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==Procedure Details== | ==Procedure Details== | ||
===Carbide Ceramic Ossification=== | ===Carbide Ceramic Ossification=== | ||
*Description: Advanced material grafting onto skeletal structures to make bones virtually unbreakable. Recommended coverage not to exceed 3% total bone mass because of significant white blood cell necrosis. | *'''Description''': Advanced material grafting onto skeletal structures to make bones virtually unbreakable. Recommended coverage not to exceed 3% total bone mass because of significant white blood cell necrosis. | ||
*Risk(s): Specific risk for pre-and near-postpubescent adolescents: skeletal growth spurts may cause irreparable bone pulverization. | *'''Risk(s)''': Specific risk for pre-and near-postpubescent adolescents: skeletal growth spurts may cause irreparable bone pulverization. | ||
===Muscular Enhancement Injections=== | ===Muscular Enhancement Injections=== | ||
*Description: Protein complex is injected intramuscularly to increase tissue density and decrease lactase recovery time. | *'''Description''': Protein complex is injected intramuscularly to increase tissue density and decrease lactase recovery time. | ||
*Risk(s): 5% of test subjects experience a fatal cardiac volume increase. | *'''Risk(s)''': 5% of test subjects experience a fatal cardiac volume increase. | ||
===Catalytic Thyroid Implant=== | ===Catalytic Thyroid Implant=== | ||
*Description: Platinum pellet containing human growth hormone catalyst is implanted in the thyroid to boost growth of skeletal and muscle tissues. | *'''Description''': Platinum pellet containing human growth hormone catalyst is implanted in the thyroid to boost growth of skeletal and muscle tissues. | ||
*Risk(s): Rare instances of elephantiasis. Suppressed sexual drive. | *'''Risk(s)''': Rare instances of elephantiasis. Suppressed sexual drive. | ||
===Superconducting Fibrification of Neural Dendrites=== | ===Superconducting Fibrification of Neural Dendrites=== | ||
*Description: Alteration of bioeletrical nerve transduction to shielded electronic transduction. 300% increase in subject reflexes. Anecdotal evidence of marked increase in intelligence, memory, and creativity. | *'''Description''': Alteration of bioeletrical nerve transduction to shielded electronic transduction. 300% increase in subject reflexes. Anecdotal evidence of marked increase in intelligence, memory, and creativity. | ||
*Risk(s): Significant instances of Parkinson's disease and Fletcher's syndrome. | *'''Risk(s)''': Significant instances of Parkinson's disease and Fletcher's syndrome. | ||
==Results== | ==Results== |
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