Unggoy/Quotes

Halo: Combat Evolved

• "Flare!"

• "Oh, you no leave me!"

• "We'll all get medals for this!"

• "Who's the man?!"

• "No. No more!!!"

• "Me KILL IT!!"

• "In da face!"

• "Oh. I get his gun!!!!"

• "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!"

• "Here I go..."

• "We win! WE WIN!!"

• "Good." - When Master Chief's shields are down.

• "Glory!!!"

• "Get up so I can do that again!!!"

• "Everybody duck!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade

• "Alright!"

• "Eat my Gruntiness, Demon!" - when in combat with the Chief

• "Flee!"

• "Die, devil!"

• "Cover me."

• "Do that again! Oh, I dare ya."

• "Back off!"

• "Here I found it! Help! Need Help!"

• "Down in front!!" - When throwing a Grenade.

• "Little people first!" - When running away.

• "He's gone!" - When an Elite is killed.

• "They got Elite! Run!" - When Elite is killed.

• "Leader dead! Run away!"

• "We are the Champions!! We are the Champions!" - Sung to the tune of the song, when Master Chief is killed.

• "You think you soooo great!" - When Master Chief shields are down.

• "Die mother f***er!" - On Legendary.

• "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW" - When wounded with several shots.

• Activates Plasma Grenade, then drops it on his own foot. Has time to say "$h1*"

• "You're hist-" - Just before being shot.

• "Why MEEEEE?!" - As it sees the Chief coming.

• "Not MEE!" - As it runs away.

• "You S.O.B.!" - When hit with a round that almost kills him.

• "WOW!" - As he dies.

• "He's gonna kill us all!" - As the Master Chief starts firing into a pack of Grunts.

• "I hate you!" - As he sees the Master Chief.

• "There you are!" - As it sees the Master Chief.

• "Sorry!" - If the Grunt shot another ally.

• "WHAT?!!" - When he discovers the Master Chief behind him or nearby.

• "YIKES!" - When shot in the behind.

• "He's on Elite!" - When Master Chief is attacking their leading Elite.

• "Alright!" - Leaps up onto a Plasma Cannon.

• "Get out of my face!"

• "Grenade bad!"

• "It wasn't ME!" - When a Grunt shoots one of his allies by accident.

• "DIE!" - About Master Chief.

• "Flee!" - Very high and plaintive.

• "Don't shoot! DON'T SHOOT!!" - Might work if the Grunt wasn't himself shooting at the Master Chief.

• "Nooohoho!!!" - When a Grunt is stuck with a Plasma Grenade, Flood Infection Form or Needler's needles.

• "BURN!!" - When Grunt opens fire when Master Chief caught unaware, doesn't happen very often.

• "Stoopid!" - Said when Grunt sees Master Chief for first time.

• "You'll pay for that, man!" - When high ranking Elite or a Hunter is killed.

• "Stop it! Stop It!" - When panicking and being harassed by small arms fire.

• "Hurt you!" - When attacking an enemy of any kind.

• "Aaah! Bad Cyborg!"-when injured

• "Get it off! God it hurts! Nooooohohooo!" - When Flood Infection Form is on it.

• "No, please, no!" - Heard when fighting with the Flood.

• "It's.. it's that Cyborg!" - When the Chief appears.

• "Get it off me! Get it off!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade, Needler's needles, or Flood Infection Form.

• "They got the Elite! RUNNNN!"

• "More here!" - Upon spotting Master Chief and/or Marines.

• "What are you doing?!' - When a Covenant soldier betrays another.

• "What are you thinking?" - Same as above.

• "He was your friend!" - Same as above.

• "Bad Cyborg!" - After having lost most of his allies due to the Chief's massacring.

• Unbelieving "HUH?!?!" - As a grenade falls next to it.

• "Can't find him!"

• "Whoa - I'm outta here!" - When allies are shot

• "I'm goin' in!"

• "You can't hide from me!"

• "Mmmm...Jackal stew.." Asleep in Assault on the Control Room, Corridor of sleeping Grunts

• "Ooh, Aah, Get-it-off-er-MEE!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade, Needler's needles, or Flood Infection Form.

• "Hey! No sleeping on the job!!" - when Master Chief kills all Elites in a certain area then hides for a while

• "It burns!"- When shot by a plasma weapon.

• "Kill you"

• "Get out of my way!"-When the Unggoy is fleeing from you and there are several other Covenant around.

• "Get up so I can do you again! And again! Again!" on Legendary, after killed the Chief; similar to the ODST's "Get up so I can kill you again!"

• "He's everywhere!!" - When Master Chief runs circles around fleeing grunts and kills them

Note: Some quotes are deleted because they were false.

Halo 2

• "Lightning jim runs fast!" (When running)

• "LOSER!"

• "Go other way!"

• "Every Grunt for himself!"

• "Bad Guys on the move!!!"

• "Ha! He! He! Ha!!!"

• "You think me too short to be Arbiter?"

• "Please, no hurt! Me like Elites. Brutes stinky bad bad. Me stay here, make sure no Brutes come behind mighty Arbiter. Heh, heh... Eh?"- Cowardly Grunt in the level Uprising.

• "Me have bad feeling about this."
  

"You always have bad feeling! You had bad feeling about morning food nipple!" - Two SpecOps Grunts in the level The Oracle.

• "That right. Cower, coward!"

• "Wish me could sleep with eyes open."

• "KILLLLLL!"

• "We make fire... sing songs?."

• "Arbiter go first, ha ha."

• "Is there a problem, sir."

• "You no hide from me!"

• "Arbiter, our savior! Stupid Jackal, say thank you!" - Grunt Major on Sacred Icon

• "How come there never be Arbiter Grunt?"

• "Me take off mask, smell better! But nooo, always have to fight on oxygen planet! How come never enemies breathe methane?"

• "You hunt, me kill!"

• "Come out so I can kill you!" - When he is the only Grunt alive.

• "Aahh! Demon!"

• "SHHH! Be very quiet. Me hunting Heretics..." - Sometimes heard on the level The Arbiter

• "There, there."

• "What want me do?"

• "We go now, fight more?"

• "Huhh?"

• "You want toady? Me be good toady! Me have lots of practice!" - When the Grunt is stared at for sometime.

• "SHEILA!" - Very rare even with IWHBYD. When you surprise a Grunt and your're in a Scorpion tank. A Red vs Blue reference.

• "They got leader! Run!"

• "That's just greedy!"

• "The Demon is here!"

• "Me no see him."-when you're hiding

• Elite: "Grunt! Go peek."
  

Grunt: "Nuh-uh, you do."

• "Enemy moving! Stay alert!"

• "Leader dead!"

• "Spoiler!"

• "Leader dead! Run away!"

• "He dead? Me run!"

• "You big, big and dumb!"

• "Helloooo-ooo?"-when you're hiding

• "Ow-howow!"

• "Stay hidden!"

• "Eh? It dies?"

• "Me suck lot less if had good gun, you know." - If you give him a less powerful weapon.

• "Haha! Run, enemy! RUN!"

• "We make good team."

• "Blade!!" - When seeing an enemy with Energy Sword.

• "Oh! Me could have stayed home!"

• "Oh, it figures. Me waste ammo, you come long, take kill!"

• "Together we kill them all!"

• "Me live to serve." - When staring at him.

• "That not right!"

• "What you doing, Arbiter?" - When staring at him.

• "Tell Mum I love her!"

• "They got Elite! RUN!!"

• "Why you hurt me?? I like human... eh?"

• "Me not worthy." - When given a good weapon.

• "You there?"

• "Ah! Hurt!"

• "Monkey!"

• "Baboon!"

• "Very bad thing!!!" - When Grenade lands nearby.

• "We stand still much longer, we be on date!"-when you're not moving and are close to the Grunt

• "Demon's helmet make GREAT backpack!" - after killing the Chief

• "Not again!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade.

• "What's wrong? You scared, Demon?" - Taunting the Master Chief

• "What's the catch?" - when given a good weapon

• "Wake up! Bad guys!"

• "Loser."

• "I'm outta here."

• "Get it off of me!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade.

• "It looks like enemy."

• Is there a.. problem, sir? - When you're the Arbiter and you stare at a Grunt.

• "Arbiter, tell me a story."

• "Take off suit, get on knees! Then see who tough!"

• "Can I have helmet?" - When the Master Chief is killed by Elites and Grunts together.

• "Demon feel stupid when I kill it!" - When Master Chief shields are down."

• "Ya lookin at me?"

• "You already have one weapon!" - When swapping guns.

• "Me still see you!" - When a Grunt spots you while playing as the Master Chief.

• "Big scary thing run away! Please *snort* don't make me go back!" - Scared Grunt in the level -Sacred Icon.

• "You have plan?"

• "It die like all rest."

• "It wasting ammo, but me no care. Ha ha!" - When killed.

• "I'm little..But very, very angry!" - Playing as the Arbiter and staring at a Grunt.

• "DIE!"

• "Too close! Too close!"

• "Bringer of death!"

• "We are the champions!" - Grunts celebrating, sung to the tune

• "Can't find him."

• "Shoot you!"

• "I smell him."

• "Elite!!!"

• "Idiot."

• "That was Fred!"

• "What are you doing?!"

• "What were you thinking?!"

• "Mighty one?"

• "We make good team."

• "Don't shoot me, Arbiter."

• "Are you angry, Arbiter?"

• "But Arbiter friend."

• "Together we kill them all!"

• "Baby, don't fail me now!" - When it's the last Grunt alive and Master Chief shields are down, holds grenade or other powerful weapon. Only higher ranked Grunts seem to say this.

• "Yeesssssssss, master. Give me precious, my precious!". - When you give a Grunt a heavy weapon.

• "I will love you, and pet you, and call you George." - when given a better weapon, referring to the weapon, not the Arbiter."

• "Bad thing!" - When seeing enemy vehicles.

• "Me want nap, you shoot." - When sleeping.

• "Every Grunt for self!" - When asleep.

• "Me so cute, you give me gun!" - When afraid.

• "Got issue with me performance.. Prefer we have rational adult conversation!" - Hitting a Grunt while playing as the Arbiter.

• "AAAAH! More bad.. things! Arbiter! Protect! Protect!" - When afraid of Sentinels, level Sacred Icon.

• "We happy to be Gwunties." - When seeing the Arbiter.

• "Me do something bad?"-when shot at

• "No one see me now." - When engaging Active Camo.

• "I'm invisible!" - When engaging Active Camo.

• "Where enemy?"

• "Maybe me be sidekick, you know like Robin." - When the Arbiter is staring at him.

• "No one can stop me!" - Said when given a Fuel Rod Cannon.

• "Tricky, tricky!" - Engaging Active Camo.

• "My thanks to the Arbiter." or "For me!?" - When given heavy weapon.

• "Make fire, sing songs. Call it camp!" - When standing still on the Arbiter.

• "Me do nothing wrong!" - When you injure a Grunt as the Arbiter.

• "Come here, Arbiter!" - Heretic Grunt taunting.

• "I always hated you Elites!" - Heretic Grunt teasing. SpecOps Grunts could say that to Heretic Elites on the same level.

• "You Heretics vewy stinky!" - SpecOps Grunt teasing Heretics.

• Elite: "Argh, the Demon!"
  

Grunt: "He's green?"

• "Chimp!" - Taunt when a Marine is hiding or out of line of sight.

• Grunt : "Me so cute, you give me gun!"

Grunt : "Me cuter!"

• "AAAAAH! Bad, bad Demon!"

• "You give 'cause me cute?" - When given Rocket Launcher on the level Uprising.

• "Hey, where my gun go? Oh, right. Ha ha ha ha ha! Eeh?" - Engaging Active Camo.

• "Hard to tell but me not female." - When staring at him as the Arbiter.

• "If OK with you, me need go take pee."-when idle

• "Shhhh! Me hunting Hewatics". - Active Camo engaged.

• "Not even Grunt want to join your kind! - SpecOps Grunt taunting Heretics.

• "Me got dibs on Demon's boots."

• "Came the wrong way..." - Upon seeing Plasma Grenades planted near them.

• "God!!" - Upon seeing and understanding the amount of chaos that took place..

• "Bastard."

• "Sissy!"

• "All is lost!!!"

• "He slip out right under nose...that's impossible, me have great nose. My family has been bred for noses! And mine best!" - When you hide from a Grunt as the Master Chief, with the IWHBYD Skull active.

• "But I only shot it once... Wait.. I shot it many many times, and killed many many enemies!" - IWHBYD probably needed.

• "Something in the way he moves! That's right! Just like no other Arbiter!! Something in the way he moves me!" - Makes some ticking noises, staring at a Grunt after a battle as the Arbiter with IWHBYD Skull on.

• "Look out!" - If being attacked or spots a Grenade.

• "What?" - If stared at by Arbiter.

• "Arbiter!? What are you doing!?" - If another Grunt is betrayed by Arbiter.

• "Me hear that!" - Heretic Grunt, in response to **

• "Present from Arbiter? Ooooo." - Give a Grunt Needler or Plasma Rifle).

• "Heretic Boss! You see? You see?" - Watching running Sesa 'Refumee, shortly before Arbiter went to cut the cables holding up the Gas Mine, level The Oracle.

• "See! Heretic! - Watching hologram of Sesa 'Refumee.

• "Scared, Arbiter?" - Heretic Grunt.

• "Me with you, Arbiter!"

• "Stinky hairball!" - Taunting a Brute in the level Uprising

• "Better than expected." - When staring at him.

• "Oky-doky!" - When exchanging weapons.

• "Me prefer Brutes!" - If the Arbiter gives a Grunt a bad weapon instead.

• "Niiice Ride" - When the Arbiter pilots a Spectre.

• "Run, enemy! Ruuuuun!"

• "A present from the arbiter, ooh" says when you give a good weapon to the Grunt then swap it back for his original weapon

• "Can you change backpack"? sometimes says on the levels Oracle and The Arbiter.

• "Off armor, get on top of me!" heard rarely on level Outskirts

• "Thanks Mighty Arbiter!"-When Arbiter gives a Grunt a better weapon such as a Fuel Rod Gun.

• "Could have been worse."

• "That not me!"

• "Me live, me happy!"

• "Run Away!!!"

• "Youch!!!"

• "Yah-hah!!!"

• "Me live to serve!"

• "Better than expected!"

• "We make good team!"-said to the Arbiter.

• "Together we kill em all!!!"

• "Mighty one?"-siad to Arbiter.

• "OW!!!!!"

• "Yah-Gah!"-normally heard in death.

• "What next, nap?"

• "How about we both take nap?"

• "Need...To...Change...Backpack."

• "What Arbiter?"

• "Ya looking at me?"

• "You have plan?"

• "Not sleeply at all!"

• "Is Problem?"

• "Ummmmmmmmmm,what?"

• "Don't worry me awake!"

• "Is there a problem?"

• "Ummm, we go now, fight more."

• "Above Us!"

• "What they look like?"

• "Mwa-ha-ha-ha!"

• "Not here!"

• "More Covenant!"

• "Me awake!,Me Awake!"

• "Prophets be proud,huh?"-when it kills a lot of enemies

• "Me do something bad?"

• "That NOT me!"-when the Grunt kills another ally by mistake

• "Must...Not...Fall...Asleep."

• "No want to die!"

• "Ugh!"

• "Yee!"

• "That easy!"

• "Me minding my own business!"

• "Why do that?"-if Arbiter injures a Grunt

• "You the boss."

• "You no hurt me."

• "What you doing Arbiter!?"

• "What me do Arbiter!?"

• "Same team!"

• "On your side!!"

• "Me faithful servant."

• "But, Arbiter friend."

• "Not me!"

• "Careful!"

• "That not right!"

• "Not nice Mighty One!"-if you injure the Unggoy

• "Why you do that?"

• "That not Good."

• "Thought you friend."

• "STOP!"-if you injure the Unggoy

• "What Arbiter?"

• "Stop it,Arbiter!"

• "Desist!"

• "Quit it!"

• "OW-OW!"

• "Blarg!"(death)

• "Bad friend!"

• "Why?!"

• "More Enemy!"

• "There something wrong?"

• "Ahh ha-ha Ahh!"

• "LOOK OUT!!!"

• "Me see too."

• "Bad Guy!"

• "Let none escape!"

• "Yuh-Gah!"

• "Where he go?"

• "Maybe, me be sidekick, you know...like Robin." (IWHBYD Needed)

• "Present? From Arbiter? OOOoooh!!"

• "Blegh-degahahahahaghh!!!" (Grunt death by Energy Sword or Needler)

• "Wake up, bad guys!"

• "I'm invisible"

• "OWIE!!!!"

• "mmmmmgghhhhhh!" -when mad

• "Me see enemy!"

• "Wo ho hae he"

• "Let's go!"

• "Ready?"

• "Da-Da-Da-Da-Dum"

• "Wee wee weee weeeeee"

• "Fun,Do again"

• "Hey come out and fight!"

• "Gutless."

• "Sissy!"

• "Uh...we go now, fight more?"

• "What wrong, you scared?"-if you remain away from the enemy for a long time

• "Ahhhhhhhhhh, DEMON!"

• "The demon is dead!"

• "Erhh, it wasn't me!" If accidentally kills a higher Covenant (such as an Elite)

• "Oww! Me have big bruise there, you know!" If fired upon by enemy/ally.

• "That isn't funny!" If fired upon by Arbiter.

• "If want get attention, just tap backpack" If you wound him when playing as the Arbiter.

• "Arbiter kill us all! Hahahohoho!" When your allies turn against you when playing as the Arbiter.

• "You no hide from me!!"

• "Me forever in your debt." When you give him a higher strength weapon.

• "Turret mine" if it finds open turret

• "Friend" says when Arbiter betrays allies

• "D'oh!" In reference to Homer Simpson

• "I get the Helmet!" If a Grunt kills the Chief.

• Sobbing- After his fellow grunt gets killed(or elite)

• "Suck it, Heretic"!
• "Whats the Catch?"When given a good weapon

Halo 3

• "My buddie's gone!"-when a fellow Grunt is dead.

• "The Demon's going to get me!"

• "Scatter!"

• "Now they're using a Ghost!"

• "I bet I can stick it!"

• "Please don't kill me!"

• "Leader dead Flee!"

• "I'll get ya ,you BIG BULLYING JERK!"

• "Time to die,Demon!"

• "This is the end for me!"

• "Feet don't fail me now!" - When last one left alive.

• "KIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!" - When in combat.

• "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" - When blasted in the air by a Grenade.

• "Take away its girl, and it turns into a bitch!"

• "Here, I'll help" - When throwing a Grenade.

• "Hooray!" - When the Master Chief is dead.

• "Someone help, I'm fighting Demon!" - When a Grunt is fighting the Master Chief.

• "Run away!" - Same as above.

• "Die!" - Same as above.

• "Owowowowowowow!" - When shot.

• "Stupid bully!" - When a Grunt is fighting the Master Chief.

• "Uh-oh, Grenade!"

• "Move up!"

• "I'll help."

• "He killed my brother!"

• "Flare! Move!"

• "You sick bastard!"

• "It's safe to come out, this is... Sergeant Humanoid. Uhh....Yeah" - When hiding.

• "You killed my best friend!"

• "Disaster" - This may be said when a lot of Grunts or Brutes are getting killed.

• "You killed my friends!" - When you kill lots of Grunts.

• "He was my nipple mate!" - when nearby Grunt is killed

• "Arbiter, you've just been spanked!" - When the Arbiter is killed.

• "They....killed them...Those monsters!" - When you killed all Grunts in the area.

• "It's a nightmarree!" - If you kill a lot of enemies.

• "Run for our lives, we're leaderless!" - If you kill their leader.

• "Bad guy!"

• "You're going down, big guy!"

• "Oh no, he's here." - When one sees you.

• "Oh no."

• "What are you doing?!" - If Brute sticks Grunt with grenade and then throws him at the player.

• "He killed Yayap!" - If another Grunt is killed by you.

• "What will I do without him?" - When one Grunt finds a dead Grunt, but is not attacking the player.

• "I wish I was back at the nipple!" - When running away from the Master Chief.

• "It's the Demon! He's going to tear off my arms and use them as Maracas!"

• "You giant bullying MONSTER!!!!!!!!"

• "I bet I can stick it!" - Said by a Suicidal Grunt when he charges at a player with dual armed Plasma Grenades.

• "Enjoy my bright. Blue. Balls!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.

• "My light, guides the Journey!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze

• "Faith and devotion!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.

• "Witness my belief!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.

• "Follow the light, brothers!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.

• "Help me! Stick you!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.

• "I get his boots." - When you die.

• "Let me live!" - When running away.

• "Can I have his helmet? Brute master make Ultra." - Random.

• "I'm gonna eat your liver on a cracker!"

• "Now he's invisible!" - When he cannot see where you are attacking from.

• "This is doom of biblical proportions!" - When you kill a lot of enemies.

• "Oh Jesus!" - When a Grunt sees you.

• "It's time for the Grunty Punishment!"

• "He was my friend...." - When nearby Grunt is killed

• "The Germans are coming! I mean, the Arbiter’s coming!"

• "Ding Dong! The Demon's dead!" - When you get killed.

• "I was wrong to shoot you, I see that now!"

• "Man, every time we play a hide and seek game where you're suppose to hide, theres no point in you hiding, because I like always know where exactly you are. Its like go hide, and I already know where you're gonna go!"

• "No my sweet sweet prince like George, don't die..."

• "Hey, maybe we should stick our heads out!" - More than one Grunt camping in a Bubble Shield.

• "He killed Jub Jub!" (This could refer to the fact that in Star Wars Battlefront, creating a profile called Jub Jub will cause everyone to be short and stubby, like a Grunt.)

• "In the brochure it said this would be fun!"

• "Oh, this sucks. I'm going north!"

• "How can something so big hide for so long?" - When hiding.

• "No! You killed George! We went to college together; he was on my team!" - After killing another

Grunt.

• "Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.

• "You killed Flip-Yap! Or Yap-Flip was he? It was Yap-Flip..no, Flip-Yap was his brother! DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW FLIP-YAP!! FLIP-YAP AND I WENT TO NIPPLE ACADEMY TOGETHER, and now he's dead!" - After killing another Grunt (Only with IWHBYD skull active).

• "Hey, Demon! The jerk store called and they're all out of you. Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, unnhh! Okay look, you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt, I'll be the bomb. I'll polish your boots, I'll polish your helmet. It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!" - Final Grunt.

• "I knew I should have taken that leadership class."

• "Green armour - good camouflage. Shiny green armour - not so good!"

• "Catch!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.

• "Ooh, ooh! I got dibs on his chestplate!" - After you die.

• "Demon, you big bully!!"

• "Flare!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.

• "We suck together, we fight together!"

• "The Demon will kill us all!!" - When you killed several Grunts.

• "My Grunty claws will pinch!!"

• "You killed Poon-Flip, the Flippiest Poon I ever knew."

• "The Demon alive? That's a bad thing."

• "Stop MOLESTING me!!"

• "It's the Germans!! Oops, I mean the Arbiter." - When they see the Arbiter at some point.

• "Please....don't kill me...."

• "We killed the Traitor!!" - When the Arbiter is killed by Grunts.

• "Arbiter, NO!!" - When the Arbiter is about to kill the Grunt.

• "They killed him too!!" - Usually when the Brute of the Grunt's squad is dead.

• "What the?" - When the Grunt is rudely awoken.

• "Oh man, he's OK! Ruunn!!" - Upon discovering that the Master Chief or any of the other characters are fine.

• "What a world!" - IWHBYD Skull needed.

• "Oh my God!!! Look at his gloves! He's going to strangle us all!!" - Rare, IWHBYD needed.

• "I didn't sign up for THIS!!"

• "We're leaderless, RUN AWAY!"

• "Bring it, ugly!!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.

• "Open up and say 'Aaah..'!"

• "I found the Arbiter!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter.

• "I kill you, tough guy.."

• "Commander's dead. Flee, please!" - When the Brute in command is dead.

• "This one's for your momma!" - Throwing a Grenade.

• "Plasma throw!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.

• "Eat this, you jerk!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.

• "You mother..." - Rarely heard. When seeing another Grunt killed in battle.

• "Rukt's Fist, Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.

• "Rukt..." - When sleeping.

• "Fist of Rukt." - When sleeping.

• "Heres some candy!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.

• "Open up and say 'Ah'!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.

• "Get that guy!"

• "Not me!" - Wishing he doesn't get killed upon seeing the Arbiter or the Master Chief wreaking havoc on his allies.

• "I will miss you, sharer of my gas." - When another Grunt is killed.

• "Look at him!" - Laughing a little, when your shields are down yet you still charge at the Grunts.

• "I didn't order the Demon on the Menu!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.

• "Die, Heretic!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter, and oddly, the Master Chief as well.

• "Please don't kill me, I won't tell the Prophet!!"

• "He's raping me!" - If a body falls on it, such as being thrown from a Grenade detonation.

• "Ahhh! Get it off of me!" - The same as above.

• "This one's for your mother!" - When throwing a Grenade, with IWHBYD on.

• "The Demon is gonna eat me!!!" - When a Grunt is scared and running from the Master Chief.

• "Meaty pus bag!" - When you are slaughtering the Grunts.

• "How many times have you seen a Grunt go looking for the enemy and NOT get killed?" - IWHBYD skull possibly needed.

• "The Demon! RUN AWAAAAY! Oh wait, it's the Arbiter."

• "Arbiter and Demon!"

• "I'm SORRY about what happened to your planet!" - When about to be killed by the Master Chief.

• "How about me be on your side, and you no kill me. Deal?"

• "The Prophets made me do it!" - Begging mercy.

• "But I'm just following orders!" - Rare, IWHBYD may be needed.

• "Suck it, Demon!" Then sometimes follows "Open up and say 'Ah'!" Or other way around also "Demon Flare!"

• "Oh my God, he killed them all, RUN!"

• "What now, Demon?" - After the Master Chief dies.

• "My crabby claws will pinch!"

• "Holy flare to light the Great Journey!"

• "Nipple mate, you jerk!!!" - When fellow Grunt is killed.

• "If you let me live, I'll find your girlfriend! As sappy as that quest might be, I will find your girlfriend!" - About Cortana, when being followed by the Master Chief.

• "It's not fair!" - When seeing fellow Grunts die.

• "Me SpecOps! Me take Demon down, haha!" - When a SpecOps Grunt spots the Master Chief.

• "Well, I guess it's one on one... Do you accept forfeits?? Please?!?" - Last Grunt alive.

• "AYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA, OHHHHHHHH, YAAAAAAHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" - Kamikaze Grunt.

• "He led us to die!!! F***ing monkey!" - To the dead Brute.

• "Such a sucky race, me eat! It will set aside food nip for a while!" - To the dead Jackal.

• "Bow chicka, wow wow! To you, human." - When a Grunt sees a Female Marine. A Red vs Blue reference.

• "The Arbiter's a penis!" - When the Arbiter dies, IWHBYD Skull needed.

• "You've killed my brother for the last time!" - When you kill random Grunt.

• "He was my best friend, what am I gonna do without him?"

• "They'll reward me for your head demon!"

• "If the Demon gets us he'll rip out our skulls and take our backpacks"-Rare IWHBYD probably required.

• "F**k you!" -When sees Master Chief. Needs IWHBYD

• "Did you watch that new Youtube Poop?"-Very Rare, IWHBYD skull needed.

• "The Prophets are gonna love this!" -When Master Chief or the Arbiter is killed.

• "We destroyed the Arbiter!" -When the Arbiter is killed.

• "It Bleeds? WE WIN!"-Rare, IWHBYD skull possibly needed.

• "Enemy, there over there!"-Upon seeing any sorts of enemy.

• "I call his gun!"-Rare

• "I'm a killing machine" - When single Grunt kills both Master Chief and Arbiter (IWHBYD not required)

• "Think of what me and my nipple mate did behind that rock....." Rare

• "I hope the great journey has nipples...." A Grunt about to be killed.

• "Nothing but teats and tedium, they said..." when Master Chief is seen

• "What a world!" - when running away.

• "For the Covenant!"

• "Enemy is advancing."

• "Together, as we share our gas!"

• "For the nipple!" - when throwing a plasma grenade or attacking.

Rare sayings.

• "What IS that?!" When he spots a Pure Form on The Covenant, might need IWHBYD.

The I Would Have Been Your Daddy Skull is helpful to hear these rarer quotes, while a few require the "I Would Have Been Your Daddy". Note: the rarer quotes may not all be marked as such.

• "He killed Flabjab!"

• "It's safe to come out! This is sergent...Smith...sengensen."

• "But...I don't WANNA die!"

• "Merry Christmas" -sleeping grunt.

• "Stupid brutes, telling us to listen to the stupid prophets, about some stupid journey with the stupid gods and the stupid demons"- on the covenant, near the end when grunt sees the flood coming.

• "Hurray, he's dead! Run!"- after killing brute leader

• "He's got a big whacking stick, and he's whacking it."- if carrying a Gravity Hammer, IWHBYD required

• "It's the mighty Fist of Rukt!"- same as above

• "Demon, this is all just a big misunderstanding."- rare, IWHBYD required

• "Quick, apologize!" -When being charged by the Master Chief, rare

• "Oh no, He's got the Fist of Rukt!!"

• "We'll get you, Demon, we have NEW commanders now! Our old ones were really mean but these new ones are actually pretty nice!" (That's as close as I can remember)

• "The Brutes! The BRUTES made us do it!"

• "This is a BIBLICAL kind of doom!"

• "This game isn't fun."

• "I don't like this game."

• "I'm gonna tear out your intestines and wear 'em as a necklace!"

• "Have pity Demon."

• "I'm gonna eat your liver on a cracker!"

• "I'll investigate! Someone get me one of those Sherlock Holmes hats! With a pipe!"

• "I'll cross my fingers and...Oh, crap! I don't have enough fingers!"

• "It's a nightmare!" -When you're killing loads of Grunts

• "You let me live I'll find your girlfriend, as sucky as that quest would be, I would go and find your girlfriend."

• "Well this sucks, I'm going north."

• "I not know how to quit you!" -When a Grunt gets stuck by a plasma grenade by another Grunt.

• "Demon at twelve 'clock... anyone have a watch? -When Master Chief is directly in from of the Grunt, IWHBYD needed.

Note: Number could refer to the fact that in Star Wars Battlefront, creating a profile called Jub Jub will cause everyone to be short and stubby, like a Grunt.

• "He's getting up!!" -When the Arbiter is killed but comes back to life on single player campaign.

• "Charge, backwards!"

• "Please, be my guest. Take my gas." (best I can remember)

• "I'll polish your boots."

• "The demon approaches."

• "Don't kill me! Look, I'll ask a Prophet! They might make a space for you on the Great Journey!"

• "You BIG BULLYING MONSTER!!! when you kill surrounding Grunts near another.

• "Walk the path brother. I...I will follow." - heard when a fellow Grunt is killed.

• "It's a nightmare!"

• "Clear the way!"

• "For the Prophets!"

• "Ready...DIE!!!"

• "Please enjoy my fresh bright blue balls!!!"-when kamikaze.

• "Witness my belief!"

• "On my way!"

• "Meaty Pus Bags!"-when mad at Chief or Marines.

• "Catastrophe!"

• "Get Down!"

• "I think I just wet myself!"

• "Oh turds, here he is!"

• "Well this sucks,I'm going north!"

• "Get Some!"

• "I'm Leaving!!!"

• "We're Doomed!"

• "Oh Dear No!"

• "Now i got ya!"

• "I will take you down!"

• "We can team up and take you down!"

• "Ding Dong the Demon's dead."

• "Don't provoke the Demon."

• "I just wet myself."

• "No Great Journey for you Demon."

• "Should we come out of cover, what if he's still there?"

• "You're only human."

• "Demon, you are weak."

• "Eat it Demon."

• "This is the end for me."

• "Fist of Rukt."-while sleeping.

• "Merry Christmas!"-when sleeping.

• "Rukt...Fist"-while sleeping.

• "Ok, Ok, I'll share the nipple ok.

• "Why did they stop shooting?"

• "What the?"

• "Monster!"

• "My dragon claws will pinch!"

• "I killed the Demon!" - When a Grunt kills Master Chief.

• "I'll get ya, ya big bully!"

• "Ok,bring up the Fist of Rukt!"

• "Can no one kill the Demon!?"

• "You're only human!!!"

• "He's found me!"

• "Game Over!"

• "Ok Ok, I'll share the nipple!"

• "Charge!...Backwards!!"

• "Suffer Heretic!"

• "Here's some candy!"-when throwing a grenade.

• "No...No...No!!!!"-when a fellow Grunt is killed.

• "You killed Yapap!"

• "I have methane, you want?" With IWHBYD skull on.

• "I wanna go home."

• "You like that one Demon!? Huh!? Do you like that!?"-Grunt after killing or sticking Master Chief,rare

• "Ready to go out there?" "what if hes still there?" Grunts in hiding

• "Zombie!"-Upon seeing dead player again after respawn-IWHBYD possibly needed

• "Stupid Sasquatch! He's killed us all!- referring to a dead Brute.

• "I have methane, you want?" IWHBYD is needed.

• "Stop molesting me" Rare, IWHBYD is needed, happens when you shoot a Grunt that is running away

• "He wont be able to withstand the power of a Grunt!" when charging at a Grunt who is firing at you

• "FLARES FOREVER!"

• "BIG BULLY!"

• "I'm Bleeding!" - When injured

• "Show pity Demon!"

• "You know at this point, if the Demon gets us, shoots out our little skulls, and takes our backpacks, and humps us with his big, demony, butt, we deserve it."

• "Thanks to you Arbiter my family can't get enough gas, enough nipple" IWHBYD is needed. Rare.

• "Oh yay! He miraculously revived!" - upon seeing the Arbiter recover after being knocked out in single player.

• "Oh, i think i crapped myself..." rare

• "Wait, take my gas! Take my gas!"

• Let me live!-when running away, IWHBYD possibly needed.

• "This is a biblical cause of doom!" Said when he sees Master Chief, IWHBYD needed
• "Demon flare" when you throw a grenade