UNSC Marine Corps/Quotes

Throughout the Halo trilogy, the UNSC have numerous quotable lines. Some of these lines can be heard under any circumstance, while others are only said in special cases depending on the difficulty setting and when certain events occur.

Halo 2

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• "Wow-wee...A Spartan"-Random response when you aid Marines in battle.
• "The only thing left back there is a shortcut to hell!!" - Immediate response to a won battle.
• "Hey sir, I know you saw me standin' there!" - Marine response to you inflicting damage to him.
• "Oh, so to be in the Covenant you got to be an idiot huh?!?!?" - Random response when in battle.
• "Awww damn it, I forgot the plan, oh yeah, KILL THE ALIENS" - Random response to you staring at a Marine for a long period of time.
• "STUPID BUGGAH!" - Response to a Marinegetting wounded.
• "Well actually it's very simple, SHOOT THE ALIENS!" - Response to you shooting at a Marine.
• "Advantage: Us? We kick their asses!" - Marine on Halo 2.
• "Have we tried reasoning with them?" - Marine on Halo 2.
• "OOH-AAH! Good one, Amigo!" - Marine on Halo 2.
• "Ah, man, I love the beach!" - Marine on the level Outskirts.
• "You always wanted to be a hero. Well, now you're dead. You're a dead hero."
• "Elite, my ass, amigo!" - Marine mocking.
• "I hope you brought a suit, mate!"
• "Where'd you learn to drive? Tijuana?" - When Master Chief drives badly.
• "Where'd you learn to drive like that?" - When jumping off ramps at the level Outskirts.
• "You just worry about yourself, huh?" - When given a worse weapon.
• "I'd better not find it layin' away somewhere..." - When swapped for a worse weapon, said by Texan.
• "Hey, how did you clowns even find Earth?"
• "Here, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy!"
• "Things aren't bad: they're push-big-red-button bad!"-When the Master Chief dies in engagement.
• "Bloody alien!" - Marine when being shot by an Elite.
• "Yeah, so, when I shoot, I try to hit stuff." Male Marine on Level Outskirts.
• "What's the matter? Did I come on too strong?"-Female marine.
• "He's gone loco!"-When Chief kills Marines instead of the Covenant.
• "Eyes downrange, not down-shirt!" - Female Marine, after seeing enemies.
• "Don't shoot his head! You'll hurt Cortana, she's a hottie. She's blue, but she's a hottie." - Marine in battle.
• "He isn't that tall..."-Said on Cairo Station when they see the Chief.
• "You fought in the war?"-Addressing Chief.
• "Byaah!" - In the fashion of Howard Dean; Delta Halo, at the 'Off the Rock, Through the Bush, Nothing but Jackal', when falling down waterfalls. No IWHBYD required.
• "Are you sure Cortana's not helping you, mate?" - Australian Marine.
• "Take off your mask; you can't be that ugly!" - Marine to a Grunt.
• "I kill you, Grunt!" - Marine.
• "Bloody bastards!" - Australian Marine.
• "Nice smilin' and all, but you still owe me 20 bucks." - Said during momentary lull in fighting.
• "I'm not scared of you! Oh, wait, I am" - said to enemy Elite/Brute.
• "You can run, but you can't hide...." - Marine Sniper.
• "Keep going, slackers." - Marine.
• "I heard you fellas taste just like chicken!" - Taunting Jackals/Grunts.
• "Hey, here's more souvenirs for you to take back home!" - Shooting a dead enemy.
• "Don't stop now, Chief!"
• "Don't worry, I won't bite." - Female Marine.
• "See anything you like?" - Female Marine.
• "I'll be a good girl, I promise." - Female Marine.
• "You better hope Cortana's not the jealous type!" - When you stare at a Female Marine.
• "Taken care of it." - When the Enemy is killed/vehicle destroyed.
• "So, that's a Spartan." - Female Marine.
• "Cut down from the prime of existence!" - Said after Marine kills Elite.
• "Argh, I'm hit." - Marine when wounded.
• "Is... is that your bone?" - Random Marine responding to above.
• "They almost wiped us out." - After taking heavy casualties in an engagement.
• "Hey, sir! That ain't right!" - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
• "Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy." - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
• "sorry, it's a little sweaty." - occasionally said is the weapons swapped are closely matched.
• "you had to take my gun." - said when given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
• "Uh... Okay." - If given a better weapon.
• "Are you sure about this, sir?" - When given a better weapon.
• "Screw that Ghost (good)!" - When being injured by a Ghost.
• "Grand time to carry out your checks!" - In combat.
• "Well, I knew you'd be there, didn't I?" - When finds a hostile.
• Marine 1: "Just because I'm scared doesn't mean I won't kill you!".
• Marine 2: "Yeah, me, too!" - When engaging enemies.
• "Why did everyone stop shooting?" - After an engagement ends.
• "Sure, you wanna give this up, Chief?" - When given a better weapon than what they had previously.
• "Uh...what's wrong with it?" - When given a better weapon then the one they had previously.
• "Can you sign it, sir? I'm a huge fan." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously.
• "For a cyborg, he's pretty cute!" - Female marine on the level Metropolis.
• "My family died on Reach, Sir. All of them." - When looked at for a bit by the player.
• "There are better weapons all over the place! Don't take mine!" - Looking nasty, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
• "I feel much better now." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously.
• "All I do is give, give, give." - Frowns and looking nasty, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
• "I appreciate it, sir." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously.
• "I'll never wash this weapon." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously.
• "This doesn't make me very happy, sir!" - Frowns, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
• "Great! Thanks!" - Then smiles, and salutes the player, when given a better weapon than what they had previously.
• "Look, a Mark VI!"
• "A Spartan!?"
• "That man you killed had a baby!(can be misheard with puppy instead of baby)" - When an ally is killed.
• Random tough-talk with Elites on the level Regret: Elite: "Come out, little monkey, do not be afraid. I have a banana for you." Female marine: "Why don't you come in and find me?".
• "Is it over?" - Female Marine.
• "Did we make it?" - Female Marine.
• "That man you killed had a girlfriend with kittens!" - When an ally is killed.
• "That man you killed had a puppy! - When an ally is killed.
• "Man, they smell bad dead. Or was that you, Sarge? He-he!"
• "You forgot your purse!" - To retreating enemies.
• "Hey, check it out: it's the new armor!" - When MC passes by.
• "Another kill for the Big Green" - When the Master Chief is taking down enemies quickly.
• "She was one of the cute ones." - Male Marine on seeing a female marine die on Metropolis.
• "You're like a god to me." - When you kill a lot of enemies.
• "I don't want to kill you, but you're too damn ugly to let live!" - When firing at the Covenant.
• "That's why there's Grunts, Marines" Sergeant Johnson.
• "You know, this reminds me of the time I got Herpes." - When given a worse weapon they had previously.
• "Pull over, Chief, I'm gonna barf!" - When Chief rolls the hog.
• "Let's go, super friends. Super friends, unite!" - Male marine in Cairo Station on Legendary difficulty.
• "Don't you want something to eat? Well, eat this!" - Said when fighting the Covenant.
• "I want victory because I have to!" - Said when engaging the enemy.
• "After this, my place for pie." - Male marine on Earth after standing for awhile.
• "Chief, if you want me to undress, just ask."-Marine on being hit.
• "Say hello to my great, BIG Toy"-When firing a rocket launcher.
• "Hey, don't worry, amigo. We need a medic!" - Marine after ally says they're wounded.
• "Do not open until Christmas!" - Throwing a grenade.
• "Mira, Mark VI."-Said by a Spanish Marine.
• "Well, I'll be. A Spartan."-Australian Marine.
• "I thought you Elites could fight!"
• "And we have a lovely parting gift for the losers! It's Death!."
• "Hey! Do you think Cortana's helping him aim?" - Heard on early on in Outskirts when player drops several enemies.
• "Happy Birthday, Sunshine!"-Throwing a grenade.
• "(Jokingly) Come get me! I'm just a little coward!(Normal) No, really, I am! Ha-ha-ha!"
• "Uh, Chief, I think it was trying to surrender."
• "Your funeral, Sir."-Smiling when you give the Marine a better weapon.
• "'Elite' my ass! Is that the best you can do?"
• "Erm ... you might wanna wash that first," -Said when you give a marine a better weapon.
• "So, um...are you and Cortana are in love?" - When you stare at the Marine. (Rare)
• "He's cute for a Spartan."-Female Marine when you walk by or up.
• "You sure Cortana's not helping him aim?" When you make a headshot with a scoped weapon with or without zooming in.
• "Hey, let's catch one and ride it."-Marine referring to Grunts and or Jackals.
• "We can kill it together."
• "Have we tried reasoning with them?"
• "It's tight quarters on the other side, sir. Use this: [Marine offers you shotgun]" - Female marine in Metropolis, offering Master Chief an M90 Shotgun.
• "I ran out of grenades and I accidentally threw my lunch. It's true!"- In the level Gravemind if you stare at a marine for a while.
• "Hey, Aliens, turn down the suck!" Yelled by marines on Metropolis.
• "And everybody was kung fu fighting." Said by a marine on the level Outskirts after killing a Grunt. (a reference to the Carl Douglas song)
• "Bam! Spice that up a notch!" (in reference to Emeril.)
• "Bad thing! BAD THING!" Grunt after a plasma grenade gets stuck to them
• Grunt: "Look! The Enemy!"; Elite: "Where!?" - Exchanged when fighting as the Chief and the grunts spot you
• On Easy, "I dunno who glassed Reach, but it sure wasn't you girl scouts!" when firing on grunts from the building on Outskirts.
• On Normal+ "I dunno who glassed Reach, But it sure wasn't you stupid Bastards!!" again on Outskirts
• "Let's see,Our colonies are blown to hell, The Covanant has found Earth, and our last best hope is a guy in green metal underoos with some serious friendly fire issues.Hell, I'm great!" said after a battle in which the chief shot a marine.
• In tune "...and everybody was kung fu fighting!"after a maine watches the chief melee an enemy.
• "Hey, ugly,nice lips!" has to be said by a female marine to trigger the next quote.
• "Do those things even know what you're saying?" said by another nearby female marine.
• Okay let's settle in.Anyone see a Starbucks? Oh,theres one over there.Oh theres another across the street!Oh, theres twelve of them!"
• "Hey,your the perfect size...to kiss my ass!"
• "Bad boys,Bad boys,oh whacha gonna do,You're gonna get the crap kicked outta you,that's what you're gonna do!"
• "Sir,with all due respect, you suck!"
• "Yeah, I pooped in my pants,so what?"
• "Kick 'em in their balls/nuts/crotch!"
• "Dum dum dee dum, dum,dum dee dee dum dum,dum dum dum dum."(The Star Wars theme")When the chief pulls out a sword
• Hey, it's Darth Vader an-Oh dear God!" when an elite pulls out a sword and kills a marine.
• "That thing is uglier than Sarge in the morning!"
• "Hey,asshole,shut up and shoot!"response to above
• "Marine.You.Gun.Trigger.Pull.Kill'!"
• "Wheres a Hot Nurse when you need her?"when shot
• "Marine, less talking,more bastard shooting!"
• "What was I doing?Oh yeah,getting my ass kicked by Calamari!"when shot many times by an Elite.
• "Relax, that's why there's hot nurses."when a marine panics over an injury.
• "Hey, guys. I forgot to give this to ya!" - Throws grenade
• "Chief! Are you gonna let it talk about your mother like that?"

Halo 3

Note: Some of these will need the IWHBYD skull. For a list of Marine quotes that need the Skull go here Template:Scroll box

Miscellaneous

For more, see Johnson's Quotes.

RvB Easter Egg Quotes on Crow's Nest

Easy and Normal Difficulty

Marine: "Hey, Open Up!"

Voice: "Password, please!"

Marine: "You gotta be kidding me. What password?"

Voice: "The password so that we don't open the door for Brutes."

Marine: "Do I sound like a Brute to you?"

Voice: "Well, you could be held prisoner by Brutes."

Marine: "If I was being held prisoner by Brutes and I knew the password, they could just force me to tell you the password and you would open the door for them."

Voice: "...Okay, now, I'm definitely not gonna open the door."

Marine: "But we need AMMO!"

Voice: "So, why don't you go ask your Brute buddies then?"

Conversation between two Marines on the level Crow's Nest. Red vs Blue cameo, by the voices of Tucker (Marine) & Doc (Voice) - Easy and Normal difficulties.

Heroic Difficulty

Marine: "Hey, open up!"

Voice: "Password."

Marine: "What?!"

Voice: "Need the password!"

Marine: "Oh, you got to be kidding me, what password?!"

Voice: "Password! They gave it out in the Staff Meeting, fifteen minutes ago."

Marine: "Meeting? What meeting?! I was out here!"

Voice: "Not suppose to let anyone in without it."

Marine: "If the Staff Meeting just ended, no one outside is going to know the freaking password, so open up! We need ammo and The Chief is out here."

Voice: "Does he know the password?"

Marine: "He wasn't at the meeting either!"

Conversation heard only on Crow's Nest in Heroic. The Marine's voice is Simmons and the voice is Grif.

Legendary Difficulty

Marine: "Hey! Open up!"

Voice: "What's the password?"

Marine: "Password? Oh, man, I forgot."

Voice: "Forgot... what?"

Marine: "I forgot the password."

Voice: "See, that was almost right. Uh, see, the password begins with 'I forgot', but ends differently. Um, try again."

Marine: "No. I mean, I forgot the password."

Voice: "No, okay, see, you— you got it wrong again. See, you said the same thing as last time."

Marine: "I'm being serious: I don't know the password!"

Voice: "No, no, no, see, you changed the first part. See, that— that part was the right part. See, now, you've got the whole thing wrong!"

Marine: "No! I forgot what the password is and I just need you to open the door!"

Voice: "Aw, c'mon, man, now, you're just guessing!"

Only heard on Legendary. The Marine is Church and the voice is Caboose.