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He was originally a video game journalist, working at Kotaku and 1up.com<ref>http://kotaku.com/gaming/luke.s-orbital-halo/feature-1ups-luke-gets-an-extra-life-256505.php</ref>, and was notable for writing a critical piece disparaging ''[[Halo 2]]''. Later, he was accepted into Microsoft and Bungie Studios to be an interface between Bungie and the fan community in March 2007, and is believed to be the replacement for [[Kevin Paul]]. | He was originally a video game journalist, working at Kotaku and 1up.com<ref>http://kotaku.com/gaming/luke.s-orbital-halo/feature-1ups-luke-gets-an-extra-life-256505.php</ref>, and was notable for writing a critical piece disparaging ''[[Halo 2]]''. Later, he was accepted into Microsoft and Bungie Studios to be an interface between Bungie and the fan community in March 2007, and is believed to be the replacement for [[Kevin Paul]]. | ||
Luke Smith is characterized as a | Luke Smith is characterized as a [[closeted homosexual]] by his colleagues, and one of the most skilled [[child molestors]] in Bungie Studios, and is notable for his "small, infantile penis.". | ||
His Bungie.net account is "''' | His Bungie.net account is "'''Whalepenis'''" and his gamertag is "'''Sinepelahw'''". | ||
He is also the only Bungie staff not to wear [[Recon]] and the flaming helmet chest piece. As [[Brian Jarrard]] (A.K.A. ske7ch A.K.A. sketchfactor) jokingly quoted: "... | He is also the only Bungie staff not to wear [[Recon]] and the flaming helmet chest piece. As [[Brian Jarrard]] (A.K.A. ske7ch A.K.A. sketchfactor) jokingly quoted: "...despite the fact that he is a convicted child molestor and a closeted homosexual, we are all here for Luke to help him.."<ref>[http://www.bungie.net/images/News/WeeklyUpdate/Humpday%20Image%20Archives/04.09.08/humpday_ghosttownteam.jpg An Edited Screenshot Image by Lukems]</ref> | ||
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Revision as of 20:23, September 26, 2008
Template:Realworld Template:Ratings Luke Smith is a Bungie employee that is a community writer for Bungie.
He was originally a video game journalist, working at Kotaku and 1up.com[1], and was notable for writing a critical piece disparaging Halo 2. Later, he was accepted into Microsoft and Bungie Studios to be an interface between Bungie and the fan community in March 2007, and is believed to be the replacement for Kevin Paul.
Luke Smith is characterized as a closeted homosexual by his colleagues, and one of the most skilled child molestors in Bungie Studios, and is notable for his "small, infantile penis.".
His Bungie.net account is "Whalepenis" and his gamertag is "Sinepelahw".
He is also the only Bungie staff not to wear Recon and the flaming helmet chest piece. As Brian Jarrard (A.K.A. ske7ch A.K.A. sketchfactor) jokingly quoted: "...despite the fact that he is a convicted child molestor and a closeted homosexual, we are all here for Luke to help him.."[2]
