Marcus P. Stacker/Quotes

The following is a list of quotes said by Pete Stacker.

Halo: Combat Evolved Scripted Dialog

• "Go, go, go! Pile out people, let's move!" - In the beginning of the level The Silent Cartographer.
• "Hey, I didn't know you made house calls, Foehammer!" - To Carol Rawley after killing all the Covenant forces in the beach, level, The Silent Cartographer.
• "Second Squad! Ready to roll, soon as everybody's topside!"
• "Dammit! Okay, people, we got company comin', let's set the table. Engage enemy forces on sight!" - After Foehammer informed the Second Squad about Covenant air forces approaching.
• "Negative! They're closin' in too fast, negative!" - When Cortana suggested to engage the enemy inside the structure.
• "Chief! You gotta find the Cartographer! We'll keep 'em busy as long as we can!"

Halo 2 Scripted Dialog

• "Chief! Glad you could make it. Crash site's on the other side of this hotel, Chief. Covenant are crawling all over it. Follow me." - When you have reached the Hotel Zanzibar area.
• "Stay outta sight." - In the Hotel Zanzibar corridor.
• "Could use you on the gun, Chief!" - Driving the Gauss Warthog (however, when playing on Heroic, Sergeant Johnson appears as the driver of the warthog instead).
• "We got a Ghost inbound!" - Level Metropolis.
• "Fall back, fall back!" - Being under fire by Phantom, level Metropolis.
• "I'll drive." - On the first Gondola, level Regret .

Halo 3 Scripted Dialog

Some of these quotes may belong to him or to Sergeant Reynolds.

"Get those turrets up! Watch your fields of fire!" - In the level Crow's Nest.

"Quiet. Cut the chatter."

"Calm before the storm, Marines. Enjoy it."

"Point of entry, best assessment?" - In the cave area, level Crow's Nest.

"Agreed. Master Chief, get there." - About getting to a hangar.

"Agreed. Chief, Arbiter. Get there." - In Co-op.

"Drones! A whole swarm! Take 'em down!! Short, controlled bursts!!" - In Ops Center.

"You did the best you could, sir. Let's get the survivors up to the hangar. There's an elevator just outside the barracks." - To the Master Chief, in Co-op.

"I repeat: My convoy's been hit. I've got wounded... We're on the Tsavo Highway about... East of Voi. Someone, anyone, please, respond!" - By COM, level Tsavo Highway.

"We were en route to Voi, Chief. Banshees jumped us, started strafing. Pretty much ruined our day." - To the Master Chief.

"Marines in Voi really needed my supplies, Chief. But I'm pretty sure they'll be plenty happy to see you." - In a Warthog with the Master Chief, riding into the tunnel blocked by a Shield Barrier.

"Take down that barrier, Chief. Power Supply should be inside the tunnel." - If you wait to lower the Energy Barrier.

"Chief, the barrier only works against vehicles. You should be able to walk right through."

"Take down the Barrier Chief." If you wait to lower the energy barrier at the final barrier. 

"Ready when you are, Chief. Open the door, take point; we'll cover you with the .50!" - In the beginning of the level The Storm.

"Chief, open the door so we can roll on through!"

"Hey... how's ninety millimeters of tungsten strike ya?" - When you first get a Tank in Halo 3.

"All armor, form up on the lower doorway. Chief, get upstairs; have your robot pick that lock!" - On the level the The Ark.

"Yeah, well... you're also our ticket through this wall. So if you don't mind...?" - To 343 Guilty Spark.

"We'll go along Chief, you take the upper floor. Make sure we have a path through the wall!"

"All armor, form up! Hit 'em where it hurts!"

"First line clear! Move up!" - When the two Wraith's are destroyed.

"Second line clear! Push forward!"

"Bravo, flank and cover! I want everybody supportin' the Chief; he'll take it down!

"Alright, up the beach! Take out that Wraith!

"Hornets inbound!" - In the level The Covenant.

Gameplay Quotes

Halo: Combat Evolved

Random Funny Quotes:

• "Well, damn! You monkeys almost looked like soldiers out there!" -whenever his squad clears an area of enemies.

• "Well, that's one way to save ammo!" - If you run over a lot of Covenant with a Warthog.

• "It always pays to make sure." - Shooting a dead Covenant body.

• "Fall back!" - When Marines are getting quickly killed, note that even though he gives the order to fall back, no one falls back, not even him.

• "He's an idiot, about to become a dead idiot."

• "Oh!" - When getting hit.
• "You would have been my daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence!" - Taunting enemies.

• "You are gonna die!" - After becoming severely injured and extremely angry.

• "You got insurance on this thing?" - When you drive a Warthog badly.

• "Rock n' roll, let's get ready people!" - When sighting a far-off enemy.

• "Break out the butter, because you are about to get fried!" - Engaging enemies on a Warthog gun.

When you melee him:

• "Wear your glasses, boy!"

• "What is with you?"

• "What is your problem?!"

When you start team killing:

• "My men are not the enemy!"

• "I'd love it if you'd stop killing my men!"

• "A favor! Don't kill my men!"

When you get killed for team killing:

• "Jackass."

• "Oh, Captain's not gonna like this one..."

When you die:

• "Cortana?!! Cortana, can you hear me in there?!"

• "Somebody call Keyes, tell him what happened..."

• "Alright, start digging a hole, someone start digging a hole."

• "Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!"

• "We are bulled over!"

• "This sucks with a capital K!"

When throwing grenade:

• "It is over!"

When Marine/Chief throw grenade:

• "Grenade! It's live!! It's live!"

• Grenade! Get the hell outta there!"

Halo 2

• "I know you saw me standin' there." When a splash damage weapon, like a Scorpion, is fired in his direction.
• "You can't be that bad on purpose, Chief". - When you shoot him.
• "Well, I'd be pretty angry too if my face looked like a squid!" -said whenever an Elite roars at him.
• "How do I look like, Marine?" - Said after a Marine asks how Stacker is doing.
• "Split Chin Bastard!" - to an elite
• "Where the hell did you learn to drive?" - When the Chief drives a Warthog badly with Stacker on board. He says this exact line in the first game as well.
• "Here my mom thought i was gonna be a doctor."
• "If we survive, remind me to kick your ass!"
• "Ewww! Big green's gonna get ya!"
• "Keep it up and you might be on my good side." - When the Chief scores a lot of kills.
• "You got two hands, you used them before, use them now!" - When the Chief misses a lot of shots.
• "Hey, you made that look easy!" - When the Chief kills an enemy with a headshot.
• "I'll pretend... that was an accident, Chief." - When you shoot him.
• "That's what I call a team effort, let's get ready, people!" - When two or more Marines kill an enemy.
• "That is why you got the I in Chief." - When the Master Chief clears the area of enemies.
• "You do not have the right to wear the beret!" - When the Chief misses a lot of shots.
• "Hey, if you suck, it's your own damn fault." -said after a Marine complains of kill stealing
• "Hey, anyone got earplugs?" - While climbing into the Warthog Gunner seat (he says the same in Halo 3).
• "I can't hold a grudge against you." - If you kill too many Marines and you stop.
• "If my face looked like a squid, I'd be angry, too!" - Taunting an Elite.
• "That'll be one dollar for the first minute, ten cents after that." — When given a bad weapon.
• "Man, I could make a mess with this!" - If given a power weapon.
• "Don't cry, you're gonna make me feel bad." - After killing an enemy.
• "Man, you're shooting like you got a cheat code!" - If you shoot bullets and miss your targets a lot.
• "Next time I need a taxi you're the man to call, Chief!" - Outskirts after you jump something in the Warthog and land safely
• "These Marines look up to you, Chief." - If you kill a Marine.
• "How are you still alive?" - After the Chief misses a lot of shots or kills an ally and injures him.
• "Does the word training mean anything to you?" - When you shoot him.
• "Ew! You make my mother-in-law look pretty!" - When attacking an Elite.
• "Suck it, split-lip!" - Taunting an Elite.
• "Uh, leave the cursing to the professionals, son." - Said after a Marine shouts "Stupid alien!"
• "Chief...you owe me big time." - If given a bad weapon.
• "You are lucky that breathing is an involuntary reflex." - If the Chief becomes injured.
• "You are VERY lucky breathin' is an involuntary action!" When the Chief kills many enemies by himself without grenades.
• "Hey! Mr. Spaghetti!" - Seeing an Elite.
• "Boy, he's so ugly when he cries the tears roll down the back of his ears!" - Upon seeing a Elite.
• "That's fine and all, but you still owe me twenty bucks." When you kill an enemy that was shooting Stacker.
• "Come on out here so I can Smoke ya!"
• "Oh, We got a Ghost inbound!"
• "Alright, this is it, people! Let's rough 'em up!" - When faced with multiple enemies and vehicles, and allied with a group of Marines.
• "Careful, she's a kicker!" - When getting off a warthog turret.
• "Well, if you think you can do better..." - When ordered off a warthog turret after multiple kills.
• "Well, too bad!" Said after a marine shouts "I got shotgun!" as he gets into the shotgun seat before the other Marine.
• "Let the pretty lady in!"- Stacker "You trying to get slapped or kissed?"- Female Marine
• "Does the name Bozo mean anything to you?" - Halo 2.
• "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, I kill you." - Halo 2.
• "Hey, cow chunky!"
• "Hostile! And I mean it!"
• "Hot potato!" when throwing a Grenade.
• "Holy shit, that was fun, but DAMN!" When the barrel rolls over an ally.
• "NOW WHAT WAS SO HARD ABOUT THAT?!" When the team quickly dispatches multiple enemies.
• "Calamari!" After he, a Marine, or the Master Chief kills an Elite
• "EHHHHHHHH Calamariiiiiii!" To an elite
• "I hope you ain't all talk marine" when a marine taunts the enemy

Halo 3

Note: some of these quotes may require the IWHBYD Skull active to be heard.

• "This is gonna be a nightmare for the hazmat people." - Regarding the Flood infestation of Voi.

• "Hey, Hey, Hey!" - To Master Chief upon entering a Warthog.

• "Once more with feeling, let's go, people." - When engaging a target. A reference to the Halo 2 level High Charity which has a chapter entitled Once More, With Feeling. .

• "Hey, I heard you fellows taste JUST LIKE CHICKEN!" - taunting Jackals.

• "Hey nice going ace, NOW who's gonna save the human race?" - If You Die.
• "Is sucking that bad your idea of humor chief?"- when you shoot him.

• "I'm sorry. Your name is... uh..." - When he accidentally kills a Marine.

• "He's dead." - When a Marine is killed.
• "Anyone got some earplugs? Guess I'll have to stick my fingers in my ears!" -getting on to a warthog turret

• "Hey, you hungry? Here, have some bullets!" - IWHBYD Skull required, on The Ark.

• "Yep, it's really me." - On Floodgate, IWHBYD may be required.

• "You big footed, ugly sucker!" - Taunting a Brute.

• "Its a scarab! Bring out the Elephant Guns boys!" - The Ark, when facing the Scarab.
• "Big guns for big boys! it's a scarab lets bring it down!" - when facing a Scarab

• "I'm gonna send you all the way back to Planet Jackass!" - The Storm, when fighting a Scarab after destroying the last Anti-Air Wraith.

• "Don't eat that donut!" - said Crow's Nest with IWHBYD Skull on.

• "I want HOT BARRELS people! KEEP IT UP!" - When engaging a large group of enemies.

• "Pour It on! Do not let up!"- When engaging a large group of enemies.

• "What in the hell-?" - When getting shot.

• "Swap 'em for the mag." - When switching weapons with the Chief.

• "Grenades are like RAM. You can never have too much." - After the Chief or a Marine gets a grenade kill.

• "This is too much!! Even for a Pete! Aaaaah!" - Said when he takes damage.

• "Ever heard of a fair trade?" - when given a bad weapon

• "Chief can I be your friend?" - When the chief get's multiple kills

• "I don't need bodies, I just need a count!" - After all enemies and some Marines are dead.

• "Damn, I look good!" - After getting a lot of kills quickly.

• "Dodge that, ya son of a bitch!" - After finally killing an enemy.

• "Next one who dies gets double duty, cleans my laundry " - When a Marine dies.

• "My mom thought I was gonna be a doctor!" - After killing an enemy.

• "Sir, we have to develop what we call trust." - After the Chief steals his kill.

• "Hey! Where's the morphine?" - When he gets hit by enemy fire.
• "Kill them all! sort it later lets keep it up!"- when a grunt screams"There gonna kill us all!"

• "Fall in over here!" - Stacker "Yeah, you got it... Will there be snacks?"- Marine

• "Keep firing! Let's spend some of that taxpayer money!" - When engaging enemies.

• "There is no radio. Quit looking for it and drive!" - When you flip a Warthog, IWHBYD Skull may be required.

• "When you die, I'm gonna be a happy, happy man." - When attacking a Brute.

• "Sir, I know you saw me standing here"- when meleed
• "I didn't like him either, but DAMN!" - After you get killed by Marines.

• "Let God sort 'em out!" - Engaging enemies.

• "Hey! No one said, 'freeze tag'!" - If the Master Chief/Arbiter and all surrounding allies are inactive for a while.

• "That's fine and all... but you still owe me twenty bucks." - When given a good weapon.

• "I hope you're not all talk, Marine." - When a Marine taunts an enemy.

• "Ok, I admit it, THAT HURT!" - when shot.

• "You Remembered!" When Given a good weapon, IWHBYD needed.

• "Yo mama's so ugly, her tears run down the back of her head!" - Taunting a Brute.

• "Chief, you're freaking me out." - If you stare at Stacker for a while.

• "Pour it on, Marines, you aren't paying for the rounds!" - Engaging enemies.

• "Oh, crap!" - When stuck by a Grenade.

• "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"

• "You're breathing, you had me worried." - If the Chief becomes injured.

• "Nice pause but the world ain't gonna save itself." - If the Chief stares at him.

• "A plan is a beautiful thing when it works. This is a beautiful thing." - After area is cleared.

• "According to the manual, you're a dumb ass!" - Taunting an enemy.

• "Damn, that hurts! Oh crap..." - When stuck by a Spike Grenade.

• "French fried ugly! Favorite dish!" - After killing an enemy.

• "Hey there, blue bastard! You're gonna die!"

• "I'm gonna carve a lucky charm outta you, meat head!"

• "Hey, Mr. Latrine - is that a toilet on your back?"

• "Hey, Chewie! Your about to be turned into a foot rest!"

• "I'm gonna crack you open and put you on a pile of pasta!"

• "17B! Bingo!"

• "You're a thing named Blue, how do you do? Now you're gonna die!" (note this is a reference to Johnny Cash's song "A Boy Named Sue")

• "Alright, lets see what the big A can do." - said when spotting the Arbiter.

• "That's okay, ten-for-one!" - said when Marine laments over a dead ally.

• "Belay that, Marine!" - When other Marine says that they'll try to lure out an enemy.

• "Heeeeey, Calamari!" - said to Elite during a fight.

• "ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-HOLD YOUR FIRE!"-said when being shot by ally,IWHBYD required

• "I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm gonna kill ya'!" - Halo 3, IWHBYD required.

• "You're gonna look like a splat on my wind shield, big blue!"

• "I'm gonna rip your head off and shove it where the sun don't shine!" IWHBYD required.

• "Boy, the uglier they are, the harder they fall!" IWHBYD possibly needed.

• "Get it off! Someone get it off!" - when a Plasma Grenade or Infection Form attaches to him.

• "I'm sorry, did you really need to be that bad?!" when you shoot him.

• "I do not like the idea of dying, just so you know." possibly IWHBYD needed.

• "Wow, it's not even my birthday!" when given a good weapon, IWHBYD needed.

• "Hey, if you ever want this back...too bad!" when given a good weapon.

• "I had better not find this lying around somewhere" - when a good weapon is taken from him.

• "We have an uninvited Wraith coming in for breakfast!" IWHBYD needed.

• "Don't worry, there'll be more." - when all the enemies are dead.

• "This is not where the American idles!" IWHBYD needed.

• "I just love getting up every morning and kicking ass."

• "Remember me, from New Mombasa?" if you stare at him for a while.

• "All the things left back there is a shortcut to Hell!"

• "This is what we paid for, lets get ready, people!"

• "Move on through, Marines!" - Order given by him.

• "Men, you make me proud." - Halo: Combat Evolved, when all the enemies are dead.

• "Hey - ho! Well done, Marines!"

• "Woo, leave room for daddy." - When getting in a Warthog.

• "I'm gonna cut you open and spill you in the dirt."

• "Aw, it's gone crazy! Kill it, kill it, kill it!" When a Brute goes berserk.

• "Well thanks for the help, but I didn't need it." when you steal one of his kills.

• "All right, let's drive it like you stole it." when boarding a Warthog.

• "Drive her like she's got a trunk full 'o moonshine." When boarding a Warthog, IWHBYD needed. Reference to The Dukes of Hazzard in which a part time job for the Duke boys is to deliver Moonshine for their Uncle Jesse and conceal it in the trunk

• "Shoot me!" When getting infected.

• "Well, lets see what you got, Mister A." When he sees the Arbiter.

• "You know, I could've stayed home today" If he's getting severely injured.

• "Holy crap! You hit him in the mind!" when you melee an enemy, IWHBYD needed.

• "I'm gonna rip you into itty-bitty pieces!" when he sees an enemy, IWHBYD needed.

• " It ain't no puppy, Soldier" - referencing a Brute to a Marine.

• "Are you familiar with the term; "Rode it like a rented mule"?" When the Chief drives badly.

• "You know that thing on the left? IT'S A BRAKE!" If the Chief drives a Warthog badly.

• "Damn, you sure you got a license?" when you drive badly, also said in Halo 2. IWHBYD possibly needed.

• (coughs)" Yeah, maybe I should drive..." when crashing a vehicle.

• " Im gonna shave this one and see if we're related." Said after killing a brute.

• "It's an ass-kickin' party and we're ALL invited!" IWHBYD needed.

• "Only marines can kick ass like that!" -When making a jump in a mongoose or warthog.

• "Ahh!"-When getting swarmed by infection forms.

• "No No Noooo!" -Getting infected.

• "These things do not grow on trees, I am not paying" -When you roll a mongoose.

• "Yeah, I know. I'm awesome/handsome" If stared at. IWHBYD possibly needed.

• "What the hell?" When a marine is splattered by a chopper.

• "Now I'm tough but damn!"When shot and badly injured.

• "You bastards are goin' back to where ever the hell you came from!" When shot several times.