Unggoy/Quotes

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Halo: Combat Evolved

• "I see bad guy!" - Said upon seeing the Chief.
• "Bastard!" - Said during combat after another Grunt is killed, or when the a Grunt is greatly wounded.
• "Bwahaaaaaaah!" said when blown up by a grenade.
• "God Dammit!" - Right after being shot or dying.
• "I smelled one!" - Upon spotting the Chief.
• "See ya! See ya!" - Upon spotting the Chief.
• "I'm going with you!" - To other Grunts.
• "Wake up! The enemy!" - To other Grunts.
• "Screw you!" When shot.
• "Wake up! He's here!" - To other Grunts.
• "Wake up! Bad guys!" - To other Grunts.
• "Flare!"
• "Oh, you no leave me!"
• "We'll all get medals for this!"
• "Who's the man?!"
• "No. No more!!!"
• "Me KILL IT!!"
• "In da face!"
• "Oh. I get his gun!!!!"
• "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!"
• "Here I go..."
• "We win! WE WIN!!"
• "Good." - When Master Chief's shields are down.
• "Glory!!!"
• "Get up so I can kill you again!!!"
• "Stop shooting me!!!" - Getting shot by its allies.
• "Everybody duck!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "Alright!"
• "Eat my Gruntiness, Demon!" - When in combat with the Chief.
• "Die, devil!"
• "Cover me."
• "Do that again! Oh, I dare ya."
• "Back off!"
• "Here I found it! Help! Need Help!"
• "Down in front!!" - When throwing a Grenade.
• "Little people first!" - When running away.
• "He's gone!" - When an Elite is killed.
• "They got Elite! Run!" - When Elite is killed.
• "Leader dead! Run away!"
• "We are the Champions!! We are the Champions!" - Sung to the tune of the song, when Master Chief is killed.
• "You think you soooo great!" - When Master Chief's shields are down.
• "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW" - When wounded with several shots.
• "You're hist-" - Just before being shot.
• "Why MEEEEE?!" - As it sees the Chief coming.
  • "Not MEEE!" - As it runs away.
• "You S.O.B.!" - When hit with a round that almost kills him.
• "WOW!" - As he dies.
• "He's gonna kill us all!" - As the Master Chief starts firing into a pack of Grunts.
• "I hate you!" - As he sees the Master Chief.
• "There you are!" - As it sees the Master Chief.
• "Sorry!" - If the Grunt shot another ally.
• "You're history!" - When the Chief's shields are down.
• "WHAT?!!" - When he discovers the Master Chief behind him or nearby.
• "YIKES!" - When shot in the behind.
• "He's on Elite!" - When Master Chief is attacking their leading Elite.
• "Alright!" - Leaps up onto a Shade.
• "Get out of my face!"
• "Grenade bad!"
• "It wasn't ME!" - When a Grunt shoots one of his allies by accident.
• "DIE!" - About Master Chief.
• "Flee!" - Very high and plaintive.
• "Don't shoot! DON'T SHOOT!!"
• "Nooohoho!!!" - When a Grunt is stuck with a Plasma Grenade, Flood Infection Form or Needler's needles or in Halo 3 when struck by a spike from a Spiker.
• "Not again!!!"- When stuck with a Plasma Grenade or being chase by Needlers.
• "BURN!!" - When Grunt opens fire when Master Chief caught unaware, this doesn't happen very often.
• "Stupid!" - Said when Grunt sees Master Chief for first time.
• "You'll pay for that, man!" - When high ranking Elite or a Hunter is killed.
• "Stop it! Stop It!" - When panicking and being harassed by small arms fire.
• "Hurt you!" - When attacking an enemy of any kind.
• "Aaah! Bad Cyborg!" - When injured.
• "Get it off! God it hurts! Nooooohohooo!" - When Flood Infection Form is on it.
• "No, please, no!" - Heard when fighting with the Flood.
• "It's.. it's that Cyborg!" - When the Chief appears.

• "Get it off me! Get it off!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade, Needler's needles, or Flood Infection Form.

• "They got the Elite! RUNNNN!"

• "More here!" - Upon spotting Master Chief and/or Marines.

• "What are you doing?!" - When a Covenant soldier betrays another.

• "What are you thinking?" - Same as above.

• "He was your friend!" - Same as above.

• "Bad Cyborg!" - After having most of his allies killed by Master Chief.

• "HUH?!?!" - Said disbelievingly As a grenade falls next to it.

• "Can't find him!"

• "Whoa - I'm outta here!" - When allies are shot.

• "I'm goin' in!"

• "You can't hide from me!"

• "Mmmm...Jackal stew.." - Asleep in Assault on the Control Room, corridor of sleeping Grunts.

• "Ooh, Aah, Get-it-off-er-MEE!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade, Needler's needles, or Flood Infection Form.

• "Hey! No sleeping on the job!!" - When Master Chief kills all Elites in a certain area then hides for a while.

• "It burns!"- When shot by a plasma weapon.

• "Kill you"

• "Get out of my way!" - When the Unggoy is fleeing from you and there are several other Covenant around.

• "Get up so I can do that again! And again! Again!" on Legendary, after killed the Chief; similar to the ODST's "Get up so I can kill you again!"

• "He's everywhere!!" - When Master Chief runs circles around fleeing Grunts and kills them

• "Feet don't fail me now!" - When fleeing.

• "Stop it!" - When player melees unsuspecting Grunt in the back.

• "He's everywhere!"

• "I call the helmet!" - When player gets killed by a Grunt.

• "CAN'T-RUN-WITH-THING-ON-BACK!" - Fleeing Grunt

• Incoherent screaming/crying

• "Lea-der dead! Run a-way!"

• "Eh? It dies!?! - Rarely heard on Legendary

• "Grenade!"

• "Not me!"

• "Ow!Ow!Ow!Ow!"

• "Not again!"

• Grunt 1:"He's there!!

Grunt 2:"Where, where?

• "Oh, oh! Can I have his helmet?" When player dies.

• "That was me, all me!" when killed by a grunt.

• "Bad, BAD Cyborg!"Said when all of his allies are killed.

• "HA!HA!HA!HA!" said when you either die, or when you are outnumbered & outgunned.

• "Good, good"- Said when your shields are down or if you're taking lots of damage.

• "Hey, look out!"

• "Get up!" - To sleeping Grunts.

• "Woah, he's dead, RUN!!" - When you kill an Elite.

• "He's gone, he's gone!!" - When you kill an Elite.

• "Coward!"

• "I need you, stay!!"

• "No running, fight!"

• "Stay at ground!"

• "Stand and fight!"

• "No run away!"

• "You stay here, COWARD!"

• "What are you doing?! STAY!!"

• "Haha, yeah, run!"

• "Me kill you!"

• "Run, devil, run!"

• "Oh, you afraid of me?

• "I'll take you down!"

• "Yeah, come on! Bring it!"

• "You want some of this? COME ON!"

• "I'll get ya!"

• "I'll bite your kneecaps off!"

Halo 2

• "You said he was big." - When grunt first sees you.

• "No, stay here." - When you are hiding.

• "Cower power!"

• "Search this way!" - When you are hiding.

• "You're a BAD DEMON!" - As Master Chief when you melee a group of Grunts.

• "If Arbiter no fight, me no fight!!!!"- Heard on the level The Arbiter, if player does not engage enemies.

• "Yes leader."

• "Even grunt not want to join your group" - On the level The Arbiter

• "COW-ARD!!"- Taunting enemies (raises voice during hard).

• "Lightning Jim runs fast!" - When running.

• "Dope!"

• "DORK!"

• "LOSER!"

• "Humans easy to kill!" - When a Marine has been killed by a Grunt.

• "Go other way!"

• "Every Grunt for himself!"

• "Me hunting he-wa-tic." - said in a babyish voice shortly after active camouflage engaged for the first time on The Arbiter level, rare, and only, it seems, on easy difficulty.

• "Oh, thank you almighty Arbiter!!" - when given a powerful weapon.

• "Bad Guys on the move!!!"

• "Ha! He! He! Ha!!!"

• "You think me too short to be Arbiter?"

• "Please, no hurt! Me like Elites. Brutes stinky bad bad. Me stay here, make sure no Brutes come behind mighty Arbiter. Heh, heh... Eh?"- Cowardly Grunt in the level Uprising.

• "Me have bad feeling about this."
  
  • "You always have bad feeling! You had bad feeling about morning food nipple!" - Two SpecOps Grunts in the level The Oracle.

• "That right. Cower, coward!"

• "Wish me could sleep with eyes open."

• "KILLLLLL!"

• "We make fire... sing songs?."

• "I see you Demon."

• "Arbiter go first, ha ha."

• "Is there a problem, sir."

• "You no hide from me!"

• "Arbiter, our savior! Stupid Jackal,say thank you!" - Grunt Major on Sacred Icon.

• "How come there never be Arbiter Grunt?"

• "Me take off mask, smell better! But nooo, always have to fight on oxygen planet! How come never enemies breathe methane?"

• "You hunt, me kill!"

• "Come out so I can kill you!" - When he is the only Grunt alive.

• "Aahh! Demon!"

• "There, there."

• "What want me do?"

• "We go now, fight more?"

• "Huhh?"

• "You want toady? Me be good toady! Me have lots of practice!" - When the Grunt is stared at for sometime.

• "SHEILA!" - Very rare even with IWHBYD. When you surprise a Grunt and you're in a Scorpion tank. A Red vs Blue reference.

• "They got leader! Run!"

• "The Demon is here!"

• "Me no see him." - When you're hiding as the Master Chief

• Elite: "Grunt! Go peek."
  

Grunt: "Nuh-uh, you do."

• "Enemy moving! Stay alert!"

• "Leader dead!"

• "Spoiler!"

• "Leader dead! Run away!"

• "He dead? Me run!"

• "You big, big and dumb!"

• "Helloooo-ooo?"- When you're hiding

• "Ow-howow!"

• "Stay hidden!"

• "Eh? It dies?"

• "Me suck lot less if had good gun, you know." - When given a less powerful weapon.

• "Haha! Run, enemy! RUN!"

• "We make good team."

• "Blade!!" - When seeing an enemy with Energy Sword.

• "Oh! Me could have stayed home!"

• "Oh, it figures. Me waste ammo, you come 'long, take kill!"

• "Together we kill them all!"

• "Me live to serve." - When staring at him.

• "Die bad master!"- Taunting heretics

• "That not right!"

• "What you doing, Arbiter?" - When staring at him.

• "Tell Mum I love her!"

• "They got Elite! RUN!!"

• "Why you hurt me?? I like human... eh?"

• "Me not worthy." - When given a good weapon.

• "You there?"

• "Ah! Hurt!"

• "Monkey!"

• "Baboon!"

• "Very bad thing!!!" - When Grenade lands nearby.

• "We stand still much longer, we be on date!"- When you're not moving and are close to the Grunt

• "Demon's helmet make GREAT backpack!" - After killing the Chief

• "We aliiiiiiive! Woo-hoo!" - (After winning a close battle. Rare)

• "What's wrong? You scared, Demon?" - Taunting the Master Chief

• "What's the catch?" - When given a good weapon

• "Wake up! Bad guys!"

• "I'm outta here."

• "Get it off of me!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade.

• "It looks like enemy."

• "Is there a... problem, sir?" - When you're the Arbiter and you stare at a Grunt.

• "Happy to be here!" - When playing as the Arbiter

• "Arbiter, tell me a story."

• "Take off suit, get on knees! Then see who tough!"

• "Can I have helmet?" - When the Master Chief is killed by Elites and Grunts together.

• "Demon feel stupid when I kill it!" - When Master Chief's shields are down."

• "Ya lookin' at me?"

• "Oh, is that a threat?" said to the Marines if they say something about the Grunts.

• "You already have one weapon!" - When swapping guns.

• "Me still see you!" - When a Grunt spots you while playing as the Master Chief.

• "Big scary thing run away! Please *snort* don't make me go back!" - Scared Grunt in the level -Sacred Icon.

• "You have plan?"

• "It die like all rest."

• "It wasting ammo, but me no care. Ha ha!" - When killed.

• "I'm little...But very, very angry!" - Playing as the Arbiter and staring at a Grunt.

• "DIE!"

• "Too close! Too close!"

• "Bringer of death!"

• "We are the champions!" - Grunts celebrating, sung to the tune

• "Can't find him."

• "Shoot you!"

• "I smell him."

• "Elite!!!"

• "Idiot."

• "That was Fred!" - Referencing Spartan Frederic-104

• "What are you doing?!"

• "What were you thinking?!"

• "Mighty one?"

• "We make good team."

• "Don't shoot me, Arbiter."

• "Are you angry, Arbiter?"

• "But Arbiter friend."

• "Together we kill them all!"

• "Baby, don't fail me now!" - When it's the last Grunt alive and Master Chief's shields are down, holds grenade or other powerful weapon. Only higher ranked Grunts seem to say this.

• "Yeesssssssss, master. Give me precious, my precious!". - When you give a Grunt a heavy weapon; reference to Golem in the Lord of the Rings.

• "I will love you, and pet you, and call you George." - When given a better weapon, referring to the weapon, not the Arbiter. A reference from Looney Tunes

• "Bad thing!" - When seeing enemy vehicles.

• "Me want nap, you shoot." - When sleeping.

• "Every Grunt for self!" - When asleep.

• "Me so cute, you give me gun!" - When afraid.

• "Got issue with me performance ... Prefer we have rational adult conversation!" - Hitting a Grunt while playing as the Arbiter.

• "Must try to help." - When given a better weapon.

• "AAAAH! More bad.. things! Arbiter! Protect! Protect!" - When frightened by Sentinels, level Sacred Icon.

• "We happy to be Gwunties." - When seeing the Arbiter.

• "Me do something bad?"- When shot at.

• "No one see me now." - When engaging Active Camo.

• "Move, move!"

• "I'm invisible!" - When engaging Active Camo.

• "What you think, me fodder?"- When given a bad weapon.

• "Where enemy?"

• "No one can stop me!" - Said when given a Fuel Rod Cannon.

• "Tricky, tricky!" - Engaging Active Camo.

• "My thanks to the Arbiter." or "For me!?" - When given heavy weapon.

• "Make fire, sing songs. Call it camp!" - When standing still on the Arbiter.

• "Prophets no like, me no like!"

• "Me do nothing wrong!" - When you injure a Grunt as the Arbiter.

• "Come here, Arbiter!" - Heretic Grunt taunting.

• "I always hated you Elites!" - Heretic Grunt teasing. SpecOps Grunts could say that to Heretic Elites on the same level.

• "You Heretics very stinky!" - SpecOps Grunt teasing Heretics.

• Elite: "Argh, the Demon!"
  

Grunt: "He's green?"

• "After all me do for you!"- When given a worse weapon.

• "Chimp!" - Taunt when a Marine is hiding or out of line of sight.

• Grunt : "Me so cute, you give me gun!"

Grunt : "Me cuter!"

• "AAAAAH! Bad, bad Demon!"

• "That's not fair!" - When given a bad weapon.

• "You give 'cause me cute?" - When given Rocket Launcher on the level Uprising.

• "Hey, where my gun go? Oh, right. Ha ha ha ha ha! Eeh?" - Engaging Active Camo.

• "Hard to tell, but me not female." - When staring at him as the Arbiter.

• "Me being careful."- When given a worse weapon.

• "If OK with you, me need go take pee."- When idle.

• "Shhhh! Me hunting Hewatics". - Active Camo engaged. A reference to Elmer Fudd from Looney Tunes.

• "Not even Grunt want to join your kind! - SpecOps Grunt taunting Heretics.

• "Me got dibs on Demon's boots."

• "Came the wrong way..." - Upon seeing Plasma Grenades planted near them.

• "God!!" - Upon seeing and understanding the amount of chaos that took place.

• "Bastard."

• "Sissy!"

• "All is lost!!!"

• "Oh, kind powerful Arbiter."- When given a better weapon.

• "He slip out right under nose...that's impossible, me have great nose. My family has been bred for noses! And mine best!" - When you hide from a Grunt as the Master Chief, with the IWHBYD Skull active.

• "But I only shot it once... Wait.. I shot it many many times, and killed many many enemies!" - IWHBYD probably needed.

• "Something in the way he moves! That's right! Just like no other Arbiter!! Something in the way he moves me!" - Makes some ticking noises, staring at a Grunt after a battle as the Arbiter with IWHBYD Skull on.

• "Look out!" - If being attacked or spots a Grenade.

• "What?" - If stared at by Arbiter.

• "Arbiter!? What are you doing!?" - If another Grunt is betrayed by Arbiter.

• "Me hear that!" - Heretic Grunt, in response to **.

• "Present from Arbiter? Ooooo." - Give a Grunt Needler or Plasma Rifle).

• "Heretic Boss! You see? You see?" - Watching running Sesa 'Refumee, shortly before Arbiter went to cut the cables holding up the Gas Mine, level The Oracle.

• "See! Heretic! - Watching hologram of Sesa 'Refumee.

• "Scared, Arbiter?" - Heretic Grunt.

• "Me with you, Arbiter!"

• "Stinky hairball!" - Taunting a Brute in the level Uprising.

• "Better than expected." - When staring at him.

• "Okey-dokey!" - When exchanging weapons.

• "Me prefer Brutes!" - If the Arbiter gives a Grunt a bad weapon instead.

• "Niiice Ride" - When the Arbiter pilots a Spectre.

• "You already have one weapon!" - If you take the Grunt's weapon.

• "You have plan?"

• "Run, enemy! Ruuuuun!"

• "A present from the Arbiter, ooh" - Says when you give a good weapon to the Grunt then swap it back for his original weapon.

• "Can you change backpack?" - Sometimes said on the levels Oracle and The Arbiter.

• "That not fair!" - If given a bad weapon.

• "Off armor, get on top of me!" heard rarely on level Outskirts

• "Thanks Mighty Arbiter!" - When Arbiter gives a Grunt a better weapon such as a Fuel Rod Gun.

• "Thank." - When given a better weapon.

• "That just greedy." - If you take his weapon.

• "Could have been worse."

• "That not me!"

• "Me live, me happy!"

• "Run Away!!!"

• "Youch!!!"

• "Me thank Arbiter." - If given a better weapon.

• "Yah-hah!!!"

• "Me live to serve!"

• "Better than expected!"

• "We make good team!" - Said to the Arbiter.

• "Together we kill em all!!!"

• "Wait...how this fair?"- When given a bad weapon.

• "But...Arbiter friend."- If you injure a grunt.

• "Mighty one?"- Said to Arbiter.

• "OW!!!!!"

• "Yah-Gah!" - Normally heard in death.

• "What next, nap?"

• "How about we both take nap?"

• "Need...To...Change...Backpack."

• "What Arbiter?"

• "You have plan?"

• "Not sleepy at all!"

• "Is Problem?"

• "Ummmmmmmmmm, what?"

• "Mighty one?"

• "Don't worry me awake!"

• "Is there a problem?"

• "Ummm, we go now, fight more."

• "(whining noises) "Arbiter" (more whining noises)."- When given a bad weapon.

• "Very grateful!"- When given a better weapon

• "Above us!"

• "What they look like?"

• "Mwa-ha-ha-ha!"

• "Not here!"

• "More Covenant!"

• "Me awake! Me Awake!"

• "Prophets be proud,huh?"- When it kills a lot of enemies.

• "Me do something bad?"

• "That NOT me!"-When the Grunt kills another ally by mistake.

• "Must...Not...Fall...Asleep." - If there is a long lull in the fighting.

• "No want to die!"

• "Ugh!"

• "Yee!"

• "That easy!"

• "Me minding my own business!"

• "Sure, sure, you the boss." - When given a bad weapon.

• "Why do that?" - If Arbiter injures a Grunt

• "You the boss."

• "You no hurt me."

• "What you doing Arbiter!?"

• "What me do Arbiter!?"

• "Same team!"

• "On your side!!"

• "Me faithful servant."

• "But, Arbiter friend."

• "Careful!"

• "That not right!"

• "Not nice Mighty One!" - If you injure the Unggoy.

• "Why you do that?"

• "That not good."

• "Thought you friend."

• "STOP!" - If you injure the Unggoy.

• "What Arbiter?"

• "Stop it, Arbiter!"

• "Desist!"

• "Quit it!"

• "OW-OW!"

• "Blarg!"(death)

• "Bad friend!"

• "Why?!"

• "More enemy!"

• "There something wrong?"

• "Ahh ha-ha Ahh!"

• "LOOK OUT!!!"

• "Me see too."

• "Bad Guy!"

• "Let none escape!"

• "Yuh-Gah!"

• "Where he go?"

• "Maybe, me be sidekick, you know...like Robin." - (IWHBYD Needed) A reference to Batman and Robin.

• "Present? From Arbiter? OOOoooh!!"

• "Blegh-degahahahahaghh!!!" - Grunt death by Energy Sword or Needler).

• "Wake up, bad guys!"

• "I'm invisible"

• "OWIE!!!!"

• "mmmmmgghhhhhh!" - When mad.

• "Me see enemy!"

• "Wo ho hae he"

• "Let's go!"

• "Ready?"

• "Da-Da-Da-Da-Dum"

• "Wee wee weee weeeeee!"

• "Fun, do again"

• "Hey, come out and fight!"

• "Gutless."

• "Sissy!" - (IWHBYD possibly needed)

• "Uh...we go now, fight more?"

• "What wrong, you scared?" - if you remain away from the enemy for a long time.

• "Ahhhhhhhhhh, DEMON!"

• "The demon is dead!"

• "Erhh, it wasn't me!" - If accidentally kills a higher Covenant (such as an Elite).

• "Oww! Me have big bruise there, you know!" - If fired upon by enemy/ally.

• "That isn't funny!" - If fired upon by Arbiter.

• "If want get attention, just tap backpack" - If you wound him when playing as the Arbiter.

• "Arbiter kill us all! Hahahohoho!" - When your allies turn against you when playing as the Arbiter.

• "You no hide from me!!"

• "Me forever in your debt." - When you give him a higher strength weapon.

• "Turret mine" - If it finds open turret.

• "Friend" - Says when Arbiter betrays allies.

• "D'oh!" - In reference to Homer Simpson.

• "I get the Helmet!" - If a Grunt kills the Chief.

• "Sobbing" - After his fellow grunt gets killed (or elite)

• "Suck it, Heretic"!

• "When you done peeing your pants come out and fight"- Rare, if you or an enemy is hiding.

• "Prophets no like, me no like"- Said when playing on the level the arbiter.

• "Me think I wet myself"

• "QUICK! Take my picture!"- Rare. Said when a Grunt kills you.

Halo 3

• "You GIANT BULLYING MOSTER!"
• Grunt 1 "At this time if he gets us, he's going to rip off our tiny heads, take of our gase tanks and hump us with his big demony butt."
  • Grunt 2 "Haha we deserve it!"-When fleeing IWHBYD needed.
• "Open up and say 'ahhh!'" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade, IWHBYD probably needed.
• "You're the man!" - When blasted with a grenade, IWHBYD needed.
• "Suck it! Heretic!"
• "I'll get you, you big, giant, FREAK!"
• "Here's one for your mama!"
• "Time to open up a can of whoop ass!"
• "Look at his gloves! He'll crush us with those!"
• "Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
• "I'm going to spank myself a Demon!"
• "I thought I would never fight the Demon!"
• "NO NO NO!"
• Grunt 1: "I will miss you!" Grunt 2:"I will too...I guess."
• "He still wields the Hammer!"when a grunt sees you with a gravity hammer.
• "Come out and taste the Grunty justice!"
• "He's got a Hammer!" same as above.
• "We have to stop the Demon!"* "My buddy's gone!" - When a fellow Grunt is dead.
• "The Demon's going to get me!"
• "Scatter!"
• "Now they're using a Ghost!"
• "I bet I can stick it!"
• "Please don't kill me!"
• "Leader dead, FLEE!"
• "I'll get ya, you BIG BULLYING JERK!"
• "Time to die, Demon!"
• "This is the end for me!"
• "Feet don't fail me now!" - When last one left alive.
• "KIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!" - When in combat.
• "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" - When blasted in the air by a Grenade.
• "Take away its girl, and it turns into a b**!"
• "Someone counter snipe that guy!"
• "BUGGER!"
• "It's not fair!"
• "Here, I'll help" - When throwing a Grenade.
• "Hooray!" - When the Master Chief is dead.
• "Someone help, I'm fighting Demon!" - When a Grunt is fighting the Master Chief.
• "Run away!" - Same as above.
• "Die!" - Same as above.
• "Owowowowowowow!" - When shot.
• "Stupid bully!" - When a Grunt is fighting the Master Chief.
• "Uh-oh, Grenade!"
• "Move up!"
• "I'll help."
• "He killed my lover!" - When a nearby Grunt is killed.
• "Flare! Move!"
• "You sick bastard!"
• "It's safe to come out, this is... Sergeant Humanoid. Uhh....Yeah" - When hiding.
• "You killed my best friend!"
• "Disaster" - This may be said when a lot of Grunts or Brutes are getting killed.
• "You killed my friends!" - When you kill lots of Grunts.
• "He was my nipple mate!" - When nearby Grunt is killed.
• "You killed my nipple mate!" - Same as above.
• "Arbiter, you've just been spanked!" - When the Arbiter is killed.
• "They...killed them...Those monsters!" - When you killed all Grunts in the area.
• "It's a nightmarree!" - If you kill a lot of enemies.
• "Run for our lives, we're leaderless!" - If you kill their leader.
• "Bad guy!"
• "You're going down, big guy!"
• "Oh no, he's here." - When one sees you.
• "Oh no."
• "He killed Yayap!" - If another Grunt is killed by you.
• "What will I do without him?" - When one Grunt finds a dead Grunt, but is not attacking the player.
• "I wish I was back at the nipple!" - When running away from the Master Chief.
• "It's the Demon! He's going to tear off my arms and use them as Maracas!"
• "You giant bullying MONSTER!!!!!!!!" - Usually as a Grunt goes Kamikaze.
• "KAMIKAZE!! KAMIKAZE!!..." - Said until killed. Usually as a Grunt goes Kamikaze
• "I bet I can stick it!" - Said by a Suicidal Grunt when he charges at a player with dual armed Plasma Grenades.
• "Enjoy my bright. Blue. Balls!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• "My light, guides the Journey!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze
• "Faith and devotion!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• "Witness my belief!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• "Follow the light, brothers!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• "Oooha" - Said by a grunt going kamikaze (IWBYD skull might be required)
• "Help me stick you!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• Hums the Halo 3 theme - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• "I get his boots." - When you die.
• "I get his helmet." - When you die.
• "Let me live!" - When running away.
• "Can I have his helmet? Brute master make Ultra." - Random.
• "I'm gonna eat your liver on a cracker!"
• "Now he's invisible!" - When he cannot see where you are attacking from.
• "This is doom of biblical proportions!" - When you kill a lot of enemies.
• "Oh Jesus!" - When a Grunt sees you.
• "It's time for the Grunty Punishment!"
• "He was my friend...." - When nearby Grunt is killed.
• "The Germans are coming! I mean, the Arbiter’s coming!"
• "Ding Dong! The Demon's dead!" - When you get killed.
• "I was wrong to shoot you, I see that now!"
• "Man, every time we play a hide and seek game where you're suppose to hide, there's no point in you hiding, because I like always know where exactly you are. Its like go hide, and I already know where you're gonna go!"
• "No my sweet sweet prince like George, don't die..."
• "Hey, maybe we should stick our heads out!" - More than one Grunt camping in a Bubble Shield.
• "He killed Jub Jub!" - This could refer to the fact that in Star Wars Battlefront, creating a profile called Jub Jub will cause everyone to be short and stubby, like a Grunt.
• "In the brochure it said this would be fun!"
• "Oh, this sucks. I'm going north!"
• "How can something so big hide for so long?" - When hiding.
• "No! You killed George! We went to college together; he was on my team!" - After killing another Grunt.
• "Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.
• "You killed Flip-Yap! Or Yap-Flip was he? It was Yap-Flip..no, Flip-Yap was his brother! DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW FLIP-YAP!! FLIP-YAP AND I WENT TO NIPPLE ACADEMY TOGETHER, and now he's dead!" - After killing another Grunt (Only with IWHBYD skull active).
• "Hey, Demon! The jerk store called and they're all out of you. Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, unnhh! Okay look, you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt, I'll be the father. I'll polish your boots, I'll polish your helmet. It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!" - Final Grunt.
• "I knew I should have taken that leadership class."
• "Green armour - good camouflage. Shiny green armour - not so good!"
• "Catch!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "Ooh, ooh! I got dibs on his chestplate!" - After you die.
• "Demon, you big bully!!"
• "Flare!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "We suck together, we fight together!"
• "I hate you you big robot!" - very rare
• "The Demon will kill us all!!" - When you killed several Grunts.
• "My Grunty claws will pinch!!"
• "You killed Poon-Flip, the Flippiest Poon I ever knew."
• "The Demon alive? That's a bad thing."
• "Please....don't kill me...."
• "We killed the Traitor!!" - When the Arbiter is killed by Grunts.
• "Arbiter, NO!!" - When the Arbiter is about to kill the Grunt.
• "They killed him too!!" - Usually when the Brute of the Grunt's squad is dead.
• "What the?" - When the Grunt is rudely awoken.
• "Oh man, he's OK! Ruunn!!" - Upon discovering that the Master Chief or any of the other characters are fine.
• "What a world!"
• "Oh my God!!! Look at his gloves! He's going to strangle us all!!" - Rare, IWHBYD needed.
• "I didn't sign up for THIS!!"
• "We're leaderless, RUN AWAY!"
• "Bring it, ugly!!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "I found the Arbiter!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter.
• "I kill you, tough guy.."
• "Commander's dead. Flee, please!" - When the Brute in command is dead.
• "This one's for your momma!" - Throwing a Grenade.
• "Plasma throw!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "Eat this, you jerk!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "You mother..." - Rarely heard. When seeing another Grunt killed in battle.
• "Rukt...fist...Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.
• "Rukt..." - When sleeping.
• "Fist of Rukt." - When sleeping.
• "Heres some candy!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "Open up and say 'Ah'!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "Get that guy!"
• "Not me!" - Wishing he doesn't get killed upon seeing the Arbiter or the Master Chief wreaking havoc on his allies.
• "I will miss you, sharer of my gas." - When another Grunt is killed.
• "Look at him!" - Laughing a little, when your shields are down yet you still charge at the Grunts.
• "I didn't order the Demon on the Menu!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "Die, Heretic!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter, and oddly, the Master Chief as well.
• "Please don't kill me, I won't tell the Prophet!!"
• "He's raping me!" - If a body falls on it, such as being thrown from a Grenade detonation.
• "Ahhh! Get it off of me!" - The same as above.
• "This one's for your mother!" - When throwing a Grenade, with IWHBYD on.
• "The Demon is gonna eat me!!!" - When a Grunt is scared and running from the Master Chief.
• "Meaty pus bag!" - When you are slaughtering the Grunts.
• "How many times have you seen a Grunt go looking for the enemy and NOT get killed?" - IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
• "The Demon! RUN AWAAAAY! Oh wait, it's the Arbiter."
• "Arbiter and Demon!"
• "I'm SORRY about what happened to your planet!" - When about to be killed by the Master Chief.
• "How about me be on your side, and you no kill me. Deal?"
• "The Prophets made me do it!" - Begging mercy.
• "But I'm just following orders!" - Rare, IWHBYD may be needed.
• "Suck it, Demon!" Then sometimes follows "Open up and say 'Ah'!" Or other way around also "Demon Flare!"
• "Oh my God, he killed them all, RUN!"
• "What now, Demon?" - After the Master Chief dies.
• "My dragon claws will pinch!"
• "Holy flare to light the Great Journey!"
• "Nipple mate, you jerk!!!" - When fellow Grunt is killed.
• "If you let me live, I'll find your girlfriend! As sappy as that quest might be, I will find your girlfriend!" - About Cortana, when being followed by the Master Chief.
• "It's not fair!" - When seeing fellow Grunts die.
• "Me SpecOps! Me take Demon down, haha!" - When a SpecOps Grunt spots the Master Chief.
• "Well, I guess it's one on one... Do you accept forfeits?? Please?!?" - Last Grunt alive.
• "AYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA, OHHHHHHHH, YAAAAAAHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" - Kamikaze Grunt.
• "He led us to die!!! F**ing monkey!" - To the dead Brute.
• "Such a sucky race, me eat! It will set aside food nip for a while!" - To the dead Jackal.
• "Bow chicka, wow wow! To you, human." - When a Grunt sees a Female Marine. A Red vs Blue reference.
• "The Arbiter's a p***s!" - When the Arbiter dies, IWHBYD Skull needed.
• "You've killed my brother for the last time!" - When you kill random Grunt.
• "He was my best friend, what am I gonna do without him?"
• "They'll reward me for your head demon!"
• "If the Demon gets us he'll rip out our skulls and take our backpacks and hump us with his big, demony butt" - Rare IWHBYD probably required.
• "F**k you!" - When sees Master Chief. Needs IWHBYD.
• "Did you watch that new Youtube Poop?" - Very Rare, IWHBYD skull needed.
• "The Prophets are gonna love this!" - When Master Chief or the Arbiter is killed.
• "We destroyed the Arbiter!" - When the Arbiter is killed.
• "It Bleeds? WE WIN!" - Rare, IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
• "Enemy, there over there!" - Upon seeing any sorts of enemy.
• "I call his gun!" - Rare.
• "I'm a killing machine" - When single Grunt kills both Master Chief and Arbiter (IWHBYD not required)
• "Think of what me and my nipple mate did behind that rock....." - Rare.
• "I hope the Great Journey has nipples...." - A Grunt about to be killed.
• "Nothing but teats and tedium, they said..." - When Master Chief is seen
• "What a world!" - when running away.
• "For the Covenant!"
• "Enemy is advancing."
• "Together, as we share our gas!"
• "For the nipple!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade or attacking.
• "The demon's dead! We'll be heroes!" - When they kill the master chief. IWHBYD may be required.
• "What IS that?!" - When he spots a Pure Form on The Covenant, might need IWHBYD.

The I Would Have Been Your Daddy Skull is helpful to hear these rarer quotes, while a few require the "I Would Have Been Your Daddy".

• "He killed Flabjab!"(Rare)
• "It's safe to come out! This is sergeant...Smith...sengensen."
• "But...I don't WANNA die!"
• "Stupid brutes, telling us to listen to the stupid prophets, about some stupid journey with the stupid gods and the stupid demons" - On The Covenant, near the end when grunt sees the flood coming.
• "Hurray, he's dead! Run!"- After killing brute leader.
• "He's got a big whacking stick, and he's whacking it." - If carrying a Gravity Hammer, IWHBYD required.
• "It's the mighty Fist of Rukt!" - Same as above.
• "Demon, this is all just a big misunderstanding."- Rare.
• "Quick, apologize!" - When being charged by the Master Chief, rare.
• "Oh no, He's got the Fist of Rukt!!"
• "The Brutes! The BRUTES made us do it!"
• "This is a BIBLICAL kind of doom!"
• "This game isn't fun."
• "I don't like this game."
• "I'm gonna tear out your intestines and wear 'em as a necklace!"
• "Have pity Demon."
• "I'll investigate! Someone get me one of those Sherlock Holmes hats! With a pipe!"
• "I'll cross my fingers and...Oh, crap! I don't have enough fingers!"
• "It's a nightmare!" - When you're killing loads of Grunts.
• "I not know how to quit you!" - When a Grunt gets stuck by a Plasma Grenade by another Grunt.
• "Demon at twelve 'clock... anyone have a watch? - When Master Chief is directly in from of the Grunt, IWHBYD needed.
• "He's getting up!!" - When the Arbiter is killed but comes back to life on single player campaign.
• "Charge, backwards!"
• "I'll polish your boots. I'll polish your helmet!" - Low morale, IWHBYD required
• "The demon approaches."
• "Don't kill me! Look, I'll ask a Prophet! They might make a space for you on the Great Journey!"
• "Walk the path brother. I...I will follow." - Heard when a fellow Grunt is killed.
• "It's a nightmare!"
• "Clear the way!"
• "For the Prophets!"
• "Ready...DIE!!!"
• "Please enjoy my fresh bright blue balls!!!" - When kamikaze.
• "Witness my belief!"
• "On my way!"
• "Meaty Pus Bags!" - When mad at Chief or Marines.
• "Catastrophe!"
• "Get Down!"
• "I think I just wet myself!"
• "Oh turds, here he is!"
• "Get Some!"
• "I'm Leaving!!!"
• "We're Doomed!"
• "Oh Dear No!"
• "Now I got ya!"
• "I will take you down!"
• "We can team up and take you down!"
• "Don't provoke the Demon."
• "I just wet myself."
• "No Great Journey for you Demon."
• "Should we come out of cover, what if he's still there?"
• "You're only human."
• "Demon, you are weak."
• "Eat it Demon."
• "This is the end for me."
• "Why did they stop shooting?"
• "Monster!"
• "I killed the Demon!" - When a Grunt kills Master Chief.
• "I'll get ya, ya big bully!"
• "Ok, bring up the Fist of Rukt!"
• "Can no one kill the Demon!?"
• "He's found me!"
• "Game Over!"
• "Ok Ok, I'll share the nipple!"
• "Charge!...Backwards!!"
• "Suffer Heretic!"
• "Here's some candy!" - When throwing a grenade.
• "No...No...No!!!!" - When a fellow Grunt is killed.
• "I have methane, you want?" With IWHBYD skull on.
• "I wanna go home."
• "You like that one Demon!? Huh!? Do you like that!?" - Grunt after killing or sticking Master Chief, rare.
• "Ready to go out there?" "what if hes still there?" - Grunts in hiding.
• "Zombie!" - Upon seeing dead player again after respawn, IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "Stupid Sasquatch! He's killed us all! - Referring to a dead Brute.
• "Hey it's the elite guy!" - Said when sighting the arbiter in co-op. RARE
• "Stop molesting me" Rare, IWHBYD is needed, happens when you shoot a Grunt that is running away
• "He wont be able to withstand the power of a Grunt!" When charging at a Grunt who is firing at you.
• "FLARES FOREVER!"
• "BIG BULLY!"
• "I'm Bleeding!" - When injured.
• "Show pity Demon!"
• "You know at this point, if the Demon gets us, shoots out our little skulls, and takes our backpacks, and humps us with his big, demony, butt, we deserve it."
• "Thanks to you Arbiter my family can't get enough gas, enough nipple" - IWHBYD is needed. Rare.
• "Oh yay! He miraculously revived!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter recover after being knocked out in single player.
• "Oh, i think i crapped myself..." - Rare.
• "Wait, take my gas! Take my gas!"
• "Let me live!" - When running away, IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "This is a biblical cause of doom!" - Said when he sees Master Chief, IWHBYD needed
• "I'll chase him, and I'll catch him, and then I won't know what to do."
• "Look, I teabagged him with my blue ball!" - Said when a grunt sticks you in the face with IWHBYD on and the plasma grenade must cover most of your visor.
• "It's our former Commander." - Upon seeing the Arbiter.
• "I can't run while I'm scared!" - Panicking grunt.
• "(Grunt) Cover me I'm going in. (Another Grunt) No its your fault Flipyap died!" - Rare if two grunts are hiding and one looks for the enemy. The IWHBYD skull may be needed.
• "I stole his dummy!" - Grunt when seeing the Master Chief running away.
• "Take that!"
• "Mother!" - When a grunt is about to die, kinda rare.
• "Should we go out there?" - When behind cover not noticing the player behind them.
• "YOU BIG BULLYING BASTARD!" - When throwing a plasma grenade, IWHBYD needed.
• "Maybe we should let him go." - On Ark while in cover.
• "Its not like them to stop firing." - On Ark while in cover.
• "Shnamamamamamaaa!!!! Nanana naaaaaaa Naaaanaaannaaaanaaaaa" (Halo CE Jingle)- Kamakazi grunt
• "Great dogs of dungeoness!!"
• "Okay, I ask the prophets if they can give you a place in the Great Journey."- Grunt when panicking, IWHBYD may be needed.
• "I have you now!" - When a grunt goes kamikaze
• "Aiyiyiyi, KAMIKAZE!"-same as above
• "I'll getcha, you big jerk!"-whe Master Chief kills some grunts
• "Haha! Arbiter, you have been sniped!" - When a Jackal snipes and kills the Arbiter and a Grunt saw it.
• (Singsong voice): "Oooah aaaaaah!" - When a grenade blows up in a Grunt's face and he goes flying.
• "Haha! Arbiter, you have been spiked!" - When a Brute comes and unloads a clip of Spiker onto the Arbiter, thus killing the Arbiter.
• "Father, wait, please spare me!" - When Chief and the Arbiter kill a pack of Grunts, and the Arbiter is about to kill the last one with a melee.
• "Why is he chasing me!!!"
• "For Spaaartaaaa* Very rare IWHBYD skull needed.
• "No! My trusty (possibly grunty) partner, don't die! (sobs)"
• "If I chase him and I catch him and then I don't know what to do."
• "I can't run when I'm scared!"
• "You're unfit for nipple!"
• "Flare over human!" - throwing a Plasma Grenade

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Halo Wars

• "Grunt Ready" - after buying a Grunt squad.

• "Grunt Reporting" - after buying a Grunt squad.

• "It tickles" - after being selected

• "Me move fast. Me not get shot!"

• "Go here. Go there." - common saying when told to move somewhere.

• "Grunt moving" - common saying when told to move somewhere.

• "Grunt. Go, go, go!" - after buying Grunt squad.

• "AAA!" - After Grunt is killed and shot up into the air.

• "What now?" - When selected.

• "Me no wanna!" - When commanded to go somewhere.

• "Look like armpit, smell like armpit..." - after waiting for a while

• "Me has bad feelings about this!" - when engaged in combat