User:Forerunner/Joke Section

giving you weekly jokes. Updates occure on Saturdays

note:If you've entered this page by a post message, then youv'e fallen for this joke, list your self below.

This weeks Victims

1. I fell for it cause I came from recent changes, then I went to your page and fell for it. What an idiot. *sighs and shakes head*--Caboose File:Caboose.jpg ^{Orange Juice and Cookies} 00:48, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

I didn't fall for it. RR would like to say that this is an exact ripoff of User:RelentlessRecusant/Joke, and that Forerunner critised me, calling my joke (essentially his ripoffed joke as well) "...Sad! Your attemps to get friends are weak at best!" Just letting y'all know. Cheers, Ghost Inside the Machine ^{(Whisper through the Storm) (My Journeys) (Omens)} 23:02, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Yeah... he even used the same sub-user page. Forerunner, you attempts to get friends are weak at best. But at least you oused proper grammar on this page... good job! g^ue_st^y-p_er^so_ny-^th_in^gy 00:44, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

I didn't fall for it either cause I came from the recent pages.--Caboose File:Caboose.jpg ^{Orange Juice and Cookies} 00:48, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

This is sad. You say that RR's idea is stupid, then go and make rip it off for yourself. What the Halo? *sighs* Colonel Red Death 00:56, 18 March 2007 (UTC) File:Coffeebreak.jpg

I thaught it up gradualy. What i meant when i said 'RR's attempts to make friends were weak' i meant that he just constantly does it over and over with new methods. Anyway i was gonna make a halo jokes section. but when i went on {censored}'s userpage, it showed it, and also on anothers, so it evolved ito this. And i didn't say his joke idea was stupid! I thaught of the joke as a good idea, but mixed with the fact that his everyday attempts to earn friends across the world just made it less good so uh. -- Template:UserForerunner

ps. the {censored} was The person whome is annoying, but less annoying than RR and who seams more like a copy of RR himself!

P.P.S. It was different! on RR and his copies pages it shows 'You have a message on halo wiki (0)' meaning a message hasn't been posted at all, thats what gives it away! mine stated 'You have a message on halo wiki (1)', meaning a post had been made.

P.P.P.S. Cabbose has changed his. This is why i suspected him of being the legendary 'Vote Thief'. he has gone on his user pages history, and changed it. instead of the message, he's got a new pic.

Why did you "censor" it then? Caboose is a girl, BTW. Also, I'm the one who has 0 messages, not Caboose. Also, there is no "vote thief," there is no thief who is legendary, and there is no thief at all. No one is "stealing" votes. G^üé_ߣ^¥-∏_éҐ^∫ø_ñ¥-^†ħ_îИ^g¥ 18:26, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Yeah... this really is a rip off. Also, RR's did say you have (1) new, it was GPT's that says (0).

--Councilor 'Nodotee File:Donut 7.JPG ^{[BattleNet] - [Covenant of Halopedia]} 02:58, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Hmm...oh, and Forerunner. I posted my joke on Friday the 16th. I haven't changed it since then...there are no versions I keep on revising. Erhm. Yeah. =D Cheers, Ghost Inside the Machine ^{(Whisper through the Storm) (My Journeys) (Omens)} 03:06, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

i did not fall for it. i saw on a forum that you took rr's joke, along with some other people. also, its like at the middle of the page. the real one is at the top, like on rr's page. and now, the real something like 'you have $1'. btw though, that joke is pretty funny

The Lieutenant General 02:59, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

! didnt fall for it because I already fell for RelentlessRecussant's joke. Plus my computer was slow so while it was loading I saw my Internet bar say joke at the end of it. -- James G-23

This Weeks Jokes

You can add the jokes yourself

Football Stinks!

A man and a woman are in bed. The man farts and shouts '1-nil;'. The woman squeezes one out and shouts .one all.. by the time they get to 2 all, the man farts and &%£~@ the bed. Woman asks 'what was that'. Man replies 'half time, swap sides'.