I love bees

This article contains information of dubious canonicity. While not officially established as fully non-canonical, certain aspects of the subject may not be part of the official Halo canon.

"ILoveBees" redirects here. For both the blog and the website, see I Love Bees (Blog) and I Love Bees (website).

i love bees is an alternate reality game developed by 4orty2wo Entertainment used for the marketing of Halo 2. During the summer of 2004, the website www.ilovebees.com was used as a publicity site for Halo 2, with the site being pointed to by an advertisement for the game played alongside movie trailers. Ostensibly a beekeeper's personal site, the server appeared to have been taken over by an unstable AI whose thoughts were found scattered on the site. Players would interact with this AI and help her return to the future and save the world from the Halo Array.

Gameplay

Players wait at a payphone.

On July 23, 2004, Halo fans saw a flickering URL in the Halo 2 Cinematic Trailer that led them to a website that appeared at first glance to be hacked. A message on the frontpage directed viewers to the blog of a girl named Dana Awbrey. Dana claimed that she built the ilovebees site for her Aunt Margaret and recently her site got in this bizarre state and asks if anyone could help her. Dana more or less acted as a narrator in the game, describing events for people who missed the action.

The frontpage had a counter counting down to July 27, 2004 (when "network throttling [would] erode"), August 10, 2004 (when "this medium [would] metastasize"), and August 24, 2004 (at 8:06 A.M., when it would be "wide-awake and physical") By the end of the game, there was a counter counting down to the day the Covenant will attack Earth. The website fell off the Internet in 2015.

On August 10, a list of GPS coordinates with times were added to the site's Links page, along with a countdown to "Axons go hot." With the exception of one leading to the Pacific Ocean, all of the coordinates led to payphones. On August 24, the countdown ended as it reached the first set time. People who answered the payphones (the "axons") at the scheduled times spoke to a recording of the AI and were asked basic questions about the character. If answered correctly, an audio clip would be released and a number would be added to a counter on the Website. The audio clips, when threaded together, formed an audio drama about characters in the Halo universe. As the number reached 777, the AI, now played by a voice actor instead of a recording, began interacting with players through the payphones.

The AI would ask for their name, rank, and proof that they were human. Players would provide their usernames, choose ranks, and improvise proof (e.g. joking, singing). Their names were added to the site, crediting them for activating the axons.

After the game was over, players were invited to go on a "training mission," which was actually a chance to play Halo 2 multiplayer before its release. Various sites around America were used to host the event, including movie theaters and malls. Players were told to say the phrase "The Operator left a message for me." to gain access to the event. Unfortunately, several of the hosts were unaware of i love bees and thought it was just a Halo 2 event, disappointing many fans. At each event, players were given DVDs containing all of the i love bees audio files, as well as deleted material and screenshots from the site.

Story Synopsis

Main article: I Love Bees Synopsis

In 2552, an alien artifact splits up the UNSC AI Melissa into three parts. One part stays in 2552, has amnesia and is named Durga. The other two parts, the Operator and the Sleeping Princess, are sent back in time to the website "I Love Bees". Also with the latter is a Trojan Horse AI ("The Seeker") sent by the Covenant as a spy. The Operator falsely believes the Sleeping Princess is the Trojan Horse, and tries to kill her. Participants in the ARG would communicate with the Operator and the Sleeping Princess to learn details of the plot, forming different factions for either character.

Players allied with the Operator were required to go to certain payphones at certain times to answer calls from the character. Persons who answered the calls needed to show they were part of the game by answering basic questions (e.g. “What's my name?”), after which parts of an audio drama were made available on the site. Later calls were performed by a voice actor playing the Operator, with whom players engaged in role play.

The audio drama consists of recordings taken by Durga in 2552, explaining what's going on in the future. Durga is taken in by a boy named Jersey, who realizes he has “God's own spyware” and uses her to spy on the hot girl in the building, Jan. In doing so, it comes to light that her family is a lot more interesting than first apparent. Durga goes on to spy on several other people she finds interesting and eventually assembles them into her “crew”. She takes her crew to a military base to deactivate the alien artifact, which will potentially keep the Halo Array from activating, and the action causes the AI fragments to return to the future and merge back together into Melissa. It seems like everyone will live happily ever, but then the Covenant invade Earth as Halo 2 begins.

Appearances

Characters Aaron Lewis (First mentioned) Aiden Maki Avi (First appearance) Bakri Omari-Muengue (First mentioned) Benji Wong (First mentioned) Beth Collingwood (First appearance) Billy-Jay (First mentioned) Bonita Morelli Brad (First appearance) Bradley (First appearance) Cammie (First appearance) Catherine Halsey (Mentioned only) Dale (First mentioned) Darin (First mentioned) Delvecchio (First mentioned) Dorking (First appearance) Dwayne (First mentioned) Eleanor (First appearance) Forihoff Frank (First mentioned) Frannie (First mentioned) Gene Lindsey (First appearance) George Shebura (First appearance) Gilly (First appearance) Gladys Wilson (First appearance) Gobi (First mentioned) Greene (First appearance) Gupta Singh (First mentioned) Guy (First mentioned) Herbert (First appearance) Herzog (First appearance) Hiroyuki (First appearance) Isabelle (First appearance) Itchy (First mentioned) James James (First appearance) Jane Shebura (First appearance) Janet Adams (First mentioned) Janissary James Jason Morelli (First appearance) Jason Pope (First appearance) Jersey Morelli (First appearance) John-117 (Mentioned only) John Lee Peacock (First appearance) Kale (First mentioned) Kamal Zaman (First appearance) Keith Collingwood (First mentioned) Kevin Morales (First appearance) Lawson (First appearance) Leah Sobeck (First appearance) Leona Philpot Linda Shebura (First appearance) Maggie (First mentioned) Marty (First appearance) McKaskill (First appearance) McKenzie (First mentioned) Monster Ann (First appearance) Morales (First appearance) Pallas Athena (First appearance) Paolo (First appearance) Pete (First appearance) Nick (First appearance) R. Carmi (First appearance) Ray (First mentioned) Rani Sobeck (First appearance) Standish (First appearance) Steve (First mentioned) Sarah-John Pope (First appearance) Seeker (First appearance) Selene Jefferson (First mentioned) Sentry 129 (First appearance) Simon Brown (First mentioned) Sophia Bossedon The Dog (First appearance) Thin Kinkle Tommy Sobeck (First appearance) Trisha (First mentioned) Unidentified lieutenant (First appearance) Unidentified Marine officer (First appearance) Unidentified police officer (First appearance) Unidentified waitress (First appearance) Yasmine Zaman Melissa Operator/Queen Sleeping Princess Durga Species Human Organizations Bergen County Emergency Center (First appearance) Berkeley Police Department (First appearance) Boston Emergency (First appearance) Covenant Crystal Security (First appearance) Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service (First appearance) Optican (Mentioned only) Spaceways (First mentioned) Spartan 1.1 faction (First appearance) Team Jersey (First appearance) Unified Earth Government Ministry of Education (First mentioned) Chatter Protocol Authority (First appearance) United Nations Space Command UNSC Marine Corps UNSC Navy Naval Special Warfare Command Orbital Drop Shock Troopers SPARTAN-II program Office of Naval Intelligence ONI Signal Corps (First appearance) ORION Project ONI Section Zero ONI Section Three UNSC Special Forces Unit 216 (First appearance) Locations Coral Crystal (First mentioned) Epsilon Eridani system Reach (Mentioned only) Eridanus system Eridanus II (Mentioned only) Harmony (First mentioned) Hellespont system Troy Lambda Serpentis system Jericho VII (Mentioned only) Mamore (First mentioned) Minister (First mentioned) Sol system Earth Luna Africa Ethiopia (First mentioned) East African Protectorate Kenya New Mombasa (Mentioned only) Old Mombasa (Mentioned only) Chile (Mentioned only) Mongolia (Mentioned only) Switzerland (Mentioned only) United Republic of North America Apollonian Temple Casino Atlanta (Mentioned only) Baltimore (Mentioned only) Boston (First appearance) Boston Public Library (First appearance) Chawla Base (First appearance) Buffalo (Mentioned only) Harvard Square (Mentioned only) Harvard University (Mentioned only) Idaho (Mentioned only) Indiana (First mentioned) Jerry's Diner (First mentioned) Kentucky (First mentioned) Lickglider-Miller Cemetery (First appearance) McFarlane's (First mentioned) Pammy's (First mentioned) Mexico (Mentioned only) New Jersey (Mentioned only) Atlantic City (Mentioned only) Bergen County (First appearance) Paris 23 (First appearance) Kavetti's (First appearance) Newark (Mentioned only) New Orleans (Mentioned only) New York City Coney Island (Mentioned only) Manhattan (Mentioned only) Manhattan Station (First appearance) Hot 'n' Cold (First appearance) Sharfie's (First appearance) Stanford University (First mentioned) St. Louis (Mentioned only) Washington, D.C (Mentioned only) Capital City Station (First appearance) Jupiter Callisto (Mentioned only) Neptune (Mentioned only) Sigma Octanus system Sigma Octanus IV (Mentioned only)

Events Human-Covenant War Fall of Reach (Mentioned only) Insurrection (Indirect mention) Hundred Years War (Mentioned only) Thirty Years War (Mentioned only) World War II (Mentioned only) Weapons Assault rifle Cupid's Knife (First appearance) Hard sound rifle (First appearance) M6 series M6C magnum M6B magnum Sniper rifle Vehicles Capital ship (Mentioned only) Halcyon-class light cruiser UNSC Pillar of Autumn (Mentioned only) M808 Scorpion (Mentioned only) M12 Warthog (Mentioned only) Seraph (Mentioned only) Pelican (Mentioned only) Prowler UNSC Apocalypso (First appearance) UNSC Silberg (First mentioned) UNSC destroyer (Mentioned only) Yacht (Mentioned only) Technology and equipment Artificial intelligence Dumb AI Smart AI Chatter (First appearance) Deep-Space Artifact (First appearance) Flash cloning Genie Personal Assistant Halo Array (Mentioned only) Navy Sentinel (Mentioned only) Printer fabricator (First appearance) Roadware (First appearance) Space elevator Surveillance grid Miscellaneous Alt Burgundy (First mentioned) Asylum seeker (First mentioned) Black market Black Taxi (First appearance) Cognitive Impression Modeling Fifth Amendment (Mentioned only) Glassing Hyperforce (First mentioned) Kelorism (First appearance) Moons (First appearance) Navy Publication FM-973 (First mentioned) Packbus (First mentioned) PQI Slipstream space UNSC Navy Dress Uniform (Mentioned only)

Canon status

The issue of whether i love bees should be considered canon is somewhat complicated. In the Apocalypso Chat, the producers of i love bees say that Bungie allowed them to tell their own story, but offered certain suggestions regarding storytelling devices and corrected facets such as the original idea that ONI would hang traitors, which was changed to them being rendered permanently comatose. In October 2004, this was expanded on by Joseph Staten in an interview with halo.bungie.org, who, when asked if i love bees should be considered canon, said:

“

The Bees would not make the cut. Those guys basically did their own thing with very little Bungie input (save for massaging and approving the initial plot-treatment). While we helped define the boundaries of their fiction, we let them do what they thought best. And I think the game turned out great.

”

However, in July 28, 2006, Frank O'Connor mentioned the revised state of canon as applied to i love bees. In answering a question about how the Halo Graphic Novel expanded the Halo universe beyond the games and Bungie's overall plans for the universe, he said:

“

We're going to have this huge collection of canon and things that we embrace as canon, like I Love Bees and stuff like that.

”

This was shown in the graphic novel as two characters from i love bees, Herzog and Standish as well as events in the i love bees storyline in which they took place, are referenced in a canon image. Additionally, entities introduced in i love bees, including Optican, chatters, and communications kiosks, were later featured in Halo 3: ODST. The colony Mamore was mentioned prominently in promotional material for Halo: Reach. Finally, several key elements of i love bees, including Melissa, the UNSC Apocalypso,and the deep-space artifact are included in the officially canon Halo Encyclopedia (2009 edition) while the SPDR and Razorback appear in Halo Infinite, retconning previously existing canon to some degree. In 2011, Frank O'Connor again stated that i love bees is considered canon by 343 Industries.

Still, i love bees cannot be considered entirely canonical. Some elements of i love bees directly contradict more recent material of definite canon status, such as the time in which Tobias Fleming Shaw and Wallace Fujikawa were alive. Thus, i love bees could be considered canonical unless contradicted by more authoritative sources.

Trivia

• Players in the game referred to themselves as "beekeepers".
• Soon after i love bees became popular, someone bought the domain name www.ilovepees.com and auctioned it on eBay starting at $1000. The person claimed that whoever made it a redirect to their own site would receive a large amount of search traffic from players who typed the address incorrectly.
• A player tried to answer a live call in the middle of Hurricane Ivan. The staff member in charge of calls (Puppetmaster 2) broke character to tell him to run to safety: "Dude, it's a hurricane. Put the phone down."
• Yuri Lowenthal, voice of Kamal Zaman, is also the voice of the Prince in the Prince of Persia series, and Sasuke in the Naruto series. A piece of Kamal's dialog, "People think time is a river that flows in one direction, but time is an ocean." seems to be a deliberate reference to the Prince's "Some say time is like a river that flows swift and sure in one direction, but I have seen the face of time and I can tell you they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm."
• In the website's source code, the following search engine keywords were included: "honey, bees, Margaret, small busines, beekeeping, hives, retail, market, Operator, bug, buggy, virus, infestation, WTF is going on with this damn thing, parasite, strong intrusive inclination, medium, messages, shipwreck, network throttling, SOS, hoax, game, bee hoax, bee game, survivor, survive, evade, resist, escape, a little help would be appreciated, thanks and tip your waitress, sleep, is, good, install, reinstall, re-reinstall, re-re-reinstall, I, love, bees". Though in-universe Dana put them in for her own amusement, some of the keywords explain that it is a work of fiction, such as "bee hoax".

Gallery

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  i love bees DVD menu.

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  The DVD

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  i love bees players sneaked a banner for their i love bees team into a real life political event.

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  The passcard to get into the Chicago event

See also

• i love bees Credits
• I Love Bees Axon Clips
• Cortana Letters
• Transmissions
• Iris

External links

Starting points Those wishing to read more about the i love bees ARG should visit the I Love Bees Wiki, especially: Summary of events The Puzzles Dana and Margaret Speculative story so far The game - i love bees in 42 Entertainment's portfolio The i love bees weblog

Fan sites NetNinja i love bees resources theBruce's ilovebees Compilations and fanfiction retelling Guide to 'Haunted Apiary - Let Op!' I Love Bees on TV Tropes Communities discussing the game Unfiction forum Bungie.net forum thread An IRC channel devoted to discussing the ARG Press coverage First and second Slashdot articles. Wired article "I Love Bees" Nominated for a Webby Award G4 show on the game - WMV file.