Axon Clips Chapter 4: Difference between revisions

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===Dark genius===
===Dark genius===
{{Listen|title=Dark genius
{{Listen|title=Dark genius
|filename=Dark_genius.ogg
|filename=ILB Dark_genius.ogg
}}
}}
'''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:''' Well, I'll be damned... Kamal! Just the guy I wanted to see.<br />
'''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:''' Well, I'll be damned... Kamal! Just the guy I wanted to see.<br />
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===Drink the beer===
===Drink the beer===
{{Listen|title=Drink the beer
{{Listen|title=Drink the beer
|filename=Drink the beer.ogg
|filename=ILB Drink the beer.ogg
}}
}}
'''Aiden:''' So, I have a friend who has this problem.<br />
'''Aiden:''' So, I have a friend who has this problem.<br />
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===Knee caps===
===Knee caps===
{{Listen|title=Knee caps
{{Listen|title=Knee caps
|filename=Knee caps.ogg
|filename=ILB Knee caps.ogg
}}
}}
'''Aiden:''' Welcome to the tastefully appointed security control room. The nerve center if you will, of the [[Apollonian Temple Casino]]. My name is Aiden Maki--<br />
'''Aiden:''' Welcome to the tastefully appointed security control room. The nerve center if you will, of the [[Apollonian Temple Casino]]. My name is Aiden Maki--<br />
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===Hard bargain===
===Hard bargain===
{{Listen|title=Hard bargain
{{Listen|title=Hard bargain
|filename=Hard bargain.ogg
|filename=ILB Hard bargain.ogg
}}
}}
'''Aiden:''' Excuse us, Mr. F. ''(to Kamal)'' All the man wants to find out is what they're doing.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Excuse us, Mr. F. ''(to Kamal)'' All the man wants to find out is what they're doing.<br />
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===In each pit===
===In each pit===
{{Listen|title=In each pit
{{Listen|title=In each pit
|filename=in_each_pit.ogg
|filename=ILB in_each_pit.ogg
}}
}}
'''Aiden:''' Okay, from here we can monitor the whole casino floor.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Okay, from here we can monitor the whole casino floor.<br />
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===Twenty percent===
===Twenty percent===
{{Listen|title=Twenty percent
{{Listen|title=Twenty percent
|filename=twenty_percent.ogg
|filename=ILB twenty_percent.ogg
}}
}}
'''Mr. F:''' We've got archives of all their plays in the last 10 days. Figure out how they're screwing me...<br />
'''Mr. F:''' We've got archives of all their plays in the last 10 days. Figure out how they're screwing me...<br />
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===Uvular implants===
===Uvular implants===
{{Listen|title=Uvular implants
{{Listen|title=Uvular implants
|filename=uvular_implants.ogg
|filename=ILB uvular_implants.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' Thanks for the ride<br />
'''Kamal:''' Thanks for the ride<br />
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===Slingbacks===
===Slingbacks===
{{Listen|title=Slingbacks
{{Listen|title=Slingbacks
|filename=slingbacks.ogg
|filename=ILB slingbacks.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' He's not even counting the cards himself. He's got a tally running on a corneal... but... you really don't care do you...<br />
'''Kamal:''' He's not even counting the cards himself. He's got a tally running on a corneal... but... you really don't care do you...<br />
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===So dense===
===So dense===
{{Listen|title=So dense
{{Listen|title=So dense
|filename=so_dense.ogg
|filename=ILB so_dense.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' Those are the ones with buckles right?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Those are the ones with buckles right?<br />
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===Hey Bev===
===Hey Bev===
{{Listen|title=Hey Bev
{{Listen|title=Hey Bev
|filename=hey_bev.ogg
|filename=ILB hey_bev.ogg
}}
}}
'''Bev:''' Hello... And welcome to Hot'n'Cold... Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />
'''Bev:''' Hello... And welcome to Hot'n'Cold... Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />
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===Such pigs===
===Such pigs===
{{Listen|title=Such pigs
{{Listen|title=Such pigs
|filename=such_pigs.ogg
|filename=ILB such_pigs.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jan:''' Well you sure don't want to lose them to that slutty cash register do ya?<br />
'''Jan:''' Well you sure don't want to lose them to that slutty cash register do ya?<br />
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===Optical===
===Optical===
{{Listen|title=Optical
{{Listen|title=Optical
|filename=optical.ogg
|filename=ILB optical.ogg
}}
}}
'''Paolo: '''Look, you're the girl that was at Sharfie's last week aren't you?<br />
'''Paolo: '''Look, you're the girl that was at Sharfie's last week aren't you?<br />
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===Box of chocolates===
===Box of chocolates===
{{Listen|title=Box of chocolates
{{Listen|title=Box of chocolates
|filename=box_of_chocolates.ogg
|filename=ILB box_of_chocolates.ogg
}}
}}
'''Gene:''' Pardon me, miss.<br />
'''Gene:''' Pardon me, miss.<br />
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===Mr. Congeniality===
===Mr. Congeniality===
{{Listen|title=Mr. Congeniality
{{Listen|title=Mr. Congeniality
|filename=mr_congeniality.ogg
|filename=ILB mr_congeniality.ogg
}}
}}
'''Gene:''' Who the hell are you?<br />
'''Gene:''' Who the hell are you?<br />
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===Big dog===
===Big dog===
{{Listen|title=Big dog
{{Listen|title=Big dog
|filename=big_dog.ogg
|filename=ILB big_dog.ogg
}}
}}
'''Gene:''' That was real nice what you did for that lady. Not real smart, but nice.<br />
'''Gene:''' That was real nice what you did for that lady. Not real smart, but nice.<br />
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===Ballet===
===Ballet===
{{Listen|title=Ballet
{{Listen|title=Ballet
|filename=ballet.ogg
|filename=ILB ballet.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jan:''' See, the problem with being a big dog, is there's always a bigger dog.<br />
'''Jan:''' See, the problem with being a big dog, is there's always a bigger dog.<br />
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===Posture counts===
===Posture counts===
{{Listen|title=Posture counts
{{Listen|title=Posture counts
|filename=posture_counts.ogg
|filename=ILB posture_counts.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jan:''' Alright. Get up... Get. Up. Now, from the top. And remember, posture counts. There's the gun. Pick it up. Come on, big dog. Let's go again.<br />
'''Jan:''' Alright. Get up... Get. Up. Now, from the top. And remember, posture counts. There's the gun. Pick it up. Come on, big dog. Let's go again.<br />
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===Wee wee wee===
===Wee wee wee===
{{Listen|title=Wee wee wee
{{Listen|title=Wee wee wee
|filename=wee_wee_wee.ogg
|filename=ILB wee_wee_wee.ogg
}}
}}
(scream of pain)<br />
(scream of pain)<br />
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===Just snacks===
===Just snacks===
{{Listen|title=Just snacks
{{Listen|title=Just snacks
|filename=just_snacks.ogg
|filename=ILB just_snacks.ogg
}}
}}
'''Bev:''' Hello! And welcome to hot in cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />
'''Bev:''' Hello! And welcome to hot in cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />
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===Apartment squirrels===
===Apartment squirrels===
{{Listen|title=Apartment squirrels
{{Listen|title=Apartment squirrels
|filename=apartment_squirrels.ogg
|filename=ILB apartment_squirrels.ogg
}}
}}
'''Paolo:''' Hi there, I, uh, wanted to say thanks.<br />
'''Paolo:''' Hi there, I, uh, wanted to say thanks.<br />
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===Your first mistake===
===Your first mistake===
{{Listen|title=Your first mistake
{{Listen|title=Your first mistake
|filename=your_first_mistake.ogg
|filename=ILB your_first_mistake.ogg
}}
}}
'''[[George Shebura|George]]:''' Mr. Morelli. Hm. We will be making a record of this audit. My name is George Shebura. I'm an associate fiscal investigator. You have the right to have your accountant present.<br />
'''[[George Shebura|George]]:''' Mr. Morelli. Hm. We will be making a record of this audit. My name is George Shebura. I'm an associate fiscal investigator. You have the right to have your accountant present.<br />
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===Alaska===
===Alaska===
{{Listen|title=Alaska
{{Listen|title=Alaska
|filename=alaska.ogg
|filename=ILB alaska.ogg
}}
}}
'''George:''' Your record seems a little haphazard, Mr. Morelli... As, I must say, does your style of dress....<br />
'''George:''' Your record seems a little haphazard, Mr. Morelli... As, I must say, does your style of dress....<br />
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===Refreshingly cool===
===Refreshingly cool===
{{Listen|title=Refreshingly cool
{{Listen|title=Refreshingly cool
|filename=refreshingly_cool.ogg
|filename=ILB refreshingly_cool.ogg
}}
}}
'''George:''' Hm. Your return seems better organized than I remember.<br />
'''George:''' Hm. Your return seems better organized than I remember.<br />
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===Thermostat===
===Thermostat===
{{Listen|title=Thermostat
{{Listen|title=Thermostat
|filename=thermostat.ogg
|filename=ILB thermostat.ogg
}}
}}
'''George:''' I'm afraid you'll have to reschedule your audit, Mr. Morelli. I can't be expected to work under these conditions.<br />
'''George:''' I'm afraid you'll have to reschedule your audit, Mr. Morelli. I can't be expected to work under these conditions.<br />
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===Clearly a glitch===
===Clearly a glitch===
{{Listen|title=Clearly a glitch
{{Listen|title=Clearly a glitch
|filename=clearly_a_glitch.ogg
|filename=ILB clearly_a_glitch.ogg
}}
}}
'''George:''' My wife? Well tell her I'll call her ba--... alright, alright.<br />
'''George:''' My wife? Well tell her I'll call her ba--... alright, alright.<br />
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===Big gloves===
===Big gloves===
{{Listen|title=Big gloves
{{Listen|title=Big gloves
|filename=big_gloves.ogg
|filename=ILB big_gloves.ogg
}}
}}
'''Police:''' Stand with your hands out of the way from your sides! You have the right to remain silent.<br />
'''Police:''' Stand with your hands out of the way from your sides! You have the right to remain silent.<br />
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===I looked it up===
===I looked it up===
{{Listen|title=I looked it up
{{Listen|title=I looked it up
|filename=i_looked_it_up.ogg
|filename=ILB i_looked_it_up.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jersey:''' Shut it off. (Durga turns off the music)<br />
'''Jersey:''' Shut it off. (Durga turns off the music)<br />
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===Cheerleaders===
===Cheerleaders===
{{Listen|title=Cheerleaders
{{Listen|title=Cheerleaders
|filename=cheerleaders.ogg
|filename=ILB cheerleaders.ogg
}}
}}
'''Durga:''' ''Jersey, I am not a child. I am not a toy. And I am not your thing. I was very restrained with George. I didn't cook him; I didn't send him to jail. But people who mess with us - they're going to get stoned.''<br />
'''Durga:''' ''Jersey, I am not a child. I am not a toy. And I am not your thing. I was very restrained with George. I didn't cook him; I didn't send him to jail. But people who mess with us - they're going to get stoned.''<br />
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===Commissary shoes===
===Commissary shoes===
{{Listen|title=Commissary shoes
{{Listen|title=Commissary shoes
|filename=commissary_shoes.ogg
|filename=ILB commissary_shoes.ogg
}}
}}
(Rani is being followed)<br />
(Rani is being followed)<br />
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===Formal wear===
===Formal wear===
{{Listen|title=Formal wear
{{Listen|title=Formal wear
|filename=formal_wear.ogg
|filename=ILB formal_wear.ogg
}}
}}
'''Rani:''' Are you a cop?<br />
'''Rani:''' Are you a cop?<br />
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===My landlady===
===My landlady===
{{Listen|title=My landlady
{{Listen|title=My landlady
|filename=my_landlady.ogg
|filename=ILB my_landlady.ogg
}}
}}
'''College boy: '''It's a test for new recruits, and you did great.<br />
'''College boy: '''It's a test for new recruits, and you did great.<br />
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===Domestic bliss===
===Domestic bliss===
{{Listen|title=Domestic bliss
{{Listen|title=Domestic bliss
|filename=domestic_bliss.ogg
|filename=ILB domestic_bliss.ogg
}}
}}
(mumbling in an apartment)<br />
(mumbling in an apartment)<br />
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===A secret life===
===A secret life===
{{Listen|title=A secret life
{{Listen|title=A secret life
|filename=a_secret_life.ogg
|filename=ILB a_secret_life.ogg
}}
}}
'''Rani: '''He wears a service ring, he only started teaching about 10 years ago which means he could have done 20 and out. And one day, a couple of kids were talking about buying a car - every model they mentioned, he knew how long it would float.<br />
'''Rani: '''He wears a service ring, he only started teaching about 10 years ago which means he could have done 20 and out. And one day, a couple of kids were talking about buying a car - every model they mentioned, he knew how long it would float.<br />
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===Flower delivery===
===Flower delivery===
{{Listen|title=Flower delivery
{{Listen|title=Flower delivery
|filename=flower_delivery.ogg}}
|filename=ILB flower_delivery.ogg}}
'''Rani:''' So the guy with the spikey hair says: "Can I walk you home? And see what real people wear?"<br />
'''Rani:''' So the guy with the spikey hair says: "Can I walk you home? And see what real people wear?"<br />
(laughs)<br />
(laughs)<br />
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===Desktop model===
===Desktop model===
{{Listen|title=Desktop model
{{Listen|title=Desktop model
|filename=desktop_model.ogg
|filename=ILB desktop_model.ogg
}}
}}
'''Rani:''' This is where you work?<br />
'''Rani:''' This is where you work?<br />
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===So mean===
===So mean===
{{Listen|title=So mean
{{Listen|title=So mean
|filename=so_mean.ogg
|filename=ILB so_mean.ogg
}}
}}
'''Rani:''' Like a chatter you get in quickie store?<br />
'''Rani:''' Like a chatter you get in quickie store?<br />
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===Guess not===
===Guess not===
{{Listen|title=Guess not
{{Listen|title=Guess not
|filename=guess_not.ogg
|filename=ILB guess_not.ogg
}}
}}
'''Rani:''' Trevor? What do you suppose it's doing?<br />
'''Rani:''' Trevor? What do you suppose it's doing?<br />
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===Relocate===
===Relocate===
{{Listen|title=Relocate
{{Listen|title=Relocate
|filename=relocate.ogg
|filename=ILB relocate.ogg
}}
}}
'''Trevor: '''Look at that. Don't they look great?<br />
'''Trevor: '''Look at that. Don't they look great?<br />
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===Cow, even===
===Cow, even===
{{Listen|title=Cow, even
{{Listen|title=Cow, even
|filename=cow_even.ogg
|filename=ILB cow_even.ogg
}}
}}
'''Rani: '''So, I took 14 disposable chatters as payment, and scrammed.<br />
'''Rani: '''So, I took 14 disposable chatters as payment, and scrammed.<br />
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===Knockout gas===
===Knockout gas===
{{Listen|title=Knockout gas
{{Listen|title=Knockout gas
|filename=knockout_gas.ogg
|filename=ILB knockout_gas.ogg
}}
}}
'''Rani:''' Thanks. I'm back. I'm selling them at a flea market.<br />
'''Rani:''' Thanks. I'm back. I'm selling them at a flea market.<br />
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===English longbow===
===English longbow===
{{Listen|title=English longbow
{{Listen|title=English longbow
|filename=English_longbow.ogg
|filename=ILB English_longbow.ogg
}}
}}
'''Herzog:''' How's your history?
'''Herzog:''' How's your history?
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===Calculus===
===Calculus===
{{Listen|title=Calculus
{{Listen|title=Calculus
|filename=calculus.ogg
|filename=ILB calculus.ogg
}}
}}
'''Lieutenant:''' I'd make a new one.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' I'd make a new one.<br />