Unggoy/Quotes

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Halo: Combat Evolved

Upon seeing an enemy:

• "I see bad guy!" - Said upon seeing the Master Chief.
• "I smelled one!" - Upon spotting the Chief.
• "See ya! See ya!" - Upon spotting the Chief.
• "Wake up! The enemy!" - To other grunts.
• “Another here!”
• “Look! Over there!”
• “Humans!”
• "Wake up! He's here!" - To other grunts.
• "Wake up! Bad guys!" - To other grunts.
• "Here I found it! Help! Need help!"
• "Why me?!" - As it sees the Chief coming.
• "Stupid!" - Said when grunt sees Master Chief for first time.
• "More here!" - Upon spotting Master Chief and/or Marines.
• "Get up!" - To sleeping grunts.
• Grunt 1:"He's there!!"

Grunt 2:"Where, where?!"

• "He's gonna kill us all!" - As the Master Chief starts firing into a pack of grunts.
• “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!”
• "I hate you!" - As he sees the Master Chief.
• "There you are!" - As it sees the Master Chief.
• "What?!" - When he discovers the Master Chief behind him or nearby.
• "It's... it's that Cyborg!" - When the Chief appears.
• "Don't shoot! Don't shoot!!"
• "Hey, look out!"
• "Back off!"
• Incoherent screaming/crying - Also when running away

When moving to attack:

• "Alright!"
• "Cover me."
• “This way! This way!”
• "Be very quiet now." - When trying to creep around undetected.
• "Can't find him!"
• "I'm goin' in!"
• "You can't hide from me!"
• "Alright!" - While leaping up onto a Shade.
• "I'll get ya!"
• "I'm going with you!" - To other grunts.

When attacking an enemy:

• "Die, devil!"
• "Burn!" - When grunt opens fire when Master Chief caught unaware, this doesn't happen very often.
• “Suffer!”
• "Hurt you!" - When attacking an enemy of any kind.
• "Kill you."
• "I'll bite your kneecaps off!"- Most likely a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
• "I'll take you down!"
• "Yeah, come on! Bring it!"
• "You want some of this? COME ON!"
• "Flare!" - When throwing a plasma grenade.
• "Everybody, duck!" - Throwing a plasma grenade.
• "Down in front!!" - When throwing a grenade.
• "Here I go..." - Throwing a grenade.
• "Eat grenade!" - Throwing grenade.
• "Die!" - About Master Chief.
• "Good." - When Master Chief's shields are down.
• "You think you soooo great!" - When Master Chief's shields are down.
• "You're history!" - When the Chief's shields are down.
• "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" - Said when you either die, or when you are outnumbered and outgunned.
• "Good, good"- Said when your shields are down or if you're taking lots of damage.
• "Glory!"
• "Me kill you!"

When an enemy dies:

• "We'll all get medals for this!"
• "Who's 'the man'?!"
• "We win! We win!"
• "Get up so I can kill you again!" - Rare.
• "We are the Champions! We are the Champions!" - Sung to the tune of the song, when Master Chief is killed.
• "Get up so I can do that again! And again! Again!" on legendary, after killed the Chief; similar to the Marine's "Get up so I can kill you again!"
• "I call the helmet!" - When player gets killed by a grunt.
• "Oh, oh! Can I have his helmet?" When player dies.
• "That was me, all me!" - When player dies.
• "Can I have his helmet? The Sarge is wasted, man!"- Rare, but usually when a grunt kills The Master Chief, or "kills" Johnson or Stacker.
• “Dead! Dead devil!”
• "Me kill it!"
• "In da face!"
• "Oh. I get his gun!"
• "Eh? It dies!?!" - Rarely heard on legendary.
• “We’re gonna go down in history!”
• "Not so tough now!"

When an ally is killed:

• "Whoa, he's dead, RUN!!" - When you kill an elite.
• "Bastard!" - Said during combat after another grunt is killed, or is greatly wounded.
• "No. No more!"
• “Casualty!”
• "Whoa - I'm outta here!" - When allies are shot.
• "He's on elite!" - When Master Chief is attacking their leading elite.
• "He's gone, he's gone!!" - When you kill an elite.
• "Bad Cyborg!" - After having most of his allies killed by Master Chief.
• "Bad, BAD Cyborg!" - Said when all of his allies are killed.
• "He's gone!"
• "They got elite! Run!" - When elite is killed.
• "Leader dead! Run away!" - When elite is dead.
• "Lea-der dead! Run a-way!"
• "You'll pay for that, man!" - When high ranking elite or a hunter is killed.
• "They got the elite! RUN!"
• "What are you doing?!" - When a Covenant soldier betrays another.
• "What are you thinking?" - Same as above.
• "He was your friend!" - Same as above.
• "Sorry!" - If the grunt shot another ally.
• "It wasn't me!" - When a grunt shoots one of his allies by accident.

When retreating:

• "Little people first!" - When running away.
• “Grunts first! We’re smaller!”
• "Not me!" - As it runs away.
• "Get out of my face!"
• "Flee!" - Very high and plaintive.
• "Get out of my way!" - When the Unggoy is fleeing from you and there are several other Covenant around.
• "He's everywhere!!" - When Master Chief runs circles around fleeing Grunts and kills them.
• "Feet, don't fail me now!" - When fleeing.
• “I just wet myself!”
• "CAN'T-RUN-WITH-THING-ON-BACK!" - Fleeing grunt.

When under attack or dying:

• "Wow!" - As he dies.
• "Uggghhhh..." - Dying.
• "Bwahaaaaaaah!" - Said when killed by a grenade.
• "WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" - When getting blown away by an explosion.
• "God dammit!" - Right after being shot or dying.
• "Screw you!" - When shot.
• "Do that again! Oh, I dare ya." Upon being hit and not dying.
• "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!" - When shot by plasma fire.
• "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow." - When wounded with several shots.
• "You S.O.B.!" - When hit with a round that almost kills him.
• "Nooohoho!" - When a grunt is stuck with a plasma grenade, Pod infector or needler's needles.
• "Not again!"- When stuck with a plasma grenade or being chased by needles from a needler.
• "Taxi!!"-When stuck with plasma grenade
• "Not AGAIN!" - When stuck with a plasma grenade
• "Stop it! Stop It!" - When panicking and being harassed by small arms fire.
• "Aaah! Bad Cyborg!" - When injured.
• "Get it off! God it hurts! Nooooohohooo!" - When Pod infector is on it.
• "No, please, no!" - Heard when fighting with the Flood.
• "Get it off me! Get it off!" - When stuck by plasma grenade, needler's needles, or Pod infector.
• "HUH?!?!" - Said disbelievingly as a grenade falls next to it.
• "Ooh, Aah, Get-it-off-of-MEE!" - When stuck by plasma grenade, needler's needles, or Pod infector.
• "It burns!"- When shot by a plasma weapon.
• "Stop it!" - When player melees unsuspecting grunt in the back.
• "Grenade!"
• "Grenade! Bad!"
• "Not me!"
• "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
• "Yikes!" - When shot in the behind.
• "It'll take more than that!" - Upon being hit and not dying. Rare.
• "Stop shooting me!" - Getting shot by its allies.
• "Give it your best shot!" -Upon being hit and not dying.
• "No! Please no!" -Upon being hit and not dying.
• "Too close..too clooose" -Upon being hit and not dying.
• "Get back (calm)" -Upon being hit and not dying.
• "Its right HERE!" -Upon being hit and not dying.
• "Yipe!" -Upon being hit and not dying.
• "AU!" -Upon being hit and not dying.
• "No, not me!" -Upon being hit and not dying.
• "Can take more than that, TIN MAN!" -Upon being hit and not dying.

When an ally retreats:

• "Oh, you no leave me!"
• "Coward!"
• "I need you, stay!!"
• "No running, fight!"
• "Stay at ground!"
• "Stand and fight!"
• "No run away!"
• "You stay here, COWARD!"
• "What are you doing?! STAY!!"

When an enemy retreats:

• "Haha, yeah, run!"
• "Run, devil, run!"
• "Oh, you afraid of me?

Misc:

• "Woah! Good thing there’s a food nipple waiting on the starship, cuz boy, have I worked up a big grunty thirst!" - Thirsty Grunt
• "Mmmm...jackal stew..." - Asleep in Assault on the Control Room, corridor of sleeping grunts.
• "Hey! No sleeping on the job!!"

Halo 2

• "You said he was big." - When grunt first sees you.

• "No, stay here." - When you are hiding.

• "Cower power!"

• "Search this way!" - When you are hiding.

• "You're a BAD DEMON!" - As Master Chief when you melee a group of grunts.

• "If Arbiter no fight, me no fight!!!!"- Heard on the level the Arbiter, if player does not engage enemies.

• "Yes, leader."

• "Let's play hide and go seek!" - On the Arbiter level, after engaging camo.

• "Even Grunt not want to join your group" - On the level the Arbiter.

• "COW-ARD!!"- Taunting enemies (raises voice during hard).

• "Lightning Jim runs fast!" - When running.

• "Dope!"

• "DORK!"

• "LOSER!"

• "Humans easy to kill!" - When a marine has been killed by a grunt.

• "Go other way!"

• "Every grunt for self!"

• "Sssh...Me hunting heh-wa-tic." - said in a babyish voice shortly after active camouflage engaged for the first time on the Arbiter level, rare, and only, it seems, on easy difficulty.

• "Oh, thank you almighty Arbiter!!" - when given a powerful weapon.

• "Bad guys on the move!!!"

• "Ha! He! He! Ha!!!"

• "You think me too short to be Arbiter?"

• "Please, no hurt! Me like elites. Brutes stinky bad bad. Me stay here, make sure no brutes come behind mighty Arbiter. Heh, heh... Eh?"- Cowardly Grunt in the level Uprising.

• "Me have bad feeling about this."

• "You always have bad feeling! You had bad feeling about morning food nipple!" - Two SpecOps Grunts in the level the Oracle.

• "That right. Cower, coward!"

• "Wish me could sleep with eyes open."

• "KILLLLLL!"

• "We make fire... sing songs?."

• "I see you Demon."

• "Arbiter go first, ha ha."

• "Is there a problem sir?"

• "You no hide from me!"

• "Arbiter, our savior! Stupid jackal, say thank you!" - Grunt Major on Sacred Icon.

• "How come there never be Arbiter grunt?"

• "Me take off mask, smell better! But nooo, always have to fight on oxygen planet! How come never enemies breathe methane?"

• "You hunt, me kill!"

• "Come out so I can kill you!" - When he is the only grunt alive.

• "Aahh! Demon!"

• "There, there."

• "What want me do?"

• "We go now, fight more?"

• "Huhh?"

• "You want toady? Me be good toady! Me have lots of practice!" - When the grunt is stared at for sometime.

• "SHEILA!" - Very rare, even with IWHBYD. When you surprise a grunt and you're in a Scorpion tank. A Red vs Blue reference.

• "They got leader! Run!"

• "He kill leader! Run!"

• "The demon is here!"

• "Me no see him." - When you're hiding as the Master Chief.

• Elite: "Grunt! Go peek."

• Grunt: "Nuh-uh, you do."

• "Enemy moving! Stay alert!"

• "Leader dead!"

• "Spoiler!"

• "Leader dead! Run away!"

• "He dead? Me run!"

• "You big, big and dumb!"

• "Helloooo-ooo?"- When you're hiding

• "Ow-howow!"

• "Stay hidden!"

• "Eh? It dies?"

• "Me suck lot less if had good gun, you know." - When given a less powerful weapon.

• "Haha! Run, enemy! RUN!"

• "We make good team."

• "Blade!!" - When seeing an enemy with energy sword.

• "Oh! Me could have stayed home!"

• "Oh, it figures. Me waste ammo, you come 'long, take kill!"

• "Together we kill them all!"

• "Me live to serve." - When staring at him.

• "Die bad master!"- Taunting heretics.

• "That not right!"

• "What you doing, Arbiter?" - When staring at him.

• "Tell Mum I love her!"

• "They got elite! RUN!!"

• "Why you hurt me?? I like human... eh?"

• "Me not worthy." - When given a good weapon.

• "You there?"

• "Ah! Hurt!"

• "Monkey!"

• "Baboon!"

• "Very bad thing!!!" - When grenade lands nearby.

• "We stand still much longer, we be on date!"- When you're not moving and are close to the grunt.

• "Demon's helmet make GREAT backpack!" - After killing Master Chief.

• "We aliiiiiiive! Woo-hoo!" - After winning a close battle. Rare.

• "What's wrong? You scared, Demon?" - Taunting the Master Chief.

• "What's the catch?" - When given a good weapon.

• "Wake up! Bad guys!"

• "I'm outta here."

• "Get it off of me!" - When stuck by plasma grenade.

• "It looks like enemy."

• "Is there a... problem, sir?" - When you're the Arbiter and you stare at a grunt.

• "Happy to be here!" - When playing as the Arbiter

• "Arbiter, tell me a story."

• "Take off suit, get on knees! Then see who tough!"

• "Can I have helmet?" - When the Master Chief is killed by elites and grunts together.

• "Demon feel stupid when I kill it!" - When Master Chief's shields are down."

• "Ya lookin' at me?"

• "Oh, is that a threat?" - Said to the Marines if they say something about the grunts.

• "You already have one weapon!" - When swapping guns.

• "Me still see you!" - When a grunt spots you while playing as the Master Chief.

• "Big scary thing run away! Please *snort* don't make me go back!" - Scared grunt in the level Sacred Icon.

• "You have plan?"

• "It die like all rest."

• "It wasting ammo, but me no care. Ha ha!" - When killed.

• "I'm little...But very, very angry!" - Playing as the Arbiter and staring at a grunt.

• "DIE!"

• "Too close! Too close!"

• "Bringer of death!"

• "We are the champions!" - Grunts celebrating, sung to the tune

• "Can't find him."

• "Shoot you!"

• "I smell him."

• "Elite!!!"

• "Idiot."

• "That was Fred!" - Referencing Spartan Frederic-104.

• "What are you doing?!"

• "What were you thinking?!"

• "Mighty one?"

• "We make good team."

• "Don't shoot me, Arbiter."

• "Are you angry, Arbiter?"

• "But Arbiter friend."

• "Together we kill them all!"

• "Baby, don't fail me now!" - When it's the last grunt alive and Master Chief's shields are down, holds grenade or other powerful weapon. Only higher ranked grunts seem to say this.

• "Yeesssssssss, master. Give me precious, my precious!". - When you give a grunt a heavy weapon; reference to Gollum in the Lord of the Rings.

• "I will love you, and pet you, and call you George." - When given a better weapon, referring to the weapon, not the Arbiter. A reference from Looney Tunes.

• "Bad thing!" - When seeing enemy vehicles.

• "Me want nap, you shoot." - When sleeping.

• "Every Grunt for self!" - When asleep.

• "Me so cute, you give me gun!" - When afraid.

• "I wish they had instant latte makers!" - Very Rarely with IWHBYD while driving a ghost

• "Got issue with me performance ... Prefer we have rational adult conversation!" - Hitting a grunt while playing as the Arbiter.

• "Must try to help." - When given a better weapon.

• "AAAAH! More bad.. things! Arbiter! Protect! Protect!" - When frightened by Sentinels, level Sacred Icon.

• "We happy to be Gwunties." - When seeing the Arbiter.

• "Me do something bad?"- When shot at.

• "No one see me now." - When engaging active camo.

• "Move, move!"

• "I'm invisible!" - When engaging active camo.

• "What you think, me fodder?"- When given a bad weapon.

• "Where enemy?"

• "Where gun/body go? Oh yeah. hehe." When active camouflage is engaged.

• "No one can stop me!" - Said when given a fuel rod cannon.

• "Tricky, tricky!" - Engaging active camo.

• "My thanks to the Arbiter." or "For me!?" - When given heavy weapon.

• "Make fire, sing songs. Call it camp!" - When standing still on the Arbiter.

• "Prophets no like, me no like!"

• "Me do nothing wrong!" - When you injure a grunt as the Arbiter.

• "Come here, Arbiter!" - Heretic grunt taunting.

• "I always hated you elites!" - Heretic Grunt teasing. SpecOps Grunts could say that to Heretic Elites on the same level.

• "You Heretics very stinky!" - SpecOps Grunt teasing heretics.

• Elite: "Argh, the demon!"

• Grunt: "He's green?"

• "After all me do for you!"- When given a worse weapon.

• "Chimp!" - Taunt when a Marine is hiding or out of line of sight.

• Grunt : "Me so cute, you give me gun!"

• Grunt : "Me cuter!"

• "AAAAAH! Bad, bad demon!"

• "That's not fair!" - When given a bad weapon.

• "You give 'cause me cute?" - When given rocket launcher on the level Uprising.

• "Hey, where my gun go? Oh, right. Ha ha ha ha ha! Eeh?" - Engaging active camo.

• "Hard to tell, but me not female." - When staring at him as the Arbiter.

• "Me being careful."- When given a worse weapon.

• "If OK with you, me need go take pee."- When idle.

• "Shhhh! Me hunting hewatics". - Active camo engaged. A reference to Elmer Fudd from Looney Tunes.

• "Not even grunt want to join your kind! - SpecOps grunt taunting Heretics.

• "Me got dibs on demon's boots."

• "Came the wrong way..." - Upon seeing plasma grenades planted near them.

• "God!!" - Upon seeing and understanding the amount of chaos that took place.

• "Bastard."

• "Sissy!"

• "All is lost!!!"

• "Oh, kind powerful Arbiter."- When given a better weapon.

• "He slip out right under nose...that's impossible, me have great nose. My family has been bred for noses! And mine best!" - When you hide from a grunt as the Master Chief, with the IWHBYD Skull active.

• "But I only shot it once... Wait.. I shot it many many times, and killed many many enemies!" - IWHBYD probably needed.

• "Something in the way he moves! That's right! Just like no other Arbiter!! Something in the way he moves me!" - Makes some ticking noises, staring at a grunt after a battle as the Arbiter with IWHBYD skull on.

• "Look out!" - If being attacked or spots a grenade.

• "What?" - If stared at by Arbiter.

• "Arbiter!? What are you doing!?" - If another grunt is betrayed by Arbiter.

• "Me hear that!" - Heretic Grunt, in response to **.

• "A present from Arbiter? Ooooo." - When receiving a needler or plasma rifle.

• "Heretic Boss! You see? You see?" - Watching running Sesa 'Refumee, shortly before Arbiter went to cut the cables holding up the Gas Mine, level the Oracle.

• "See! Heretic! - Watching hologram of Sesa 'Refumee.

• "Scared, Arbiter?" - Heretic Grunt.

• "Me with you, Arbiter!"

• "Stinky hairball!" - Taunting a brute in the level Uprising.

• "Better than expected." - When staring at him.

• "Okey-dokey!" - When exchanging weapons.

• "Me prefer brutes!" - If the Arbiter gives a grunt a bad weapon.

• "Niiice Ride" - When the Arbiter pilots a Spectre.

• "You already have one weapon!" - If you take the grunt's weapon.

• "You have plan?"

• "Run, enemy! Ruuuuun!"

• "A present from the Arbiter, ooh" - Says when you give a good weapon to the grunt then swap it back for his original weapon.

• "Can you change backpack?" - Sometimes said on the levels Oracle and the Arbiter.

• "That not fair!" - If given a bad weapon.

• "Off armor, get on top of me!" heard rarely on level Outskirts.

• "Thanks Mighty Arbiter!" - When Arbiter gives a grunt a better weapon.

• "Thank." - When given a better weapon.

• "That just greedy." - If you take his weapon.

• "Could have been worse."

• "That not me!"

• "Me live, me happy!"

• "Run Away!!!"

• "Youch!!!"

• "Me thank Arbiter." - If given a better weapon.

• "Yah-hah!!!"

• "Me live to serve!"

• "Better than expected!"

• "We make good team!" - Said to the Arbiter.

• "Together we kill em all!!!"

• "Wait...how this fair?"- When given a bad weapon.

• "But...Arbiter friend."- If you injure a grunt.

• "Mighty one?"- Said to Arbiter.

• "OW!!!!!"

• "Yah-Gah!" - Normally heard in death.

• "What next, nap?"

• "How about we both take nap?"

• "Need...to...change...backpack."

• "What Arbiter?"

• "You have plan?"

• "Not sleepy at all!"

• "Is Problem?"

• "Ummmmmmmmmm, what?"

• "Mighty one?"

• "Don't worry me awake!"

• "Is there a problem?"

• "Ummm, we go now, fight more."

• "(whining noises) "Arbiter" (more whining noises)."- When given a bad weapon.

• "Very grateful!"- When given a better weapon

• "Above us!"

• "What they look like?"

• "Mwa-ha-ha-ha!"

• "Not here!"

• "More Covenant!"

• "Me awake! Me Awake!"

• "Prophets be proud,huh?"- When it kills a lot of enemies.

• "Me do something bad?"

• "That NOT me!"-When the grunt kills another ally by mistake.

• "Must...Not...Fall...Asleep." - If there is a long lull in the fighting.

• "No want to die!"

• "Ugh!"

• "Yee!"

• "That easy!"

• "Me minding my own business!"

• "Sure, sure, you the boss." - When given a bad weapon.

• "Why do that?" - If Arbiter injures a grunt.

• "You the boss."

• "You no hurt me."

• "What you doing Arbiter!?"

• "What me do Arbiter!?"

• "Same team!"

• "On your side!!"

• "Me faithful servant."

• "But, Arbiter friend."

• "Careful!"

• "That not right!"

• "Not nice Mighty One!" - If you injure the Unggoy.

• "Why you do that?"

• "That not good."

• "Thought you friend."

• "STOP!" - If you injure the Unggoy.

• "What Arbiter?"

• "Stop it, Arbiter!"

• "Desist!"

• "Quit it!"

• "OW-OW!"

• "Blarg!"(death)

• "Bad friend!"

• "Why?!"

• "More enemy!"

• "There something wrong?"

• "Ahh ha-ha Ahh!"

• "LOOK OUT!"

• "Me see too."

• "Bad Guy!"

• "Let none escape!"

• "Yuh-Gah!"

• "Where did he go?"

• "Maybe, me be sidekick, you know...like Robin." - (IWHBYD Needed) A reference to Batman and Robin.

• "Present? From Arbiter? OOOoooh!"

• "Blegh-degahahahahaghh!" - Grunt death by energy sword or needler.

• "Wake up, bad guys!"

• "I killed the demon! Gotta' write to mommy about this!" - When killed by a grunt minor on legendary.

• "I'm invisible."

• "OWIE!"

• "Mmmmmgghhhhhh!" - When mad.

• "Me see enemy!"

• "Wo ho hae he"

• "Let's go!"

• "Ready?"

• "Da-Da-Da-Da-Dum"

• "Wee wee weee weeeeee!"

• "Fun, do again"

• "Hey, come out and fight!"

• "Gutless!"

• "Sissy!"

• "Uh...we go now, fight more?"

• "What wrong, you scared?" - if you remain away from the enemy for a long time.

• "Ahhhhhhhhhh, DEMON!"

• "The demon is dead!"

• "Erhh, it wasn't me!" - If accidentally kills a higher Covenant (such as an elite).

• "Oww! Me have big bruise there, you know!" - If fired upon by enemy/ally.

• "That isn't funny!" - If fired upon by Arbiter.

• "If want get attention, just tap backpack" - If you wound him when playing as the Arbiter.

• "Arbiter kill us all! Hahahohoho!" - When your allies turn against you when playing as the Arbiter.

• "You no hide from me!"

• "Me forever in your debt." - When you give him a higher strength weapon.

• "Turret mine" - If it finds open turret.

• "Friend" - Says when Arbiter betrays allies.

• "D'oh!" - In reference to Homer Simpson.

• "I get the Helmet!" - If a grunt kills the Chief.

• "Suck it, Heretic"!

• "When you done peeing your pants come out and fight"- Rare, if you or an enemy is hiding.

• "Prophets no like, me no like"- Said when playing on the level the arbiter.

• "Me think I wet myself"

• "QUICK! Take my picture!"- Rare. Said when a grunt kills you.

• *sobs* "RUN!" -When ally is killed.

• (after a time of no movement, begins messing with breathing mask) "Why can't I breathe? ............... oh, right!"

• "Eat me if you can flood!"-Rare-On the Oracle and Sacred Icon.

• "Can't believe me live!" - When a grunt ally survives a battle.

• "You no hide from Me!"

• "Me have dibs on Demon's boots."

• "Can't...run...with...thing...on...back!" When running from the Master Chief

• "Me no see! Mask in way!"

• "Not my fault me suck. Mask too big." If the grunt misses a lot and is stared at.

• "Demon stare...me scared!" When stared at by the Chief.

• "Where'd my gun go? Oh, thats right. Hah." - After activating camo

Halo 3

Note: Some of these quotes may need the IWHBYD skull active to be heard.

• "Hey, Catch" - When throwing a grenade
• "He flees, thank the nipple" - Said after seen retreating
• "Quick question, have you ever wandered off, to go look for the enemy, and NOT ended up dead??"
• "When has US looking for IT EVER been a good idea?!"
• "Hey hey we did heh" (incoherent gibbering)
• "Im not chasing it, it looked ferocious"
• "You GIANT, BULLYING, MONSTER!"
• Grunt 1 "You know, at this point, if the demon gets us, and rips out our little skulls, and...and takes off our backpacks, and then humps us with his big... demony... butt!"
  • Grunt 2 "Ha-ha, we deserve it!" - When fleeing (IWHBYD needed).
• "Open up and say 'ahhh!'" - When throwing a plasma grenade.
• "You're the man!" - When blasted with a grenade, IWHBYD needed.
• "Suck it, Heretic!"
• "I'll get you, you big, giant, FREAK!"
• "Here's one for your mama!"
• "Time to open up a can of whoop-ass!"
• "Look at his gloves! He'll crush us with those!"
• "Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
• "I'm going to spank myself a demon!"
• "I thought I would never fight the demon!"
• "NO, NO, NO!"
• Grunt 1: "I will miss you!"

• Grunt 2:"I will too...I guess."

• "He still wields the Hammer!" - when a grunt sees you with a gravity hammer.
• "He's got a Hammer!" same as above.
• "Come out and taste the grunty justice!"
• "We have to stop the demon!"
• "My buddy's gone!" - When a fellow grunt is dead.
• "The Demon's going to get me!"
• "Scatter!"
• "A holy flare to light the journey!"-Upon throwing a plasma grenade.
• "Plasma thrown"-Upon throwing a plasma grenade.
• "Now they're using a Ghost!"
• "I bet I can stick it"
• "Please don't kill me!"
• "Leader dead, FLEE!" - when leader dies.
• "I'll get ya, you BIG, BULLYING, JERK!"
• "Time to die, Demon!"
• "This is the end for me!"
• "Feet don't fail me now!" - When last one left alive.
• "KILL!" - When in combat.
• "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" - When blasted in the air by a grenade.
• "Take away its girl, and it turns into a bitch!"
• "Someone counter snipe that guy!"
• "BUGGER!"
• "It's not fair!"
• "Here, I'll help" - When throwing a grenade.
• "Hooray!" - When the Master Chief is dead.
• "Someone help, I'm fighting Demon!" - When a grunt is fighting the Master Chief.
• "Run away!" - Same as above.
• "Die!" - Same as above.
• "Owowowowowowow!" - When shot.
• "Stupid bully!" - When a grunt is fighting the Master Chief.
• "Uh-oh, Grenade!"
• "Move up!"
• "I'll help."
• "Flare! Move!"
• "You sick bastard!"
• "It's safe to come out, this is... Sergeant Humanoid. Uhh....Yeah" - When hiding.
• "You killed my best friend!"
• "Disaster" - This may be said when a lot of grunts or brutes are getting killed.
• "You killed my friends!" - When you kill lots of grunts.
• "He was my nipple mate!" - When nearby grunt is killed.
• "You killed my nipple mate!" - Same as above.
• "Arbiter, you've just been spanked!" - When the Arbiter is killed.
• "They...killed them...Those monsters!" - When you've killed all grunts in the area.
• "It's a nightmare!" - If you kill a lot of enemies.
• "Run for our lives, we're leaderless!" - If you kill their leader.
• "Bad guy!"
• "You're going down, big guy!"
• "Oh no, he's here." - When one sees you.
• "Oh no."
• "He killed Yayap!" - If another grunt is killed by you.
• "What will I do without him?" - When one grunt finds a dead grunt, but is not attacking the player.
• Hums halo main theme song* - going kamikaze.
• "I wish I was back at the nipple!" - When running away from the Master Chief.
• "It's the Demon! He's going to tear off my arms and use them as Maracas!"
• "KAMIKAZE! KAMIKAZE!..." - Said until killed. Usually as a grunt goes Kamikaze.
• "I bet I can stick it!" - Said by a suicidal grunt when he charges at a player.
• "Enjoy my bright. Blue. Balls!" - When going kamikaze.
• "My light, guides the journey!" - Said by a grunt when going kamikaze.
• "Faith and devotion!" - Said by a grunt when going kamikaze.
• "Witness my belief!" - Said by a grunt when going kamikaze.
• "Follow the light, brothers!" - Said by a grunt when going kamikaze.
• "Oooha" - Said by a grunt going kamikaze (IWHBYD skull might be required).
• "Help me stick you!" - Said by a grunt when going kamikaze.
• *Hums the Halo 3 theme* - Said by a grunt when going kamikaze.
• "I get his boots." - When you die.
• "I get his helmet." - When you die.
• "Let me live!" - When running away.
• "Can I have his helmet? Brute master make Ultra." - Random.
• "I'm gonna eat your liver on a cracker!"
• "Now he's invisible!" - When he cannot see where you are attacking from.
• "This is doom of biblical proportions!" - When you kill a lot of enemies.
• "Oh Jesus!" - When a grunt sees you.
• "It's time for the grunty punishment!"
• "He was my friend...." - When nearby grunt is killed.
• "The Germans are coming! I mean, the Arbiter’s coming!"
• "I was wrong to shoot you, I see that now!"
• "Man, every time we play a hide and seek game where you're suppose to hide, there's no point in you hiding, because I like always know where exactly you are. Its like go hide, and I already know where you're gonna go!"
• "No my sweet sweet prince like George, don't die..."
• "Hey, maybe we should stick our heads out!" - More than one grunt camping in a bubble shield.
• "He killed Jub Jub!" - This could refer to the fact that in Star Wars Battlefront, creating a profile called Jub Jub will cause everyone to be short and stubby, like a grunt.
• "In the brochure it said this would be fun!"
• "Oh, this sucks. I'm going north!"
• "How can something so big hide for so long?" - When hiding.
• "No! You killed George! We went to college together; he was on my team!" - After killing another grunt.
• "Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.
• "You killed Flip-Yap! Or Yap-Flip was he? It was Yap-Flip..no, Flip-Yap was his brother! Don't tell me I don't know Flip-Yap! Flip-Yap and I went to the Nipple Academy together, and now he's dead!" - After killing another Grunt (Only with IWHBYD skull active).
• "Hey, demon! The jerk store called and they're all out of you. Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, unnhh! Okay look, you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt, I'll be the bottom. I'll polish your boots, I'll polish your helmet. It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!" - Final Grunt.
• "I knew I should have taken that leadership class."
• "Green armour - good camouflage. Shiny green armour - not so good!"
• "Catch!" - Throwing a plasma grenade.
• "Ooh, ooh! I got dibs on his chestplate!" - After you die.
• "Demon, you big bully!!"
• "Flare!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "We suck together, we fight together!"
• "I hate you you big robot!" - very rare.
• "The Demon will kill us all!!" - When you killed several Grunts.
• "My Grunty claws will pinch!!"
• "You killed Poon-Flip. Flippiest poon I ever knew."
• "The Demon alive? That's a bad thing."
• "Please....don't kill me...."
• "We killed the Traitor!!" - When the Arbiter is killed by grunts.
• "Arbiter, NO!!" - When the Arbiter is about to kill the grunt.
• "They killed him too!!" - Usually when the brute of the grunt's squad is dead.
• "What the?" - When the grunt is rudely awoken.
• "Oh man, he's OK! Ruunn!!" - Upon discovering that the Master Chief or any of the other characters are fine.
• "What a world!" - Said when a Covenant squad is wiped out.
• "Oh my God!!! Look at his gloves! He's going to strangle us all!!" - Rare, IWHBYD needed.
• "I didn't sign up for THIS!!"
• "We're leaderless, RUN AWAY!"
• "Bring it, ugly!!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "I found the Arbiter!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter.
• "I kill you, tough guy."
• "Die, trespasser!"
• "Commander's dead. Flee, please!" - When the brute in command is dead.
• "This one's for your momma!" - Throwing a grenade.
• "Plasma throw!" - Throwing a plasma grenade.
• "Eat this, you jerk!" - When throwing a plasma grenade.
• "You mother..." - Rarely heard. When seeing another grunt killed in battle.
• "Rukt...fist...Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.
• "Rukt..." - When sleeping.
• "Fist of Rukt." - When sleeping.
• "Heres some candy!" - When throwing a plasma grenade.
• "Get that guy!"
• "Not me!" - Wishing he doesn't get killed upon seeing the Arbiter or the Master Chief wreaking havoc on his allies.
• "I will miss you, sharer of my gas." - When another grunt is killed.
• "Look at him!" - Laughing a little, when your shields are down yet you still charge at the grunts.
• "I didn't order the demon on the menu!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "Die, Heretic!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter, and oddly, the Master Chief as well.
• "Please don't kill me, I won't tell the Prophet!!"
• "He's raping me!" - If a body falls on it, such as being thrown from a Grenade detonation.
• "Ahhh! Get it off of me!" - The same as above.
• "This one's for your mother!" - When throwing a Grenade, with IWHBYD on.
• "The Demon is gonna eat me!!!" - When a Grunt is scared and running from the Master Chief.
• "Meaty pus bag!" - When you are slaughtering the Grunts.
• "How many times have you seen a Grunt go looking for the enemy and NOT get killed?" - IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
• "The Demon! RUN AWAAAAY! Oh wait, it's the Arbiter."
• "Arbiter and Demon!"
• "I'm SORRY about what happened to your planet!" - When about to be killed by the Master Chief.
• "How about me be on your side, and you no kill me. Deal?"
• "The Prophets made me do it!" - Begging mercy.
• "But I'm just following orders!" - Rare, IWHBYD may be needed.
• "Suck it, Demon!" Then sometimes follows "Open up and say 'Ah'!" Or other way around also "Demon Flare!"
• "Oh my God, he killed them all, RUN!"
• "What now, Demon?" - After the Master Chief dies.
• "My dragon claws will pinch!"
• "Holy flare to light the Great Journey!"
• "Nipple mate, you jerk!!!" - When fellow grunt is killed.
• "If you let me live, I'll find your girlfriend! As sappy as that quest might be, I will find your girlfriend!" - About Cortana, when being followed by the Master Chief.
• "It's not fair!" - When seeing fellow grunts die.
• "Me SpecOps! Me take demon down, haha!" - When a SpecOps grunt spots the Master Chief.
• "Well, I guess it's one on one... Do you accept forfeits?? Please?!?" - Last grunt alive.
• "AYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA, OHHHHHHHH, YAAAAAAHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" - Kamikaze grunt.
• "He led us to die!!! F**ing monkey!" - To the dead Brute.
• "Such a sucky race, me eat! It will set aside food nip for a while!" - To the dead jackal.
• "Bow chicka, wow wow! To you, human." - When a Grunt sees a Female Marine. A Red vs Blue reference.
• "The Arbiter's a p***s!" - When the Arbiter dies, IWHBYD Skull needed.
• "You've killed my brother for the last time!" - When you kill random grunt.
• "He was my best friend, what am I gonna do without him?"
• "They'll reward me for your head demon!"
• "Did you watch that new Youtube Poop?" - Very rare, IWHBYD skull needed.
• "The Prophets are gonna love this!" - When Master Chief or the Arbiter is killed.
• "We destroyed the Arbiter!" - When the Arbiter is killed.
• "It Bleeds? WE WIN!" - Rare, IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
• "Enemy, there over there!" - Upon seeing any sorts of enemy.
• "I call his gun!" - Rare.
• "I'm a killing machine" - When single Grunt kills both Master Chief and Arbiter (IWHBYD not required).
• "Think of what me and my nipple mate did behind that rock....." - Rare.
• "I hope the Great Journey has nipples...." - When about to be killed.
• "Nothing but teats and tedium, they said..." - When Master Chief is seen.
• "What a world!" - when running away.
• "For the Covenant!"
• "Enemy is advancing."
• "Together, as we share our gas!"
• "For the nipple!" - When throwing a plasma grenade or attacking.
• "The demon's dead! We'll be heroes!" - When they kill the master chief. IWHBYD may be required.
• "What IS that?!" - When he spots a Pure Form on the Covenant, might need IWHBYD.

The I Would Have Been Your Daddy Skull is helpful to hear these rarer quotes, while a few require the "I Would Have Been Your Daddy".

• "He killed Flabjab!" - Rare.
• "It's safe to come out! This is sergeant...Smith...Sengensen."
• "But...I don't WANNA die!"
• "Stupid brutes, telling us to listen to the stupid prophets, about some stupid journey with the stupid gods and the stupid demons" - On the Covenant, near the end when the grunt sees the flood coming.
• "Hurray, he's dead! Run!"- After killing brute leader.
• "He's got a big whacking stick, and he's whacking it." - If carrying a gravity hammer, IWHBYD required.
• "It's the mighty Fist of Rukt!" - Same as above.
• "Demon, this is all just a big misunderstanding."- Rare.
• "Quick, apologize!" - When being charged by the Master Chief, rare.
• "Oh no, He's got the Fist of Rukt!!"
• "The Brutes! The BRUTES made us do it!"
• "This is a BIBLICAL kind of doom!"
• "This game isn't fun."
• "I don't like this game."
• "I'm gonna tear out your intestines and wear 'em as a necklace!"
• "Have pity Demon."
• "I'll investigate! Someone get me one of those Sherlock Holmes hats! With a pipe!"
• "I'll cross my fingers and...Oh, crap! I don't have enough fingers!"
• "It's a nightmare!" - When you're killing loads of Grunts.
• "I not know how to quit you!" - When a grunt gets stuck by a plasma grenade by another grunt.
• "Demon at twelve 'clock... anyone have a watch? - When Master Chief is directly in from of the grunt, IWHBYD needed.
• "He's getting up!!" - When the Arbiter is killed but comes back to life on single player campaign.
• "Charge, backwards!"
• "I'll polish your boots. I'll polish your helmet!" - Low morale, IWHBYD required.
• "The demon approaches."
• "Don't kill me! Look, I'll ask a Prophet! They might make a space for you on the Great Journey!"
• "Walk the path brother. I...I will follow." - Heard when a fellow grunt is killed.
• "It's a nightmare!"
• "Clear the way!"
• "For the Prophets!"
• "Ready...DIE!!!"
• "Please enjoy my fresh bright blue balls!!!" - When kamikaze.
• "Witness my belief!"
• "On my way!"
• "Meaty Pus Bags!" - When mad at Chief or Marines.
• "Catastrophe!"
• "Get Down!"
• "I think I just wet myself!"
• "Oh turds, here he is!"
• "Get Some!"
• " Me did your mama!" An IWHBYD quote. Rare
• "I'm Leaving!!!"
• "We're Doomed!" A reference to Star wars
• "Oh Dear No!"
• "Now I got ya!"
• "I will take you down!"
• "We can team up and take you down!"
• "Don't provoke the demon."
• "I just wet myself."
• "No Great Journey for you, demon."
• "Should we come out of cover, what if he's still there?"
• "You're only human."
• "Demon, you are weak."
• "Eat it Demon."
• "This is the end for me."
• "Why did they stop shooting?"
• "Monster!"
• "I killed the Demon!" - When a grunt kills Master Chief.
• "I'll get ya, ya big bully!"
• "Ok, bring up the Fist of Rukt!"
• "Can no one kill the demon!?"
• "He's found me!"
• "Game Over!"
• "Ok Ok, I'll share the nipple!"
• "Charge!...Backwards!!"
• "Suffer Heretic!"
• "Here's some candy!" - When throwing a grenade.
• "No...No...No!!!!" - When a fellow grunt is killed.
• "I have methane, you want?" With IWHBYD skull on.
• "I wanna go home."
• "You like that one Demon!? Huh!? Do you like that!?" - Grunt after killing or sticking Master Chief, rare.
• "Ready to go out there?" "what if hes still there?" - Grunts in hiding.
• "Zombie!" - Upon seeing dead player again after respawn, IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "Stupid Sasquatch! He's killed us all! - Referring to a brute.
• "Hey it's the elite guy!" - Said when sighting the arbiter in co-op. Rare.
• "Stop molesting me" - When shot while running away.
• "He wont be able to withstand the power of a grunt!" When charging at a grunt who is firing at you.
• "FLARES FOREVER!"
• "BIG BULLY!"
• "I'm Bleeding!" - When injured.
• "Show pity Demon!"
• "What is this game on legendary!" - IWHBYD needed. Rare.
• "Thanks to you Arbiter my family can't get enough gas, enough nipple" - IWHBYD is needed. Rare.
• "Oh yay! He miraculously revived!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter recover after being knocked out in single player.
• "Oh, i think i crapped myself..." - Rare.
• "Wait, take my gas! Take my gas!"
• "Let me live!" - When running away, IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "This is a biblical cause of doom!" - Said when he sees Master Chief, IWHBYD needed
• "I'll chase him, and I'll catch him, and then I won't know what to do."
• "Look, I teabagged him with my blue ball!" - Said when a grunt sticks you in the face with IWHBYD on and the plasma grenade must cover most of your visor.
• "It's our former Commander." - Upon seeing the Arbiter.
• "I can't run while I'm scared!" - Panicking grunt.
• "(Grunt) Cover me I'm going in.
  • (Another Grunt) No its your fault Flipyap died!" - Rare if two grunts are hiding and one looks for the enemy. The IWHBYD skull may be needed.
• "I stole his dummy!" - Grunt when seeing the Master Chief running away.
• "Take that!"
• "Mother-" - When a grunt is about to die, kinda rare.
• "Should we go out there?" - When behind cover not noticing the player behind them.
• "Maybe we should let him go." - On Ark while in cover.
• "Its not like them to stop firing." - On Ark while in cover.
• "Shnamamamamamaaa!!!! Nanana naaaaaaa Naaaanaaannaaaanaaaaa" (Halo CE Jingle)- Kamakazi grunt
• "Great dogs of dungeoness!!"
• "Okay, I ask the prophets if they can give you a place in the Great Journey."- Grunt when panicking, IWHBYD may be needed.
• "I have you now!" - When a grunt goes kamikaze.
• "Aiyiyiyi, KAMIKAZE!"-same as above.
• "I'll getcha, you big jerk!"-when Master Chief kills some grunts.
• "Haha! Arbiter, you have been sniped!" - When a Jackal snipes and kills the Arbiter and a Grunt sees it.
• (Singsong voice): "Oooah aaaaaah!" - When a grenade blows up in a Grunt's face and he goes flying.
• "Haha! Arbiter, you have been spiked!" - When a Brute comes and unloads a magazine of Spiker onto the Arbiter, thus killing the Arbiter.
• "Father, wait, please spare me!" - When Chief and the Arbiter kill a pack of Grunts, and the Arbiter is about to kill the last one with a melee.
• "Why is he chasing me?!"
• "No! My trusty (maybe Grunty) partner, don't die! (sobs)"
• "If I chase him and I catch him and then I don't know what to do."
• "I can't run when I'm scared!"
• "Fist...Rukt...Merry Christmas" When sleeping.
• "You're unfit for nipple!"
• "Flare over human!" - throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "You killed Yubyub/Yapap/Yipyap/ZubZub!"
• "It's the Arbiter! The prissy one with the hand-me-down armor!"
• "Flare-throw vs. humans!"
• "Rrrribbbettt! Fun's over! Grenade!"-When grenade is thrown near the Grunt or under a leading Brute.
• "Filthy Heretic...unclean...with the stupid!"-after killing many Grunts.
• "Wow that's actually him! I thought it was just a piece of scenery but that's really him!"-upon seeing the Master Chief.
• "Okay genius! That sounds GREAT! You go...I'll wait and see where you die...and then I'll go somewhere else!"-when another Grunt suggests to come out of cover or engage the enemy.
• "Our death is at hand!"-when being chased by the Master Chief or the Arbiter.
• "I'll chew your legs off, traitor!"-when fighting the Arbiter.
• "Quick, quick! Raise his visor, see if it man...or laaady!"-when Master Chief is killed.
• "The Arbiter is NOT...STOPPING!"-when chased by the Arbiter or the Arbiter kills many Grunts.
• "He was hiding under our Grunty noses!"-when spotting the Master Chief.
• "I'll climb right up ya, and snack on your face!"
• "Has that ever happened when your lookin' for somethin' and then...okay ya think 'Ah there's no way that's not you. But that's you!' Ha-ha! I didn't even think...ya...Oh that's right I have to kill ya..."-when seeing the Master Chief.
• Grunt 1:"I'll flush 'em out!" Grunt 2:"It's your funeral!"
• "Windbaggin', suckin', air monkey!"-when Master Chief kills another grunt or a brute.
• "Oh my stars and garters!"-when Master Chief jumps over the cover the grunts hiding behind, rarely though.

Halo Wars

• "Grunt, Ready" - after buying a grunt squad.

• "Grunt, Reporting" - after buying a grunt squad.

• "Watchya need?" - after being selected

• "It tickles" - after being selected.

• "Here I am!" - after being selected.

• "Me move fast. Me not get shot, me hope."
• Wrong way! Not to bad guy!
• "Go here. Go there." - common saying when told to move somewhere.

• "Grunt moving" - common saying when told to move somewhere.

• "Grunt. Go, go, go!" - after buying grunt squad.

• "AAA!" - After grunt is killed and shot up into the air.

• "We win!" - After successfully living through a battle.

• "Can we go home now?" - Same as above.

• "We're going to die!" - During battle.

• "What now?" - When selected.

• "Me no wanna!" - when commanded to go somewhere.

• "Quick, quick!" - when commanded to go somewhere.

• "Look like armpit, smell like armpit..." - After waiting for a while.

• "In your face!' - when commanded to attack an enemy unit.

• "Me has bad feelings about this!" - when engaged in combat (reference to Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars).

• "Are we there yet?" - random grunt saying at some point when moving.

• "All together!" - when commanded to throw a plasma grenade.

• "Can't we just be friends?" - when being attacked by the enemy.

• "Every grunt for himself!" - said when the squad is taking damage and loses a few squadmates.

• "Boom...BOOM!!!" - said by suicide grunts when commanded to kamikaze.

• "Over there?" - when commanded to move somewhere.

• "Bad guys!" - When commanded to attack the enemy.

• "Kill, kill all!" - When commanded to attack the enemy.

• "Glory!" - When commanded to attack the enemy.

• "I see bad guy!" - When commanded to attack the enemy.

• "Enemy." - When commanded to attack the enemy.

• "Ah! Scarab!" - When fighting an enemy scarab.

• "Yaahoo!" - When in combat and has the upperhand on their enemies.

• "We burn." - When commanded to attack the enemy

• "Much loss here." - After being in a battle and surviving.

• "We are the Champions." - A reference to the song "We are the Champions" by Queen.

• "Grouchy Arbiter!"-When the Arbiter accidentally wounds a grunt.

Halo 3: ODST

• (Note that many quotes said also come from Halo 3 as well, but there are some new ones)
• "Save yourself!" - when inches away from death.
• "Over there!" - if player or ally is spotted.
• "In Soviet Russia, the Covenant kills you." - While fighting the enemy. Reference to the Russian Reversal jokes. (IWHBYD skull required)
• "Fear my blue balls!" - kamikaze grunt, IWHBYD skull possibly required.
• "Not as tough as Demon." - When killed by a Grunt. Reference to Master Chief.
• "You killed... Dabflip!" - Dabflip is said hesitatingly, as if making up a name on the spot.
• "My spidey sense is tingling!" - If you sneak up behind a patrol in Mombasa Streets (IWHBYD may be required).
• "I just wet my pants!...Wait, I'm not wearing pants..." When an explosive goes off nearby.
• "I GOT THE POWER!" when going kamikaze.
• "Leader Dead! Everybody! Panic!" After killing a brute, IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
• "Oh no, primitive flares!" Referring to frag grenades, and how they call their plasma grenades "flares". Sometimes said sarcastically.
• "Oh darn, NO!" -When stuck by a plasma/spike grenade.
• "Help me...STICK HIM!" - Suicidal grunt. Said in a raspy voice.
• "Help me...STICK YOU!"
• "It burns!" When stuck
• "Don't go into the light, Jimmy!" When a grenade is thrown near another grunt.
• "You wanna piece of this? C'mon I'll bite your kneecaps off, and it will hurt!" When shot several times. Another similar reference to Monty Python. Can also be heard in Halo 2.
• "He has a boomstick!" If the player has a gravity hammer.
• "Eep! It's a jeep!" On Coastal Highway, when the player drives by. (IWHBYD skull required)
• "Suck it, Heretic!" When throwing grenade, a reference to Red vs. Blue when Simmons screams "Suck it, Blues!"
• "Here comes Yakya!" When going Kamikaze
• "Does that mean I'm in charge?" After killing a brute, IWHBYD skull possibly needed
• "Flee, Huragok exploding!" When killing an engineer.
• "VERY SAD FACE!" - When stuck by a grenade or when a grenade lands near him. Possibly a reference to the Machinima Arby 'n' the Chief, where Chief is always saying what he is doing (ie:sad face, happy face, etc.).
• "Maybe they're too busy hiding in their little nip house."
• "How ironic!" When a Grunt is stuck by a plasma grenade, sticks themselves, or get stuck by a Plasma Grenade thrown by another Grunt. IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "Get ready for a Yapyap PIMP SLAP!" - a reference to the Unggoy Yapyap.
• "Make sure he doesn't kill me!" - When telling another grunt to cover him.
• "Oh hey, genius that sounds great. I'll wait to see where you die, and then I'll go somewhere else."
• "It's safe to come out now. this is Sergeant...Humanoid....Yeah..."
• "It's safe to come out now. this is Sergeant...Smitherson....Yeah..."
• "I shat in his helmet and I peed in his mouth" - IWHBYD skull needed, heard said by Grunt on Crater (Day) after being killed on heroic by kamikaze grunt.
• "Please enjoy my BRIGHT BLUE BALLS!" When going Kamikaze - IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "We're Leaderless! RUN!" Said when leader is dead.
• "Huragok go boom!"-Said when a huragok is about to explode.
• "Well this sucks, I'm going North!"- Rare. When all or most allies dead, also a reference to the Chronicles of Narnia.(IWHBYD required)
• "It's stuck!" - When stuck with a spike grenade.
• "I thought they were supposed to fix stuff!" - When a Huragok explodes.
• "Kill the traitor!" When fighting Vergil.
• "If he kill you, me laugh so hard, it sound like this: 'Ohahahahahaho!' And you feel stupid!" - To Unggoy allies.
• "How ya' like me now, bitch?" When shot, then given an overshield by a Huragok. (IWHBYD required)
• "He loves me not!"- Rare. IWHBYD req. When throwing a plasma grenade at the player.
• "It's the demon...or not."- Rare. When sighting the player. (IWHBYD required)
• "You have awakened...THE POWER!" The grunt goes kamikaze mid sentence.
• "BANZAI!" When going kamikaze.
• "ZONKS!" Said when being shot at. (IWHBYD required)
• You killed Flipyap! Or Yapflip was he? It was Yapflip..no, Flipyap was his brother! Don't tell me I don't know Flipyap! Flipyap and I went to the Nipple Academy together, and now he's dead!" - After killing another Grunt (Only with IWHBYD skull active). Also heard in Halo 3.
• I'm going to cross my fingers at you, aw crap I don't have enough! -IWHBYD may be needed-
• Aww, that brute a-hole gave him a hammer! -When you attack a grunt with a hammer- IWHBYD may be needed
• Please enjoy my big, blue BOMBS! - Grunt going Kamakaze IWHBYD possibly needed.
• Thank you for flying blue ball airways! - Grunt going Kamakaze IWHBYD possibly needed.

Halo: Reach

• "Funny, but I dream in English." - Grunt while sleeping. This is the among the only English phrase said by Grunts in Halo: Reach.
• "Suck my hairy blue balls" - Grunt going Kamakaze (may need IHWBYD)

Halo 5: Guardians

• "You're dying I'm dying we're all dying" - Grunt going Kamikaze

• "Time for a big grunty punishment!"

• "I finally get to kill the false Arbiter"

• "Humans die like everything else"

• "Attack!"

• "They're humans"

• "Take off that armor, coward"

• "The enemy is there"

• "Hold position"

• "Gotcha human"

• "On your knees human, beg for mercy"

• "I'll eat your soft human bones and your buttery hair"

• "Stop whining and shoot back"

• "Oh I see one"

• "Die already"

• "When I finish you'll be crying with sacredness"

• "Come out and face you're executioner"

• "Get over here you"

• "I am a mighty warrior"

• "Been waiting for this fight"

• "I'm shooting!"

• "They're aiming at you"

• "You made a mistake coming here human"

• "Dieee!!"

• "I think I see something"

• "Unggoy taking fire"

• "They're firing on elites"

• "They're trying to kill you"

• "I see a human"

• "Hold still and let me spank you"

• "Every Unggoy for themselves"

• "I'm gonna punch your face out"

• "Run away"

• "We're dead!"

• "They're targeting Unggoy"

• "I am the punching fist of the Covenant"

• "Lucky shot, Kig-Yar"

• "Ahh I'm hit!"

• "Take this"

• "Coward human dumb"

• "There it is"

• "You want some of this"

• "I will get you"

• "You're dead"

• "Hold still let me smash you"

• "The Arbiter is dead! The war is over!"

• "I see one"

• "Who wants a little hurting"

• "Blast em"

• "Slow wraiths can't hit fast Unggoy"

• "They have a submachine gun"

• "He was the most adorable Unggoy I ever knew"

• "I miss good old days, with just one dumb guy, and little blue lady!"