Phoenix Logs/Banished Units/Methane Wagon

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The Methane Wagon is a support vehicle unit which can be deployed by Yapyap

THE DESTROYER. It's slow, rickety, unstable, and the parking brake is a chunk of

wood, but other than that it works as well as you would expect a Grunt

contraption to. Whether by design or malfunction the Wagon emits a Methane

Aura: clouds of infusion-enriched methane that enhance the aggression and

damage of nearby Grunts, while confusing and reducing the damage of enemy

units in the stinky cloud. The Wagon can also make special deliveries of enriched

gas clouds by catapult—launching kegs with the Methane Delivery special ability.

The aura and clouds can be upgraded with The Good Stuff by drawing upon

illegal infusions stashed aboard by its party-hard operators. Unfortunately,

these special brews are rather...volatile. The Methane Wagon will detonate

violently when its structural integrity is compromised.

Yapyap THE DESTROYER dreams of owning a fleet of gold-plated warships to

lord over the mean streets of Balaho. Well, Yapyap doesn't yet have the gekz

saved up to afford that, so he has to settle for a souped—up Shadows in the

meantime. But with a few more successes on the Ark he can at least upgrade

them with aftermarket iridium plating, hubcaps molded with the face of

legendary Grunt heroes, and massive spoilers which ensure the Great Journey

can be travelled in style. Although it has not yet reached its final form the

Methane Wagon's mix of combat and support abilities do make it the mullet of

Grunt mechanized warfare: all business on the front lines, but party central in

the rear.