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Halo 3

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• "You GIANT BULLYING MOSTER!"
• Grunt 1 "At this time if he gets us, he's going to rip off our tiny heads, take of our gase tanks and hump us with his big demony butt."
  • Grunt 2 "Haha we deserve it!"-When fleeing IWHBYD needed.
• "Open up and say 'ahhh!'" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade, IWHBYD probably needed.
• "You're the man!" - When blasted with a grenade, IWHBYD needed.
• "Suck it! Heretic!"
• "I'll get you, you big, giant, FREAK!"
• "Here's one for your mama!"
• "Time to open up a can of whoop ass!"
• "Look at his gloves! He'll crush us with those!"
• "Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
• "I'm going to spank myself a Demon!"
• "I thought I would never fight the Demon!"
• "NO NO NO!"
• Grunt 1: "I will miss you!" Grunt 2:"I will too...I guess."
• "He still wields the Hammer!"when a grunt sees you with a gravity hammer.
• "Come out and taste the Grunty justice!"
• "He's got a Hammer!" same as above.
• "We have to stop the Demon!"* "My buddy's gone!" - When a fellow Grunt is dead.
• "The Demon's going to get me!"
• "Scatter!"
• "Now they're using a Ghost!"
• "I bet I can stick it!"
• "Please don't kill me!"
• "Leader dead, FLEE!"
• "I'll get ya, you BIG BULLYING JERK!"
• "Time to die, Demon!"
• "This is the end for me!"
• "Feet don't fail me now!" - When last one left alive.
• "KIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!" - When in combat.
• "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" - When blasted in the air by a Grenade.
• "Take away its girl, and it turns into a b**!"
• "Someone counter snipe that guy!"
• "BUGGER!"
• "It's not fair!"
• "Here, I'll help" - When throwing a Grenade.
• "Hooray!" - When the Master Chief is dead.
• "Someone help, I'm fighting Demon!" - When a Grunt is fighting the Master Chief.
• "Run away!" - Same as above.
• "Die!" - Same as above.
• "Owowowowowowow!" - When shot.
• "Stupid bully!" - When a Grunt is fighting the Master Chief.
• "Uh-oh, Grenade!"
• "Move up!"
• "I'll help."
• "He killed my lover!" - When a nearby Grunt is killed.
• "Flare! Move!"
• "You sick bastard!"
• "It's safe to come out, this is... Sergeant Humanoid. Uhh....Yeah" - When hiding.
• "You killed my best friend!"
• "Disaster" - This may be said when a lot of Grunts or Brutes are getting killed.
• "You killed my friends!" - When you kill lots of Grunts.
• "He was my nipple mate!" - When nearby Grunt is killed.
• "You killed my nipple mate!" - Same as above.
• "Arbiter, you've just been spanked!" - When the Arbiter is killed.
• "They...killed them...Those monsters!" - When you killed all Grunts in the area.
• "It's a nightmarree!" - If you kill a lot of enemies.
• "Run for our lives, we're leaderless!" - If you kill their leader.
• "Bad guy!"
• "You're going down, big guy!"
• "Oh no, he's here." - When one sees you.
• "Oh no."
• "He killed Yayap!" - If another Grunt is killed by you.
• "What will I do without him?" - When one Grunt finds a dead Grunt, but is not attacking the player.
• "I wish I was back at the nipple!" - When running away from the Master Chief.
• "It's the Demon! He's going to tear off my arms and use them as Maracas!"
• "You giant bullying MONSTER!!!!!!!!" - Usually as a Grunt goes Kamikaze.
• "KAMIKAZE!! KAMIKAZE!!..." - Said until killed. Usually as a Grunt goes Kamikaze
• "I bet I can stick it!" - Said by a Suicidal Grunt when he charges at a player with dual armed Plasma Grenades.
• "Enjoy my bright. Blue. Balls!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• "My light, guides the Journey!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze
• "Faith and devotion!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• "Witness my belief!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• "Follow the light, brothers!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• "Oooha" - Said by a grunt going kamikaze (IWBYD skull might be required)
• "Help me stick you!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• Hums the Halo 3 theme - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• "I get his boots." - When you die.
• "I get his helmet." - When you die.
• "Let me live!" - When running away.
• "Can I have his helmet? Brute master make Ultra." - Random.
• "I'm gonna eat your liver on a cracker!"
• "Now he's invisible!" - When he cannot see where you are attacking from.
• "This is doom of biblical proportions!" - When you kill a lot of enemies.
• "Oh Jesus!" - When a Grunt sees you.
• "It's time for the Grunty Punishment!"
• "He was my friend...." - When nearby Grunt is killed.
• "The Germans are coming! I mean, the Arbiter’s coming!"
• "Ding Dong! The Demon's dead!" - When you get killed.
• "I was wrong to shoot you, I see that now!"
• "Man, every time we play a hide and seek game where you're suppose to hide, there's no point in you hiding, because I like always know where exactly you are. Its like go hide, and I already know where you're gonna go!"
• "No my sweet sweet prince like George, don't die..."
• "Hey, maybe we should stick our heads out!" - More than one Grunt camping in a Bubble Shield.
• "He killed Jub Jub!" - This could refer to the fact that in Star Wars Battlefront, creating a profile called Jub Jub will cause everyone to be short and stubby, like a Grunt.
• "In the brochure it said this would be fun!"
• "Oh, this sucks. I'm going north!"
• "How can something so big hide for so long?" - When hiding.
• "No! You killed George! We went to college together; he was on my team!" - After killing another Grunt.
• "Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.
• "You killed Flip-Yap! Or Yap-Flip was he? It was Yap-Flip..no, Flip-Yap was his brother! DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW FLIP-YAP!! FLIP-YAP AND I WENT TO NIPPLE ACADEMY TOGETHER, and now he's dead!" - After killing another Grunt (Only with IWHBYD skull active).
• "Hey, Demon! The jerk store called and they're all out of you. Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, unnhh! Okay look, you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt, I'll be the father. I'll polish your boots, I'll polish your helmet. It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!" - Final Grunt.
• "I knew I should have taken that leadership class."
• "Green armour - good camouflage. Shiny green armour - not so good!"
• "Catch!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "Ooh, ooh! I got dibs on his chestplate!" - After you die.
• "Demon, you big bully!!"
• "Flare!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "We suck together, we fight together!"
• "I hate you you big robot!" - very rare
• "The Demon will kill us all!!" - When you killed several Grunts.
• "My Grunty claws will pinch!!"
• "You killed Poon-Flip, the Flippiest Poon I ever knew."
• "The Demon alive? That's a bad thing."
• "Please....don't kill me...."
• "We killed the Traitor!!" - When the Arbiter is killed by Grunts.
• "Arbiter, NO!!" - When the Arbiter is about to kill the Grunt.
• "They killed him too!!" - Usually when the Brute of the Grunt's squad is dead.
• "What the?" - When the Grunt is rudely awoken.
• "Oh man, he's OK! Ruunn!!" - Upon discovering that the Master Chief or any of the other characters are fine.
• "What a world!"
• "Oh my God!!! Look at his gloves! He's going to strangle us all!!" - Rare, IWHBYD needed.
• "I didn't sign up for THIS!!"
• "We're leaderless, RUN AWAY!"
• "Bring it, ugly!!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "I found the Arbiter!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter.
• "I kill you, tough guy.."
• "Commander's dead. Flee, please!" - When the Brute in command is dead.
• "This one's for your momma!" - Throwing a Grenade.
• "Plasma throw!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "Eat this, you jerk!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "You mother..." - Rarely heard. When seeing another Grunt killed in battle.
• "Rukt...fist...Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.
• "Rukt..." - When sleeping.
• "Fist of Rukt." - When sleeping.
• "Heres some candy!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "Open up and say 'Ah'!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "Get that guy!"
• "Not me!" - Wishing he doesn't get killed upon seeing the Arbiter or the Master Chief wreaking havoc on his allies.
• "I will miss you, sharer of my gas." - When another Grunt is killed.
• "Look at him!" - Laughing a little, when your shields are down yet you still charge at the Grunts.
• "I didn't order the Demon on the Menu!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "Die, Heretic!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter, and oddly, the Master Chief as well.
• "Please don't kill me, I won't tell the Prophet!!"
• "He's raping me!" - If a body falls on it, such as being thrown from a Grenade detonation.
• "Ahhh! Get it off of me!" - The same as above.
• "This one's for your mother!" - When throwing a Grenade, with IWHBYD on.
• "The Demon is gonna eat me!!!" - When a Grunt is scared and running from the Master Chief.
• "Meaty pus bag!" - When you are slaughtering the Grunts.
• "How many times have you seen a Grunt go looking for the enemy and NOT get killed?" - IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
• "The Demon! RUN AWAAAAY! Oh wait, it's the Arbiter."
• "Arbiter and Demon!"
• "I'm SORRY about what happened to your planet!" - When about to be killed by the Master Chief.
• "How about me be on your side, and you no kill me. Deal?"
• "The Prophets made me do it!" - Begging mercy.
• "But I'm just following orders!" - Rare, IWHBYD may be needed.
• "Suck it, Demon!" Then sometimes follows "Open up and say 'Ah'!" Or other way around also "Demon Flare!"
• "Oh my God, he killed them all, RUN!"
• "What now, Demon?" - After the Master Chief dies.
• "My dragon claws will pinch!"
• "Holy flare to light the Great Journey!"
• "Nipple mate, you jerk!!!" - When fellow Grunt is killed.
• "If you let me live, I'll find your girlfriend! As sappy as that quest might be, I will find your girlfriend!" - About Cortana, when being followed by the Master Chief.
• "It's not fair!" - When seeing fellow Grunts die.
• "Me SpecOps! Me take Demon down, haha!" - When a SpecOps Grunt spots the Master Chief.
• "Well, I guess it's one on one... Do you accept forfeits?? Please?!?" - Last Grunt alive.
• "AYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA, OHHHHHHHH, YAAAAAAHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" - Kamikaze Grunt.
• "He led us to die!!! F**ing monkey!" - To the dead Brute.
• "Such a sucky race, me eat! It will set aside food nip for a while!" - To the dead Jackal.
• "Bow chicka, wow wow! To you, human." - When a Grunt sees a Female Marine. A Red vs Blue reference.
• "The Arbiter's a p***s!" - When the Arbiter dies, IWHBYD Skull needed.
• "You've killed my brother for the last time!" - When you kill random Grunt.
• "He was my best friend, what am I gonna do without him?"
• "They'll reward me for your head demon!"
• "If the Demon gets us he'll rip out our skulls and take our backpacks and hump us with his big, demony butt" - Rare IWHBYD probably required.
• "F**k you!" - When sees Master Chief. Needs IWHBYD.
• "Did you watch that new Youtube Poop?" - Very Rare, IWHBYD skull needed.
• "The Prophets are gonna love this!" - When Master Chief or the Arbiter is killed.
• "We destroyed the Arbiter!" - When the Arbiter is killed.
• "It Bleeds? WE WIN!" - Rare, IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
• "Enemy, there over there!" - Upon seeing any sorts of enemy.
• "I call his gun!" - Rare.
• "I'm a killing machine" - When single Grunt kills both Master Chief and Arbiter (IWHBYD not required)
• "Think of what me and my nipple mate did behind that rock....." - Rare.
• "I hope the Great Journey has nipples...." - A Grunt about to be killed.
• "Nothing but teats and tedium, they said..." - When Master Chief is seen
• "What a world!" - when running away.
• "For the Covenant!"
• "Enemy is advancing."
• "Together, as we share our gas!"
• "For the nipple!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade or attacking.
• "The demon's dead! We'll be heroes!" - When they kill the master chief. IWHBYD may be required.
• "What IS that?!" - When he spots a Pure Form on The Covenant, might need IWHBYD.

The I Would Have Been Your Daddy Skull is helpful to hear these rarer quotes, while a few require the "I Would Have Been Your Daddy".

• "He killed Flabjab!"(Rare)
• "It's safe to come out! This is sergeant...Smith...sengensen."
• "But...I don't WANNA die!"
• "Stupid brutes, telling us to listen to the stupid prophets, about some stupid journey with the stupid gods and the stupid demons" - On The Covenant, near the end when grunt sees the flood coming.
• "Hurray, he's dead! Run!"- After killing brute leader.
• "He's got a big whacking stick, and he's whacking it." - If carrying a Gravity Hammer, IWHBYD required.
• "It's the mighty Fist of Rukt!" - Same as above.
• "Demon, this is all just a big misunderstanding."- Rare.
• "Quick, apologize!" - When being charged by the Master Chief, rare.
• "Oh no, He's got the Fist of Rukt!!"
• "The Brutes! The BRUTES made us do it!"
• "This is a BIBLICAL kind of doom!"
• "This game isn't fun."
• "I don't like this game."
• "I'm gonna tear out your intestines and wear 'em as a necklace!"
• "Have pity Demon."
• "I'll investigate! Someone get me one of those Sherlock Holmes hats! With a pipe!"
• "I'll cross my fingers and...Oh, crap! I don't have enough fingers!"
• "It's a nightmare!" - When you're killing loads of Grunts.
• "I not know how to quit you!" - When a Grunt gets stuck by a Plasma Grenade by another Grunt.
• "Demon at twelve 'clock... anyone have a watch? - When Master Chief is directly in from of the Grunt, IWHBYD needed.
• "He's getting up!!" - When the Arbiter is killed but comes back to life on single player campaign.
• "Charge, backwards!"
• "I'll polish your boots. I'll polish your helmet!" - Low morale, IWHBYD required
• "The demon approaches."
• "Don't kill me! Look, I'll ask a Prophet! They might make a space for you on the Great Journey!"
• "Walk the path brother. I...I will follow." - Heard when a fellow Grunt is killed.
• "It's a nightmare!"
• "Clear the way!"
• "For the Prophets!"
• "Ready...DIE!!!"
• "Please enjoy my fresh bright blue balls!!!" - When kamikaze.
• "Witness my belief!"
• "On my way!"
• "Meaty Pus Bags!" - When mad at Chief or Marines.
• "Catastrophe!"
• "Get Down!"
• "I think I just wet myself!"
• "Oh turds, here he is!"
• "Get Some!"
• "I'm Leaving!!!"
• "We're Doomed!"
• "Oh Dear No!"
• "Now I got ya!"
• "I will take you down!"
• "We can team up and take you down!"
• "Don't provoke the Demon."
• "I just wet myself."
• "No Great Journey for you Demon."
• "Should we come out of cover, what if he's still there?"
• "You're only human."
• "Demon, you are weak."
• "Eat it Demon."
• "This is the end for me."
• "Why did they stop shooting?"
• "Monster!"
• "I killed the Demon!" - When a Grunt kills Master Chief.
• "I'll get ya, ya big bully!"
• "Ok, bring up the Fist of Rukt!"
• "Can no one kill the Demon!?"
• "He's found me!"
• "Game Over!"
• "Ok Ok, I'll share the nipple!"
• "Charge!...Backwards!!"
• "Suffer Heretic!"
• "Here's some candy!" - When throwing a grenade.
• "No...No...No!!!!" - When a fellow Grunt is killed.
• "I have methane, you want?" With IWHBYD skull on.
• "I wanna go home."
• "You like that one Demon!? Huh!? Do you like that!?" - Grunt after killing or sticking Master Chief, rare.
• "Ready to go out there?" "what if hes still there?" - Grunts in hiding.
• "Zombie!" - Upon seeing dead player again after respawn, IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "Stupid Sasquatch! He's killed us all! - Referring to a dead Brute.
• "Hey it's the elite guy!" - Said when sighting the arbiter in co-op. RARE
• "Stop molesting me" Rare, IWHBYD is needed, happens when you shoot a Grunt that is running away
• "He wont be able to withstand the power of a Grunt!" When charging at a Grunt who is firing at you.
• "FLARES FOREVER!"
• "BIG BULLY!"
• "I'm Bleeding!" - When injured.
• "Show pity Demon!"
• "What is this game on legendary!" IWHBYD needed. Rare.
• "You know at this point, if the Demon gets us, shoots out our little skulls, and takes our backpacks, and humps us with his big, demony, butt, we deserve it."
• "Thanks to you Arbiter my family can't get enough gas, enough nipple" - IWHBYD is needed. Rare.
• "Oh yay! He miraculously revived!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter recover after being knocked out in single player.
• "Oh, i think i crapped myself..." - Rare.
• "Wait, take my gas! Take my gas!"
• "Let me live!" - When running away, IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "This is a biblical cause of doom!" - Said when he sees Master Chief, IWHBYD needed
• "I'll chase him, and I'll catch him, and then I won't know what to do."
• "Look, I teabagged him with my blue ball!" - Said when a grunt sticks you in the face with IWHBYD on and the plasma grenade must cover most of your visor.
• "It's our former Commander." - Upon seeing the Arbiter.
• "I can't run while I'm scared!" - Panicking grunt.
• "(Grunt) Cover me I'm going in. (Another Grunt) No its your fault Flipyap died!" - Rare if two grunts are hiding and one looks for the enemy. The IWHBYD skull may be needed.
• "I stole his dummy!" - Grunt when seeing the Master Chief running away.
• "Take that!"
• "Mother!" - When a grunt is about to die, kinda rare.
• "Should we go out there?" - When behind cover not noticing the player behind them.
• "YOU BIG BULLYING BASTARD!" - When throwing a plasma grenade, IWHBYD needed.
• "Maybe we should let him go." - On Ark while in cover.
• "Its not like them to stop firing." - On Ark while in cover.
• "Shnamamamamamaaa!!!! Nanana naaaaaaa Naaaanaaannaaaanaaaaa" (Halo CE Jingle)- Kamakazi grunt
• "Great dogs of dungeoness!!"
• "Okay, I ask the prophets if they can give you a place in the Great Journey."- Grunt when panicking, IWHBYD may be needed.
• "I have you now!" - When a grunt goes kamikaze
• "Aiyiyiyi, KAMIKAZE!"-same as above
• "I'll getcha, you big jerk!"-when Master Chief kills some grunts
• "Haha! Arbiter, you have been sniped!" - When a Jackal snipes and kills the Arbiter and a Grunt saw it.
• (Singsong voice): "Oooah aaaaaah!" - When a grenade blows up in a Grunt's face and he goes flying.
• "Haha! Arbiter, you have been spiked!" - When a Brute comes and unloads a magazine of Spiker onto the Arbiter, thus killing the Arbiter.
• "Father, wait, please spare me!" - When Chief and the Arbiter kill a pack of Grunts, and the Arbiter is about to kill the last one with a melee.
• "Why is he chasing me!!!"
• "For Spaaartaaaa* Very rare IWHBYD skull needed.
• "No! My trusty (possibly grunty) partner, don't die! (sobs)"
• "If I chase him and I catch him and then I don't know what to do."
• "I can't run when I'm scared!"
• "You're unfit for nipple!"
• "Flare over human!" - throwing a Plasma Grenade
• "You killed Yubyub/Yapap/Yipyap/ZubZub!"
• Arbiter... if I could hump you... I would...

Halo Wars

• "Grunt Ready" - after buying a Grunt squad.

• "Grunt Reporting" - after buying a Grunt squad.

• "Watchya need?" - after being selected

• "It tickles" - after being selected.

• "Me move fast. Me not get shot!"

• "Go here. Go there." - common saying when told to move somewhere.

• "Grunt moving" - common saying when told to move somewhere.

• "Grunt. Go, go, go!" - after buying Grunt squad.

• "AAA!" - after Grunt is killed and shot up into the air.

• "We win!" - random Grunt saying after successfully living through a battle.

• "Can we go home now?" - random Grunt saying after successfully living through a battle.

• "What now?" - when selected.

• "Me no wanna!" - when commanded to go somewhere.

• "Look like armpit, smell like armpit..." - after waiting for a while.

• "In your face!' - when commanded to attack an enemy unit.

• "Me has bad feelings about this!" - when engaged in combat (reference to Han Solo from Star Wars).

• "Are we there yet?" - random grunt saying at some point when moving.

• "All together!" - when commanded to throw a plasma grenade.

• "Can't we just be friends?" - when being attacked by the enemy.