Funny Grunt Sayings

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These sayings are said by a grunt in Halo 2. He is on the level Quarantine Zone in the big room with the [Enforcer] in it. If all your red armored Grunts are alive after you fight the Enforcer, wait a few minutes and they will start saying weird things like:

• "Me sidekick, you know, like Robin.
• "Arbiter, tell me a story."
• "We build fire and sing songs."
• "Must, not, fall, asleep!"
• "You want toady, me good toady."
• "We stand here much longer, we be on date."
• "Let's go take nap."

There is also another grunt in Halo 3 that is on the last part of the level Halo. Just before you jump into the hanger of the frigate, take a right and there is a little ledge to walk on. At the end is a grunt. When you walk up to him he says: -"Hey demon, the jerk store called and there all out of you! Poor you, stolen at the age of six and enscripted into the military, uhhhhhh!"said insultingly."Ok, look, if you let me live I've got the fist to rukt,look, I'll be at the bottom. I'll polish your boots, I'll polish your helmet. It's the gas, ha ha. When I'm on the gas i don't know what I'm doing half the time.

Please add any other Grunt sayings from other Halo games, go ahead and add them as long as you put which game they are from and if there is a certain location where it is said.