UNSC Hopeful

   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious.