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Halo: Combat Evolved

Halo 2

  • "Keep going, slackers."-Marine, Halo 2- Various levels including Delta Halo
  • "Don't stop now, Chief!" - Halo 2.
  • "Taken care of it." - Halo 2, when the enemy is killed/vehicle destroyed.
  • "So, that's a Spartan." - Female Marine in Halo 2.
  • "Argh, I'm hit." - Marine when wounded.
  • "Is... is that your bone?" - Random Marine responding to above.
  • "They almost wiped us out." - After taking heavy casualties in an engagement, in Halo 2.
  • "Hey sir! That ain't right!" - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously in Halo 2.
  • "Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy." - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously, in Halo 2
  • Marine 1: "Just because I'm scared doesn't mean I won't kill you!".Halo 2
  • Marine 2: "Yeah, me too!" - When engaging enemies in Halo 2.
  • "Why did everyone stop shooting?" - After an engagement ends in Halo 2.
  • "Sure you wanna give this up, Chief?" - When given a better weapon than what they had previously, in Halo 2.
  • "Uh...Whats wrong with it?" When given a better weapon then the one they had previously hadHalo 2
  • "Can you sign it, sir? I'm a huge fan." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously, in Halo 2.
  • "My family died on Reach, Sir. All of them." - When looked at for a bit by the player, in Halo 2.
  • "There are better weapons all over the place! Don't take mine!" - Looking nasty, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously, in Halo 2.
  • "I feel much better now." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously, in Halo 2.
  • "All I do is give, give, give." - Frowns and looking nasty, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously, in Halo 2.
  • "I appreciate it, Sir." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously, in Halo 2.
  • "I'll never wash this weapon." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously, in Halo 2.
  • "This doesn't make me very happy, Sir!" - Frowns, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously, in Halo 2.
  • "Great! Thanks!" - Then smiles, and salutes the player, when given a better weapon than what they had previously, in Halo 2.
  • "Look, a Mark VI." - Halo 2.
  • "A Spartan?!" - Halo 2.
  • "That man you killed had a baby!" - Halo 2, when an ally is killed.

Random tough talk with Elites on the level Regret: Elite: come out little monkey i have a banana for you Female marine: why don't you come in and find me?

  • "Is it over?" - Female Marine in Halo 2.
  • "Did we make it?" - Female Marine in Halo 2.
  • "That man you killed had a girlfriend with kittens!" - Halo 2 when an ally is killed.
  • "That man you killed had a puppy! - when an ally is killed

Halo 3

Unclassified

  • "Move along, nothing to see... Move along, nothing to see." - After a fight.
  • "Hold your positions!"
  • "Hey, I've got a live one!"
  • "Don't play with it, soldier."
  • "That's right, that just happened!"
  • "New vehicles just don't fall out of the sky!" - When crashing with a Warthog.
  • "Here comes the one-man army!" - When a Marine spots the Master Chief.
  • "Alright, let's move and mount it Marines and not in a rude way!" - Marine getting in a vehicle with other Marines, IWHBYD needed.
  • "I'll make sure this letter gets to your family, I promise." - Marine mourning another Marine.
  • "Aww, Man. I was going to get lucky tonight!" - If you betray a female Marine, IWHBYD may be required.
  • "After this, we're goin drinking!"
  • "Hey, look at me. I'm a big scary monster!" - Taunting a Hunter.
  • "Byaah!" - In the fashion of Howard Dean; Delta Halo, at the 'Off the Rock, Through the Bush, Nothing but Jackal', when falling down waterfalls. No IWHBYD required.
  • "Yeah, so..." - If idle too long.
  • "Wish they were all that easy." - Female Marine, when staring at.
  • "Ugly and stupid! What a combo!" - Female Marine taunting Grunts.
  • "I'm not THAT good looking.... Or maybe I am." - Female Marine, IWHBYD.
  • "My face! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!!" - A Marine, when injured.
  • "Gee, thanks a ton, Chief." - When given a bad weapon.
  • "Everyone buckle up! It's the law." - When Marines board a vehicle.
  • "I actually have really good motor skills..." - Upon kicking a Marine out of the driver's seat of a Warthog.
  • "We got a Ghost! And it's not even Halloween!" - A Marine, upon seeing a Ghost.
  • "Why, what's wrong with it?" - When giving a stronger weapon.
  • "Let's go, Arbiter dude!" - If idle too long, and Marine approaches the Arbiter.
  • "Ow, my freakin' butt cheek!" - Marine passenger when landed hard, IWHBYD.
  • "Somebody get me some raid!" - When Drones appear. IWHBYD needed.
  • "That's for those boys on Reach!" - Female Marine when all the enemy has been killed in the surrounding room and starts shooting at a dead enemy.
  • "Sen-effing-sational." - Australian Marine, Halo 3.
  • "It's killing time, boys! That's how I/we roll!"
  • "Shotgun!" - Upon entering a vehicle.
  • "Called it!"
  • "How long were you in Cryo?" - To the Master Chief.
  • "Right through his mind!" - Headshot.
  • "Hey, you're the man!" - When given better weapon.
  • "Hey, let me know when you want it back." - When given better weapon.
  • "Semper Fi bro, Semper Fi..." - Marine talking to dead marine.
  • "He's KIA." - When another Marine is dead.
  • "Protect the Chief!" - When the Master Chief's shields are down.
  • "Sergeant, we need back up!" - When being overun.
  • "I feel like a settler trading with a native." - After giving good weapon, IWHBYD maybe required.
  • "Yes Sir, we got trouble, right here in River City!" - Reference to The Music Man. IWHBYD required.
  • "Do not open til Christmas!" - Throwing Grenade.
  • "This right here, is why I signed up!!" - Marine in vehicle with the Master Chief.
  • "Kill stealing son of a bitch!" - IWHBYD.
  • "Hey, you're the perfect height, to kiss my ass!"
  • "Merry Christmas!" - Throwing a Grenade.
  • "Got something for ya!" - Throwing a Grenade. Possibly a reference to Red vs. Blue when Donut kills Tex.
  • "I made you a little going away present." - Throwing a Grenade.
  • "Here you go, sunshine." - Throwing a Grenade.
  • "Did you take a magic pill or something, 'cause that was awesome'!"
  • "Ah, I see, blow the crap out of everything. I like your style!" - Use only Rocket Launcher and Grenades.
  • "That ain't a puppy, Marine." - Sergeant.
  • "You alright mate?" "Yeah, I'll make it." - Or any other positive remark.
  • "Chief, can you teach me how to do that?"
  • "I like the way you think, Chief."
  • "Any chance you might have had, you just lost it..." - Female Marine in Halo 2 when given a weaker weapon.
  • "Bloody Bugs!"
  • "Good job/nice kill/man, I'm glad he's on our side..." - Halo 2 & Halo 3.
  • "Another kill for the Big Green" - Halo 2, when the Master Chief is taking down enemies quickly.
  • "Aw, that's another one for the Chief."
  • "I think I heard that." - Melee in Halo 2 & Halo 3.
  • "Eyes downrange, not down-shirt!" - Female Marine in Halo 2, after seeing enemies.
  • Don't shoot his head! You'll hurt Cortana, she's a hottie. She's blue, but she's a hottie." - Marine in Halo 2, in battle.
  • "Dude, these guys are from outer space...and we're killing them!" - Halo 3 - said after a battle.
  • "And everybody was kung-fu fighting..." - Halo 2 and Halo 3 - Marine killing enemies.
  • "Bam! His skull imploded!" - After you kill an enemy by meleeing him.
  • "Is his skull really as soft as that made it look?" - After you melee a Grunt in the head.
  • "Here's a Grenade, dumb foxtrot!!!" - Heard on the Ark on Normal.
  • "I need a nurse! No no, a female nurse." - After being hit in a battle.
  • "That knocked the change out of my pocket!" - Marine Passenger, if you almost flip a Warthog over.
  • "When are you going to start fighting split-lip?" - Taunting an Elite.
  • "You totally owned that sucker." - After you kill a Hunter on the level The Storm.
  • "Have we tried reasoning with them?"
  • "Get me an angle!" - When Warthog gunner is shooting.
  • "Floor it!" - (When Marine gets into vehicle.
  • "You treat your mother like that?" - Female Marine on the beginning of Metropolis if Male Marine is killed.
  • "Hit the gas!" - When a Marine gets on a vehicle.
  • "I'll take turret!"- As above.
  • "You wanna get us killed?" - Warthog gunner after falling off cliff and flipping.
  • "Who gave you the licence?"
  • "Be careful!"
  • "Yep, thats why its called a breast plate." - Female Marine in Halo 2.
  • "Alright, you can come, but I'm keeping my eye on you" - If you kill too many Marines, then stop attacking them. (Sargent Johnson has a slightly different version- "I'll trust you, for now").
  • "Bad person! Bad person!" - If you are fighting a Marine after you go rampant.
  • "He's gone rampant..." - If you kill too many Marines.
  • "Kill that armored freak!" - If you kill too many Marines.
  • "Kill him! He's crazy!" - If you kill too many Marines.
  • "He is a traitor, kill him!" - If you kill too many Marines.
  • "He's gone Section 8, kill him." - If you kill too many Marines, also usually said by Sergeant.
  • "What the hell?" - If you shoot a Marine.
  • "...Stupid... cyborg... - Said really fast by Marine if you kill another Marine.
  • "What's wrong with you?" - If you shoot or kill a Marine.
  • "Do I owe you money?" - If you shoot a Marine.
  • "Cease fire!" - If you shoot a Marine.
  • "Clean your visor!" - If you shoot a Marine.
  • "Where are your glasses, boy?" - If you shoot a Marine.
  • "Get up so I can kill you again!" - After killing an enemy.
  • "Come back to class so I can school you again!"
  • "Hey wait, that was mine, you stole my kill!" - If you or another marine kills an enemy.
  • "Oh, come on, Sir, that was mine!"
  • "Sword Elite down!" - When they take down a Sword wielding Elite.
  • "Okay, Purple Hearts for everybody!"
  • "Don't shoot his head, you'll hurt Cortana."
  • "Hey, chapstick."
  • "Hey, I hear their main weakness is for bananas. We got any bananas?" - After killing Brutes in Halo 3.
  • "Hey, man, if I get injured, be sure to give me lots of drugs!" - To the Master Chief.
  • "What's the matter? Am I comin' on too strong?" - Female Marine in Halo 2.
  • "Hey, baby!"
  • "Hey, do you know how to turn on the windshield wipers?" - After splattering the Covenant.
  • "ROAD KILL!" - After splattering the Covenant.
  • "That's one way to save ammo." - After splattering the Covenant in Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "Aw Sir, it's more fun shooting them!" - After splattering the Covenant in Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "Uhh... Chief, could you at least pretend to aim?"
  • "Have we tried reasoning with them?" - When fighting.
  • "Dude, are you made of leprechauns? Cause that was awesome!"
  • "That's for my little brother!" - Shooting a dead Elite.
  • "This is our Alamo!" - American Marine.
  • "Hey, I'm not from Texas, bucko!" - In response to the above.
  • "Fall in over here!" - Marine Sergeant.
  • "Yeah, you got it. Will there be snacks?"
  • "Hey, if you're going to the fridge... grab me a beer, please?"
  • "The whole staring and heavy breathing thing doesn't really work for me."
  • "Say good night, punk."
  • "Hey! Less looking, more shooting!"
  • "I don't know who glassed Reach, but it sure wasn't you, little girl scouts!"
  • "Swing bada-bada swing!" - After the enemy is meeled to death.
  • "I'll kill ya... a little bit!"
  • "BAM!" - When the enemy is killed by a Grenade.
  • "Well... goodbye!"
  • "What's on your back, a toilet?" - Taunting a Grunt.
  • "Do NOT open till Christmas!" - Throwing a Grenade.
  • "Look at me when I'm talking to you!" - Shooting a dead enemy with Shotgun.
  • "Damn, I forgot the plan... Oh yeah, kill the aliens."
  • "Come on, get back up so I can kill you again!!"
  • "Look, a Mark V." - Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "Do you think aliens have insurance?"
  • "Hehe, tickles, don't it?"
  • "Damn alien!"
  • "Stupid alien!"
  • "Covering fire!"
  • "Bet the Covenant didn't expect to fight the biggest Marine bad asses in the Corps!" - In Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "Whoohoo yaa!!"
  • "Watch where you throw those things!"
  • "Aww, it burns!"
  • "Can't we all just get along?" Possibly a reference to Red vs. Blue character Doc.
  • "Frag out"
  • "Mira, mira!" - Spanish for: Look! Look!
  • "Oh, God! I think that one was Bob!" - When fighting the Flood.
  • "This is bad. Like 'push the big red button' bad." - When the Master Chief is killed.
  • "Ahh, get this thing off me!"
  • "Ahh, medic!"
  • "Marines! Hold it now!"
  • "Don't ask, don't tell."
  • "That popping sound was his skull, wasn't it?" - When you kill the enemy with a melee on Halo 3.
  • "Aw... you mind pointing that somewhere else, Chief?" - When you point gun at Marine for a while.
  • "Sorry the grip's... sweaty." - After friendly firing you.
  • "Hey, you were the one who destroyed their ring!"
  • "Bastard!!"
  • "You yella belly bastard!"
  • "Die, split lip!"
  • "Yea, so when I shoot, I try to hit things."
  • "Hey, that was HIM, not me. If he gets pissed, it's not my problem"
  • "You know, I really should start counting."
  • "Im gonna take that as a threat."
  • "I've been waiting a long time for this." - If you kill enough Marines.
  • "AHHH!"
  • "Okay... Let me know if you want it back." - If you give a Marine a good weapon.
  • "Your loss!" - When given a heavy weapon.
  • "What? Is something wrong with it?" - If you give a Marine certain weapons.
  • "You killed him, Sir, you killed him!" - If you kill a Marine.
  • "Hey, Chief, it's me!"
  • "How did you clowns even find Earth?" - When engaging Covenant troops in Halo 2. IWHBYD Skull off.
  • "Ok, everybody settle in. Anybody see a Starbucks... Hey look there's one over there!... There's another one across the street from it... And one across the street from that.. Oh look, there's twelve of em'!"
  • "You DO know how to drive this thing..." - When you crash a vehicle they are riding.
  • "Hey, hey, let's catch one and ride it."
  • "Not as easy as you thought, eh amigo?"
  • "WHY!?! Why couldn't it have been me?" - If you die.
  • "Hey, alien! Why don't you turn down the suck!"
  • "Let me know when I should start TRYING."
  • "Enemy down!"
  • "Ghost neutralized!"
  • "Just when you started to get on my good side..."
  • "This one's for you, Billy!"
  • "I was so busy kickin ass I forgot to take names." - Female Marine in Halo 2.
  • "Messed them up good!"
  • "Thank you, thank you very much."
  • "Alright!"
  • "You mess with me, you mess with the Chief!" - While fighting against the Covenant.
  • "Yikes."
  • "Hostile, big one."
  • "Hostile down!"
  • "Aye!"
  • "Yes, sir!"
  • "Someone get Cortana outta his head!" - When Chief dies in Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "Come and get me! I'm just a little coward! No really, I am. Hehe...." - When one sees a Grunt running and screaming.
  • "Once I ran out of grenades so I threw my lunch... It really happened!"
  • "Don't worry, I won't bite." - Halo 2 Female Marine.
  • "I'll be a good girl, I promise." - Halo 2 Female Marine.
  • "Ah you mother f...." - If a Grenade detonates really close to them, but they survive.
  • "That's it, you're all gonna die!" - If down to last bit of health, Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "Open fire, lets spend some of that tax payer money!"
  • "Pour it on, Marines, you aren't paying for the rounds!"
  • "Idiot!" - If you toss a Grenade close to a Marine.
  • "See something you like?" - Female Marine, if you stare at her too long.
  • "Wow! Look at 'em fly!" - If you toss a Grenade and bodies fly in all directions.
  • "The Chief is down!" - When the Chief dies in Halo 2.
  • "What are you looking at me for? You're the hero." - If you stare at a Marine too long.
  • "You know? This reminds me of the time I got Herpes." - Marine, if idle too long.
  • "Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!" - Marine on LAAG, during killing spree.
  • "I'm not the one that blew up their Sacred Ring." - Marine, if you stare at him too long.
  • "Hey, I just realized; this isn't a drill." - When given a different weapon in Halo 2. IWHBYD Skull off.
  • "This is like the Alamo, you're dyin' for Texas, bucko!"
  • "This is as good a place as any."
  • "Thanks. For nothing" - When given a poor weapon.
  • "For now... this is home."
  • "I hope you're not all talk, Marine." - Sergeant Stacker; after a Marine makes an insult.
  • "Well, you said you were all skill, sweet face." - Female Marine responding to above statement.
  • "Back to my place for pie!"
  • "Well... Lucky me..." - Sarcastically, Perez character model; if you hand him a bad weapon.
  • "Whoops... I mean... uh... that was totally my plan."
  • "If you ask real nice, I'll kill ya. But only a little bit."
  • "Ow. That one went in." - When you shoot a Marine.
  • "How's your insurance?!"
  • "OOH-RAH!" - After Johnson chants something.
  • "I think I need a medic!"
  • "Really, if you're not dead, you're fine."
  • "What the hell, dumb ass!"
  • "Stupid little runt!"
  • "Craaap."
  • "My bad."
  • "Leave some for me!"
  • "My fault."
  • "That was me, my man."
  • "That's for Reach!" - When Marine kills enemy.
  • "Get it off me!" - When a Marine is stuck with a Plasma Grenade.
  • "You bloody traitor!" - When you kill enough Marines that the remaining ones become enemies.
  • "Well, this sucks."
  • "You can run, but you can't hide..." - Marine Sniper in Halo 2.
  • "Well, don't you wish we ALL had sniper rifles..."
  • "You lousy bastards!" - Marine, if down to last bit of health.
  • "What the hell, dumb ass!" - If you kill a Marine.
  • "Why did you DO that?" - If you kill a Marine.
  • "Incoming!" - When a Fragmentation Grenade is primed and thrown.
  • "Oh, I see. You expected us to dodge that!" - After you throw a Grenade and kill a couple of Marines.
  • "Oh, no. I mean..... I meant to do that... I meant to do that!! - Kills an enemy.
  • "Thats alright, I'd hide from me too."
  • "Ha! The tables have turned, now you're scared of us."
  • "Time to take your medicine kids!" - Warthog gunner on killing spree.
  • "Bueno, amigo, bueno"
  • "Great job, genius, now who's gonna save the world?" - When the Master Chief is killed by friendly fire.
  • "Pay attention, mate!" - Idle for several minutes.
  • "What/Huh? Where?" - After Marine says above statement.
  • "Advantage? Us? We kick their asses!" - Marine on Halo 2.
  • "Have we tried reasoning with them?" - Marine on Halo 2.
  • "OOOWAHAHA! Good one Amigo!" - Marine on Halo 2.
  • "Ah, man I love the beach!" - Marine on the level Outskirts.
  • "I hope you packed a suit, mate!" - Australian Marine.
  • "Are you sure Cortana's not helping you, mate?" - Australian Marine on Halo 2.
  • "Take off your mask, you can't be that ugly!" - Marine on Halo 2.
  • "I kill you, Grunt!" - Marine on Halo 2.
  • "Bloody bastards!" - Australian Marine on Halo 2.
  • "You drive, I wanna shoot things." - When the Master Chief enters driver's side.
  • "You know Kung Fu!? Holy Crap!!! - After meleeing a Brute in Halo 3.
  • "That is one angry Mike Foxtrot!" - Halo 3, when Brute berserks.
  • "I am gonna put my foot up your ASS!!... If I can find it!" - Halo 3, To Brute; IWHBYD required.
  • "I got Shotgun!"
  • "I got Gunner Seat!" - While getting into a Warthog in Halo 3.
  • "Man, first chance I get I'm gonna grab one of those ghost things."
  • "Uhh... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!" - Marine, when you kill another Marine in Halo 3.
  • "You're pending for a bending!" - Voiced by John DiMaggio, voice of/quote from Bender on Futurama; IWHBYD required.
  • "Why don't you go back to planet Jackass, jackass!? - John DiMaggio as well; IWHBYD required.
  • "Would you kindly shut your noise hole?" - Another Bender quote; IWHBYD required.
  • "Aww, I almost have an achievement!" - IWHBYD quote from Halo 3.
  • "Happy Birthday, sunshine!' - Throws a Grenade.
  • "Get'r done!"
  • "Say 'ello to mah lil friend!" - Marine in Halo 3, in reference to Tony Montana.
  • "YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" - When down to last bit of health, Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!" - When down to last bit of health, Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "Uhhhhhh, yeah?" - If you stare at a Marine too long.
  • "I know, I have pretty eyes, don't I?" - Stare at a Marine too long.
  • "Sometime today would be fine."
  • "You know, I just love getting up in the morning and kicking someone's ass."
  • "Anyone in there? Hellooo?" - Stare at a Marine too long.
  • "That was kinda disappointing." - Quick battle.
  • "Get off me!! Ghhh... AHHHAAHHHHAHH!!" - Infected by the Flood in Halo 3.
  • "Everybody out!" - Exiting a vehicle in Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "Pile out!" - Exiting vehicle in Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "Show time!" - Entering/exiting vehicle in Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "Man..." - When the Covenant troop is ran over, Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "This is for all the ladies I ain't sexing, cause I'm here fighting YOU!"
  • "See? He wanted my gun." - When you swap weapons with a Marine in Halo 2.
  • "Wanna go out some time?" - Halo 3, Female Marine if she is given a Sniper Rifle, Fuel Rod Cannon or Rocket Launcher, requires the IWHBYD Skull.
  • "You might have to adjust the seat a little." - Exiting a Warthog in Halo 2.
  • "The cavalry has arrived!" - When a Marine first spots you in Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "Get it off! Get it off!" - Stuck with a Plasma Grenade in Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "This is suicide, man!" - When a Marine dies in Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "Ahhh... the burn!" - Said in either a satisfied tone or a painful tone when hit in Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "Target neutralized!" - Halo 2.
  • "Touchdown!" - Halo 2, enemy infantry/vehicle destroyed.
  • "Ghost ride da whip!" - Mongoose Passenger in Halo 3 after jumping a ramp.
  • "Listen to you, Sweary Mary!" - Halo 2, said after another Marine almost swears.
  • "Chief just got wasted!" - If the Master Chief is killed in Halo 3.
  • "Time to get to work, Arbiter dude!" - When playing as the Arbiter, if a Marine accompanies you in a vehicle.
  • "Hey look, there everyone's favorite Elite!" - Said when Arbiter appears.
  • "Good to see you, Arbiter!" - Halo 3, when Marines greet you as the Arbiter.
  • "Sure thing, Chief. Here you go." - Halo 3, switching weapons with a Marine.
  • "Get mounted, Marines! Not in a rude way..." - Halo 3 when getting in a Warthog, IWHBYD Skull required.
  • "Bloody hell! That bloke's gotta big friggin' gun!" - Australian Marine in Halo 3.
  • "Screwed that Ghost good!" - Halo 2, when fighting enemy Ghosts.
  • "Um... ow." - Friendly firing on Sergeant Johnson.
  • "Great! A gun I can't use." - When given a Covenant weapon.
  • "Well, at least I can shoot myself..." - If given a weaker weapon.
  • "The Chief is dead... I think I'll go eat my gun now." - Marine in Halo 3 after the Master Chief is killed.
  • "You killed the Master Chief, you bastard!" - When Master Chief is killed. IWHBYD must be active, extremely rare quote.
  • "The Arbiter's dead." - Halo 3; said casually, like they don't care.
  • "Greeeeased those suckers!" - Marine on level Outskirts if the Master Chief splatters multiple enemies with Warthog.
  • "That was a lot of people dying at once."
  • "Man, I should have brought an umbrella." - After blowing up many enemies with an explosive.
  • "Damn, I should have brought my mittens." - Red vs. Blue reference to Caboose.
  • "I guess we know who wears the pants on this planet!" - After a large battle in Halo 3.
  • "Chief, can I be your friend?"
  • "Come on everybody, lets get in!" - Halo 3, after the player enters a vehicle. Unsure if IWHBYD Skull needs to be active or not. Note: when the Marine says "lets," it is said with a lisp.
  • "Oh man...did the Arbiter just get wasted!?" - When the Arbiter dies in Halo 3 Co-op with the IWHBYD Skull enabled.
  • "Hey, I thought Spartans never died." - Marine in Halo 3 when seeing the Master Chief die, unsure if IWHBYD Skull needed.
  • "Well, I was gonna teabag him, but... Everybody's looking." - Marine in Halo 3 after killing an enemy with IWHBYD active.
  • "Dude, this one looks like your sister!" - Marine observing a dead Elite in Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "Hey, careful, I've only got one clean pair!" - Marine in Halo 2, when you hit him.
  • "It's your funeral, mate." - Marine in Halo 2 given a better gun.
  • "I know I'm gonna die!" - Marine in Halo 2, when hit, in a sobbing voice.
  • "This is for my little brother!" - Marine, Halo 2.
  • "Oh, you shouldn't have." - Female Marine after given a better gun.
  • "Save ammo, run them over!"
  • "Sniper's taking a dirt nap!" - IWHBYD Skull required.
  • "Hey, look, they CAN fly!" - Halo: Combat Evolved, when a Grenade hits a live Elite, who flies through the air upon detonation.
  • "Oh, Man! I just had this thing washed!" - After an enemy is ran over.
  • "Dude, is that your cell phone?!" - Heard on the Ark, usually in a Tank, with IWHBYD on.
  • "Let's drive it like it's stolen." - Halo 3 Marine, when getting into a vehicle on the level The Covenant, after shuting down the First Tower.
  • "Oh great!!" - When Marines are in a bad situation.
  • "I know, you're trying to figure out what makes me so awesome." - If you look at a Marine for too long.
  • "Uhh... Sir?" - If you don't do anything aiming at a Marine for a long time in Halo 2.
  • "Ahh come on, mate, I was just having fun!" - When you force a LAAG gunner off while they are shooting.
  • "Erghh, someone give me some morphine!!!"
  • "Ahh stop whining, you little mutt!"
  • "What do you want? A cookie?"
  • "Less time here, more time there."
  • "All right! Something to take care of... I'm hungry."
  • "Contact's gone mental! - said by Marine when seeing a Brute go berserk.
  • "He's gone loco!" - Same as above.
  • "Cavrone!" - Halo 2, Hispanic swear.
  • "They were all like we're gonna take over your planet and we were all like here have some Grenades!" - Marine, Halo 3, the Ark, IWHBYD.
  • "Hey, you fellas better keep up!"
  • "I will get em' for ya..." - Marines upon mourning for their fallen comrades.
  • "Haha, real funny, Chief... Uh oh."
  • "Hey man, I'll take good care of your girlfriend!" - Unknown IWHBYD needed, Crow's Nest.
  • "Alright, the one-man calvary has arrived!" - Marine, Tsavo Highway.
  • "You're all DEAD!!" - Said by really irritated Marine.
  • "The Arbiter's dead, Chief, now what?" - Said when the Arbiter dies in Co-op.
  • "I LOVED him!" - Said when you kill the Arbiter, possibly IWHBYD.
  • "I am sore, and tired, and ready for vengeance!" - ODST on the Ark. IWHBYD possibly needed.
  • "Frag out, you dumb f...!" - Halo 3, when a Marine throws a Fragmentation Grenade. Rarely said, IWHBYD needed.
  • "This is as easy as punching children... Not that I have ever done that before..." - Halo 3, Marine in Crow's Nest barracks, IWHBYD required.
  • "I'm sick of being a sex symbol." - Halo 3, Marine in Crow's Nest barracks, IWHBYD required.
  • "You drive, I wanna shoot stuff! - Halo 3, when getting into Scorpion - perhaps IWHBYD.
  • "Shut him down, Cortana, shut him down!" - Halo: Combat Evolved.
  • "Take off your mask, you can't be that ugly!" - Hispanic Marine, Halo 2.
  • "Don't eat that doughnut." - IWHBYD may need to be on.
  • "That was a Marine!" - When you kill another Marine.
  • "What is your major malfunction?" - When you kill another Marine. In reference to StarCraft Siege Tank quote.
  • "They've got cloaking!" - On the Ark, unknown whether IWHBYD Skull needed.
  • "You drive, I'll gun." - When getting into vehicle. Unknown whether IWHBYD is needed.
  • "That was a lot of people dying all at once."
  • "You see this swelling, it's gonna be a fracture." - Medic to wounded Marine on Tsavo Highway, possibly IWHBYD skull needed.
  • "He's gone ballistic! Shoot him!" - When you kill too many Marines.
  • "You could have just asked him for his gun!" - When you kill a Marine.
  • "Where did you get your license? Mexico City?" - Hispanic Marine in Halo 2 after driving the Warthog badly.
  • "You mind pointin' that somewhere else?!" - Said by Marine if you point your gun at him.
  • "Did everyone already pee?" - When getting into a vehicle's driver's seat, IWHBYD needed.
  • "Awww.. You know kung fu?" - When killing an enemy by melee.
  • "He's gone crazy, SHOOT HIM!- When Marines turn on you".
  • "I'll take shotgun"- When a marine gets in a vehicle with you.
  • "I suck at that anyway"- When you take a turret off a marine.
  • "Hey, I was having fun"- Same as above.
  • "Come back up so I can kill you again!"- When a marine kills and enemy.
  • "Eh, you're a better shot than I am"- When you take a turret from a marine.
  • "I see you" - marine
  • "It's alive!" when a dead body is getting infected, might need IWHBYD.
  • "Ah! Stop that crazy son of a bitch!" When a dead body is getting infected, possibly need IWHBYD
  • "Dear Diary, the creepy giant stared at me today, and I didn't like it as much as I thought I would..." - Black Marine after you stare at him for a while.

RvB Easter Egg Quotes on Rat's Nest

Marine: "Hey, Open Up!"

Voice: "Password, please!"

Marine: "You gotta be kidding me. What password?"

Voice: "The password so that we don't open the door for Brutes."

Marine: "Do I sound like a Brute to you?"

Voice: "Well, you could be held prisoner by Brutes."

Marine: "If I was being held prisoner by Brutes and I knew the password, they could just force me to tell you the password and you would open the door for them."

Voice: "Ok, now I'm definitely not gonna open the door."

Marine: "But we need AMMO!"

Voice: "So why don't you go ask your Brute buddies then?"

Conversation between two Marines on the level Crow's Nest. Red vs Blue cameo, by the voices of Tucker (Marine) & Doc (Voice) - Easy and Normal difficulties.



Marine: "Hey! Open up!"

Voice: "What's the password?"

Marine: "Password? Oh man, I forgot."

Voice: Forgot... what?

Marine: I forgot the password.

Voice: "See, that was almost right. Uh, see, the password begins with "I forgot", but ends differently. Um, try again."

Marine: "No. I mean, I forgot the password."

Voice: "No, okay, see, you - you got it wrong again. See, you said the same thing as last time."

Marine: "I'm being serious; I don't know the password!"

Voice: "No no no, see, you changed the first part. See, that - that part was the right part. See, now you've got the whole thing wrong!"

Marine: "No! I forgot what the password is and I just need you to open the door!"

Voice: "Alright, c'mon, man, now you're just guessing!"

Only heard on Legendary. The Marine is Church and the voice is Caboose.

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