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- "My friend. I'm an eight-hundred pound man with a large cleaver who kills animals every day and chops them to pieces. Do you really want us to be enemies? Or would you rather have a nice kebab?"
- — Jonas to an angry car driver
Jonas was a butcher in Old Mombasa during 2552. He was massive in size, but calm and friendly in nature.
Biography
During the Covenant invasion on Earth, he was calmly giving away his kebabs to the crowd escaping from the city. He had decided to stay in the city, as he realistically had no way to escape as he was too heavy to walk long distances, or would take too many seats on a train or a boat. Sadie Endesha tried to convince him to leave the city, but he insisted that Sadie escaped first, or went to find his father and then come back for him with a forklift.[1] His eventual fate is unknown, but he was likely killed as he had no way to escape the city.