User:Lordofmonsterisland

"Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied. But no matter what life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: 'With great power comes great responsibility.' This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm the Lord of Monster Island." Hi Template:USERNAME, my name is James and I'm from Texas. People call me "Lead Head" and "Devastator" for my stubborness and my cruel efficiency (even taking out my allies if they disobey orders). My main base of operations is found here, but I have another here. WARNING: If you see me on IRC, you will not know what to expect. I am irradic and will go insane if JWR appears. Favorite Things Video Games: Halo: Combat Evolved, Halo 2, Mario Kart DS, Donkey Kong Country, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, and Animal Crossing: Wild World TV Shows: Lost, Lilo & Stitch, Lost, Power Rangers Generations, Lost, Little People: Big World, and Lost Books: anything Lord of the Rings, anything Narnia, anything Star Wars, and anything Godzilla Music: Steven Curtis Chapman, Newsboys, John Williams, and Howard Shore Movies: Godzilla, Lord of the Rings, Godzilla, Chronicles of Narnia, Godzilla, Star Wars, Godzilla, Jurassic Park, Godzilla, Shrek, Godzilla, Night at the Museum, and Godzilla Side Notes I like to look at the Godzilla Neo series by Matt Frank (known as Curlyhairedkaiju or, better known as, GodzillaSamurai on Deviantart) and I'm also trying to work on a script for a super-sized Godzilla: Final Wars with every Toho monster ever done (or at least a reference to them at some point). Polls <poll> Who kicks more butt? The Master Chief The Arbiter Rtas Vadum Sergeant Johnson Chuck Norris Mr. T </poll> Guestbook Sign below if you visit me. heh...i guess I'm setting a trend??? I'm On Fire! FeedTheFlame WatchMySmoke 23:32, 30 June 2007 (UTC) I'll sign.Spartan-010 My Comm My Battles File:Marine Corp SSGT.JPG 21:45, 1 July 2007 (UTC) UNSCOH COL. "Running Riot" Ryan BAMFile:Colonel.png Corporal Masterchief46517 File:ODST1 u.jpg com link CSV 03:37, 6 August 2007 (UTC) Clavix2 TALK TO ME Things I done 21:00, 14 August 2007 (UTC) Names I've used on IRC Please do not ask where any of these came from. That information needs to remain confidential Lordofmonsterisl LOMI Anti-JWR GodzillaChief Invisible Transformer Optimus Megatron MasterChief JWR|Clone DarkLord One Gallery Final Goji.jpg The King of the Monsters in all of his glorious power Halo Elite Preatorian by Spitfire51.jpg The face of awesomeness HalfJaw.png Don't make him use them swords Honor Guard Councillor.jpg If only it existed "We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and THAT!!" Fear that thing to! Flood2.jpg Honey we're home! 343GS avatar.gif Glowing blue dot of total evil Gravemind.jpg Lord of the Dead... with the breath to send you there 117.jpg Don't they get it? They never win Halo2TheyllRegretthattoocopy.jpg The last thing you ever see Can't wait for the awesomeness H3 e32006 storyboard01 chiefwalk.jpg Don't get in his way Halo2weather.jpg Another Day at the Beach: Rainy Edition Eddiemylar.jpg Spartan-II's vs. Scarabs MC and Arbiter.jpg The Master Chief and the Arbiter Imperial Admiral.JPG Just plain cool lookin' Yamnzzin.JPG Dual-wieldin' Swords looks sweet Mr. T.png The infamous Mr. T: the true Sergeant Johnson Chuck Norris.jpg The awesome Chuck Norris The Master Chief.jpg "Thank you, Thank you very much, uh-huh" Master Chief painting.jpg MC trying to be Leonardo da Vinci The way to listen to your music MA5C Animation.gif Me, before you die Halo kicks ass.gif This is me when I'm mad!! BR Firing.gif I can take you down a mile away... MA5C Firing.gif ...And if I can't I do this and still kill you MultipleSpartans.jpg The Covenant need to be afraid Sniping animation.gif All you see of me; my bullet Spartans3.jpg the Ultimate Military Task Force.... the 300 Spartans A common enemy.jpg Back to back killing the Flood Halo3firstlook.jpg Cool look Burning halo-1-.jpg Another burning Chief MJOLNIR Mk.VI Powered Assault Armor (CQB).jpg For Shotguns and Swords For Choppers and Mongooses Caboose'spicture.jpg Me (in front) and my two best friends covering me Halyshitscreenshot.jpg Once again me and my two bests friends (me in front) Kpisalasergod2.gif Super-Splazer fire Spartans.jpg Again the Ultimate Army TopStorygraphicTeamHardcore.gif Sometimes the best option is to retreat You Just Got OwnedHalo Style.jpg Anyone that goes against me Byebye.jpg They're wasting their ammo on me Userboxes Favorite Quotes "Monsters are tragic beings, they were born too tall, too strong, too heavy, they are not evil by choice, that is their tragedy" — Ishiro Honda Template:Dialogue "Die? Didn't you know?...Spartans never die" — Kurt-051 Template:Dialogue Template:Dialogue Template:Dialogue Template:Dialogue "Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option" — Spiderman Template:Dialogue "Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied" — Peter Parker "The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out" — Green Goblin "Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spiderman" — Peter Parker "No matter what you do for them, eventually, they will hate you" — Green Goblin "Go web. Fly. Up, up, and away web! Shazam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho!" — Peter Parker, trying to shoot his webs "Blond is not so much a hair color as it is a state of mind" — a friend of mine "Never give up!" — me (my friends gave up anyways though) "When life gives you lemons, go buy Coca-Cola" — me "Everyone has the right to be an idiot; Most choose to abuse that right" — me "If that happens, we in trouble" — me "You can fool some of the people all the time, and all of the people some of time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time" -- Abraham Lincoln "If World War III is fought with nuclear weapons, then World War IV will be fought with sticks and rocks" -- Albert Einstein "I don't care who you are that's funny right there" -- Larry the Cable Guy "A friend in need is a friend indeed." -- Latin Proverb "A friend is a gift you give yourself." -- Robert Louis Stevenson "Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty." -- Sicilian Proverb "I get by with a little help from my friends." -- John Lennon "Friendship is always a sweet responsibilty, never an oppourtunity." -- Kahlil Gibran "When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. -- Edgar Watson Howe "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost." -- Charles Caleb Colton "If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country. -- E. M. Forster "You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." -- Winnie the Pooh "It is not so much our friends' help that helps us as the confident knowledge that they will help us." -- Epicurus "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. -- Mark Twain "Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step." -- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. "People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily." -- Zig Ziglar "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." -- T. S. Elliot "All that we are is the result of what we have thought." -- Buddha "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place." -- Nora Roberts "Begin with the end in mind." -- Stephen Covey "Love is never lost. If not reciprocated, it will flow back and soften and purify the heart." -- Washington Irving "Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that are not there." -- Otomo No Yakamochi "Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop." -- Anonymous "There is love of course. And then there's life, its enemy." -- Jean Anouilh "'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." -- Alfred Lord Tennyson "Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation." -- Kahlil Gibran "The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost." -- G. K. Chesterton "Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." -- Mark Twain "If you judge people, you have no time to love them." -- Mother Teresa "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." -- Aristotle "The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart. -- Helen Keller "I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you." -- Roy Croft "A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous." -- Ingrid Bergmen "He who wants to do good knocks at the gate: he who loves finds the door open." -- Rabrindranath Tagore "Where does the family start? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl - no superior alternative has yet been found." -- Sir Winston Churchill "It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations." -- Kahlil Gibran "To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down." -- Woody Allen "Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? -- Richard Bach "Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up." -- James Baldwin "Other men have seen angels, But I have seen thee, And thou art enough." -- G. Moore "Came but for friendship, and took away love." -- Thomas Moore "Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life." -- Leo Buscaglia "If I am pressed to say why I loved him, I feel it can only be explained by replying: "Because it was he; because it was me." -- Montaigne "I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it." -- Kyle Schmidt "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell." -- Joan Crawford "I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love." -- Henry Ward Beecher "I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever." -- Rabindranath Tagore "Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation." -- Kahlil Gibran "Hearts are not had as a gift, But hearts are earned..." -- William Butler Yeats "The saddest thing in the world, is loving someone who used to love you." -- Anonymous "There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go." -- Tennessee Williams "How could an Angel break my heart? Why didn’t he catch my falling star? I wish I didn’t wish so hard. Maybe I wished our love apart." -- Toni Braxton "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." -- Charlie Brown "You wondered how you’'d make it through. I wondered what was wrong with you. Because how could you give your love to someone else, yet share your dreams with me? Sometimes the only thing you'’re looking for, is the one thing you can'’t see." -- Vanessa Williams "Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go." -- Herman Hesse "Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing." -- Anais Nin "Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?" -- Philip G. Hamerton "Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted." -- Groucho Marx "The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by quotations." -- Isaac Disraeli "After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations." -- Henry Louis Mencken, on Shakespeare "It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations." -- Sir Winston Churchill "I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation." -- George Bernard Shaw "The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit." -- W. Somerset Maugham "Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted." -- Hesketh Pearson "Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted." -- Fred Allen "We have to face the fact that either all of us are going to die together or we are going to learn to live together and if we are to live together we have to talk." -- Eleanor Roosevelt "Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent." -- Issac Asimov "Older men declare war. But it's the youth who must fight and die!" -- Herbert Hoover "You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake." -- Jeannette Rankin, First Woman Member of Congress "In war there is no prize for the runner-up." -- General Omar Bradley "When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite." -- Winston Churchill "They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason." -- Ernest Hemmingway "If you love something, set it free; if it comes backs it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was." -- Richard Bach "Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?" -- Cinderella "The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother." -- Theodore M. Hesburgh "Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important." -- Lisa Hoffman "Love: Two minds without a single thought." -- Philip Barry "Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love." -- Albert Einstein "For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.'" -- John Greenleaf Whittier "They that sow in tears shall reap in joy." -- Somewhere in the Book of Psalms in the Bible "Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong." -- Winston Churchill "Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears." -- Marcus Aurelius "Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change." -- Malcolm X, Malcolm X Speaks "He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who is only wise." -- Voltaire "My feeling is that there is nothing in life but refraining from hurting others, and comforting those who are sad." -- Olive Schreiner "Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable." -- Wizard of Oz "The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it." -- W. M. Lewis "To be, or not to be: that is the question." -- Hamlet, III:1 "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." -- All's Well That Ends Well, I:2 "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." -- Twelfth Night, II:5 "If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?" -- Merchant of Venice, III:1 "Love sought is good, but given unsought is better." -- Twelfth Night, III:1 "It's not enough to speak, but to speak true." -- Midsummer Night's Dream, V:1 "I like a man who grins when he fights." -- Winston Churchill "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." -- Winston Churchill "It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary." -- Winston Churchill "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes." -- Winston Churchill "The problems of victory are more agreeable than the problems of defeat, but they are no less difficult." -- Winston Churchill "Democracy is the worst form of government except for all those others that have been tried." -- Winston Churchill "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." -- Mark Twain "There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice." -- Mark Twain "The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money." -- Mark Twain "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society." -- Mark Twain "Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed." -- Mark Twain "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." -- Mark Twain "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them." -- Mark Twain "Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been." -- Mark Twain "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." -- Mark Twain "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." -- Douglas Adams "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." -- Gandhi "The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within." -- Gandhi "It may be long before the law of love will be recognized in international affairs. The machineries of government stand between and hide the hearts of one people from those of another." -- Gandhi "As soon as we lose the moral basis, we cease to be religious. There is no such thing as religion over-riding morality. Man, for instance, cannot be untruthful, cruel or incontinent and claim to have God on his side." -- Gandhi "There is more to life than simply increasing its speed." -- Gandhi "We must be the change we wish to see." -- Gandhi "The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others." -- Gandhi "The moment there is suspicion about a person's motives, everything he does becomes tainted." -- Gandhi "Suffering cheerfully endured, ceases to be suffering and is transmuted into an ineffable joy." -- Gandhi "If something can go wrong, it will." -- Murphy's Law "If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway." -- Murphy's Law "Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse." -- Murphy's Law "Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value." -- Murphy's Law "The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet." -- Murphy's Law "The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at." -- Murphy's Law "Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand." -- Murphy's Law "The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm." -- Murphy's Law "Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure." -- Murphy's Law "The first myth of management is that it exists." -- Murphy's Law "Can someone get this walking carpet out of my way?!" "No reward is worth this" -- Princess Leia and Han Solo "You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!" -- Obi-Wan Kenobi "So what I told you was true from a certain point of view -- Obi-Wan Kenobi "Only heroes die. Villains and cowards are left to suffer." -- Adalric Cessius Brandl "Do or Do not, there is no try" -- Yoda "I don't believe it" "That is why you fail" -- Luke Skywalker and Yoda "The Force is my ally, and a powerful ally it is" -- Yoda Awards