Unggoy/Quotes

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Halo: Combat Evolved

  • "Bastard!" -said during combat after another grunt is killed, or when the a grunt is greatly wounded
  • "I smelled one!" -upon spotting the Chief.
  • "See ya! See ya!" -upon spotting the Chief.
  • "I'm going with you!" -to other Grunts.
  • "Wake up! the enemy!" -to other Grunts.
  • "Wake up! He's here!" -to other Grunts.
  • "Wake up! Bad guys!" -to other Grunts.
  • "Flare!"
  • "Oh, you no leave me!"
  • "We'll all get medals for this!"
  • "Who's the man?!"
  • "No. No more!!!"
  • "Me KILL IT!!"
  • "In da face!"
  • "Oh. I get his gun!!!!"
  • "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!"
  • "Here I go..."
  • "We win! WE WIN!!"
  • "Glory!!!"
  • "Get up so I can do that again!!!"
  • "Stop shooting me!!!" - getting shot by its allies
  • "Alright!"
  • "Eat my Gruntiness, Demon!" - when in combat with the Chief
  • "Flee!"
  • "Die, devil!"
  • "Cover me."
  • "Do that again! Oh, I dare ya."
  • "Back off!"
  • "Here I found it! Help! Need Help!"
  • "Down in front!!" - When throwing a Grenade.
  • "Little people first!" - When running away.
  • "He's gone!" - When an Elite is killed.
  • "Leader dead! Run away!"
  • "We are the Champions!! We are the Champions!" - Sung to the tune of the song, when Master Chief is killed.
  • "You think you soooo great!" - When Master Chief shields are down.
  • "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW" - When wounded with several shots.
  • "SHIT!" - after activating Plasma Grenade, then droping it on his own foot.
  • "You're hist-" - Just before being shot.
  • "Why MEEEEE?!" - As it sees the Chief coming.
  • "Not MEE!" - As it runs away.
  • "You S.O.B.!" - When hit with a round that almost kills him.
  • "WOW!" - As he dies.
  • "Sorry!" - If the Grunt shot another ally.
  • "Your history!" -when the Chief's sheilds are down.
  • "WHAT?!!" - When he discovers the Master Chief behind him or nearby.
  • "YIKES!" - When shot in the behind.
  • "Alright!" - Leaps up onto a Shade.
  • "Get out of my face!"
  • "It wasn't ME!" - When a Grunt shoots one of his allies by accident.
  • "Flee!" - Very high and plaintive.
  • "Don't shoot! DON'T SHOOT!!" - Might work if the Grunt wasn't himself shooting at the Master Chief.
  • "Not again!!!"-When stuck with a Plasma Grenade or being chase by needlers.
  • "BURN!!" - When Grunt opens fire when Master Chief caught unaware, doesn't happen very often.
  • "You'll pay for that, man!" - When high ranking Elite or a Hunter is killed.
  • "Stop it! Stop It!" - When panicking and being harassed by small arms fire.
  • "Hurt you!" - When attacking an enemy of any kind.
  • "Aaah! Bad Cyborg!"-when injured
  • "No, please, no!" - Heard when fighting with the Flood.
  • "It's.. it's that Cyborg!" - When the Chief appears.
  • "They got the Elite! RUNNNN!"
  • "What are you doing?!' - When a Covenant soldier betrays another.
  • "What are you thinking?" - Same as above.
  • "He was your friend!" - Same as above.
  • "Bad Cyborg!" - After having lost most of his allies due to the Chief's massacring.
  • "HUH?!?!" -said unbelievingly As a grenade falls next to it.
  • "Can't find him!"
  • "Whoa - I'm outta here!" - When allies are shot
  • "I'm goin' in!"
  • "You can't hide from me!"
  • "Hey! No sleeping on the job!!" - when Master Chief kills all Elites in a certain area then hides for a while
  • "It burns!"- When shot by a plasma weapon.
  • "Kill you"
  • "Get out of my way!"-When the Unggoy is fleeing from you and there are several other Covenant around.
  • "Get up so I can do that again! And again! Again!" on Legendary, after killed the Chief; similar to the ODST's "Get up so I can kill you again!"
  • "He's everywhere!!" - When Master Chief runs circles around fleeing grunts and kills them
  • "Feet don't fail me now!" - When fleeing.
  • "Stop it!" - when player melees unsuspecting grunt in the back
  • "He's everywhere!"
  • "I call the helmet!" - when player gets killed by a grunt.

Note: Some quotes are deleted because they were false.

Halo 2

  • "If Arbiter no fight, me no fight!!!!"- Heard on the level The Arbiter, if player does not engage enemies
  • "Yes leader."
  • "COW-ARD!!"- taunting enemies(raises voice during hard)
  • "Lightning Jim runs fast!" (When running)
  • "LOSER!"
  • "Humans easy to kill!" When a Marine has been killed by a Grunt
  • "Go other way!"
  • "Every Grunt for himself!"
  • "Bad Guys on the move!!!"
  • "Ha! He! He! Ha!!!"
  • "You think me too short to be Arbiter?"
  • "Me have bad feeling about this."

"You always have bad feeling! You had bad feeling about morning food nipple!" - Two SpecOps Grunts in the level The Oracle.

  • "That right. Cower, coward!"
  • "Wish me could sleep with eyes open."
  • "KILLLLLL!"
  • "We make fire... sing songs?."
  • "Is there a problem, sir."
  • "You no hide from me!"
  • "Me take off mask, smell better! But nooo, always have to fight on oxygen planet! How come never enemies breathe methane?"
  • "You hunt, me kill!"
  • "Come out so I can kill you!" - When he is the only Grunt alive.
  • "There, there."
  • "What want me do?"
  • "We go now, fight more?"
  • "Huhh?"
  • "You want toady? Me be good toady! Me have lots of practice!" - When the Grunt is stared at for sometime.
  • "They got leader! Run!"
  • "That's just greedy!"
  • "Me no see him."-when you're hiding

Grunt: "Nuh-uh, you do."

  • "Enemy moving! Stay alert!"
  • "Leader dead!"
  • "Spoiler!"
  • "Leader dead! Run away!"
  • "He dead? Me run!"
  • "You big, big and dumb!"
  • "Helloooo-ooo?"-when you're hiding
  • "Ow-howow!"
  • "Stay hidden!"
  • "Eh? It dies?"
  • "Me suck lot less if had good gun, you know." - If you give him a less powerful weapon.
  • "Haha! Run, enemy! RUN!"
  • "We make good team."
  • "Oh! Me could have stayed home!"
  • "Oh, it figures. Me waste ammo, you come long, take kill!"
  • "Together we kill them all!"
  • "Me live to serve." - When staring at him.
  • "Die bad master!"- Taunting heretics
  • "That not right!"
  • "What you doing, Arbiter?" - When staring at him.
  • "Tell Mum I love her!"
  • "Why you hurt me?? I like human... eh?"
  • "Me not worthy." - When given a good weapon.
  • "You there?"
  • "Ah! Hurt!"
  • "Monkey!"
  • "Baboon!"
  • "Very bad thing!!!" - When Grenade lands nearby.
  • "We stand still much longer, we be on date!"-when you're not moving and are close to the Grunt
  • "We aliiiiiiiwe! Woo-hoo!" (After winning a close battle. Rare)
  • "What's the catch?" - when given a good weapon
  • "Wake up! Bad guys!"
  • "Loser."
  • "I'm outta here."
  • "It looks like enemy."
  • Is there a.. problem, sir? - When you're the Arbiter and you stare at a Grunt.
  • Happy to be here!-when playing as the Arbiter
  • "Take off suit, get on knees! Then see who tough!"
  • "Ya lookin at me?"
  • "Oh, is that a threat?" said to the Marines if they say something about the Grunts
  • "You already have one weapon!" - When swapping guns.
  • "Big scary thing run away! Please *snort* don't make me go back!" - Scared Grunt in the level -Sacred Icon.
  • "You have plan?"
  • "It die like all rest."
  • "It wasting ammo, but me no care. Ha ha!" - When killed.
  • "I'm little..But very, very angry!" - Playing as the Arbiter and staring at a Grunt.
  • "DIE!"
  • "Too close! Too close!"
  • "Bringer of death!"
  • "That's not fair!"-when given a bad weapon
  • "We are the champions!" - Grunts celebrating, sung to the tune
  • "Can't find him."
  • "Shoot you!"
  • "I smell him."
  • "Idiot."
  • "That was Fred!"
  • "What are you doing?!"
  • "What were you thinking?!"
  • "Mighty one?"
  • "We make good team."
  • "Together we kill them all!"
  • "Baby, don't fail me now!" - When it's the last Grunt alive and Master Chief shields are down, holds grenade or other powerful weapon. Only higher ranked Grunts seem to say this.
  • "Yeesssssssss, master. Give me precious, my precious!". - When you give a Grunt a heavy weapon.
  • "I will love you, and pet you, and call you George." - when given a better weapon, referring to the weapon, not the Arbiter." also a quote from the destroy all humans video game series
  • "Bad thing!" - When seeing enemy vehicles.
  • "Me want nap, you shoot." - When sleeping.
  • "Every Grunt for self!" - When asleep.
  • "Me so cute, you give me gun!" - When afraid.
  • "Got issue with me performance.. Prefer we have rational adult conversation!" - Hitting a Grunt while playing as the Arbiter.
  • "Must try to help."-when given a better weapon
  • "We happy to be Gwunties." - When seeing the Arbiter.
  • "Me do something bad?"-when shot at
  • "Move, move!"
  • "What you think, me fodder?"-when given a bad weapon
  • "Where enemy?"
  • "Maybe me be sidekick, you know like Robin." - When the Arbiter is staring at him.
  • "My thanks to the Arbiter." or "For me!?" - When given heavy weapon.
  • "Make fire, sing songs. Call it camp!" - When standing still on the Arbiter.
  • "Prophets no like, me no like!"
  • "Me do nothing wrong!" - When you injure a Grunt as the Arbiter.

Grunt: "He's green?"

  • "After all me do for you!"-when given a worse weapon
  • "Chimp!" - Taunt when a Marine is hiding or out of line of sight.
  • Grunt : "Me so cute, you give me gun!"

Grunt : "Me cuter!"

  • "AAAAAH! Bad, bad Demon!"
  • "That`s not fair!"-when given a bad weapon
  • "Hey, where my gun go? Oh, right. Ha ha ha ha ha! Eeh?" - Engaging Active Camo.
  • "Hard to tell but me not female." - When staring at him as the Arbiter.
  • "Me being careful."-if given a worst weapon then he already had
  • "If OK with you, me need go take pee."-when idle
  • "Me got dibs on Demon's boots."
  • "God!!" - Upon seeing and understanding the amount of chaos that took place.
  • "Bastard."
  • "Sissy!"
  • "All is lost!!!"
  • "Oh, kind powerful arbiter."-when given a better weapon
  • "He slip out right under nose...that's impossible, me have great nose. My family has been bred for noses! And mine best!" - When you hide from a Grunt as the Master Chief, with the IWHBYD Skull active.
  • "But I only shot it once... Wait.. I shot it many many times, and killed many many enemies!" - IWHBYD probably needed.
  • "Something in the way he moves! That's right! Just like no other Arbiter!! Something in the way he moves me!" - Makes some ticking noises, staring at a Grunt after a battle as the Arbiter with IWHBYD Skull on.
  • "Look out!" - If being attacked or spots a Grenade.
  • "Me with you, Arbiter!"
  • "Better than expected." - When staring at him.
  • "Oky-doky!" - When exchanging weapons.
  • "You already have one weapon!"-if you take its weapon
  • "You have plan?"
  • "Run, enemy! Ruuuuun!"
  • "A present from the arbiter, ooh" says when you give a good weapon to the Grunt then swap it back for his original weapon
  • Whines, "mighty one", whines-when given a bad weapon
  • "That not fair!"-if given a bad weapon
  • "Off armor, get on top of me!" heard rarely on level Outskirts
  • "Thank."-when given a better weapon
  • "That just greedy."-if you take his weapon
  • "Could have been worse."
  • "That not me!"
  • "Me live, me happy!"
  • "Run Away!!!"
  • "Youch!!!"
  • "Me thank Arbiter."- if given a better weapon
  • "Yah-hah!!!"
  • "Me live to serve!"
  • "Better than expected!"
  • "We make good team!"-said to the Arbiter.
  • "What`s the catch?"-if given a better weapon
  • "Together we kill em all!!!"
  • "Wait...how this fair?"-when given a bad weapon
  • "But...Arbiter friend."-if you injure a grunt
  • "OW!!!!!"
  • "Yah-Gah!"-normally heard in death.
  • "What next, nap?"
  • "How about we both take nap?"
  • "Need...To...Change...Backpack."
  • "Ya looking at me?"
  • "You have plan?"
  • "Not sleeply at all!"
  • "Is Problem?"
  • "Ummmmmmmmmm,what?"
  • "Mighty one?"
  • "Don't worry me awake!"
  • "Is there a problem?"
  • "Ummm, we go now, fight more."
  • whining noises, "Arbiter", more whining noises."-when given a bad weapon
  • "Very grateful!"-when given a better weapon
  • "Above Us!"
  • "What they look like?"
  • "Mwa-ha-ha-ha!"
  • "Not here!"
  • "Me awake!Me Awake!"
  • "Prophets be proud,huh?"-when it kills a lot of enemies
  • "Me do something bad?"
  • "That NOT me!"-when the Grunt kills another ally by mistake
  • "Must...Not...Fall...Asleep."-if there is a long lull in the fighting
  • "No want to die!"
  • "Ugh!"
  • "Yee!"
  • "That easy!"
  • "Me minding my own business!"
  • "Sure, sure, you the boss."-when given a bad weapon
  • "Why do that?"-if Arbiter injures a Grunt
  • "You the boss."
  • "You no hurt me."
  • "What me do Arbiter!?"
  • "Same team!"
  • "On your side!!"
  • "Me faithful servant."
  • "But, Arbiter friend."
  • "Not me!"
  • "Careful!"
  • "That not right!"
  • "Not nice Mighty One!"-if you injure the Unggoy
  • "Why you do that?"
  • "That not Good."
  • "Thought you friend."
  • "STOP!"-if you injure the Unggoy
  • "What Arbiter?"
  • "Stop it,Arbiter!"
  • "Desist!"
  • "Quit it!"
  • "OW-OW!"
  • "Blarg!"(death)
  • "Bad friend!"
  • "Why?!"
  • "More Enemy!"
  • "There something wrong?"
  • "Ahh ha-ha Ahh!"
  • "LOOK OUT!!!"
  • "Me see too."
  • "Bad Guy!"
  • "Let none escape!"
  • "Yuh-Gah!"
  • "Where he go?"
  • "Maybe, me be sidekick, you know...like Robin." (IWHBYD Needed)
  • "Blegh-degahahahahaghh!!!" (Grunt death by Energy Sword or Needler)
  • "Wake up, bad guys!"
  • "I'm invisible"
  • "OWIE!!!!"
  • "mmmmmgghhhhhh!" -when mad
  • "Me see enemy!"
  • "Wo ho hae he"
  • "Let's go!"
  • "Ready?"
  • "Da-Da-Da-Da-Dum"
  • "Wee wee weee weeeeee"
  • "Fun,Do again"
  • "Hey come out and fight!"
  • "Gutless."
  • "Sissy!"
  • "Uh...we go now, fight more?"
  • "What wrong, you scared?"-if you remain away from the enemy for a long time
  • "Ahhhhhhhhhh, DEMON!"
  • "The demon is dead!"
  • "Erhh, it wasn't me!" If accidentally kills a higher Covenant (such as an Elite)
  • "Oww! Me have big bruise there, you know!" If fired upon by enemy/ally.
  • "That isn't funny!" If fired upon by Arbiter.
  • "If want get attention, just tap backpack" If you wound him when playing as the Arbiter.
  • "Arbiter kill us all! Hahahohoho!" When your allies turn against you when playing as the Arbiter.
  • "You no hide from me!!"
  • "Me forever in your debt." When you give him a higher strength weapon.
  • "Turret mine" if it finds open turret
  • "Friend" says when Arbiter betrays allies
  • "D'oh!" In reference to Homer Simpson
  • "I get the Helmet!" If a Grunt kills the Chief.
  • Sobbing- After his fellow grunt gets killed(or elite)
  • "Suck it, Heretic"!
  • "Whats the Catch?"When given a good weapon
  • "when you done peeing your pants come out and fight"- rare if you or an enemy is hiding
  • "prophets no like me no like"- said when playing on the level the arbiter.

Halo 3

  • "I did not sign up for this".
  • "Suck it! Heretic!"
  • "Here's one for your mama!"
  • "Time to open up a can of whoop ass!"
  • "Look at his gloves!,he'll crush us with those!"
  • "Come out Come out,wherever you are!"
  • "I'm going to Spank myself a Demon!"
  • " I thought I would never fight the Demon!
  • "NO NO NO!!!"
  • Grunt 1: "I will miss you!" Grunt 2:"I will too...I guess."
  • "He still wields the Hammer!"
  • "He's got a Hammer!"
  • "We have to stop the Demon!"
  • "My buddie's gone!"-when a fellow Grunt is dead.
  • "The Demon's going to get me!"
  • "Scatter!"
  • "Now they're using a Ghost!"
  • "I bet I can stick it!"
  • "Please don't kill me!"
  • "Leader dead, FLEE!"
  • "I'll get ya, you BIG BULLYING JERK!"
  • "This is the end for me!"
  • "Feet don't fail me now!" - When last one left alive.
  • "KIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!" - When in combat.
  • "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" - When blasted in the air by a Grenade.
  • "Take away its girl, and it turns into a bitch!"
  • "Someone countersnipe that guy!"
  • "Here, I'll help" - When throwing a Grenade.
  • "Run away!" - Same as above.
  • "Die!" - Same as above.
  • "Owowowowowowow!" - When shot.
  • "Move up!"
  • "I'll help."
  • "He killed my lover!" - when a nearby grunt is killed.
  • "Flare! Move!"
  • "You sick bastard!"
  • "It's safe to come out, this is... Sergeant Humanoid. Uhh....Yeah" - When hiding.
  • "You killed my best friend!"
  • "Disaster" - This may be said when a lot of Grunts or Brutes are getting killed.
  • "You killed my friends!" - When you kill lots of Grunts.
  • "He was my nipple mate!" - when nearby Grunt is killed
  • "You killed my nipple mate!" - same as above
  • "Arbiter, you've just been spanked!" - When the Arbiter is killed.
  • "They....killed them...Those monsters!" - When you killed all Grunts in the area.
  • "It's a nightmarree!" - If you kill a lot of enemies.
  • "Run for our lives, we're leaderless!" - If you kill their leader.
  • "Bad guy!"
  • "You're going down, big guy!"
  • "Oh no, he's here." - When one sees you.
  • "Oh no."
  • "What are you doing?!" - If Brute sticks Grunt with grenade and then throws him at the player.
  • "He killed Yayap!" - If another Grunt is killed by you.
  • "What will I do without him?" - When one Grunt finds a dead Grunt, but is not attacking the player.
  • "I wish I was back at the nipple!" - When running away from the Master Chief.
  • "It's the Demon! He's going to tear off my arms and use them as Maracas!"
  • "You giant bullying MONSTER!!!!!!!!" - Usually as a Grunt goes Kamikaze.
  • "I bet I can stick it!" - Said by a Suicidal Grunt when he charges at a player with dual armed Plasma Grenades.
  • "Enjoy my bright. Blue. Balls!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
  • "My light, guides the Journey!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze
  • "Faith and devotion!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
  • "Witness my belief!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
  • "Follow the light, brothers!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
  • "Help me! Stick you!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
  • "*Hums the halo 3 theme*" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
  • "I get his boots." - When you die.
  • "Let me live!" - When running away.
  • "Can I have his helmet? Brute master make Ultra." - Random.
  • "I'm gonna eat your liver on a cracker!"
  • "Now he's invisible!" - When he cannot see where you are attacking from.
  • "This is doom of biblical proportions!" - When you kill a lot of enemies.
  • "Oh Jesus!" - When a Grunt sees you.
  • "It's time for the Grunty Punishment!"
  • "He was my friend...." - When nearby Grunt is killed
  • "The Germans are coming! I mean, the Arbiter’s coming!"
  • "Ding Dong! The Demon's dead!" - When you get killed.
  • "I was wrong to shoot you, I see that now!"
  • "Man, every time we play a hide and seek game where you're suppose to hide, theres no point in you hiding, because I like always know where exactly you are. Its like go hide, and I already know where you're gonna go!"
  • "No my sweet sweet prince like George, don't die..."
  • "Hey, maybe we should stick our heads out!" - More than one Grunt camping in a Bubble Shield.
  • "He killed Jub Jub!" (This could refer to the fact that in Star Wars Battlefront, creating a profile called Jub Jub will cause everyone to be short and stubby, like a Grunt.)
  • "In the brochure it said this would be fun!"
  • "Oh, this sucks. I'm going north!"
  • "How can something so big hide for so long?" - When hiding.
  • "No! You killed George! We went to college together; he was on my team!" - After killing another

Grunt.

  • "Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.
  • "You killed Flip-Yap! Or Yap-Flip was he? It was Yap-Flip..no, Flip-Yap was his brother! DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW FLIP-YAP!! FLIP-YAP AND I WENT TO NIPPLE ACADEMY TOGETHER, and now he's dead!" - After killing another Grunt (Only with IWHBYD skull active).
  • "Hey, Demon! The jerk store called and they're all out of you. Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, unnhh! Okay look, you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt, I'll be the father. I'll polish your boots, I'll polish your helmet. It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!" - Final Grunt.
  • "I knew I should have taken that leadership class."
  • "Green armour - good camouflage. Shiny green armour - not so good!"
  • "Ooh, ooh! I got dibs on his chestplate!" - After you die.
  • "We suck together, we fight together!"
  • "The Demon will kill us all!!" - When you killed several Grunts.
  • "My Grunty claws will pinch!!"
  • "You killed Poon-Flip, the Flippiest Poon I ever knew."
  • "The Demon alive? That's a bad thing."
  • "Stop MOLESTING me!!" - When teabagging a live grunt.
  • "It's the Germans!! Oops, I mean the Arbiter." - When they see the Arbiter at some point.
  • "Please....don't kill me...."
  • "We killed the Traitor!!" - When the Arbiter is killed by Grunts.
  • "They killed him too!!" - Usually when the Brute of the Grunt's squad is dead.
  • "What the?" - When the Grunt is rudely awoken.
  • "Oh man, he's OK! Ruunn!!" - Upon discovering that the Master Chief or any of the other characters are fine.
  • "What a world!"
  • "Oh my God!!! Look at his gloves! He's going to strangle us all!!" - Rare, IWHBYD needed.
  • "I didn't sign up for THIS!!"
  • "We're leaderless, RUN AWAY!"
  • "Bring it, ugly!!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.
  • "Open up and say 'Aaah..'!"
  • "I found the Arbiter!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter.
  • "I kill you, tough guy.."
  • "Commander's dead. Flee, please!" - When the Brute in command is dead.
  • "This one's for your momma!" - Throwing a Grenade.
  • "You mother..." - Rarely heard. When seeing another Grunt killed in battle.
  • "Rukt..." - When sleeping.
  • "Get that guy!"
  • "Not me!" - Wishing he doesn't get killed upon seeing the Arbiter or the Master Chief wreaking havoc on his allies.
  • "I will miss you, sharer of my gas." - When another Grunt is killed.
  • "Look at him!" - Laughing a little, when your shields are down yet you still charge at the Grunts.
  • "I didn't order the Demon on the Menu!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.
  • "Please don't kill me, I won't tell the Prophet!!"
  • "He's raping me!" - If a body falls on it, such as being thrown from a Grenade detonation.
  • "Ahhh! Get it off of me!" - The same as above.
  • "This one's for your mother!" - When throwing a Grenade, with IWHBYD on.
  • "Meaty pus bag!" - When you are slaughtering the Grunts.
  • "How many times have you seen a Grunt go looking for the enemy and NOT get killed?" - IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
  • "How about me be on your side, and you no kill me. Deal?"
  • "The Prophets made me do it!" - Begging mercy.
  • "But I'm just following orders!" - Rare, IWHBYD may be needed.
  • "Suck it, Demon!" Then sometimes follows "Open up and say 'Ah'!" Or other way around also "Demon Flare!"
  • "Oh my God, he killed them all, RUN!"
  • "My dragon claws will pinch!"
  • "Nipple mate, you jerk!!!" - When fellow Grunt is killed.
  • "If you let me live, I'll find your girlfriend! As sappy as that quest might be, I will find your girlfriend!" - About Cortana, when being followed by the Master Chief.
  • "It's not fair!" - When seeing fellow Grunts die.
  • "Well, I guess it's one on one... Do you accept forfeits?? Please?!?" - Last Grunt alive.
  • "AYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA, OHHHHHHHH, YAAAAAAHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" - Kamikaze Grunt.
  • "He led us to die!!! F***ing monkey!" - To the dead Brute.
  • "Such a sucky race, me eat! It will set aside food nip for a while!" - To the dead Jackal.
  • "Bow chicka, wow wow! To you, human." - When a Grunt sees a Female Marine. A Red vs Blue reference.
  • "The Arbiter's a penis!" - When the Arbiter dies, IWHBYD Skull needed.
  • "You've killed my brother for the last time!" - When you kill random Grunt.
  • "He was my best friend, what am I gonna do without him?"
  • "They'll reward me for your head demon!"
  • "If the Demon gets us he'll rip out our skulls and take our backpacks"-Rare IWHBYD probably required.
  • "Did you watch that new Youtube Poop?"-Very Rare, IWHBYD skull needed.
  • "The Prophets are gonna love this!" -When Master Chief or the Arbiter is killed.
  • "It Bleeds? WE WIN!"-Rare, IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
  • "Enemy, there over there!"-Upon seeing any sorts of enemy.
  • "I call his gun!"-Rare
  • "I'm a killing machine" - When single Grunt kills both Master Chief and Arbiter (IWHBYD not required)
  • "Think of what me and my nipple mate did behind that rock....." Rare
  • "I hope the great journey has nipples...." A Grunt about to be killed.
  • "Nothing but teats and tedium, they said..." when Master Chief is seen
  • "What a world!" - when running away.
  • "For the Covenant!"
  • "Enemy is advancing."
  • "Together, as we share our gas!"

Rare sayings.

The I Would Have Been Your Daddy Skull is helpful to hear these rarer quotes, while a few require the "I Would Have Been Your Daddy". Note: the rarer quotes may not all be marked as such.

  • "He killed Flabjab!"
  • "It's safe to come out! This is sergent...Smith...sengensen."
  • "But...I don't WANNA die!"
  • "Merry Christmas" -sleeping grunt.
  • "Stupid brutes, telling us to listen to the stupid prophets, about some stupid journey with the stupid gods and the stupid demons"- on the covenant, near the end when grunt sees the flood coming.
  • "Hurray, he's dead! Run!"- after killing brute leader
  • "He's got a big whacking stick, and he's whacking it."- if carrying a Gravity Hammer, IWHBYD required
  • "It's the mighty Fist of Rukt!"- same as above
  • "Demon, this is all just a big misunderstanding."- rare, IWHBYD required
  • "Quick, apologize!" -When being charged by the Master Chief, rare
  • "Oh no, He's got the Fist of Rukt!!"
  • "We'll get you, Demon, we have NEW commanders now! Our old ones were really mean but these new ones are actually pretty nice!" (That's as close as I can remember)
  • "The Brutes! The BRUTES made us do it!"
  • "This is a BIBLICAL kind of doom!"
  • "This game isn't fun."
  • "I don't like this game."
  • "I'm gonna tear out your intestines and wear 'em as a necklace!"
  • "Have pity Demon."
  • "I'm gonna eat your liver on a cracker!"
  • "I'll investigate! Someone get me one of those Sherlock Holmes hats! With a pipe!"
  • "I'll cross my fingers and...Oh, crap! I don't have enough fingers!"
  • "It's a nightmare!" -When you're killing loads of Grunts
  • "I not know how to quit you!" -When a Grunt gets stuck by a plasma grenade by another Grunt.
  • "Demon at twelve 'clock... anyone have a watch? -When Master Chief is directly in from of the Grunt, IWHBYD needed.

Note: Number could refer to the fact that in Star Wars Battlefront, creating a profile called Jub Jub will cause everyone to be short and stubby, like a Grunt.

  • "He's getting up!!" -When the Arbiter is killed but comes back to life on single player campaign.
  • "Charge, backwards!"
  • "Please, be my guest. Take my gas." (best I can remember)
  • "I'll polish your boots."
  • "The demon approaches."
  • "Don't kill me! Look, I'll ask a Prophet! They might make a space for you on the Great Journey!"
  • "Walk the path brother. I...I will follow." - heard when a fellow Grunt is killed.
  • "It's a nightmare!"
  • "Clear the way!"
  • "For the Prophets!"
  • "Ready...DIE!!!"
  • "Please enjoy my fresh bright blue balls!!!"-when kamikaze.
  • "Witness my belief!"
  • "On my way!"
  • "Meaty Pus Bags!"-when mad at Chief or Marines.
  • "Catastrophe!"
  • "Get Down!"
  • "I think I just wet myself!"
  • "Oh turds, here he is!"
  • "Get Some!"
  • "I'm Leaving!!!"
  • "We're Doomed!"
  • "Oh Dear No!"
  • "Now i got ya!"
  • "I will take you down!"
  • "We can team up and take you down!"
  • "Don't provoke the Demon."
  • "I just wet myself."
  • "Should we come out of cover, what if he's still there?"
  • "You're only human."
  • "Demon, you are weak."
  • "Eat it Demon."
  • "This is the end for me."
  • "Ok, Ok, I'll share the nipple ok.
  • "Why did they stop shooting?"
  • "Monster!"
  • "I killed the Demon!" - When a Grunt kills Master Chief.
  • "I'll get ya, ya big bully!"
  • "Can no one kill the Demon!?"
  • "He's found me!"
  • "Game Over!"
  • "Ok Ok, I'll share the nipple!"
  • "Charge!...Backwards!!"
  • "Here's some candy!"-when throwing a grenade.
  • "No...No...No!!!!"-when a fellow Grunt is killed.
  • "I have methane, you want?" With IWHBYD skull on.
  • "I wanna go home."
  • "You like that one Demon!? Huh!? Do you like that!?"-Grunt after killing or sticking Master Chief,rare
  • "Ready to go out there?" "what if hes still there?" Grunts in hiding
  • "Zombie!"-Upon seeing dead player again after respawn-IWHBYD possibly needed
  • "Stupid Sasquatch! He's killed us all!- referring to a dead Brute.
  • "I have methane, you want?" IWHBYD is needed.
  • "Stop molesting me" Rare, IWHBYD is needed, happens when you shoot a Grunt that is running away
  • "He wont be able to withstand the power of a Grunt!" when charging at a Grunt who is firing at you
  • "FLARES FOREVER!"
  • "BIG BULLY!"
  • "I'm Bleeding!" - When injured
  • "Show pity Demon!"
  • "You know at this point, if the Demon gets us, shoots out our little skulls, and takes our backpacks, and humps us with his big, demony, butt, we deserve it."
  • "Thanks to you Arbiter my family can't get enough gas, enough nipple" IWHBYD is needed. Rare.
  • "Oh yay! He miraculously revived!" - upon seeing the Arbiter recover after being knocked out in single player.
  • "Oh, i think i crapped myself..." rare
  • "Wait, take my gas! Take my gas!"
  • "Let me live!"-when running away, IWHBYD possibly needed.
  • "This is a biblical cause of doom!" Said when he sees Master Chief, IWHBYD needed
  • "Demon flare" when you throw a grenade
  • "I'll chase him and I'll catch him and then I won't know what to do."
  • "Look, I teabagged him with my blue ball!" Said when a grunt tags you in the face with IWHBYD on and the plasma grenade must cover most of your visor.
  • "Open up and say 'AAAH'!" - when throwing a plasma grenade.
  • "It's our former Commander." -upon seeing the Arbiter
  • "I can't run while I'm scared!" -panicking grunt.
  • "(grunt)Cover me I'm going in.(another grunt)No its your fault flipyap died!"-rare if two grunts are hiding and one looks for the enemy. The IWHBYD skull may be needed.
  • "I stole his dummy!" Grunt when seeing the master chief running away.
  • "Take that!"
  • "Mother!"When a grunt is about to die, kinda rare.
  • "Should we go out there?" when behind cover not noticing the player behind them.
  • "YOU BIG BULLYING BASTARD!" - when throwing a plasma grenade, IWHBYD needed.
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