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"I believe that the sound of racking the pump of a shotgun is universally recognized as ‘kiss your ass goodbye’."

— Anonymous Marine

This is UNSC SPARTAN-K30, Serial ID: 86142-4493-KD. I am the rage and the bile and the ferocity!

What up all, I am of course k4karnage, which happens to be my Gamertag as well. I am currently a Captain, Grade 2 in Halo 3 and hope to become a Colonel soon. I am usually found playing between 3:20PM PST to 4:30PM PST. I play a variety of games, including Team Slayer, Team Objective, Team Doubles, Rumble Pit, Big Team Battle, DLC Slayer, and, more recently, Team SWAT.

Halo 3 Sevice Record

SPARTAN-K30 CSV
- Highest Skill: 23
- Highest EXP: 213
- EXP Penalties: -32
- Lifetime EXP: 245
  - Kill per Death Ratio (Ranked): 0.88
  - Kill per Death Ratio (Social): 0.96
- Current Rank: Captain, Grade 2
  - Promoted: 22 March, 2008

Rank Insignia: File:Captain-gr2.gif

I have been playing Halo 3 since Sept. 25th, 2007, the release date. I have the Collector's Edition, which Microsoft politely returned on Jan. 5th, due partly to the ammount of hate mail i sent them. So, if you want a good partner for a team game, or want to go head-2-head, i will most likely accept. I intend on retireing from Matchmaking after i reach Colonel; Grade 1. I may continue to play after that, but i will not be doing it as much or to get any new ranks. However, i can be perswaded to reach Brigadier; Grade 1. Hopefully, though, i won't rise trough the ranks TOO quickly. You can usually find me either in Forge, Matchmaking, or Custom Games.

(Unfortunatly, this signature/statistics display only has information from Ranked playlists, but the here is a link to my complete stats record.)

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My fave Halo 3 stuff:

Weapons

MA5C Individual Combat Weapon System - File:Sm h3 Assault Rifle.gif

BR55HB SR Battle Rifle - File:Sm h3 Battle Rifle.gif

M90 Close Assault Weapon System - File:Sm h3 Shotgun.gif

M7/Caseless Submachine Gun - File:H3 s m g sm.gif

Type-25 Directed Energy Rifle - File:Sm h3 Plasma Rifle.gif

Type-25 Carbine - File:H3 spiker sm.gif

Type-1 Antipersonnel Grenade - File:H3 plasma grenade sm.gif

M9 High-Explosive Dual-Purpose Grenade - File:H3 frag grenade sm.gif

Type-52 Pistol - File:H3 mauler sm.gif

Type-25 Grenade Launcher - File:H3 brute shot sm.gif

Vehicles

M12 "Warthog" Light Reconnaissance Vehicle - File:Sm h3 Warthog.gif

Type-32 "Ghost" Rapid Assault Vehicle - File:H3 ghost sm.gif

M274 "Mongoose" Ultra-Light All-Terrain Vehicle - File:H3 mongoose sm.gif

M12G1 "Gauss Warthog" Light Anti-Armor Vehicle

Attack-VTOL 14 "Hornet"

Equipment

Camapign Levels

Crow's Nest (#2)
^{"Clear the base, whatever it takes."}

The Storm (#4)
^{"Reclaim the city. Make a hole."}

Floodgate (#5)
^{"Stop the Infestation, Find Cortana."}

The Ark (#6)
^{"Search the waste for the Cartographer."}

Halo (#9)
^{"Light the Ring. Destroy the Flood."}

Multiplayer Levels

Bungie.net

I am a faithful user on Bungie.net, the website for Halo's developer, Bungie Studios. My original account, k4karnage was my main account untill Oct. 30th, when for some unknown reason, i was unable to log into that account anymore. I was hacked by a group destroyer a few months back, which is most likely the reason i cannot log into the account. That, or Achronos dosen't like me anymore. (*sniffle*) Anyways, i an now using this new account, BlacKarnagEnigma.
I am a member of several groups, or Chapters, on B.net and post in them more than i do the Public Forums. I once was a major figure in the Halo 3 Forum, but due to the obvious buid up of spam leading to Halo 3's release date, i left and have since only posted in the Septagon. MUCH better maintained than the s--t-filled H3F, due to the fact that most of B.net's Forum Moderators hang out there, when there is nothing to be done in the Moderator/Administrator-Only chapter HFCS (Don't ask me what it means, i don't know)

_{(Note to all group destroyers in the vicinity, i routinely change my account information at different times each month, so any information you have now is probably outdated. HA!!!)}

Userboxes

Here are some of my userboxes:

Here's my userbox:

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Copy and paste this code on your page if you want: {{K4 Userbox}}

My Friend Userboxes

Template:Blemo Friend Userbox Template:CommanderTony Friend Userbox Template:SJ Friend Template:GPT Userbox Template:RR Friend Userbox Template:EliteSpartan Userbox Template:Jolly W. Roberts

Userboxes I Created

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Template:Halo 3 Battle Rifle Userbox

My other Userboxes:

Template:IRCRegular Template:Halo Truth Userbox Template:UoH Userbox Template:Custom Armour Template:Halo Heroic Template:Halo 2 Heroic Template:Halo 3 Normal Template:Halo 3 Heroic Template:Halo 3 Legendary Template:Halo CE Userbox Template:Halo PC Userbox Template:Halo 2 Userbox Template:Halo 3 Userbox Template:Halo 3 Preorder Userbox Template:Skull Userbox 2 Template:FACON Userbox Template:MA5C Userbox Template:Halo 3 Battle Rifle Userbox Template:SMG Userbox Template:M68 Gauss Cannon Userbox Template:Plasma Grenade userbox Template:Dual Wielding Userbox Template:BruteShotuser Template:Radar Jammer Userbox Template:Mongoose Userbox Template:Scorpion Userbox Template:Chopper Userbox Template:Scarab Userbox Template:Halo 2 Vol2 Template:Userbox FoR Template:Userbox TF Template:Userbox FS Template:Userbox GoO Template:Halo: Contact Harvest Template:Userbox HGN Template:Metallica Fan Template:Xbox360 Userbox Template:300 viewer Template:Stargate Userbox Template:User Male Template:FN P90 Userbox Template:Unfreakinbelievable Userbox Template:USA Userbox Template:GRAW Userbox Template:Eagles Fan Template:South Park userbox Template:Halo 3 Beta Userbox Template:Monster lover Template:Coke Userbox Template:Beat Down Userbox

Whew, that's a lotta Userboxes.

Bungiepedia

I am also an avid user on Bungiepedia, the Bungie Wikia, created by WhiteRaven and Foman123 of Bungie.net legend. My personal page, here, is where i spend some of my time. Mostly, i just edit for clarity and add some new pages and such.

Random Stuff

^{This is a new section i am experimenting with; feel free to comment on it's contents on my talk page.}

World Ideologies Explained

By Political Humor.

Feudalism

You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

Pure Socialism

You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

Fascism

You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

Pure Communism

You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

Russian Communism

You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

Cambodian Communism

You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Dictatorship

You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

Pure Democracy

You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

Representative Democracy

You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

Bureaucracy

You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

Pure Anarchy

You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

Anarcho-Capitalism

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Surrealism

You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Contact, South Corridor!

Here are some ways to contact me if you ever want to: (NOTE: Do so at your OWN risk!)

Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/karnagealamode

Bungie.net: BlacKarnagEnigma

MSN/Windows Live Messenger/Email: k4karnage@hotmail.com

Thats All, Folks

Thats all i have for now, i will be constantly editing, so keep looking back here for any changes. I want to thank Guesty-Persony-Thingy for helping me with creating this page.

Hope to see you all around the bend and in Halo 3!

*hides behind bend with Shotgun*