Michael Crespo/Quotes

Campaign Quotes

• "Hey, where's the fight at?"
  -Beginning of Kizingo Boulevard, to a squad of Marines retreating from a Wraith.
• "Sure! As long as I get to drive the tank!"
  -In response to an order given in Kizingo Boulevard.
• "If anybody's gonna blow this place, it's gonna be me!" -When Dutch and Mickey are told to destroy the ONI Alpha Site.
• "Let him go tell his buddies the bad news."
• "I'm gonna rip out your heart and show it to your dying eyes!"
• "Dutch, you dumbass, get in the Pelican!" - When you stall to get into the Pelican on ONI Alpha Site.
• "Fast, silent, deadly." -When you assassinate an enemy.
• "My vote, hold up, wait for backup."

Situational Responses

• "I killed him in the face!" -When scoring a headshot.
• "Right between the eyes!" -When scoring a headshot.
• "Bullet, meet head. Head, meet bullet." -When scoring a headshot.
• "Enjoy the extra nose hole!" -When scoring a headshot.
• "That's a stain that won't go away!" -When landing a plasma grenade throw.
• "What now little aliens?" -After killing a Brute Captain.
• "Zing!" -When scoring a headshot.
• "You guys must be the Covenant B-team" -When scoring a multi-kill.
• "Get stuck, BEEATCH!" -When sticking an enemy.
• "Not good." -When stuck or betraying a teammate.
• "Don't kill me!" -When stuck.
• "That was a massacre! No, a slaughter! It was a massacre slaughter kill!" -When you get a double kill on ONI Alpha Site. (same line from Halo 3)
• "Maybe we could talk this out" -When stuck.
• "Oh goddammit-" -When stuck.
• "Your mama never loved ya and she dresses you funny." -IWHBYD skull may be needed.
• "It's the gift that keeps giving!" -When multiple enemies are killed with an explosive.
• "Is that all you bloody got?" -IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "Sorry, buddy." -When pausing to look at a dead Grunt.
• "You will cease to live very soon!" - When throwing a grenade.
• "I'm about to end your life!"
• "I saw my life flash before me. It sucked."