M6 Spartan Laser

It is actually the jizz from a elite, and they shoved it in a gun, and then the gun evolved into a spartan laser. then people shoot the jizz out, which is molton hot, (y its red) at people and it will kill people cus it so massive. but if u live the shot, you will evolve into a snorelax. and then will be super tuff, and drive 10 tanks at once, cus he is so massive. lol i learned about momentum in class today. anyway, he will be all like, BITCH, gimmie food cus im so hardcore i kill duuds all the tim and i needz food cus i r hungary. and they bitchez will be alll like, k.