Halo: Combat Evolved
- "Flare!"
- "Oh, you no leave me!"
- "We'll all get medals for this!"
- "Who's the man?!"
- "No. No more!!!"
- "Me KILL IT!!"
- "In da face!"
- "Oh. I get his gun!!!!"
- "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!"
- "Here I go..."
- "We win! WE WIN!!"
- "Good." - When Master Chief's shields are down.
- "Glory!!!"
- "Get up so I can do that again!!!"
- "Everybody duck!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade
- "Alright!"
- "Eat my Gruntiness, Demon!" - when in combat with the Chief
- "Flee!"
- "Die, devil!"
- "Cover me."
- "Do that again! Oh, I dare ya."
- "Back off!"
- "Here I found it! Help! Need Help!"
- "Down in front!!" - When throwing a Grenade.
- "Little people first!" - When running away.
- "He's gone!" - When an Elite is killed.
- "Leader dead! Run away!"
- "We are the Champions!! We are the Champions!" - Sung to the tune of the song, when Master Chief is killed.
- "You think you soooo great!" - When Master Chief shields are down.
- "Die mother f***er!" - On Legendary.
- "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW" - When wounded with several shots.
- Activates Plasma Grenade, then drops it on his own foot. Has time to say "$h1*"
- "You're hist-" - Just before being shot.
- "Why MEEEEE?!" - As it sees the Chief coming.
- "Not MEE!" - As it runs away.
- "You S.O.B.!" - When hit with a round that almost kills him.
- "WOW!" - As he dies.
- "He's gonna kill us all!" - As the Master Chief starts firing into a pack of Grunts.
- "I hate you!" - As he sees the Master Chief.
- "There you are!" - As it sees the Master Chief.
- "Sorry!" - If the Grunt shot another ally.
- "WHAT?!!" - When he discovers the Master Chief behind him or nearby.
- "YIKES!" - When shot in the behind.
- "He's on Elite!" - When Master Chief is attacking their leading Elite.
- "Alright!" - Leaps up onto a Plasma Cannon.
- "Get out of my face!"
- "Grenade bad!"
- "It wasn't ME!" - When a Grunt shoots one of his allies by accident.
- "DIE!" - About Master Chief.
- "Flee!" - Very high and plaintive.
- "Don't shoot! DON'T SHOOT!!" - Might work if the Grunt wasn't himself shooting at the Master Chief.
- "Nooohoho!!!" - When a Grunt is stuck with a Plasma Grenade, Flood Infection Form or Needler's needles.
- "BURN!!" - When Grunt opens fire when Master Chief caught unaware, doesn't happen very often.
- "Stoopid!" - Said when Grunt sees Master Chief for first time.
- "Stop it! Stop It!" - When panicking and being harassed by small arms fire.
- "Hurt you!" - When attacking an enemy of any kind.
- "Aaah! Bad Cyborg!"-when injured
- "Get it off! God it hurts! Nooooohohooo!" - When Flood Infection Form is on it.
- "No, please, no!" - Heard when fighting with the Flood.
- "It's.. it's that Cyborg!" - When the Chief appears.
- "Get it off me! Get it off!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade, Needler's needles, or Flood Infection Form.
- "They got the Elite! RUNNNN!"
- "More here!" - Upon spotting Master Chief and/or Marines.
- "What are you doing?!' - When a Covenant soldier betrays another.
- "What are you thinking?" - Same as above.
- "He was your friend!" - Same as above.
- "Bad Cyborg!" - After having lost most of his allies due to the Chief's massacring.
- Unbelieving "HUH?!?!" - As a grenade falls next to it.
- "Can't find him!"
- "Whoa - I'm outta here!" - When allies are shot
- "I'm goin' in!"
- "You can't hide from me!"
- "Mmmm...Jackal stew.." Asleep in Assault on the Control Room, Corridor of sleeping Grunts
- "Ooh, Aah, Get-it-off-er-MEE!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade, Needler's needles, or Flood Infection Form.
- "Hey! No sleeping on the job!!" - when Master Chief kills all Elites in a certain area then hides for a while
- "It burns!"- When shot by a plasma weapon.
- "Kill you"
- "Get out of my way!"-When the Unggoy is fleeing from you and there are several other Covenant around.
- "Get up so I can do you again! And again! Again!" on Legendary, after killed the Chief; similar to the ODST's "Get up so I can kill you again!"
- "He's everywhere!!" - When Master Chief runs circles around fleeing grunts and kills them
Note: Some quotes are deleted because they were false.
Halo 2
- "Lightning jim runs fast!" (When running)
- "LOSER!"
- "Go other way!"
- "Every Grunt for himself!"
- "Bad Guys on the move!!!"
- "Ha! He! He! Ha!!!"
- "You think me too short to be Arbiter?"
- "Please, no hurt! Me like Elites. Brutes stinky bad bad. Me stay here, make sure no Brutes come behind mighty Arbiter. Heh, heh... Eh?"- Cowardly Grunt in the level Uprising.
- "Me have bad feeling about this."
"You always have bad feeling! You had bad feeling about morning food nipple!" - Two SpecOps Grunts in the level The Oracle.
- "That right. Cower, coward!"
- "Wish me could sleep with eyes open."
- "KILLLLLL!"
- "We make fire... sing songs?."
- "Arbiter go first, ha ha."
- "Is there a problem, sir."
- "You no hide from me!"
- "Arbiter, our savior! Stupid Jackal, say thank you!" - Grunt Major on Sacred Icon
- "Me take off mask, smell better! But nooo, always have to fight on oxygen planet! How come never enemies breathe methane?"
- "You hunt, me kill!"
- "Come out so I can kill you!" - When he is the only Grunt alive.
- "Aahh! Demon!"
- "SHHH! Be very quiet. Me hunting Heretics..." - Sometimes heard on the level The Arbiter
- "There, there."
- "What want me do?"
- "We go now, fight more?"
- "Huhh?"
- You want toady? Me be good toady! Me have lots of practice! - When the Grunt is stared at for sometime.
- "SHEILA!" - Very rare even with IWHBYD. When you surprise a Grunt and your're in a Scorpion tank. Red vs Blue reference.
- "They got leader! Run!"
- "That's just greedy!"
- "The Demon is here!"
- "Me no see him."-when you're hiding
Grunt: "Nuh-uh, you do."
- "Enemy moving! Stay alert!"
- "Leader dead!"
- "Spoiler!"
- "Leader dead! Run away!"
- "He dead? Me run!"
- "You big, big and dumb!"
- "Helloooo-ooo?"-when you're hiding
- "Ow-howow!"
- "Stay hidden!"
- "Eh? It dies?"
- "Me suck lot less if had good gun, you know." - If you give him a less powerful weapon.
- "Haha! Run, enemy! RUN!"
- "We make good team."
- "Blade!!" - When seeing an enemy with Energy Sword.
- "Oh! Me could have stayed home!"
- "Oh, it figures. Me waste ammo, you come long, take kill!"
- "Together we kill them all!"
- "Me live to serve." - When staring at him.
- "That not right!"
- "What you doing, Arbiter?" - When staring at him.
- "Tell Mum I love her!"
- "They got Elite! RUN!!"
- "Why you hurt me?? I like human... eh?"
- "Me not worthy." - When given a good weapon.
- "You there?"
- "Ah! Hurt!"
- "Monkey!"
- "Baboon!"
- "Very bad thing!!!" - When Grenade lands nearby.
- "We stand still much longer, we be on date!"-when you're not moving and are close to the Grunt
- "Not again!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade.
- "What's wrong? You scared, Demon?" - Taunting the Master Chief
- "What's the catch?" - when given a good weapon
- "Wake up! Bad guys!"
- "Loser."
- "I'm outta here."
- "Get it off of me!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade.
- "It looks like enemy."
- "Arbiter, tell me a story."
- "Take off suit, get on knees! Then see who tough!"
- "Can I have helmet?" - When the Master Chief is killed by Elites and Grunts together.
- "Demon feel stupid when I kill it!" - When Master Chief shields are down."
- "Ya lookin at me?"
- "You already have one weapon!" - When swapping guns.
- "Me still see you!" - When a Grunt spots you while playing as the Master Chief.
- "Big scary thing run away! Please *snort* don't make me go back!" - Scared Grunt in the level -Sacred Icon.
- "You have plan?"
- "It die like all rest."
- "It wasting ammo, but me no care. Ha ha!" - When killed.
- "DIE!"
- "Too close! Too close!"
- "Bringer of death!"
- "We are the champions!" - Grunts celebrating, sung to the tune
- "Can't find him."
- "Shoot you!"
- "I smell him."
- "Elite!!!"
- "Idiot."
- "That was Fred!"
- "What are you doing?!"
- "What were you thinking?!"
- "Mighty one?"
- "We make good team."
- "Don't shoot me, Arbiter."
- "Are you angry, Arbiter?"
- "But Arbiter friend."
- "Together we kill them all!"
- "Baby, don't fail me now!" - When it's the last Grunt alive and Master Chief shields are down, holds grenade or other powerful weapon. Only higher ranked Grunts seem to say this.
- "Yeesssssssss, master. Give me precious, my precious!". - When you give a Grunt a heavy weapon.
- "I will love you, and pet you, and call you George." - when given a better weapon, referring to the weapon, not the Arbiter."
- "Bad thing!" - When seeing enemy vehicles.
- "Me want nap, you shoot." - When sleeping.
- "Every Grunt for self!" - When asleep.
- "Me so cute, you give me gun!" - When afraid.
- "Got issue with me performance.. Prefer we have rational adult conversation!" - Hitting a Grunt while playing as the Arbiter.
- "AAAAH! More bad.. things! Arbiter! Protect! Protect!" - When afraid of Sentinels, level Sacred Icon.
- "We happy to be Gwunties." - When seeing the Arbiter.
- "Me do something bad?"-when shot at
- "No one see me now." - When engaging Active Camo.
- "I'm invisible!" - When engaging Active Camo.
- "Where enemy?"
- "Maybe me be sidekick, you know like Robin." - When the Arbiter is staring at him.
- "No one can stop me!" - Said when given a Fuel Rod Cannon.
- "Tricky, tricky!" - Engaging Active Camo.
- "My thanks to the Arbiter." or "For me!?" - When given heavy weapon.
- "Make fire, sing songs. Call it camp!" - When standing still on the Arbiter.
- "Come here, Arbiter!" - Heretic Grunt taunting.
- "I always hated you Elites!" - Heretic Grunt teasing. SpecOps Grunts could say that to Heretic Elites on the same level.
- "You Heretics vewy stinky!" - SpecOps Grunt teasing Heretics.
Grunt: "He's green?"
- "Chimp!" - Taunt when a Marine is hiding or out of line of sight.
- Grunt : "Me so cute, you give me gun!"
Grunt : "Me cuter!"
- "AAAAAH! Bad, bad Demon!"
- "You give 'cause me cute?" - When given Rocket Launcher on the level Uprising.
- "Hey, where my gun go? Oh, right. Ha ha ha ha ha! Eeh?" - Engaging Active Camo.
- "Hard to tell but me not female." - When staring at him as the Arbiter.
- "If OK with you, me need go take pee."-when idle
- "Shhhh! Me hunting Hewatics". - Active Camo engaged.
- "Not even Grunt want to join your kind! - SpecOps Grunt taunting Heretics.
- "Me got dibs on Demon's boots."
- "Came the wrong way..." - Upon seeing Plasma Grenades planted near them.
- "God!!" - Upon seeing and understanding the amount of chaos that took place..
- "Bastard."
- "Sissy!"
- "All is lost!!!"
- "He slip out right under nose...that's impossible, me have great nose. My family has been bred for noses! And mine best!" - When you hide from a Grunt as the Master Chief, with the IWHBYD Skull active.
- "But I only shot it once... Wait.. I shot it many many times, and killed many many enemies!" - IWHBYD probably needed.
- "Something in the way he moves! That's right! Just like no other Arbiter!! Something in the way he moves me!" - Makes some ticking noises, staring at a Grunt after a battle as the Arbiter with IWHBYD Skull on.
- "Look out!" - If being attacked or spots a Grenade.
- "What?" - If stared at by Arbiter.
- "Me hear that!" - Heretic Grunt, in response to **
- "Present from Arbiter? Ooooo." - Give a Grunt Needler or Plasma Rifle).
- "Heretic Boss! You see? You see?" - Watching running Sesa 'Refumee, shortly before Arbiter went to cut the cables holding up the Gas Mine, level The Oracle.
- "See! Heretic! - Watching hologram of Sesa 'Refumee.
- "Scared, Arbiter?" - Heretic Grunt.
- "Me with you, Arbiter!"
- "Better than expected." - When staring at him.
- "Oky-doky!" - When exchanging weapons.
- "Run, enemy! Ruuuuun!"
- "A present from the arbiter, ooh" says when you give a good weapon to the Grunt then swap it back for his original weapon
- "Can you change backpack"? sometimes says on the levels Oracle and The Arbiter.
- "Off armor, get on top of me!" heard rarely on level Outskirts
- "Could have been worse."
- "That not me!"
- "Me live, me happy!"
- "Run Away!!!"
- "Youch!!!"
- "Yah-hah!!!"
- "Me live to serve!"
- "Better than expected!"
- "We make good team!"-said to the Arbiter.
- "Together we kill em all!!!"
- "Mighty one?"-siad to Arbiter.
- "OW!!!!!"
- "Yah-Gah!"-normally heard in death.
- "What next, nap?"
- "How about we both take nap?"
- "Need...To...Change...Backpack."
- "What Arbiter?"
- "Ya looking at me?"
- "You have plan?"
- "Not sleeply at all!"
- "Is Problem?"
- "Ummmmmmmmmm,what?"
- "Don't worry me awake!"
- "Is there a problem?"
- "Ummm, we go now, fight more."
- "Above Us!"
- "What they look like?"
- "Mwa-ha-ha-ha!"
- "Not here!"
- "More Covenant!"
- "Me awake!,Me Awake!"
- "Prophets be proud,huh?"-when it kills a lot of enemies
- "Me do something bad?"
- "That NOT me!"-when the Grunt kills another ally by mistake
- "Must...Not...Fall...Asleep."
- "No want to die!"
- "Ugh!"
- "Yee!"
- "That easy!"
- "Me minding my own business!"
- "Why do that?"-if Arbiter injures a Grunt
- "You the boss."
- "You no hurt me."
- "What you doing Arbiter!?"
- "What me do Arbiter!?"
- "Same team!"
- "On your side!!"
- "Me faithful servant."
- "But, Arbiter friend."
- "Not me!"
- "Careful!"
- "That not right!"
- "Not nice Mighty One!"-if you injure the Unggoy
- "Why you do that?"
- "That not Good."
- "Thought you friend."
- "STOP!"-if you injure the Unggoy
- "What Arbiter?"
- "Stop it,Arbiter!"
- "Desist!"
- "Quit it!"
- "OW-OW!"
- "Blarg!"(death)
- "Bad friend!"
- "Why?!"
- "More Enemy!"
- "There something wrong?"
- "Ahh ha-ha Ahh!"
- "LOOK OUT!!!"
- "Me see too."
- "Bad Guy!"
- "Let none escape!"
- "Yuh-Gah!"
- "Where he go?"
- "Maybe, me be sidekick, you know...like Robin." (IWHBYD Needed)
- "Present? From Arbiter? OOOoooh!!"
- "Blegh-degahahahahaghh!!!" (Grunt death by Energy Sword or Needler)
- "Wake up, bad guys!"
- "I'm invisible"
- "OWIE!!!!"
- "mmmmmgghhhhhh!" -when mad
- "Me see enemy!"
- "Wo ho hae he"
- "Let's go!"
- "Ready?"
- "Da-Da-Da-Da-Dum"
- "Wee wee weee weeeeee"
- "Fun,Do again"
- "Hey come out and fight!"
- "Gutless."
- "Sissy!"
- "Uh...we go now, fight more?"
- "What wrong, you scared?"-if you remain away from the enemy for a long time
- "Ahhhhhhhhhh, DEMON!"
- "The demon is dead!"
- "Erhh, it wasn't me!" If accidentally kills a higher Covenant (such as an Elite)
- "Oww! Me have big bruise there, you know!" If fired upon by enemy/ally.
- "That isn't funny!" If fired upon by Arbiter.
- "If want get attention, just tap backpack" If you wound him when playing as the Arbiter.
- "Arbiter kill us all! Hahahohoho!" When your allies turn against you when playing as the Arbiter.
- "You no hide from me!!"
- "Me forever in your debt." When you give him a higher strength weapon.
- "Turret mine" if it finds open turret
- "Friend" says when Arbiter betrays allies
- "D'oh!" In reference to Homer Simpson
- "I get the Helmet!" If a Grunt kills the Chief.
- Sobbing- After his fellow grunt gets killed(or elite)
- "Suck it, Heretic"!
- "Whats the Catch?"When given a good weapon
Halo 3
- "Scatter!"
- "Now they're using a Ghost!"
- "I bet I can stick it!"
- "Please don't kill me!"
- "Leader dead Flee!"
- "I'll get ya ,you BIG BULLYING JERK!"
- "Time to die,Demon!"
- "This is the end for me!"
- "Feet don't fail me now!" - When last one left alive.
- "KIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!" - When in combat.
- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" - When blasted in the air by a Grenade.
- "Take away its girl, and it turns into a bitch!"
- "Here, I'll help" - When throwing a Grenade.
- "Hooray!" - When the Master Chief is dead.
- "Someone help, I'm fighting Demon!" - When a Grunt is fighting the Master Chief.
- "Run away!" - Same as above.
- "Die!" - Same as above.
- "Owowowowowowow!" - When shot.
- "Stupid bully!" - When a Grunt is fighting the Master Chief.
- "Uh-oh, Grenade!"
- "Move up!"
- "I'll help."
- "He killed my brother!"
- "Flare! Move!"
- "You sick bastard!"
- "It's safe to come out, this is... Sergeant Humanoid. Uhh....Yeah" - When hiding.
- "You killed my best friend!"
- "You killed my friends!" - When you kill lots of Grunts.
- "He was my nipple mate!" - when nearby Grunt is killed
- "Arbiter, you've just been spanked!" - When the Arbiter is killed.
- "They....killed them...Those monsters!" - When you killed all Grunts in the area.
- "It's a nightmarree!" - If you kill a lot of enemies.
- "Run for our lives, we're leaderless!" - If you kill their leader.
- "Bad guy!"
- "You're going down, big guy!"
- "Oh no, he's here." - When one sees you.
- "Oh no."
- "I wish I was back at the nipple!" - When running away from the Master Chief.
- "It's the Demon! He's going to tear off my arms and use them as Maracas!"
- "You giant bullying MONSTER!!!!!!!!"
- "I bet I can stick it!" - Said by a Suicidal Grunt when he charges at a player with dual armed Plasma Grenades.
- "Enjoy my bright. Blue. Balls!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
- "Faith and devotion!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
- "Witness my belief!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
- "Follow the light, brothers!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
- "Help me! Stick you!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
- "I get his boots." - When you die.
- "Let me live!" - When running away.
- "Can I have his helmet? Brute master make Ultra." - Random.
- "I'm gonna eat your liver on a cracker!"
- "Now he's invisible!" - When he cannot see where you are attacking from.
- "This is doom of biblical proportions!" - When you kill a lot of enemies.
- "Oh Jesus!" - When a Grunt sees you.
- "It's time for the Grunty Punishment!"
- "He was my friend...." - When nearby Grunt is killed
- "The Germans are coming! I mean, the Arbiter’s coming!"
- "Ding Dong! The Demon's dead!" - When you get killed.
- "I was wrong to shoot you, I see that now!"
- "Man, every time we play a hide and seek game where you're suppose to hide, theres no point in you hiding, because I like always know where exactly you are. Its like go hide, and I already know where you're gonna go!"
- "No my sweet sweet prince like George, don't die..."
- "Hey, maybe we should stick our heads out!" - More than one Grunt camping in a Bubble Shield.
- "He killed Jub Jub!" (This could refer to the fact that in Star Wars Battlefront, creating a profile called Jub Jub will cause everyone to be short and stubby, like a Grunt.)
- "In the brochure it said this would be fun!"
- "Oh, this sucks. I'm going north!"
- "How can something so big hide for so long?" - When hiding.
- "No! You killed George! We went to college together; he was on my team!" - After killing another
- "Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.
- "You killed Flip-Yap! Or Yap-Flip was he? It was Yap-Flip..no, Flip-Yap was his brother! DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW FLIP-YAP!! FLIP-YAP AND I WENT TO NIPPLE ACADEMY TOGETHER, and now he's dead!" - After killing another Grunt (Only with IWHBYD skull active).
- "Hey, Demon! The jerk store called and they're all out of you. Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, unnhh! Okay look, you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt, I'll be the bomb. I'll polish your boots, I'll polish your helmet. It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!" - Final Grunt.
- "I knew I should have taken that leadership class."
- "Green armour - good camouflage. Shiny green armour - not so good!"
- "Catch!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.
- "Ooh, ooh! I got dibs on his chestplate!" - After you die.
- "Demon, you big bully!!"
- "Flare!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.
- "We suck together, we fight together!"
- "My Grunty claws will pinch!!"
- "You killed Poon-Flip, the Flippiest Poon I ever knew."
- "The Demon alive? That's a bad thing."
- "Stop MOLESTING me!!"
- "Please....don't kill me...."
- "What the?" - When the Grunt is rudely awoken.
- "Oh man, he's OK! Ruunn!!" - Upon discovering that the Master Chief or any of the other characters are fine.
- "What a world!" - IWHBYD Skull needed.
- "Oh my God!!! Look at his gloves! He's going to strangle us all!!" - Rare, IWHBYD needed.
- "I didn't sign up for THIS!!"
- "We're leaderless, RUN AWAY!"
- "Bring it, ugly!!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.
- "Open up and say 'Aaah..'!"
- "I found the Arbiter!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter.
- "I kill you, tough guy.."
- "Commander's dead. Flee, please!" - When the Brute in command is dead.
- "This one's for your momma!" - Throwing a Grenade.
- "Plasma throw!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.
- "Eat this, you jerk!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.
- "You mother..." - Rarely heard. When seeing another Grunt killed in battle.
- "Rukt's Fist, Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.
- "Rukt..." - When sleeping.
- "Fist of Rukt." - When sleeping.
- "Heres some candy!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.
- "Open up and say 'Ah'!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.
- "Get that guy!"
- "Not me!" - Wishing he doesn't get killed upon seeing the Arbiter or the Master Chief wreaking havoc on his allies.
- "I will miss you, sharer of my gas." - When another Grunt is killed.
- "Look at him!" - Laughing a little, when your shields are down yet you still charge at the Grunts.
- "Die, Heretic!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter, and oddly, the Master Chief as well.
- "Please don't kill me, I won't tell the Prophet!!"
- "He's raping me!" - If a body falls on it, such as being thrown from a Grenade detonation.
- "Ahhh! Get it off of me!" - The same as above.
- "The Demon is gonna eat me!!!" - When a Grunt is scared and running from the Master Chief.
- "Meaty pus bag!" - When you are slaughtering the Grunts.
- "How many times have you seen a Grunt go looking for the enemy and NOT get killed?" - IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
- "I'm SORRY about what happened to your planet!" - When about to be killed by the Master Chief.
- "How about me be on your side, and you no kill me. Deal?"
- "The Prophets made me do it!" - Begging mercy.
- "But I'm just following orders!" - Rare, IWHBYD may be needed.
- "Suck it, Demon!" Then sometimes follows "Open up and say 'Ah'!" Or other way around also "Demon Flare!"
- "Oh my God, he killed them all, RUN!"
- "What now, Demon?" - After the Master Chief dies.
- "My crabby claws will pinch!"
- "Holy flare to light the Great Journey!"
- "Nipple mate, you jerk!!!" - When fellow Grunt is killed.
- "If you let me live, I'll find your girlfriend! As sappy as that quest might be, I will find your girlfriend!" - About Cortana, when being followed by the Master Chief.
- "It's not fair!" - When seeing fellow Grunts die.
- "Me SpecOps! Me take Demon down, haha!" - When a SpecOps Grunt spots the Master Chief.
- "Well, I guess it's one on one... Do you accept forfeits?? Please?!?" - Last Grunt alive.
- "AYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA, OHHHHHHHH, YAAAAAAHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" - Kamikaze Grunt.
- "He led us to die!!! F***ing monkey!" - To the dead Brute.
- "Such a sucky race, me eat! It will set aside food nip for a while!" - To the dead Jackal.
- "Bow chicka, wow wow! To you, human." - When a Grunt sees a Female Marine. A Red vs Blue reference.
- "You've killed my brother for the last time!" - When you kill random Grunt.
- "He was my best friend, what am I gonna do without him?"
- "They'll reward me for your head demon!"
- "If the Demon gets us he'll rip out our skulls and take our backpacks"-Rare IWHBYD probably required.
- "F**k you!" -When sees Master Chief. Needs IWHBYD
- "Did you watch that new Youtube Poop?"-Very Rare, IWHBYD skull needed.
- "The Prophets are gonna love this!" -When Master Chief or the Arbiter is killed.
- "It Bleeds? WE WIN!"-Rare, IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
- "Enemy, there over there!"-Upon seeing any sorts of enemy.
- "I call his gun!"-Rare
- "I'm a killing machine" - When single Grunt kills both Master Chief and Arbiter (IWHBYD not required)
- "Think of what me and my nipple mate did behind that rock....." Rare
- "I hope the great journey has nipples...." A Grunt about to be killed.
- "Nothing but teats and tedium, they said..." when Master Chief is seen
- "What a world!" - when running away.
- "For the Covenant!"
- "Enemy is advancing."
- "Together, as we share our gas!"
- "For the nipple!" - when throwing a plasma grenade or attacking.
Rare sayings.
- "What IS that?!" When he spots a Pure Form on The Covenant, might need IWHBYD.
The I Would Have Been Your Daddy Skull is helpful to hear these rarer quotes, while a few require the "I Would Have Been Your Daddy". Note: the rarer quotes may not all be marked as such.
- "He killed Flabjab!"
- "It's safe to come out! This is sergent...Smith...sengensen."
- "But...I don't WANNA die!"
- "Merry Christmas" -sleeping grunt.
- "Stupid brutes, telling us to listen to the stupid prophets, about some stupid journey with the stupid gods and the stupid demons"- on the covenant, near the end when grunt sees the flood coming.
- "Hurray, he's dead! Run!"- after killing brute leader
- "He's got a big whacking stick, and he's whacking it."- if carrying a Gravity Hammer, IWHBYD required
- "It's the mighty Fist of Rukt!"- same as above
- "Demon, this is all just a big misunderstanding."- rare, IWHBYD required
- "Quick, apologize!" -When being charged by the Master Chief, rare
- "Oh no, He's got the Fist of Rukt!!"
- "We'll get you, Demon, we have NEW commanders now! Our old ones were really mean but these new ones are actually pretty nice!" (That's as close as I can remember)
- "The Brutes! The BRUTES made us do it!"
- "This is a BIBLICAL kind of doom!"
- "This game isn't fun."
- "I don't like this game."
- "I'm gonna tear out your intestines and wear 'em as a necklace!"
- "Have pity Demon."
- "I'm gonna eat your liver on a cracker!"
- "I'll investigate! Someone get me one of those Sherlock Holmes hats! With a pipe!"
- "I'll cross my fingers and...Oh, crap! I don't have enough fingers!"
- "It's a nightmare!" -When you're killing loads of Grunts
- "You let me live I'll find your girlfriend, as sucky as that quest would be, I would go and find your girlfriend."
- "Well this sucks, I'm going north."
- "I not know how to quit you!" -When a Grunt gets stuck by a plasma grenade by another Grunt.
- "Demon at twelve 'clock... anyone have a watch? -When Master Chief is directly in from of the Grunt, IWHBYD needed.
Note: Number could refer to the fact that in Star Wars Battlefront, creating a profile called Jub Jub will cause everyone to be short and stubby, like a Grunt.
- "He's getting up!!" -When the Arbiter is killed but comes back to life on single player campaign.
- "Charge, backwards!"
- "Please, be my guest. Take my gas." (best I can remember)
- "I'll polish your boots."
- "The demon approaches."
- "Don't kill me! Look, I'll ask a Prophet! They might make a space for you on the Great Journey!"
- "You BIG BULLYING MONSTER!!! when you kill surrounding Grunts near another.
- "Walk the path brother. I...I will follow." - heard when a fellow Grunt is killed.
- "It's a nightmare!"
- "Clear the way!"
- "For the Prophets!"
- "Ready...DIE!!!"
- "Please enjoy my fresh bright blue balls!!!"-when kamikaze.
- "Witness my belief!"
- "On my way!"
- "Meaty Pus Bags!"-when mad at Chief or Marines.
- "Catastrophe!"
- "Get Down!"
- "I think I just wet myself!"
- "Oh turds, here he is!"
- "Well this sucks,I'm going north!"
- "Get Some!"
- "I'm Leaving!!!"
- "We're Doomed!"
- "Oh Dear No!"
- "Now i got ya!"
- "I will take you down!"
- "We can team up and take you down!"
- "Ding Dong the Demon's dead."
- "Don't provoke the Demon."
- "I just wet myself."
- "No Great Journey for you Demon."
- "Should we come out of cover, what if he's still there?"
- "You're only human."
- "Demon, you are weak."
- "Eat it Demon."
- "This is the end for me."
- "Fist of Rukt."-while sleeping.
- "Merry Christmas!"-when sleeping.
- "Rukt...Fist"-while sleeping.
- "Ok, Ok, I'll share the nipple ok.
- "Why did they stop shooting?"
- "What the?"
- "Monster!"
- "My dragon claws will pinch!"
- "I killed the Demon!" - When a Grunt kills Master Chief.
- "I'll get ya, ya big bully!"
- "Ok,bring up the Fist of Rukt!"
- "Can no one kill the Demon!?"
- "You're only human!!!"
- "He's found me!"
- "Game Over!"
- "Ok Ok, I'll share the nipple!"
- "Charge!...Backwards!!"
- "Suffer Heretic!"
- "Here's some candy!"-when throwing a grenade.
- "No...No...No!!!!"-when a fellow Grunt is killed.
- "You killed Yapap!"
- "I have methane, you want?" With IWHBYD skull on.
- "I wanna go home."
- "You like that one Demon!? Huh!? Do you like that!?"-Grunt after killing or sticking Master Chief,rare
- "Ready to go out there?" "what if hes still there?" Grunts in hiding
- "Zombie!"-Upon seeing dead player again after respawn-IWHBYD possibly needed
- "Stupid Sasquatch! He's killed us all!- referring to a dead Brute.
- "I have methane, you want?" IWHBYD is needed.
- "Stop molesting me" Rare, IWHBYD is needed, happens when you shoot a Grunt that is running away
- "He wont be able to withstand the power of a Grunt!" when charging at a Grunt who is firing at you
- "FLARES FOREVER!"
- "BIG BULLY!"
- "I'm Bleeding!" - When injured
- "Show pity Demon!"
- "You know at this point, if the Demon gets us, shoots out our little skulls, and takes our backpacks, and humps us with his big, demony, butt, we deserve it."
- "Thanks to you Arbiter my family can't get enough gas, enough nipple" IWHBYD is needed. Rare.
- "Oh yay! He miraculously revived!" - upon seeing the Arbiter recover after being knocked out in single player.
- "Oh, i think i crapped myself..." rare
- "Wait, take my gas! Take my gas!"
- Let me live!-when running away, IWHBYD possibly needed.
- "This is a biblical cause of doom!" Said when he sees Master Chief, IWHBYD needed