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In the Xbox version of Halo: Combat Evolved, if you create a new profile (or edit an existing one), or creating a map name and call it ".fortune" (dot located with shift on), a random saying will appear on the screen.

The ".fortune" on the text box will then also instantly disappear, thus rendering ".fortune" an impossible account name. However, if you place a symbol at the beginning (such as a left parenthesis) to make "(.fortune", and subsequently use the arrows to move to and delete the parenthesis when finished, ".fortune" will remain, allowing you to use it as a profile name.

List of Fortunes

All your hard work will eventually pay off.
Everything lies in silence.
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway (The very basic and first of "Murphy's Laws").
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. (Also a subdivision of Murphy's Law)
Never wear your best pants when fighting for freedom.
Rest is good, but idleness is its ugly brother.
Don't wear your best pants in war (rare).
Smile when you're ready.
You cannot fall off the floor. (Also a Murphy's Law)
Your luck is about to change.
Sorry, this fortune is temporarily out of order. (Rare)
I like beans. (Rare)

Trivia

This joke is also present in Marathon.

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List of Easter eggs in the Halo series

v • d • e Halo: Combat Evolved Easter eggs

.fortune • Birthdate on tank • DMM 2003 • Hellomyname Keyes • Hidden Marine • Hugging Elite • Jonesy • Moa statues • Megg • MRL • Multiplayer Options Spartan Captions • Pistol Kanji • Recorder chip warning • Rex • Siege of Madrigal • Thirsty Grunt • Three dead Grunts

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Halo 2 Easter eggs

Battle Rifle-Plasma Rifle • Cairo Station console message• Cowardly Grunt • Face in Halo • Finding the holo-drone • Great Journey unused objects • Grunt with toys • HI BEN • Half-naked guy • Halo 2 skulls • Hidden gargoyle • Hippo in Halo • Jack o' lantern • Limited Collector's Edition Fan Creations • M on top of Coagulation • Main menu message • Megg • Messages on bomb • Outskirts announcements • Outskirts Energy Sword • Reversed messages • Rex • Rooster Teeth • Scarab Gun • Scorpion emblems • Sid • Siege of Madrigal • Soccer ball • Special dialogue Grunts • Why Am I Here • Zanzibar Easter eggs

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Halo 3 Easter eggs

Boat on "The Storm" • Carved Letters in Sierra 117 • Cavemen • Chief EG-X • Chinese Food • Draft notice • Easter egg towers • Face on the Moon • Final Grunt • Half-naked guy • Halo music on High Ground • Happy Birthday, Lauren! • Jonesy • Lucky Loonie • Microsoft Sam • Missing person poster • Moa statues • Password-lacking Marine • Reversed messages • SABABWL • Sandbox warning • Secret Marine on The Covenant • Secret room on The Covenant • Siege of Madrigal • Man on Standoff • Suck it Fronk • Urinating Brute • Valhalla wall Easter egg • Windows logo

v • d • e Halo 3: ODST Easter eggs

Siege of Madrigal • Cavemen • Identification badge • License plate Easter eggs • Moa statues • New York Times Easter egg • Weapons card

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Halo: Reach Easter eggs

BOB • Chief EG-X • Club Errera Easter egg • DAVE • Dreaming Grunt • Flyable Pelican and Phantom • Four Banshees on The Package • Grunt in a barrel • Hidden weapons on The Pillar of Autumn • John-117 in cryo • Moa statues • Newspaper Easter egg • Original map screenshot Easter egg • Usable Pelican turret • Radio conversations • Reach Racer • Shell-shocked Army trooper • Siege of Madrigal • Spartan dolls Easter egg • Strutting Jun and Emile • Thirteen dead Spartans • Tribute Room

v • d • e Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary Easter eggs

Bulletin board • Hugging Elite • Keyboard emoticons

v • d • e Halo 4 Easter eggs

Collector's Edition • Dancing Grunts • Double Rainbow • Gravity Hammers on Shutdown • Hidden weapons caches on Forerunner • Incineration Cannons on Forerunner • Moa statues • Red vs. Blue • Secret Gravity Hammer on Midnight

v • d • e Halo 2: Anniversary Easter eggs

Beamish • BLAST soda cans • Grunt with toys • Hidden toys • Italy on Delta Halo

v • d • e Halo 5: Guardians Easter eggs

Flaming knives on Osiris • Floating Grunt • Halo Kart • Mr. Meeseeks box • Nutrition label • Olive the Pig • Sandworm • Soccer ball • Special weapons • Timmy the Whale • Toy Grunts • Universe article Easter egg • UNSC diver • Warzone Firefight Easter egg • Xbox One turret

v • d • e Halo Infinite Easter eggs

Craig • Giant sandwich • Hidden toys • Jens Hauch Memorial • Peanut the Space Gopher • Sandwich Idol • Xbox Easter egg

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