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==Kamal==
 
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==Kamal: "Coral is Gone"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 6min 49sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 6min 49sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/genetic_profile.wav genetic_profile]


(working on chatter)<br />
===Genetic profile===
'''Kamal''': Peekaboo you bastard... I'll find you... I'll find you peeping tom sucker-- ghost <br />me, huh?
{{Listen|title=Genetic profile
 
|filename=ILB_Genetic_profile.ogg
'''Sophia''': Kamal?<br />
}}
(working on chatter)'''<br />'''
'''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]''': Peekaboo you bastard... I'll find you... I'll find you peeping tom sucker-- ghost me, huh?<br />
'''[[Sophia Bossedon|Sophia]]''': Kamal?<br />
'''Kamal''': Sophia. What are you doing here?<br />
'''Kamal''': Sophia. What are you doing here?<br />
'''Sophia''': Uh, just dropping by. Hiro told me where to find you, and I thought that we <br />could have lunch or something.
'''Sophia''': Uh, just dropping by. Hiro told me where to find you, and I thought that we <br />could have lunch or something.<br />
'''Kamal''': I'm pretty busy actually.<br />
'''Kamal''': I'm pretty busy actually.<br />
'''Sophia''': Oh? What are you working on?<br />
'''Sophia''': Oh? What are you working on?<br />
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'''Sophia''': Who's Laura?<br />
'''Sophia''': Who's Laura?<br />
'''Kamal''': My sister.<br />
'''Kamal''': My sister.<br />
'''Sophia''': I thought her name was Yasmine.<br />
'''Sophia''': I thought her name was [[Yasmine Zaman|Yasmine]].<br />
'''Kamal''': Sophia, it turns out your juvenile MCF victim has a real interesting genetic <br />profile. If you look hard, you get 2 distinct groups. The congenitally disfunctional, and a much smaller group of ultra-high achievers.<br />
'''Kamal''': Sophia, it turns out your juvenile MCF victim has a real interesting genetic profile. If you look hard, you get 2 distinct groups. The congenitally disfunctional, and a much smaller group of ultra-high achievers.<br />
'''Sophia''': Like your sist--<br />
'''Sophia''': Like your sist--<br />
'''Kamal''': --shhhh... (whispers) people are listening.<br />
'''Kamal''': --shhhh... '''(whispers)''' people are listening.<br />
'''Sophia''': Kamal, there's nobody here.<br />
'''Sophia''': Kamal, there's nobody here.<br />
'''Kamal''': Not here, here... (taps chatter) Let me show you something.<br />
'''Kamal''': Not here, here... '''(taps [[Chatter|chatter]])''' Let me show you something.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/parabolic_lemonade_failure.wav parabolic_lemonade_failure]


===Parabolic lemonade failure===
{{Listen|title=Parabolic lemonade failure
|filename=ILB_Parabolic_lemonade_failure.ogg
}}
'''Kamal''': The cafeteria's a better place to talk. Realistically they can't have a live person monitoring every minute of my day.<br />
'''Kamal''': The cafeteria's a better place to talk. Realistically they can't have a live person monitoring every minute of my day.<br />
'''Sophia''': Monitoring?<br />
'''Sophia''': Monitoring?<br />
'''Kamal''': It's got to be a program. Probably not even an AI, just a simple keyword scavenger. An environment like this will make it harder for the voice recognition to work.<br />
'''Kamal''': It's got to be a program. Probably not even an [[Artificial intelligence|AI]], just a simple keyword scavenger. An environment like this will make it harder for the voice recognition to work.<br />
'''Sophia''': Why do you think someone is ghosting you?<br />
'''Sophia''': Why do you think someone is ghosting you?<br />
'''Kamal''': --I don't think, I know. Someone is going me. I know the signs.<br />
'''Kamal''': --I don't think, I know. Someone is ghosting me. I know the signs.<br />
'''Sophia''': Kamal...<br />
'''Sophia''': Kamal...<br />
'''Kamal''': Remember that headset I won in the lottery?<br />
'''Kamal''': Remember that headset I won in the lottery?<br />
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'''Kamal''': Right.<br />
'''Kamal''': Right.<br />
'''Sophia''': You don't think Aiden--<br />
'''Sophia''': You don't think Aiden--<br />
'''Kamal''': --No. No, I don't. Aiden couldn't dream of doing the kind of ghosting that's been <br />happening to me.
'''Kamal''': --No. No, I don't. Aiden couldn't dream of doing the kind of ghosting that's been happening to me.<br />
'''Sophia''': Then...<br />
'''Sophia''': Then...<br />
'''Kamal''': I think it's someone who's interested in parabolic lemonade failure.<br />
'''Kamal''': I think it's someone who's interested in parabolic lemonade failure.<br />
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'''Kamal''': Right.<br />
'''Kamal''': Right.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/going_offline.wav going_offline]
===Going offline===
 
{{Listen|title=Going offline
|filename=ILB_Going_offline.ogg
}}
'''Sophia''': Your...brother? The people who took your brother on that trip.<br />
'''Sophia''': Your...brother? The people who took your brother on that trip.<br />
'''Kamal''': Exactly.<br />
'''Kamal''': Exactly.<br />
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'''Sophia''': Don't!<br />
'''Sophia''': Don't!<br />
'''Kamal''': Why?<br />
'''Kamal''': Why?<br />
'''Sophia''': It's dangerous. Cars won't drive you, hospitals won't treat you, the automatic <br />door at the grocery store won't slide open for you, and the cashier won't take your money. You don't know what it's like to be off the grid.<br />
'''Sophia''': It's dangerous. Cars won't drive you, hospitals won't treat you, the automatic door at the grocery store won't slide open for you, and the cashier won't take your money. You don't know what it's like to be off the grid.<br />
'''Kamal''': And you do? (to a vender) Can I have a piece of the cornbread?<br />
'''Kamal''': And you do? '''(to a vender)''' Can I have a piece of the cornbread?<br />
'''Sophia''': It's not you Kamal... you'd be like a fish on dry land without your chat<br />
'''Sophia''': It's not you Kamal... you'd be like a fish on dry land without your chat.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/abracadabra.wav abracadabra]


'''Kamal''': Hang on... (signal/offline) And presto! Now I'm offline. As far as the grid knows, I've just disappeared.<br />
===Abracadabra===
{{Listen|title=Abracadabra
|filename=ILB_Abracadabra.ogg
}}
'''Kamal''': Hang on... '''(signal/offline)''' And presto! Now I'm offline. As far as the grid knows, I've just disappeared.<br />
'''Sophia''': If someone really is listening to you, won't they notice that you just vanished?<br />
'''Sophia''': If someone really is listening to you, won't they notice that you just vanished?<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': I spent the last few days building a little Franken-kamal out of my own <br />bitstream traces.
'''Kamal/Offline''': I spent the last few days building a little Franken-Kamal out of my own bitstream traces.<br />
'''Sophia''': I'm going to pretend I understood that to keep you from explaining it again.<br />
'''Sophia''': I'm going to pretend I understood that to keep you from explaining it again.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Good call.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Good call.<br />
'''Sophia''': So what if they're listening to me too?<br />
'''Sophia''': So what if they're listening to me too?<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Funny you should ask. I rigged a small... do you mind(?)<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Funny you should ask. I rigged a small... do you mind?<br />
'''Sophia''': I don't want to be offline.<br />
'''Sophia''': I don't want to be offline.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': It's just a test.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': It's just a test.<br />
'''Sophia''': Alright.<br />
'''Sophia''': Alright.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Abracadabra! (signal/offline) Congratulations! As far as the world knows, you're dead.<br />  
'''Kamal/Offline''': Abracadabra! '''(signal/offline)''' Congratulations! As far as the world knows, you're dead.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/chatter_to_chatter.wav chatter_to_chatter]


'''Kamal/Offline''': You're a ghost!
===Chatter to chatter===
{{Listen|title=Chatter to chatter
|filename=ILB_Chatter_to_chatter.ogg
}}
'''Kamal/Offline''': You're a ghost!<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': So now you think you're safe?<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': So now you think you're safe?<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Theoretically I guess you could build a program that would jump from chatter to chatter, tracking us everywhere we went, but it would have to be so unimaginably powerful.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Theoretically I guess you could build a program that would jump from chatter to chatter, tracking us everywhere we went, but it would have to be so unimaginably powerful...<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': We aren't right now.<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': We aren't right now.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline:''' Yeah.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline:''' Yeah.<br />
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'''Kamal/Offline''': --a glass of juice please. Blue--<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': --a glass of juice please. Blue--<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': --just... thought I'd drop by.<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': --just... thought I'd drop by.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Oh.
'''Kamal/Offline''': Oh.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/deported.wav deported]
===Deported===
{{Listen|title=Deported
|filename=ILB_Deported.ogg
}}
'''Kamal/Offline''': That's great!<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': You know, sometimes you are so stupid.<br />
'''Cashier''': Will that be everything?<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': I mean, yeah thanks, uh, I'll pay for the lady.<br />
'''Cashier''': '''(tries card)''' Your card's dead.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Well that's impossible. Oh, wait a sec. '''(signal/online)''' Now try. Please?<br />
'''Cashier''': '''(tries again)'''<br />
'''Kamal''': You see?<br />
'''Cashier''': Have a nice day.<br />
'''Kamal''': Thanks.<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': Can you turn mine back on?<br />
'''Kamal''': Yeah, it was just a test. Hold on. '''(signal/online)'''<br />
'''Sophia''': So, ask me again why I'm here eating crappy food with you in a lousy hospital cafeteria in the middle of the day.<br />
'''Kamal''': Um, something's wrong?<br />
'''Sophia''': You know for a smart guy, you're... you're kind of stupid sometimes.<br />
'''Kamal''': Sophia?<br />
'''Sophia''': I'm going to be deported.<br />


Kamal/Offline: That's great!<br />
===Ashtray===
Sophia/Offline: You know, sometimes you are so stupid<br />
{{Listen|title=Ashtray
Cashier: Will that be everything?<br />
|filename=ILB_Ashtray.ogg
Kamal/Offline: I mean, yeah thanks, uh, I'll pay for the lady.<br />
}}
Cashier: (tries card) Your card's dead.<br />
'''Kamal''': What?!<br />
Kamal/Offline: Well that's impossible. Oh, wait a sec. (signal/online) Now try. Please?<br />
'''Sophia''': Aiden's in jail, the immigration cops caught him. They cancelled like half the visa's he'd arranged, including mine.<br />
Cashier: (tries again)<br />
'''Kamal''': Oh my God!<br />
Kamal: You see?<br />
'''Sophia''': There's going to put me on a transport next month--<br />
Cashier: Have a nice day.<br />
'''Kamal''': Sophia?!<br />
Kamal: Thanks<br />
'''Sophia''': --So my life is ruined.<br />
Sophia/Offline: Can you turn mine back on?<br />
'''Kamal''': Omigod, isn't there any way you can stay?<br />
Kamal: Yeah, it was just a test. Hold on. (signal/online)<br />
'''Sophia''': Ya, marry a citizen real fast.<br />
Sophia: So, ask me again why I'm here eating crappy food with you in a lowsy hospital <br />cafeteria in the middle of the day.
'''Kamal''': Not Aiden!<br />
Kamal: Um, something's wrong?<br />
'''Sophia''': Oh! Ya, sure, better to see me rot in a transport back to that dump.<br />
Sophia: You know for a smart guy, you're... you're kind of stupid sometimes.<br />
'''Kamal''': You didn't mean it that way!<br />
Kamal: Sophia?<br />
'''Sophia''': You know, you want to be this thing, Aiden's right, you know, you want me to be your mother, that little baba '''("baba" = grandmother)''' making coffee, but I hate that place!<br />
Sophia: I'm going to be deported.<br />
'''Kamal''': You don't mean that.<br />
'''Sophia''': I'm glad I left! The [[Covenant Empire|Covies]] can turn it into a damned ashtray for all I care! <br />
'''Kamal''': (drops his cutlery) ...I think you should go now.<br />
'''Sophia''': ...To hell with you.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/ashtray.wav ashtray]
===They got it===
{{Listen|title=They got it
|filename=ILB_They_got_it.ogg
}}
'''(Kamal returns home)'''<br />
'''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]''': Hey, uh, Sophie called looking for you.<br />
'''Kamal''': Oh yeah?<br />
'''Hiro''': How 'bout a [[list of food and drinks|beer]]?<br />
'''Kamal''': No. I'm going to go inside and trace the bastards ghosting my chatter. I'm pretty sure they're coming off the east coast.<br />
'''Hiro''': Beer first.<br />
'''Kamal''': Hiro - let me in the door.<br />
'''Hiro''': Kamal, [[Coral]]'s...[[Glassing|gone]].<br />
'''Kamal''': What?<br />
'''Hiro''': Reports are just coming in -- they got it. It's gone. I'm sorry.<br />
'''Kamal''': Oh my God.<br />
'''Hiro''': On Reach, you know, on [[Reach]] they left some stuff. You've got to hope it was like Reach Kamal, hold on to that.<br />
'''Kamal''': ...oh my God. My family!<br />


Kamal: What?!<br />
===Just wondering===
Sophia: Aiden's in jail, the immigration cops caught him. They cancelled like half the <br />Visa's he'd arranged, including mine.
{{Listen|title=Just wondering
Kamal: Oh my God!<br />
|filename=ILB_Just_wondering.ogg
Sophia: There's going to put me on a transport next month--<br />
}}
Kamal: Sophia?!<br />
'''(working on chatter)'''<br />
Sophia: --So my life is ruined.<br />
'''Kamal''': What does the navy even do? We give them all this money--<br />
Kamal: Omigod, isn't there any way you can stay?<br />
'''(knocks)'''<br />
Sophia: Ya, marry a citizen real fast.<br />
'''Kamal''': Oh no.<br />
Kamal: Not Aiden!<br />
'''(knocks)'''<br />
Sophia: Oh! Ya, sure, better to see me rot in a transport back to that dump.<br />
'''Sophia''': Kamal?<br />
Kamal: You didn't mean it that way!<br />
'''Kamal''': Sophia?<br />
Sophia: You know, you want to be this thing, Aiden's right, you know, you want me to <br />be your mother, that little baba ("baba" = grandmother) making coffee, but I hate that place!
'''(opens door)'''<br />
Kamal: You don't mean that.<br />
'''Sophia''': I, uh, Kamal, I-I was just... I--<br />
Sophia: I'm glad I left! The Covies can turn it into a damned ashtray for all I care!<br />
'''Kamal''': --Sophia, it's raining, come in.<br />
Kamal: ...I think you should go now.<br />
'''Sophia''': '''(crying)'''--I was in the neighborhood, I was just wondering...<br />
Sophia: ...To hell with you.<br />
'''Kamal''': Sophia, you'll get sick...<br />
 
'''Sophia''': I was just wondering if you hate me?<br />
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/they_got_it.wav they_got_it]
'''Kamal''': Shh...<br />
 
'''(Sophia's crying)'''<br />
(Kamal returns home)<br />
'''Sophia''': Oh my God, I didn't mean it, you know I didn't mean it...<br />
Hiro: Hey, uh, Sophie called looking for you.<br />
'''Kamal''': I know...<br />
Kamal: Oh yeah?<br />
'''Sophia''': Please can I stay here tonight?<br />
Hiro: How about a beer?<br />
'''Kamal''': Sure, of course.<br />
Kamal: No. I'm going to go inside and trace the bastards ghosting my chatter. I'm pretty <br />sure they're coming off the east coast.
'''Sophia''': Please... '''(crying)''' momma...!<br />
Hiro: Beer first.<br />
'''Kamal''': Shh, shh...<br />
Kamal: Hiro - let me in the door.<br />
Hiro: Kamal, Coral's...gone.<br />
Kamal: What?<br />
Hiro: Reports are just coming in -- they got it. It's gone. I'm sorry.<br />
Kamal: Oh my God.<br />
Hiro: On Reach, you know, on Reach they left some stuff. You've got to hope it was like <br />Reach Kamal, hold on to that.
Kamal: ...oh my God. My family!<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/just_wondering.wav just_wondering]
==Jersey: "The Girl Had To Be Real"==
 
(working on chatter)<br />
Kamal: What does the navy even do? We give them all this money--<br />
(knocks)<br />
Kamal: Oh no.<br />
(knocks)<br />
Sophia: Kamal?<br />
Kamal: Sophia?<br />
(opens door)<br />
Sophia: I, uh, Kamal, I was just... I--<br />
Kamal: --Sophia, it's raining, come in.<br />
Sophia: (crying)--I was in the neighborhood, I was just wondering...<br />
Kamal: Sophia, get some warmth(?)<br />
Sophia: Just wondering if you hate me?<br />
Kamal: Shh...<br />
(Sophia's crying)<br />
Sophia: Oh my God, I didn't mean it, you know I didn't mean it<br />
Kamal: I know...<br />
Sophia: Please can I stay here tonight?<br />
Kamal: Sure, of course<br />
Sophia: Please... (crying) mom...<br />
Kamal: Shh, shh...<br />
 
==Jersey==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 5min 04sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 5min 04sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/real_animal_fat.wav real_animal_fat]
===Real animal fat===
 
{{Listen|title=Real animal fat
Bev: Hello, and welcome to Hot'n'Cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />
|filename=ILB_Real_animal_fat.ogg
Jersey: I'd like... do you have real cheese this week?<br />
}}
Bev: We have a high quality, soy-based, cheese product. Many people prefer it to dairy.<br />
'''Bev''': Hello, and welcome to [[Hot 'n' Cold]]. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />
Jersey: I'm not of of them. Are the beans real?<br />
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]''': I'd like... do you have real cheese this week?<br />
Bev: Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question.<br />
'''Bev''': We have a high quality, soy-based, cheese product. Many people prefer it to dairy.<br />
Jersey: *sigh* Give me a burrito.<br />
'''Jersey''': I'm not of of them. Are the beans real?<br />
Bev: Would you like sour cream with that?<br />
'''Bev''': Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question.<br />
Jersey: Is it real?<br />
'''Jersey''': *sigh* Give me a burrito.<br />
Bev: We have a high quality product (voice morphs into Durga) made with 100% real <br />animal fat.
'''Bev''': Would you like sour cream with that?<br />
Durga: Just get a burrito.<br />
'''Jersey''': Is it real?<br />
 
'''Bev''': We have a high quality product (voice morphs into Durga) made with 100% real animal fat.<br />
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/dispenser.wav dispenser]  
'''[[Durga]]''': Just get a burrito.<br />
 
Jersey: Durga? Are you in the dispenser?<br />
Durga: Yes. Listen, Jersey. Something clicked in my head again this week and suddenly <br />I heard the old man.
Jersey: The spy? W-wait, the one that thinks Section III is trying to kill Rani?<br />
Durga: Yes. This time he was getting his aide transferred to somewhere safe. He thinks <br />Section III is coming for him, too.
Jersey: Hm, where in the world is safe now?<br />
Durga: He sent him to New Mombasa.<br />
Jersey: Ok, that's pretty out of the way.<br />
Herbert: Oh, are you done with this dispenser yet?<br />
Jersey: Uh, almost. ...Durga, I feel stupid as hell talking to a dispenser!<br />
Durga: Too bad! I like it!<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/black_three_sugars.wav black_three_sugars]  
===Dispenser===
{{Listen|title=Dispenser
|filename=ILB_Dispenser.ogg
}}
'''Jersey''': Durga? Are you in the dispenser?<br />
'''Durga''': Yes. Listen, Jersey. Something clicked in my head again this week and suddenly I heard the old man.<br />
'''Jersey''': The spy? W-wait, the one that thinks Section III is trying to kill Rani?<br />
'''Durga''': Yes. This time he was getting his aide transferred to somewhere safe. He thinks Section III is coming for him, too.<br />
'''Jersey''': Hm, where in the world is safe now?<br />
'''Durga''': He sent him to [[New Mombasa]].<br />
'''Jersey''': Okay, that's pretty out of the way.<br />
[[Herbert|'''Herbert''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Oh, are you done with this dispenser yet?<br />
'''Jersey''': Uh, almost. ...Durga, I feel stupid as hell talking to a dispenser!<br />
'''Durga''': Too bad! I like it!<br />


Herbert: Listen, buddy. I aint got all day. Give me a cup of coffee - black, three sugars.<br />
===Black three sugars===
Durga: Thank you! I am still serving Mr.Morelli.<br />
{{Listen|title=Black three sugars
Herbert: What are you, Miss Manners? Give me my damn cup of coffee!<br />
|filename=ILB_Black_three_sugars.ogg
Durga: Listen, Herbert...<br />
}}
Herbert: How do you know my name is Herbert?<br />
'''Herbert''': Listen, buddy. I aint got all day. Give me a cup of [[list of food and drinks|coffee]] - black, three sugars.<br />
Durga: If you'd seen the same DNA tests I have, I'd spend less time barging into lines, and more time wondering who Herbert Jr.'s real father is.<br />
'''Durga''': Thank you! I am still serving Mr. Morelli.<br />
Herbert: What?<br />
'''Herbert''': What are you, Miss Manners? Give me my damn cup of coffee!<br />
Durga: I'd also start looking for work.<br />
'''Durga''': Listen, Herbert...<br />
Herbert: What?? I have a job.<br />
'''Herbert''': How do you know my name is Herbert?<br />
Durga: That was then. (chatter ping) Uh oh! I bet that's (chatter ping) going to be bad news.<br />
'''Durga''': If you'd seen the same DNA tests I have, I'd spend less time barging into lines, and more time wondering who Herbert Jr.'s real father is.<br />
Jersey: Durga!<br />
'''Herbert''': What?<br />
Durga: (chatter ping) I wouldn't answer that in a public place if (chatter ping) I were you.<br />
'''Durga''': I'd also start looking for work.<br />
Herbert: (leaving hastily) All I wanted was a cup of coffee (chatter ping)<br />
'''Herbert''': What?? I have a job.<br />
Jersey: Ok, immensely powerful dispenser, where's this voice in your head coming from?<br />
'''Durga''': That was then. (chatter ping) Uh oh! I bet that's (chatter ping) going to be bad news.<br />
Durga: I don't know. It's as if I had a guardian angel looking out for me.<br />
'''Jersey''': Durga!<br />
Jersey: I know that feeling.<br />
'''Durga''': (chatter ping) I wouldn't answer that in a public place if (chatter ping) I were you.<br />
'''Herbert''': (leaving hastily) All I wanted was a cup of coffee. (chatter ping)<br />
'''Jersey''': Okay, immensely powerful dispenser, where's this voice in your head coming from?<br />
'''Durga''': I don't know. It's as if I had a guardian angel looking out for me.<br />
'''Jersey''': I know that feeling.<br />
(dispenser dispenses)<br />
(dispenser dispenses)<br />
Jersey: What's this?<br />
'''Jersey:''' What's this?<br />
Durga: A free burrito. Who says flattery will get you nowhere...<br />
'''Durga''': A free burrito. Who says flattery will get you nowhere...<br />
Jersey: Yes!  
'''Jersey''': Yes!  


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/burrito_funeral.wav burrito_funeral]
===Burrito funeral===
{{Listen|title=Burrito funeral
|filename=ILB_Burrito_funeral.ogg
}}
'''Jersey''': Wait. It's got [[lettuce]] on it.<br />
'''Durga''': Lettuce is good for you.<br />
'''Jersey''': But I don't like lettuce.<br />
'''Durga''': You don't even like vegetables.<br />
'''Jersey''': I eat more than you do! Hahaha Gotcha!<br />
'''Durga''': I have seen your 4th grade picture, Jersey, and I can send it to every girl you know in a heartbeat. Remember that.<br />
'''Jersey''': Yikes. Lettuce will be fine. So, what's so interesting about this old guy?<br />
'''Durga''': He thinks there's an incredibly powerful [[deep-space artifact|device]] being kept secret on [[Chawla Base]].<br />
'''Jersey''': Is there?<br />
'''Durga''': (mocking dispenser impersonation) Thank you! I'm - afraid - I - don't - know - the - answer - to- your -question. Enjoy your burrito!<br />
'''Jersey:''' Alright, so how much time do we have?<br />
'''Durga''': You need to get back to the apartment and change.<br />
'''Jersey''': *sigh* Yeah, this is my first.<br />
'''Durga''': Burrito?<br />
'''Jersey''': Funeral.<br />


Jersey: Wait. It's got lettuce on it.<br />
==Jan: "The Funeral"==
Durga: Lettuce is good for you.<br />
Jersey: But I don't like lettuce.<br />
Durga: You don't even like vegetables.<br />
Jersey: I eat more than you do! hahaha Gotcha!<br />
Durga: I have seen your 4th grade picture, Jersey, and I can send it to every girl you <br />know in a heartbeat. Remember that.<br />
Jersey: Yikes. Lettuce will be fine. So, what's so interesting about this old guy?<br />
Durga: He thinks there's an incredibly powerful device being kept secret on Chawla base.<br />
Jersey: Is there?<br />
Durga: (mocking dispenser impersonation) Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the <br />answer to your question. Enjoy your burrito!
Jersey: Alright, so how much time do we have?<br />
Durga: You need to get back to the apartment and change.<br />
Jersey: *sigh* Yeah, this is my first.<br />
Durga: Burrito?<br />
Jersey: Funeral.<br />
 
 
 
==Janissary==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 6min 17sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 6min 17sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/sweet_as_sweet.wav sweet_as_sweet]  
===Sweet as sweet===
{{Listen|title=Sweet as sweet
|filename=ILB_Sweet_as_sweet.ogg
}}
[[Janissary James|'''Jan''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' I'll be ready when I'm ready.<br />
'''[[Gilly]]:''' Great angles from these windows. [[James James|Jim]] picked a good place. Defensible. I guess he did most of the cleaning around here. Is that what you're wearing to the funeral? A combat shirt with the sleeves torn off?<br />
'''Jan''': Yeah. Look, you're not my mother, okay? You weren't here when I was growing up, he was.<br />
'''Gilly''': Yeah. Okay. I guess I'm more like the ghost of your mother. Hey, here comes [[Gladys Wilson|Gladys]]. You could pick her off sweet as sweet from these windows. <br />


Jan: I'll be ready when I'm ready.<br />
===Not coming===
Gilly: Great angles from these windows. Jim picked a good place. Defensible. I guess he <br />did most of the cleaning around here. Is that what you're wearing to the funeral? A combat shirt with the sleaves torn off?<br />
{{Listen|title=Not coming
Jan: Yeah. Look, you're not my mother, ok? You weren't here when I was growing up, <br />he was.
|filename=ILB_Not_coming.ogg
Gilly: Yeah. Ok. I guess I'm more like the ghost of your mother. Hey, here comes Gladys. You could pick her off sweet as sweet from these windows.
}}
 
'''Gilly''': (closes the window) Time for me to bug out.<br />
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/not_coming.wav not_coming]
'''Jan''': Aren't you going to the funeral?<br />
 
'''Gilly''': Mmm... dead people don't interest me so much.<br />
Gilly: (closes the window) Time for me to bug out.<br />
'''Jan''': Jeezus!<br />
Jan: Aren't you going to the funeral?<br />
'''Gilly''': It's not like Jim Lee is going to be there kid.<br />
Gilly: Mmm... dead people don't interest me so much.<br />
'''Gladys''': (knocks) Hey? Anybody home?<br />
Jan: Jeezus!<br />
'''Jan''': Hey, Gladys.<br />
Gilly: It's not like Jim Lee is going to be there kid.<br />
'''Gladys''': Hello Jan. Hey Gilly. You're not coming, right?<br />
Gladys: (knocks) Hey? Anybody home?<br />
'''Gilly''': Nah, take care of the kid. See ya.<br />
Jan: Hey, Gladys.<br />
'''Gladys''': Yeah, see ya Gilly. (door closes) You holding together okay, hun?<br />
Gladys: Hello Jan. Hey Gilly. You're not coming, right?<br />
'''Jan''': Is she on drugs?<br />
Gilly: Nah, take care of the kid. See ya.<br />
'''Gladys''': Hope so. Is that what you're wearing?<br />
Gladys: Yeah, see ya Gilly. (door closes) You holding together ok, hun?<br />
'''Jan''': Don't hassle me, okay?<br />
Jan: Is she on drugs?<br />
Gladys: Hope so. Is that what you're wearing?<br />
Jan: Don't hassle me, ok?<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/one_point_one.wav one_point_one]


===1 Point 1===
{{Listen|title=1 Point 1
|filename=ILB_One_point_one.ogg
}}
(ambient funeral sounds)<br />
(ambient funeral sounds)<br />
Jan: Thanks<br />
'''Jan''': Thanks.<br />
Gladys: Well, that was a nice service - clean, short. Hun, aren't you cold?<br />
'''Gladys''': Well, that was a nice service - clean, short. Hun, aren't you cold?<br />
Jan: No, I'm fine. So, who are all these people?<br />
'''Jan''': No, I'm fine. So, who are all these people?<br />
Gladys: Well it's your kin. That there's Moralis, oh and the kid next to him is his son <br />Kevin, who's like you, a 1.1. And that there, that guy's DAC10, came in from the west coast for this--<br />
'''Gladys''': Well it's your kin. That there's [[Morales]], oh and the kid next to him is his son [[Kevin Morales|Kevin]], who's like you, a [[Spartan 1.1|1.1]]. And that there, that guy's DAC10, came in from the west coast for this--<br />
Jan: A 1.1?<br />
'''Jan''': A 1.1?<br />
Gladys: A Spartan 1.0's kid. There's 16 of you.<br />
'''Gladys''': A [[ORION Project|Spartan 1.0's]] kid. There's 16 of you.<br />
Jan: Oh great, another freak.<br />
'''Jan''': Oh great, another freak.<br />
Gladys: Kevin's a nice boy. Oh, Moralis said that you could stay with him for a while. Might be nice to get to know another kid like you.<br />
'''Gladys''': Kevin's a nice boy. Oh, Morales said that you could stay with them for a while. Might be nice to get to know another kid like you.<br />
Jan: Stay with him? I don't even know him.<br />
'''Jan''': Stay with him? I don't even know him.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/this_damn_rain.wav this_damn_rain]  
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/this_damn_rain.wav ]  
===This damn rain===
{{Listen|title=This damn rain
|filename=ILB_This_damn_rain.ogg
}}
'''Gladys''': Well, it's not like you can stay with Gilly.<br />
'''Jan''': I don't have to stay with anybody.<br />
'''Gladys''': No one is saying you need to decide anything right now.<br />
'''Jan''': I'm 17, I can live on my own.<br />
'''Gladys''': Okay!<br />
'''Jan''': He looks like a grind...<br />
'''Gladys''': Who? <br />
'''Jan''': The 1.1 kid. He's a dweeb.<br />
'''Gladys''': Kevin? He doesn't usually wear a suit.<br />
'''Jan''': Yeah, but look at his hair... on the other hand, he obviously hasn't gotten his dad killed.<br />
'''Gladys''': Now I told you once and I'll tell you again, that dog don't hunt. Jim James got in over his head. It happens.<br />
'''Jan''': It's rule #1, Gladys. Never go into a situation alone.<br />
'''Gladys''': And he broke it.<br />
'''Jan''': Because it was me!<br />
'''Gladys''': Sometimes those things happen, honey. Like the weather... like this damn rain.<br />


Gladys: Well, it's not like you can stay with Gilly<br />
===James James===
Jan: I dont have to stay with anybody.<br />
{{Listen|title=James James
Gladys: No one is saying you need to decide anything right now.<br />
|filename=ILB_James_james.ogg
Jan: I'm 17, I can live on my own.<br />
}}
Gladys: Ok!<br />
'''Jan''': Hey Gladys, Gilly called dad by a different name. Lee - Jim Lee.<br />
Jan: He looks like a grind...<br />
'''Gladys''': She did, huh?<br />
Gladys: Who? <br />
'''Jan''': Is my last name really Lee?<br />
Jan: The 1.1 kid. He's a dweeb.<br />
'''Gladys''': Your last name is whatever you want it to be. You want to be Janissary James, that's who you are.<br />
Gladys: Kevin? He doesn't usually wear a suit.<br />
'''Jan''': But I...<br />
Jan: Yeah, but look at his hair... on the other hand, he obviously hasn't gotten his dad killed.<br />
'''Gladys''': James James... (chuckles) He said it was so dumb everybody would assume he'd <br />been born with it.<br />
Gladys: Now I told you once and I'll tell you again, that dog don't hunt. Jim James got in over his head. It happens.<br />
'''Jan''': So do I... have cousins or something?<br />
Jan: It's rule #1, Gladys. Never go into a situation alone.<br />
'''Gladys''': Well now I can't help you out there. I know this family, but Jim never talked about that one.<br />
Gladys: And he broke it.<br />
Jan: Because it was me!<br />
Gladys: Sometimes those things happen, honey. Like the weather... like this damn rain.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/james_james.wav james_james]  
===Free cemetery===
{{Listen|title=Free cemetery
|filename=ILB_Free_cemetery.ogg
}}
'''Jersey''': Hey Jan. I guess the rain finally stopped, huh?<br />
'''Jan''': Jersey, what are you doing here?<br />
'''Jersey''': I'm so sorry about your dad. Listen, could I talk to you for a sec?<br />
'''Jan''': Talk away, Jersey, it's a free cemetery.<br />
'''Jersey''': I mean in private.<br />
'''Jan''': Look, I'm kind of strung out from all this, could we do it some other time?<br />
'''Jersey''': It's important. I promise.<br />
'''Jan''': Sure.<br />
'''Jersey''': Hey, do you want my rain coat? You look really cold.<br />
'''Jan''': No, I'm okay. Now, what did you want?<br />
'''Jersey''': Look, I know all about [[Thin Kinkle]]. And [[Bradley (thug)|Bradley]]. And the [[Cupid's Knife|Knife]].<br />


Jan: Hey Gladys, Gilly called dad by a different name. Lee - Jim Lee.<br />
===Go ninja===
Gladys: She did, huh?<br />
{{Listen|title=Go ninja
Jan: Is my last name really Lee?<br />
|filename=ILB_Go_ninja.ogg
Gladys: Your last name is whatever you want it to be. You want to be Janissary James, <br />that's who you are.
}}
Jan: But I...<br />
'''Jan''': How do you know that?<br />
Gladys: James James... (chuckles) He said it was so dumb everybody would assume he'd <br />been born with it.
'''Jersey''': I've been ghosting your CP.<br />
Jan: So do I... have cousins or something?<br />
'''Jan''': You've been spying on me?!<br />
Gladys: Well now I can't help you out there. I know this family, but Jim never talked <br />about that one.
'''Jersey''': A little, a little - but before you go all ninja and kill me, let me just say we can really help you.<br />
'''Jan''': We? Hah, like who? You and [[Steve]]?! Oh! I know, you and [[Dwayne]]!<br />
'''Jersey''': No, just me, and a really good AI program I've got.<br />
'''Jan''': You pathetic sneaking bastard, if you were listening to me, why didn't you call the cops?!<br />
'''Jersey''': Listen, listen - Kinkle's boss is a woman called [[Monster Ann]], she works out of a place called [[Crystal Security|Crystal Security Fence & Gate]].<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/free_cemetery.wav free_cemetery]
===Perimeter alarms===
{{Listen|title=Perimeter alarms
|filename=ILB_Perimeter_alarms.ogg
}}
'''Jan''': Say that again...<br />
'''Jersey''': I know who Kinkle's boss is. And I know the business that she uses as a front.<br />
'''Jan''': How do you know that?<br />
'''Jersey''': Jan, I've got God's own spyware. And if you tell anybody about it...<br />
'''Jan''': Jeezus Jersey...<br />
'''Jersey''': I can get you inside their security.<br />
'''Jan''': If you're lying to me--<br />
'''Jersey''': Hey, hey, remember how the perimeter alarms went off when your dad showed up at Thin's place?<br />
'''Jan''': Yeah.<br />
'''Jersey''': Never went off went Gilly showed up did they?<br />
'''Jan''': I don't know, I don't know, I was out.<br />
'''Jersey''': Well, they didn't.<br />
'''Jan''': You did that?<br />
'''Jersey''': We did.<br />
'''Jan''': Aunt Gladys! Aunt Gladys! Hey, come over here, there's someone I want you to meet.<br />


Jersey: Hey Jan. I guess the rain finally stopped, huh?<br />
===Say please===
Jan: Jersey, what are you doing here?<br />
{{Listen|title=Say please
Jersey: I'm so sorry about your dad. Listen, could I talk to you for a sec?<br />
|filename=ILB_Say_please.ogg
Jan: Talk away, Jersey, it's a free cemetery.<br />
}}
Jersey: I mean in private.<br />
'''Gladys''': So you want me to believe you've got an AI that can hack into things even the police can't split open? And you programmed this thing yourself?<br />
Jan: Look, I'm kind of strung out from all this, could we do it some other time?<br />
'''Jersey''': No, well...<br />
Jersey: It's important. I promise.<br />
'''Gladys''': Boy - either one of two things: You are lying and this is a setup by the people who killed Jim James, or you are wasting my time. And in either case, I am not a happy woman.<br />
Jan: Sure.<br />
'''Jersey''': No wait, for one thing, you don't want to piss her off.<br />
Jersey: Hey, do you want my rain coat? You look really cold.<br />
'''Gladys''': 'Her'?<br />
Jan: No, I'm ok. Now, what did you want?<br />
'''Durga''': Me. You are Gladys Wilson, born Gladys Ashantia Swanson in Tahoka, Texas. You volunteered for a Spartan program in January of [[2491]], after a year and a half of [[UNSC Special Forces|special forces]].<br />
Jersey: Look, I know all about Thin Kinkle. And Bradley. And the knife.<br />
'''Gladys''': How in the world--?<br />
 
'''Durga''': Your superior, [[Aaron Lewis]], said he OK'd the transfer because you were a good soldier. But in his words, 'more trouble than fire ants at a barbecue'. And this was one way to get rid of you.<br />
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/go_ninja.wav go_ninja]
'''Gladys''': What the hell is this?<br />
 
'''Durga''': You were decorated for bravery at [[Eridanus]], retired after making [[Gunnery Sergeant]], entered into a brief, but spectacular marriage--<br />
Jan: How do you know that?<br />
'''Gladys''': --huh--<br />
Jersey: I've been ghosting your CP.<br />
'''Durga''': --with a man who just couldn't keep his zipper--<br />
Jan: You've been spying on me?<br />
'''Gladys''': --Shut her up!<br />
Jersey: A little, a little - but before you go all ninja and kill me, let me just say we can <br />really help you.
'''Durga''': Say. Please.<br />
Jan: We? Hah, like who? You and Steve? Oh! I know, you and Dwayne.<br />
Jersey: No, just me, and a really good AI program I've got.<br />
Jan: You pathetic sneaking bastard, if you were listening to me, why didn't you call the cops?!<br />
Jersey: Listen, listen - Kinkle's boss is a woman called Monster Ann, she works out of a place called Crystal Security Fence & Gate.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/perimiter_alarms.wav perimeter_alarms]
 
Jan: Say that again...<br />
Jersey: I know who Kinkle's boss is. And I know the business that she uses as a front.<br />
Jan: How do you know that?<br />
Jersey: Jan, I've got God's own spyware. And if you tell anybody about it...<br />
Jan: Jeezus Jersey...<br />
Jersey: I can get you inside their security.<br />
Jan: If you're lying to me--<br />
Jersey: Hey, hey, remember how the perimeter alarms went off when your dad showed up at Thin's place?<br />
Jan: Yeah.<br />
Jersey: Never went off went Gilly showed up did they?<br />
Jan: I don't know, I don't know, I was out.<br />
Jersey: Well, they didn't.<br />
Jan: You did that?<br />
Jersey: We did.<br />
Jan: Aunt Gladys! Aunt Gladys! Hey, come over here, there's someone I want you to <br />meet.
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/say_please.wav say_please]
 
Gladys: So you want me to believe you've got an AI that can hack into things the police <br />can't split open? And you programmed this thing yourself?
Jersey: No, well...<br />
Gladys: Boy - either one of two things: You are lying and this is a setup by the people who killed Jim James, or you are wasting my time. And in either case, I am not a happy woman.<br />
Jersey: No wait, for one thing, you don't want to piss her off.<br />
Gladys: 'Her'?<br />
Durga: Me. You are Gladys Wilson, born Gladys Ashantia Swanson in Tahoka, Texas. You volunteered for a Spartan program in January of 2491, after a year and a half of special forces.<br />
Gladys: How in the world--?<br />
Durga: Your superior, Aaron Lewis, said he OK'd the transfer because you were a good soldier. But in his words, 'more trouble than fireants at a barbeque'. And this was one way to get rid of you.<br />
Gladys: What the hell is this?<br />
Durga: You were decorated for bravery at Eridanus, retired after making Gunnery <br />Sargeant, entered into a brief, but spectacular marriage--
Gladys: --huh--<br />
Durga: --with a man who just couldn't keep his zipper--<br />
Gladys: --Shut her up!<br />
Durga: Say please.<br />


==Jersey==
==Jersey==
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/military_application.wav military_application]
===Military application===
 
{{Listen|title=Military application
|filename=ILB_Military_application.ogg
}}
(entering apartment)<br />
(entering apartment)<br />
Jersey: That was sad.<br />
'''Jersey:''' That was sad.<br />
Durga: Yes.<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br />
Jersey: ...and scary. Gladys...<br />
'''Jersey''': ...and scary. That Gladys...<br />
Durga: I thought you handled her fine.<br />
'''Durga:''' I thought you handled her fine.<br />
Jersey: You're the one that handled her. Durga?<br />
'''Jersey:''' You're the one that handled her. Durga?<br />
Durga: Yes.<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br />
Jersey: Are we doing the right thing? I mean, giving Jan all this stuff about Thin and <br />Monster Ann and Crystal security?
'''Jersey: '''Are we doing the right thing? I mean, giving Jan all this stuff about Thin and Monster Ann and Crystal security?<br />
Durga: Why do you ask?<br />
'''Durga:''' Why do you ask?<br />
Jersey: Well, Jan's looking to make someone hurt. Even if it's just herself.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Well, Jan's looking to make someone hurt. Even if it's just herself.<br />
Durga: If you're waiting for me to say violence is never the answer, you'll be waiting a <br />long time. As you pointed out, I was built as a military application.
'''Durga: '''If you're waiting for me to say violence is never the answer, you'll be waiting a long time. As you pointed out, I was built as a military application.<br />
Jersey: Yeah... I've been thinking about that. Durga, what's Kamal doing right now?<br />
'''Jersey: '''Yeah... I've been thinking about that. Durga, what's Kamal doing right now?<br />
Durga: He's gone offline. I've been meaning to tell you - he's got processes running to <br />block me. And he's turned everything off.
'''Durga:''' He's gone offline. I've been meaning to tell you - he's got processes running to block me. And he's turned everything off.<br />
Jersey: Commuter grid?<br />
'''Jersey: '''Commuter grid?<br />
Durga: Nothing.<br />
'''Durga:''' Nothing.<br />
Jersey: You'll find him.<br />
'''Jersey:''' You'll find him.<br />
Durga: I don't like not knowing where he is.<br />
'''Durga:''' I don't like not knowing where he is.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/she_died.wav she_died]  
===She died===
{{Listen|title=She died
|filename=ILB_She_died.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' Yeah, I think there's a reason for that.<br />
'''Durga:''' What?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Tell me about his sister.<br />
'''Durga:''' Who cares about her?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Durga! Does Kamal have blue eyes, or brown?<br />
'''Durga:''' Brown.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Favourite color?<br />
'''Durga:''' He thinks it's red, but it's a tie between iced-tea color and water at dusk blue.<br />
'''Jersey:''' The third test he took his 2nd year at med-school...?<br />
'''Durga:''' Pathology 2 - Skin Infections. He aced it, which was trickier than it sounds. The professor didn--<br />
'''Jersey:''' --So he had a sister, she died, and it turned out she was kidnapped.<br />
'''Durga:''' So? I mean, who cares? (voice slowly mutates)<br />
'''Jersey:''' Take a little girl, right... kidnap her, so they could turn her into a [[SPARTAN-II Program|Spartan]]. Only some people don't make it through the process. That's what Jan's dad said.<br />
'''Durga:''' (girl's voice slowly intercedes) I don't care about her. I'm me.<br />


Jersey: Yeah, I think there's a reason for that.<br />
===Another name===
Durga: What?<br />
{{Listen|title=Another name
Jersey: Tell me about his sister.<br />
|filename=ILB_Another_name.ogg
Durga: Who cares about her?<br />
}}
Jersey: Durga! Does Kamal have blue eyes, or brown?<br />
'''Jersey: '''The ones that don't - there's this thing called [[Cognitive Impression Modeling|'cognitive impression mapping']]. They use their brains to make smart AIs. Like you.<br />
Durga: Brown.<br />
'''Durga: '''Jersey?<br />
Jersey: Favourite color?<br />
'''Jersey: '''When you were little, Durga, they kidnapped you. They faked some kind of accident and rushed you to the hospital.<br />
Durga: He thinks it's red, but it's a tie between iced-tea color and water at dusk blue.<br />
'''Durga:''' Stop it Jersey.<br />
Jersey: The third test he took his 2nd year at med-school...?<br />
'''Jersey: '''They sent the [[flash cloning|flash-clone]] home to your family.<br />
Durga: Pathology 2 - Skin Infections. He aced it, which was trickier than it sounds. The <br />professor didn--
'''Durga:''' Please?<br />
Jersey: --So he had a sister, she died, and it turned out she was kidnapped.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Once upon a time, a long time ago, you had another name, Durga. And that name - was Yasmine.<br />
Durga: So? I mean, who cares? (voice slowly mutates)<br />
'''Durga:''' Don't say that! (Durga's voice slowly returns) It feels-- I feel terrible. Jersey. That's not me. I like what I am.<br />
Jersey: Take a little girl, right... kidnap her, so they could turn her into a Spartan. Only <br />some people don't make it through the process. That's what Jan's dad said.
'''Jersey: '''(whispers to himself) For a quality experience, kiddo, the girl had to be real.<br />
Durga: (girl's voice slowly intercedes) I don't care about her. I'm me.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/another_name.wav another_name]
==Rani: "My Old Kentucky Home"==
 
Jersey: The ones that don't - there's this thing called 'cognitive impression <br />mapping'. They use their brains to make smart AIs. Like you.
Durga: Jersey?<br />
Jersey: When you were little, Durga, they kidnapped you. They faked some kind of <br />accident and rushed you to the hospital.
Durga: Stop it Jersey.<br />
Jersey: They sent the flash-clone home to your family.<br />
Durga: Please?<br />
Jersey: Once upon a time, a long time ago, you had another name, Durga. And that name <br />- was Yasmine.
Durga: Don't say that! (Durga's voice slowly returns) It feels-- I feel terrible. Jersey. <br />That's not me. I like what I am.
Jersey: (whispers to himself) For a quality experience, kiddo, the girl had to be real.<br />
 
==Rani==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 7min 57sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 7min 57sec]
[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/sleeping_underground.wav sleeping_underground]
===Sleeping underground===
 
{{Listen|title=Sleeping underground
Rani: Sarah-John, thanks for the offer, but I've got to stay with my mom and dad.<br />
|filename=ILB_Sleeping_underground.ogg
Sarah: Jason wouldn't mind.<br />
}}
Rani: Well you've been married a month! Jason sure'd better mind!<br />
'''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' Sarah-John, thanks for the offer, but I've got to stay with my mom and dad.<br />
Sarah: Well then stay with my mom, you don't have to stay at your parents'.<br />
[[Sarah-John Pope|'''Sarah''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>'''Jason wouldn't mind.<br />
Rani: They can't make me that crazy, for two nights.<br />
'''Rani:''' Well you've been married a month! [[Jason Pope|Jason]] sure'd better mind!<br />
Sarah: Rani, he's making your mom live in the bunker...<br />
'''Sarah:''' Well then stay with my mom, you don't have to stay at your parents'.<br />
Rani: They're living underground?<br />
'''Rani:''' They can't make me that crazy, for two nights.<br />
Sarah: Your dad's afraid they won't get any warning.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Rani, he's making your mom ''live'' in the bunker...<br />
Rani: Well I am not sleeping underground in my dad's bunker.<br />
'''Rani: '''They're living underground?<br />
Sarah: (laughs) It's more than just a bunker, Rani. Your mom and dad had us over for dinner last Sunday, and we got - the tour.<br />
'''Sarah: '''Your dad's afraid they won't get any warning.<br />
Rani: "The tour?"<br />
'''Rani:''' Well I am not sleeping underground in my dad's bunker.<br />
Sarah: You at your driveway yet?<br />
'''Sarah: '''(laughs) It's more than just a bunker, Rani. Your mom and dad had us over for dinner last Sunday, and we got - the tour.<br />
Rani: Just coming up on it.<br />
'''Rani:''' "The tour?"<br />
Sarah: Wait til you see your new room.<br />
'''Sarah:''' You at your driveway yet?<br />
Rani: New room?<br />
'''Rani:''' Just coming up on it.<br />
Sarah: Actually it's your old room - he moved the whole thing.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Wait til you see your new room.<br />
Rani: What does that even mean? My room is on the 2nd-- (sees the house) Oh my God! <br />What happened to my house?? Sarah-John?!
'''Rani: '''New room?<br />
Sarah: 'No point in leaving the good stuff above ground' - that's what your dad said!<br />
'''Sarah:''' Actually it's your old room - he moved the whole thing.<br />
 
'''Rani: '''What does that even mean? My room is on the second-- (sees the house) Oh my God, what happened to my house?!? Sarah-John?!<br />
[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/duck_pond.wav duck_pond]
'''Sarah:''' 'No point in leaving the good stuff above ground' - that's what your dad said!<br />
 
Rani: Dad, are you down here?<br />
Tommy: Rani! Well don't you look business-like? Move back home and you can wear <br />overalls every day.
Rani: Just visiting for the weekend, daddy. I've got a good job.<br />
Tommy: A good job. The Covies are coming and you're worrying about your job? Come <br />home, honey...
Rani: If we don't all do our part in the fight, we will surely all die when they get here, <br />dad. So yeah, I'm worried about my job... dad... why are you living under the duck pond?<br />
 
[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/heat_sink.wav heat_sink]


Tommy: (chuckles) Hear me out now. You see, water can never be hotter than <br />boiling, which is 100 degrees. That pond is a heat sink. You know what a heat sink is...?<br />
===Duck pond===
Rani: I can kind of figure it out, but--<br />
{{Listen|title=Duck pond
Tommy: --underneath the pond is a full meter of ice, wrapped in piezo-foam and <br />pelticours.
|filename=ILB_Duck_pond.ogg
Rani: Daddy! Listen to yourself!<br />
}}
Tommy: And under that, is a meter of wax. Under that is the sealant here which is <br />foamed glass, just like a cooking pot.
'''Rani:''' Dad, are you down here?<br />
Rani: How did you afford all this?<br />
[[Tommy Sobeck|'''Tommy''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Rani! Well don't you look business-like? Move back home and you can wear overalls every day.<br />
Tommy: They measure it in joules. The heat, and this room, can take 70 billion of them <br />before it even begins to warm up!
'''Rani:''' Just visiting for the weekend, daddy. I've got a good job.<br />
Rani: Dad?<br />
'''Tommy:''' A good job. The Covies are coming and you're worrying about your job? Come home, honey...<br />
Tommy: I've been all through the pension thing with your mother, Rani. I don't need to <br />hear it from you.
'''Rani:''' If we don't all do our part in the fight, we will surely all die when they get here, dad. So yeah, I'm worried about my job... Dad... why are you living under the duck pond?<br />
Rani: Your pension?!


[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/fusion_cell.wav fusion_cell]
===Heat sink===
{{Listen|title=Heat sink
|filename=ILB_Heat_sink.ogg}}
'''Tommy: '''(chuckles) Hear me out now. You see, water can never be hotter than boiling, which is 100 degrees. That pond is a heat sink. You know what a heat sink is...?<br />
'''Rani:''' I can kind of figure it out, but--<br />
'''Tommy''': --underneath the pond is a full meter of ice, wrapped in piezo-foam and pelticours.<br />
'''Rani: '''Daddy! Listen to yourself!<br />
'''Tommy:''' And under that, is a meter of wax. Under that is the sealant here which is foamed glass, just like a cookin' pot.<br />
'''Rani: '''How did you afford all this?<br />
'''Tommy:''' They measure it in joules, the heat, and this room, can take 70 billion of them before it even begins to warm up!<br />
'''Rani:''' Dad...?<br />
'''Tommy:''' I've been all through the pension thing with your mother, Rani. I don't need to hear it from you.<br />
'''Rani: '''Your pension?! <br />


Rani: Daddy!<br />
===Fusion cell===
Tommy: Did you listen to the news today, honey? They got to Coral too.<br />
{{Listen|title=Fusion cell
Rani: Oh my god... Coral too?<br />
|filename=ILB_Fusion_cell.ogg
Tommy: Money's no good when the planet's glassed, sweet pea. I have got a year's <br />supply of food down here and a composter that turns waste into soil, I've got a starship grade recycler, and a fusion cell to run it.<br />
}}
Rani: But... this is crazy...<br />
'''Rani:''' Daddy!<br />
Tommy: Over here I've got picks and drills for digging out through the glass, and seeds <br />that ought to do well after, well... you know, afterwards. Hey, I've been doing my homework on this.<br />
'''Tommy:''' Did you listen to the news today, honey? They got to Coral too.<br />
Rani: Daddy, this is crazy. It might be 20 years before the Covenant comes.<br />
'''Rani: '''Oh my god... Coral too?<br />
Tommy: "So man also knoweth not his time", as the preacher said.<br />
'''Tommy:''' Money's no good when the planet's glassed, sweet pea. I have got a year's supply of food down here and a composter that turns waste into soil, I've got a starship grade recycler, and a fusion cell to run it.<br />
Rani: You know what... I... I can't even talk to you. I can't.<br />
'''Rani:''' But... this is crazy...<br />
Tommy: Rani... Rani!<br />
'''Tommy:''' Over here I've got picks and drills for digging out through the glass, and seeds that ought to do well after, well... you know, afterwards. Hey, I've been doing my homework on this.<br />
'''Rani:''' Daddy, this is crazy. It might be 20 years before the Covenant comes.<br />
'''Tommy:''' "So man also knoweth not his time", as the preacher said.<br />
'''Rani:''' You know what... I... I can't even talk to you. I can't.<br />
'''Tommy: '''Rani... Rani!<br />
(Rani leaves)<br />
(Rani leaves)<br />


[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/persnickety.wav persnickety]
===Persnickety===
 
{{Listen|title=Persnickety
Rani: I'm amazed dad still lets you use the above ground kitchen.<br />
|filename=ILB_Persnickety.ogg
Leah: It's just until he can get the fusion cell working. It's being persnickety.<br />
}}
Rani: Mom, you've got to stop him. This is crazy.<br />
'''Rani:''' I'm amazed dad still lets you use the above-ground kitchen.<br />
Leah: Honey, you're daddy's doing what he thinks he needs to do.<br />
[[Leah Sobeck|'''Leah''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>'''It's just until he can get the fusion cell working. It's being persnickety.<br />
Rani: You're living under a duck pond!<br />
'''Rani:''' Mom, you've got to stop him. This is crazy.<br />
Tommy: Rani!<br />
'''Leah: '''Honey, you're daddy's doing what he thinks he needs to do.<br />
Leah: Tommy, don't you have to go to the hardware?<br />
'''Rani:''' You're living under a duck pond!<br />
Tommy: I don't have to go right now, I can go tomorrow morning.<br />
'''Tommy:''' Rani!<br />
Leah: Well you go now. And get there before they close.<br />
'''Leah:''' Tommy, don't you have to go to the hardware?<br />
Tommy: Look, I just want to explain--<br />
'''Tommy: '''I don't have to go right now, I can go tomorrow morning.<br />
Leah: --Let us talk a bit.<br />
'''Leah:''' Well you go now. And get there before they close.<br />
Tommy: Oh. Ok, uh... Rani, you want I should get you anything?<br />
'''Tommy:''' Look, I just want to explain--<br />
Rani: No, daddy. I'm fine.<br />
'''Leah: '''--Let us talk a bit.<br />
 
'''Tommy:''' Oh. Okay, uh... Rani, you want I should get you anything?<br />
[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/new_chicken.wav new_chicken]
'''Rani:''' No, daddy. I'm fine.<br />


Tommy: I'll just take stock in the garage a minute, and then I'll go.<br />
===New chicken===
Leah: Here's your tea, sweet pea.<br />
{{Listen|title=New chicken
|filename=ILB_New_chicken.ogg
}}
'''Tommy:''' I'll just take stock in the garage a minute, then I'll go.<br />
'''Leah:''' Here's your tea, sweet pea.<br />
(dad leaves)<br />
(dad leaves)<br />
Rani: How can you put up with it? When I was a kid, it was the AI dog-walker business. <br />And then he was going to grow ginseng. And then, it was duck. The new chicken. It's one crazy scheme after another, and now, this!<br />
'''Rani:''' How can you put up with it? When I was a kid, it was the AI dog-walker business. And then he was going to grow ginseng. And then, it was duck; the new chicken. It's one crazy scheme after another, and now, this!<br />
Leah: Your daddy has always worked hard, always has a job, and always been faithful.<br />
'''Leah: '''Your daddy has always worked hard, always has a job, and always been faithful.<br />
Rani: You're living under a duck pond.<br />
'''Rani: '''You're living under a ''duck pond''.<br />
Leah: I know! Aint it great?  
'''Leah:''' I know! Aint it great?<br />
 
[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/only_one_alive.wav only_one_alive]


Leah:What cute young thing with a figure is that man <br />going to lure under a duck pond?<br />
===Only one alive===
Rani: Mom, be serious.<br />
{{Listen|title=Only one alive
Leah: Rani, everybody is looking at the same thing, and we've all got to find ways to deal with it.<br />
|filename=ILB_Only_one_alive.ogg
Rani: Well, medication is a whole lot cheaper.<br />
}}
Leah: They're saying people survived on parts of Reach. And for your father that means there's a chance. If only he can take it.<br />
'''Leah: '''What cute young thing with a figure is that man going to lure under a duck pond?<br />
Rani: Do you really think it's going to work?<br />
'''Rani:''' Mom, be serious.<br />
Leah: Honey, if the Covenant comes, I don't want it to work. I don't want to be the only one alive. But I trust in my maker. Whatever happens happens for a reason.
'''Leah:''' Rani, everybody is looking at the same thing, and we've all got to find ways to deal with it.<br />
Rani: I don't know, mom.<br />
'''Rani:''' Well, medication is a whole lot cheaper.<br />
'''Leah:''' They're saying people survived on parts of Reach. And for your father that means there's a chance. If only he can take it.<br />
'''Rani: '''Do you really think it's going to work?<br />
'''Leah:''' Honey, if the Covenant comes, I don't want it to work. I don't want to be the only one alive. But I trust in my maker. Whatever happens happens for a reason.<br />
'''Rani:''' I don't know, mom.<br />


[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/eye_out.wav eye_out]
===Eye out===
 
{{Listen|title=Eye out
Leah: You know what I admire about your father? Despair looked him in the eye <br />and he didn't blink. And these days, hope is something we need more than pills or bullets.<br />
|filename=ILB_Eye_out.ogg
}}
'''Leah: '''You know what I admire about your father? Despair looked him in the eye and he didn't blink. And these days, hope is something we need more than pills or bullets.<br />
(chatter beep)<br />
(chatter beep)<br />
Rani: Hold on mom.<br />
'''Rani:''' Hold on mom.<br />
(Rani takes the chatter outside)<br />
(Rani takes the chatter outside)<br />
Herzog: (on chatter) Rani...<br />
'''[[Herzog]]:''' (on chatter) Rani...<br />
Rani: Wow, aren't you afraid this line will be cracked?<br />
'''Rani:''' Wow. Aren't you afraid this line will be cracked?<br />
Herzog: Not this line. Listen, Section 3 security on Chawla base - that's where they're <br />keeping the artifact.
'''Herzog:''' Not this line. Listen, Section 3 security on Chawla base - that's where they're keeping the artifact.<br />
Rani: I know it. I don't have nearly that kind of clearance.<br />
'''Rani:''' I know it. I don't have nearly that kind of clearance.<br />
Herzog: I know, but keep an eye out. Watch for techs. Word is they've been going over <br />and over it with magnetometers.
'''Herzog:''' I know, but keep an eye out. Watch for techs. Word is they've been going over and over it with magnetometers.<br />


[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/big_city.wav big_city]
===Big city===
 
{{Listen|title=Big city
Rani: Ok.<br />
|filename=ILB_Big_city.ogg
Herzog: Since they triggered the artifact, it's been putting out fluctuating fields, up and down, weaker and stronger, but steadily overall, weaker - it's decaying.
}}
Rani: Is that wierd? It sounds binary or something... up, down, on, off...<br />
'''Rani: '''Okay.<br />
Herzog: It's more of an oscillation. I think it will continue for a few weeks more. It's regular enough they can estimate it.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Since they triggered the artifact, it's been putting out fluctuating fields, up and down, weaker and stronger, but steadily overall, weaker - it's decaying.<br />
'''Rani:''' Is that wierd? It sounds binary or something... up, down, on, off...<br />
'''Herzog:''' It's more of an oscillation. I think it will continue for a few weeks more. It's regular enough they can estimate it.<br />
(rustling)<br />
(rustling)<br />
Rani: My dad's coming out to his truck. I've got to go.<br />
'''Rani:''' My dad's coming out to his truck. I've got to go.<br />
Herzog: Uh Rani, I don't know how much longer I'll be able to keep in touch. If you can't find me, don't come looking, and don't mention anything to anyone. For your own protection.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Uh Rani, I don't know how much longer I'll be able to keep in touch. If you can't find me, don't come looking, and don't mention anything to anyone. For your own protection.<br />
Rani: What are you g--<br />
'''Rani:''' What are you g--<br />
(chatter off)<br />
(chatter off)<br />
Tommy: Hi Rani. Those folks making you work on the weekend?<br />
'''Tommy: '''Hi Rani. Those folks making you work on the weekend?<br />
Rani: Big city, you know. Rush rush rush!<br />
'''Rani:''' Big city, you know. Rush rush rush!<br />


[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/decay_timer.wav decay_timer]
===Decay timer===
 
{{Listen|title=Decay timer
Tommy: So I said to Len, well, you know how Len is - Len, I can do the test. I've got the certification. (chuckles) ...A great dinner Leah!<br />
|filename=ILB_Decay_timer.ogg
Leah: Thank you honey.<br />
}}
Rani: Oh, yeah mom, really good.<br />
'''Tommy:''' So I said to Len, well, you know how Len is - Len, I can do the test. I've got the certification. (chuckles) ...A great dinner Leah!<br />
Leah: Something on your mind, sweet pea?<br />
'''Leah:''' Thank you honey.<br />
Rani: Mm, I had a wierd call from work today. I'm not allowed to talk about it. Go on daddy.<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh, yeah mom, really good.<br />
Tommy: Ah, well, Len wants me to make sure we're not getting static discharges. If you get static during assembly, it can fry your work.<br />
'''Leah:''' Something on your mind, sweet pea?<br />
Rani: Uh huh<br />
'''Rani: '''Mm, I had a wierd call from work today. I'm not allowed to talk about it. Go on daddy.<br />
Tommy: But we don't have the kind of audit equipment for what he's asking for. So I said, Len, I'm going to need a variable resistance reference, and with that kind of oscillation, I'd need a decay timer. I'd need an audit kit like the one I had over at McFarlane's.<br />
'''Tommy:''' Ah, well, Len wants me to make sure we're not getting static discharges. If you get static during assembly, it can fry your work.<br />
Rani: Wait, what did you say? A decay timer?<br />
'''Rani:''' Uh huh<br />
Tommy: Yeah, a decay timer. You can estimate how long it's going to take before it drops under a certain threshold.<br />
'''Tommy''': But we don't have the kind of audit equipment for what he's asking for. So I said, Len, I'm going to need a variable resistance reference, and with that kind of oscillation, I'd need a decay timer. I'd need an audit kit like the one I had over at [[McFarlane's]].<br />
Rani: So things decay, and they get weaker and weaker in a way that you can predict, right daddy?<br />
'''Rani:''' Wait, what did you say? A decay timer?<br />
Tommy: Oh, well, sure.<br />
'''Tommy: '''Yeah, a decay timer. You can estimate how long it's going to take before it drops under a certain threshold.<br />
Rani: I've got to make a call.<br />
'''Rani:''' So things decay, and they get weaker and weaker in a way that you can predict, right daddy?<br />
 
'''Tommy:''' Oh, well, sure.<br />
[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/counting_down.wav counting_down]
'''Rani:''' I've got to make a call.<br />


===Counting down===
{{Listen|title=Counting down
|filename=ILB_Counting_down.ogg
}}
(Rani runs outside and calls Herzog)<br />
(Rani runs outside and calls Herzog)<br />
Herzog: (on chatter) Rani, you shouldn't call me.<br />
'''Herzog:''' (on chatter) Rani, you shouldn't call me.<br />
Rani: The artifact -<br />
'''Rani: '''The artifact -<br />
Herzog: Yes?<br />
'''Herzog:''' Yes?<br />
Rani: My dad was talking about something called a magnetic decay timer. What if the artifact is a timer?<br />
'''Rani:''' My dad was talking about something called a magnetic decay timer. What if the artifact is a timer?<br />
Herzog: The artifact...<br />
'''Herzog:''' The artifact...<br />
Rani: Maybe it didn't go off one time, like a grenade. Maybe that was just the pulse of it turning on and now it's counting down.<br />
'''Rani:''' Maybe it didn't go off one time, like a grenade. Maybe that was just the pulse of it turning on and now it's counting down.<br />
Herzog: If it is, what happens--<br />
'''Herzog:''' If it is, what happens--<br />
Rani: --when it gets to zero<br />
'''Rani:''' --when it gets to zero.<br />


==[[Herzog]]==
==Herzog: "Results are Results"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 1min 39sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 1min 39sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/no_trespassing.wav no_trespassing]
===No trespassing===
 
{{Listen|title=No trespassing
Standish: Herzog<br />
|filename=ILB_No_trespassing.ogg
Herzog: Who is it?<br />
}}
Standish: Standish<br />
(chatter beep)<br />
Herzog: Is this connection secure?<br />
'''[[Standish]]:''' (on chatter) Herzog.<br />
Standish: I'm using a disposable line. Are you busy?<br />
'''[[Herzog]]:''' Who is it?<br />
Herzog: Just catching up on paperwork while the car drives. What do you want?<br />
'''Standish:''' Standish.<br />
Standish: Uh where are you?<br />
'''Herzog:''' Is this connection secure?<br />
Herzog: In a car, Standish.<br />
'''Standish:''' I'm using a disposable line. Are you busy?<br />
Standish: Hey, you hear they're talking about dropping the speed on the belt-way again? From 350kph to 300. Yeah, they say the road-bed is so degraded, it isn't safe, and it's too expensive to upgrade.<br />
'''Herzog: '''Just catching up on paperwork while the car drives. What do you want?<br />
Herzog: You called me to talk about construction on the belt-way?<br />
'''Standish:''' Uh where are you?<br />
Standish: No! Uh, your girl, the one at Chawla - you'll be pleased to know the Admiral has put no trespassing all over her.<br />
'''Herzog:''' In a car, Standish.<br />
Herzog: That was stupid Standish.<br />
'''Standish:''' Hey, you hear they're talking about dropping the speed on the beltway again? From 350kph to 300. Yeah, they say the road-bed is so degraded, it isn't safe, and it's too expensive to upgrade.<br />
Standish: I know. They weren't supposed to kill her, just scare her.<br />
'''Herzog:''' You called me to talk about construction on the beltway?<br />
Herzog: Spare me.<br />
'''Standish:''' No! Uh, your girl, the one at Chawla - you'll be pleased to know the Admiral has put no trespassing signs all over her.<br />
Standish: You're right, they were going to kill her. <br />
'''Herzog:''' That was stupid Standish.<br />
 
'''Standish:''' I know. They weren't supposed to kill her, just scare her.<br />
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/results_are_results.wav results_are_results]
'''Herzog:''' Spare me.<br />
'''Standish:''' You're right, they were going to kill her. <br />


Standish: She was a problem. But, she wasn't the real problem.<br />
===Results are results===
Herzog: No, the real problem was that you're a dictator and we live in a democracy.<br />
{{Listen|title=Results are results
Standish: The real problem is that you and I have always seen the world differently. I am willing to sacrifice principle for results.<br />
|filename=ILB_Results_are_results.ogg
Herzog: Principles are results they are ends in themselves.<br />
}}
Standish: No, results are results.<br />
'''Standish:''' She was a problem. But, she wasn't the real problem.<br />
[Vehicle]: Switching from automatic guidance to manual.<br />
'''Herzog:''' No, the real problem was that you're a dictator and we live in a democracy.<br />
Standish: Herzog. At the bottom of this hill, watch out for the bridge.<br />
'''Standish:''' The real problem is that you and I have always seen the world differently. I am willing to sacrifice principle for results.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Principles are results, they are ends in themselves.<br />
'''Standish:''' No, results are results.<br />
'''[Vehicle]: '''Switching from automatic guidance to manual.<br />
(Herzog grunting as he struggles with the controls)<br />
'''Standish:''' Herzog. At the bottom of this hill, watch out for the bridge.<br />
(comm off)<br />
(comm off)<br />
[Vehicle]: I'm sorry, manual breaking at this speed is not recommended. If you would like me to apply automatic deceleration, please--<br />
'''[Vehicle]:''' I'm sorry, manual breaking at this speed is not recommended. If you would like me to apply automatic deceleration, please--<br />
(enormous crash, static)
(enormous crash, loud splash, static)


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Chapter listing
Chapter 1 • Chapter 2 • Chapter 3 • Chapter 4 • Chapter 5 • Chapter 6 • Chapter 7 • Chapter 8 • Chapter 9 • Chapter 10 • Chapter 11 • Chapter 12
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Kamal: "Coral is Gone"[edit]

Genetic profile[edit]

Genetic profile
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(working on chatter)
 Kamal: Peekaboo you bastard... I'll find you... I'll find you peeping tom sucker-- ghost me, huh?
Sophia: Kamal?
Kamal: Sophia. What are you doing here?
Sophia: Uh, just dropping by. Hiro told me where to find you, and I thought that we
could have lunch or something.
Kamal: I'm pretty busy actually.
Sophia: Oh? What are you working on?
Kamal: Laura. Her accident.
Sophia: Who's Laura?
Kamal: My sister.
Sophia: I thought her name was Yasmine.
Kamal: Sophia, it turns out your juvenile MCF victim has a real interesting genetic profile. If you look hard, you get 2 distinct groups. The congenitally disfunctional, and a much smaller group of ultra-high achievers.
Sophia: Like your sist--
Kamal: --shhhh... (whispers) people are listening.
Sophia: Kamal, there's nobody here.
Kamal: Not here, here... (taps chatter) Let me show you something.

Parabolic lemonade failure[edit]

Parabolic lemonade failure
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Kamal: The cafeteria's a better place to talk. Realistically they can't have a live person monitoring every minute of my day.
Sophia: Monitoring?
Kamal: It's got to be a program. Probably not even an AI, just a simple keyword scavenger. An environment like this will make it harder for the voice recognition to work.
Sophia: Why do you think someone is ghosting you?
Kamal: --I don't think, I know. Someone is ghosting me. I know the signs.
Sophia: Kamal...
Kamal: Remember that headset I won in the lottery?
Sophia: You mean the chatter you won in the raf--
Kamal: --keywords, Sophia.
Sophia: Oh. Oh... I get it.
Kamal: There was no raffle.
Sophia: Lottery.
Kamal: Right, it was a setup. Someone just wanted me to have a particular--
(together) --Headset.
Kamal: Right.
Sophia: You don't think Aiden--
Kamal: --No. No, I don't. Aiden couldn't dream of doing the kind of ghosting that's been happening to me.
Sophia: Then...
Kamal: I think it's someone who's interested in parabolic lemonade failure.
Sophia: Parabolic..? oh...
Kamal: Right.

Going offline[edit]

Going offline
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Sophia: Your...brother? The people who took your brother on that trip.
Kamal: Exactly.
Sophia: Wow.
Kamal: Let's get some food.
Sophia: What are you going to do?
Kamal: I'm thinking about going offline.
Sophia: Don't!
Kamal: Why?
Sophia: It's dangerous. Cars won't drive you, hospitals won't treat you, the automatic door at the grocery store won't slide open for you, and the cashier won't take your money. You don't know what it's like to be off the grid.
Kamal: And you do? (to a vender) Can I have a piece of the cornbread?
Sophia: It's not you Kamal... you'd be like a fish on dry land without your chat.

Abracadabra[edit]

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Kamal: Hang on... (signal/offline) And presto! Now I'm offline. As far as the grid knows, I've just disappeared.
Sophia: If someone really is listening to you, won't they notice that you just vanished?
Kamal/Offline: I spent the last few days building a little Franken-Kamal out of my own bitstream traces.
Sophia: I'm going to pretend I understood that to keep you from explaining it again.
Kamal/Offline: Good call.
Sophia: So what if they're listening to me too?
Kamal/Offline: Funny you should ask. I rigged a small... do you mind?
Sophia: I don't want to be offline.
Kamal/Offline: It's just a test.
Sophia: Alright.
Kamal/Offline: Abracadabra! (signal/offline) Congratulations! As far as the world knows, you're dead.

Chatter to chatter[edit]

Chatter to chatter
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Kamal/Offline: You're a ghost!
Sophia/Offline: So now you think you're safe?
Kamal/Offline: Theoretically I guess you could build a program that would jump from chatter to chatter, tracking us everywhere we went, but it would have to be so unimaginably powerful...
Sophia/Offline: We aren't right now.
Kamal/Offline: Yeah.
Sophia/Offline: I know that feeling.
Kamal/Offline: Looks like it's southern food today.
Sophia/Offline: Are those real instant mashed potatoes, or the other kind?
Waiter: Didja see a maitre'd when ya walked in?
Sophia/Offline: I guess I'll have the... uh... chicken-fried tofu.
Kamal/Offline: Kamal. Pay attention to me now. Ask me how I am.
Sophia/Offline: How are you?
Kamal/Offline: Fine.
Sophia/Offline: Now ask me what I'm doing here.
Kamal/Offline: Actually, what are you doing here?
Sophia/Offline: I--
Kamal/Offline: --a glass of juice please. Blue--
Sophia/Offline: --just... thought I'd drop by.
Kamal/Offline: Oh.

Deported[edit]

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Kamal/Offline: That's great!
Sophia/Offline: You know, sometimes you are so stupid.
Cashier: Will that be everything?
Kamal/Offline: I mean, yeah thanks, uh, I'll pay for the lady.
Cashier: (tries card) Your card's dead.
Kamal/Offline: Well that's impossible. Oh, wait a sec. (signal/online) Now try. Please?
Cashier: (tries again)
Kamal: You see?
Cashier: Have a nice day.
Kamal: Thanks.
Sophia/Offline: Can you turn mine back on?
Kamal: Yeah, it was just a test. Hold on. (signal/online)
Sophia: So, ask me again why I'm here eating crappy food with you in a lousy hospital cafeteria in the middle of the day.
Kamal: Um, something's wrong?
Sophia: You know for a smart guy, you're... you're kind of stupid sometimes.
Kamal: Sophia?
Sophia: I'm going to be deported.

Ashtray[edit]

Ashtray
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Kamal: What?!
Sophia: Aiden's in jail, the immigration cops caught him. They cancelled like half the visa's he'd arranged, including mine.
Kamal: Oh my God!
Sophia: There's going to put me on a transport next month--
Kamal: Sophia?!
Sophia: --So my life is ruined.
Kamal: Omigod, isn't there any way you can stay?
Sophia: Ya, marry a citizen real fast.
Kamal: Not Aiden!
Sophia: Oh! Ya, sure, better to see me rot in a transport back to that dump.
Kamal: You didn't mean it that way!
Sophia: You know, you want to be this thing, Aiden's right, you know, you want me to be your mother, that little baba ("baba" = grandmother) making coffee, but I hate that place!
Kamal: You don't mean that.
Sophia: I'm glad I left! The Covies can turn it into a damned ashtray for all I care!
Kamal: (drops his cutlery) ...I think you should go now.
Sophia: ...To hell with you.

They got it[edit]

They got it
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(Kamal returns home)
Hiro: Hey, uh, Sophie called looking for you.
Kamal: Oh yeah?
Hiro: How 'bout a beer?
Kamal: No. I'm going to go inside and trace the bastards ghosting my chatter. I'm pretty sure they're coming off the east coast.
Hiro: Beer first.
Kamal: Hiro - let me in the door.
Hiro: Kamal, Coral's...gone.
Kamal: What?
Hiro: Reports are just coming in -- they got it. It's gone. I'm sorry.
Kamal: Oh my God.
Hiro: On Reach, you know, on Reach they left some stuff. You've got to hope it was like Reach Kamal, hold on to that.
Kamal: ...oh my God. My family!

Just wondering[edit]

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(working on chatter)
Kamal: What does the navy even do? We give them all this money--
(knocks)
Kamal: Oh no.
(knocks)
Sophia: Kamal?
Kamal: Sophia?
(opens door)
Sophia: I, uh, Kamal, I-I was just... I--
Kamal: --Sophia, it's raining, come in.
Sophia: (crying)--I was in the neighborhood, I was just wondering...
Kamal: Sophia, you'll get sick...
Sophia: I was just wondering if you hate me?
Kamal: Shh...
(Sophia's crying)
Sophia: Oh my God, I didn't mean it, you know I didn't mean it...
Kamal: I know...
Sophia: Please can I stay here tonight?
Kamal: Sure, of course.
Sophia: Please... (crying) momma...!
Kamal: Shh, shh...

Jersey: "The Girl Had To Be Real"[edit]

Real animal fat[edit]

Real animal fat
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Bev: Hello, and welcome to Hot 'n' Cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.
Jersey: I'd like... do you have real cheese this week?
Bev: We have a high quality, soy-based, cheese product. Many people prefer it to dairy.
Jersey: I'm not of of them. Are the beans real?
Bev: Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question.
Jersey: *sigh* Give me a burrito.
Bev: Would you like sour cream with that?
Jersey: Is it real?
Bev: We have a high quality product (voice morphs into Durga) made with 100% real animal fat.
Durga: Just get a burrito.

Dispenser[edit]

Dispenser
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Jersey: Durga? Are you in the dispenser?
Durga: Yes. Listen, Jersey. Something clicked in my head again this week and suddenly I heard the old man.
Jersey: The spy? W-wait, the one that thinks Section III is trying to kill Rani?
Durga: Yes. This time he was getting his aide transferred to somewhere safe. He thinks Section III is coming for him, too.
Jersey: Hm, where in the world is safe now?
Durga: He sent him to New Mombasa.
Jersey: Okay, that's pretty out of the way.
Herbert: Oh, are you done with this dispenser yet?
Jersey: Uh, almost. ...Durga, I feel stupid as hell talking to a dispenser!
Durga: Too bad! I like it!

Black three sugars[edit]

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Herbert: Listen, buddy. I aint got all day. Give me a cup of coffee - black, three sugars.
Durga: Thank you! I am still serving Mr. Morelli.
Herbert: What are you, Miss Manners? Give me my damn cup of coffee!
Durga: Listen, Herbert...
Herbert: How do you know my name is Herbert?
Durga: If you'd seen the same DNA tests I have, I'd spend less time barging into lines, and more time wondering who Herbert Jr.'s real father is.
Herbert: What?
Durga: I'd also start looking for work.
Herbert: What?? I have a job.
Durga: That was then. (chatter ping) Uh oh! I bet that's (chatter ping) going to be bad news.
Jersey: Durga!
Durga: (chatter ping) I wouldn't answer that in a public place if (chatter ping) I were you.
Herbert: (leaving hastily) All I wanted was a cup of coffee. (chatter ping)
Jersey: Okay, immensely powerful dispenser, where's this voice in your head coming from?
Durga: I don't know. It's as if I had a guardian angel looking out for me.
Jersey: I know that feeling.
(dispenser dispenses)
Jersey: What's this?
Durga: A free burrito. Who says flattery will get you nowhere...
Jersey: Yes!

Burrito funeral[edit]

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Jersey: Wait. It's got lettuce on it.
Durga: Lettuce is good for you.
Jersey: But I don't like lettuce.
Durga: You don't even like vegetables.
Jersey: I eat more than you do! Hahaha Gotcha!
Durga: I have seen your 4th grade picture, Jersey, and I can send it to every girl you know in a heartbeat. Remember that.
Jersey: Yikes. Lettuce will be fine. So, what's so interesting about this old guy?
Durga: He thinks there's an incredibly powerful device being kept secret on Chawla Base.
Jersey: Is there?
Durga: (mocking dispenser impersonation) Thank you! I'm - afraid - I - don't - know - the - answer - to- your -question. Enjoy your burrito!
Jersey: Alright, so how much time do we have?
Durga: You need to get back to the apartment and change.
Jersey: *sigh* Yeah, this is my first.
Durga: Burrito?
Jersey: Funeral.

Jan: "The Funeral"[edit]

Sweet as sweet[edit]

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Jan: I'll be ready when I'm ready.
Gilly: Great angles from these windows. Jim picked a good place. Defensible. I guess he did most of the cleaning around here. Is that what you're wearing to the funeral? A combat shirt with the sleeves torn off?
Jan: Yeah. Look, you're not my mother, okay? You weren't here when I was growing up, he was.
Gilly: Yeah. Okay. I guess I'm more like the ghost of your mother. Hey, here comes Gladys. You could pick her off sweet as sweet from these windows.

Not coming[edit]

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Gilly: (closes the window) Time for me to bug out.
Jan: Aren't you going to the funeral?
Gilly: Mmm... dead people don't interest me so much.
Jan: Jeezus!
Gilly: It's not like Jim Lee is going to be there kid.
Gladys: (knocks) Hey? Anybody home?
Jan: Hey, Gladys.
Gladys: Hello Jan. Hey Gilly. You're not coming, right?
Gilly: Nah, take care of the kid. See ya.
Gladys: Yeah, see ya Gilly. (door closes) You holding together okay, hun?
Jan: Is she on drugs?
Gladys: Hope so. Is that what you're wearing?
Jan: Don't hassle me, okay?

1 Point 1[edit]

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(ambient funeral sounds)
Jan: Thanks.
Gladys: Well, that was a nice service - clean, short. Hun, aren't you cold?
Jan: No, I'm fine. So, who are all these people?
Gladys: Well it's your kin. That there's Morales, oh and the kid next to him is his son Kevin, who's like you, a 1.1. And that there, that guy's DAC10, came in from the west coast for this--
Jan: A 1.1?
Gladys: A Spartan 1.0's kid. There's 16 of you.
Jan: Oh great, another freak.
Gladys: Kevin's a nice boy. Oh, Morales said that you could stay with them for a while. Might be nice to get to know another kid like you.
Jan: Stay with him? I don't even know him.

[1]

This damn rain[edit]

This damn rain
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Gladys: Well, it's not like you can stay with Gilly.
Jan: I don't have to stay with anybody.
Gladys: No one is saying you need to decide anything right now.
Jan: I'm 17, I can live on my own.
Gladys: Okay!
Jan: He looks like a grind...
Gladys: Who?
Jan: The 1.1 kid. He's a dweeb.
Gladys: Kevin? He doesn't usually wear a suit.
Jan: Yeah, but look at his hair... on the other hand, he obviously hasn't gotten his dad killed.
Gladys: Now I told you once and I'll tell you again, that dog don't hunt. Jim James got in over his head. It happens.
Jan: It's rule #1, Gladys. Never go into a situation alone.
Gladys: And he broke it.
Jan: Because it was me!
Gladys: Sometimes those things happen, honey. Like the weather... like this damn rain.

James James[edit]

James James
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Jan: Hey Gladys, Gilly called dad by a different name. Lee - Jim Lee.
Gladys: She did, huh?
Jan: Is my last name really Lee?
Gladys: Your last name is whatever you want it to be. You want to be Janissary James, that's who you are.
Jan: But I...
Gladys: James James... (chuckles) He said it was so dumb everybody would assume he'd
been born with it.
Jan: So do I... have cousins or something?
Gladys: Well now I can't help you out there. I know this family, but Jim never talked about that one.

Free cemetery[edit]

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Jersey: Hey Jan. I guess the rain finally stopped, huh?
Jan: Jersey, what are you doing here?
Jersey: I'm so sorry about your dad. Listen, could I talk to you for a sec?
Jan: Talk away, Jersey, it's a free cemetery.
Jersey: I mean in private.
Jan: Look, I'm kind of strung out from all this, could we do it some other time?
Jersey: It's important. I promise.
Jan: Sure.
Jersey: Hey, do you want my rain coat? You look really cold.
Jan: No, I'm okay. Now, what did you want?
Jersey: Look, I know all about Thin Kinkle. And Bradley. And the Knife.

Go ninja[edit]

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Jan: How do you know that?
Jersey: I've been ghosting your CP.
Jan: You've been spying on me?!
Jersey: A little, a little - but before you go all ninja and kill me, let me just say we can really help you.
Jan: We? Hah, like who? You and Steve?! Oh! I know, you and Dwayne!
Jersey: No, just me, and a really good AI program I've got.
Jan: You pathetic sneaking bastard, if you were listening to me, why didn't you call the cops?!
Jersey: Listen, listen - Kinkle's boss is a woman called Monster Ann, she works out of a place called Crystal Security Fence & Gate.

Perimeter alarms[edit]

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Jan: Say that again...
Jersey: I know who Kinkle's boss is. And I know the business that she uses as a front.
Jan: How do you know that?
Jersey: Jan, I've got God's own spyware. And if you tell anybody about it...
Jan: Jeezus Jersey...
Jersey: I can get you inside their security.
Jan: If you're lying to me--
Jersey: Hey, hey, remember how the perimeter alarms went off when your dad showed up at Thin's place?
Jan: Yeah.
Jersey: Never went off went Gilly showed up did they?
Jan: I don't know, I don't know, I was out.
Jersey: Well, they didn't.
Jan: You did that?
Jersey: We did.
Jan: Aunt Gladys! Aunt Gladys! Hey, come over here, there's someone I want you to meet.

Say please[edit]

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Gladys: So you want me to believe you've got an AI that can hack into things even the police can't split open? And you programmed this thing yourself?
Jersey: No, well...
Gladys: Boy - either one of two things: You are lying and this is a setup by the people who killed Jim James, or you are wasting my time. And in either case, I am not a happy woman.
Jersey: No wait, for one thing, you don't want to piss her off.
Gladys: 'Her'?
Durga: Me. You are Gladys Wilson, born Gladys Ashantia Swanson in Tahoka, Texas. You volunteered for a Spartan program in January of 2491, after a year and a half of special forces.
Gladys: How in the world--?
Durga: Your superior, Aaron Lewis, said he OK'd the transfer because you were a good soldier. But in his words, 'more trouble than fire ants at a barbecue'. And this was one way to get rid of you.
Gladys: What the hell is this?
Durga: You were decorated for bravery at Eridanus, retired after making Gunnery Sergeant, entered into a brief, but spectacular marriage--
Gladys: --huh--
Durga: --with a man who just couldn't keep his zipper--
Gladys: --Shut her up!
Durga: Say. Please.

Jersey[edit]

Military application[edit]

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(entering apartment)
Jersey: That was sad.
Durga: Yes.
Jersey: ...and scary. That Gladys...
Durga: I thought you handled her fine.
Jersey: You're the one that handled her. Durga?
Durga: Yes.
Jersey: Are we doing the right thing? I mean, giving Jan all this stuff about Thin and Monster Ann and Crystal security?
Durga: Why do you ask?
Jersey: Well, Jan's looking to make someone hurt. Even if it's just herself.
Durga: If you're waiting for me to say violence is never the answer, you'll be waiting a long time. As you pointed out, I was built as a military application.
Jersey: Yeah... I've been thinking about that. Durga, what's Kamal doing right now?
Durga: He's gone offline. I've been meaning to tell you - he's got processes running to block me. And he's turned everything off.
Jersey: Commuter grid?
Durga: Nothing.
Jersey: You'll find him.
Durga: I don't like not knowing where he is.

She died[edit]

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Jersey: Yeah, I think there's a reason for that.
Durga: What?
Jersey: Tell me about his sister.
Durga: Who cares about her?
Jersey: Durga! Does Kamal have blue eyes, or brown?
Durga: Brown.
Jersey: Favourite color?
Durga: He thinks it's red, but it's a tie between iced-tea color and water at dusk blue.
Jersey: The third test he took his 2nd year at med-school...?
Durga: Pathology 2 - Skin Infections. He aced it, which was trickier than it sounds. The professor didn--
Jersey: --So he had a sister, she died, and it turned out she was kidnapped.
Durga: So? I mean, who cares? (voice slowly mutates)
Jersey: Take a little girl, right... kidnap her, so they could turn her into a Spartan. Only some people don't make it through the process. That's what Jan's dad said.
Durga: (girl's voice slowly intercedes) I don't care about her. I'm me.

Another name[edit]

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Jersey: The ones that don't - there's this thing called 'cognitive impression mapping'. They use their brains to make smart AIs. Like you.
Durga: Jersey?
Jersey: When you were little, Durga, they kidnapped you. They faked some kind of accident and rushed you to the hospital.
Durga: Stop it Jersey.
Jersey: They sent the flash-clone home to your family.
Durga: Please?
Jersey: Once upon a time, a long time ago, you had another name, Durga. And that name - was Yasmine.
Durga: Don't say that! (Durga's voice slowly returns) It feels-- I feel terrible. Jersey. That's not me. I like what I am.
Jersey: (whispers to himself) For a quality experience, kiddo, the girl had to be real.

Rani: "My Old Kentucky Home"[edit]

Sleeping underground[edit]

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Rani: Sarah-John, thanks for the offer, but I've got to stay with my mom and dad.
Sarah:Jason wouldn't mind.
Rani: Well you've been married a month! Jason sure'd better mind!
Sarah: Well then stay with my mom, you don't have to stay at your parents'.
Rani: They can't make me that crazy, for two nights.
Sarah: Rani, he's making your mom live in the bunker...
Rani: They're living underground?
Sarah: Your dad's afraid they won't get any warning.
Rani: Well I am not sleeping underground in my dad's bunker.
Sarah: (laughs) It's more than just a bunker, Rani. Your mom and dad had us over for dinner last Sunday, and we got - the tour.
Rani: "The tour?"
Sarah: You at your driveway yet?
Rani: Just coming up on it.
Sarah: Wait til you see your new room.
Rani: New room?
Sarah: Actually it's your old room - he moved the whole thing.
Rani: What does that even mean? My room is on the second-- (sees the house) Oh my God, what happened to my house?!? Sarah-John?!
Sarah: 'No point in leaving the good stuff above ground' - that's what your dad said!

Duck pond[edit]

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Rani: Dad, are you down here?
Tommy: Rani! Well don't you look business-like? Move back home and you can wear overalls every day.
Rani: Just visiting for the weekend, daddy. I've got a good job.
Tommy: A good job. The Covies are coming and you're worrying about your job? Come home, honey...
Rani: If we don't all do our part in the fight, we will surely all die when they get here, dad. So yeah, I'm worried about my job... Dad... why are you living under the duck pond?

Heat sink[edit]

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Tommy: (chuckles) Hear me out now. You see, water can never be hotter than boiling, which is 100 degrees. That pond is a heat sink. You know what a heat sink is...?
Rani: I can kind of figure it out, but--
Tommy: --underneath the pond is a full meter of ice, wrapped in piezo-foam and pelticours.
Rani: Daddy! Listen to yourself!
Tommy: And under that, is a meter of wax. Under that is the sealant here which is foamed glass, just like a cookin' pot.
Rani: How did you afford all this?
Tommy: They measure it in joules, the heat, and this room, can take 70 billion of them before it even begins to warm up!
Rani: Dad...?
Tommy: I've been all through the pension thing with your mother, Rani. I don't need to hear it from you.
Rani: Your pension?!

Fusion cell[edit]

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Rani: Daddy!
Tommy: Did you listen to the news today, honey? They got to Coral too.
Rani: Oh my god... Coral too?
Tommy: Money's no good when the planet's glassed, sweet pea. I have got a year's supply of food down here and a composter that turns waste into soil, I've got a starship grade recycler, and a fusion cell to run it.
Rani: But... this is crazy...
Tommy: Over here I've got picks and drills for digging out through the glass, and seeds that ought to do well after, well... you know, afterwards. Hey, I've been doing my homework on this.
Rani: Daddy, this is crazy. It might be 20 years before the Covenant comes.
Tommy: "So man also knoweth not his time", as the preacher said.
Rani: You know what... I... I can't even talk to you. I can't.
Tommy: Rani... Rani!
(Rani leaves)

Persnickety[edit]

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Rani: I'm amazed dad still lets you use the above-ground kitchen.
Leah:It's just until he can get the fusion cell working. It's being persnickety.
Rani: Mom, you've got to stop him. This is crazy.
Leah: Honey, you're daddy's doing what he thinks he needs to do.
Rani: You're living under a duck pond!
Tommy: Rani!
Leah: Tommy, don't you have to go to the hardware?
Tommy: I don't have to go right now, I can go tomorrow morning.
Leah: Well you go now. And get there before they close.
Tommy: Look, I just want to explain--
Leah: --Let us talk a bit.
Tommy: Oh. Okay, uh... Rani, you want I should get you anything?
Rani: No, daddy. I'm fine.

New chicken[edit]

New chicken
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Tommy: I'll just take stock in the garage a minute, then I'll go.
Leah: Here's your tea, sweet pea.
(dad leaves)
Rani: How can you put up with it? When I was a kid, it was the AI dog-walker business. And then he was going to grow ginseng. And then, it was duck; the new chicken. It's one crazy scheme after another, and now, this!
Leah: Your daddy has always worked hard, always has a job, and always been faithful.
Rani: You're living under a duck pond.
Leah: I know! Aint it great?

Only one alive[edit]

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Leah: What cute young thing with a figure is that man going to lure under a duck pond?
Rani: Mom, be serious.
Leah: Rani, everybody is looking at the same thing, and we've all got to find ways to deal with it.
Rani: Well, medication is a whole lot cheaper.
Leah: They're saying people survived on parts of Reach. And for your father that means there's a chance. If only he can take it.
Rani: Do you really think it's going to work?
Leah: Honey, if the Covenant comes, I don't want it to work. I don't want to be the only one alive. But I trust in my maker. Whatever happens happens for a reason.
Rani: I don't know, mom.

Eye out[edit]

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Leah: You know what I admire about your father? Despair looked him in the eye and he didn't blink. And these days, hope is something we need more than pills or bullets.
(chatter beep)
Rani: Hold on mom.
(Rani takes the chatter outside)
Herzog: (on chatter) Rani...
Rani: Wow. Aren't you afraid this line will be cracked?
Herzog: Not this line. Listen, Section 3 security on Chawla base - that's where they're keeping the artifact.
Rani: I know it. I don't have nearly that kind of clearance.
Herzog: I know, but keep an eye out. Watch for techs. Word is they've been going over and over it with magnetometers.

Big city[edit]

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Rani: Okay.
Herzog: Since they triggered the artifact, it's been putting out fluctuating fields, up and down, weaker and stronger, but steadily overall, weaker - it's decaying.
Rani: Is that wierd? It sounds binary or something... up, down, on, off...
Herzog: It's more of an oscillation. I think it will continue for a few weeks more. It's regular enough they can estimate it.
(rustling)
Rani: My dad's coming out to his truck. I've got to go.
Herzog: Uh Rani, I don't know how much longer I'll be able to keep in touch. If you can't find me, don't come looking, and don't mention anything to anyone. For your own protection.
Rani: What are you g--
(chatter off)
Tommy: Hi Rani. Those folks making you work on the weekend?
Rani: Big city, you know. Rush rush rush!

Decay timer[edit]

Decay timer
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Tommy: So I said to Len, well, you know how Len is - Len, I can do the test. I've got the certification. (chuckles) ...A great dinner Leah!
Leah: Thank you honey.
Rani: Oh, yeah mom, really good.
Leah: Something on your mind, sweet pea?
Rani: Mm, I had a wierd call from work today. I'm not allowed to talk about it. Go on daddy.
Tommy: Ah, well, Len wants me to make sure we're not getting static discharges. If you get static during assembly, it can fry your work.
Rani: Uh huh
Tommy: But we don't have the kind of audit equipment for what he's asking for. So I said, Len, I'm going to need a variable resistance reference, and with that kind of oscillation, I'd need a decay timer. I'd need an audit kit like the one I had over at McFarlane's.
Rani: Wait, what did you say? A decay timer?
Tommy: Yeah, a decay timer. You can estimate how long it's going to take before it drops under a certain threshold.
Rani: So things decay, and they get weaker and weaker in a way that you can predict, right daddy?
Tommy: Oh, well, sure.
Rani: I've got to make a call.

Counting down[edit]

Counting down
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(Rani runs outside and calls Herzog)
Herzog: (on chatter) Rani, you shouldn't call me.
Rani: The artifact -
Herzog: Yes?
Rani: My dad was talking about something called a magnetic decay timer. What if the artifact is a timer?
Herzog: The artifact...
Rani: Maybe it didn't go off one time, like a grenade. Maybe that was just the pulse of it turning on and now it's counting down.
Herzog: If it is, what happens--
Rani: --when it gets to zero.

Herzog: "Results are Results"[edit]

No trespassing[edit]

No trespassing
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(chatter beep)
Standish: (on chatter) Herzog.
Herzog: Who is it?
Standish: Standish.
Herzog: Is this connection secure?
Standish: I'm using a disposable line. Are you busy?
Herzog: Just catching up on paperwork while the car drives. What do you want?
Standish: Uh where are you?
Herzog: In a car, Standish.
Standish: Hey, you hear they're talking about dropping the speed on the beltway again? From 350kph to 300. Yeah, they say the road-bed is so degraded, it isn't safe, and it's too expensive to upgrade.
Herzog: You called me to talk about construction on the beltway?
Standish: No! Uh, your girl, the one at Chawla - you'll be pleased to know the Admiral has put no trespassing signs all over her.
Herzog: That was stupid Standish.
Standish: I know. They weren't supposed to kill her, just scare her.
Herzog: Spare me.
Standish: You're right, they were going to kill her.

Results are results[edit]

Results are results
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Standish: She was a problem. But, she wasn't the real problem.
Herzog: No, the real problem was that you're a dictator and we live in a democracy.
Standish: The real problem is that you and I have always seen the world differently. I am willing to sacrifice principle for results.
Herzog: Principles are results, they are ends in themselves.
Standish: No, results are results.
[Vehicle]: Switching from automatic guidance to manual.
(Herzog grunting as he struggles with the controls)
Standish: Herzog. At the bottom of this hill, watch out for the bridge.
(comm off)
[Vehicle]: I'm sorry, manual breaking at this speed is not recommended. If you would like me to apply automatic deceleration, please--
(enormous crash, loud splash, static)

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