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| <div style="position:absolute; z-index:100; right:10px; top:35px;" class="metadata" ><span style="color": blue;">k4karnage will be moving to [[w:c:halofanon:Main_Page|Halo Fanon]] in September. http://www.wikia.com/skins/common/progress-wheel.gif </span></div>
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| '''<font color="silver"><center>Kilo-Three-Zero</center></font>''' | | '''<font color="silver"><center>Kilo-Three-Zero</center></font>''' |
| '''<center>[[User:K4/IRC|<font color="blue">IRC Quotes</font>]]''' <font color="white">|</font> '''[[User:K4/Awards|<font color="blue">Awards</font>]]''' <font color="white">|</font> '''[[User:K4/Quotes|<font color="blue">Mannerisms</font>]]</center>''' | | '''<center>[[User:K4/IRC|<font color="blue">IRC Quotes</font>]]''' <font color="white">|</font> '''<font color="blue">Awards</font>''' <font color="white">|</font> '''[[User:K4/Quotes|<font color="blue">Mannerisms</font>]]</center>''' |
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| '''<font color="white">Informant Center:</font>'''
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| [[Image:Beijing '08.JPG|center|USA for #1 in XXIX Summer Olympics!]]
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| |name=k4karnage
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| |image= [[Image:Kilo three zero lrg-Mod1.jpg|450px]]
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| |homeworld= [[Earth]]
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| |birth=1991
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| |death= N/A
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| |rank=[[Captain]]
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| |gender=Male
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| |height=5'11" (Last verified 6/22/08)
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| |weapons= [[BR55HB SR Battle Rifle|BR55HB-SR]], [[MA5C Individual Combat Weapon System|MA5C ICWS]], [[M90 Close Assault Weapon System|M90A CAWS]], [[M7/Caseless Submachine Gun|M7 Caseless SMG]], 2 x [[Type-25 Directed Energy Rifle]]s, [[Type-25 Carbine|Type-25 "Spiker" Carbine]]
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| |equipment= [[Bubble Shield]], [[Regenerator]], [[Power Drain]], [[Radar Jammer]], [[TR/9 Antipersonnel Mine]]
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| |vehicles=[[Warthog|M12 LRV "Warthog"]] w/ [[M41 Light Anti-Aircraft Gun|M41 LAAG]], [[Type-32 Rapid Assault Vehicle]], [[M274 Mongoose Ultra-Light All-Terrain Vehicle]], [[Attack VTOL-14 Hornet]]
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| |hair= Brown
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| |eyes= Hazel
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| |era=21st Century
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| |types=Field Officer
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| |notable=Exellent marksman, commented many times on being an "artist" with the BR55HB-SR, is an proficient CQB fighter and specialises in fast air and ground vehicles.
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| |affiliation=[[UNSC Marine Corps]]
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| {{Quote|I am SPARTAN 117 of borg, I will kick your ass and assimilate what is left.|SPARTAN-117 of Borg}}
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| {{Quote|I am 10 year old Halo fanboy of Borg. You will be bitched at.|(In response to the above statement.)}}
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| This is [[United Nations Space Command|UNSC]] [[SPARTAN-II Program|SPARTAN-K30]], Serial ID: 86142-4493-KD. <choose>
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| <option><font color=white>[[Gravemind|I am a monument to all your sins.]]</option></font>
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| <option><font color=white>[[Avery Junior Johnson|I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine or a giant hula-hoop; I'm not gonna let them have it!]]</option></font>
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| <option><font color=white>[[Jacob Keyes|Coming here was reckless! You know better than this... Thanks.]]</option></font>
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| <option><font color=white>[[wikipedia:7_deadly_sins|I am the rage and the bile and the ferocity!]]</option></font>
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| <option><font color=white>[[wikipedia:Napolean_Bonaparte|I am the prince and the fool and the agony!]]</option></font>
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| <option><font color=white>[[wikipedia:Lucifer|I am the sin and the fear and the darkness!]]</option></font>
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| <option><font color=white>|[[uncyclopedia:Borg|The above quotes are friggin hilarious!]]</option></font>
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| What up all, I am of course '''k4karnage''', which happens to be my [[Multiplayer|Gamertag]] as well. I am currently a [[Captain (Halo 3)|Captain, Grade 2]] in [[Halo 3]] and hope to become a [[Colonel (Halo 3)|Colonel]] soon. I am usually found playing between 0800 PST to 1230 PST. I play a variety of games, including [[Team Slayer]], [[Team Objective]], [[Team Doubles]], [[Rumble Pit]], [[Big Team Battle]], [[DLC Slayer]], and, more recently, [[Team SWAT]].
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| == Halo 3 Sevice Record ==
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| *[http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/Default.aspx?player=k4karnage <font color="blue">'''Kilo-Three-Zero''' (K30) Complete Service Viate</font>]
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| **'''Highest [[Skill (Halo 3)|Skill]]:''' 23
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| **'''Highest [[EXP]]:''' 224
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| **'''EXP Penalties:''' <font color="red">-32</font>
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| **'''Lifetime EXP:''' 256
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| ***'''Kill per Death Ratio ''(Ranked)''''': 0.88
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| ***'''Kill per Death Ratio ''(Social)''''': 0.96
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| **'''Current [[Rank (Halo 3 Multiplayer)|Rank]]:''' Captain, Grade 2
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| ***Promoted: 22 March, 2008
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| Rank Insignia: [[Image:Captain-gr2.gif]]
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| I have been playing Halo 3 since Sept. 25th, 2007, the release date. I have the [[Collector's Edition]], which Microsoft politely returned on Jan. 5th, due partly to the ammount of hate mail i sent them. So, if you want a good partner for a team game, or want to go head-2-head, i will most likely accept. I intend on retireing from Matchmaking after i reach [[Colonel (Halo 3)|Colonel]]; Grade 1. I may continue to play after that, but i will not be doing it as much or to get any new ranks. However, i can be perswaded to reach [[Brigadier (Halo 3)|Brigadier]]; Grade 1. Hopefully, though, i won't rise trough the ranks TOO quickly. You can usually find me either in [[Forge]], [[Matchmaking]], or [[Custom Games]].
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| http://halo3.junk.ws/sig/k4karnage/2127.png<br>
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| ''(Unfortunatly, this signature/statistics display only has information from Ranked playlists, but the [http://halo3.junk.ws/statistics/gamertag/k4karnage here] is a link to my complete stats record.)''
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| {{Gamertag Userbox 2|k4karnage}}{{Halo3 Captain2}}
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| <center>My fave Halo 3 stuff:
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| *'''Weapons'''</center>
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| [[MA5C Individual Combat Weapon System]] - [[Image:Sm_h3_Assault_Rifle.gif|Assault Rifle]]
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| [[BR55HB SR Battle Rifle]] - [[Image:Sm_h3_Battle_Rifle.gif|Battle Rifle]]
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| [[M90 Close Assault Weapon System]] - [[Image:Sm_h3_Shotgun.gif|Shotgun]]
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| [[M7/Caseless Submachine Gun]] - [[Image:H3 s m g sm.gif|SMG]]
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| [[Type-25 Directed Energy Rifle]] - [[Image:Sm_h3_Plasma_Rifle.gif|Plasma Rifle]]
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| [[Type-25 Carbine]] - [[Image:H3_spiker_sm.gif|Spiker]]
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| [[Type-1 Antipersonnel Grenade]] - [[Image:H3 plasma grenade sm.gif|Sticky]]
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| [[M9 High-Explosive Dual-Purpose Grenade]] - [[Image:H3 frag grenade sm.gif|Frag]]
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| [[Type-52 Pistol]] - [[Image:H3 mauler sm.gif|Mauler]]
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| [[Type-25 Grenade Launcher]] - [[Image:H3 brute shot sm.gif|Brute Shot]]
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| *'''Vehicles'''</center>
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| [[Warthog|M12 "Warthog" Light Reconnaissance Vehicle]] - [[Image:Sm_h3_Warthog.gif|'Hog]]
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| [[Type-32 Rapid Assault Vehicle|Type-32 "Ghost" Rapid Assault Vehicle]] - [[Image:H3 ghost sm.gif|Ghost]]
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| [[M274 Mongoose Ultra-Light All-Terrain Vehicle|M274 "Mongoose" Ultra-Light All-Terrain Vehicle]] - [[Image:H3 mongoose sm.gif|Mongoose]]
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| [[M12G1 Warthog Light Anti-Armor Vehicle|M12G1 "Gauss Warthog" Light Anti-Armor Vehicle]]
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| [[Attack VTOL-14 Hornet|Attack-VTOL 14 "Hornet"]]
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| *'''Equipment'''
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| [[Bubble Shield]]
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| [[Deployable Cover]]
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| [[Power Drain]]
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| [[Radar Jammer]]
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| [[Regenerator]]
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| [[TR/9 Antipersonnel Mine|Trip Mine]]
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| *'''Camapign Levels'''
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| '''[[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]]''' (#2)<br>
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| ''<sup><font color="silver">"Clear the base, whatever it takes."</font></sup>''
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| '''[[The Storm (Level)|The Storm]]''' (#4)<br>
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| ''<sup><font color="silver">"Reclaim the city. Make a hole."</font></sup>''
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| '''[[Floodgate (Level)|Floodgate]]''' (#5)<br>
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| ''<sup><font color="silver">"Stop the Infestation, Find Cortana."</font></sup>''
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| '''[[The Ark (Level)|The Ark]]''' (#6)<br>
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| ''<sup><font color="silver">"Search the waste for the Cartographer."</font></sup>''
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| '''[[Halo (Halo 3 Level)|Halo]]''' (#9)<br>
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| ''<sup><font color="silver">"Light the Ring. Destroy the Flood."</font></sup>''
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| *'''Multiplayer Levels'''
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| [[Avalanche (Level)|Avalanche]]<br>
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| <sup><font color="silver">Legendary Map Pack</font></sup>
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| [[Blackout (Level)|Blackout]]<br>
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| <sup><font color="silver">Legendary Map Pack</font></sup>
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| [[Foundry (Level)|Foundry]]<br>
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| <sup><font color="silver">Heroic Map Pack</font></sup>
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| [[High Ground (Level)|High Ground]]<br>
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| <sup><font color="silver">H3 Beta Maps (Public)/Shipped Maps</font></sup>
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| [[Last Resort (Level)|Last Resort]]<br>
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| <sup><font color="silver">H3 Beta Maps (Internal)/Shipped Maps</font></sup>
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| [[Narrows (Level)|Narrows]]<br>
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| <sup><font color="silver">Shipped Maps</font></sup>
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| [[Rat's Nest (Level)|Rat's Nest]]<br>
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| <sup><font color="silver">Heroic Map Pack</font></sup>
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| [[Sandtrap (Level)|Sandtrap]]<br>
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| <sup><font color="silver">Shipped Maps</font></sup>
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| [[Standoff (Level)|Standoff]]<br>
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| <sup><font color="silver">Heroic Map Pack</font></sup>
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| [[Valhalla (Level)|Valhalla]]<br>
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| <sup><font color="silver">H3 Beta Maps (Public)/Shipped Maps</font></sup>
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| == Bungie.net ==
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| I am a faithful user on [[Bungie.net]], the website for Halo's developer, [[Bungie Studios]].
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| My original account, [http://www.bungie.net/Account/profile.aspx?uid=2061218 k4karnage] was my main account untill Oct. 30th, when for some unknown reason, i was unable to log into that account anymore. I was hacked by a group destroyer a few months back, which is most likely the reason i cannot log into the account. That, or Achronos dosen't like me anymore. <font color="gray">''(*sniffle*)''</font> Anyways, i an now using this new account, [http://www.bungie.net/Account/profile.aspx?uid=4807885 BlacKarnagEnigma].<br>
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| I am a member of several groups, or Chapters, on B.net and post in them more than i do the Public Forums. I once was a major figure in the Halo 3 Forum, but due to the obvious buid up of spam leading to Halo 3's release date, i left and have since only posted in the Septagon. MUCH better maintained than the s--t-filled H3F, due to the fact that most of B.net's Forum Moderators hang out there, when there is nothing to be done in the Moderator/Administrator-Only chapter HFCS <font color="gray">''(Don't ask me what it means, i don't know)''</font>
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| <center><sub><font color="gray">''(Note to all group destroyers in the vicinity, i routinely change my account information at different times each month, so any information you have now is probably outdated.</font> <font color="green">'''HA!!!'''</font><font color="gray">)''</font></sub></center>
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| == Userboxes ==
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| Here are some of my userboxes:
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| '''Here's my userbox:'''
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| {{K4 Userbox}}{{clear}}
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| Copy and paste this code on your page if you want:
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| <nowiki>{{K4 Userbox}}</nowiki>
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| '''My Friend Userboxes'''
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| {{Blemo Friend Userbox}}{{CommanderTony Friend Userbox}}{{SJ Friend}}{{GPT Userbox}}{{RR Friend Userbox}}{{EliteSpartan Userbox}}{{Jolly W. Roberts}}{{clear}}{{Userbox
| | <big><font face="eurostile">This User, K4, will no longer be activly participating in Halopedia's social ring. He has moved into [[halofanon:User:K4|Halo Fanon]] and will reside there untill further notice. K4 will use Halopedia as a canon/history refrence, and may show up every now and then, but full time participation in the Social area of halopedia is now recinded.<br> |
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| | K4 wishes to thank all those who supported him and/or were friends of his.</font></big> |
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| |info = This user is a friend of [[User:Mr. Hammer|<font color="olivedrab">Mr. Hammer</font>]].
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| |border-c = black}}{{Halopediaman Userbox}}{{Chief frank 001 Friend Userbox}}{{RaZoRKillEr117 Userbox}}{{Spartan G-23 Friend 2}}
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| | [[User:K4|<font color="#202020">BlacK</font>]][[User talk:K4|<font color="blue">arnagE</font>]][[halofanon:SPARTAN-141|<font color="gray">nigmA</font>]] 18:12, 8 December 2008 (UTC) |
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| '''Userboxes I Created'''
| | Below are other ways of contacting him aside from Halo Fanon. |
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| {{Beat Down Userbox}}
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| <nowiki>{{Beat Down Userbox}}</nowiki>
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| {{Halo 3 Battle Rifle Userbox|{{{1}}}}}
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| <nowiki>{{Halo 3 Battle Rifle Userbox|faveoritism here}}</nowiki>
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| {{TeamSWAT}}
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| <nowiki>{{TeamSWAT|like of dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{LoneWolves}}
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| <nowiki>{{LoveWolves|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{TeamSlayer}}
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| <nowiki>{{TeamSlayer|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{TeamObjective}}
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| {{clear}}
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| <nowiki>{{TeamObjective|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{TeamDoubles}}
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| {{clear}}
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| <nowiki>{{TeamDoubles|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{TeamControl}}
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| <nowiki>{{TeamControl|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{TeamHardcore}}
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| <nowiki>{{TeamHardcore|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{BigTeamBattle}}
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| <nowiki>{{BigTeamBattle|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{RumblePit}}
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| <nowiki>{{RumblePit|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{SocialSlayer}}
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| <nowiki>{{|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{SocialSkirmish}}
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| <nowiki>{{SocialSkrimish|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{MultiTeam}}
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| <nowiki>{{MultiTeam|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{RocketRace}}
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| <nowiki>{{RocketRace|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{DLCSlayer}}
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| <nowiki>{{Grifball|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| <nowiki>{{Infection|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{VIP}}
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| <nowiki>{{VIP|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| <nowiki>{{Territories|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{Assault}}
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| <nowiki>{{Assault|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{CTF}}
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| {{Juggernaut}}
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| <nowiki>{{Juggernaut|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{Oddball}}
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| <nowiki>{{Oddball|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| <nowiki>{{KotH|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| {{Slayer}}
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| <nowiki>{{Slayer|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
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| '''My other Userboxes:'''
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| {{IRCRegular}}{{ONI Spook Userbox}}{{Halo Truth Userbox}}{{UoH Userbox}}{{Custom Armour}}{{All Normal}}
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| {{All Heroic}}{{Halo 3 Legendary}}{{Halo CE Userbox}}{{Halo PC Userbox}}{{Halo 2 Userbox}}{{Halo 3 Userbox}}{{Halo 3 Preorder Userbox}}{{Skull Userbox 2|all|Halo 3}}{{MA5C Userbox|loves the}}{{Halo 3 Battle Rifle Userbox|has over 1,400 kills with }}{{SMG Userbox|never leaves home without}}{{M68 Gauss Cannon Userbox|once got a Sniper kill with}}{{Scarab Gun Userbox|owns a}}{{Plasma Grenade userbox|sticks people with}}{{Dual Wielding Userbox|can often be seen}}{{BruteShotuser|loves}}{{Radar Jammer Userbox|randomly tosses out}}{{Mongoose Userbox|loves to go crusin' in}}{{Scorpion Userbox|blows sh*t up in}}{{Chopper Userbox|loves to to randomly blow up}}{{Scarab Userbox|has a}}{{TeamSWAT|loves playing}}{{BigTeamBattle|rampages in}}{{RumblePit|likes a nice rough round of}}{{Infection|plays alot of}}{{Assault|like is almost never the bomb carrier in}}{{KotH|is always}}{{Slayer|is always up for a game of}}{{Halo 2 Vol2}}{{Userbox FoR}}{{Userbox TF}}{{Userbox FS}}{{Userbox GoO}}{{Halo: Contact Harvest}}{{Userbox HGN}}{{Metallica Fan}}{{Xbox360 Userbox}}{{300 viewer}}{{Stargate Userbox}}{{Lost TV Userbox}}{{User Male}}{{M4A1 Carbine Userbox|supports [[wikipedia:Gas-operated_reloading#Short_stroke|short-stroke gas piston]] conversions of}}{{FN P90 Userbox|pwns on CoD4 with}}{{Unfreakinbelievable Userbox}}{{USA Userbox}}{{GRAW Userbox}}{{Vegas player}}{{Mass Effect userbox}}{{Eagles Fan}}{{South Park userbox}}{{Halo 3 Beta Userbox}}{{School Userbox|the 12th(and final) grade}}{{Monster lover}}{{Coke Userbox}}{{Beat Down Userbox}}{{clear}}
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| Whew, that's a lotta Userboxes.
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| == Bungiepedia ==
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| I am also an avid user on [http://bungie.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page Bungiepedia], the Bungie Wikia, created by WhiteRaven and Foman123 of Bungie.net legend. My personal page, [http://bungie.wikia.com/wiki/K4karnage here], is where i spend some of my time. Mostly, i just edit for clarity and add some new pages and such.
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| == <font color="green">Random Stuff</font> ==
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| <sup>This is a new section i am experimenting with; feel free to comment on it's contents on my [[User talk:K4|talk page]].</sup>
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| <!-- Week One: World Ideologies Explained by Political Humor -->
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| ===<font color="white">World Ideologies Explained</font>===
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| By '''Political Humor'''.
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| *'''Feudalism'''
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| You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
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| *'''Pure Socialism'''
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| You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
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| *'''Fascism'''
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| You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
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| *'''Pure Communism'''
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| You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
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| *'''Russian Communism'''
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| You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
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| *'''Cambodian Communism'''
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| You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
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| *'''Dictatorship'''
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| You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
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| *'''Pure Democracy'''
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| You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
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| *'''Representative Democracy'''
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| You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
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| *'''Bureaucracy'''
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| You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
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| *'''Pure Anarchy'''
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| You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
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| *'''Anarcho-Capitalism'''
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| You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
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| *'''Surrealism'''
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| You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
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| ===<font color="white">A Letter to Dr. Laura</font>===
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| Dr Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet
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| ::Dear Dr. Laura,
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| Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that (Leviticus 18:22) clearly states it to be an abomination.
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| End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them.
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| 1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev.1:9). The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
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| 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in (Exodus 21:7). In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
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| 3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev.15:19-24). The problem is, how do tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
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| 4. (Lev. 25:44) states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians.Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
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| 5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. (Exodus 35:2) clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
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| 6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
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| 7. (Lev. 21:20) states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
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| 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by (Lev.19:27). How should they die?
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| 9. I know from (Lev.11:6-8) that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
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| 10. My uncle has a farm. He violates (Lev. 19:19) by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
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| I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
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| :::Your devoted fan, Jim
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| <!--Absolute LOL -->
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| == Contact, South Corridor! ==
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| == Thats All, Folks ==
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| Thats all i have for now, i will be constantly editing, so keep looking back here for any changes. I want to thank [[User:Guesty-Persony-Thingy|Guesty-Persony-Thingy]] for helping me with creating this page and [[User:Blemo|Blemo]] for the inspration of the layout.
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| '''Hope to see you all around the bend and in Halo 3!'''
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| <font color="red"><center>''*hides behind bend with Shotgun*''</center></font>
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