.fortune

In the Xbox version of Halo: Combat Evolved, if you create a new profile (or edit an existing one) and call it ".fortune" (dot located with shift on), a random saying will appear on the screen.

List of Fortunes

• All your hard work will eventually pay off.
• Everything lies in silence.
• If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway. (The very basic and first of "Murphy's Laws")
• Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. (Also a subdivision of Murphy's Law)
• Never wear your best pants when fighting for freedom.
• Rest is good, but idleness is its ugly brother.
• Smile when you're ready.
• You cannot fall off the floor. (Also a Murphy's Law)
• Your luck is about to change.
• Sorry, this fortune is temporarily out of order. (Note: This is extremely rare!)

Trivia

• This joke is also present in Marathon.