IWHBYD skull (Halo 3)/Quotes

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Marines

#"Dude, can I be your friend" (Can be heard without skull)

1. "Why, Chief, why?" - When you kill an ally.
2. "You run, I gun! Hey, a rhyme!" - When a marine kills an enemy attacking you with a warthog turret.
3. "Hey, I'm not that good looking" - Female marine after staring.
4. "You're undressing me with your eyes aren't you? you sick freak"
5. "You killed the Chief! You bastards!" - South Park reference.
6. "He's right there. Right there! Any closer and you could kiss him, you blind bastard!"
7. "Don't make me turn this car around!" - when you melee the marine driver in a warthog from the passenger seat.
8. "The Chief is dead? I'm just going to ... eat my gun."
9. "I should have been a Gear!" - If under heavy fire. This is a reference to the game Gears of War, where the Human Military force are known as Gears, possibly an acronym or just due to the fact the unified human government is known as the COG (Coalition of Ordered Governments).
10. "I must have won the lottery!" Said when given a more powerful weapon.
11. "THIS IS SPARTA!" - A Marine upon having a victorious kill. Reference to the movie 300, and their "Spartan" warriors.
12. "There's trouble, right here in River City!" Reference to the Music Man
13. "I loved him." - If the player kills a nearby ally, not necessarily marine.
14. "Hey Chief, do you have a pair of socks I can borrow?"
15. "Haven't you heard any fat mama jokes?"- Said by Marines on The Storm mission.
16. "I've got some pictures on my MySpace if you want to see them." - Said by a female Marine.
17. "They remind me of Wookiees, you know, from Star Wars? Ah, forget it. It's for kids." - Said by Sergeant Reynolds after a fight that included Brutes.
18. "Oh yeah I can really... Oh, sorry, thanks Chief." - When the player gives a marine an explosive weapon.
19. "Don't stare at me, it makes me nervous." - When you look at a marine for some time.
20. On The Ark (possibly only on Legendary), when the players leave the landing site of the Forward Unto Dawn in tanks, a Marine can be heard over the radio, singing "Ride of the Valkyries" (Can be heard without skull). Reference to Apocalypse Now.
21. "There's no milk that comes out of these things, so look away." - When staring at a female Marine's breasts.
22. "Arbiter's dead.... Never mind." - When Arbiter dies then respawns.
23. "We've got a Ghost, and it ain't even Halloween!" - Marine upon sighting a Ghost.
24. "I just can't believe it! I mean, his fist is as big as my head!" (Can be heard without skull)
25. "If you're just gonna stand there, why don't you get me some whiskey?" - Female Marine.
26. "Gosh let's be friends forever, 'Kay thanks bye'." - Female Marine when stared at. (This can also be heard without the IWHBYD skull active)
27. "It's pretty nice with these zombies, I could use a break from fighting the Martians" - When the Flood appear on The Covenant.
28. "Thank you for killing the big scary thing." - Said after you kill a high ranked Brute.
29. "I almost had an Achievement!" - Marine when Chief kills an enemy he was attacking.
30. "You could just have asked him for his weapon!" - When the player kills an ally. (Also heard without skull)
31. "You want some? Come get some!" - Reference to Duke Nukem´s favorite line.
32. "Hey sexy. No, not you, the alien" - If looking at pilot Marine with the Arbiter near.
33. "I think we just killed their B team." - After clearing the area of Covenant.
34. "I'll get that letter to your family, I promise." - After killing a Marine with a second Marine nearby. (can be heard without skull)
35. "Here you go in front of me, Chief." - When entering an area with hostiles.
36. "Are you staring at me because I look good, or because you like to get slapped?" - When staring at a female marine's breasts.
37. "Life... flashing... before my eyes... Johnson... you still owe me five bucks..." - When a marine is shot by enemies. Possibly a reference to Homestar Runner.
38. "Click it or ticket, my friend." - Said at the beginning of Tsavo Highway.
39. "Great, now you made me piss my pants." - If you tip over a Warthog.
40. "Hey buddy, keep your eyes in the green zone." - Said if looking at a female marine's breasts.
41. "Hey soldier, save the PDA for your mother." - Said if looking at a female marine's breasts or butt.
42. "SUCK IT!" - When fighting enemies, mostly when a marine is in the passenger seat and kills an enemy or is shooting at one.(can be heard with out skull)
43. "Hey, They were surrendering, Chief!" - (Rare) saying after you kill a Grunt.
44. "Aww, you stupid metal rust bucket!" - When you flip over your Warthog.
45. "Die for The Shaft, guys!" - A reference to The Shaft, a Bungie joke.
46. "Wraith is down! We got a Wraith for breakfast!" - Said by Sergeant Stacker when you destroy a Wraith.
47. "Drop that jelly donut." Reference to the movie Full Metal Jacket.
48. "Do you mind looking away Chief, you're really starting to freak me out." - when staring at a Marine for some time.
49. "Hey, watch your fire, Benedict Arnold!" - when shot at by the player.
50. "He will just respawn..." - when player is killed.
51. "Uh...you are a guy, right?"- when pushing/walking into a male marine.
52. "That's...my...ASS!" a reference to the first marine prisoner being interrogated in Sierra 117
53. "Hey, what about the Arbiter? Handsome fella." - said when staring at a male marine.
54. "Oh I'm sorry Chief, I don't even know why I got in this side." - said when asked to get out of the drivers seat of a vehicle. (Can be heard without the skull)
55. "Aarrrr... here comes the Master Chief."
56. "He's gone bananas!" Said when a Brute goes berserk
57. "But I already wrote my name on it." - when taking a marine's weapon
58. "That was a massacre! No a slaughter! It was a massacre slaughter kill!" - When Master Chief scores a double kill
59. "Go back to planet Jackass, jackass!"
60. "Ghost ride the whip!" - said when you flip a Warthog from being shot by a Ghost and land upright
61. "Hey, it's dead? Heh, at this pace we will be done by Tuesday...or at least Wednesday" - When a marine kills a Grunt.
62. "Someone get a can of Raid!"- said when Drones are spotted on Tsavo Highway (can also be heard on Crow's Nest without the skull, but extremely rare without skull).
63. "Let's go find us some Fox-Trot!"- said when kicked out of vehicle, or randomly.(can be heard without skull.)
64. "Hahaha! We owned those fools!" -said when you kill a group of Covenant.(can be heard without the skull)
65. "Okay, let's start digging a hole people!" -said when the Chief is killed.
66. "Umm, would it be wrong to take his armor?" -said when player dies
67. "They're falling back! Yippee!!" - said when enemies are retreating.
68. "You will cease to live 'very' soon!" -said when a marine shoots an enemy.
69. "You killed the hell out of those dudes!" -said when you kill a group of Covenant.
70. "He's gone mental!" -said when marines see a Brute going berserk.
71. "I'm a cowardly fool!" -said by a Marine on the Ark. (present in every game of the trilogy).
72. "And I only pee'd myself a little!" -said when you rescue a marine on Floodgate
73. "I'm gonna save this and watch it in theater later." - In reference the the Theater feature in Halo 3.
74. "That Brute must be on a killing spree." -said when a high-ranking Brute kills a Marine
75. "Doorknob!" -when throwing a grenade.
76. "Just checking the airbags, right?" - when you crash a vehicle, with a marine in it (Has been heard rarely without skull)
77. "You did this because you knew I'd do better with it." - Said when a player gives a marine a more powerful weapon.
78. "Whoa man! That was one hell of a throw!" - Said by an ODST when an ally kills at least two enemies with a grenade.
79. "Thanks Chief, but I'm taken"- After giving a marine a weapon
80. "Thank you sir for the weapon sir Master Chief sir!" -giving a marine a weapon
81. "You're just wondering what makes me so cool" -said when staring at a marine for some time
82. "He's pending for a bending."-A reference to Bender from the show Futurama.
83. "Hey Arbiter, when you go back home, could you tell the Elite ladies about me?" - Said when the Arbiter player stares at one of the guards on Crow's Nest.
84. "Shake 'n bake!" - Said when getting into a vehicle. Reference to Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
85. "Will the universe please just end right now?" -said when player dies
86. "I hate being treated like a sex object" - said when staring at a Marine for some time.
87. "Sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?" - When a marine throws a grenade. A reference to Jayne from Serenity.
88. "Just makin' sure you heard me!" -sometimes said after killing many Covenant troops easily and with few casualties, and while shooting one their dead bodies. (Can be heard without skull.)
89. "Wow, you know kung fu?!" -sometimes said when killing all enemies with a beatdown within 2-20 seconds.
90. "You just got served!" rarely said after a hunter is killed. (Rarely heard without skull)
91. "Say hello to Vera!" -Reference to Jayne from Firefly/Serenity (Voiced by same actor)
92. "Take a picture, it'll last longer." - said by a nearby marine after staring at another marine for a long time
93. "I'm going to shake your ass loose! Unless it already is, I can't tell." - Taunting an enemy in a vehicle
94. "Dear Diary, The Creepy Green Giant was staring at me today, and I didn't like it as much as I thought I would." - when you stare at the Marine for a long time.
95. "You're gonna blink before I do" - said when you stare at a Marine for a long time.
96. "Oh! Staring Contest? I'm good at that." - said when staring at Marine for long periods of time.
97. "The arber or whatever died" When the Arbiter is killed.
98. "Hey, grunts! I heard a legend that says you taste like chicken!"
99. "Oh Staring contest? I'm good at that...I hope..." - said when you stare at them.
100. "You're going back to planet jackass, jackass!"
101. "Come on everybody, let's get in!" - said in a stereotypical voice, can be heard after deactivating the first tower on the level "The Covenant" in Halo 3 when the Marine brings up the troop transport warthog.
102. "Either kiss me or go away." - said when stared at for a while.
103. "They were like 'They think they are going to take over us!' and we were like 'Eat grenade!', stupid bastards." - said when you kill all the Covenant in an area.
104. "I heard their weakness is bananas. Has anyone got any bananas?" said during Crow's Nest after attacking/killing a Brute.
105. "Ya see, that's why you don't bunch up." If the chief kills at least 3 brutes with one explosive weapon
106. "Hey Arbiter, you can respawn now!" - said rarely when the Arbiter dies on Co Op.
107. "Hey, does anyone know how to patch up one of those alien dudes?" Said when the Arbiter is killed.
108. "Frakking watch out!" Said by female marine voiced by Katee Sackhoff, who played Kara Thrace in Battlestar Galactica. Frak is an expletive used in the show.
109. "No achievements for TK's!" Said by a marine if you melee him enough.
110. "Don't look at me, you're the hero." Said by male marine while staring.
111. "Hang on to something, I don't drive that well..." - Said when he gets in the driver seat.
112. "Dude, those guys are from another planet and we're killing them. Is that crazy or what?"- After killing enemies. (can be heard without the skull)
113. "What? You don't have awesome heroes where you come from?"- When staring at a marine.
114. "You are one powerful ugly creature."- Said when stared at.
115. "What? You never saw a real lady's man before?"- When staring at a marine.
116. "Are you playing the silence game?"- When staring at a marine.
117. "It's not a toy!!, it's a freaking Grenade!!"- when the player throws a grenade at a marine. (Can be heard without skull)
118. " I wanted to teabag you but, you know, there are people watching." -(rare)- heard when killing a brute.
119. "'You bastard! You killed one of ours!' - when the Arbiter is killed by you."
120. "Your mama never loved you and she dresses you funny/and you taunt people about it." - randomly during Halo 3 ODST's Firefight if the player is playing as Mickey.
121. " We kicked ass and took names! Then we kicked name's ass!" - Heard after you destroy the Scarab tank in The Storm.
122. " I'll rip off you arms and play bongos on your head!" - When fighting grunts with Scorpions when on The Ark.
123. " Get mounted marines and I don't mean that in a rude way! "- After clearing out the first barrier tower in The Covenant.
124. When in a tank one marine riding on the side of the tank might shout: " Let them know we're here!" with IWHBYD on, another marine may respond with "Hi!"
125. "Found you, jackass!" - when the Covenant is spotted.
126. "You're a dude, right?" - if you stare at a marine, or heard randomly.
127. "Getting tired of being treated like a sex object." - if you stare at a marine for a long time
128. "Dude, I think I just leveled up" when marine kills an enemy.
129. "I'm gonna take your head home in a jar!" - Sometimes heard while killing grunts.
130. "You are one efficient murdering son of a bitch." - Sometimes heard after killing multiple enemies in a short time frame.
131. "Hey! It's a grenade, not a hacky sack!" when a marine survives a grenade thrown that exploded that was thrown by the player.
132. "That's what a grenade looks like! Let's get out of here!" - Said by an ODST marine when a grunt throws a grenade.
133. "This oughta' be better than your backseat driving..." - When you boot an ODST marine out of the driver's seat.
134. "I once killed a man in a Tanzanian bar for staring at me too long. Turns out he was blind. Tragic, really." - Said by an ODST marine if you stare at him.
135. "I heard you're a monster with just about any weapon." - Said by an ODST marine if Master Chief trades the ODST a strong weapon for a weak one.
136. "Ow! My freakin' buttcheek!" Said when shot.
137. "Somebody's setting off firecrackers!"
138. (staring at a female marine's chest) "That's why they call it a breastplate."
139. "I hate Brutes more than I ever hated the Elites..." Said by a female marine on the level "The Ark".

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