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'''<font color="white"><center>k4karnage</center></font>'''
'''<font color="white"><center>k4karnage</center></font>'''
'''<font color="silver"><center>Kilo-Three-Zero</center></font>'''
'''<font color="silver"><center>Kilo-Three-Zero</center></font>'''
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'''<center>[[User:K4/IRC|<font color="blue">IRC Quotes</font>]]''' <font color="white">|</font> '''<font color="blue">Awards</font>''' <font color="white">|</font> '''[[User:K4/Quotes|<font color="blue">Mannerisms</font>]]</center>'''
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<big><font face="eurostile">This User, K4, will no longer be activly participating in Halopedia's social ring. He has moved into [[halofanon:User:K4|Halo Fanon]] and will reside there untill further notice. K4 will use Halopedia as a canon/history refrence, and may show up every now and then, but full time participation in the Social area of halopedia is now recinded.<br>
[[Image:1223676329 1223536135.jpg|800px|A New Hero. A New Campaign.]]
K4 wishes to thank all those who supported him and/or were friends of his.</font></big>


[[User:K4|<font color="#202020">BlacK</font>]][[User talk:K4|<font color="blue">arnagE</font>]][[halofanon:SPARTAN-141|<font color="gray">nigmA</font>]] 18:12, 8 December 2008 (UTC)


 
Below are other ways of contacting him aside from Halo Fanon.
'''[[Halo 3: Recon|<font color="white">PREPARE TO DROP</font>]]'''
 
[[Video:Halo 3: Keep It Clean|300px|left]][[Video:Halo 3: Recon - Announcement Trailer|300px|right]]
 
 
 
<---'''Teaser Trailer'''
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
'''Announcement Trailer'''--->
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{{Human Character Infobox
|name=k4karnage
|image= [[Image:Rage single.jpg|450px]]
|homeworld= [[Earth]]
|birth=1991
|death= N/A
|rank=[[Captain]]
|gender=Male
|height=5'11" (Last verified 6/22/08)
|weapons= [[BR55HB SR Battle Rifle|BR55HB-SR]], [[MA5C Individual Combat Weapon System|MA5C ICWS]], [[M90 Close Assault Weapon System|M90A CAWS]], [[M7/Caseless Submachine Gun|M7 Caseless SMG]], 2 x [[Type-25 Directed Energy Rifle]]s, [[Type-25 Carbine|Type-25 "Spiker" Carbine]]
|equipment= [[Bubble Shield]], [[Regenerator]], [[Power Drain]], [[Radar Jammer]], [[TR/9 Antipersonnel Mine]]
|vehicles=[[Warthog|M12 LRV "Warthog"]] w/ [[M41 Light Anti-Aircraft Gun|M41 LAAG]], [[Type-32 Rapid Assault Vehicle]], [[M274 Mongoose Ultra-Light All-Terrain Vehicle]], [[Attack VTOL-14 Hornet]]
|hair= Brown
|eyes= Hazel
|cyber=
|era=21st Century
|types=Field Officer
|notable=Exellent marksman, commented many times on being an "artist" with the BR55HB-SR, is an proficient CQB fighter and specialises in fast air and ground vehicles.
|affiliation=[[UNSC Marine Corps]]
}}
{{Quote|I am SPARTAN 117 of borg, I will kick your ass and assimilate what is left.|SPARTAN-117 of Borg}}
{{Quote|I am 10 year old Halo fanboy of Borg. You will be bitched at.|(In response to the above statement.)}}
 
This is [[United Nations Space Command|UNSC]] [[SPARTAN-II Program|SPARTAN-K30]], Serial ID: 86142-4493-KD. <choose>
<option><font color=white>[[Gravemind|I am a monument to all your sins.]]</option></font>
<option><font color=white>[[Avery Junior Johnson|I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine or a giant hula-hoop; I'm not gonna let them have it!]]</option></font>
<option><font color=white>[[Jacob Keyes|Coming here was reckless! You know better than this... Thanks.]]</option></font>
<option><font color=white>[[wikipedia:7_deadly_sins|I am the rage and the bile and the ferocity!]]</option></font>
<option><font color=white>[[wikipedia:Napolean_Bonaparte|I am the prince and the fool and the agony!]]</option></font>
<option><font color=white>[[wikipedia:Lucifer|I am the sin and the fear and the darkness!]]</option></font>
<option><font color=white>|[[uncyclopedia:Borg|The above quotes are friggin hilarious!]]</option></font>
</choose>
 
 
What up all, I am of course '''k4karnage''', which happens to be my [[Multiplayer|Gamertag]] as well. I am currently a [[Captain (Halo 3)|Captain, Grade 2]] in [[Halo 3]] and hope to become a [[Colonel (Halo 3)|Colonel]] soon. I am usually found playing between 0800 PST to 1230 PST. I play a variety of games, including [[Team Slayer]], [[Team Objective]], [[Team Doubles]], [[Rumble Pit]], [[Big Team Battle]], [[DLC Slayer]], and, more recently, [[Team SWAT]].
 
 
== Halo 3 Sevice Record ==
*[http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/Default.aspx?player=k4karnage <font color="blue">'''Kilo-Three-Zero''' (K30) Complete Service Viate</font>]
**'''Highest [[Skill (Halo 3)|Skill]]:''' 23
**'''Highest [[EXP]]:''' 224
**'''EXP Penalties:''' <font color="red">-32</font>
**'''Lifetime EXP:''' 256
***'''Kill per Death Ratio ''(Ranked)''''': 0.88
***'''Kill per Death Ratio ''(Social)''''': 0.96
**'''Current [[Rank (Halo 3 Multiplayer)|Rank]]:''' Captain, Grade 2
***Promoted: 22 March, 2008
Rank Insignia: [[Image:Captain-gr2.gif]]
 
 
I have been playing Halo 3 since Sept. 25th, 2007, the release date. I have the [[Collector's Edition]], which Microsoft politely returned on Jan. 5th, due partly to the ammount of hate mail i sent them. So, if you want a good partner for a team game, or want to go head-2-head, i will most likely accept. I intend on retireing from Matchmaking after i reach [[Colonel (Halo 3)|Colonel]]; Grade 1. I may continue to play after that, but i will not be doing it as much or to get any new ranks. However, i can be perswaded to reach [[Brigadier (Halo 3)|Brigadier]]; Grade 1. Hopefully, though, i won't rise trough the ranks TOO quickly. You can usually find me either in [[Forge]], [[Matchmaking]], or [[Custom Games]].
 
http://halo3.junk.ws/sig/k4karnage/2127.png<br>
''(Unfortunatly, this signature/statistics display only has information from Ranked playlists, but the [http://halo3.junk.ws/statistics/gamertag/k4karnage here] is a link to my complete stats record.)''
 
{{Gamertag Userbox 2|k4karnage}}{{Halo3 Captain2}}
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<center>My fave Halo 3 stuff:
 
*'''Weapons'''</center>
 
[[MA5C Individual Combat Weapon System]] - [[Image:Sm_h3_Assault_Rifle.gif|Assault Rifle]]
 
[[BR55HB SR Battle Rifle]] - [[Image:Sm_h3_Battle_Rifle.gif|Battle Rifle]]
 
[[M90 Close Assault Weapon System]] - [[Image:Sm_h3_Shotgun.gif|Shotgun]]
 
[[M7/Caseless Submachine Gun]] - [[Image:H3 s m g sm.gif|SMG]]
 
[[Type-25 Directed Energy Rifle]] - [[Image:Sm_h3_Plasma_Rifle.gif|Plasma Rifle]]
 
[[Type-25 Carbine]] - [[Image:H3_spiker_sm.gif|Spiker]]
 
[[Type-1 Antipersonnel Grenade]] - [[Image:H3 plasma grenade sm.gif|Sticky]]
 
[[M9 High-Explosive Dual-Purpose Grenade]] - [[Image:H3 frag grenade sm.gif|Frag]]
 
[[Type-52 Pistol]] - [[Image:H3 mauler sm.gif|Mauler]]
 
[[Type-25 Grenade Launcher]] - [[Image:H3 brute shot sm.gif|Brute Shot]]
 
 
<center>
*'''Vehicles'''</center>
 
[[Warthog|M12 "Warthog" Light Reconnaissance Vehicle]] - [[Image:Sm_h3_Warthog.gif|'Hog]]
 
[[Type-32 Rapid Assault Vehicle|Type-32 "Ghost" Rapid Assault Vehicle]] - [[Image:H3 ghost sm.gif|Ghost]]
 
[[M274 Mongoose Ultra-Light All-Terrain Vehicle|M274 "Mongoose" Ultra-Light All-Terrain Vehicle]] - [[Image:H3 mongoose sm.gif|Mongoose]]
 
[[M12G1 Warthog Light Anti-Armor Vehicle|M12G1 "Gauss Warthog" Light Anti-Armor Vehicle]]
 
[[Attack VTOL-14 Hornet|Attack-VTOL 14 "Hornet"]]
 
 
<center>
*'''Equipment'''
 
[[Bubble Shield]]
 
[[Deployable Cover]]
 
[[Power Drain]]
 
[[Radar Jammer]]
 
[[Regenerator]]
 
[[TR/9 Antipersonnel Mine|Trip Mine]]
 
 
*'''Camapign Levels'''
 
'''[[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]]''' (#2)<br>
''<sup><font color="silver">"Clear the base, whatever it takes."</font></sup>''
 
'''[[The Storm (Level)|The Storm]]''' (#4)<br>
''<sup><font color="silver">"Reclaim the city. Make a hole."</font></sup>''
 
'''[[Floodgate (Level)|Floodgate]]''' (#5)<br>
''<sup><font color="silver">"Stop the Infestation, Find Cortana."</font></sup>''
 
'''[[The Ark (Level)|The Ark]]''' (#6)<br>
''<sup><font color="silver">"Search the waste for the Cartographer."</font></sup>''
 
'''[[Halo (Halo 3 Level)|Halo]]''' (#9)<br>
''<sup><font color="silver">"Light the Ring. Destroy the Flood."</font></sup>''
 
 
*'''Multiplayer Levels'''
 
[[Avalanche (Level)|Avalanche]]<br>
<sup><font color="silver">Legendary Map Pack</font></sup>
 
[[Blackout (Level)|Blackout]]<br>
<sup><font color="silver">Legendary Map Pack</font></sup>
 
[[Foundry (Level)|Foundry]]<br>
<sup><font color="silver">Heroic Map Pack</font></sup>
 
[[High Ground (Level)|High Ground]]<br>
<sup><font color="silver">H3 Beta Maps (Public)/Shipped Maps</font></sup>
 
[[Last Resort (Level)|Last Resort]]<br>
<sup><font color="silver">H3 Beta Maps (Internal)/Shipped Maps</font></sup>
 
[[Narrows (Level)|Narrows]]<br>
<sup><font color="silver">Shipped Maps</font></sup>
 
[[Rat's Nest (Level)|Rat's Nest]]<br>
<sup><font color="silver">Heroic Map Pack</font></sup>
 
[[Sandtrap (Level)|Sandtrap]]<br>
<sup><font color="silver">Shipped Maps</font></sup>
 
[[Standoff (Level)|Standoff]]<br>
<sup><font color="silver">Heroic Map Pack</font></sup>
 
[[Valhalla (Level)|Valhalla]]<br>
<sup><font color="silver">H3 Beta Maps (Public)/Shipped Maps</font></sup>
</center>
 
== Bungie.net ==
I am a faithful user on [[Bungie.net]], the website for Halo's developer, [[Bungie Studios]].
My original account, [http://www.bungie.net/Account/profile.aspx?uid=2061218 k4karnage] was my main account untill Oct. 30th, when for some unknown reason, i was unable to log into that account anymore. I was hacked by a group destroyer a few months back, which is most likely the reason i cannot log into the account. That, or Achronos dosen't like me anymore. <font color="gray">''(*sniffle*)''</font> Anyways, i an now using this new account, [http://www.bungie.net/Account/profile.aspx?uid=4807885 BlacKarnagEnigma].<br>
I am a member of several groups, or Chapters, on B.net and post in them more than i do the Public Forums. I once was a major figure in the Halo 3 Forum, but due to the obvious buid up of spam leading to Halo 3's release date, i left and have since only posted in the Septagon. MUCH better maintained than the s--t-filled H3F, due to the fact that most of B.net's Forum Moderators hang out there, when there is nothing to be done in the Moderator/Administrator-Only chapter HFCS <font color="gray">''(Don't ask me what it means, i don't know)''</font>
 
<center><sub><font color="gray">''(Note to all group destroyers in the vicinity, i routinely change my account information at different times each month, so any information you have now is probably outdated.</font> <font color="green">'''HA!!!'''</font><font color="gray">)''</font></sub></center>
 
== Userboxes ==
Here are some of my userboxes:
 
'''Here's my userbox:'''
 
{{K4 Userbox}}{{clear}}
 
Copy and paste this code on your page if you want:
<nowiki>{{K4 Userbox}}</nowiki>
 
'''My Friend Userboxes'''
 
{{Blemo Friend Userbox}}{{CommanderTony Friend Userbox}}{{SJ Friend}}{{GPT Userbox}}{{RR Friend Userbox}}{{EliteSpartan Userbox}}{{Jolly W. Roberts}}{{clear}}{{Userbox
|id = [[Image:unscpilot_ID.jpg|45px]]
|id-c = black
|info = This user is a friend of [[User:Mr. Hammer|<font color="olivedrab">Mr. Hammer</font>]].
|info-c = silver
|info-fc = black
|border-c = black}}{{Halopediaman Userbox}}{{Chief frank 001 Friend Userbox}}{{RaZoRKillEr117 Userbox}}{{Spartan G-23 Friend 2}}
{{clear}}
 
 
'''Userboxes I Created'''
 
{{Beat Down Userbox}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{Beat Down Userbox}}</nowiki>
 
{{Halo 3 Battle Rifle Userbox|{{{1}}}}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{Halo 3 Battle Rifle Userbox|faveoritism here}}</nowiki>
 
{{TeamSWAT}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{TeamSWAT|like of dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{LoneWolves}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{LoveWolves|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{TeamSlayer}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{TeamSlayer|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{TeamObjective}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{TeamObjective|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{TeamDoubles}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{TeamDoubles|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{TeamControl}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{TeamControl|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{TeamHardcore}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{TeamHardcore|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{BigTeamBattle}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{BigTeamBattle|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{RumblePit}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{RumblePit|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{SocialSlayer}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{SocialSkirmish}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{SocialSkrimish|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{MultiTeam}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{MultiTeam|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{RocketRace}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{RocketRace|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{DLCSlayer}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{DLCSlayer|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{Grifball}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{Grifball|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{Infection}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{Infection|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{VIP}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{VIP|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{Territories}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{Territories|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{Assault}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{Assault|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{CTF}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{CTF|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{Juggernaut}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{Juggernaut|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{Oddball}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{Oddball|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{KotH}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{KotH|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
{{Slayer}}
{{clear}}
<nowiki>{{Slayer|like or dislike here}}</nowiki>
 
 
 
'''My other Userboxes:'''
 
{{IRCRegular}}{{ONI Spook Userbox}}{{Halo Truth Userbox}}{{UoH Userbox}}{{Custom Armour}}{{All Normal}}
{{All Heroic}}{{Halo 3 Legendary}}{{Halo CE Userbox}}{{Halo PC Userbox}}{{Halo 2 Userbox}}{{Halo 3 Userbox}}{{Halo 3 Preorder Userbox}}{{Skull Userbox 2|all|Halo 3}}{{MA5C Userbox|loves the}}{{Halo 3 Battle Rifle Userbox|has over 1,400 kills with }}{{SMG Userbox|never leaves home without}}{{M68 Gauss Cannon Userbox|once got a Sniper kill with}}{{Scarab Gun Userbox|owns a}}{{Plasma Grenade userbox|sticks people with}}{{Dual Wielding Userbox|can often be seen}}{{BruteShotuser|loves}}{{Radar Jammer Userbox|randomly tosses out}}{{Mongoose Userbox|loves to go crusin' in}}{{Scorpion Userbox|blows sh*t up in}}{{Chopper Userbox|loves to to randomly blow up}}{{Scarab Userbox|has a}}{{TeamSWAT|loves playing}}{{BigTeamBattle|rampages in}}{{RumblePit|likes a nice rough round of}}{{Infection|plays alot of}}{{Assault|like is almost never the bomb carrier in}}{{KotH|is always}}{{Slayer|is always up for a game of}}{{Halo 2 Vol2}}{{Userbox FoR}}{{Userbox TF}}{{Userbox FS}}{{Userbox GoO}}{{Halo: Contact Harvest}}{{Userbox HGN}}{{Metallica Fan}}{{Xbox360 Userbox}}{{300 viewer}}{{Stargate Userbox}}{{Lost TV Userbox}}{{User Male}}{{M4A1 Carbine Userbox|supports [[wikipedia:Gas-operated_reloading#Short_stroke|short-stroke gas piston]] conversions of}}{{FN P90 Userbox|pwns on CoD4 with}}{{Unfreakinbelievable Userbox}}{{USA Userbox}}{{GRAW Userbox}}{{Vegas player}}{{Mass Effect userbox}}{{Eagles Fan}}{{South Park userbox}}{{Halo 3 Beta Userbox}}{{School Userbox|the 12th(and final) grade}}{{Monster lover}}{{Coke Userbox}}{{Beat Down Userbox}}{{clear}}
 
Whew, that's a lotta Userboxes.
 
== Bungiepedia ==
I am also an avid user on [http://bungie.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page Bungiepedia], the Bungie Wikia, created by WhiteRaven and Foman123 of Bungie.net legend. My personal page, [http://bungie.wikia.com/wiki/K4karnage here], is where i spend some of my time. Mostly, i just edit for clarity and add some new pages and such.
 
 
== Contact, South Corridor! ==
Here are some ways to contact me if you ever want to:
<font color="gray">''(NOTE: Do so at your OWN risk!)''</font>


'''Myspace''': [http://www.myspace.com/karnagealamode http://www.myspace.com/karnagealamode]
'''Myspace''': [http://www.myspace.com/karnagealamode http://www.myspace.com/karnagealamode]


'''Bungie.net''': [http://www.bungie.net/Account/profile.aspx?uid=4807885 BlacKarnagEnigma]
'''Bungie.net''': [http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx?uid=2564460 k4]


'''MSN/Windows Live Messenger/Email''': k4karnage@hotmail.com
'''MSN/Windows Live Messenger/Email''': k4karnage@hotmail.com
== Thats All, Folks ==
Thats all i have for now, i will be constantly editing, so keep looking back here for any changes. I want to thank [[User:Guesty-Persony-Thingy|Guesty-Persony-Thingy]] for helping me with creating this page and [[User:Blemo|Blemo]] for the inspration of the layout.
'''Hope to see you all around the bend and in Halo 3!'''
<font color="red"><center>''*hides behind bend with Shotgun*''</center></font>
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|}
<sup><center><font color="white">
'''UNSCDF Official Transcript'''<br>
Transmission Date: 20 October 2552
</font></center>
[[Image:United Nations Emblem.png|center|100px]]
<font color="silver">
<\\> UNSC OFFICE OF NAVAL INTELLIGENCE
<\\> CLASSIFIED SIGNALS ARCHIVE [ONI.SEC.PRTCL-1A]               
<\ OPENED PER OFFICIAL REQUEST [DARE.V.500341(S1)] 
\ SOURCE: URBAN INFRASTRUCTURE A.I. [SUPERINTENDENT]
\ RECIPIENT: PROWLER “TOKYO RULES”<br>
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]<br>                                                               
>> NOTATION KEYWORD SEARCH: “EMERGENCY” “DATA” “CORRUPTION”<br>                               
>> (...) ~ QUERY RUNNING<br>                             
>> (..)<br>                               
>> (.)  \ VTT TRANSCRIPT AS FOLLOWS...<br>                 
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”<br>               
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”<br>               
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMER--!”<br>               
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “We know. Personnel are en route. Can you--”<br>               
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “DETOUR! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!”<br>               
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “--put Kinsler on the line?”<br>               
[SUPERINTENDENT]: [UNITELLIGIBLE > DOG GROWLING(?)]<br>               
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Sorry, what?”<br>               
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “BE A HERO! REPORT VIOLATORS!”<br>
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Oh, come on... ”<br>               
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMER--!”<br>               
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Listen. We have a report of core data corruption.”<br>               
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “I need you to upload your--”<br>               
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “PARDON OUR DUST!”<br>               
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!”<br>               
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER] “--logs for the last twenty-four hours!”<br>               
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”<br>               
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”<br>               
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”<br>               
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: [UNINTELLIGIBLE > PROFANITY (?)]<br>               
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “We're sending a team, alright?”<br>               
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Until they arrive, all additional comm needs to route through me.”<br>               
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Repeat and acknowledge.”<br>               
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “OBEY POSTED LIMITS!”<br>               
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “YIELD TO UPHILL TRAFFIC!”<br>               
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “I'll take that as a ‘yes’...”<br>               
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “PLEASE REMAIN CALM!”<br> 
\ ~ QUERY COMPLETE
\ ARCHIVE CLOSED \>
----
<center><font color="white">
'''UNSCDF Official Transcript'''<br>
Transmission Date: 20 October 2552
</font></center>
[[Image:United Nations Emblem.png|center|100px]]
<\\> UNSC OFFICE OF NAVAL INTELLIGENCE<br>
<\\> TAC-OPS LOGISTICS DATABASE [ONI.SEC.PRTCL-1A]<br>             
<\ * PRIORITY! * RESOURCE RE-ALLOCATION REQUEST<br>
>> SENT: [DARE.V.500341(S1)]<br>
>> RECEIVED: HEAVY CRUISER “SAY MY NAME”<br>
[SMN.ACTUAL]<br>                                                               
\ PARTIAL VTT TRANSCRIPT AS FOLLOWS...<br>                 
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “The situation on the ground isn’t my concern.”<br>               
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “I understand, Admiral. But I need --”<br>
[EXPLOSION (4.0098s)]<br>
[SMN.UNKNOWN]:[UNINTELLIGIBLE > PANIC(?)]<br>
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Empty archer pods six through twelve!”<br>
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Ready the MAC, and come about!”<br>
[SMN.UNKNOWN]:[UNINTELLIGIBLE > INSUBORDINATION(?)]<br>
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “It may have passed us, Lieutenant, but it’s still in range.”<br>
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Come about. And shoot it in the ass.”<br>
[EXPLOSION (2.3482s)]<br>
[STATIC (3.8761s)]<br>
[SMN.UNKNOWN]:[UNINTELLIGIBLE > COMPLIANCE(?)]<br>
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “Admiral, about my squad?”<br>
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “I’ve forwarded their NCO’s name to your --”<br>
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Enough, Captain!”<br>
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “If I survive this attack..."<br>
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “I will deploy per my orders from Fleet HQ!”<br>
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “Sir. I don’t report to Fleet.”<br>
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “And the men I want? Now they don’t either.”<br>
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “Please. Read my request.”<br>
[STATIC (2.8179s)]<br>
[EXPLOSION (3.0194s)]<br>
[STATIC (7.4501s)]<br>
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Didn’t think you S1 types ever left your cave.”<br>
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “Desperate times...”<br>
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Alright, Captain. You’ve got your squad.”<br>
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “If I survive the attack."<br>
[EXPLOSION (2.9016s)]<br>
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “And right now? That’ll take a genuine act of God.”<br>
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “I’ll see what I can do.” <br>
\ ~ REQUEST COMPLETE<br>
\ DATABASE CLOSED \><br>
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