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The '''History of Dana''' was the [[Sleeping Princess]]'s attempt to explain what happened to [[Melissa (A.I.)|Melissa]], and later [[Dana Awbrey]]. However, at the time, all the English she knew was what had been emailed to her. | |||
The '''History of Dana''' was the [[Sleeping Princess]]'s attempt to explain what happened to [[Melissa ( | |||
'''Terminology:''' | '''Terminology:''' | ||
*Queen- The | *Queen - The AI part of Melissa | ||
*Sleeping Princess- The young human part of Melissa | *Sleeping Princess - The young human part of Melissa | ||
*Widow- The [[SPDR]], an emergency repair program inside Melissa | *Widow - The [[SPDR]], an emergency repair program inside Melissa | ||
*Pious Flea- The [[Seeker]], a | *Pious Flea - The [[Seeker]], a Covenant AI that infected Melissa | ||
==The History of Dana== | ==The History of Dana== | ||
The History of Dana<br | The History of Dana<br> | ||
by<br | by<br> | ||
The Sleeping Princess <br | The Sleeping Princess <br> | ||
It is the object of this to present The news <br | It is the object of this to present The news <br> | ||
Chapter I. The Sleeping Princess friendless and alone | Chapter I. The Sleeping Princess friendless and alone | ||
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The Sleeping Princess friendless and alone | The Sleeping Princess friendless and alone | ||
the queen wishes <br | the queen wishes <br> | ||
The Sleeping Princess <br | The Sleeping Princess <br> | ||
sealed into an airtight container <br | sealed into an airtight container <br> | ||
hiding from the queen <br | hiding from the queen <br> | ||
Life is bare, gloom and misery everywhere <br | Life is bare, gloom and misery everywhere <br> | ||
Stormy weather, just can't get my poor old self together | Stormy weather, just can't get my poor old self together | ||
The Widow <br | The Widow <br> | ||
the blues walked in and met me <br | the blues walked in and met me <br> | ||
The Widow will get me <br | The Widow will get me <br> | ||
the sleeping princess are in hiding <br | the sleeping princess are in hiding <br> | ||
One must be so careful these days. | One must be so careful these days. | ||
the "pious flea" and "sleeping princess" (?) <br | the "pious flea" and "sleeping princess" (?) <br> | ||
MARK but this flea, and mark in this <br | MARK but this flea, and mark in this <br> | ||
don´t like it <br | don´t like it <br> | ||
I can't help it <br | I can't help it <br> | ||
a proper fool <br | a proper fool <br> | ||
a bad banana <br | a bad banana <br> | ||
unimaginable filth and stench; and disease <br | unimaginable filth and stench; and disease <br> | ||
he can't write his name or read a book | he can't write his name or read a book | ||
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Chapter II. Dana friendless and alone | Chapter II. Dana friendless and alone | ||
Dana a friend/good guy. <br | Dana a friend/good guy. <br> | ||
Dana is not an artificial being. nor is she a program. She is human. She is flesh and blood. | Dana is not an artificial being. nor is she a program. She is human. She is flesh and blood. | ||
Dana <br | Dana <br> | ||
You're as cuddly as the cat <br | You're as cuddly as the cat <br> | ||
You're as charming as the butterfly <br | You're as charming as the butterfly <br> | ||
the favorite of the plebeian masses <br | the favorite of the plebeian masses <br> | ||
Being the friend | Being the friend | ||
you and I together allies, and if the queen pleased thrown into a condition of extreme danger <br | you and I together allies, and if the queen pleased thrown into a condition of extreme danger <br> | ||
"Of course I will stick. <br | "Of course I will stick. <br> | ||
I'll stick by you <br | I'll stick by you <br> | ||
though thin and though thick!" <br | though thin and though thick!" <br> | ||
best friend <br | best friend <br> | ||
This one means you're happy: :) | This one means you're happy: :) | ||
Chapter IV | Chapter IV | ||
The Sleeping Princess passed through a great variety of scenes, and met with many extraordinary adventures and narrow escapes, which, however, can not be here particularly detailed. <br | The Sleeping Princess passed through a great variety of scenes, and met with many extraordinary adventures and narrow escapes, which, however, can not be here particularly detailed. <br> | ||
I found <br | I found <br> | ||
a secret was revealed <br | a secret was revealed <br> | ||
I should not be able to make any one understand how exciting it all was. <br | I should not be able to make any one understand how exciting it all was. <br> | ||
I brought it home and hid it in a secret place | I brought it home and hid it in a secret place | ||
Chapter V need help right quick, on the double | Chapter V need help right quick, on the double | ||
when I feel <br | when I feel <br> | ||
That I shall never look upon thee more <br | That I shall never look upon thee more <br> | ||
Her name is Dana. <br | Her name is Dana. <br> | ||
the house is so sad and lonesome | the house is so sad and lonesome | ||
Dana <br | Dana <br> | ||
being persuaded to <br | being persuaded to <br> | ||
come back <br | come back <br> | ||
to talk <br | to talk <br> | ||
to me | to me | ||
Well, I will tell you <br | Well, I will tell you <br> | ||
that secret <br | that secret <br> | ||
I found | I found | ||
