]?|[[Carter-A259]] after [[Catherine-B320]] proposes [[Operation: UPPER CUT]].}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|In this hour of victory, we taste only defeat. I ask why. We are Forerunners, guardians of all that exists. The roots of the galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun towards which all intelligence blossoms. And the impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered. "I stand before you. Accused of the sin of ensuring Forerunner ascendancy. Of attempting to save us from this fate where we are forced to... recede... Humanity stands as the greatest threat in the galaxy. Refusing to eradicate them is a fool's gambit. We squander eons in the darkness, while they seize our triumphs for their own. The Mantle of Responsibility, for all things, belongs to Forerunners alone! Think of my act as you will. But do not doubt the reality. The reclamation… has already begun… and we are hopeless to stop it.|[[Ur-Didact]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|So I was grateful that [[Halo 4]] seem to be kicking it off with a fresh new story but by halfway through I was lost again nobody ever adequately explains everything to [[John-117|Mister Chief]] his entire role in life is to get to the next USB port so he can plug in [[Cortana|his wank hologram]] and she could run sortthisshitout.exe its something to do with [[Ur-Didact|some ancient asshole who wants to kill all humans]] and Mister Chief is the only one who can stop him because he downloaded onlyonewhocanstophim.dll from [[Librarian|a ghost]].|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw on ''Halo 4'' in "Zero Punctuation".}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|To find him... you have to forget the stories, forget the legends. You'll have to do more than walk in his footsteps. For he is more than the sum of his actions. I tell you this, not because I trust you, Agent Locke... but because all our lives are at stake. Because the [[Halo 5: Guardians|seeds of our future]]... are sown in [[Halo: The Master Chief Collection|his past]].|Arbiter [[Thel 'Vadam]] to Agent [[Jameson Locke]].}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|As soon as the ''Pillar of Autumn'' crashed on Halo, Halo started adding more stuff to it.|[[Paul Bertone]] on the "[[The Maw|Pillar of Autumn Conundrum]]"}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|Men, here is where we show those [[Sangheili|split-chin squid-head sons-of-bitches]] that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the [[human]] race! We are going to [[Battle of Installation  04|blow the hell out of those dumb bugs]], until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then we are going to strangle them with their own-living-guts! '''Am I right, Marines?'''|Sergeant Avery Johnson before [[Battle of Installation 04]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|Men, we led those dumb bugs out to [[Soell system|the middle of nowhere]] to keep 'em from gettin' their '''filthy''' claws on [[Earth]]. But we stumbled onto [[Installation 04|somethin' they're so hot for]], that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's [[Halo array|God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine]], or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we ''will'' let 'em have...is [[Battle of Installation 04|a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in]]! '''Am I right, Marines?'''|Sergeant Avery Johnson before [[Battle of Installation 04]]}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|[[John-117|The Chief]] is gonna jump in [[12-9F5|this tank]], roll across [[New Mombasa 105 East#Kilindini bridge|the bridge]], and blow up [[Covenant|any inhuman-son-of-a-bitch]] dumb enough to get between him and the [[Prophet of Regret]]! Pull yourself together, because you're going with him!|Sergeant Major Avery Johnson}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|When I joined [[UNSC Marine Corps|the Corps]], we didn't have [[M808B Scorpion|any fancy-shmancy tanks]]. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon - and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you're one very lucky Marine!|Sergeant Major Avery Johnson}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|The crime for which [[John-117|Mr Chuffy]] is being hunted is [[Hunt the Truth|so completely fucking weak]] that [[Unconfirmed|the two parties can barely summon the effort to be cross at each other]] When they do meet two of them have a token punch up about midway through that has more the air of two blind people trying to politely get past each other in a crowded restaurant It might have helped if it had been playable but Halo 5s attitude seems to be that nothing ruins an action sequence faster than players [[Halo 5: Guardians|The game]] opens with the four members of [[Fireteam Osiris|the B team]] having [[Osiris (level)|a huge spectacular punch up in a warzone]] at which point I went Holy wow look at that the stain on the wall behind my TV is exactly the same shape as New Caledonia If only this overblown footage of people I dont know fighting [[Jul 'Mdama's Covenant|other people I don’t know]] for [[Catherine Halsey|reasons unexplained]] could be as interesting After all I know the backstory for that stain it was left by an errant jet of spunk after I watched Free Willy for the first time And after this brief sequence of pointless spectacle almost all the storytelling is done with [[Blue Team (level)|two]] [[Glassed|sentence]] [[Unconfirmed|dialogue]] [[Evacuation|exchanges]] [[Reunion|barked]] [[Swords of Sanghelios (level)|out]] [[Enemy Lines|in]] [[Battle of Sunaion (level)|between]] [[Genesis (level)|samey]] [[The Breaking|combat]] [[Guardians (level)|arenas]] Hey [[Holly Tanaka|third finger puppet]] heres a quiet moment you may now flesh out [[Halo: Escalation|your backstory]] in a maximum of ten words Errmm.. I worked for six months as a seal clubber and then Im all like What Sorry I wasnt paying attention Post action sequence probably isnt the best time to have important exposition cause my minds in recovery mode and Im trying to chug this Gatorade.|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw on ''Halo 5: Guardians'' in "Zero Punctuation".}}</option>
<option>{{Quote|But frankly I stopped caring about ten missions into [[Halo Wars]] campaign You see [[Shield World (level)|I was given a time limit to take down three enemy placements in order to rescue a bunch of trapped units]] After several arduous battles Id ruined the [[Flood|enemys shit]] found the final group and sent them off to base via a path Id completely cleared on the way there But at a point when the base could almost certainly see them without a telescope I ran out of time and the unit disappeared. We lost contact went [[John Forge|a character]] Bull Fucking Shit All possible threats were dead We didnt lose contact I was looking at them They were right fucking there We were close enough to communicate by waggling our eyebrows at each other What the fuck happens when the stupid arbitrary time limit runs out Do their Battle Royale collars explode They all lose honour and disembowel themselves What And just to put the cherry on it you know who they were [[UNSC Marine Corps|Absolutely bloody no-one]] Generic faceless pricks of the sort Id [[UNSC Barracks|vat-grown about fifty of that day alone]] But we didnt make it in time so they were gonna make me do the whole fucking mission again As the exasperated Chinese zookeeper said to the last male panda in the world Fuck that|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw on ''Halo Wars'' in "Zero Punctuation".}}</option>
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==About Me==
Hello world! I am JackVibe (formerly Spartan331) and I have been part of Halopedia since September 2009. On Halopedia, I mainly deal with real-world articles. I also do a lot of clean up and transcriptions. I've been a fan of the ''Halo'' universe since 2006, and continue to appreciate the storytelling present in the franchise. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me.

==To Do List==
#Create [[User:JackVibe/Sandbox|Fuel Rod Gun]]
#Create [[Halo Infinite overworld]]
#Complete [[Music of Halo 2]]
#'''[[Halopedia:Projects/Soundtrack project]]'''
#'''Soundtrack project: Soundtrack Articles Revamp'''
##''Halo: Combat Evolved'' {{Done}}
##''Halo 2'' {{Done}}
##''Halo 3'' {{Done}}
##''Halo 3: ODST'' {{Done}}
##''Halo: Reach'' {{Done}}
##''Halo Wars'' {{Done}}
##''Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary'' {{Done}}
##''Halo 4'' {{C|Ongoing}}
##''Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn''
##''Halo 2: Anniversary''
##''Halo Wars 2''
##''Halo Infinite''
#Upload press kit images
##''Halo: Combat Evolved'' {{Done}}
##''Halo 2'' {{Done}}
##''Halo 3'' {{Done}}
##''Halo 3: ODST'' {{Done}}
##''Halo: Reach'' {{Done}}
##''Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary'' {{C|Ongoing}}
##''Halo 4'' {{C|Ongoing}}
##''Halo: The Master Chief Collection''
##''Halo 5: Guardians'' 
##''Halo Infinite''

==Signatures==
#—S331
#—<span style="color:silver;">S331</span><sub>Talk • Contributions</sub>
#—<span style="color:silver;">S331</span> [[File:Bubbleshieldhud.svg|14px]] <sub>(Talk • Contributions)</sub>
#—<span style="color:silver;">S331</span> [[File:Bubbleshieldhud.svg|14px]]<sub>(When I played Halo: CE, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy armor abilities...)</sub>
#—<span style="color:silver;">S331</span> [[File:Bubbleshieldhud.svg|14px]]<sub>(Tank beats Everything!)</sub>
#—<span style="color:silver;">S331</span> [[File:Bubbleshieldhud.svg|14px]]<sub>(The anti-social contributor who talks too little.)</sub>
#—<span style="color:silver;">S331</span> [[File:Bubbleshieldhud.svg|14px]]<sub>(COM • Mission Log • Profile)</sub>
#—<span style="font-family: Eurostile;">'''<span style="color:#000;">SPARTAN</span><span style="color:#888;">331</span>'''</span>
#—<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">'''[[User:JackVibe|<span style="color:#000;">Jack</span>]][[User talk:JackVibe|<span style="color:#888;">Vibe</span>]]'''</span>

==Contributions to Halopedia==
===List of created pages=== 
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Halopedia history, is it? Oh, how I enjoyed every moment of its categorization!
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===List of drafts===
{{Article quote|These data are classified Tier One... I could send you to the block log for interfering with my work. <small>Actually, I can't.</small>}}
# [[User:JackVibe/Drafts/1|Helmet Attachments]] (Cancelled)
# [[User:JackVibe/Drafts/2|''Halo: Reach'' Legendary Developer Commentary]] (Cancelled)
# [[User:JackVibe/Drafts/3|List of "seven" references in the ''Halo'' series]] {{Done}}
# [[User:JackVibe/Drafts/4|''Halo Wars'']] {{Done}}
# [[User:JackVibe/Drafts/5|''Red vs. Blue'']] {{Done}}
# [[User:JackVibe/Drafts/6|Music of ''Halo: Combat Evolved'' soundtrack]] {{Done}}
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