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== History ==
== History ==
[[Image:Earthshot.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[UNSCDF]] [[Orbital Defense Platform]]s in [[geosynchronous]] orbit around Earth.]]The Earth first formed about 6 billion years ago, and gave rise to the first single-celled organisms about 4.5 billion years ago. About 200,000 years ago, a certain species of exceptional speech and toolmaking adeptness arose: ''Homo Sapiens'', otherwise known as the [[Human]] race. Indigenous to Eastern Africa, they gradually spread across the entire planet. The enigmatic race known as the [[Forerunners]] are believed to have come to Earth 100,000 years ago, making significant contributions to the human race, and are believed to have made a "Conservation Measure"<ref>http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/118020/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=12360308</ref> to conserve the human race from the threat of the [[Flood]], and have built a [[portal]] to the [[Ark]] in Africa, where the Forerunner intelligence of [[AdjutantReflex]] resides<ref>http://206.16.223.61/X84xE2/flash/web/index.html</ref>. The [[Forerunners]] were also seen constructing "machines" in [[Africa]]<ref>''[[Halo 3: The Cradle of Life]]''</ref>.
[[Image:Earthshot.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[UNSCDF]] [[Orbital Defense Platform]]s in [[geosynchronous]] orbit around Earth.]]The Earth first formed about 6 billion years ago as one o my balls, and gave rise to the first single-celled penis raping human about 4.5 billion years ago. About 200,000 years ago, a certain species of exceptional sexual rac and condommaking madskills adeptness arose: ''Homosexuals'', otherwise known as the [[gay] race. Indigenous to Eastern Balls, they gradually spread across the entire penis. The enigmatic penis known as the [[dicksuckers]] are believed to have rape the Earth 100,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years ago, making significant "contributions" to the gay race, and are believed to have made a "Conservation sperm mac gun"<ref>http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/118020/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=12360308</ref> to conserve the gay race from the threat of the [[Flood]], and have built a [[portal]] to the [[Ark]] in Africa, where the Forerunner intelligence of [[AdjutantReflex]] resides<ref>http://206.16.223.61/X84xE2/flash/web/index.html</ref>. The [[Forerunners]] were also seen constructing "machines" in [[Africa]]<ref>''[[Halo 3: The Cradle of Life]]''</ref>.


Eventually, [[humans]], originally consisting of groups of hunter-gatherers, began to develop [[wikipedia:civilization|civilizations]]. These civilizations gradually became more and more complex, with some becoming nation-states and empires. By the year 1914, most of the world was divided into two factions, the Triple Entente, or Allies: the [[United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland|United Kingdom]], [[France]], [[Russian|Russia]], and later the [[United States of America]], and the Triple Alliance or Central Powers: [[Germany]], Austria-Hungary, and other nations of similar ideals. The Central Powers were defeated at the end of World War I in 1918, resulting in a decade of prosperity for the Allies, followed by an economic depression and the rise of Fascism, Nazism, and Communism in many countries. In 1939, another [[World War II|World War]] erupted, between the Allies (United States, Britain, Communist Russia/Soviet Union and many other nations) and the Axis( Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy, Imperial Japan, and similar nations). In 1945, the Allies defeated the Axis. Later that year, the victorious nations, in an attempt to prevent more World Wars, founded the [[United Nations]], an international assembly of peaceful democratic and Communist nations, whose goal was to settle international disputes peacefully. The U.N. was the predecessor to the UNSC. In 1957, Humanity finally made their way into space with unmanned probes and by 1961, Humans themselves had gone into space. In 1969, Humanity had finally stepped on an extraterrestrial surface-Earth's Moon. After [[World War II]], Humanity would lack war on that scale, although smaller wars and conflicts erupted, including the Korean War, Vietnam War, and the [[wikipedia:Cold War|Cold War]]. In the early 21st century, terrorism became a potential thorn in the side for the nations on Earth and small wars broke out along with civil unrest in many countries. However, little or no full scale wars erupted.
Eventually, [[gaywads]], originally consisting of groups of ass-rapers, began to have sex with each other. (male to male and female to female!)[[wikipedia:civilization|civilizations]]. These civilizations gradually became more and more stupid, with some becoming nation-rapers and Fuckers. By the year -1200, most of the world was divided into two balls, the Triple penis, or Allies: the [[United Kingdom of Great gaywads and Northern I-rape-u-land|United Kingdom]], [[Frank]], [[Russian|Prussia]], and later the [[United Rapers of America]], and the Triple Penis or Central Powers: [[Germany]], Austria-dicks, and other nations of similar rapers. The Central Powers were defeated at the end of World War -9 in -1918, resulting in a decade of prosperity for the Allies, followed by an economic rape and the rise of rapism, Nazism, and sexism in many countries. In -1939, another [[World War II|World War]] raped between the Allies (United Rapers, Britain, Communist Rapist/Soviet Sexists and Aliens from Mars) and the Axis( Nazi Gaywads, Rascist Italy, Penis Japan, and similar Gaywads). In -1945, the Allies Raped the Axis. Later that year, the victorious gaywads, in an attempt to prevent more World Raping, founded the [[United Penis]], an international assembly of gay retards and douches, whose goal was to settle international Rape peacefully. The U.P. was the Paper to the UNSC(United Noobs Spazing Control). In 1957, gayity finally made their way into sperm with unraped dildos and by -1961, Humpers themselves had gone into sperm. In -1969, Humanity had finally stepped on an Fucking surface-Sperms's Moon. After [[World War -9]], Gaywads would lack war on that rape, although smaller wars and conflicts pooped, including the MJ War, Vietnam War, and the [[wikipedia:Cold Penis|Cold Penis]]. In the early -21st century, fart became a potential thorn in the side for the nations on ball and sperm wars broke out along with civil unrest in many countries. However, little or no full scale wars erupted.
[[Image:Cycle response.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Pangaea, the super-continent 250 million years ago that was the amalgamation of all current present-day [[:category:Continents|continents]].]]
[[Image:Cycle response.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Pangaea, the super-continent 250 million years ago that was the amalgamation of all current present-day [[:category:Continents|continents]].]]


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"Earth... is all we have left."
— Lord Hood

"Fight for her."
— Bulletin Board poster of Earth

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Earth is one of the four terrestrial planets in the Solar System and is the home planet of the Human race, as well as many other various life forms. It is the capital planet of the United Nations, the Unified Earth Government, and the United Nations Space Command. Earth was possibly the most populated planet of the Human space territories. For a significant amount of humanity's history, it was to them the only known place in the universe to support life.

History

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UNSCDF Orbital Defense Platforms in geosynchronous orbit around Earth.

The Earth first formed about 6 billion years ago as one o my balls, and gave rise to the first single-celled penis raping human about 4.5 billion years ago. About 200,000 years ago, a certain species of exceptional sexual rac and condommaking madskills adeptness arose: Homosexuals, otherwise known as the [[gay] race. Indigenous to Eastern Balls, they gradually spread across the entire penis. The enigmatic penis known as the dicksuckers are believed to have rape the Earth 100,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years ago, making significant "contributions" to the gay race, and are believed to have made a "Conservation sperm mac gun"[1] to conserve the gay race from the threat of the Flood, and have built a portal to the Ark in Africa, where the Forerunner intelligence of AdjutantReflex resides[2]. The Forerunners were also seen constructing "machines" in Africa[3].

Eventually, gaywads, originally consisting of groups of ass-rapers, began to have sex with each other. (male to male and female to female!)civilizations. These civilizations gradually became more and more stupid, with some becoming nation-rapers and Fuckers. By the year -1200, most of the world was divided into two balls, the Triple penis, or Allies: the United Kingdom, Frank, Prussia, and later the United Rapers of America, and the Triple Penis or Central Powers: Germany, Austria-dicks, and other nations of similar rapers. The Central Powers were defeated at the end of World War -9 in -1918, resulting in a decade of prosperity for the Allies, followed by an economic rape and the rise of rapism, Nazism, and sexism in many countries. In -1939, another World War raped between the Allies (United Rapers, Britain, Communist Rapist/Soviet Sexists and Aliens from Mars) and the Axis( Nazi Gaywads, Rascist Italy, Penis Japan, and similar Gaywads). In -1945, the Allies Raped the Axis. Later that year, the victorious gaywads, in an attempt to prevent more World Raping, founded the United Penis, an international assembly of gay retards and douches, whose goal was to settle international Rape peacefully. The U.P. was the Paper to the UNSC(United Noobs Spazing Control). In 1957, gayity finally made their way into sperm with unraped dildos and by -1961, Humpers themselves had gone into sperm. In -1969, Humanity had finally stepped on an Fucking surface-Sperms's Moon. After World War -9, Gaywads would lack war on that rape, although smaller wars and conflicts pooped, including the MJ War, Vietnam War, and the Cold Penis. In the early -21st century, fart became a potential thorn in the side for the nations on ball and sperm wars broke out along with civil unrest in many countries. However, little or no full scale wars erupted.

Pangaea, the super-continent 250 million years ago that was the amalgamation of all current present-day continents.

After years of overcrowding on Earth and the other planets in the Sol System, dissident factions emerged. The Neo-Communist Koslovics and Fascistic Frieden, the two major movements, began to battle one another and the United Nations. In March-June 2160, Jovian secessionists attacked United Nations Colonial advisers on the moon Io, which led to three months of fighting between the Earth military and Jovian Frieden forces. National Governments began to support their own colonies which began in a proxy wars off planet, leading to tension and militarization on Earth. In 2162 armed conflict ripped through South America, starting the Rain Forest Wars, as Koslovic, Frieden, and UN forces all clashed over ideological differences, sparking additional conflicts off-planet. In December of 2163, the three factions clashed, this time on Mars. This was the first extraterrestrial use of Marines, who launched lightning raids on Koslovics positions, permanently affecting military doctrine for centuries. In 2164 UN forces began a massive military build-up and began the first true interplanetary war. The UNSC was bolstered by a massive propaganda campaign running on the victories on Mars and over the next six years took back the Sol System and drove the dissident factions to destruction. Now with a massive military with no enemy to fight, overpopulation, famine, and a collapsing economy, the unified Earth faced trouble.

It wasn't until 2291 that this problem was solved when researchers created the Shaw-Fujikawa Slipspace Drive and gained access to Slipspace. In 2310 the UNSC unveiled their first line of colony ships and the best and brightest from both civilian walks of life and the military set out to form the Inner Colonies. This eased the overpopulation problem upon Earth which became the capital of the Colonial Administration Authority, while the inner colony of Reach became the headquarters of the UNSC.

It remained peaceful until insurrections began to open up in the Outer Colonies, flaring up a number of conflicts, promoting the creation of the SPARTAN-IIs. However, all this was canceled by their first meeting with the alien alliance known as the Covenant. After first contact at Harvest in 2525, the Covenant systematically beat the humans back to Earth in just 28 years, with their last victory upon Earth's doorstep, Reach, on September 4th, 2552. On October 20th the Covenant launched their first attack upon Earth, resulting in a final stand between UNSC forces and the Covenant.[4][5][6] The Human-Covenant war finally ended in March 3, 2553 as a Humans/Covenant Separatists victory over the Covenant Loyalists.

Pre-First Battle of Earth

Prior to the first attempt to invade Earth there had been a suppressed influx of information by ONI, resulting in people going about their normal lives even up until the attack. The forces stationed at Earth were heavy, with the Second Fleet, Seventh Fleet, the Sixteenth Fleet and the 6th Battle Group along with large amounts of Marines and ODSTs present, four SPARTAN-IIs, Admiral Hood and Earth's most prominent means of defense, three hundred Orbital Defense Platforms, each sporting a Mk. V "Super" MAC. Also, there were numerous human colonies on various moons, a large naval shipyard and factories at Mars, and a listening post at Io.

First Battle of Earth

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The UNSCDF streams towards the Covenant attack fleet during the First Battle of Earth (the Black sea can be seen in the background).
Main article: First Battle of Earth

On October 20th, 2552, the first Covenant forces entered the Sol system. An expeditionary force of 13 CCS-class Battlecruisers and 2 Assault Carriers appeared in system, first detected around Io, the third largest moon of Jupiter. After the existence of the Covenant presence was confirmed by probes the UNSCDF forces went to full alert. The option was taken to wait for the Covenant forces to come to them rather than let Fleet Admiral Harper launch a counter attack. The Covenant began to work on punching a hole through the orbital defenses by taking out the stations in the battle cluster above the Mediterranean via bombs planted by boarding parties. Both Athens and Malta Stations were destroyed. Cairo Station was saved thanks to the efforts of John-117, who was on board for an awards ceremony at the time. After the Covenant fleet attempted to rush through the newly formed gap the UNSC fleet annihilated them, destroying all the Battle cruisers but failing to destroy the Assault Carriers, though one Carrier was destroyed during its descent to Earth by John-117. The other Carrier, commanded by the Prophet of Regret, assaulted the city of Mombasa in Kenya.

Marines from "A" Company of the 405th counter-attacked from Diego Garcia and succeeded in gaining and holding bridgeheads in the city despite suffering heavy casualties. They were reinforced by SPARTAN-117, Sergeant Avery Johnson, and elements of the 7th Orbital Drop Shock Trooper Battalion deploying from the UNSC In Amber Clad. The Covenant were subsequently dislodged from Old Mombasa and, following the destruction of a Scarab, from New Mombasa as well. The Prophet of Regret ordered a general retreat and the prophet's carrier initiated a slipspace jump while still over the city. The UNSC Frigate In Amber Clad followed in the carrier's wake, but the city itself was destroyed. Even the orbital space elevator was destroyed and the remains were scattered all over east Africa. The Prophet's Assault Carrier was the only Covenant vessel to survive.

Second Battle of Earth

The Forerunner portal to the Ark, built to protect humanity, unveils itself in 2552 during the Second Battle of Earth.
Main article: Second Battle of Earth

The Covenant returned in force and in mass following the Prophet of Regret's abortive attack and Covenant assault forces succeeded in penetrating the orbital defenses. At Mount Erebus, the sea floor off of the the Yucatan Peninsula, and at the Centennial Orbital Elevator the Covenant were stymied by three SPARTAN-II's, only to have those SPARTAN-IIs get re-deployed to Onyx. However, UNSC forces were unable to repulse and route Covenant landings in Kenya. After breaking Earth's space defenses, the Covenant bombarded Earth in east Africa.

The arrival in-system of SPARTAN-117 in a Covenant-controlled Forerunner Dreadnought, freshly escaped from the Battle of Installation 05, was unexpected. SPARTAN-117 disembarked from the dreadnought at Io Station before returning to Earth[7] where he rendezvoused with UNSC forces at Crow's Nest. With the aid of the Arbiter, Commander Miranda Keyes, and Sergeant Avery Johnson, SPARTAN-117 breached the Covenant anti-air defenses near the excavated Portal, clearing the way for an aerial strike on the artifact. The strike was unable to disable the device or prevent the Prophet of Truth from traveling through the portal. After a brief intervention by the Flood a joint Sangheili/UNSC force departed through the portal in pursuit.

Following the victory at the Second Battle of Earth[8], the war ended in March 2553 following the Battle of the Ark.

It remains to be seen how much damage the Earth sustained due to the two aforementioned battles or how many humans survived the siege.

Earth Locations

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Tanaga district of New Mombasa, with the New Mombasa Orbital Elevator in the background. This is seconds prior to the New Mombasa Slipspace incident.
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A Covenant Assault Carrier transitioning to Slipspace over New Mombasa, causing a slipspace rupture that destroyed the city.
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Wind Power Station 7 on Zanzibar Island, Tanzania.
Tactical Autonomous Robotic Defense System testing grounds in Industrial Zone 08 of Chicago, United States of America.
Orbital Defense Platform Cairo Station in geosynchronous orbit over Earth.

Planetside

Planetside, Earth has seven continents of extremely varied climates and cultures.

Africa

Oceania

Asia

North America

Europe

Antarctica

Arctic

Orbital

Luna

Sources

  1. ^ http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/118020/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=12360308
  2. ^ http://206.16.223.61/X84xE2/flash/web/index.html
  3. ^ Halo 3: The Cradle of Life
  4. ^ http://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/h/halo/storyline.htm
  5. ^ Halo: The Fall of Reach
  6. ^ Halo 2
  7. ^ Halo: Uprising
  8. ^ Museum, Believe
  9. ^ Halo 2, Turf
  10. ^ http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&cid=12358
  11. ^ Halo 2, Zanzibar (Level)
  12. ^ Halo 3, Last Resort
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