Michael Crespo/Quotes

Campaign

Prepare to Drop

• "The Navy put up a good fight." - Onboard the UNSC Say My Name, commenting on the Battle of Earth, seen on a holo-table.
• "What the hell kind of armor was she wearing?" - to Romeo, after seeing Captain Dare and her armor.
• "Oh, brother..." - To himself, after Buck tells the squad that Dare is taking over the command of the squad.
• "We're way off course!" - Inside his SOEIV, after Dare changes the team's landing coordinates.
• "But we're gonna miss the carrier!" - To Dare, who tells him they are going exactly where she needs to be.
• "Covenant just set off a nuke?!" - After Dutch reports radiation in the area, which is actually from the carrier's Slipspace rupture.

Kizingo Boulevard

• "Hey, where's the fight at?" - In the streets of New Mombasa, to a squad of Marines retreating from a Zurdo-pattern Wraith.
• "Son of a gun!" - After narrowly escaping from a Plasma Mortar shot, but hit in the head by a barrel from the explosion the mortar made.
• "Wait for me!" - To the squad of Marines, one of them telling him to get out of the way.
• "Sure! As long as I get to drive the tank!" - After a Marine tells him to get to the Rally Point.
• "Dutch! What are you doing up there?!" - To Dutch, near the Rally Point.
• "We got any heavy weapons for that Wraith?" - At the Rally Point, under fire from a Wraith.
• "My vote? Hold up, wait for back up." - To Dutch, after clearing the area and discussion with Dutch.
• "Aw nuts..." - In response to Dutch's comment about being overruled.

ONI Alpha Site

• "Hey, you wanna do this? Be my guest. But this, ain't a job you wanna rush." - To Dutch, who tells him to hurry up, said as he arms a detonator on the bridge leading to the ONI facility Alpha Site.
• "Come on, tough guy, we gotta blow this bridge." - To Dutch, after arming the last charge at the middle of the bridge.
• "Dutch, arm the other charges!" - To Dutch, telling him to arm the last two charges.
• "Forget about 'em, we got explosives to set!" - To Dutch, who looks back at the assaulting Wraiths.
• "Follow me, arm the charges!" - To Dutch.
• "Dutch, ignore those tanks!" - If the player, as Dutch, fights the advancing Covenant troops.
• "I got this one, Dutch, you do the rest!" - If the player walks past the first charge.
• "Great, I got to do everything myself?" - If the player walks past the second charge.
• "That's the last one Dutch! Everyone, behind those barriers, bridge is set to blow!" - To the group, after the last two charges are armed.
• "Watchtower Dutch, get up there and pull the trigger!" - If the player doesn't climb up the ladder leading to the watchtower.
• "What's the hold up, Dutch? Blow this sucker sky high!" - If the player doesn't trigger the charges using the laptop.
• "Woo-hoo! Yeah! That's the way!" - Enthusiastically, as the bridge leading to ONI Alpha Site detonates, killing all Covenant troops on it.
• "Aw man, Covenant landing on the other side of the wall!" - Said as the NMPD officers and remaining Marines enter ONI Alpha Site's courtyard.
• "C'mon Dutch, those cops aren't going to last long against Brutes! - If the player doesn't go under the wall leading to the courtyard.
• "Over here Dutch, into the tunnel, under the wall!" - If the player still doesn't follow the group into the courtyard.
• "Go, Dutch! We gotta keep the Covenant away from that building." - To Dutch, as they enter the courtyard, encountering Covenant troops, including a pair of Hunters.
• "More Phantoms, look sharp!" - During the fight in the courtyard.
• "Dutch, inside the building! Now!" - To Dutch, as the survivors enter the ONI facility.
• "Wait, what? More explosives?" - Inside the facility, after hearing a Police Sergeant ordering Officers to arm more detonators.
• "The only thing I don't like, is that our butts are currently inside this facility." - After Sergeant tells him and Dutch they can "jump [their] butts back into orbit" if they don't want to follow the orders of detonating the building.
• "Dutch, scan right!" - To Dutch, during the fight inside the facility.
• "They're pouring into the left!" - To the group during the fight.
• "Right side, Dutch!" - To Dutch, who uses a turret to clear the area.
• "That's the last of 'em Dutch, come back to my position!" - To Dutch, as the fight inside the facility comes to an end.
• "Alright, that's it. Transfer the detonation codes to my COM. If anyone's takin' this place out, it's gonna be me." - After an officer arrives in an elevator, telling the group there are enough detonators to blow the building twice.
• "I love blowing crap up Dutch, but this situation sucks." - To Dutch, as they ascend to the building's rooftop. Only heard with IWHBYD Skull activated.
• "Finally, a good reason to blow this building up!" - When a Police officer tells Dutch the city's underground tunnels are filled with Drones.
• "There's our ride! Go! Go! Go!" - To Dutch, after clearing the rooftop of Covenant troops.
• "Let's get outta here Dutch come on! - If the player doesn't board the Pelican.
• "Building's lost. Nothing more we can do." - If the player still doesn't board the Pelican.
• "Dutch, I thought you wanted to leave." - If the player doesn't board the Pelican after the previous quote.
  • Or, with IWHBYD Skull activated: "Dutch, you dumbass, get aboard!"
• "Sure do!" - In response to the Police Officer onboard the Pelican, who asks do they know a Gunnery Sergeant named Buck.
• "This day ain't turnin' out so bad after all!" - Said as the Pelican zooms away from the exploding facility.

NMPD HQ

• "Welcome aboard, ladies! First stop: anywhere but here!" - To Buck and Romeo, as their Pelican lands on one of the many landing pads located near the rooftop of the NMPD headquarters.
• "Gunny, we've moved one of those construction cranes — made a bridge to our location." - Through radio to Buck, who fights numerous Covenant troops with Romeo to get to the Pelican's crash site.
• "Not for long, Phantoms inbound!" - After Dutch reports their current status to Buck, saying except for the pilots, the rest of them are fine.
• "We're gonna get you outta here." - To Romeo, who gets badly injured by a Brute Chieftain's gravity hammer.

Kikowani Station

• "Gunny...you're gonna wanna see this." - To Buck through COM, after scouting inside Kikowani Station.
• "This means we're screwed, right?" - to Buck, who arrives in his location after filling Romeo's wound with Biofoam at the station's entrance.
• "Gunny, I can fly a Pelican, but a Phantom? It's been years since I even ran a simulation!" - To Buck, who gestures him that he will pilot a Phantom to get the four ODSTs out of the city.
• "Gunny, more of those floating squids. Should we smoke 'em?" - To Buck as they draw close to the docked Phantom.
• "Here comes nothing!" - Said as he enters the Phantom's troop bay through the Gravity lift.
• "Ugh, cabin secure. Flight controls read green across the board...well, purple, but she's good to go...I think." - To Buck, after killing the Phantom's pilot.
• "On my way." - Said as he flies the Phantom to Romeo and Dutch.
• "All set back there?" - To Romeo and Dutch, who mans the Plasma Cannons located at the Phantom's side.
• "I bet the Captain would have knew." - To Buck, who reports that there are many Covenant at the Slipspace crater. Only available if the player, as Buck, flies up to the top of the station.
• "Head through the tunnel Gunny. Go on Gunny take the lead! Everyone watch their elbows, its gonna be a tight squeeze." - To Buck, as they enter a tunnel.
• "I don't think it actually says that, Dutch." - Doubtfully to Dutch's comment that good book says payback's a bitch.
• "Damn! Covenant must've locked the door to the next area. I see an override switch Gunny. Hang on, I'll set a beacon." - In front of a locked tunnel door.
• "We're stuck here until you open that door, Gunny!" - If the player stalls outside the locked door.
• "Roger that, following your lead." - After Buck opens the locked door manually.
• "Gunny, another locked door, hit the override." - To Buck, in front of another locked door.
• "Damn, door's jammed. Must've lost power." - After Buck presses the override, but only a small door opens.
• "Gunny, check the far end of the tunnel, might be a back up generator." - To Buck, who clears the tunnel of Covenant troops.
• "I bet there's a generator right here! Let me place a beacon." - If the player stalls inside the tunnel.
• "That did it! Door's open." - After Buck opens the door manually.
• "Head into the tunnel, before another one shows up." - After Buck destroys a Scarab blocking their way to the city's exit.

Coastal Highway

• "Sky's kind of crowded, Gunny." - To Buck, who reunites with Dare and the Rookie in the Superintendent's core and has return to surface for extraction.
• "Have to reroute, Gunny, the whole damn city's on fire!" - To Buck, who asks for his ETA.
• "Whoo-yeah! Line 'em up, boys!" - Said as the captured Phantom enters Uplift Nature Reserve's entrance, also where Buck, Dare, the Rookie and their assest, an Engineer that absorbed Vergil, are holding their position at.
• "Aw, come on! I don't want one of those things in here!" - To Buck, who tells him the Engineer is joining him in the Phantom's cockpit. Last line said in Campaign.

Gameplay Quotes

• "That was a massacre! No, a slaughter! It was a massacre slaughter kill!" -When the player gets a double kill.
• "Watch it, Benedict Arnold!" - Rare, IWHBYD possibly needed. When attacked by player.
• "Is that all you bloody got?" - IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "Hey! I thought we were friends." - When attacked by the player.
• "That hurt! ...and my feelings, too." - When attacked by the player.
• "I... loved him!" - When the player kills a fellow ally.
• "Let him go tell his buddies the bad news."
• "Sorry, buddy." -When pausing to look at a dead Grunt.
• "I'm gonna rip out your heart and show it to your dying eyes!"
• "I know, I have beautiful eyes, right?" - Rare, IWHBYD possibly needed. When the player stares at Mickey closely for a while.
• "Look out! Banshee!" - When seeing a Banshee while retreating to the side of bridge.
• "Banshee is comin' down!" - When seeing Dutch makes an immediate kill to Banshee.
• "See Dutch? This is what happened when you do quick kill" - After player kills drones quickly while the elevator is halfway up to the top floor on ONI Alpha Site.
• "Hehey, you really want to trade. Okay, but no one can accuse me for it. Okay?" - When player trade weapons with Mickey.
• "He got covered, let it go! We got them back" - When Mickey saw Brutes gets cornered and take cover.
• "He's trapped!" - When Mickey saw Brute was trapped.
• "There he is!" - When spotting enemy hiding.

Firefight Quotes

• "I killed him in the face!" -When scoring a headshot.
• "Right between the eyes!" -When scoring a headshot.
• "Bullet, meet head. Head, meet bullet." -When scoring a headshot.
• "Enjoy the extra nose hole!" -When scoring a headshot.
• "That's a stain that won't go away!" -When landing a plasma grenade throw.
• "What now, little aliens?" -After killing a Brute Captain.
• "Zing!" -When scoring a headshot.
• "You guys must be the Covenant B-team" -When scoring a multi-kill.
• "Get stuck, BEEATCH!" -When sticking an enemy.
• "Not good." -When stuck or betraying a teammate.
• "Don't kill me!" -When stuck.
• "Maybe we could talk this out" -When stuck.
• "Oh goddammit-" -When stuck.
• "Your mama never loved ya and she dresses you funny." -IWHBYD skull may be needed.
• "It's the gift that keeps giving!" -When multiple enemies are killed with an explosive.
• "You will cease to live very soon!" - When throwing a grenade.
• "I'm about to end your life!"
• "I'm gonna introduce my foot to your colon!"
• "I saw my life flash before me. It sucked."
• "I throw like a girl!" - When throwing a grenade. (rare)
• "How did you ever get off your planet?" - When killing multiple enemies in a row.
• "Fast, silent, deadly." - After assassinating an enemy.
• "Cover me, reloading!" - When goes to cover while reloading.
• "Ha-Ha!" - When throwing Anti-Personel Grenade in surprise.
• "Swapping magz!'
• "Cover me, reloading"
• "Blind spot!" - Headshotting Brute by meleeing its head.
• "On my last mag" - On his last mag, usually rare when he add it with sarcastic laugh.
• "Use the crosswalk, jackass!" - When splattering an enemy with a vehicle.