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==Janissary== | ==Janissary== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 8min 24sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 8min 24sec] | ||
[ | [[Media:hey_bev.ogg|hey_bev]] | ||
Bev: Hello... And welcome to Hot'n'Cold... Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | '''Bev:''' Hello... And welcome to Hot'n'Cold... Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | ||
Jan: Hey Bev, you are looking great... Have you lost weight?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Hey Bev, you are looking great... Have you lost weight?<br /> | ||
Bev: Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. What beverage can I offer you?<br /> | '''Bev:''' Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. What beverage can I offer you?<br /> | ||
Jan: Coffee, black, two sugars.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Coffee, black, two sugars.<br /> | ||
Bev: Gladly, Miss James<br /> | '''Bev:''' Gladly, Miss James<br /> | ||
Jan: You know, I saw the candy machine across the room eyeing you again...<br /> | '''Jan:''' You know, I saw the candy machine across the room eyeing you again...<br /> | ||
Bev: Thank you! Can I interest you in a snack food?<br /> | '''Bev:''' Thank you! Can I interest you in a snack food?<br /> | ||
Jan: I know! And the way his 'Out of Stock' button flashes is so cute!<br /> | '''Jan:''' I know! And the way his 'Out of Stock' button flashes is so cute!<br /> | ||
Bev: Thank you! My inventory is replenished Mondays and Fridays...<br /> | '''Bev:''' Thank you! My inventory is replenished Mondays and Fridays...<br /> | ||
Jan: Well, you'll want to make your move soon sister, I hear the fire suppression system here really puts out...<br /> | '''Jan:''' Well, you'll want to make your move soon sister, I hear the fire suppression system here really puts out...<br /> | ||
Bev: Thank you!<br /> | '''Bev:''' Thank you!<br /> | ||
[ | [[Media:such_pigs.ogg|such_pigs]] | ||
Jan: Well you sure don't want to lose them to that slutty cash register do ya? | '''Jan:''' Well you sure don't want to lose them to that slutty cash register do ya? | ||
Bev: Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. Enjoy your beverage.<br /> | '''Bev:''' Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. Enjoy your beverage.<br /> | ||
Jan: Oh Bev, you kidder! How about tomorrow you buy?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Oh Bev, you kidder! How about tomorrow you buy?<br /> | ||
Bev: Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. | '''Bev:''' Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. | ||
(sits and drinks)<br /> | (sits and drinks)<br /> | ||
Gene's friend: Hey, uh, excuse me? Look I know this is kind of weird, but uh... | '''Gene's friend:''' Hey, uh, excuse me? Look I know this is kind of weird, but uh... | ||
Jan: Hey, I need a guy's opinion.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Hey, I need a guy's opinion.<br /> | ||
Gene's friend: Ya?<br /> | '''Gene's friend:''' Ya?<br /> | ||
Jan: Be honest with me here. You see that coffee dispenser?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Be honest with me here. You see that coffee dispenser?<br /> | ||
Gene's friend: Yeah?<br /> | '''Gene's friend:''' Yeah?<br /> | ||
Jan: Would you go out with her?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Would you go out with her?<br /> | ||
Gene's friend: Uh...<br /> | '''Gene's friend:''' Uh...<br /> | ||
Jan: She's too heavy right?<br /> | '''Jan:''' She's too heavy right?<br /> | ||
Gene's friend: No, uh. I mean, uh...<br /> | '''Gene's friend:''' No, uh. I mean, uh...<br /> | ||
Jan: Mhm... men are such pigs.<br /> | Jan: Mhm... men are such pigs.<br /> | ||
[ | [[Media:optical.ogg|optical]] | ||
Gene's friend: Look, you're the girl that was at Sharfie's last week aren't you?<br /> | '''Gene's friend:''' Look, you're the girl that was at Sharfie's last week aren't you?<br /> | ||
Jan: Never heard of it. Are we done?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Never heard of it. Are we done?<br /> | ||
Gene's friend: Hey! I need help! I know you're the kind of person who helps. I was there, I saw it, so, you know, don't pretend you're just like them.<br /> | '''Gene's friend:''' Hey! I need help! I know you're the kind of person who helps. I was there, I saw it, so, you know, don't pretend you're just like them.<br /> | ||
Jan: (sarcastically) Maybe last week was the pretending...<br /> | '''Jan:''' (sarcastically) Maybe last week was the pretending...<br /> | ||
Gene's friend: So keep pretending.<br /> | '''Gene's friend:''' So keep pretending.<br /> | ||
Jan: Sit down.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Sit down.<br /> | ||
Gene's friend: Buddy of mine, Gene Lidsay, goes by the name Optical these days. We've been hanging out with these guys and, uh, Gene's in pretty deep you know, he's in um..<br /> | '''Gene's friend:''' Buddy of mine, Gene Lidsay, goes by the name Optical these days. We've been hanging out with these guys and, uh, Gene's in pretty deep you know, he's in um..<br /> | ||
Jan: Trouble?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Trouble?<br /> | ||
Gene's friend: Yeah.<br /> | '''Gene's friend:''' Yeah.<br /> | ||
Jan: So, your friend wants to move up in the world.<br /> | '''Jan:''' So, your friend wants to move up in the world.<br /> | ||
Gene's friend: Well they want to let him, but first he's got to...<br /> | '''Gene's friend:''' Well they want to let him, but first he's got to...<br /> | ||
Jan: Finish 8th grade?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Finish 8th grade?<br /> | ||
Gene's friend: Prove himself. He has to do something they can hold over him forever. | '''Gene's friend:''' Prove himself. He has to do something they can hold over him forever. | ||
Jan: Ah, this'll be fun.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Ah, this'll be fun.<br /> | ||
[ | [[Media:box_of_chocolates.ogg|box_of_chocolates]] | ||
Gene: Pardon me, miss.<br /> | '''Gene:''' Pardon me, miss.<br /> | ||
Victim: Excuse me?<br /> | '''Victim:''' Excuse me?<br /> | ||
Gene: You dropped something.<br /> | '''Gene:''' You dropped something.<br /> | ||
Victim: Hey...! What are you...?! What are you... LET GO!<br /> | '''Victim:''' Hey...! What are you...?! What are you... LET GO!<br /> | ||
Gene: Don't scream, don't make a sound.<br /> | '''Gene:''' Don't scream, don't make a sound.<br /> | ||
Victim: I-I... I promise...<br /> | '''Victim:''' I-I... I promise...<br /> | ||
Jan: Hey stud! How bout some flowers first?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Hey stud! How bout some flowers first?<br /> | ||
(victim is struggling)<br /> | (victim is struggling)<br /> | ||
Gene: Screw you.<br /> | '''Gene:''' Screw you.<br /> | ||
Jan: Myself, I like a box of chocolates and a man who's not afraid to cry. You're not afraid to cry, are you, Gene?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Myself, I like a box of chocolates and a man who's not afraid to cry. You're not afraid to cry, are you, Gene?<br /> | ||
[ | [[Media:mr_congeniality.ogg|mr_congeniality]] | ||
Gene: Who the hell are you?<br /> | '''Gene:''' Who the hell are you?<br /> | ||
Victim: Please, please call the police!<br /> | '''Victim:''' Please, please call the police!<br /> | ||
Gene: Shut up!<br /> | '''Gene:''' Shut up!<br /> | ||
Jan: See, there's just no chemistry here. It's time to let her go, Gene.<br /> | '''Jan:''' See, there's just no chemistry here. It's time to let her go, Gene.<br /> | ||
Gene: Look, they said I need a girl for this thing. Is this another test?<br /> | '''Gene:''' Look, they said I need a girl for this thing. Is this another test?<br /> | ||
Jan: Oh it's like the bonus round, stud. Let her go, dance with me. What? Don't you like what you see?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Oh it's like the bonus round, stud. Let her go, dance with me. What? Don't you like what you see?<br /> | ||
Gene: Hm, I am at my best in the bonus round baby.<br /> | '''Gene:''' Hm, I am at my best in the bonus round baby.<br /> | ||
Victim: (whispers) Thank you<br /> | '''Victim:''' (whispers) Thank you<br /> | ||
Gene: Here's your consolation prize. (lets the woman go)<br /> | '''Gene:''' Here's your consolation prize. (lets the woman go)<br /> | ||
Jan: I know, I know, it's over now. Get on home. I'll finish up with Mr.Congeniality.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I know, I know, it's over now. Get on home. I'll finish up with Mr.Congeniality.<br /> | ||
[ | [[Media:big_dog.ogg|big_dog]] | ||
Gene: That was real nice what you did for that lady. Not real smart, but nice. | '''Gene:''' That was real nice what you did for that lady. Not real smart, but nice. | ||
Jan: I'm working on a merit badge.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I'm working on a merit badge.<br /> | ||
Gene: (laughs) Ok sweetie. What's gonna happen here is gonna happen. So just relax.<br /> If it makes it any easier, it's nothing personal, okay?<br /> | '''Gene:''' (laughs) Ok sweetie. What's gonna happen here is gonna happen. So just relax.<br /> If it makes it any easier, it's nothing personal, okay?<br /> | ||
Jan: Nothing personal.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Nothing personal.<br /> | ||
Gene: Just business.<br /> | '''Gene:''' Just business.<br /> | ||
Jan: I don't know. I might have to make it personal.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I don't know. I might have to make it personal.<br /> | ||
Gene: Your funeral. | '''Gene:''' Your funeral. Okay, angel. Time for you to meet the big dog.<br /> | ||
[ | [[Media:ballet.ogg|ballet]] | ||
Jan: See, the problem with being a big dog, is there's always a bigger dog.<br /> | '''Jan:''' See, the problem with being a big dog, is there's always a bigger dog.<br /> | ||
(roughage)<br /> | (roughage)<br /> | ||
Jan: Damn! You're going to want to put some ice on that.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Damn! You're going to want to put some ice on that.<br /> | ||
Gene: Huh, you've got quick feet.<br /> | '''Gene:''' Huh, you've got quick feet.<br /> | ||
Jan: All those years of ballet. You gonna go get that knife?<br /> | '''Jan:''' All those years of ballet. You gonna go get that knife?<br /> | ||
Gene: You know, there's people watching you know. To make sure I do this thing. And they're gonna see everything.<br /> | '''Gene:''' You know, there's people watching you know. To make sure I do this thing. And they're gonna see everything.<br /> | ||
Jan: I can see why you get your dates at gun point.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I can see why you get your dates at gun point.<br /> | ||
Gene: Just thought you should know.<br /> | '''Gene:''' Just thought you should know.<br /> | ||
Jan: Come on Gene, skip the knife... go for the M6 under your jacket. | '''Jan:''' Come on Gene, skip the knife... go for the M6 under your jacket. | ||
[ | [[Media:her_hair.ogg|her_hair]] | ||
Jan: Come on, baby... give it to me.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Come on, baby... give it to me.<br /> | ||
(fighting)<br /> | (fighting)<br /> | ||
Jan: Oh, did I get that right? You draw the gun, I slap you around, then the face dip into the sidewalk, or... or did you want to lead?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Oh, did I get that right? You draw the gun, I slap you around, then the face dip into the sidewalk, or... or did you want to lead?<br /> | ||
Gene: | '''Gene:''' Jesus!<br /> | ||
Jan: I like to dance.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I like to dance.<br /> | ||
Gene: Oh, you just bought yourself a bullet in the back, bitch!<br /> | '''Gene:''' Oh, you just bought yourself a bullet in the back, bitch!<br /> | ||
Jan: Oh, only the guy with the sniper rifle across the street has 2 broken arms... | '''Jan:''' Oh, only the guy with the sniper rifle across the street has 2 broken arms... | ||
Gene: Pete?<br /> | '''Gene:''' Pete?<br /> | ||
Jan: And the girl with the ponytail, the one who was supposed to cover you from the roof?<br /> | '''Jan:''' And the girl with the ponytail, the one who was supposed to cover you from the roof?<br /> | ||
Gene: Marty? What the hell is the... (Jan reveals a lock of hair) her hair? You cut off her hair?!<br /> | '''Gene:''' Marty? What the hell is the... (Jan reveals a lock of hair) her hair? You cut off her hair?!<br /> | ||
Jan: It's just you, and me... lover | '''Jan:''' It's just you, and me... lover. | ||
[ | [[Media:posture_counts.ogg|posture_counts]] | ||
Jan: Alright. Get up... Get. Up. Now, from the top. And remember, posture counts. There's the gun. Pick it up. Come on, big dog. Let's go again.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Alright. Get up... Get. Up. Now, from the top. And remember, posture counts. There's the gun. Pick it up. Come on, big dog. Let's go again.<br /> | ||
Gene: This time you're--<br /> | '''Gene:''' This time you're--<br /> | ||
(fighting)<br /> | (fighting)<br /> | ||
Jan: And here we are again. (Gene's in pain) Aww, the choreography is there but I’m not feeling it yet the way I want to.<br /> | '''Jan:''' And here we are again. (Gene's in pain) Aww, the choreography is there but I’m not feeling it yet the way I want to.<br /> | ||
Gene: Screw you!<br /> | '''Gene:''' Screw you!<br /> | ||
Jan: Alright on your feet, Gene. I'm just going to put the gun in your hand this time. That's it, yeah. Get your finger nice and comfy right on the trigger. Come on, big dog! Bring it baby!<br /> | '''Jan:''' Alright on your feet, Gene. I'm just going to put the gun in your hand this time. That's it, yeah. Get your finger nice and comfy right on the trigger. Come on, big dog! Bring it baby!<br /> | ||
Gene: Die bitch!<br /> | '''Gene:''' Die, bitch!<br /> | ||
(gunshot)<br /> | (gunshot)<br /> | ||
[ | [[Media:wee_wee_wee.ogg|wee_wee_wee]] | ||
(scream of pain)<br /> | (scream of pain)<br /> | ||
Jan: (sigh) The trouble with where you're headed, Gene. Eh, mind if I call you Gene?<br /> | '''Jan:''' (sigh) The trouble with where you're headed, Gene. Eh, mind if I call you Gene?<br /> | ||
Gene: (gasps) You shot my toe off!<br /> | '''Gene:''' (gasps) You shot my toe off!<br /> | ||
Jan: This little piggy went 'wee wee wee' all the way home. (stomps on a toe) | '''Jan:''' This little piggy went 'wee wee wee' all the way home. (stomps on a toe) | ||
(scream of pain)<br /> | (scream of pain)<br /> | ||
Jan: Oh, oh, am I hurting your feelings? You see, the trouble with being bad, Gene, is you only last as long as you're the scariest pup on the block.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Oh, oh, am I hurting your feelings? You see, the trouble with being bad, Gene, is you only last as long as you're the scariest pup on the block.<br /> | ||
Gene: (cries) Thin is gonna do you, freak!<br /> | '''Gene:''' (cries) Thin is gonna do you, freak!<br /> | ||
Jan: And no matter how bad you are, how tough, how fast, you know what's waiting for you, big dog? (breaking of bones?) A bigger bitch.<br /> | '''Jan:''' And no matter how bad you are, how tough, how fast, you know what's waiting for you, big dog? (breaking of bones?) A bigger bitch.<br /> | ||
[ | [[Media:just_snacks.ogg|just_snacks]] | ||
Bev: Hello! And welcome to hot in cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | '''Bev:''' Hello! And welcome to hot in cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | ||
Jan: Bev! It's like you're here every time I come by. Isn't that crazy?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Bev! It's like you're here every time I come by. Isn't that crazy?<br /> | ||
Bev: Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. What beverage can I offer you?<br /> | '''Bev:''' Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. What beverage can I offer you?<br /> | ||
Jan: Coffee. Black. Two sugars.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Coffee. Black. Two sugars.<br /> | ||
Bev: Gladly, Miss James.<br /> | '''Bev:''' Gladly, Miss James.<br /> | ||
Jan: Oh, Bev, I... I don't know how to tell you this... the other day, it was late, it was just me in here with the candy machine, and I was a little tipsy and (breath) Oh Bev, I'm so sorry! It didn't mean anything, it was just... snacks! Can you ever forgive me?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Oh, Bev, I... I don't know how to tell you this... the other day, it was late, it was just me in here with the candy machine, and I was a little tipsy and (breath) Oh Bev, I'm so sorry! It didn't mean anything, it was just... snacks! Can you ever forgive me?<br /> | ||
Bev: Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. Enjoy your beverage.<br /> | '''Bev:''' Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. Enjoy your beverage.<br /> | ||
[ | [[Media:apartment_squirrels.ogg|apartment_squirrels]] | ||
'''Gene's friend:''' Hi there, I, uh, wanted to say thanks.<br /> | |||
Jan: For what?<br /> | '''Jan:''' For what?<br /> | ||
'''Gene's friend:''' Well you know, that thing you did.<br /> | |||
Jan: Buddy, I've never seen you before in my life! Kapiche? We never met, no time. (pause) I'd stay away from the creamer in this place - 100% real, dried animal fat. | '''Jan:''' Buddy, I've never seen you before in my life! Kapiche? We never met, no time. (pause) I'd stay away from the creamer in this place - 100% real, dried animal fat. Blech!<br /> | ||
'''Gene's friend:''' Well just so you know, Thin's really pissed!<br /> | |||
Jan: I mean I could see which animal, even goat would be ok. Right now, I'm imagining someone milking those big black apartment squirrels.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I mean I could see which animal, even goat would be ok. Right now, I'm imagining someone milking those big black apartment squirrels.<br /> | ||
'''Gene's friend:''' I know you can take care of yourself, but... I-I mean, it's great what you did, but watch your back. Thin is really pissed!<br /> | |||
Jan: Hm. You Think I should send a card and some flowers?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Hm. You Think I should send a card and some flowers?<br /> | ||
==Jersey== | ==Jersey== | ||
