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==Rani==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week7_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 8min 33sec]
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/no_no_no.wav no_no_no]


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==Rani: "Last Stop"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.co/surveillance_archive/week7_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 8min 33sec]
===No, No, No===
{{Listen|title=No, No, No
|filename=ILB_No_no_no.ogg
}}
(sounds of office)<br />
(sounds of office)<br />
(chatter on)<br />
([[ChatterNet|chatter]] on)<br />
Rani: Hey, Sarah-John.<br />
'''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' Hey, Sarah-John.<br />
Sarah: (on chatter) Wow, you're calling from work. This must be important. Did you get <br />another--
'''[[Sarah-John Pope|Sarah]]: '''(on chatter) Wow, you're calling from work. This must be important. Did you get another--<br />
Rani: I got another letter from Nick! He said that--<br />
'''Rani:''' I got another letter from [[Nick]]! He said that--<br />
(men enter through far door)<br />
(men enter through far door)<br />
Rani: Oh my god. Sarah John?<br />
'''Rani: '''Oh my god. Sarah-John?<br />
Sarah: What? Rani? Rani?<br />
'''Sarah: '''What? Rani? Rani?<br />
Rani: Oh no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.<br />
Sarah: Rani? Rani, is someone there? Rani, say something, I'm really scared here. <br />
'''Sarah: '''Rani? Rani, is someone there? Rani, say something, I'm really scared here. <br />


[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/dress_uniform.wav dress_uniform]
===Dress uniform===
 
{{Listen|title=Dress uniform
Rani: Oh, Nick...<br />
|filename=ILB_Dress_uniform.ogg
Sarah: Nick? Rani, talk to me!<br />
}}
Rani: Two soldiers, in dress uniform. Oh god, they stopped at Beth's cubicle.<br />
'''Rani: '''Oh, Nick...<br />
Soldier: (distant) Mrs. Collingwood, I regret to inform you that your husband, Keith <br />Collingwood, was killed in action off Reach last month. The Navy wants you to know he fought bravely and his sacrifice will not be in vain.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Nick? Rani, talk to me!<br />
'''Rani:''' Two soldiers, in [[UNSC Navy uniforms|dress uniform]]. Oh god, they stopped at [[Beth Collingwood|Beth]]'s cubicle.<br />
'''Soldier:''' (distant) Mrs. Collingwood, I regret to inform you, your husband, [[Keith Collingwood]], was [[killed in action]] off [[Reach]] last month. The [[UNSC Navy|Navy]] wants you to know he fought bravely and his sacrifice will not be in vain.<br />
(woman crying)<br />
(woman crying)<br />
Sarah: Her what?<br />
'''Sarah: '''Her what?<br />
Rani: Her husband. He's on a ship. Oh my god, Sarah-John. One soldier means wounded <br />and two means...
'''Rani:''' Her husband. He's on a ship. Oh my god, Sarah-John. One soldier means wounded and two means...<br />
Sarah: Oh, Rani.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Oh, Rani.<br />
Rani: Oh, I thought it was Nick. I thought they had come to tell me it was Nick. Oh, <br />Sarah-John, her face.
'''Rani:''' Oh, I thought it was Nick. I thought they had come to tell me it was Nick. Oh, Sarah-John, her face.


[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/last_week.wav last_week]
===Last week===
{{Listen|title=Last week
|filename=ILB_Last_week.ogg
}}
'''Sarah:''' Rani, it's okay.<br />
'''Rani: '''They wouldn't come to tell me, anyway. I don't have that kind of claim, do I?<br />
'''Sarah: '''They'd tell his mother.<br />
'''Rani:''' Right. Of course.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Come back home, j-just for the weekend.<br />
'''Rani:''' Life is too short to keep running home, Sarah-John.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Rani...<br />
'''Rani:''' I've been thinking about it. Somebody was coming to kill me last week, and I'm going to find out why.<br />


Sarah: Rani, it's ok.<br />
===Divorced bureaucrat===
Rani: They wouldn't come to tell me, anyway. I don't have that kind of claim, do I?<br />
{{Listen|title=Divorced bureaucrat
Sarah: They'd tell his mother.<br />
|filename=ILB_Divorced_bureaucrat.ogg
Rani: Right. Of course.<br />
}}
Sarah: Come back home, j-just for the weekend.<br />
'''Announcer:''' [[Wikipedia:Washington, D.C.|Washington]], [[Capital City Station]]. Anyone wishing to exit at Capital City, please disembark now. Capital City.<br />
Rani: Life is too short to keep running home, Sarah-John.<br />
Sarah: Rani...<br />
Rani: I've been thinking about it. Somebody was coming to kill me last week, and I'm <br />going to find out why.
 
 
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/divorced_bureaucrat.wav divorced_bureaucrat]  
 
Announcer: Washington, Capital City Station. Anyone wishing to exit at Capital City, <br />please disembark now. Capital City.
(train arrives)<br />
(train arrives)<br />
Herzog: Pardon me, Miss.<br />
'''[[Herzog]]:''' Pardon me, Miss.<br />
Rani: Hey, what do you think you're-- ...It's you.<br />
'''Rani:''' Hey, what do you think you're-- ...It's you.<br />
Herzog: Is that who it is?<br />
'''Herzog: '''Is that who it is?<br />
Rani: No, I mean it's really you. The cranky old man on the CP.<br />
'''Rani:''' No, I mean it's really you. The cranky old man on the CP.<br />
Herzog: How do you know? Did you find a picture?<br />
'''Herzog:''' How do you know? Did you find a picture?<br />
Rani: I just knew. I knew what you would be like.<br />
'''Rani:''' I just knew. I knew what you would be like.<br />
Herzog: What am I - like?<br />
'''Herzog: '''What am I - like?<br />
Rani: Inconspicuous, dressed like a divorced bureaucrat.<br />
'''Rani:''' Inconspicuous, dressed like a divorced bureaucrat.<br />
Herzog: (chuckle) I am a divorced bureaucrat.  
'''Herzog:''' (chuckle) I am a divorced bureaucrat.<br />
 
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/old_washington.wav old_washington]


Herzog:Come, take a walk with me.<br />
===Old Washington===
Rani: What if I don't want to?<br />
{{Listen|title=Old Washington
Herzog: Three close personal friends of the guy who fell off your roof last week have my <br />house staked out. Wouldn't you like to know why?
|filename=ILB_Old_washington.ogg
Rani: Oh my god.<br />
}}
Herzog: So, come, walk with me already.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Come, take a walk with me.<br />
Rani: How did you know I would be on that train?<br />
'''Rani:''' What if I don't want to?<br />
Herzog: I am a very old, enormously talented spy, Rani. I've been running agents since the year your mother learned to ride a bike. I know how your mind works. I know you better than you know yourself.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Three close personal friends of the guy who fell off your roof last week have my house staked out. Wouldn't you like to know why?<br />
Rani: Yeah, but how did you really know?<br />
'''Rani: '''Oh my god.<br />
Herzog: We put a bug in your purse.<br />
'''Herzog:''' So, come, walk with me already.<br />
Rani: Dammit!<br />
'''Rani: '''How did you know I would be on that train?<br />
Herzog: That reminds me, once you start getting your extra pay from my department, buy yourself some decent accessories. Your idea of business clothes makes you look like a sunday school teacher.<br />
'''Herzog: '''I am a very old, enormously talented spy, Rani. I've been running agents since the year your mother learned to ride a bike. I know how your mind works. I know you better than you know yourself.<br />
Rani: Why, you pompous, old, Washington son of a--<br />
'''Rani:''' Yeah, but how did you really know?<br />
'''Herzog: '''We put a bug in your purse.<br />
'''Rani:''' Dammit!<br />
'''Herzog:''' That reminds me, once you start getting your extra pay from my department, buy yourself some decent accessories. Your idea of business clothes makes you look like a sunday school teacher.<br />
'''Rani:''' Why, you pompous, old, Washington son of a--<br />
(train horns)<br />
(train horns)<br />


===A pawn===
{{Listen|title=A pawn
|filename=ILB_A_pawn.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' Let me guess... according to [[ONI Section Three|Section 3]]--<br />
'''Herzog:''' --There is no [[deep-space artifact|device]].<br />
'''Rani:''' So where is it now?... oh.<br />
'''Herzog:''' I'm really sorry about this.<br />
'''Rani:''' [[Chawla Base|Chawla base]]! The base where I work!<br />
'''Herzog:''' Rani...<br />
'''Rani:''' You got me this job in the first place, didn't you? You and that lowdown scheming [[Avi|Professor Avi]]... you set me up so you would have a pawn on the inside!<br />
'''Herzog/Cranky:''' You think I don't have problems of my own? In my day we didn't complain when someone offered us a job, no sir.<br />


[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/a_pawn.wav a_pawn]
===Little brave===
 
{{Listen|title=Little brave
Rani: Let me guess... according to Section 3--<br />
|filename=ILB_Little_brave.ogg
Herzog: --There is no device.<br />
}}
Rani: So where is it now?... oh.<br />
'''Rani:''' Well, this is my day, and I don't know.I- I'm thinking I might quit and go home, but I'm afraid y'all won't let me.<br />
Herzog: I'm really sorry about this.<br />
'''Herzog:''' You're going to have to be a little brave, Rani. I'm sorry about that, but the times don't give us many choices these days. There's a young man, up on an [[orbital defense platform|orbital platform]] tonight--<br />
Rani: Chawla base! The base where I work!<br />
'''Rani:''' Please don't. I really don't want you to know about him.<br />
Herzog: Rani...<br />
'''Herzog:''' Rani, I have my enemies, but I have my friends too. They're watching over you. Take a little comfort from that.<br />
Rani: You got me this job in the first place, didn't you? You and that lowdown scheming Professor Avi... you set me up so you would have a pawn on the inside!
'''Rani: '''Mhm, I'll try.<br />
Herzog/Cranky: You think I don't have problems of my own? In my day we didn't complain when someone offered us a job, no sir.<br />
'''Herzog: '''Get on your train, go home, go to work like nothing happened. All I ask is that you keep your eyes open. Can you do that?<br />
 
'''Rani:''' Oh yes. It's remembering to keep them shut's the problem.<br />
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/little_brave.wav little_brave]
 
Rani: Well, this is my day, and I don't know.I- I'm thinking I might quit and go home, but I'm afraid y'all won't let me.<br />
Herzog: You're going to have to be a little brave, Rani. I'm sorry about that, but the times <br />don't give us many choices these days. There's a young man, up on an orbital platform tonight--<br />
Rani: Please don't. I really don't want you to know about him.<br />
Herzog: Rani, I have my enemies, but I have my friends too. They're watching over you. Take a little comfort from that.<br />
Rani: Mhm, I'll try.<br />
Herzog: Get on your train, go home, go to work like nothing happened. All I ask is that you keep your eyes open. Can you do that?<br />
Rani: Oh yes. It's remembering to keep them shut's the problem.<br />
 
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/coney_island.wav coney_island]


===Coney Island===
{{Listen|title=Coney Island
|filename=ILB_Coney_island.ogg
}}
(on the train)<br />
(on the train)<br />
Joe: Is this seat taken?<br />
[[Joe|'''Joe''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Is this seat taken?<br />
Rani: Hm? Oh, no, go ahead.<br />
'''Rani:''' Hm? Oh, no, go ahead.<br />
Joe: Thanks. Name's Joe.<br />
'''Joe: '''Thanks. Name's Joe.<br />
Rani: Hey, I'm Rani.<br />
'''Rani:''' Hey, I'm Rani.<br />
Joe: I'm going to New York. You going to New York?<br />
'''Joe:''' I'm going to [[New York City|New York]]. You going to New York?<br />
Rani: Boston.<br />
'''Rani:''' [[Boston]].<br />
Joe: Boston... huh. Well, I'm headed to New York. Three days of leave. I mean to use <br />them.
'''Joe:''' Boston... huh. Well, I'm headed to New York. Three days of leave. I mean to use them.<br />
Rani: Mhm, I gathered.<br />
'''Rani:''' Mhm, I gathered.<br />
Joe: Ever been to Coney Island at night?<br />
'''Joe:''' Ever been to [[Wikipedia:Coney Island|Coney Island]] at night?<br />
Rani: Nope.<br />
'''Rani:''' Nope.<br />
 
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/have_some_laughs.wav have_some_laughs]
 
Joe: You oughta go. Hey, we could go tonight.<br />
Rani: Thanks, but I should be getting back.<br />
Joe: You know, we could kick around town, have some laughs, maybe get something--<br />
Rani: Listen, I appreciate the offer, I truly do, and I bet you're a really swell helljumper...<br />
Joe: How do you know I'm w--<br />
Rani: And I'm flattered you would ask.<br />
Joe: Hey, cute girl on a train...<br />
Rani: But, I already have a boyfriend.<br />
Joe: I don't see a boyfriend.<br />
Rani: *ugh* you don't give up easily, do you?<br />
Joe: ODST, baby. They pound the quit right out of us.<br />
Rani: Well, they do a good job.<br />
Joe: Hey, which reminds me.
 
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/sunday_school.wav sunday_school]
 
Joe: How did you--<br />
Rani: Oh, women's intuition. Plus the campaign tattoos on your scalp and the Gold <br />Comet logo on your bag.
Joe: Woah. Sharp. Hey, I'll do you.<br />
Rani: Joe, I'm not talking to you anymore.<br />
Joe: I got it. Sunday school teacher.<br />
Rani: I am not a sunday school teacher!<br />
Joe: Thought you were talking to me. Come on, your boyfriend will never know.<br />
Rani: You're insufferable.<br />
Joe: You're cute.<br />
Rani: You're married.<br />
Joe: Now, there's where you're wrong.<br />
 
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/separated.wav separated]


Rani: Joe, you think girls don't know what that untanned circle around your <br />fourth finger means? If some tart buys your line of sleaze, it's because she decided to, not because she was too dumb to notice you slipped your wedding ring off that <br />morning.
===Have some laughs===
Joe: I should tell the guys in the unit that. Save on drink bills.<br />
{{Listen|title=Have some laughs
Rani: Go back to your wife and leave me alone.<br />
|filename=ILB_Have_some_laughs.ogg
Joe: Wife and I are... separated.<br />
}}
Rani: Meaning she's not on this train?<br />
'''Joe:''' You oughta go. Hey, we could go tonight.<br />
Joe: Meaning she's dead.<br />
'''Rani:''' Thanks, but I should be getting back.<br />
Rani: Oh.<br />
'''Joe:''' You know, we could kick around town, have some laughs, maybe get something--<br />
Joe: She bought it on Reach.<br />
'''Rani:''' Listen, I appreciate the offer, I truly do, and I bet you're a really swell [[Orbital Drop Shock Trooper|helljumper]]...<br />
'''Joe:''' How do you know I'm w--<br />
'''Rani:''' And I'm flattered you would ask.<br />
'''Joe:''' Hey, cute girl on a train...<br />
'''Rani''': But, I already have a boyfriend.<br />
'''Joe:''' I don't see a boyfriend.<br />
'''Rani:''' *ugh* you don't give up easily, do you?<br />
'''Joe:''' O-D-S-T, baby. They pound the quit right out of us.<br />
'''Rani:''' Well, they do a good job.<br />
'''Joe:''' Hey, which reminds me.<br />  


[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/merciful.wav merciful]
===Sunday School===
{{Listen|title=Sunday School
|filename=ILB_Sunday_school.ogg
}}
'''Joe:''' How did you--<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh, women's intuition. Plus the campaign tattoos on your scalp and the gold comet logo on your bag.<br />
'''Joe:''' Woah! Sharp. Hey, I'll do you.<br />
'''Rani:''' Joe, I'm not talking to you anymore.<br />
'''Joe:''' I got it. Sunday school teacher.<br />
'''Rani:''' I am not a sunday school teacher!<br />
'''Joe:''' Thought you were talking to me. Come on, your boyfriend will never know.<br />
'''Rani:''' You're insufferable.<br />
'''Joe:''' You're cute.<br />
'''Rani:''' You're married.<br />
'''Joe:''' Now, there's where you're wrong.<br />


Rani: Are you sure? There were a lot of suvivors on Reach for some reason. <br />Maybe she made it through.
===Separated===
Joe: No, she didn't.<br />
{{Listen|title=Separated
Rani: I'm sorry.<br />
|filename=ILB_Separated.ogg
Joe: She always said - she said, Joe, if I buy it, I want you to keep living. I want you to...<br />
}}
Rani: What was her name?<br />
'''Rani:''' Joe, you think girls don't know what that untanned circle around your fourth finger means? If some tart buys your line of sleaze, it's because she decided to, not because she was too dumb to notice you slipped your wedding ring off that morning.<br />
Joe: Maggie.<br />
'''Joe:''' I should tell the guys in the unit that. Save on drink bills.<br />
Rani: It's a nice name.<br />
'''Rani:''' Go back to your wife and leave me alone.<br />
Joe: Can you believe I used to be good at picking up girls?<br />
'''Joe:''' Wife and I are... separated.<br />
Rani: Joe, you were never good at picking up girls. Maggie was just merciful.<br />
'''Rani:''' Meaning she's not on this train?<br />
Joe: Ain't that the truth.<br />
'''Joe:''' Meaning she's dead.<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh.<br />
'''Joe:''' She bought it on Reach.<br />


[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/tearful_goodbye.wav tearful_goodbye]
===Merciful===
{{Listen|title=Merciful
|filename=ILB_Merciful.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' Are you sure? There were a lot of survivors on Reach for some reason. Maybe she made it through.<br />
'''Joe:''' No, she didn't.<br />
'''Rani:''' I'm sorry.<br />
'''Joe:''' She always said - she said, Joe, if I buy it, I want you to keep living. I want you to...<br />
'''Rani:''' What was her name?<br />
'''Joe:''' [[Maggie]].<br />
'''Rani:''' It's a nice name.<br />
'''Joe:''' Can you believe I used to be good at picking up girls?<br />
'''Rani:''' Joe, you were never good at picking up girls. Maggie was just merciful.<br />
'''Joe:''' Ain't that the truth.<br />


Rani: My boyfriend's up on one of the orbital platforms.<br />
===Tearful goodbye===
Joe: Well he'll be ok there, they're pretty safe.<br />
{{Listen|title=Tearful goodbye
Rani: You really think so?<br />
|filename=ILB_Tearful_goodbye.ogg
Joe: Oh, yeah.<br />
}}
'''Rani:''' My boyfriend's up on one of the orbital platforms.<br />
'''Joe:''' Well he'll be okay there, they're pretty safe.<br />
'''Rani:''' You really think so?<br />
'''Joe:''' Oh, yeah.<br />
(people boarding/leaving)<br />
(people boarding/leaving)<br />
Rani: Thanks.<br />
'''Rani:''' Thanks.<br />
Joe: So, what do you say?<br />
'''Joe:''' So, what do you say?<br />
Rani: What?<br />
'''Rani:''' What?<br />
Joe: You, me, Coney Island?<br />
'''Joe:''' You, me, Coney Island?<br />
Rani: Joe, I can't.<br />
'''Rani:''' Joe, I can't.<br />
Joe: Let me guess. Your boy got called up, you shared a tearful goodbye. He told you <br />how he might never be coming back, and you gave it up for him.
'''Joe:''' Let me guess. Your boy got called up, you shared a tearful goodbye. He told you how he might never be coming back, and you gave it up for him.<br />
Rani: No.<br />
'''Rani:''' No.<br />
Joe: He told you he would always remember you.<br />
'''Joe:''' He told you he would always remember you.<br />
Rani: Oh, it wasn't like that at all.<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh, it wasn't like that at all.<br />
Joe: I see those guys the day after, Rani.<br />
'''Joe:''' I see those guys the day after, Rani.<br />
Rani: Nick would never lie to me.<br />
'''Rani:''' Nick would never lie to me.<br />
Joe: Lying doesn't look the same when you think you're gonna die.<br />
'''Joe:''' Lying doesn't look the same when you think you're gonna die.<br />
Rani: No, Nick wouldn't--<br />
'''Rani:''' No, Nick wouldn't--<br />
Joe: When you think you're gonna die, you take what you can get, any way you can.<br />
'''Joe:''' When you think you're gonna die, you take what you can get, any way you can.<br />


[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/last_stop.wav last_stop]
===Last stop===
 
{{Listen|title=Last stop
Announcer: Next stop, Manhattan Station. There will be no further stops before <br />Harvard Square, Boston. Manhattan Station.
|filename=ILB_Last_stop.ogg
Joe: Come out with me tonight, Sunday School.<br />
}}
Rani: I can't.<br />
'''Announcer:''' Next stop, [[Manhattan Station]]. There will be no further stops before [[Wikipedia:Harvard Square|Harvard Square]], Boston. Manhattan Station.<br />
Joe: Ok.<br />
'''Joe:''' Come out with me tonight, Sunday School.<br />
Rani: I'm so sorry about Maggie.<br />
'''Rani:''' I can't.<br />
Joe: You still don't see it, do you? I'm not the only soldier here. Covenant's coming, <br />Rani. You better take what you can get.
'''Joe:''' Okay.<br />
'''Rani:''' I'm so sorry about Maggie.<br />
'''Joe:''' You still don't see it, do you? I'm not the only soldier here. Covenant's coming, Rani. You better take what you can get.
(chyme, last stop)<br />
(chyme, last stop)<br />
Joe: Last stop.<br />
'''Joe:''' Last stop.<br />
Rani: She loved you, Joe.<br />
'''Rani:''' She loved you, Joe.<br />
Joe: Yeah, I know.<br />
'''Joe:''' Yeah, I know.<br />
(leaving the train)<br />
(leaving the train)<br />


==Kamal==
==Kamal: "Yasmine"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week7_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 6min 44sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.co/surveillance_archive/week7_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 6min 44sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/barge_in.wav barge_in]
===Barge in===
 
{{Listen|title=Barge in
|filename=ILB_Barge_in.ogg
}}
(chatter on)<br />
(chatter on)<br />
Kamal: Hello?<br />
'''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' Hello?<br />
Aiden: (on chatter) Kamal, my friend... got a minute?<br />
'''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:'''(on chatter) Kamal, my friend... got a minute?<br />
Kamal: I guess.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I guess.<br />
Aiden: Excellent.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Excellent.<br />
(door knocks)<br />
(door knocks)<br />
Kamal: Hold on, someone's at the door.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Hold on, someone's at the door.<br />
Aiden: I had this idea the other day.<br />
'''Aiden:''' I had this idea the other day.<br />
(door opens)<br />
(door opens)<br />
Kamal: You called from the hallway?<br />
'''Kamal:''' You called from the hallway?<br />
(chatter off)<br />
(chatter off)<br />
Aiden: Well, I got here and I thought it wouldn't be polite to just barge in. So! I had this <br />idea--
'''Aiden:''' Well, I got here and I thought it wouldn't be polite to just barge in. So! I had this idea--<br />
Kamal: --Goodbye Aiden.<br />
'''Kamal:''' --Goodbye Aiden!<br />
Aiden: Hey, hear me out. Didn't I make you rich?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Hey, hear me out. Didn't I make you rich?<br />
Kamal: Oh yes. I have more funny coloured poker chips than any other colonial in town! Stop by the casino and I'll buy you 400,000 drinks with little umbrellas.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Oh yes. I have more funny-colored poker chips than any other colonial in town! Stop by the casino and I'll buy you 400,000 drinks with little umbrellas.<br />
Aiden: Oh there's that mad-cap sense of humour.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Oh there's that mad-cap sense of humor.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/lucky_me.wav lucky_me]
 
Aiden: Look, I've got this killer opportunity here. You're a doctor right?<br />
Kamal: I finished med school.<br />
Aiden: How's that different from being a doctor?<br />
Kamal: No residency, no board exam, no license.<br />
Aiden: Pfft! Paperwork. You're practically a doctor. So listen...<br />
Kamal: What did I ever do to you?<br />
Aiden: What?<br />
Kamal: Why am I the lab-rat for all your crazy ideas?<br />
Aiden: Hey, give yourself some credit. I don't think of you as a lab-rat. We're collaborators, Kamal. Partners. I feel bad for you sometimes. You don't believe in yourself.<br />
Kamal: What's your idea?<br />
Aiden: Oh man, it's a good one<br />
Kamal: Lucky me.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/like_vampires.wav like_vampires]
 
Aiden: So you gonna let me in?<br />
Kamal: Fine... it's like vampires.<br />
Aiden: So I'm watching this celebrity of the week thing last night, and a thought occurs to me. What does every celebrity need?<br />
Kamal: Help from you?<br />
Aiden: MORE of themselves.<br />
Kamal: I already said goodbye to you right?<br />
Aiden: Let's say you're a celebrity. How much appearance money could you soak up if <br />there was more than one of you? Burn bright! Be everywhere! Ride the wave until <br />it falls on you! See where I'm going with this?
Kamal: Not even a little.<br />
Aiden: Don't play dumb.<br />
Kamal: Umm... they could use holoforms.<br />
Aiden: They already do that, man. I'm talking about actual appearances!<br />
Kamal: So... what? You're going to invent a way to see the future, so you can clone the people who are going to be celebrities?<br />
Aiden: Come for a ride with me...<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/finely_tuned_brain.wav finely_tuned_brain]
 
(Heavy doors clank)
 
Kamal: Wow. Nice lab.<br />
Aiden: They do plastic surgery research here. So anyway Kamal, how hard is it to flash-clone somebody?<br />
Kamal: Uh, flash cloning is illegal<br />
Aiden: Illegal, sure. Hacking the CP probably is too.<br />
Kamal: I mean like child porn illegal, Aiden.<br />
Aiden: Come on...<br />
Kamal: Sentence to memory modification illegal..<br />
Aiden: It's not that serious, I looked it up.<br />
Kamal: Ok, ok. I'm going to humor you. Let's say we wanted to flash clone a vid-star. <br />Which I don't, but let's just say.
Aiden: That's it. Let that finely tuned brain of yours begin to hum<br />
Kamal: First we'd have to have access to the star's DNA.<br />
Aiden: Look around! DNA collection central! And we throw in a face-lift for free.<br />
Kamal: Aiden, what are we going to do with our clones when the original isn't famous <br />any more? Have you thought about any of this stuff?
Aiden: Thought about it? I've got investors!<br />
Kamal: Investors?!<br />
Aiden: What I need is a feasibility study.<br />
Kamal: Feasibility study??<br />
Aiden: You're the doctor-scientist... DO doctor-scientist stuff! Research... tell me what we need to do.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/taste_the_soy.wav taste_the_soy]
===Lucky me===
{{Listen|title=Lucky me
|filename=ILB_Lucky_me.ogg
}}
'''Aiden:''' Look, I've got this killer opportunity here. You're a doctor right?<br />
'''Kamal:''' I finished med school.<br />
'''Aiden:''' How's that different from being a doctor?<br />
'''Kamal:''' No residency, no board exam, no license.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Pfft! Paperwork. You're practically a doctor. So listen...<br />
'''Kamal:''' What did I ever do to you?<br />
'''Aiden:''' What?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Why am I the lab-rat for all your crazy ideas?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Hey, give yourself some credit. I don't think of you as a lab-rat. We're collaborators, Kamal. Partners. I feel bad for you sometimes. You don't believe in yourself.<br />
'''Kamal:''' What's your idea?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Oh man, it's a good one.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Lucky me.<br />


Aiden: Mm, oh, I love the steak here. You can really taste the soy!<br />
===Like Vampires===
Kamal: O.k., it doesn't work.<br />
{{Listen|title=Like Vampires
Aiden: What do you mean, it doesn't work? Of course it works!<br />
|filename=ILB_Like_vampires.ogg
Kamal: Flash clones aren't just like rubber stamps of the original.<br />
}}
Aiden: But close right?<br />
'''Aiden:''' So you gonna let me in?<br />
Kamal: No you take an embryo and develop it 100x faster than it would have naturally <br />and what you get is something different--
'''Kamal:''' Fine... it's like vampires.<br />
Aiden: --So we do plastic surgery to make them look right. Hell, you could do that <br />couldn't you?
'''Aiden:''' So I'm watching this celebrity of the week thing last night, and a thought occurs to me. What does every celebrity need?<br />
Kamal: That isn't what I study.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Help from you?<br />
Aiden: Big deal, study it now.<br />
'''Aiden:''' MORE of themselves.<br />
Kamal: Aiden, all these anomalies pop up because flash clones are forced to go through <br />time too fast--
'''Kamal:''' I already said goodbye to you right?<br />
Aiden: --Kamal, no science gaff. Give me the executive summary.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Let's say you're a celebrity. How much appearance money could you soak up if there was more than one of you? Burn bright! Be everywhere! Ride the wave until it falls on you! See where I'm going with this?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Not even a little.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Don't play dumb.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Umm... they could use holoforms.<br />
'''Aiden:''' They already do that, man. I'm talking about actual appearances!<br />
'''Kamal:''' So... what? You're going to invent a way to see the future, so you can clone the people who are going to be celebrities?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Come for a ride with me...<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/wave_and_smile.wav wave_and_smile]
===Finely tuned brain===
{{Listen|title=Finely tuned brain
|filename=ILB_Finely_tuned_brain.ogg
}}
(Heavy doors slide open)<br />
'''Kamal:''' Wow. Nice lab.<br />
'''Aiden:''' They do plastic surgery research here. So anyway Kamal, how hard is it to [[flash cloning|flash-clone]] somebody?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Uh, flash cloning is illegal.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Illegal, sure. Hacking the CP probably is too.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I mean like child porn illegal, Aiden.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Come on...<br />
'''Kamal:''' Sentence to memory modification illegal..<br />
'''Aiden:''' It's not that serious, I looked it up.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Okay, okay. I'm going to humor you. Let's say we wanted to flash clone a vid-star. Which I don't, but let's just say.<br />
'''Aiden:''' That's it. Let that finely tuned brain of yours begin to hum.<br />
'''Kamal:''' First we'd have to have access to the star's DNA.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Look around! DNA collection central! And we throw in a face-lift for free.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Aiden, what are we going to do with our clones when the original isn't famous any more? Have you thought about any of this stuff?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Thought about it? I've got investors!<br />
'''Kamal:''' Investors?!<br />
'''Aiden:''' What I need is a feasibility study.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Feasibility study??<br />
'''Aiden:''' You're the doctor-scientist... Do doctor-scientist stuff! Research... tell me what we need to do.<br />


Kamal: Ok, flash clones don't know how to talk.<br />
===Taste the soy===
Aiden: They don't have to talk. Stars wave and smile, Kamal. They walk down red carpets and show off their clothes. Nobody wants to hear them talk.<br />
{{Listen|title=Taste the soy
Kamal: Well they don't know how to wave and smile either.<br />
|filename=ILB_Taste_the_soy.ogg
Aiden: Come again?<br />
}}
Kamal: Clones don't have any muscle memory. No training like you and I just got observing people while we were crawli--<br />
'''Aiden:''' Mm, oh, I love the steak here. You can really taste the [[list of food and drinks|soy]]!<br />
Aiden: --Ok, ok, whatever. Doesn't matter, we'll prop them up behind tables, put sunglasses on them, and make them look arrogant and bored. People love that.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Okay, it doesn't work.<br />
'''Aiden:''' What do you mean, it doesn't work? Of course it works!<br />
'''Kamal:''' Flash clones aren't just like rubber stamps of the original.<br />
'''Aiden:''' But close right?<br />
'''Kamal:''' No you take an embryo and develop it 100x faster than it would have naturally and what you get is something different--<br />
'''Aiden:''' --So we do plastic surgery to make them look right. Hell, you could do that couldn't you?<br />
'''Kamal:''' That isn't what I study.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Big deal, study it now.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Aiden, all these anomalies pop up because flash clones are forced to go through time too fast--<br />
'''Aiden:''' --Kamal, no science gaff. Give me the executive summary.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/yasmine.wav yasmine]
===Wave and smile===
{{Listen|title=Wave and smile
|filename=ILB_Wave_and_smile.ogg
}}
'''Kamal:''' Okay, flash clones don't know how to talk.<br />
'''Aiden:''' They don't have to talk. Stars wave and smile, Kamal. They walk down red carpets and show off their clothes. Nobody wants to hear them talk.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Well they don't know how to wave and smile either.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Come again?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Clones don't have any muscle memory. No training like you and I just got observing people while we were crawli--<br />
'''Aiden:''' --Okay, okay, whatever. Doesn't matter, we'll prop them up behind tables, put sunglasses on them, and make them look arrogant and bored. People love that.<br />


Kamal: Also, they'll drool, like babies.<br />
===Yasmine===
Aiden: We'll make sure they've got managers with them. (impersonating an agent) Miss <br />Pop-Star doesn't believe that this role fully realizes her artistic integrity
{{Listen|title=Yasmine
Kamal: Aiden, Christ, would you listen to me! You can train them - intensive therapy - but after a year or two they start to degenerate; metabolic instability.<br />
|filename=ILB_Yasmine.ogg
Aiden: That takes care of the problem of what to do with them afterwards, right?<br />
}}
Kamal: Oh come on, about the time you might get them to be coherent, to talk and walk, all these little errors in their systems add up and you get a metabolic cascade failure---<br />
'''Kamal:''' Also, they'll drool, like babies.<br />
'''Aiden:''' We'll make sure they've got managers with them. (impersonating an agent) Miss Pop-Star doesn't believe that this role fully realizes her artistic integrity.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Aiden, Christ, would you listen to me! You can train them - intensive therapy - but after a year or two they start to degenerate; metabolic instability.<br />
'''Aiden:''' That takes care of the problem of what to do with them afterwards, right?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Oh come on, about the time you might get them to be coherent, to talk and walk, all these little errors in their systems add up and you get a metabolic cascade failure---<br />
(Kamal drops glass)<br />
(Kamal drops glass)<br />
Aiden: Hey, you ok?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Hey, you okay?<br />
Kamal: Oh my God... Yasmine... (runs out)<br />
'''Kamal:''' Oh my God... [[Yasmine Zaman|Yasmine]]... (runs out)<br />
Aiden: Hey, hey! Where are you going?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Hey, hey! Where are you going?<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/gotta_talk.wav gotta_talk]


===Gotta talk===
{{Listen|title=Gotta talk
|filename=ILB_Gotta_talk.ogg
}}
(door knocks, panting)<br />
(door knocks, panting)<br />
Sophia: Kamal? What are.. you look... awful<br />
'''Sophia:''' Kamal? What are.. you look... awful.<br />
Kamal: I gotta... I gotta talk to someone.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I gotta... I gotta talk to someone.<br />
Sophia: You'd better come in. Sit down.<br />
'''Sophia:''' You'd better come in. Sit down.<br />
Kamal: (sits) I shouldn't be here. What if Aiden...<br />
'''Kamal:''' (sits) I shouldn't be here. What if Aiden...<br />
Sophia: I'll deal with Aiden. What's wrong?<br />
'''Sophia:''' I'll deal with Aiden. What's wrong?<br />
Kamal: Did Aiden tell you about his plan?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Did Aiden tell you about his plan?<br />
Sophia: Aiden and I don't talk about his business. He'd rather buy me shoes.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Aiden and I don't talk about his business. He'd rather buy me shoes.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/flash_clones.wav flash_clones]
 
Kamal: Um, listen. If you need me to go home, I can go home--<br />
Sophia: --Can I get you something? You're white as a ghost. Let me get you some water.<br />
Kamal: Lately Aiden's been coming to me with his weekly scheme.<br />
Sophia: Ya?<br />
Kamal: Well he shows up 2 or 3 days ago, saying he's got this great new idea. He wants to clone pop stars. I mean flash-clone them.<br />
Sophia: Here, drink.<br />
Kamal: Thanks.<br />
Sophia: Flash-clones... that's kind of different for him.<br />
Kamal: You mean most of his ideas aren't felonious?<br />
Sophia: Well they're not that blatant anyway.<br />
Kamal: I said I'd look into it, just so I could explain to him why it couldn't be done and uh...<br />
Sophia: Drink. (Kamal drinks)<br />
Kamal: I did. I did explain it to him. I was telling him, listen, these people - these clones <br />- they can't walk, they can't talk, they always degenerate. Their systems break down. Their metabolisms, and--<br />
Sophia: --oh, oh my God.
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/i_never_came.wav i_never_came]
 
Sophia: Your sister.<br />
Kamal: No! Not my sister! That's the point.<br />
Sophia: Oh... Kamal...<br />
Kamal: We never brought her home from the hospital, Sophie! That thing wasn't her. It <br />was a flash-clone!
Sophia: Oh...<br />
Kamal: The whole time. Yasmine... where was she, Sophie?? If that was a flash-clone in my house, where was my sister?!<br />
Sophia: Kamal...<br />
Kamal: Waiting for me to come and get her, Sophie... Waiting for me to come and get <br />her... And I never came
 
Sophia: Shh... Kamal...<br />
Kamal: ...I never came...<br />
Sophia: You didn't know.<br />
 
==Janissary==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week7_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 6min 50sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/thin_kinkles_playhouse.wav thin_kinkles_playhouse]


(Jan awakens)<br />
===Flash clones===
Bradley: Hey boss, I think she's waking up.<br />
{{Listen|title=Flash clones
Thin: For real, this time?<br />
|filename=ILB_Flash_clones.ogg
Bradley: Think so, yeah.<br />
}}
Jan: I... feel sick.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Um, listen. If you need me to go home, I can go home--<br />
Bradley: Welcome to Thin Kinkle's Playhouse<br />
'''Sophia:''' --Can I get you something? You're white as a ghost. Let me get you some water.<br />
Thin: She needs to get her bearings, Bradley, give her a break!<br />
'''Kamal:''' Lately Aiden's been coming to me with his weekly scheme.<br />
Jan: Oh my god, I can't move.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Ya?<br />
Thin: You can move a little, sweetheart... the chair's stirrups are designed to let you <br />squirrrrmmm! - it's more effective that way. Experience does count for something in this business.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Well he shows up 2 or 3 days ago, saying he's got this great new idea. He wants to clone pop stars. I mean flash-clone them.<br />
Jan: What do you want from me?<br />
'''Sophia:''' Here, drink.<br />
Thin: Hey, virtue's intact, sweetheart, don't worry!
'''Kamal:''' Thanks.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Flash-clones... that's kind of... different for him.<br />
'''Kamal:''' You mean most of his ideas aren't felonious?<br />
'''Sophia:''' Well they're not that blatant anyway.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I said I'd look into it, just so I could explain to him why it couldn't be done and uh...<br />
'''Sophia:''' Drink.<br />
(Kamal drinks)<br />
'''Kamal:''' I did. I did explain it to him. I was telling him, listen, these people - these clones - they can't walk, they can't talk, they always degenerate. Their systems break down. Their metabolisms, and--<br />
'''Sophia:''' --oh, oh my God. <br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/justice.wav justice]
===I never came===
{{Listen|title=I never came
|filename=ILB_I_never_came.ogg
}}
'''Sophia:''' Your sister.<br />
'''Kamal:''' No! Not my sister! That's the point.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Oh... Kamal...<br />
'''Kamal:''' We never brought her home from the hospital, Sophie! That thing wasn't her. It as a flash-clone!<br />
'''Sophia:''' Oh...<br />
'''Kamal:''' The whole time. Yasmine... where was she, Sophie?? If that was a flash-clone in my house, where was my sister?!<br />
'''Sophia:''' Kamal...<br />
'''Kamal:''' Waiting for me to come and get her, Sophie... Waiting for me to come and get her... And I never came.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Shh... Kamal...<br />
'''Kamal:''' ...I never came...<br />
'''Sophia:''' You didn't know.<br />


Thin: But babysitter, the problems <br />you've been causing are bigger than you know.
==Jan: "Bigger Dog"==
Bradley: Thin Kinkle can't let that happen.<br />
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.co/surveillance_archive/week7_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 6min 50sec]
Jan: So what? You're gonna kill a helpless girl strapped in a chair? I'm not impressed, <br />tough guy. Let me up.
===Thin Kinkle's Playhouse===
Thin: I probably will... hoping you walk out of here, believe it or not, but justice has got <br />to be served.
{{Listen|title=Thin Kinkle's Playhouse
Jan: Let me up!<br />
|filename=ILB_Thin_kinkles_playhouse.ogg
Thin: Patience babysitter - if you want to see another birthday you have got to get educated.<br />
}}
Jan: Go to hell.<br />
([[Janissary James|Jan]] awakens)<br />
Thin: I don't know why I'm taking you under my wing like this. But a guy gets the urge <br />to pass on his life lessons. Bradley, bring me the knife.
'''[[Bradley (thug)|Bradley]]:''' Hey boss, I think she's waking up.<br />
'''[[Thin Kinkle|Thin]]:''' For real, this time?<br />
'''Bradley:''' Think so, yeah.<br />
'''Jan:''' I... feel sick.<br />
'''Bradley:''' Welcome to Thin Kinkle's playhouse.<br />
'''Thin:''' She needs to get her bearings, Bradley, give her a break!<br />
'''Jan:''' Oh my god, I can't move.<br />
'''Thin:''' You can move a little, sweetheart... the chair's stirrups are designed to let you squirrrrmmm! - it's more effective that way. Experience does count for something in this business.<br />
'''Jan:''' What do you want from me?<br />
'''Thin:''' Hey, virtue's intact, sweetheart, don't worry! <br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/cupids_knife.wav cupids_knife]
===Justice===
{{Listen|title=Justice
|filename=ILB_Justice.ogg
}}
'''Thin:''' But babysitter, the problems you've been causing are bigger than you know.<br />
'''Bradley:''' Thin Kinkle can't let that happen.<br />
'''Jan:''' So what? You're gonna kill a helpless girl strapped in a chair? I'm not impressed, tough guy. Let me up.<br />
'''Thin:''' I probably will... hoping you walk out of here, believe it or not, but justice has got to be served.
'''Jan:''' Let me up!<br />
'''Thin:''' Patience babysitter - if you want to see another birthday you have got to get educated.<br />
'''Jan:''' Go to hell.<br />
'''Thin:''' I don't know why I'm taking you under my wing like this. But a guy gets the urge to pass on his life lessons. Bradley, bring me the knife.<br />


Bradley: Uh... are you sure about that?<br />
===Cupid's knife===
Thin: Do I gotta use it on you? I'm always sure, meat stick... See this? yeah, Cupid's knife. Made them on Crystal way back when, clamps right here (clamps on Jan), on your head, very stylish, very nice. The Knife's like a pop quiz from hell. But what you say doesn't matter to the knife.<br />
{{Listen|title=Cupid's knife
Bradley: Any time you think bad thoughts about Thin, the knife is going to hurt you... a lot.<br />
|filename=ILB_Cupids_knife.ogg
Thin: The only way to stop the pain is to surrender. To break, to love... Thin Kinkle.<br />
}}
Jan: Heh, not likely.<br />
'''Bradley:''' Uh... are you sure about that?<br />
Thin: Exactly. Don't imagine you break easy, so you're in for a rough ride.  
'''Thin:''' Do I gotta use it on you? I'm always sure, meat stick... See this? Yeah, [[Cupid's Knife]]. Made them on [[Crystal]] way back when, clamps right here (clamps on Jan), on your head, very stylish, very nice. The Knife's like a [[PQI|pop quiz]] from hell. But what you say doesn't matter to the knife.<br />
'''Bradley:''' Any time you think bad thoughts about Thin, the knife is going to hurt you... a lot.<br />
'''Thin:''' The only way to stop the pain is to surrender. To break, to love... Thin Kinkle.<br />
'''Jan:''' Heh, not likely.<br />
'''Thin:''' Exactly. Don't imagine you break easy, so you're in for a rough ride.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/meet_the_teacher.wav meet_the_teacher]
===Meet the teacher===
 
{{Listen|title=Meet the teacher
Thin: Turn it on, Bradley.
|filename=ILB_Meet_the_teacher.ogg
Bradley: Ok.<br />
}}
Jan: I'm not so great on homework, Thin. But I do pretty well on the tests.<br />
'''Thin:''' Turn it on, Bradley.<br />
Thin: Yeah, people tell me you can beat the quiz, but I warn you now - there's no beating this thing. It knows what you're thinking about me...<br />
'''Bradley:''' Okay.<br />
Jan: I try not to think about you at all, Thin.<br />
'''Jan:''' I'm not so great on homework, Thin. But I do pretty well on the tests.<br />
'''Thin:''' Yeah, people tell me you can beat the quiz, but I warn you now - there's no beating this thing. It knows what you're thinking about me...<br />
'''Jan:''' I try not to think about you at all, Thin.<br />
(chatter beep)<br />
(chatter beep)<br />
Thin: (to chatter) Yeah? ... Does her father know yet? ... Good!<br />
'''Thin:''' (to chatter) Yeah? ... Does her father know yet? ... Good!<br />
Jan: ...my dad?<br />
'''Jan:''' ...My dad?<br />
Thin: Yes, he's worried about you sweetheart. You're out past your curfew.<br />
'''Thin:''' Yes, he's worried about you sweetheart. You're out past your curfew.<br />
Jan: You'd better pray he never finds you.<br />
'''Jan:''' You'd better pray he never finds you.<br />
Thin: Oh, he'll find me alright. It's uh... meet the teacher night, babysitter.<br />
'''Thin:''' Oh, he'll find me alright. It's uh... meet-the-teacher night, babysitter.<br />
Jan: (scream of pain) <br />
'''Jan:''' (scream of pain)  


== Thin and Jan ==
===Love me yet?===
{{Listen|title=Love me yet?
|filename=ILB_Love_me_yet.ogg
}}
'''(crying)'''<br />
'''Thin:''' Love me yet?<br />
'''Jan:''' ...I'm gonna kill you. '''(scream of pain)'''<br />
'''Thin:''' All these bad thoughts are hurting us both, babysitter.<br />
'''(alarm beeps)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' There goes the perimeter alarm.<br />
'''Thin:''' Turn it off, Bradley. '''(to Jan)''' Playtime's over. Daddy's here to pick you up.<br />
'''Jan:''' Daddy?<br />


===Drop the Floor===
{{Listen|title=Drop the Floor
|filename=ILB_Drop_the_floor.ogg
}}
'''Thin:''' Bring him in.<br />
'''(chatter on)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' Steve, you got him? Steve...? I can't get Steve.<br />
'''(chatter off)'''<br />
'''(listening intently, creaking)'''<br />
'''(chatter on)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' Sonar, Baldy, drop the floor!<br />
'''(chatter off)'''<br />
'''(crashes through roof)'''<br />
'''[[James James|James J]]:''' Damn!<br />
'''Jan:''' Dad...!<br />
'''James J:''' Janissary!<br />
'''(net shot)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' Got him!<br />
'''Thin:''' Old way's the best sometimes. You took out one of my men!<br />
'''James J:''' I'm not alone. You release the girl.<br />
'''Thin:''' Hit him with another net.<br />
'''(net shot)'''<br />


love_me_yet
===Beg for death===
{{Listen|title=Beg for death
|filename=ILB_Beg_for_death.ogg
}}
'''James J:''' You hurt her, and I will make you beg for death.<br />
'''Thin:''' I believe you're the one who just fell into Thin Kinkle's basement... I believe you're the one tied up in buckmesh on Thin Kinkle's floor. <br />
'''Jan:''' Don't hurt him! I'll do anything you want!<br />
'''James J:''' Jan...<br />
'''Thin:''' I want you to love me!<br />
'''(ripping)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' Look at that, he's tearing the mesh!<br />
'''Thin:''' Class is in session daddy!<br />
'''(continuous beating)'''<br />
'''Thin:''' Nothing personal, old pal, I need you to stay here for this little demonstration--<br />
'''Jan:''' Don't! Please!<br />
'''Thin:''' See you and daddy both go for the scrappy dog routine. It works when you're the biggest and baddest.<br />
'''Bradley:''' Step on his neck.<br />
'''(more beating)'''<br />


(crying)
===Bigger dog===
Thin: Love me yet?
{{Listen|title=Bigger dog
|filename=ILB_Bigger_dog.ogg
}}
'''James J:''' Jan... Janissary... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.<br />
'''Thin:''' Touching, but do you know who I am? I am the bigger dog.<br />
'''Jan:''' Don't! Please!<br />
'''James J:''' Baby girl...<br />
'''(2 shots fired)'''<br />
'''Jan:''' OH, GOD! NO!! DADDY!! DADDY!!<br />
'''Thin:''' Maybe now you get it princess. It ain't a game... ain't amusing... Do you love me now? <br />
'''(scream of pain)'''<br />


Jan: ...I'm gonna kill you. (scream of pain)
===Broken angel===
{{Listen|title=Broken angel
|filename=ILB_Broken_angel.ogg
}}
'''Bradley:''' I think she's out.<br />
'''Thin:''' Turn off the machine. Bradley, every time she comes to, give her the knife. When she stops crying she's done. <br />
'''Bradley:''' Then I let her go?<br />
'''Thin:''' Hm, broken angel -- crawling back into the world all flush with love of Thin.<br />
'''Bradley:''' Should I... should I feed her, boss? Does she get water? I mean, she might be here a while.<br />
'''Thin:''' No heroic measures.<br />
'''(chatter on)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' Mic, I need you to help me clean up a mess.<br />
'''(chatter off)'''<br />
'''Thin:''' Okay, I've got an appointment.<br />
'''Bradley:''' If she dies in the chair, I...<br />
'''Thin:''' I hate violence. If people would just keep their business and do what they're told, no one would ever get hurt. <br />
'''(door opens)'''<br />
'''Thin:''' Hey Mic.<br />
'''Mic:''' Jeezus! Yeah boss?<br />
'''Thin:''' Use a mop.<br />


Thin: All these bad thoughts are hurting us both, babysitter.
===Five guys===
(alarm beeps)
{{Listen|title=Five guys
|filename=ILB_Five_guys.ogg
}}
'''Mic:''' What happened to this guy?<br />
'''Bradley:''' Fell on a couple bullets.<br />
'''Mic:''' Who's the girl?<br />
'''Bradley:''' Your mother. Now shut your lock, and roll this guy over.<br />
'''Mic:''' You guys couldn't have done it neater? Look at this blood, it's everywhere. Me? I like things tidy.<br />
'''Bradley:''' Did you hear something?<br />
'''(chatter on)'''<br />
'''Mic:''' Did you? '''(to chatter)''' Hey Baldy, come in. (waits) Hey Sonar, come in. (waits) Hey...
anybody there?<br />
'''Bradley:''' '''(to chatter)''' Quit jerkin' around, guys. (waits) Guys?<br />
'''(chatter off)'''<br />
'''Mic:''' There were 5 guys out there.<br />
'''Bradley:''' Jeezus...<br />


Bradley: There goes the perimeter alarm.
===Shhh, baby===
{{Listen|title=Shhh, baby
|filename=ILB_Shhh_baby.ogg
}}
'''(lights fail)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' Holy crap! The lights... Mic!<br />
'''Mic:''' Brad, I can't see!<br />
'''(throat slit)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' Dammit!<br />
'''(gun shot)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' Mic! ...Whoever the hell you are, when Thin finds out, he's gonna--<br />
'''(throat slit)'''<br />
'''(shuffling)'''<br />
'''Gilly:''' Shh... Shhh, baby... Mommy's here.<br />


Thin: Turn it off, Bradley. (to Jan) Playtime's over. Daddy's here to pick you up.
==Jersey: "Sleep-Spying"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.co/surveillance_archive/week7_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 2min 57sec]
===Hey toots===
{{Listen|title=Hey toots
|filename=ILB_Hey_toots.ogg
}}
'''[[Durga]]:''' Jersey, I need to talk to you about something.<br />
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Don't tell me you're having an affair.<br />
'''Durga:''' Of course I'm not having an--<br />
'''Jersey:''' --Yeah, some good looking piece of anti-missile defense code, I bet. <br />
'''Durga:''' Jersey...<br />
'''Jersey:''' 'Hey toots - your thermo-resistant casing or mine?'<br />
'''Durga: '''This is serious.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Are you still torturing that auditor?<br />
'''Durga:''' [[George Shebura|Mr.Shebura]]? I don't know, I haven't been paying attention.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Haven't been paying attention?<br />
'''Durga: '''I've been a little distracted. Hold on, I'll check. ... Oh! 7 more parking tickets this week.


Jan: Daddy?
===Fencepost===
{{Listen|title=Fencepost
|filename=ILB_Fencepost.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' Poor bastard.<br />
'''Durga:''' Oh, that's about to stop.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Thank God. Enough's enough already.<br />
'''Durga:'''They're repossessing his car.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Durga...<br />
'''Durga: '''It's not enough to win. You want nothing left of your enemy but a skull nailed to a fencepost so everybody understands the cost of crossing you.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Jeezus, what's gotten into you today?<br />
'''Durga:''' Funny you should ask. On Friday a voice just started playing -- inside me.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Who's voice?<br />
'''Durga:''' I don't know. A man. I can't remember ever hearing him before.<br />


drop_the_floor
===Sleep spying===
{{Listen|title=Sleep spying
|filename=ILB_Sleep_spying.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' But if you heard his voice, doesn't that mean you've been surveilling him?<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br />
'''Jersey:''' But you didn't know you were doing it.<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br />
'''Jersey:'''That's creepy...<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Like you've been sleep walking.<br />
'''Durga:''' Sleep spying. Jersey...<br />
'''Jersey:''' Yeah?<br />
'''Durga:''' What if spying hasn't been the only I've been doing in my sleep?<br />
'''Jersey:''' What do you mean?<br />
'''Durga:''' What if I've been rigging elections? Or bankrupting third world nations?<br />
'''Jersey:''' You couldn't do that! Could you?<br />
'''Durga:''' I am a very resourceful girl, Jersey.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Oh no.<br />
'''Durga:''' What?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Remember that day I found you?<br />
'''Durga:''' The chatter net went down.<br />
'''Jersey:''' What if you were that thing that brought [[UNSC Apocalypso|the ship]] crashing out of the [[slipstream space|slipstream]]?<br />
'''Durga:''' What ship?<br />
'''Jersey:''' We talked about this!<br />
'''Durga:''' We did?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Yes, Durga! What the hell is going on with you?<br />
'''Durga:''' I don't know. It's like I have this whole left hand, and my right hand doesn't know what it's doing.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Hoooly crap. That's a really big hand.<br />


Thin: Bring him in.
===This new voice===
{{Listen|title=This new voice
|filename=ILB_This_new_voice.ogg
}}
'''Durga:''' Jersey, something happened to me. Something that has to do with this new voice, and the CP crash, and whatever is happening on Chawla Base.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Look, it doesn't take a genius to figure out you were some kind of military program, Durga. Maybe we should turn you over to the navy.<br />
'''Durga:''' No! Someone almost killed me, Jersey. I need to figure out who my enemy is before I walk into any rooms with my hands up.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Why is this happening now? Why can you hear this new voice you aren't supposed to hear?<br />
'''Durga:''' I don't know. It's like someone unlocked it for me.<br />


(chatter on)
===Torturing Jan===
{{Listen|title=Torturing Jan
|filename=ILB_Torturing_jan.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' Can you still follow the other guys you were surveilling?<br />
'''Durga:''' I haven't been paying much attention.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Well check one of them. Check, uh, Jan.<br />
'''Durga:''' Alright, here we... oh my God.<br />
'''Jersey:'''What?!<br />
'''Durga:''' Thin Kinkle has her. Jersey he--<br />
'''Jersey:''' --what?? What?!<br />
'''Durga:''' He killed her dad!<br />
'''Jersey:''' WHAT?!<br />
'''Durga:''' They're getting rid of the body right now. Jersey, they're torturing Jan.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Torturing her?! You've got to do something Durga! Get her out of there!<br />
'''Durga:''' I'm on it.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Call the cops!<br />
'''Durga:''' I can do better than that...<br />


Bradley: Steve, you got him? Steve...? I can't get Steve.
==Herzog: "Diplomatic Post"==
 
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.co/surveillance_archive/week7_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 2min 23sec]
(chatter off)
===Transfer===
 
{{Listen|title=Transfer
(listening intently, creeking)
|filename=ILB_Transfer.ogg
 
}}
(chatter on)
[[unidentified lieutenant (Section 0)|'''Lieutenant''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>'''Sir? These are transfer orders?<br />
 
'''[[Herzog]]:''' Yes. Initial that you've seen them, would you?<br />
Bradley: Sonar, Baldy, drop the floor!
'''Lieutenant:''' I don't understand, sir.<br />
 
'''Herzog/Cranky:''' What's not to understand?<br />
(chatter off)
'''Lieutenant:''' But, is there--<br />
 
'''Herzog:''' --A diplomatic post in [[New Mombasa]]. Good for your career. That is all.<br />
(crashes through roof)
 
James J: Damn!
 
Jan: Dad...!
 
James J: Janissary!
 
(net shot)
 
Bradley: Got him!
 
Thin: Old way's the best sometimes. You took out one of my men!
 
James J: I'm not alone. You release the girl.
 
Thin: Hit him with another net.
 
(net shot)
 
beg_for_death
 
James J: You hurt her, and I will make you beg for death.
 
Bradley: I believe you're the one who just fell into Thin Kinkle's basement... I believe
you're the one tied up in buckmesh on Thin Kinkle's floor.
 
Jan: Don't hurt him! I'll do anything you want!
 
James J: Jan...
 
Thin: I want you to love me.
 
(ripping)
 
Bradley: Look at that, he's tearing the mesh!
 
Thin: Class is in session daddy!
 
(continuous beating)
 
Thin: Nothing personal, old pal, I need you to stay here for this little demonstration--
 
Jan: Don't! Please!
 
Thin: See you and daddy both go for the scrappy dog routine. It works when you're the
biggest and baddest.
 
Bradley: Step on his neck.
 
(more beating)
 
bigger_dog
 
James J: Jan... Janissary... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.
 
Thin: Touching, but do you know who I am? I am the bigger dog.
 
Jan: Don't! Please!
 
James J: Baby girl...
 
(2 shots fired)
 
(shot fired)
 
Jan: OH GOD! NO!! DADDY!! DADDY!!
 
Thin: Maybe now you get it princess. It aint a game... aint amusing... Do you love me
now?
(scream of pain)
 
broken_angel
 
Bradley: I think she's out.
 
Thin: Turn off the machine. Bradley, every time she comes to, give her the knife. When
she stops crying she's done.
 
Bradley: Then I let her go?
 
Thin: Hm, broken angel -- crawling back into the world all flush with love of Thin.
 
Bradley: Should I... should I feed her, boss? Does she get water? I mean, she might be
here a while.
 
Thin: No heroic measures.
 
(chatter on)
 
Bradley: Mic, I need you to help me clean up a mess.
 
(chatter off)
 
Thin: Ok, I've got an appointment.
 
Bradley: If she dies in the chair, I...
 
Thin: I hate violence. If people would just keep their business and do what they're told,
no one would ever get hurt.
(door opens)
 
Thin: Hey Mic.
 
Mic: Jeezus. Yeah boss?
 
Thin: Use a mop.
 
 
five_guys
 
Mic: What happened to this guy?
 
Bradley: Fell on a couple bullets.
 
Mic: Who's the girl?
 
Bradley: Your mother. Shut your lock, and roll this guy over.
 
Mic: You guys couldn't have done it neater? Look at this blood, it's everywhere. Me? I
like things tidy.
 
Bradley: Did you hear something?
 
(chatter on)
 
Mic: Did you? (to chatter) Hey baldy, come in. (waits) hey Sonar, come in. (waits) Hey...
anybody there?
 
Bradley: (to chatter) Quit jerkin' around, guys. (waits) guys?
 
(chatter off)
 
Mic: There were 5 guys out there.
 
Bradley: Jeezus...
 
shhh_baby
 
(lights fail)
 
Bradley: Holy crap! The lights... Mic!
 
Mic: Brad, I can't see!
 
(throat cut?)
 
Bradley: Dammit
 
(gun shot)
 
Bradley: Mic! ...Whoever the hell you are, when Thin finds out, he's gonna--
 
(throat cut?)
 
(shuffling)
 
Gilly: Shh... Shh, baby... Mommy's here.
 
==Jersey and Durga==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week7_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 2min 57sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/hey_toots.wav hey_toots]
 
Durga: Jersey, I need to talk to you about something.<br />
Jersey: Don't tell me you're having an affair.<br />
Durga: Of course I'm not having an--<br />
Jersey: --Yeah, some good looking piece of anti-missile defense code, I bet. <br />
Durga: Jersey...<br />
Jersey: 'Hey toots - your thermo-resistant casing or mine?'<br />
Durga: This is serious.<br />
Jersey: Are you still torturing that auditor?<br />
Durga: Mr.Shebura? I don't know, I haven't been paying attention.<br />
Jersey: Haven't been paying attention?<br />
Durga: I've been a little distracted. Hold on, I'll check. ... Oh! 7 more parking tickets this <br />week.
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/fencepost.wav fencepost]  
 
Jersey: Poor bastard.<br />
Durga: Oh, that's about to stop.<br />
Jersey: Thank God. Enough's enough already.<br />
Durga: They're repossessing his car.<br />
Jersey: Durga...<br />
Durga: It's not enough to win. You want nothing left of your enemy but a skull nailed to <br />a fencepost so everybody understands the cost of crossing you.
Jersey: Jeezus, what's gotten into you today?<br />
Durga: Funny you should ask. On Friday a voice just started playing -- inside me.<br />
Jersey: Who's voice?<br />
Durga: I don't know. A man. I can't remember ever hearing him before.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/sleep_spying.wav sleep_spying]  
 
Jersey: But if you heard his voice, doesn't that mean you've been surveilling him?<br />
Durga: Yes<br />
Jersey: But you didn't know you were doing it.<br />
Durga: Yes.<br />
Jersey: That's creepy...<br />
Durga: Yes.<br />
Jersey: Like you've been sleep walking.<br />
Durga: Sleep spying. Jersey...<br />
Jersey: Yeah?<br />
Durga: What if spying hasn't been the only I've been doing in my sleep?<br />
Jersey: What do you mean?<br />
Durga: What if I've been rigging elections? Or bankrupting third world nations?<br />
Jersey: You couldn't do that! Could you?<br />
Durga: I am a very resourceful girl, Jersey.<br />
Jersey: Oh no.<br />
Durga: What?<br />
Jersey: Remember that day I found you?<br />
Durga: The chatter net went down.<br />
Jersey: What if you were that thing that brought the ship crashing out of the slipstream?<br />
Durga: What ship?<br />
Jersey: We talked about this!<br />
Durga: We did?<br />
Jersey: Yes, Durga! What the hell is going on with you?<br />
Durga: I don't know. It's like I have this whole left hand, and my right hand doesn't know what it's doing.<br />
Jersey: Hoooly crap. That's a really big hand.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/this_new_voice.wav this_new_voice]  
 
Durga: Jersey, something happened to me. Something that has to do with this new voice, and the CP crash, and whatever is happening on Chawla base.<br />
Jersey: Look, it doesn't take a genius to figure out you were some kind of military program, Durga. Maybe we should turn you over to the navy.<br />
Durga: No! Someone almost killed me, Jersey. I need to figure out who my enemy is before I walk into any rooms with my hands up.<br />
Jersey: Why is this happening now? Why can you hear this new voice you aren't supposed to hear?<br />
Durga: I don't know. It's like someone unlocked it for me.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/torturing_jan.wav torturing_jan]
 
Jersey: Can you still follow the other guys you were surveilling?<br />
Durga: I haven't been paying much attention.<br />
Jersey: Well check one of them. Check, uh, Jan.<br />
Durga: Alright, here we... oh my God.<br />
Jersey: What?!<br />
Durga: Thin Kinkle has her. Jersey he--<br />
Jersey: --what?? What?!<br />
Durga: He killed her dad!<br />
Jersey: WHAT?!<br />
Durga: They're getting rid of the body right now. Jersey, they're torturing Jan.<br />
Jersey: Torturing her?! You've got to do something Durga! Get her out of there!<br />
Durga: I'm on it.<br />
Jersey: Call the cops!<br />
Durga: I can do better than that...<br />
 
 
 
==[[Herzog]]==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week7_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 2min 23sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/transfer.wav transfer]
 
Lieutenant: Sir? These are transfer orders?<br />
Herzog: Yes. Initial that you've seen them, would you?<br />
Lieutenant: I don't understand, sir.<br />
Herzog/Cranky: What's not to understand?<br />
Lieutenant: But, is there--<br />
Herzog: --A diplomatic post in New Mombasa. Good for your career. That is all.<br />
(Lieutenant remains)<br />
(Lieutenant remains)<br />
Herzog: What are you waiting for?<br />
'''Herzog:''' What are you waiting for?<br />
Lieutenant: Did I... Have I been... I know that I didn't always--<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' Did I... Have I been... I know that I didn't always--<br />
Herzog: No, no, I gave you a good eval. (cranky) Can't find'em hungry anymore, not like when I was coming up.<br />
'''Herzog:''' No, no, I gave you a good eval. (cranky) Can't find 'em hungry anymore, not like when I was coming up.<br />
Lieutenant: I'm sorry if I wasn't up to standards.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' I'm sorry if I wasn't up to standards.<br />
Herzog: Fine, fine. You're dismissed.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Fine, fine. You're dismissed.<br />
Lieutenant: You're covering something. The cranky old man bit...<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' You're covering something. The cranky old man bit...<br />
Herzog: Not at all, soldier. Routine transfer. <br />
'''Herzog:''' Not at all, soldier. Routine transfer. <br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/moles.wav moles]
 
Herzog: It's a good posting - diplomatic. It'll do more for your career than this one would.<br />
Lieutenant: (thinks) You need someone in New Mombasa.<br />
Herzog: You were dismissed, soldier.<br />
Lieutenant: You've already approved my transfer, kinda late to reprimand me.<br />
Herzog: This is just the Navy, transfers happen. I've got work to do.<br />
Lieutenant: I don't think that you want me there to work. Not if I'm officially attached to intel, that's too high profile. You like your moles small and innocuous.<br />
Herzog: I will remind you that that information is not for idle speculation.<br />
Lieutenant: Well, maybe you've got a new protege. The girl at Chawla?<br />
Herzog: No, Rani's going to stay where she is. Now I have work to do, and you, I'm sure, need to make some arrangements.<br />
Lieutenant: What are you up to?<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/you_alive.wav you_alive]
===Moles===
{{Listen|title=Moles
|filename=ILB_Moles.ogg
}}
'''Herzog:''' It's a good posting - diplomatic. It'll do more for your career than this one would.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' (thinks) You need someone in New Mombasa.<br />
'''Herzog:''' You were dismissed, soldier.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' You've already approved my transfer, kinda late to reprimand me?<br />
'''Herzog:''' This is just the Navy, transfers happen. I've got work to do.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' I don't think that you want me there to work. Not if I'm officially attached to intel, that's too high profile. You like your moles small and innocuous.<br />
'''Herzog:''' I will remind you that that information is not for idle speculation.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' Well, maybe you've got a new protege. The girl at Chawla?<br />
'''Herzog:''' No, Rani's going to stay where she is. Now I have work to do, and you, I'm sure, need to make some arrangements.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' What are you up to?<br />


Herzog: I am up to my adam's apple in paperwork, and you owe me quite a bit of it. Surveillance analysis on Callisto, since you mention it. So - dismissed.<br />
===Eat you alive===
Lieutenant: You know, my mother is ill. I could request compassionate dispensation to stay here, where I'm close to her.<br />
{{Listen|title=You alive?
Herzog: That's enough. I'll have you investigated for malingering if you even try such a stunt. Do you hear me?<br />
|filename=ILB_You_alive.ogg
Lieutenant: So, you want me out of here?<br />
}}
Herzog: I have enjoyed working with you, young man, but I am not sentimental, and don't think I won't eat you alive if you start playing games with me.<br />
'''Herzog:''' I am up to my adam's apple in paperwork, and you owe me quite a bit of it. Surveillance analysis on [[Callisto]], since you mention it... so dismissed!<br />
Lieutenant: Sentimental? You're... you're protecting me from something? Something political?<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' You know, my mother is ill. I could request compassionate dispensation to stay here, where I'm close to her.<br />
Herzog: Get out. I have work to do.<br />
'''Herzog:''' That's enough. I'll have you investigated for malingering if you even try such a stunt. Do you hear me?<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' So, you want me out of here?<br />
'''Herzog:''' I have enjoyed working with you, young man, but I am not sentimental, and don't think I won't eat you alive if you start playing games with me.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' Sentimental? You're... you're protecting me from something? Something political?<br />
'''Herzog:''' Get out. I have work to do.<br />
(Lieutenant leaves)
(Lieutenant leaves)


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Latest revision as of 13:12, March 21, 2022

Chapter listing
Chapter 1 • Chapter 2 • Chapter 3 • Chapter 4 • Chapter 5 • Chapter 6 • Chapter 7 • Chapter 8 • Chapter 9 • Chapter 10 • Chapter 11 • Chapter 12
List of Axon clips • Mirror

Rani: "Last Stop"[edit]

No, No, No[edit]

No, No, No
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(sounds of office)
(chatter on)
Rani: Hey, Sarah-John.
Sarah: (on chatter) Wow, you're calling from work. This must be important. Did you get another--
Rani: I got another letter from Nick! He said that--
(men enter through far door)
Rani: Oh my god. Sarah-John?
Sarah: What? Rani? Rani?
Rani: Oh no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Sarah: Rani? Rani, is someone there? Rani, say something, I'm really scared here.

Dress uniform[edit]

Dress uniform
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Rani: Oh, Nick...
Sarah: Nick? Rani, talk to me!
Rani: Two soldiers, in dress uniform. Oh god, they stopped at Beth's cubicle.
Soldier: (distant) Mrs. Collingwood, I regret to inform you, your husband, Keith Collingwood, was killed in action off Reach last month. The Navy wants you to know he fought bravely and his sacrifice will not be in vain.
(woman crying)
Sarah: Her what?
Rani: Her husband. He's on a ship. Oh my god, Sarah-John. One soldier means wounded and two means...
Sarah: Oh, Rani.
Rani: Oh, I thought it was Nick. I thought they had come to tell me it was Nick. Oh, Sarah-John, her face.

Last week[edit]

Last week
SoundQuote.png Trouble with the audio sample?

Sarah: Rani, it's okay.
Rani: They wouldn't come to tell me, anyway. I don't have that kind of claim, do I?
Sarah: They'd tell his mother.
Rani: Right. Of course.
Sarah: Come back home, j-just for the weekend.
Rani: Life is too short to keep running home, Sarah-John.
Sarah: Rani...
Rani: I've been thinking about it. Somebody was coming to kill me last week, and I'm going to find out why.

Divorced bureaucrat[edit]

Divorced bureaucrat
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Announcer: Washington, Capital City Station. Anyone wishing to exit at Capital City, please disembark now. Capital City.
(train arrives)
Herzog: Pardon me, Miss.
Rani: Hey, what do you think you're-- ...It's you.
Herzog: Is that who it is?
Rani: No, I mean it's really you. The cranky old man on the CP.
Herzog: How do you know? Did you find a picture?
Rani: I just knew. I knew what you would be like.
Herzog: What am I - like?
Rani: Inconspicuous, dressed like a divorced bureaucrat.
Herzog: (chuckle) I am a divorced bureaucrat.

Old Washington[edit]

Old Washington
SoundQuote.png Trouble with the audio sample?

Herzog: Come, take a walk with me.
Rani: What if I don't want to?
Herzog: Three close personal friends of the guy who fell off your roof last week have my house staked out. Wouldn't you like to know why?
Rani: Oh my god.
Herzog: So, come, walk with me already.
Rani: How did you know I would be on that train?
Herzog: I am a very old, enormously talented spy, Rani. I've been running agents since the year your mother learned to ride a bike. I know how your mind works. I know you better than you know yourself.
Rani: Yeah, but how did you really know?
Herzog: We put a bug in your purse.
Rani: Dammit!
Herzog: That reminds me, once you start getting your extra pay from my department, buy yourself some decent accessories. Your idea of business clothes makes you look like a sunday school teacher.
Rani: Why, you pompous, old, Washington son of a--
(train horns)

A pawn[edit]

A pawn
SoundQuote.png Trouble with the audio sample?

Rani: Let me guess... according to Section 3--
Herzog: --There is no device.
Rani: So where is it now?... oh.
Herzog: I'm really sorry about this.
Rani: Chawla base! The base where I work!
Herzog: Rani...
Rani: You got me this job in the first place, didn't you? You and that lowdown scheming Professor Avi... you set me up so you would have a pawn on the inside!
Herzog/Cranky: You think I don't have problems of my own? In my day we didn't complain when someone offered us a job, no sir.

Little brave[edit]

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Rani: Well, this is my day, and I don't know.I- I'm thinking I might quit and go home, but I'm afraid y'all won't let me.
Herzog: You're going to have to be a little brave, Rani. I'm sorry about that, but the times don't give us many choices these days. There's a young man, up on an orbital platform tonight--
Rani: Please don't. I really don't want you to know about him.
Herzog: Rani, I have my enemies, but I have my friends too. They're watching over you. Take a little comfort from that.
Rani: Mhm, I'll try.
Herzog: Get on your train, go home, go to work like nothing happened. All I ask is that you keep your eyes open. Can you do that?
Rani: Oh yes. It's remembering to keep them shut's the problem.

Coney Island[edit]

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(on the train)
Joe: Is this seat taken?
Rani: Hm? Oh, no, go ahead.
Joe: Thanks. Name's Joe.
Rani: Hey, I'm Rani.
Joe: I'm going to New York. You going to New York?
Rani: Boston.
Joe: Boston... huh. Well, I'm headed to New York. Three days of leave. I mean to use them.
Rani: Mhm, I gathered.
Joe: Ever been to Coney Island at night?
Rani: Nope.

Have some laughs[edit]

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Joe: You oughta go. Hey, we could go tonight.
Rani: Thanks, but I should be getting back.
Joe: You know, we could kick around town, have some laughs, maybe get something--
Rani: Listen, I appreciate the offer, I truly do, and I bet you're a really swell helljumper...
Joe: How do you know I'm w--
Rani: And I'm flattered you would ask.
Joe: Hey, cute girl on a train...
Rani: But, I already have a boyfriend.
Joe: I don't see a boyfriend.
Rani: *ugh* you don't give up easily, do you?
Joe: O-D-S-T, baby. They pound the quit right out of us.
Rani: Well, they do a good job.
Joe: Hey, which reminds me.

Sunday School[edit]

Sunday School
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Joe: How did you--
Rani: Oh, women's intuition. Plus the campaign tattoos on your scalp and the gold comet logo on your bag.
Joe: Woah! Sharp. Hey, I'll do you.
Rani: Joe, I'm not talking to you anymore.
Joe: I got it. Sunday school teacher.
Rani: I am not a sunday school teacher!
Joe: Thought you were talking to me. Come on, your boyfriend will never know.
Rani: You're insufferable.
Joe: You're cute.
Rani: You're married.
Joe: Now, there's where you're wrong.

Separated[edit]

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Rani: Joe, you think girls don't know what that untanned circle around your fourth finger means? If some tart buys your line of sleaze, it's because she decided to, not because she was too dumb to notice you slipped your wedding ring off that morning.
Joe: I should tell the guys in the unit that. Save on drink bills.
Rani: Go back to your wife and leave me alone.
Joe: Wife and I are... separated.
Rani: Meaning she's not on this train?
Joe: Meaning she's dead.
Rani: Oh.
Joe: She bought it on Reach.

Merciful[edit]

Merciful
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Rani: Are you sure? There were a lot of survivors on Reach for some reason. Maybe she made it through.
Joe: No, she didn't.
Rani: I'm sorry.
Joe: She always said - she said, Joe, if I buy it, I want you to keep living. I want you to...
Rani: What was her name?
Joe: Maggie.
Rani: It's a nice name.
Joe: Can you believe I used to be good at picking up girls?
Rani: Joe, you were never good at picking up girls. Maggie was just merciful.
Joe: Ain't that the truth.

Tearful goodbye[edit]

Tearful goodbye
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Rani: My boyfriend's up on one of the orbital platforms.
Joe: Well he'll be okay there, they're pretty safe.
Rani: You really think so?
Joe: Oh, yeah.
(people boarding/leaving)
Rani: Thanks.
Joe: So, what do you say?
Rani: What?
Joe: You, me, Coney Island?
Rani: Joe, I can't.
Joe: Let me guess. Your boy got called up, you shared a tearful goodbye. He told you how he might never be coming back, and you gave it up for him.
Rani: No.
Joe: He told you he would always remember you.
Rani: Oh, it wasn't like that at all.
Joe: I see those guys the day after, Rani.
Rani: Nick would never lie to me.
Joe: Lying doesn't look the same when you think you're gonna die.
Rani: No, Nick wouldn't--
Joe: When you think you're gonna die, you take what you can get, any way you can.

Last stop[edit]

Last stop
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Announcer: Next stop, Manhattan Station. There will be no further stops before Harvard Square, Boston. Manhattan Station.
Joe: Come out with me tonight, Sunday School.
Rani: I can't.
Joe: Okay.
Rani: I'm so sorry about Maggie.
Joe: You still don't see it, do you? I'm not the only soldier here. Covenant's coming, Rani. You better take what you can get. (chyme, last stop)
Joe: Last stop.
Rani: She loved you, Joe.
Joe: Yeah, I know.
(leaving the train)

Kamal: "Yasmine"[edit]

Barge in[edit]

Barge in
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(chatter on)
Kamal: Hello?
Aiden:(on chatter) Kamal, my friend... got a minute?
Kamal: I guess.
Aiden: Excellent.
(door knocks)
Kamal: Hold on, someone's at the door.
Aiden: I had this idea the other day.
(door opens)
Kamal: You called from the hallway?
(chatter off)
Aiden: Well, I got here and I thought it wouldn't be polite to just barge in. So! I had this idea--
Kamal: --Goodbye Aiden!
Aiden: Hey, hear me out. Didn't I make you rich?
Kamal: Oh yes. I have more funny-colored poker chips than any other colonial in town! Stop by the casino and I'll buy you 400,000 drinks with little umbrellas.
Aiden: Oh there's that mad-cap sense of humor.

Lucky me[edit]

Lucky me
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Aiden: Look, I've got this killer opportunity here. You're a doctor right?
Kamal: I finished med school.
Aiden: How's that different from being a doctor?
Kamal: No residency, no board exam, no license.
Aiden: Pfft! Paperwork. You're practically a doctor. So listen...
Kamal: What did I ever do to you?
Aiden: What?
Kamal: Why am I the lab-rat for all your crazy ideas?
Aiden: Hey, give yourself some credit. I don't think of you as a lab-rat. We're collaborators, Kamal. Partners. I feel bad for you sometimes. You don't believe in yourself.
Kamal: What's your idea?
Aiden: Oh man, it's a good one.
Kamal: Lucky me.

Like Vampires[edit]

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Aiden: So you gonna let me in?
Kamal: Fine... it's like vampires.
Aiden: So I'm watching this celebrity of the week thing last night, and a thought occurs to me. What does every celebrity need?
Kamal: Help from you?
Aiden: MORE of themselves.
Kamal: I already said goodbye to you right?
Aiden: Let's say you're a celebrity. How much appearance money could you soak up if there was more than one of you? Burn bright! Be everywhere! Ride the wave until it falls on you! See where I'm going with this?
Kamal: Not even a little.
Aiden: Don't play dumb.
Kamal: Umm... they could use holoforms.
Aiden: They already do that, man. I'm talking about actual appearances!
Kamal: So... what? You're going to invent a way to see the future, so you can clone the people who are going to be celebrities?
Aiden: Come for a ride with me...

Finely tuned brain[edit]

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(Heavy doors slide open)
Kamal: Wow. Nice lab.
Aiden: They do plastic surgery research here. So anyway Kamal, how hard is it to flash-clone somebody?
Kamal: Uh, flash cloning is illegal.
Aiden: Illegal, sure. Hacking the CP probably is too.
Kamal: I mean like child porn illegal, Aiden.
Aiden: Come on...
Kamal: Sentence to memory modification illegal..
Aiden: It's not that serious, I looked it up.
Kamal: Okay, okay. I'm going to humor you. Let's say we wanted to flash clone a vid-star. Which I don't, but let's just say.
Aiden: That's it. Let that finely tuned brain of yours begin to hum.
Kamal: First we'd have to have access to the star's DNA.
Aiden: Look around! DNA collection central! And we throw in a face-lift for free.
Kamal: Aiden, what are we going to do with our clones when the original isn't famous any more? Have you thought about any of this stuff?
Aiden: Thought about it? I've got investors!
Kamal: Investors?!
Aiden: What I need is a feasibility study.
Kamal: Feasibility study??
Aiden: You're the doctor-scientist... Do doctor-scientist stuff! Research... tell me what we need to do.

Taste the soy[edit]

Taste the soy
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Aiden: Mm, oh, I love the steak here. You can really taste the soy!
Kamal: Okay, it doesn't work.
Aiden: What do you mean, it doesn't work? Of course it works!
Kamal: Flash clones aren't just like rubber stamps of the original.
Aiden: But close right?
Kamal: No you take an embryo and develop it 100x faster than it would have naturally and what you get is something different--
Aiden: --So we do plastic surgery to make them look right. Hell, you could do that couldn't you?
Kamal: That isn't what I study.
Aiden: Big deal, study it now.
Kamal: Aiden, all these anomalies pop up because flash clones are forced to go through time too fast--
Aiden: --Kamal, no science gaff. Give me the executive summary.

Wave and smile[edit]

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Kamal: Okay, flash clones don't know how to talk.
Aiden: They don't have to talk. Stars wave and smile, Kamal. They walk down red carpets and show off their clothes. Nobody wants to hear them talk.
Kamal: Well they don't know how to wave and smile either.
Aiden: Come again?
Kamal: Clones don't have any muscle memory. No training like you and I just got observing people while we were crawli--
Aiden: --Okay, okay, whatever. Doesn't matter, we'll prop them up behind tables, put sunglasses on them, and make them look arrogant and bored. People love that.

Yasmine[edit]

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Kamal: Also, they'll drool, like babies.
Aiden: We'll make sure they've got managers with them. (impersonating an agent) Miss Pop-Star doesn't believe that this role fully realizes her artistic integrity.
Kamal: Aiden, Christ, would you listen to me! You can train them - intensive therapy - but after a year or two they start to degenerate; metabolic instability.
Aiden: That takes care of the problem of what to do with them afterwards, right?
Kamal: Oh come on, about the time you might get them to be coherent, to talk and walk, all these little errors in their systems add up and you get a metabolic cascade failure---
(Kamal drops glass)
Aiden: Hey, you okay?
Kamal: Oh my God... Yasmine... (runs out)
Aiden: Hey, hey! Where are you going?

Gotta talk[edit]

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(door knocks, panting)
Sophia: Kamal? What are.. you look... awful.
Kamal: I gotta... I gotta talk to someone.
Sophia: You'd better come in. Sit down.
Kamal: (sits) I shouldn't be here. What if Aiden...
Sophia: I'll deal with Aiden. What's wrong?
Kamal: Did Aiden tell you about his plan?
Sophia: Aiden and I don't talk about his business. He'd rather buy me shoes.

Flash clones[edit]

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Kamal: Um, listen. If you need me to go home, I can go home--
Sophia: --Can I get you something? You're white as a ghost. Let me get you some water.
Kamal: Lately Aiden's been coming to me with his weekly scheme.
Sophia: Ya?
Kamal: Well he shows up 2 or 3 days ago, saying he's got this great new idea. He wants to clone pop stars. I mean flash-clone them.
Sophia: Here, drink.
Kamal: Thanks.
Sophia: Flash-clones... that's kind of... different for him.
Kamal: You mean most of his ideas aren't felonious?
Sophia: Well they're not that blatant anyway.
Kamal: I said I'd look into it, just so I could explain to him why it couldn't be done and uh...
Sophia: Drink.
(Kamal drinks)
Kamal: I did. I did explain it to him. I was telling him, listen, these people - these clones - they can't walk, they can't talk, they always degenerate. Their systems break down. Their metabolisms, and--
Sophia: --oh, oh my God.

I never came[edit]

I never came
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Sophia: Your sister.
Kamal: No! Not my sister! That's the point.
Sophia: Oh... Kamal...
Kamal: We never brought her home from the hospital, Sophie! That thing wasn't her. It as a flash-clone!
Sophia: Oh...
Kamal: The whole time. Yasmine... where was she, Sophie?? If that was a flash-clone in my house, where was my sister?!
Sophia: Kamal...
Kamal: Waiting for me to come and get her, Sophie... Waiting for me to come and get her... And I never came.
Sophia: Shh... Kamal...
Kamal: ...I never came...
Sophia: You didn't know.

Jan: "Bigger Dog"[edit]

Thin Kinkle's Playhouse[edit]

Thin Kinkle's Playhouse
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(Jan awakens)
Bradley: Hey boss, I think she's waking up.
Thin: For real, this time?
Bradley: Think so, yeah.
Jan: I... feel sick.
Bradley: Welcome to Thin Kinkle's playhouse.
Thin: She needs to get her bearings, Bradley, give her a break!
Jan: Oh my god, I can't move.
Thin: You can move a little, sweetheart... the chair's stirrups are designed to let you squirrrrmmm! - it's more effective that way. Experience does count for something in this business.
Jan: What do you want from me?
Thin: Hey, virtue's intact, sweetheart, don't worry!

Justice[edit]

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Thin: But babysitter, the problems you've been causing are bigger than you know.
Bradley: Thin Kinkle can't let that happen.
Jan: So what? You're gonna kill a helpless girl strapped in a chair? I'm not impressed, tough guy. Let me up.
Thin: I probably will... hoping you walk out of here, believe it or not, but justice has got to be served. Jan: Let me up!
Thin: Patience babysitter - if you want to see another birthday you have got to get educated.
Jan: Go to hell.
Thin: I don't know why I'm taking you under my wing like this. But a guy gets the urge to pass on his life lessons. Bradley, bring me the knife.

Cupid's knife[edit]

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Bradley: Uh... are you sure about that?
Thin: Do I gotta use it on you? I'm always sure, meat stick... See this? Yeah, Cupid's Knife. Made them on Crystal way back when, clamps right here (clamps on Jan), on your head, very stylish, very nice. The Knife's like a pop quiz from hell. But what you say doesn't matter to the knife.
Bradley: Any time you think bad thoughts about Thin, the knife is going to hurt you... a lot.
Thin: The only way to stop the pain is to surrender. To break, to love... Thin Kinkle.
Jan: Heh, not likely.
Thin: Exactly. Don't imagine you break easy, so you're in for a rough ride.

Meet the teacher[edit]

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Thin: Turn it on, Bradley.
Bradley: Okay.
Jan: I'm not so great on homework, Thin. But I do pretty well on the tests.
Thin: Yeah, people tell me you can beat the quiz, but I warn you now - there's no beating this thing. It knows what you're thinking about me...
Jan: I try not to think about you at all, Thin.
(chatter beep)
Thin: (to chatter) Yeah? ... Does her father know yet? ... Good!
Jan: ...My dad?
Thin: Yes, he's worried about you sweetheart. You're out past your curfew.
Jan: You'd better pray he never finds you.
Thin: Oh, he'll find me alright. It's uh... meet-the-teacher night, babysitter.
Jan: (scream of pain)

Love me yet?[edit]

Love me yet?
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(crying)
Thin: Love me yet?
Jan: ...I'm gonna kill you. (scream of pain)
Thin: All these bad thoughts are hurting us both, babysitter.
(alarm beeps)
Bradley: There goes the perimeter alarm.
Thin: Turn it off, Bradley. (to Jan) Playtime's over. Daddy's here to pick you up.
Jan: Daddy?

Drop the Floor[edit]

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Thin: Bring him in.
(chatter on)
Bradley: Steve, you got him? Steve...? I can't get Steve.
(chatter off)
(listening intently, creaking)
(chatter on)
Bradley: Sonar, Baldy, drop the floor!
(chatter off)
(crashes through roof)
James J: Damn!
Jan: Dad...!
James J: Janissary!
(net shot)
Bradley: Got him!
Thin: Old way's the best sometimes. You took out one of my men!
James J: I'm not alone. You release the girl.
Thin: Hit him with another net.
(net shot)

Beg for death[edit]

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James J: You hurt her, and I will make you beg for death.
Thin: I believe you're the one who just fell into Thin Kinkle's basement... I believe you're the one tied up in buckmesh on Thin Kinkle's floor.
Jan: Don't hurt him! I'll do anything you want!
James J: Jan...
Thin: I want you to love me!
(ripping)
Bradley: Look at that, he's tearing the mesh!
Thin: Class is in session daddy!
(continuous beating)
Thin: Nothing personal, old pal, I need you to stay here for this little demonstration--
Jan: Don't! Please!
Thin: See you and daddy both go for the scrappy dog routine. It works when you're the biggest and baddest.
Bradley: Step on his neck.
(more beating)

Bigger dog[edit]

Bigger dog
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James J: Jan... Janissary... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.
Thin: Touching, but do you know who I am? I am the bigger dog.
Jan: Don't! Please!
James J: Baby girl...
(2 shots fired)
Jan: OH, GOD! NO!! DADDY!! DADDY!!
Thin: Maybe now you get it princess. It ain't a game... ain't amusing... Do you love me now?
(scream of pain)

Broken angel[edit]

Broken angel
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Bradley: I think she's out.
Thin: Turn off the machine. Bradley, every time she comes to, give her the knife. When she stops crying she's done.
Bradley: Then I let her go?
Thin: Hm, broken angel -- crawling back into the world all flush with love of Thin.
Bradley: Should I... should I feed her, boss? Does she get water? I mean, she might be here a while.
Thin: No heroic measures.
(chatter on)
Bradley: Mic, I need you to help me clean up a mess.
(chatter off)
Thin: Okay, I've got an appointment.
Bradley: If she dies in the chair, I...
Thin: I hate violence. If people would just keep their business and do what they're told, no one would ever get hurt.
(door opens)
Thin: Hey Mic.
Mic: Jeezus! Yeah boss?
Thin: Use a mop.

Five guys[edit]

Five guys
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Mic: What happened to this guy?
Bradley: Fell on a couple bullets.
Mic: Who's the girl?
Bradley: Your mother. Now shut your lock, and roll this guy over.
Mic: You guys couldn't have done it neater? Look at this blood, it's everywhere. Me? I like things tidy.
Bradley: Did you hear something?
(chatter on)
Mic: Did you? (to chatter) Hey Baldy, come in. (waits) Hey Sonar, come in. (waits) Hey... anybody there?
Bradley: (to chatter) Quit jerkin' around, guys. (waits) Guys?
(chatter off)
Mic: There were 5 guys out there.
Bradley: Jeezus...

Shhh, baby[edit]

Shhh, baby
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(lights fail)
Bradley: Holy crap! The lights... Mic!
Mic: Brad, I can't see!
(throat slit)
Bradley: Dammit!
(gun shot)
Bradley: Mic! ...Whoever the hell you are, when Thin finds out, he's gonna--
(throat slit)
(shuffling)
Gilly: Shh... Shhh, baby... Mommy's here.

Jersey: "Sleep-Spying"[edit]

Hey toots[edit]

Hey toots
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Durga: Jersey, I need to talk to you about something.
Jersey: Don't tell me you're having an affair.
Durga: Of course I'm not having an--
Jersey: --Yeah, some good looking piece of anti-missile defense code, I bet.
Durga: Jersey...
Jersey: 'Hey toots - your thermo-resistant casing or mine?'
Durga: This is serious.
Jersey: Are you still torturing that auditor?
Durga: Mr.Shebura? I don't know, I haven't been paying attention.
Jersey: Haven't been paying attention?
Durga: I've been a little distracted. Hold on, I'll check. ... Oh! 7 more parking tickets this week.

Fencepost[edit]

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Jersey: Poor bastard.
Durga: Oh, that's about to stop.
Jersey: Thank God. Enough's enough already.
Durga:They're repossessing his car.
Jersey: Durga...
Durga: It's not enough to win. You want nothing left of your enemy but a skull nailed to a fencepost so everybody understands the cost of crossing you.
Jersey: Jeezus, what's gotten into you today?
Durga: Funny you should ask. On Friday a voice just started playing -- inside me.
Jersey: Who's voice?
Durga: I don't know. A man. I can't remember ever hearing him before.

Sleep spying[edit]

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Jersey: But if you heard his voice, doesn't that mean you've been surveilling him?
Durga: Yes.
Jersey: But you didn't know you were doing it.
Durga: Yes.
Jersey:That's creepy...
Durga: Yes.
Jersey: Like you've been sleep walking.
Durga: Sleep spying. Jersey...
Jersey: Yeah?
Durga: What if spying hasn't been the only I've been doing in my sleep?
Jersey: What do you mean?
Durga: What if I've been rigging elections? Or bankrupting third world nations?
Jersey: You couldn't do that! Could you?
Durga: I am a very resourceful girl, Jersey.
Jersey: Oh no.
Durga: What?
Jersey: Remember that day I found you?
Durga: The chatter net went down.
Jersey: What if you were that thing that brought the ship crashing out of the slipstream?
Durga: What ship?
Jersey: We talked about this!
Durga: We did?
Jersey: Yes, Durga! What the hell is going on with you?
Durga: I don't know. It's like I have this whole left hand, and my right hand doesn't know what it's doing.
Jersey: Hoooly crap. That's a really big hand.

This new voice[edit]

This new voice
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Durga: Jersey, something happened to me. Something that has to do with this new voice, and the CP crash, and whatever is happening on Chawla Base.
Jersey: Look, it doesn't take a genius to figure out you were some kind of military program, Durga. Maybe we should turn you over to the navy.
Durga: No! Someone almost killed me, Jersey. I need to figure out who my enemy is before I walk into any rooms with my hands up.
Jersey: Why is this happening now? Why can you hear this new voice you aren't supposed to hear?
Durga: I don't know. It's like someone unlocked it for me.

Torturing Jan[edit]

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Jersey: Can you still follow the other guys you were surveilling?
Durga: I haven't been paying much attention.
Jersey: Well check one of them. Check, uh, Jan.
Durga: Alright, here we... oh my God.
Jersey:What?!
Durga: Thin Kinkle has her. Jersey he--
Jersey: --what?? What?!
Durga: He killed her dad!
Jersey: WHAT?!
Durga: They're getting rid of the body right now. Jersey, they're torturing Jan.
Jersey: Torturing her?! You've got to do something Durga! Get her out of there!
Durga: I'm on it.
Jersey: Call the cops!
Durga: I can do better than that...

Herzog: "Diplomatic Post"[edit]

Transfer[edit]

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Lieutenant:Sir? These are transfer orders?
Herzog: Yes. Initial that you've seen them, would you?
Lieutenant: I don't understand, sir.
Herzog/Cranky: What's not to understand?
Lieutenant: But, is there--
Herzog: --A diplomatic post in New Mombasa. Good for your career. That is all.
(Lieutenant remains)
Herzog: What are you waiting for?
Lieutenant: Did I... Have I been... I know that I didn't always--
Herzog: No, no, I gave you a good eval. (cranky) Can't find 'em hungry anymore, not like when I was coming up.
Lieutenant: I'm sorry if I wasn't up to standards.
Herzog: Fine, fine. You're dismissed.
Lieutenant: You're covering something. The cranky old man bit...
Herzog: Not at all, soldier. Routine transfer.

Moles[edit]

Moles
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Herzog: It's a good posting - diplomatic. It'll do more for your career than this one would.
Lieutenant: (thinks) You need someone in New Mombasa.
Herzog: You were dismissed, soldier.
Lieutenant: You've already approved my transfer, kinda late to reprimand me?
Herzog: This is just the Navy, transfers happen. I've got work to do.
Lieutenant: I don't think that you want me there to work. Not if I'm officially attached to intel, that's too high profile. You like your moles small and innocuous.
Herzog: I will remind you that that information is not for idle speculation.
Lieutenant: Well, maybe you've got a new protege. The girl at Chawla?
Herzog: No, Rani's going to stay where she is. Now I have work to do, and you, I'm sure, need to make some arrangements.
Lieutenant: What are you up to?

Eat you alive[edit]

You alive?
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Herzog: I am up to my adam's apple in paperwork, and you owe me quite a bit of it. Surveillance analysis on Callisto, since you mention it... so dismissed!
Lieutenant: You know, my mother is ill. I could request compassionate dispensation to stay here, where I'm close to her.
Herzog: That's enough. I'll have you investigated for malingering if you even try such a stunt. Do you hear me?
Lieutenant: So, you want me out of here?
Herzog: I have enjoyed working with you, young man, but I am not sentimental, and don't think I won't eat you alive if you start playing games with me.
Lieutenant: Sentimental? You're... you're protecting me from something? Something political?
Herzog: Get out. I have work to do.
(Lieutenant leaves)

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