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Requirement
Steaktacular! Play in a matchmade game and win a fucking steak!! MOOOO!!!
Linktacular! Play in a matchmade game that has Link in it.... Seriously WTF is up with that?
File:Grave.gif Death from the Grave! Kill an opponent after you have rectal inserted a grenade in him.
Laser Kill! Kill an opponent by using the Spartan Laser .
Grenade Stick! Kill an opponent by sexually harrassing him/her with either a Plasma Grenade or a Spike Grenade .
Incineration! Kill an opponent by using either the Flamethrower or a Flame Grenade or anyform of STD that causes it to burn when you pee on them.
File:Killjoy.gif Killjoy! WHY DO YOU GOT TO BE SUCH A FUCKING DOWNER!!
Assassin! Hit and kill an opponent with a melee attack from behind while running away like a lil fucking girl!
Beat Down! Hit and kill an opponent with a melee attack using your weiner (sorry ladies you can't do this one).
Extermination! Wipe out an enemy team with at least an overkill while T-Bagging each player after they die.
Bulltrue! Kill an opponent who is in the act of a sword lunge and scream BITCH into the microphone really loud.
Spree Medals
Killing Spree! 5 kills in a row without dying and touching yourself.
Killing Frenzy! 10 kills using your weiner as a melee weapon, females can just kick males in balls and poop on their chests..
Running Riot! 15 kills in a row without dying... If you can do this.. get a fucking life
Rampage! 20 kills in a row without dying, you know theres a sun outside right.
Untouchable! 25 kills in a row without dying, if you have achieved this... please just go outside already.
Invincible! 30 kills in a row without dying, are you even human... seriously get a real life.
Multi-kill Medals
Double Kill! Kill 2 opponents within 4 seconds of each other, oh your so good... STFU.
Triple Kill! Kill 3 opponents within 4 seconds of each other, so we all know you just throw nades at your team when they do all the work.
Overkill! Kill 4 opponents within 4 seconds of each other, if your not dead you will be soon.
Killtacular! Kill 5 opponents within 4 seconds of each other, sorry noobs team slayer is 4v4 (social bitches only).
Killtrocity! Kill 6 opponents within 4 seconds of each other, why are you even playing big team games?
Killimanjaro! Kill 7 opponents within 4 seconds of each other, now your just hacking.
Killtastrophe! Kill 8 opponents within 4 seconds of each other, wow you killed a full team in 4 seconds... fucking no life loser.
Killapocalypse! Kill 9 opponents within 4 seconds of each other, since when are teams even 9 people big.
Killionaire! Kill 10 opponents within 4 seconds of each other, seriously if you get this... turn off your tv and go kill yourself.
Sniper Medals
Sniper Kill! Kill an opponent with a headshot by using either the Sniper Rifle or the Particle Beam Rifle , and then laugh at the stupid douche who stood still to take a pee while you killed him.
Sniper Spree! Snipe 5 opponents in a row without dying, seriously is the guy not back from peeing yet?
Sharpshooter! Snipe 10 opponents in a row without dying, ok now he's just out with a real life and your getting lucky.
Shotgun Medals
Shotgun Spree! Gun down 5 opponents in a row without dying, KAMIKAZEE!!!!
Open Season! Gun down 10 opponents in a row without dying, isn't open season a really bad movie as well?
Sword Medals
File:Sword spree.gif Sword Spree! Cut down 5 opponents in a row without dying, you fucking sword whore!
Slice 'N Dice! Cut down 10 opponents in a row without dying, I REPEAT!! SWORD WHORE!
Vehicle Medals
Splatter! Hit and kill an opponent with a vehicle, cause you can't do it normally.
Splatter Spree! Splatter 5 opponents in a row without dying, since you can't drive in real life we let you here...
Vehicular Manslaughter! Splatter 10 opponents in a row without dying, this is why they didn't give you a RL license.
Wheelman! Be the driver of a vehicle when a passenger kills an opponent, haha your the bitch who drives around while a friend does all the work.
Highjacker! Seize control of an enemy ground vehicle, I'M A MAKE YOU MY BITCH!!!
Skyjacker! Seize control of an enemy aircraft, but don't jump back out and let him take it cause then your just retarded.
