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[[Briglard]] here with a message for all you unctuous [[Unggoy]] out there!
[[Briglard]] here with a message for all you unctuous [[Unggoy]] out there!


Y’know what I learned from the earliest days of nipple academy? You gotta kill good to get by in [[Milky Way|this galaxy]]. You gotta kill real good!
Y’know what I learned from the earliest days of [[nipple academy]]? You gotta kill good to get by in [[Milky Way|this galaxy]]. You gotta kill real good!


Look at the Covenants. We did [[Unggoy Rebellion|a rebellions]] like [[2462|a hundred years ago]] and even the flappy-mouth Sangheili learned just how mighty the Unggoy could be. Yeah, [[Balaho]] got [[Glassing|glasses]] and we were all real sad and emotioning about it, but ya know what we got? Respects.
Look at the Covenants. We did [[Unggoy Rebellion|a rebellions]] like [[2462|a hundred years ago]] and even the flappy-mouth Sangheili learned just how mighty the Unggoy could be. Yeah, [[Balaho]] got [[Glassing|glasses]] and we were all real sad and emotioning about it, but ya know what we got? Respects.


That’s how the Brutes do it, and they lost their planets as well. We gotta lot in common with those guys!
That’s how the Brutes do it, and [[Razing of Oth Sonin|they lost their planets]] as well. We gotta lot in common with those guys!


Anyway, if ya kill good, you’ll get the cool guns like me. Ever wondered what an [[Unbound Plasma Pistol|unbound plasma pistol]] can do? It shoots bigger bolts that can hit more things, and when ya charge it up it shoots like six-- no, SIXTY green thingies that’ll make any [[demon]]s you find out there go screamin’ to their mommies.
Anyway, if ya kill good, you’ll get the cool guns like me. Ever wondered what an [[Unbound Plasma Pistol|unbound plasma pistol]] can do? It shoots bigger bolts that can hit more things, and when ya charge it up it shoots like six-- no, SIXTY green thingies that’ll make any [[demon]]s you find out there go screamin’ to their mommies.