UNSC Marine Corps/Quotes

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Halo: Combat Evolved

• "Tell my mom I love her!" - When stuck with a plasma grenade
• "Oh, God! I recognize that one! That was Bob!" - Chips Dubbo upon killing a Human Combat Form.
• "One down, a billion to go." - After killing an Elite Major.
• "Boo-yah!" - Warthog gunner or passenger after jumping off a hill, ramp, etc.
• "Woo-hoo!" - Warthog gunner or passenger after jumping off a hill, ramp, etc.
• "Airborne!" - Warthog gunner or passenger after jumping off a hill, ramp, etc.
• "Do you know how to drive?" - Warthog gunner or passenger after jumping off a hill and failing to land on four wheels.
• "Ay?! Where'd you get your license?" - Said when spinning/crashing/flying off a cliff in the Warthog.
• "Uh, that thing on the left is the brake..." - When the Master Chief is driving the Warthog.
• YOU KNOW THAT THING ON THE LEFT! IT'S THE BRAKE!" -When the Chief drives the Warthog badly.
• "YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" - When on last bar of health.
• "Hey, did you hear that?" - When a Covenant soldier sneaks up behind a Marine.
• "What, the Covie behind you or me shitting my pants?" - After killing the Covenant, in response to above.
• "I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON, YOU BASTARDS!" - In an Australian accent, usually on last bar of health.
• "Hey (mate), you stole my kill!" - When you kill a Covenant they were shooting at.
• "Aw, come on, that tickled!" - When shooting a Sergeant while rampant.
• "See that? Next time, you guys can help!" - When a Marine kills a Covenant.
• "How do you like that?" - When a Marine kills a Covenant.
• "Oh, I understand: You want more of THIS!" - When gunning a Covenant down from the gunner seat.
• "You like that (huh)? You like that? Well here, have some more!" When the Warthog gunner injures an Elite.
• "Bueno, amigo, bueno."
• "Oh, God! Oh, God! OH, GOD!!" - When stuck by more than six Needler rounds, a Anskum-pattern plasma grenade, or a Flood spore.
• "Hope you brought some butter, 'cause you're about to get fried!"
• "Say hello to my little friend!" - Reference to Scarface.
• "Fire in the hole!" - Throwing a Grenade.
• "Frag out!" - Throwing a grenade.
• "Oi! HEADS UP!" - Throwing grenade.
• "Good one!"
• "(Now), who's your daddy?" Reference to IWHBYD.
• "Come get some!"
• "Damn it!"
• "Ay! The burn!"
• "Leave some for me!"
• "That one's down!"
• "Notify his next of kin, because they're next!"
• "They're even uglier when they're dead!"
• "Get your own! I saw it first!"
• "Get outta the way!"
• "One alien down!"
• "Yep. He's dead."
• "Killzilla!" - When getting into the gunner seat of a Warthog.
• "Call 911! I mean... if it's still on." - When hit.
• "And my mom thought I was goin' to be a doctor."
• "That one is room temperature"
• "Yikes!" - When Covenant suddenly shows up.
• "Catch this!" - Throwing a Grenade.
• "Here's a little gift for you!" - Throwing a grenade.
• "Get up, so I can kill you again!" - To the dead covenant.
• "Don't bother getting up!" - To the dead covenant.
• "Oh, you want some more?" - To the dead covenant.

When Marines kill a large group of Covenant, they cheerily say:

• "Bet the Covenant didn't expect to fight the biggest Marine badasses in the Corps!"
• "You see, they weren't so tough; I heard some of them were wearin' skirts! *chuckle*"

When Marines mourn a dead ally, they say sadly:

• "He's gone..."
• "Damn, he's dead..."
• "Take care, brother...
• "Should have been me..."
• "Don't worry, bro/brother/buddy, I'll make him pay..." (Alternatively, the line "I'll make him pay", goes first, ending with the bro/brother/buddy line next.)

When you or other Marines shoot at any other Marines, they say:

• "Hold your fire!"
• "Watch it! (Amigo!)"
• "Watch your fire! (Amigo!)"
• "Where's your glasses, boy?!"
• "What's wrong with you, boy?!"
• "Clean your visor!"
• "STOP!"
• "OW!"
• "HEY!"
• "Cut it out! (soldier!)"
• "I'm on your side!"
• "It's me!"
• "Cut it out!"
• "Hey, do I owe you money?!"
• "Cease fire!"
• "Ow! That one went in!"
• "HMM"

In response, the Marine that shot the Marine responds:

• "Sorry."
• "You're in my line of fire!"
• "Get outta the way!"
• "Outta the way, mate!"
• "That was me, my bad."
• "Out of the way, muchacho/amigo!"
• "MOVE!"
• "I had a shot!"
• "My fault!"
• "Get clear!"
• "Move, knucklehead(s), MOVE!!!"

If the Marines accidentaly shot you in their line of fire, they say:

• "Didn't see you, sir."
• "Sorry, sir."

When Marines hear a gunshot unexpectedly, they say:

• "Whoa!"
• "What the—?"
• "Holy Crap!"
• "Damn!"
• "What was that?"

In response to the gunshot noise, a Marine says:

• "You got me?!"
• "Back me up."
• "Cover me."
• "Goin' after 'em!"

In response to the Marine above:

• "I got your back, buddy/muchacho."
• "Got your back."
• "I got you covered."

When you kill two or more Covenant with grenades, Marines say:

• "Nice throw!"
• "Hey! I didn't know these things could fly!" (Sometimes, Marines will chuckle upon saying this line.)
• "Whoa! Look at 'em fly!"
• "Hey, mate! Nice throw!"
• "Wow!"
• "Whoa, you've got skill!"
• "Wow, man! You've got skill!"

When you or another Marine kills an ally, Marines say :

• "What's/What is wrong with you?!"
• "Why'd you do that?"
• "(Are)You nuts?"
• "You killed him, man/mate!(Or You killed him!)"
• "You killed him, man! You killed him!"
• "What the hell?!"
• "What the hell, dumbass?!"
• "Are you blind?!"
• "Oh, man...."
• "Check your targets next time!"
• (sarcastically) "Hey, nice job..."
• "Nice shot!" (Genuinely complimentary. Probably a glitch)
• "He jumped right in front of me, (mate)!"
• "Where'd he come from?!"
• "Well I didn't like him either but DAMN!"
• "You may not killing my men" (If you have sergeant marines with you)

But, when you kill too many allies, Marines will say:

• "I saw that, you traitor!"
• "You're not getting away with that!"
• "That's it, you're dead!" or just "You're Dead!"
• "We're through with you, mate!"
• "Get him! He's a traitor!"
• "Get him! He's crazy!"
• (LOCO variant) "Get him, he's LOCO!" or "He's lost it, he's LOCO!" or just "He's LOCO!" (Only said by the Hispanic Marine.)
• "He's gone rampant!"
• "He's gone loony!"
• "He's gone berserk!"
• "Kill that S.O.B.!"
• "Kill that freak!" or "Kill that armored freak!"
• "Kill the traitor!"
• "You rat bastard!"
• "Die, traitor!"
• "Take out/down his shields first!"

When road-killing an enemy, the gunner or the passenger says:

• "Roadkill!"
• "Road Pizza!"
• "What a mess!"
• "There's no running!"
• "That's one way to save ammo."
• "Aw, sir, it's more fun shooting them."
• "Aw, man! Just washed this thing!"
• "Oh, man...."
• "They're not so tough. I heard some of them are wearing skirts." Said by an Asian Marine

When you are spotted, Marines say:

• "Look, a Mark V(5)!"
• "The cavalry has arrived!"
• "He is taller than I thought. Better looking, too."
• "It's about time you showed up!"
• "Mira! A Mark V (5)!"
• "(Hey), it's him!"
• "(Hey), a Mark V, I thought he'd be taller."
• "It's him!"
• "Look! There he is!"
• "Wow! There he is!"
• "I knew there was one on board!"
• "Thank God it's you!"
• Sergeant Johnson: "We could use your help, sir."

When an ally is killed in action, Marines shout:

• "NO!"
• "Man down!"

When you die, Marines say:

• "Great... now, what?"
• "Now, what?"
• "We are FUBAR."
• "We're done for..."
• "Cortana... You still there?"
• "Great! Now, who's gonna save the Earth?!"
• "Aw, that's it..."
• "This is bad...real bad."
• "Aw, I don't believe it!"
• "Cortana? Cortana? Can you hear me in there?"

When the Marines kill you after you kill too many allies, they say:

• "Lousy piece of crap!"
• "Well, on to plan B."
• "It wasn't supposed to happen that way."
• "Stupid, stupid, stupid!"
• "What went wrong here?!"
• "Do/Should I feel good about that?"
• "Take that, traitor!"
• "What went wrong with that thing?!"
• "Serves him right"
• "Don't play dead on me!" (Also said when killing a Covenant, and Marines will occasionally shoot the body of the Chief)
• "Why, WHY?!"
• "Oh, boy, the Captain's not gonna be happy about this one" (Only said by Sergeant Johnson.)
• "Get up, so I can kill you again!"(Also said when killing a Covenant, they will also shoot the body of the Chief.)
• "What went wrong?"
• "There's only one thing left to say..." (After saying this line, Sergeant Johnson will sing the theme song of the cartoon show 'Loony Toons'.)
• "I don't get it, what (what) happened?"
• "Rot in Hell!" (Also occasionally said when killing a Covenant.)
• "How's it feel to be dead?!" (Also occasionally said when killing a Covenant.)
• "Let me get that for you!" (Also said when killing a Covenant.)
• "Bastard!" (Also said when killing a Covenant.)

After a fight with no or few casualties:

• "We showed em'!"
• "Alright!"
• "They won't mess with us again!"
• "See, they're not so tough."
• "Looking good, marines!"
• "That can't be all of 'em!"
• "Don't worry. There'll be more!"
• (Rare) Sergeant Johnson: "Yeah! Who's the man?"

Marine: "You are."

Sergeant Johnson: "THANK YOU!"

• Sergeant: "You monkeys almost looked like soldiers back there!"
• Sergeant: "You make me proud, men!"

After a fight with many casualties:

• "That was grim..."
• "We're getting slaughtered!"
• "I can't believe I/we survived!"
• "I thought we were done for."
• "We lost that round, Marines."
• "I wanna go home."
• "How many of these things are there?!" - When fighting the Flood.
• "These things just don't die!" - When fighting the Flood.

After searching an area after a fight and finding no more enemies:

• "Where are they?"
• "Area secured."
• "No one on this side."
• "I think they all ran away."
• "I got nothing."
• "All clear over here."
• "Nothing over here."
• "I don't see anything."
• "Where they go?"
• "Nobody on this side."

Severely wounded after a fight:

• (weakly) "I'm hurt real bad..."
• "MEDIC!"
• "I don't think I can go on..."
• "I need a medic!"
• "They almost got me."
• "That was close."

In response to the above:

• "Just try to stay calm."
• "We have wounded over here!"
• "Hang in there, buddy."
• "We need a medic over here!"

When fighting the Flood in 343 Guilty Spark:

• "Hey, I recognized that one! That was Bob!"
• "What are those things?!"
• "Get it off me!"
• "We didn't bring enough ammo to kill all these things."
• "They look more uglier when they are dead" -Commenting about Flood's dead bodies.

Halo 2

• "Don't worry Cortana! I'll get you out of there!" -When the player is killed.
• "Wow-wee...A Spartan"- Random response when you aid Marines in battle.
• "The only thing left back there is a shortcut to hell!!" - Immediate response to a won battle.
• "Hey sir, I know you saw me standin' there!" - Marine response to you inflicting damage to him.
• "Oh, so to be in the Covenant you got to be an idiot huh?!?!?" - Random response when in battle.
• "Decapitate their heads and brush their teeth for them! Make sure they floss!"
• "Wheee, that was fun, never do that again." When the Chief flips the hog.
• "What am I supposed to do with this, scratch my back?" When a power weapon is traded for a much weaker weapon.
• "What's the matter? Am I comin' on too strong?" - Female Marine in Halo 2.
• "Awww damn it, I forgot the plan, oh yeah, KILL THE ALIENS" - Random response to you staring at a Marine for a long period of time.
• "STUPID BUGGAH!" - Response to a Marine getting wounded.
• "Well actually it's very simple, SHOOT THE ALIENS!" - Response to you shooting at a Marine.
• "Advantage: Us? We kick their asses!" - Marine on Halo 2.
• "Have we tried reasoning with them?" - Marine on Halo 2.
• "OOH-AAH! Good one, Amigo!" - Marine on Halo 2.
• "Ah, man, I love the beach!" - Marine on the level Outskirts.
• "You always wanted to be a hero. Well, now you're dead. You're a dead hero."
• Sometimes, the Marine Will Continue the above statement with "And you're forgotten. I don't even remember your name.
• "Elite, my ass, amigo!" - Marine mocking.
• "I was so busy kickin' ass, I forgot to take names." - Female Marine in Halo 2.
• "I hope you brought a suit, mate!"
• "Where'd you learn to drive? (Tijuana?)" - When Master Chief drives badly.
• "Where'd you learn to drive like that?" - When jumping off ramps at the level Outskirts.
• "Mr. Tin Man got no Heart! Or something like that." When shot by the Chief.
• "There's no place like home, there no place like home!" when shot, or given a bad weapon.
• "You just worry about yourself, huh?" - When given a worse weapon.
• "What, so you're gonna take my girlfriend too?" - When given a worse weapon then what they had previously.
• "I'd better not find it layin' away somewhere..." - When swapped for a worse weapon, said by Texan.
• "Hey, how did you clowns even find Earth?"
• "Here, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy!"
• "Things aren't bad: they're push-big-red-button bad!"-When the Master Chief dies in engagement.
• "Bloody alien!" - Marine when being shot by an Elite.
• "Yeah, so, when I shoot, I try to hit stuff." Male Marine on Level Outskirts.
• "What's the matter? Did I come on too strong?"-Female marine.
• "He's gone loco!"-When Chief kills Marines instead of the Covenant.
• "Eyes downrange, not down-shirt!" - Female Marine, when stared at.
• "Don't shoot his head! You'll hurt Cortana, she's a hottie. She's blue, but she's a hottie." - Marine in battle if the Marines turn on the Chief.
• "He isn't that tall..."-Said on Cairo Station when they see the Chief.
• "You fought in the war?"-Addressing Chief.
• "Byaah!" - In the fashion of Howard Dean; Delta Halo, at the 'Off the Rock, Through the Bush, Nothing but Jackal', when falling down waterfalls. No IWHBYD required.
• "Are you sure Cortana's not helping you, mate?" - Australian Marine.
• "Take off your mask; you can't be that ugly!" - Marine to a Grunt.
• "I kill you, Grunt!" - Marine.
• "Bloody bastards!" - Australian Marine.
• "Six points on that one!" - Australian marine, referencing a goal in Australian rules football, or perhaps a converted try in rugby league.
• "Nice smilin' and all, but you still owe me 20 bucks." - Said during momentary lull in fighting.
• "I'm not scared of you! Oh, wait, I am" - said to enemy Elite/Brute.
• "You can run, but you can't hide...." - Marine Sniper.
• "Keep going, slackers." - Marine.
• "I heard you fellas taste just like chicken!" - Taunting Jackals/Grunts.
• "Hey, here's more souvenirs for you to take back home!" - Shooting a dead enemy.
• "Don't stop now, Chief!"
• "Don't worry, I won't bite." - Female Marine.
• "See anything you like?" - Female Marine.
• "I'll be a good girl, I promise." - Female Marine.
• "You better hope Cortana's not the jealous type!" - When you stare at a Female Marine.
• "Taken care of it." - When the Enemy is killed/vehicle destroyed.
• "So, that's a Spartan." - Female Marine.
• "Cut down from the prime of existence!" - Said after Marine kills Elite.
• "Argh, I'm hit." - Marine when wounded.
• "Is... is that your bone?" - Random Marine responding to above.
• "They almost wiped us out." - After taking heavy casualties in an engagement.
• "Hey, sir! That ain't right!" - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
• "Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy." - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
• "Sorry, it's a little sweaty." - occasionally said is the weapons swapped are closely matched.
• "You had to take my gun." - said when given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
• "Uh... Okay." - If given a better weapon.
• "Are you sure about this, sir?" - When given a better weapon.
• "Screwed that Ghost (good)!" - When being injured by a Ghost.
• "Grand time to carry out your checks!" - In combat.
• "Well, I knew you'd be there, didn't I?" - When finds a hostile.
• Marine 1: "Just because I'm scared doesn't mean I won't kill you!".
• Marine 2: "Yeah, me, too!" - When engaging enemies.
• "Why did everyone stop shooting?" - After an engagement ends.
• "Sure, you wanna give this up, Chief?" - When given a better weapon than what they had previously.
• "Uh...what's wrong with it?" - When given a better weapon then the one they had previously.
• "Can you sign it, sir? I'm a huge fan." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously.
• "For a cyborg, he's pretty cute!" - Female marine on the level Metropolis. Also said if you are in a Warthog and powerslide with a female Marine in the passenger or gunner seat.
• "My family died on Reach, Sir. All of them." - When looked at for a bit by the player.
• "There are better weapons all over the place! Don't take mine!" - Looking nasty, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
• "I feel much better now." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously.
• "All I do is give, give, give." - Frowns and looking nasty, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
• "I appreciate it, sir." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously.
• "I'll never wash this weapon." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously.
• "This doesn't make me very happy, sir!" - Frowns, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
• "Great! Thanks!" - Then smiles, and salutes the player, when given a better weapon than what they had previously.
• "Look, a Mark VI!"
• "A Spartan!?"
• "That man you killed had a baby!- When an ally is killed.
• Random tough-talk with Elites on the level Regret: Elite: "Come out, little monkey, do not be afraid. I have a banana for you." Female marine: "Why don't you come in and find me?".
• "Is it over?" - Female Marine.
• "Did we make it?" - Female Marine.
• "That man you killed had a girlfriend with kittens!" - When an ally is killed.
• "That man you killed had a puppy! - When an ally is killed.
• "Man, they smell bad dead. Or was that you, Sarge? He-he!"
• "You forgot your purse!" - To retreating enemies.
• "Hey, check it out: it's the new armor!" - When MC passes by.
• "Another kill for the Big Green" - When the Master Chief is taking down enemies quickly.
• "She was one of the cute ones." - Male Marine on seeing a female marine die on Metropolis.
• "You're like a god to me." - When you kill a lot of enemies.
• "I don't want to kill you, but you're too damn ugly to let live!" - When firing at the Covenant.
• "That's why there's Grunts, Marines" Sergeant Johnson.
• "You know, this reminds me of the time I got herpes." - When given a worse weapon they had previously.
• "Pull over, Chief, I'm gonna barf!" - When Chief rolls the hog.
• "Let's go, super friends. Super friends, unite!" - Male marine in Cairo Station on Legendary difficulty. Can also be heard in Metropolis on Easy, Although very rarely.
• "Don't you want something to eat? Well, eat this!" - Said when fighting the Covenant.
• "I want victory because I have to!" - Said when engaging the enemy.
• "After this, my place for pie." - Male marine on Earth after standing for awhile.
• "Chief, if you want me to undress, just ask." - Marine on being hit.
• "Say hello to my great, BIG Toy"-When firing a rocket launcher.
• "Hey, don't worry, amigo. We need a medic!" - Marine after ally says they're wounded.
• "Do not open until Christmas!" - Throwing a grenade.
• "Mira, Mark VI."-Said by a Spanish Marine.
• "Well, I'll be. A Spartan."- Australian Marine.
• "I thought you Elites could fight!"
• "And we have a lovely parting gift for the losers! It's Death!" - after enemies are killed
• "Hey! Do you think Cortana's helping him aim?" - Heard on early on in Outskirts when player kills several enemies.
• "Happy Birthday, Sunshine!"-Throwing a grenade.
• "(Jokingly) Come get me! I'm just a little coward!(Normal) No, really, I am! Ha-ha-ha!"
• "Uh, Chief, I think it was trying to surrender."
• "Your funeral, Sir."-Smiling when you give the Marine a better weapon.
• "'Elite' my ass! Is that the best you can do?"
• "Erm ... you might wanna wash that first," - Said when you give a marine a better weapon.
• "So, um...are you and Cortana are in love?" - When you stare at the Marine. (Rare)
• "He's cute for a Spartan."-Female Marine when you walk by or up.
• "You sure Cortana's not helping him aim?" When you make a headshot with a scoped weapon with or without zooming in.
• "Hey, let's catch one and ride it."-Marine referring to Grunts and or Jackals.
• "We can kill it together."
• "Have we tried reasoning with them?"
• "It's tight quarters on the other side, sir. Use this: [Marine offers you shotgun]" - Female marine in Metropolis, offering Master Chief an M90 Shotgun.
• "I ran out of grenades and I accidentally threw my lunch. It's true!"- In the level Gravemind if you stare at a marine for a while.
• "Hey, Aliens, turn down the suck!" Yelled by marines on Metropolis.
• "And everybody was kung fu fighting." Said by a marine on the level Outskirts after killing a Grunt. (a reference to the Carl Douglas song)
• "Bam! Spice that up a notch!" (in reference to Emeril.)
• "I dunno who glassed Reach, but it sure wasn't you girl scouts!" when firing on Grunts from the building on Outskirts.
• "I dunno who glassed Reach, But it sure wasn't you stupid Bastards!!" again on Outskirts
• "Let's see: Our colonies are blown to hell, the Covenant has found Earth, and our last best hope is a guy in green metal underoos with some serious friendly fire issues]]. Hell, I'm great!" said after a battle in which the Chief shot a Marine.
• "Hey, ugly,nice lips!" has to be said by a female marine to trigger the next quote.
• "Do those things even know what you're saying?" said by another nearby female marine.
• Okay let's settle in. Anyone see a Starbucks? Oh,theres one over there.Oh theres another across the street!Oh, there's twelve of them!"
• "Hey,your the perfect size...to kiss my ass!"
• "Bad boys,Bad boys,oh whacha gonna do,You're gonna get the crap kicked outta you,that's what you're gonna do!"
• "Sir,with all due respect, you suck!"
• "Yeah, I pooped in my pants, so what?"
• "Kick 'em in their balls/nuts/crotch!"
• "Dum dum dee dum, dum, dum dee dee dum dum,dum dum dum dum."(The "Star Wars theme")When the chief pulls out a sword.
• Hey, it's Darth Vader an-Oh dear God!" when an Elite pulls out an energy sword and kills a marine.
• "That thing is uglier than Sarge in the morning!"
• "Hey,asshole,shut up and shoot!"response to above
• "Marine.You.Gun.Trigger.Pull.Kill'!"
• "Wheres a hot nurse when you need her?"when shot
• "Marine, less talking,more bastard shooting!"
• "What was I doing?Oh yeah,getting my ass kicked by Calamari!"when shot many times by an Elite.
• "Relax, that's why there's hot nurses." when a marine panics over an injury.
• Chief! Are you gonna let it talk like that about your mother?" Rare. With or without Skull. But possible without skull as well.
• "Breakfast is served. Have your plasma your way." Said sarcastically in a sweet tone by a female marine with a plasma pistol/rifle on Regret.
• "Peekaboo, come on, stick your head out..." said by a female marine on Regret.
• "I got a bloodthirsty cyborg, what do you got?" said when you kill Covenant on Outskirts
• "That'll do, Chief. That'll do." - after enemies are killed. (A reference to the movie Babe.)
• "We're waist-deep in it now!"
• "Over the top guys!"
• "Alright, I'm outta here! You've got a problem, man."
• "Now, see what happens when we stick to the plan?" - after all enemies are killed
• "I don't know, he doesn't look so good." - in response to an ally being wounded
• "Nice ride, sir." - when Master Chief shows up in a vehicle
• "Alright, problem taken care of. I'm hungry." - when an enemy is killed or vehicle is destroyed
• "Tin Man, gonna save our asses." - upon seeing Master Chief (in reference to The Wizard of Oz character)
• "This ain't as much fun as you think!" - in response to rough/bad driving
• "17-B. Bingo!" - upon shooting an enemy
• "Alright, let's fill up some black bags, boys!"
• "That thing's so ugly, when it cries the tears run down the back of its head!" - when fighting the Covenant
• "Saved you a seat, Chief!" - when in a vehicle and approached by Master Chief on foot
• "Frag you!" - when throwing a frag grenade
• "I wonder if aliens have insurance?"
• "Well, at least we know one thing: better you than me." - while standing over a dead ally
• "What is your deal, man? - when shot by the player
• "Hey, hey, hey! It's not a garden hose!" when shot by the player
• "Sound it out. Connect the dots." - when shot by the player
• "Uh, Chief? Could you at least pretend to aim?" - when shot by the player
• "This is serious, man!" - when shot by the player
• "Ow! That one went in!" - when hit by enemy or friendly fire
• "I took a few." - when hit by enemy or friendly fire
• "My face! My beautiful face!" - when hit by enemy or friendly fire
• "You treat your mother like that?" - when meleed by the player
• "Hey! Do your job!" - when meleed by the player
• "Is there something wrong with you Marine?" - when meleed by the player
• "Hey! You don't wanna see me angry." - when meleed by the player
• "I'm gonna take that as a threat." - when meleed by the player
• "Okay, I'm sorry I slept with your wife, but what did I ever do to you?"
• "Stay still. They can smell fear. And urine."
• "And to think I volunteered for this!"
• "Oh, shut up and start fighting!" - in response to the quote above
• "You've got two hands, you've used 'em before, use 'em now!" - to the gun operator of a Warthog
• "I could've stayed home."
• "Surrender or die." - to the Covenant
• "Not bad Marine, but don't let it go to your head." - when another Marine kills an enemy
• "Dyno-MITE!" - when throwing a frag grenade, a reference to the TV show Good Times and the catchphrase of character J. J. Evans
• "Hey, I'm not the one who blew up their sacred ring!" - when stared at for a while. Rare.
• "Where did you get your license? Mexico City!" - When you drive badly.

Halo 3

Note: Some of these become more frequent with the IWHBYD skull activated. For a list of Marine quotes that become more frequent with the Skull go here

Not yet categorized

• "Chief! Shiny!" - Firefly/Serenity reference. IWHBYD not needed.
• "Say hello to my little friend!" - Scarface reference, IWHBYD not needed, though rare.
• "Chief, come stand in front of me!"
• "Oh, you're a real comedian aren't ya? Here's a joke for you..."
• "Dude, the first chance I get, I'm going to get one of those Ghost things." - IWHBYD possibly required.
• "They remind me of Wookiees. You know, from Star Wars?...Nothing?! Ah, forget it. It's for kids." - Gunnery Sergeant Reynolds to the Chief.
• "It's not a toy, it's a freakin' grenade!" - Said when the player throws a grenade in their direction- IWHBYD possibly required.
• "I call Shotgun!" you have to be in sight of the vehicle.
• "Oh, you didn't like it? Well I was doing that job. Okay, fine, FINE!"
• "You enjoy your job too much" after quick battle with lots of enemies.
• "Crikey, what are you, schoolgirls, girl scouts!?"
• "Ya know, I really like my job way too much."
• "Oh, you big, beautiful doll!"-Female Marine.
• "Stupid pants!"
• "Hey, that's my gun." When taken of an emplacement.
• "Take a picture. it'll last longer." If you remove a Machine gun from the Turret. IWHBYD required.
• "Thanks for nothing!" when given a weapon they previously used.
• "Don't worry. I'll get this to your girlfriend." to a dead marine.
• "His mama must have felt that one!"
• "Cut the Chatter!"
• "Get it off! Get it off!"-after being stuck. IWBHYD needed.
• "Get down and be safe, that's all I'm saying."
• "Let's see if I can hit you from here."
• "I think I saw my life flash before my eyes."
• "What's up, Chief?"- 'Loony Toons' reference.
• "Advance!"
• "On the Double!"
• "Jerk-wad!"
• "Yaahooo!!"
• "There is no such thing as too many grenades."
• "Great, now, I just peed my pants!"
• "You giant doorknob!"-said to Brutes.
• "I heard their main weakness is bananas; do we have any bananas?-said by marine making fun of Brutes.
• "Duck and cover!"
• "Take that!"-Coupé de grace.
• "That was amazing! And I only peed myself a little." -Said by female Marine, IWHBYD possibly needed.
• (To dead Grunt) "I'd bag ya, but the Chief is watchin'"- an obvious reference to Teabagging.
• "Ah, great, I've just peed my pants"
• "Dude, these guys are from another planet and we are killing them!... Is that CRAZY or WHAT?"
• "Hey, look at me: I'm shooting dead guys"
• "You ready to do this?"
• "Yeah, I'm with you."
• "Oly Oly Oxen Free!" -most probably a reference to the secret "call" that Dr. Halsey and the Spartan's share.
• "Hold your line; they're charging!"
• "Put down that jelly doughnut!"-IWHBYD needed.
• "Dude, you got some socks I can have?"
• "Time for medicine!"
• "You got it."
• "Let it go!" - When chief is throwing grenade towards the marines.
• "Come on, that was great!"
• "Oh, looky here."
• "Chief, we saved some for you!"
• "Sen-effing-sational." - Australian Marine.
• "I am sore, and tired, and ready for vengeance!" - ODST on the Ark. IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "Hey, man, I'll take good care of your girlfriend!" - Unknown IWHBYD needed, Crow's Nest.
• "I'm pissed. I just started my cycle and I am out of tampons!" - Female marine, Unknown IWHBYD needed.
• "Ow! my freaking butt cheek."
• "Hey, quit cleaning up my garbage, huh?" - Marines to the Chief when he kills Covenant soldiers.

* denotes a quote for which the IWHBYD skull is required

Scripted dialog

• Marine: "These Brutes are tough..." Female Marine: "Grunts ain't no slouches either." - Sierra 117
• "Those Grunts are no slouches either. Brutes must've put something in the tanks." Co-op - Sierra 117.
• Marine 1: "How did they find us?" Marine 2: "They probably smelled you!" - Crow's Nest
• Female Marine: "It gets inside you. Chews you up." Marine: "We gotta get out of here!" - Floodgate
• "Tank beats Ghost!", later "Tank beats Hunter!", later "Tank beats everything! Oh, man! I could do this all day!"- The Ark when you get a Scorpion Tank.
• "Little bastard stung me!"-the Ark
• "Chief, tap him out"- Whispered when you see the Urinating Brute on The Ark.

Miscellaneous nonscripted dialog

• "Dude, he's chargin' his Splazer!" - While MC is charging the Spartan Laser
• "Hold on tight, here comes mama!"
• "Nifty." When you pull out a turret.
• I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence!" IWHBYD required obviously
• "Let's check the guest list. Anyone left?
• "Tonight, we dine in Hell." Female Marine, reference to 300.*
• "Brutes? They're just big kittens with nail guns!"
• "How do you like them artifacts?"
• "Grenades are like RAM. You can never have too much." - Possible reference to Red vs Blue.
• "This is Sparta!" Reference to 300.*
• "Hey, you guys ever seen that movie Full Metal Jacket?" -The Storm, after you take out the Hunters and start heading toward the Ogab'd-pattern anti-aircraft Wraith gun.
• "Where's the Bubble Shield? I saw the Chief deployed one!" When a Marine is under heavy fire and when the Master Chief does deploy a Bubble Shield somewhere else.*
• "Ummm... How come that guy is getting back up?" - When a Flood Combat Form is revived.

When you show up

• ”Did you go somewhere? And why didn't you bring back two?" Pete Stacker upon seeing you.
• "All right, the one-man cavalry has arrived!" - Tsavo Highway.
• "Chief, feel free to start shooting!"
• "Now we get some real firepower! A Spartan!"
• "Argh! There he be!" -When spotting John (Reference to Bungie's April Fool's Joke, "Pimps at Sea".)

When you leave

• "Remember, if you need any tips on fighting the Covenant, I'm the expert.”

Upon spotting the enemy

• "Contact!"
• "Where the hell did he come from?!"
• "We have a situation!"
• "They're undead, they're slimy, they're stinky. I hate them.” Flood
• "Bantha Foxtrot!" A homage to Star Wars.*
• "You'd think space-faring monkeys would've taken a shower, too."
• "I am going to rip off your arms and play bongos on your head!" said by ODST
• "I want nothing but smoke and butts!"
• "We gotta blow their asses off, low-life bastards. Blow all their Grunt and Brute asses right off!”
• "Chief, could you kill all those things? That would REALLY be nice."
• "Oh, look: it's the enemy."
• "Who wants frags 'n' ice cream?" and later "I want ice cream!"*
• "I am about to stop your life!"
• "I wanna go home now. Look at that!"
• "I'm going to rip out your beating heart, and show it to your dying eyes!"-Said by an ODST.
• "More contacts!"
• "We have a tango right in front of us!"
• "It's time for the shaft, baby! Oh, yeah!" Reference to 'The Shaft', a Bungie joke. IWHBYD skull not needed.

When an enemy hides.

• "Where'd he go?"
• "He's got cover!"
• "I lost him!"
• "Come out where I can see you!"
• "Bastard's got cover!"
• "I don't see him."
• "You see him?"

When a Brute goes berserk

• "Tango's gone Section 8!"
• "He's gone mental!"
• "Okay, he's gone crazy. Kill it, KILL IT!"
• "Ow, ow, GOD it feels worse then getting shot!"- Said if punched multiple times, IWHBYD possibly needed.

Calling out a specific threat!"

• "Up ahead: single Brute, plus backup."
• "Snipers!"
• "Sniper!"
• "Sniper! Take cover!"
• "They've got snipers now?!"
• "Wraith!"
• "We've got a Wraith!"
• "Wraith inbound!"
• "Ah man! They've got a Wraith!"
• "Wraith targeting our position!"
• "We have a Wraith coming for breakfast!"
• "Banshee!"
• "Look out! Banshee!"
• "Ghost!"
• "Ghost inbound!"
• "We've got a Ghost!"
• "Drones!"
• "We've got Drones inbound!"
• "Let's grease the Bravo with the hammer!" Chieftain
• "Holy Crap! It's a Ghost! And it isn't even Halloween!" Ghost*
• "Hunters!"
• "Hunters! Concentrate fire!"
• "With a target that fricking big, we don't even gotta aim!" On the Ark, when fighting Hunters.
• "We have a Brute with a Hammer!"
• "He's got a hammer!" - Seeing a Brute Chieftain
• "Look out for that hammer!"
• "Phantom!"
• "Phantom! What now?!"
• "Phantom inbound!"
• "Enemy dropship inbound!"
• "Enemy air support inbound!"
• "Whoa! A Scarab!"
• "We've got a Scarab!"
• "Uh oh! Scarab!"
• "You're kidding me: A Scarab?"
• "Brute Chopper!"
• "We've got a Chopper!"
• "Chopper inbound!"
• "Active camo! Watch out!"
• "They're using a turret!"
• "They've got a turret!"
• "Look out for the turret!"
• "Turret! Move!"

When a specific threat is neutralized.

• "Sniper is down!" - Kig-yar Sniper
• "Sniper is out of commission!"
• "Suck on that, Sniper jerk!"
• "Wraith is down!" - Wraith
• "Wraith is just scrap metal now!"- as above
• "That Wraith won't be bothering us anymore."
• "I don't believe it!" - Scarab is destroyed (on the Storm)
• "Banshee's down!" - Banshee
• "I like the Brutes. Got a lot of area to shoot, know what I mean? Ha ha!"
• "I love taking down Brutes."
• "Ghost is down!" - Ghost
• "Ghost neutralized!"
• "Chopper is down!"
• "Chopper down!"
• "Turret's down!"

When one kills an enemy

• "That guy was starting to freak me out; I'm so glad he's dead." Brute
• "I'm going to shave this one and see if we're related." Brute
• "Damn right, they go bang!" after throwing grenade at them
• "I will dance on your grave."
• "Well, I was gonna teabag him, but... Everybody's looking."*
• "I was gonna 'bag on that corpse, but I didn't think you guys wanted to see it."*
• "This is as easy as punching children... Not that I have ever done that before...."*
• "Got one!"

When you kill an enemy

• "Hey! This guy's got ownage"
• "Whoa! You know Kung Fu?" melee kill*
• "He's tearing them to pieces!" multi-kill
• "I like your style, Chief." grenade spam
• "He got a Killing Spree!" multi-kill*
• "Chief, can I be your friend?"
• "Hey, who got that sniper? I wanna shake their hand." killing an enemy who has a Beam Rifle
• "You should do that, like, all the time!" - When blowing up enemies with a Tank or Grenades.
• "Thanks for killing the big scary guy/thingy!" 150-point enemy*
• "I admire your skull-cracking pummeling." melee kill
• "I'm surprised his head stayed on." melee kill
• "Now that's what I call Rambo!" multi-kill*
• "Wow, is it's head really as soft as you made it seem?" (After killing an enemy by way of a melee to the face)
• "You knocked his ass out!"
• "I almost felt bad for him."
• "He is killing the hell out of them!"
• "Nice throw!" - When using a grenade to take out an enemy.
• "He's just killing them!"
• "That hurt 'em!"
• "Nice kill, sir!"
• "Keep tearing 'em up!"
• "He never had a chance!"
• "Look at him wade through those bad guys!"

When you kill-steal

• "Hey, I'm working on my record!”
• "Damn, I almost got an Achievement!"*
• "I'll ask for help when I need it."
• "Hey! That was mine!"
• "Find your own kill!"

After clearing an area of hostiles

• "Good work!"
• "We win! Ha ha!"
• "We're all clear!"
• "You know what? I only signed on to this for a college credit and a down payment on a car, but that was pretty exciting."
• "Oh, man! Did you see that?! Those Bugs just came down like, Zee-Zwee-Zawam! And we just like, bam-bam. And then, the Chief came and it's just Shum-shum, bang bang, BOOM! And now, the Buggers are all dead! It was amazing!" When all Drones have been killed as the Master Chief returns to the ops-center*
• "They were all like, 'We're gonna take over Earth!' and we're all like, 'Eat these grenades!
• "All right, everybody, take five... seconds."
• "I guess we showed them who wears the pants on this planet!"
• "Dude!... I think I leveled up!"
• "That was a massacre! A slaughter! A, uh, uh, massacre-slaughter!" After clearing an area of enemies.
• "That was sooooo easy." - Female Marine
• "That was a lot of people dieing at once."
• "Ha-ha-ha, I wish they were all that easy."-Female Marine.
• "We kicked asses and took names; then, we kicked their sister's asses." IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "I'll take one of those over fighting a Scarab any day."
• "Thanks for the help, although we didn't need it."-when Chief or Arbiter kills all enemies in room.

When you tea bag a dead enemy

• "Chief! Stop humping that corpse, you know better."
• "Yeah! We owned those fools!"- If you teabag a dead Brute (May have to be a Brute Chieftain).

When firing at an enemy

• "Eat lead!"
• "He took cover. Flush him out!" if the Marine loses the line of fire
• "We need to grenade their position"
  • "Aye, aye, sir."
• "Grenades! Come on, get 'em in there."
• "Boy, the uglier they are, the harder they fall."
• "Suck it!"
• "Hey, lizard face, catch!" - throwing a grenade
• "That's it! Now, you're a dead man!"
• "DIE, DIE, DIE!"
• "I throw like a girl." - When a Marine throws a Grenade and it misses.
• "I'm sending you back to Planet Jackass, Jackass!"
• "Frag out, you dumb f...!" - When a Marine throws a Fragmentation Grenade. Rarely said, IWHBYD needed.
• "Fire in the hole!" - Throwing a grenade
• "Play Ball!"-when throwing a Frag Grenade.
• "Put a Pineapple in there!" - Throwing a grenade.
• "This is for Earth!"
• "Eat it!"
• "Ice the Tango!"
• "Surprise, crap-face!"
• "Time for your Spanking!"
• "I'm gonna rip off your head and shove (or stow) it where the sun don't shine!"
• "I'm gonna' rip your head off and put it in a jar!" (A reference to Bungie's dog head, Ling Ling.)
• "Stay together, team!" - Marine/Sergeant, Marine, Sergeant, in that order, if two or more Marines are pinned down and decide to attack.
• "I'm gonna rip out your heart and show it to your dying eyes."

When you fire on a Marine

• "Do I look like a Grunt to you?"-when you shoot a Marine.
• "Hey! Same team!"
• "Friendly fire!"
• "It's very simple: SHOOT THE ALIENS!"
• "Do I owe you money?"
• "Hold your fire!"
• "Hey! It's me!"
• "Stop shooting at me!"

When shot at by the enemy

• "Someone, get me some morphine!"
• "Oh, no, explodey, roundy things!" Plasma Grenades
• "I wanna go home now!" - If being shot.
• "Ah, I'm hit!"
  • "Oh, shut up and start shootin'!"
• "You sack of turds!"- when shot (IWHBYD needed)
• "Ow! Son of a..."
• "Damn it! That hurt!"
• "Oh great! Now my armor's shot to hell!"
• "Oh, yeah, I'm hurt."
• "Oh, yeah, I need a corpsman!"

When you give a Marine a good weapon

• "Woo-hoo! I won a lottery!"
• "The gun you gave me is more expensive than the one I had." When giving a marine a Spartan Laser. (cost of a laser is greater than that of four Warthogs)
• "That was just an hors d'oeuvre. Bring on the steak!"
• "You sure about this, Chief?"
• "Aw! And it isn't even my birthday yet."
• "Wow, it's not even my birthday!"
• "This must be my lucky day!" when given a good weapon like a Rocket Launcher.
• "Thanks." when given a decent weapon.

When you give a Marine a bad weapon

• "Great, now, I can just shoot myself!"
• "Yeah, now take a crap in my hat!"
• "But I heard you killed a Hunter with a rusty spork!"
• "I hate you."
• "Uh...okay, what the hell am I suppose to do with this now!?"
• "Thanks...I guess.”
• "What am I supposed to do with this peashooter?"
• "Wow. What a crappy gun. Thanks!"
• "Honestly, I'd rather you poke me in the eye." - when giving a Marine a bad weapon. IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "But I wrote my name on it!" when deprived of a good weapon like a Rocket Launcher.
• "Well, I guess I'm less of a target this way." - Said when the Chief takes a heavy weapon from a Marine.

When you kill a Marine or another ally

• "What did he ever do to you???"
• "Dude! Not cool!"
• "You killed one of us!"
• "He was on our side!"
• "I loved him!" - Said when you kill the Arbiter, IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "You could have just asked him for his weapon!"
• "You didn't have to kill him!"

When you kill 3 or more allies

• "Kill him, he's a traitor!"
• "Stop him, Stop him now!!"
• "He's gone Section 8!"

When an enemy kills an ally

• "Man down! Man down!"
• "Oh, no! They killed that alien dude! What's his name, the Arbitrator, or somethin'..." Arbiter
• "We were told we could kick some ass here."
• "You always had to act so damn tough..."
• "Don't worry; I'll make sure your family gets these"
• "Semper Fi, bro....Semper Fi..."

When you die

• "I might as well commit suicide."
• "Oh, crap! Chief's dead!"
• "Well, this is a pickle, isn't it."
• "Chief, get up, man! You're scaring me!"
• "Whoa, Chief, you seem to have tripped.”
• "OK does anybody know how to fix up these alien dudes?" - When an Elite character gets killed
• "Oh, man...did the Arbiter just get wasted!?" - When the Arbiter dies in Co-op*
• "Hey, I thought Spartans never died."*
• "You killed the Chief, YOU BASTARDS!" when Master Chief dies. (South Park Reference)
• "You guys can start crapping your pants now, because the Chief's dead!"
• "Chief...Chief, get up!" - when Master Chief dies.
• "They killed the Chief!"
• "Chief's wasted, man!"
• "Hey! we....uh, well, I made it." if more than 50% casualties
• "The Arbiter's dead, Chief, now what?" - Said when the Arbiter dies in Co-op.
• "Nice job, asshole; now, who's going to save Earth?" when a Marine mistakenly killed you IWHBYD needed.

When you stare at a Marine for some time

• "You're making me uncomfortable."-Female Marine.
• "Dude, back off. That may work on the chicks, but not on me."
• "There isn't any milk coming out of these, so turn away.”
• "Don't stare at me... it makes me nervous.”
• "You know, with that helmet on, I cant tell if your staring at me... it's weird... creepy."
• "Yeah... I don't feel that way... about you."
• "Have you been outside for the past five or six days?"
• "Dude, I really gotta pee..."
• "Dude! Does your junk itch, too?"
• "Okay, officially now, you're stalking me." (Australian)
• *blows kiss*
• "GAH! What's that behind you"
• "Chief, there's some damn aliens that need killing. So, what are we doing?"
• "You know, you have to do something with your life"
• "Is this a test?"
• "Hey, Chief, Got any plans later?"
• "Join the fight, Chief, we lost your Planet."
• "Can you please save the universe now?”
• "Whew. I'm so hot right now..." - Female (African)
• "Hey, everybody! Give him some room!" - Female (Hispanic)
• "Chief, you're throwin' hurtin' bombs!!"
• "You're... you're a dude, right?"
• I know, I got bright and pretty eyes. Right?"
• "What, they ain't got real heroes where you come from?
• "What, you ain't never seen a real ladies' man before?"
• "Hey, do you remember me? I was at New Mombasa..." - ODST on the level The Covenant
• "I'm not THAT good looking..."
• "I'm sick of being a sex symbol." Marine in Crow's Nest barracks*
• "*non understandable Chinese* I wish I was someone else right now!" - Firefly reference, Alan Tudyk marine on The Ark. The same exact quote is spoked in an episode of firefly. IWHBYD required, rare.
• "Either kiss me, or go away"- IWHBYD possibly required
• "Dude, stop staring at me; there isn't a party going on in my pants" - said when you stare at a Marine. IWHBYD required to have a female say it.
• "I know, right? I look cute in this." - when staring at a female Marine. IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "Ugh, we're working over here, go find something to do yourself." - when Chief is too close to a group of Marines.
• "Dude, I ain't doing nothing." - when stared at.
• "You know, you're making me really uncomfortable." - when stared at.
• "Keep your eyes to yourself!"-Female Marine.
• "You know, with that helmet on, I can't tell if you're staring at me or not."
• "Can I get ya something, Chief?
• "Is there something in my teeth?"
• "Creepy!"
• "See something ya like? Well, you're not my type." Female Marine.
• "What are you staring at?" Female Marine.
• "All right, pull 'em down." -Staring at a female Marine, IWHBYD needed.
• "Hey, take a picture; it will last longer."
• "Why don't you just take a picture?"
• "You know, Arbiter, on Earth, it's rude to stare." - In Co-Op, when the Arbiter stares at a Marine.

Vehicle related

Misc

• "Drive, Dumbass!" - If you stop moving while being shot at. IWHBYD required
• "Gimme a better angle!"-Marine in turret.
• "Mount up, marines! And I don't mean that in a rude way." - IWHBYD required

Getting into driver's seat

• "Hang tight!"
• "I'll drive."

When marine is removed from driving

• "Man, I never get to drive."
• "Why do you always get to drive?"
• "Yes, sir, Master Chief."

Entering passenger

• "Shotgun!"
  • "Shotgun! Shit!" IWHBYD needed, reference to RvB.
• "You drive, I wanna shoot stuff! Scorpion
• "Come on, everybody, let's get in!"
• "Shotgun, SHOTGUN!!, One must say it in sight of the vehicle!" IWHBYD required
• "I say 'shotgun'!"
• "Let's go, Arbiter dude!" When entering a vehicle driven by the Arbiter.
• "Thanks for the ride!"
• "I could use a lift."
• "Time to get to work, Arbiter dude!" When entering a vehicle with the Arbiter in it.
• "I got shotgun!"

Manning a turret

• "Why is this thing so damn loud!?" After extended firing, possibly a Red vs Blue reference
• "Let me shoot, I'm in a real bad mood!" when getting on a Warthog turret.
• "Find me something to shoot."
• "Find me something to decimate!"
• "You run, I gun. Hey, that rhymed!"

Firing the turret.

• "Watch it lead foot! I'm trying to clean up this place!"
• "I'm just mowing the lawn."
• "This here is why I signed on!"

When a marine kills an enemy with a turret

• "This thing tears stuff up!"
• "I don't think it's dancing."

Unmanning a turret

• "Sorry, the grip's a little....sweaty."
• "Aww, I was having fun."
• "You're a better shot anyway."
• "Yes sir Master Chief, sir."
• "She's all yours, sir."

When you drive well

• "You drive crazy! A good kind of crazy."
• "That's some fancy driving!"

When you drive badly

• "Let's see if the airbag works.”
• "My sister had the same problem before I taught her how to drive a stick."
• "Wow, you really suck at driving!"
• "Dude, you're gonna blow your license!"
• "Nice driving...NOT!"
• "You drive crazy!"

When you ramp-jump

• "Na-nana-na nananana" -(to the tune of the Duke of Hazzard's horn the Robert E. Lee)
• "That was irresponsibly cool!" After a large jump.

Red vs. Blue Easter Egg Quotes on Crow's Nest

Easy and Normal Difficulty

• Marine: "Hey, Open Up!"
• Voice: "Password, please!"
• Marine: "You gotta be kidding me. What password?"
• Voice: "The password so that we don't open the door for Brutes."
• Marine: "Do I sound like a Brute to you?"
• Voice: "Well, you could be held prisoner by Brutes."
• Marine: "If I was being held prisoner by Brutes and I knew the password, they could just force me to tell you the password and you would open the door for them."
• Voice: "...Okay, now, I'm definitely not gonna open the door."
• Marine: "But we need AMMO!"
• Voice: "So, why don't you go ask your Brute buddies then?"

Conversation between two Marines on the level Crow's Nest. Red vs Blue cameo, by the voices of Tucker (Marine) & Doc (Voice) - Easy and Normal difficulties.

Heroic Difficulty

• Marine: "Hey, open up!"
• Voice: "Password."
• Marine: "What?!"
• Voice: "Need the password!"
• Marine: "Oh, you got to be kidding me, what password?!"
• Voice: "Password! They gave it out in the Staff Meeting, fifteen minutes ago."
• Marine: "Meeting? What meeting?! I was out here!"
• Voice: "Not suppose to let anyone in without it."
• Marine: "If the Staff Meeting just ended, no one outside is going to know the freaking password, so open up! We need ammo and The Chief is out here."
• Voice: "...Does he know the password?"
• Marine: "He wasn't at the meeting either!"

Conversation heard only on Crow's Nest in Heroic. The Marine's voice is Simmons and the voice is Grif.

Legendary Difficulty

• Marine: "Hey! Open up!"
• Voice: "What's the password?"
• Marine: "Password? Oh, man, I forgot."
• Voice: "Forgot... what?"
• Marine: "I forgot the password."
• Voice: "See, that was almost right. Uh, see, the password begins with 'I forgot', but ends differently. Um, try again."
• Marine: "No. I mean, I forgot the password."
• Voice: "No, okay, see, you— you got it wrong again. See, you said the same thing as last time."
• Marine: "I'm being serious: I don't know the password!"
• Voice: "No, no, no, see, you changed the first part. See, that— that part was the right part. See, now, you've got the whole thing wrong!"
• Marine: "No! I forgot what the password is and I just need you to open the door!"
• Voice: "All right, c'mon, man, now, you're just guessing!"

Only heard on Legendary. The marine banging the door is voiced by Church and the marine on the other side of the door is voiced by Caboose.

Miscellaneous/Unsorted

• "Unless you're digging a grave back there, you're wasting my time."-Female Marine
• "THAT GHOST IS TOAST!" - said in Halo 3 if you destroy a ghost with an explosive weapon
• "Relax thats why there are drugs."
• "You are so gonna get laid tonight!" - If you take out a large group of enemies.
• "I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off me sticks to you. HAHA!"
• "Wait here, Cortana, I'll go get help!"-When the Chief dies.
• "Um, Chief? Would you like to see a holo-picture of my kids?"-When you stare too long.
• "Say hello to Vera" - Firefly reference, said by Adam Baldwins Marine
• "Move along, nothing to see... Move along, nothing to see." - After a fight.
• "Hold your positions!"
• "Hey, I've got a live one!"
• "Don't play with it, soldier."
• "I'M A COWARDLY FOOL!"
• "That's right, that just happened!"
• "Here's an idea, put down the gun, and go hug it!" - When you shoot a marine.
• "New vehicles just don't fall out of the sky!" - When crashing with a Warthog.
• "Here comes the one-man army!" - When a Marine spots the Master Chief.
• "Okay, guys, back to my place for pie!"
• "All right, let's move and mount it, Marines, and not in a rude way!" - Marine getting in a vehicle with other Marines, IWHBYD needed.
• "I'll make sure this letter gets to your family, I promise." - Marine mourning another Marine.
• "Aw, man. I was going to get lucky tonight!" - If you betray a female Marine, IWHBYD may be required.
• "After this, we're goin' drinking!"
• "Hey, look at me: I'm a big, scary monster!" - Taunting a Hunter.
• "Did you ride the short, yellow bus to school, soldier?"
• "Yeah, so...." - If idle too long.
• "Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!"
• "Well, now, who's gonna save the human race, genius!?" When Master Chief is killed.
• "Wish they were all that easy." - Female Marine, when staring at.
• "If you want a date, just ask me." - Female Marine, when staring at
• "Wow.... Ugly and stupid! What a combo!" - Female Marine taunting Grunts.
• "I'm not THAT good looking.... Or, maybe I am." - Female Marine, IWHBYD.
• "My face! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!!" - A Marine, when injured.
• "Gee, thanks a ton Chief." - When given a bad weapon.
• "Everyone, buckle up! It's the law." - When Marines board a vehicle.
• "I actually have really good motor skills..." - Upon kicking a Marine out of the driver's seat of a Warthog.
• "We got a Ghost! And it's not even Halloween!" - A Marine, upon seeing a Ghost.
• "Why, what's wrong with it?" - When giving a stronger weapon.
• "Let's go, Arbiter dude!" - If idle too long, and Marine approaches the Arbiter.
• "Ow, my freakin' butt cheek!" - Marine passenger when landed hard, IWHBYD.
• "Somebody, get me some raid!" - When Drones appear. IWHBYD needed.
• "That's for those boys on Reach!" - Female Marine when all the enemy has been killed in the surrounding room and starts shooting at a dead enemy.
• "It's killing time, boys! That's how I/we roll!"
• "Shotgun!" - Upon entering a vehicle.
• "Called it!"
• "How long were you in Cryo?" - To the Master Chief.
• "Right through his mind!" - Headshot.
• "Hey, you're the man!" - When given better weapon.
• "Hey, let me know when you want it back." - When given better weapon.
• "He's KIA." - When another Marine is dead.
• "Protect the Chief!" - When the Master Chief's shields are down.
• "Sergeant, we need backup!" - When being overrun.
• "I feel like a settler trading with a Native American." - After giving good weapon, IWHBYD maybe required.
• "You're a dude, right?" - IWHBYD may be required.
• "Yes, sir, we got trouble, right here in River City!" - Reference to The Music Man. IWHBYD required.
• "Do not open till Christmas!" - Throwing Grenade.
• "This, right here, is why I signed up!!" - Marine in vehicle with the Master Chief.
• "Kill-stealing son of a bitch!" - IWHBYD.
• "Hey, you're the perfect height to kiss my ass!"
• "Merry Christmas!" - Throwing a Grenade.
• "Got something for ya!" - Throwing a Grenade. Possibly a reference to Red vs Blue when Donut kills Tex.
• "I made you a little going-away present." - Throwing a Grenade.
• "Here you go, sunshine." - Throwing a Grenade.
• "Did you take a magic pill or something, 'cause that was awesome!"
• "Ah, I see: blow the crap out of everything. I like your style!" - Use only Rocket Launcher and Grenades.
• "That ain't a puppy, Marine." - Sergeant.
• "You all right, mate?" "Yeah, I'll make it." - Or any other positive remark.
• "Chief, can you teach me how to do that?"
• "I like the way you think, Chief."
• "Any chance you might have had, you just lost it..." - Female Marine in Halo 2 when given a weaker weapon.
• "Bloody Bugs!"
• "Good job/nice kill, man, I'm glad he's on our side..." - Halo 2 & Halo 3.
• "Aw, that's another one for the Chief."
• "I think I heard that." - Melee in Halo 2 & Halo 3.
• "Dude, these guys are from outer space...and we're killing them!" - Halo 3 - said after a battle.
• "Wheeeww, I, uh, just pissed my pants" When the player does a barrel roll and ends on four wheels.
• "Nationwide sure as hell ain't on your side!" When the player destroys an enemy vehicle.
• "Hey bastard! Have a grenade! Whoops, forgot the pin!" When the marine throws a grenade.
• "Oh my god, is that Bob?" If the chief is holding a skull. Rare, even with IWHBYD.
• "If we're still alive and I still have my wallet, drinks on me!" If the warthog is flipped by an explosive.
• "How do you, um, drink?"To a random player.
• "Bam! His skull imploded!" - After you kill an enemy by meleeing him.
• "Is his skull really as soft as that made it look?" - After you melee a Grunt in the head.
• "Here's a Grenade, dumb foxtrot!!!" - Heard on the Ark on Normal.
• "I need a nurse! No, no, a female nurse." - After being hit in a battle.
• "That knocked the change out of my pocket!" - Marine Passenger, if you almost flip a Warthog over.
• "When are you going to start fighting split-lip?" - Taunting an Elite.
• "You totally owned that sucker." - After you kill a Hunter on the level The Storm.
• "Have we tried reasoning with them?"
• "Get me an angle!" - When Warthog gunner is shooting.
• "Floor it!" - (When Marine gets into vehicle.
• "You treat your mother like that?" - Female Marine on the beginning of Metropolis if Male Marine is killed.
• "Hit the gas!" - When a Marine gets on a vehicle.
• "I'll take turret!"- As above.
• "You wanna get us killed?" - Warthog gunner after falling off cliff and flipping.
• "Who gave you the license?"
• "Be careful!"
• "Yep, that's why it's called a 'breast plate'." - Female Marine in Halo 2.
• "All right, you can come, but I'm keeping my eye on you" - If you kill too many Marines, then stop attacking them. (Sergeant Johnson has a slightly different version- "I'll trust you, for now").
• "Bad person! Bad person!" - If you are fighting a Marine after you go rampant.
• "He's gone rampant...." - If you kill too many Marines.
• "Kill that armored freak!" - If you kill too many Marines.
• "Kill him! He's crazy!" - If you kill too many Marines.
• "He is a traitor, kill him!" - If you kill too many Marines.
• "He's gone Section 8, kill him." - If you kill too many Marines, also usually said by Sergeant.
• "What the hell?" - If you shoot a Marine.
• "...Stupid... cyborg... - Said really fast by Marine if you kill another Marine.
• "What's wrong with you?" - If you shoot or kill a Marine.
• "Do I owe you money?" - If you shoot a Marine.
• "Cease fire!" - If you shoot a Marine.
• "Clean your visor!" - If you shoot a Marine.
• "Where are your glasses, boy?" - If you shoot a Marine.
• "Get up, so I can kill you again!" - After killing an enemy.
• "Come back to class, so I can school you again!"
• "Hey, wait, that was mine; you stole my kill!" - If you or another marine kills an enemy.
• "Oh, come on, sir, that was mine!"
• "Sword Elite down!" - When they take down a Sword wielding Elite.
• "Okay, Purple Hearts for everybody!"
• "Don't shoot his head; you'll hurt Cortana."
• "Hey, ChapStick."
• "Hey, I hear their main weakness is for bananas. We got any bananas?" - After killing Brutes in Halo 3.
• "Hey, man, if I get injured, be sure to give me lots of drugs!" - To the Master Chief.
• "What's the matter? Am I comin' on too strong?" - Female Marine in Halo 2.
• "Hey, baby!"
• "Hey, do you know how to turn on the windshield wipers?" - After splattering the Covenant.
• "ROADKILL!" - After splattering the Covenant.
• "That's one way to save ammo." - After splattering the Covenant in Halo: Combat Evolved.
• "Aw, sir, it's more fun shooting them!" - After splattering the Covenant in Halo: Combat Evolved.
• "Uh... Chief, could you at least pretend to aim?"
• "Have we tried reasoning with them?" - When fighting.
• "Dude, are you made of leprechauns? Cause that was awesome!"
• "That's for my little brother!" - Shooting a dead Elite.
• "This is our Alamo!" - American Marine.
• "Hey, I'm not from Texas, bucko!" - In response to the above.
• "Fall in over here!" - Marine Sergeant.
• "Yeah, you got it. Will there be snacks?"
• "Hey, if you're going to the fridge... grab me a beer, please?"
• "The whole staring and heavy-breathing thing doesn't really work for me."
• "Say "good night," punk."
• "Hey! Less looking, more shooting!"
• "I don't know who glassed Reach, but it sure wasn't you, little girl scouts!"
• "Swing, bada-bada, swing!" - After the enemy is beaten to death.
• "I'll kill ya... a little bit!"
• "BAM!" - When the enemy is killed by a Grenade.
• "Well... good-bye!"
• "What's on your back, a toilet?" - Taunting a Grunt.
• "Do NOT open till Christmas!" - Throwing a Grenade.
• "Look at me when I'm talking to you!" - Shooting a dead enemy with Shotgun.
• "Damn, I forgot the plan.... Oh, yeah, kill the aliens."
• "Come on, get back up so I can kill you again!!"
• "Do you think aliens have insurance?"
• "He-he, tickles, don't it?"
• "Damn alien!"
• "Stupid alien!"
• "Covering fire!"
• "Woo-hoo, yeah!"
• "Watch where you throw those things!"
• "Aah, it burns!"
• "Can't we all just get along?" Possibly a reference to Red vs Blue character Doc.
• "Frag out"
• "Mira, mira!" - Spanish for: Look! Look!
• "Oh, God! I think that one was Bob!" - When fighting the Flood.
• "This is bad. Like 'push-the-big-red-button' bad." - When the Master Chief is killed.
• "Aah, get this thing off me!"
• "Aah, medic!"
• "Marines! Hold it now!"
• "Don't ask, don't tell."
• "That popping sound was his skull, wasn't it?" - When you kill the enemy with a melee on Halo 3.
• "Aw... you mind pointing that somewhere else, Chief?" - When you point gun at Marine for a while.
• "Sorry the grip's... sweaty." - After friendly firing you.
• "Hey, you were the one who destroyed their ring!"
• "Bastard!"
• "You yell'a belly bastard!" - "yell'a" used with a southern accent for "yellow"
• "Die, split lip!"
• "Hey, that was HIM, not me. If he gets pissed, it's not my problem"
• "You know, I really should start counting."
• "I'm gonna take that as a threat."
• "I've been waiting a long time for this." - If you kill enough Marines
• "Okay... Let me know if you want it back." - If you give a Marine a good weapon.
• "Your loss!" - When given a heavy weapon.
• "What? Is something wrong with it?" - If you give a Marine certain weapons.
• "You killed him, sir, you killed him!" - If you kill a Marine.
• "Hey, Chief, it's me!"
• "How did you clowns even find Earth?" - When engaging Covenant troops in Halo 2. IWHBYD Skull off.
• "Okay, everybody, settle in. Anybody see a Starbucks... Hey, look there's one over there!... There's another one across the street from it... And one across the street from that.. Oh, look, there's twelve of 'em!"
• "You DO know how to drive this thing..." - When you crash a vehicle they are riding.
• "Hey, hey, let's catch one and ride it."
• "Not as easy as you thought, eh, amigo?"
• "WHY?! Why couldn't it have been me?" - If you die.
• "Let me know when I should start TRYING."
• "Enemy down!"
• "Ghost neutralized!"
• "Just when you started to get on my good side..."
• "This one's for you, Billy!"
• "I was so busy kickin' ass, I forgot to take names." - Female Marine in Halo 2.
• "Messed them up good!"
• "Thank you, thank you very much."
• "All right!"
• "You mess with me, you mess with the Chief!" - While fighting against the Covenant.
• "Yikes."
• "Hostile, big one."
• "Hostile down!"
• "Aye!"
• "Yes, sir!"
• "Someone, get Cortana outta his head!" - When Chief dies in Halo: Combat Evolved.
• "Come and get me! I'm just a little coward! No, really, I am. He-he...." - When one sees a Grunt running and screaming.
• "Once, I ran out of grenades, so I threw my lunch... It really happened!"
• "Ah, you motherf...." - If a Grenade detonates really close to them, but they survive.
• "That's it, you're all gonna die!" - If down to last bit of health, Halo: Combat Evolved.
• "Open fire, let's spend some of that taxpayer money!"
• "Pour it on, Marines, you aren't paying for the rounds!"
• "Idiot!" - If you toss a Grenade close to a Marine.
• "See something you like?" - Female Marine, if you stare at her too long.
• "Wow! Look at 'em fly!" - If you toss a Grenade and bodies fly in all directions.
• "The Chief is down!" - When the Chief dies in Halo 2.
• "What are you looking at me for? You're the hero." - If you stare at a Marine too long.
• "You know, this reminds me of the time I got Herpes." - Marine, if idle too long.
• "Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!" - Marine on LAAG, during killing spree.
• "I'm not the one that blew up their Sacred Ring." - Marine, if you stare at him too long.
• "Hey, I just realized: this isn't a drill." - When given a different weapon in Halo 2. IWHBYD Skull off.
• "This is like the Alamo: You're dyin' for Texas, bucko!"
• "This is as good a place as any."
• "Thanks...For nothing" - When given a poor weapon.
• "For now... this is home."
• "I hope you're not all talk, Marine." - Sergeant Stacker; after a Marine makes an insult.
• "Well, you said you were all skill, sweet-face." - Female Marine responding to above statement.
• "Back to my place for pie!"
• "Well... Lucky me..." - Sarcastically, Perez character model; if you hand him a bad weapon.
• "Whoops... I mean... uh... that was totally my plan."
• "If you ask real nice, I'll kill ya. But only a little bit."
• "Ow. That one went in." - When you shoot a Marine.
• "How's your insurance?!"
• "OOH-RAH!" - After Johnson chants something.
• "I think I need a medic!"
• "Really, if you're not dead, you're fine."
• "What the hell, dumbass!"
• "Stupid, little runt!"
• "Crap."
• "My bad."
• "Leave some for me!"
• "My fault."
• "That was me, my man."
• "That's for Reach!" - When Marine kills enemy.
• "Get it off me!" - When a Marine is stuck with a Anskum-pattern plasma grenade.
• "You bloody traitor!" - When you kill enough Marines that the remaining ones become enemies.
• "Well, this sucks."
• "Well, don't you wish we ALL had sniper rifles..."
• "You lousy bastards!" - Marine, if down to last bit of health.
• "What the hell, dumbass!" - If you kill a Marine.
• "Why did you DO that?" - If you kill a Marine.
• "Incoming!" - When a Fragmentation Grenade is primed and thrown.
• "Oh, I see. You expected us to dodge that!" - After you throw a Grenade and kill a couple of Marines.
• "Oh, no. I mean..... I meant to do that... I meant to do that! - Kills an enemy.
• "That's all right. I'd hide from me, too."
• "Ha! The tables have turned: Now, you're scared of us."
• "Time to take your medicine, kids!" - Warthog gunner on killing spree.
• "Bueno, amigo, bueno"
• "Pay attention, mate!" - Idle for several minutes.
• "What/Huh? Where?" - After Marine says above statement.
• "I hope you packed a suit, mate!" - Australian Marine.
• "You drive, I wanna shoot things." - When the Master Chief enters driver's side.
• "You know Kung Fu!? Holy Crap! - After meleeing a Brute in Halo 3.
• "That is one angry Mike Foxtrot!" - Halo 3, when Brute berserks.
• "I am gonna put my foot up your ASS!... If I can find it!" - Halo 3, To Brute; IWHBYD required.
• "I got Shotgun!"
• "I got Gunner Seat!" - While getting into a Warthog in Halo 3.
• "Man, first chance I get, I'm gonna grab one of those ghost things."
• "Uh... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!" - Marine, when you kill another Marine in Halo 3.
• "You're pending for a bending!" - Voiced by John DiMaggio, voice of/quote from Bender on Futurama; IWHBYD required.
• "Why don't you go back to planet Jackass, jackass?! - John DiMaggio as well; IWHBYD required.
• "Would you kindly shut your noise hole?" - Another Bender quote; IWHBYD required.
• "Aw, I almost have an achievement!" - IWHBYD quote from Halo 3.
• "Happy Birthday, sunshine!' - Throws a Grenade.
• "Get 'er done!"
• "Say 'ello to my lil' friend!" - Marine in Halo 3, in reference to Tony Montana.
• "YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" - When down to last bit of health, Halo: Combat Evolved.
• "I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!" - When down to last bit of health, Halo: Combat Evolved.
• "Uh... yeah?" - If you stare at a Marine too long.
• "I know, I have pretty eyes, don't I?" - Stare at a Marine too long.
• "Sometime today would be fine."
• "You know, I just love getting up in the morning and kicking someone's ass."
• "Anyone in there? Hello...?" - Stare at a Marine too long.
• "That was kinda disappointing." - Quick battle.
• "Get off me! [Screams]" - Infected by the Flood in Halo 3.
• "Everybody out!" - Exiting a vehicle in Halo: Combat Evolved.
• "Pile out!" - Exiting vehicle in Halo: Combat Evolved.
• "Showtime!" - Entering/exiting vehicle in Halo: Combat Evolved.
• "Man...." - When the Covenant troop is ran over, Halo: Combat Evolved.
• "This is for all the ladies I ain't sexing, 'cause I'm here fighting YOU!"
• "See? He wanted my gun." - When you swap weapons with a Marine in Halo 2.
• "Wanna go out sometime?" - Halo 3, Female Marine if she is given a Sniper Rifle, Fuel Rod Cannon or Rocket Launcher, requires the IWHBYD Skull.
• "You might have to adjust the seat a little." - Exiting a Warthog in Halo 2.
• "The cavalry has arrived!" - When a Marine first spots you in Halo: Combat Evolved.
• "Get it off! Get it off!" - Stuck with a Anskum-pattern plasma grenade or flood infection form in Halo: Combat Evolved.
• "This is suicide, man!" - When a Marine dies in Halo: Combat Evolved.
• "Aah... the burn!" - Said in either a satisfied tone or a painful tone when hit in Halo: Combat Evolved.
• "Target neutralized!" - Halo 2.
• "Touchdown!" - Halo 2, enemy infantry/vehicle destroyed.
• "Ghost ride da' whip!" - Mongoose Passenger in Halo 3 after jumping a ramp.
• "Listen to you, Sweary Mary!" - Halo 2, said after another Marine almost swears.
• "Chief just got wasted!" - If the Master Chief is killed in Halo 3.
• "Time to get to work, Arbiter dude!" - When playing as the Arbiter, if a Marine accompanies you in a vehicle.
• "Hey, look, there: everyone's favorite Elite!" - Said when Arbiter appears.
• "Good to see you, Arbiter!" - Halo 3, when Marines greet you as the Arbiter.
• "Sure thing, Chief. Here you go." - Halo 3, switching weapons with a Marine.
• "Get mounted, Marines! Not in a rude way..." - Halo 3 when getting in a Warthog, IWHBYD Skull required.
• "Bloody hell! That bloke's gotta big friggin' gun!" - Australian Marine in Halo 3.
• "Screwed that Ghost good!" - Halo 2, when fighting enemy Ghosts.
• "Um... ow." - Friendly firing on Sergeant Johnson.
• "Great! A gun I can't use." - When given a Covenant weapon.
• "Well, at least I can shoot myself..." - If given a weaker weapon.
• "The Chief is dead... I think I'll go eat my gun now." - Marine in Halo 3 after the Master Chief is killed.
• "You killed the Master Chief, you bastard!" - When Master Chief is killed. IWHBYD must be active, extremely rare quote. (South Park Reference)
• "The Arbiter's dead." - Halo 3; said casually, like they don't care.
• "Greased those suckers!" - Marine on level Outskirts if the Master Chief splatters multiple enemies with Warthog.
• "That was a lot of people dying at once."
• "Man, I should have brought an umbrella." - After blowing up many enemies with an explosive.
• "Damn, I should have brought my mittens." - Red vs Blue reference to Caboose.
• "I guess we know who wears the pants on this planet!" - After a large battle in Halo 3.
• "Chief, can I be your friend?"
• "Dude, this one looks like your sister!" - Marine observing a dead Elite in Halo: Combat Evolved.
• "Hey, careful, I've only got one clean pair!" - Marine in Halo 2, when you hit him.
• "It's your funeral, mate." - Marine in Halo 2 given a better gun.
• "I know I'm gonna die!" - Marine in Halo 2, when hit, in a sobbing voice.
• "This is for my little brother!" - Marine, Halo 2.
• "Oh, you shouldn't have." - Female Marine after given a better gun.
• "Save ammo, run them over!"
• "Sniper's taking a dirt nap!" - IWHBYD Skull required.
• "Hey, look, they CAN fly!" - Halo: Combat Evolved, when a Grenade hits a live Elite, who flies through the air upon detonation.
• "Oh, man! I just had this thing washed!" - After an enemy is ran over.
• "Dude, is that your cell phone?!" - Heard on the Ark, usually in a Tank, with IWHBYD on.
• "Let's drive it like it's stolen." - Halo 3 Marine, when getting into a vehicle on the level The Covenant, after shutting down the First Tower.
• "Oh, great!" - When Marines are in a bad situation.
• "I know you're trying to figure out what makes me so awesome." - If you look at a Marine for too long.
• "Uh... Sir?" - If you don't do anything aiming at a Marine for a long time in Halo 2.
• "Aah, come on, mate, I was just having fun!" - When you force a LAAG gunner off while they are shooting.
• "Erghh, someone give me some morphine!"
• "Aah, stop whining, you little mutt!"
• "What do you want? A cookie?"
• "Less time here, more time there."
• "All right! Something to take care of.... I'm hungry."
• "Contact's gone mental! - said by Marine when seeing a Brute go berserk.
• "He's gone loco!" - Same as above.
• "Cabron!" - Halo 2, Hispanic swear.
• "Hey, you fellas better keep up!"
• "I will get 'em for ya..." - Marines upon mourning for their fallen comrades.
• "Ha-ha, real funny, Chief... Uh oh."
• "You're all DEAD!" - Said by really irritated Marine.
• "Shut him down, Cortana, shut him down!" - Halo: Combat Evolved.
• "Take off your mask, you can't be that ugly!" - Hispanic Marine, Halo 2.
• "Don't eat that doughnut." - IWHBYD may need to be on.
• "That was a Marine!" - When you kill another Marine.
• "What is your major malfunction?" - When you kill another Marine. A reference to Full Metal Jacket.
• "They've got cloaking!" - On the Ark, unknown whether IWHBYD Skull needed.
• "That was a lot of people dying all at once."
• "You see this swelling, it's gonna be a fracture." - Medic to wounded Marine on Tsavo Highway, possibly IWHBYD skull needed.
• "He's gone ballistic! Shoot him!" - When you kill too many Marines.
• "You could have just asked him for his gun!" - When you kill a Marine.
• "Where did you get your license? Mexico City?" - Hispanic Marine in Halo 2 after driving the Warthog badly.
• "You mind pointin' that somewhere else?!" - Said by Marine if you point your gun at him.
• "Did everyone already pee?" - When getting into a vehicle's driver's seat, IWHBYD needed.
• "Aw.... You know kung fu?" - When killing an enemy by melee.
• "He's gone crazy, SHOOT HIM!- When Marines turn on you".
• "I'll take shotgun"- When a marine gets in a vehicle with you.
• "I suck at that, anyway"- When you take a turret off a marine.
• "Hey, I was having fun"- Same as above.
• "Come back up, so I can kill you again!"- When a marine kills and enemy.
• "Eh, you're a better shot than I am"- When you take a turret from a marine.
• "I see you" - marine
• "It's alive!" when a dead body is getting infected, might need IWHBYD.
• "Ah! Stop that crazy son of a bitch!" When a dead body is getting infected, possibly need IWHBYD
• "Dear Diary, the creepy giant stared at me today, and I didn't like it as much as I thought I would...It was the best day ever" - Firefly reference. Adam Baldwins marine after you stare at him for a while.
• "Dear Diary, me and my fellow squad-mates got snatched up by covenant hill-folk today, never to be seen again... It was the best day ever." Adam Baldwins marine, Firefly reference to two other characters being kidnapped. Heard from one of the men in Johnson's squad while they are stuck behind the shield door at the end f Sierra 117. IWHBYD required, extremely rare.
• "Don't eat that doughnut!" - Marine during a firefight, IWHBYD skull needed.
• Get in, sit down, and shut up!- Marine after getting in the passengers seat of a mongoose, IWHBYD needed. Possibly a reference to the last chapter of Truth And Reconciliation
• "Ah, man, all that for nothing!"-If you die some where at the beginning of the level Sierra 117.

For more, see Johnson's Quotes.

Halo 3: ODST

• "Hop in" - When Marines giving vehicle to player.
• "Go ahead and drive" - When player drive the vehicle given by Marines.
• "Ummm... Okay" - When Player want to drive the vehicle Marine used.
• "Whoa, nice one"
• "I gotcha!"
• "Gimme a ride"
• "Little trip!?"
• "I got the Gunner Seat!"
• "They got a Wraith, right there!"
• "You! Bastard!"

Halo Wars

• "Marines reporting for duty." - directly after a squad is trained
• "Marines, ooh-rah!" - directly after a squad is trained
• "Marines on the ground, sir." - directly after a squad is trained
• "Orders?" - upon being selected
• "Standing by." - upon being selected
• "Roger that." - after receiving an order to relocate
• "Yes, sir?" - upon being selected
• "Moving." - after receiving an order to relocate
• "Marines, good to go sir." - directly after a squad is deployed
• "Where to?" - upon being selected
• "Waiting for orders." - upon being selected
• "Locked and Loaded." - upon being selected
• "Give us an order." - upon being selected
• "Sir?" - upon being selected
• "On the way." - after receiving an order to relocate
• "Roger, moving." - after receiving an order to relocate
• "Moving out." - after receiving an order to relocate
• "Moving up." - after receiving an order to relocate
• "Ooh-rah!" - after receiving an order to relocate
• "Marines, good to go." - directly after a squad is deployed
• "Marines ready, sir." - directly after a squad is trained
• "Did you hear about the Prophecy? - when idle, background chatter
• "Never a Pelican around when you need one." - when idle background chatter
• "Fire in the hole!" - upon being ordered to throw grenades
• "We're goin' in." - upon receiving an order to attack
• "Make them bleed."-ordered to attack
• "Grenades! Do it!" - upon being ordered to throw grenades
• "Rocket, out!" - upon being ordered to launch RPG
• "RPG, out!" - upon being ordered to launch RPG
• "Get tactical, Marines!" - upon receiving an order to attack
• "Knock 'em down." - upon receiving an order to attack
• "Covering Fire!" - upon receiving an order to attack
• "Make 'em bleed!" - upon receiving an order to attack
• "Waypoint received." - after receiving an order to relocate
• "Get some!" - after receiving an order to attack
• "We did it!" - after a battle, background chatter
• "Move it!"
• "Orders say we move, we move." - When ordered to a location.
• "He's a sight for sore eyes." - in the presence of a Spartan, background chatter
• "Keep your eyes peeled!" - when moving, background chatter
• "Mission: Top-secret... Destination: unknown..." - when idle, background chatter
• "Did you hear the one about the Grunt and the Hierarch?" - when idle, background chatter
• "Whoa, a Spartan." - in the presence of a Spartan, background chatter
• "Have you ever thought of putting tape around it? seems to help. tell me how it holds up." - when idle, background chatter
• "That's not a suit malfunction" - Upon the death of a Spartan, background chatter.
• "Stand still dammit!" - while firing upon anything, including buildings
• "Came all this way just to stand around..." - When idle, background chatter
• "When do we get new orders?" - When idle for a long time, background chatter
• "This is hell and I'm the devil." - When firing at enemy
• "Johnny joined the army, the cause he didn't know..." Background chatter. A reference to The Adicts.
• "Stand up, buckle up and shuffle to the door." - Background chatter
• "That Elites raging!" - When near a raging Arbiter
• "Stay clear of that beam!" - When near the Prophet of Regret's Cleansing Beam
• "It's a Cleansing Beam!" - hen newar Regret's Cleansing Beam
• "Whoa... A Spartan!" - In the pressence of a Spartan.
• "Spartan... MIA!" - Upon the death of a Spartan.
• "We lost a marine!" - When a marine in a squad dies.

Flamethrower Quotes

• "I can’t breathe in these suits." (Reference to Spaceballs)
• "Why don't we get Warthogs?"
• "Only you can prevent forest fires."
• "You point, I'll burn it."
• "Well burn it."
• "Toast ‘em."
• "Roast ‘em."
• "Fire ‘em up."
• "Moving up."
• "Bringin' the fire."
• "Come on can we take a break yet?"
• "Were goin’ in!"
• "Were goin’."
• "Waiting for orders."
• "Flamethrower, ready to burn"
• "On the ground."
• "Fueled and ready."
• "Ready, sir."
• "Good to go."
• "Moving out."
• "Bringin the heat."
• "Roger that."
• "Light ‘em up."
• "You like fire?"
• "Lets burn stuff hahaha."
• "Yeah, where there’s smoke..."
• "Dont try this at home kids."
• "The UNSC is on a roll."
• "Bringin’ the fire."
• "Why do we always have to clean up the mess?"
• "Let’s see what you got."
• "Woo, great to be alive."
• "Don’t even try to stop the corps."
• "Here comes the pain."
• "They’ll burn."
• "Nozzles primed and ready."
• "Let's ‘em burn."
• "On our way."
• "You might wanna put that out."
• "Flamethrower comin’ in hot."
• "Get flame."
• "Stay on ‘em."
• "Pour it on."
• "Hey, I can start a campfire with this."
• "Flame on!" - (Reference to the Fantastic Four)

Warthog Quotes

Note that some of the quotes require having the Gunner upgrade, typically the combat ones. Some quotes are also shared by marine squads

• "Warthog, for the win!" - Marines in a Warthog upon winning a battle
• "Yes sir?" - when selected

Halo: Reach

• "All yours!"
• "Alright."
• "Area secured."
• "Back off!"
• "Banshees!"
• "Banshee, danger!"
• "Banshee fire on me"
• "Banshee fire on you"
• "Banshee inbound."
• "Bastard!"
• "Bet you felt that one, huh?!"
• "Can't take another shot!"
• "Careful Six."
• "Center mass!"
• "Choke on it!"
• "Clear!"
• "Clear here!"
• "Clear over here!"
• "Come get some freaks!"
• "Contact!"
• "Covering fire!"
• "Covy scum!"
• "Contact!"
• "Damn, look at him move."
• "Did you hear something?"
• "Direct hit."
• "Don't ask who told me, but i heard those Grunt things kind of taste like Lobster.
• "Don't just stand there, shoot...something."
• "Don't make me teabag you!"
• "Dropship inbound."
• "Eat lead!"
• "Enemies sighted."
• "Enemy bird on the way."
• "Enemy dropship inbound!"
• "Enemy reinforcements by air."
• "Engaging!"
• "Engaging multiple contacts."
• "Excellent work."
• "Find that damn alien!"
• "Firing."*
• "Force multiplied!"
• "Friendly fire, friendly fire!"
• "Get clear!"
• "Get me in range"
• "Get moving, we got a Phantom on the way."
• "Get ready to die you stupid covy rats."
• "Get some!"
• "Give it to 'em!"
• "Give me an angle"
• "Ghost coming after us."
• "Ghost down!"
• "Ghost is down."
• "Ghost on the move."
• "Go to hell!"
• "Got to knock out that Banshee!"
• "Got to take out that Banshee!"
• "Going loud!"
• "Good here."
• "Got him."
• "Got him in my sights."
• "Got one."
• "Got you!"
• "Great shot!"
• "Grenade out!"
• "Ha ha!"
• "Ha ha ha!"
• "Ha ha ha ha!"
• "He's all warmed up"
• "Heads-up Spartan!"
• "Heads-up, Banshee!"
• "Head-up boys, A-4-40."
• "Heard the Grafton got dust. She got in one good shot."
• "Help me out!"
• 'Hey, thanks!"
• "Hey, wow, thanks!"
• "Hey buddy, I'm on your side!"
• "Hit 'em!"
• "Hostiles"
• "How's this feel?!"
• "I'm a need that back...eventually."
• "I'm clear."
• "I'm coming for YOU!"
• "I'm gonna mess you up!"
• "I'm on your side!"
• "I'm under fire!"
• "I'm with you, Lieutenant."
• "I'm with you, Spartan."
• "I appreciate it!"
• "I could do this all day!"
• "I could of hurt on that one"
• 'I dust guys like you for a living."
• "I grew up on this planet and you can't have it!"
• "I got another one!"
• "I got contacts."
• "I got nav."
• "I got the turret."
• "I got to depressurize so bad...it's killing me!"
• 'I hope that hurts you rat!"
• "I lost visual on the Covy!"
• "I need some backup!"
• "I'll do my best."
• "I'll do what I can!"
• "I'll navigate."
• "If you're good, I'm good!"
• "In position."
• "In your face...that is your face, right?"
• "In your face!"
• "Inbound!"
• "Incoming fire!"
• "It's fine with me."
• "It's just like shooting womp rats back home."
• "Jump in."
• "Just die already!"
• "Keep firing, ladies!"
• "Keep it coming!"
• "Keep it up."
• "Keep shooting!"
• "Keep the pressure on."
• "Kill that Banshee!"
• "Laying down fire."
• "Let's bring down that Banshee."
• "Let's do it!"
• "Let's get that Banshee."
• "Let's get this thing moving, uh?
• "Let's go for a ride."
• "Let's move!"
• "Like that?!"
• "Line them up!"
• "Lost contact."
• "Make them count."
• "Man down!"
• "More damn Covenant just showed up!"
• "More for me"
• "Multiple contacts!"
• "Multiple tangos."
• "Nailed him!"
• "Need a ride."
• "Need covering fire!"
• "Nice job, man."
• "Nice one!"
• "No time for a break!"
• "Not a tango in sight"
• "Not on Reach you don't."
• "Oh, oh oh, oh i love this game!"
• "Oh, there you are!"
• "Oh, this camo must really work."
• "Oh, yeah!"
• "Oh, you want some more!"
• "One of these days, I'm gonna get me some shiny metal pants too!"
• "Ouch!"
• "Ok?"
• "Peek-a-boo!"
• "Phantom!"
• "Phantom, dropping in."
• "Phantom on route."
• "Plasma from above!"
• "Plenty more where that came from."
• "Plenty to go around."
• "Put down!"
• "Rizvum-pattern Revenant immobilized."
• "Same team!"
• "Say your prayers!"
• "Sent that one straight to hell."
• "Shifting."
• "Shotty!"
• "Sire!"
• "Six, incoming!"
• "Spitting hot lead."
• "Start firing."
• "Steady!"
• "Steady as she goes!"
• "Skies just got unfriendly."
• " So, ugh...just between you and me, what's like being a Spartan? You know, super powered suit, abilities like no other Marine. I mean, there's gotta be like a pressure to it, right, a responsibility, but tell me you don't have fun? Tell me you don't enjoy every second of smearing Covenant blood all over these planets....Oh man, to be a Spartan.
• "Soo...i just love these guns!"
• "Stay on target!"
• "Suck it down!"
• "Sure, ok."
• "Swapping out"
• "Switching target."
• "Take it!"
• "Take that Banshee!"
• "Take the heat on!"
• "Taking rounds!"
• "Targets!"
• "Thank you, sir!"
• "Thanks a lot!"
• "That Banshee ain't so friendly.
• "That Banshee has its eye on you."
• "That's the last of them."
• "That was mine."
• "That was too damn close."
• "That was very nice of you."
• "The hell's gotten into you man?!"
• "The more the merrier!"
• "The pressure is on, huh?"
• "These stingers are killing me."
• "They're all over me!"
• "They're on me!"
• "This Ghost is all over me."
• "This is...different."
• "This is the hardest!"
• "This thing got seat belts?
• "Throwing grenade!"
• "Ugh, I thought I was a goner for sure..."
• "Uha, stay down!"
• "Up and at 'em!"
• "Watch it!"
• "Watch out!"
• "Watch out for that Wraith!"
• "Watch your fire!"
• "We're about to have company."
• "We're clear."
• "We're clear, yeah!"
• "We got a Banshee inbound."
• "We got hostiles"
• "We got multiple targets!"
• "We need rounds on target!"
• "Weapons free!"
• "Welcome to my medal chest!"
• "Well, wish me luck."
• "What, are they running away?"
• "What, are you blind?!"
• "What the hell, more coming?"
• "Wow!"
• "Wraith, they got a Wraith!"
• "Yeah, I don't like my job. I... I don't think I'm gonna go anymore."
• "Yeah, I'm gonna need that back."
• "Yeah, I'm trained on that."
• "Yeah, keep the heat on!"
• "Yeah yeah yeah!"
• "Yeah, you stay right there."
• "Yeah, that's my kill."
• "YES!"
• "You...die!"
• "You're gonna go down!"
• "You're gonna pay for that!"
• "You are getting very close!"
• "You're mine!"
• "You got a death wish?!"
• "You like that?!"
• "You must have something better to do than this?"
• "You need something, Spartan?"
• "You want some too?!"
• "You want to hear my robot voice: I AM A ROBOT! Pretty good, huh?
• "Your mother dressed you funny!"

Halo 4

When approached by the player:

• "Don't worry about me, Spartan."
• "I heard you fought with the Sarge back on the Ark. He didn't come back in '52. They say he sacrificed himself, but... I guess you'd know for sure."
• "You of them Class-IIs, right? One of those Spartan-IIs. I heard the rumors about you IIs."
• "So Infinity, she's something else, ain't she? Largest in the fleet. Over five klicks long, which is freaking huge! Even bigger than Covies' assault carriers."
• "Infinity's memorial park is something else, man! You seen it before? I heard it's larger than a lot of natural parks on Earth! Has its own biosphere with all sorts of plants... crazy what they stick on warships nowadays."
• "Hey, you know Sergeant Avery Johnson, right? He trained me on Harvest. Well, long time ago, right before those first contact stuff start going down back in '25."
• "I was planning on killing more aliens, how about you?"
• "Friggin' Covies... What's the deal with them? Didn't we kick their ass back in '52? Hmph, bunch of try-hards."
• "Banshees! Low and high! I mean, fast and low... Ah, hell, I don't even know I mean anymore."
• "I'm actually really impressed with all the Earth-saving things you did a while back. That stunt you pulled in New Mombasa with the Scarab? That was point sick. I like the Voi stuff too, but uh, you know, Mombasa's stuff was really bad."
• "Sup, cusca? You know something? You're sick, Chief! You're so sick, dude! Yeah, you were freaking awesome out there, killing those aliens and stuff!"

If the player stands too close to the Marine:

• "Hey, personal space. Respect it."
• "Can I help you, Chief?"

If the player kills an ally:

• "He's losing it!"

Halo: Spartan Assault

• "Yeah! Nice work, dawg!"
• "Little help here!"
• "I'm taking too much fire" - When taking damage.
• "Taking fire!" - When ally vehicle takes damage.
• "Location secured"
• "On station"
• "Get clear!" - When Plasma Grenade is being thrown near Marines.
• "We're on the mark"
• "Argh, I'm hit! I'm hit!"
• "We're about to have guests!"
• "Incoming!"
• "Here they come!"
• "Fall back!"
• "Too many! Taking cover!"
• "We're about to have company!"
• "I'm hit!"
• "Ouch! What the hell!"
• "Area secured."

Halo Wars 2

• "Eyes on me, Marines!"
• "Marines, ready to serve!"
• "Look alive, marine!"
• "Stay frosty marine!"
• "Get yourself in order, Marines!"
• "I ain't give anyone a piggyback, let's go!"
• "Lets show those creeps what it means to be a marine!"
• "Keep an eye out for targets leatherneck!"
• "Stop fidgeting! Or I'll nail your boots to the ground!"
• "Just remember, the bad guys are the ones trying to take your head off!"
• "Checking ammo."
• "I've been trying to apply for the ODST Training."
• "This thing really moves." - Female marines gossiping around.
• "I don't care who they are, they were still ugly."
• "I don't care who they are, they're going down."
• "Hostile spotted marine" - When enemy is seen.
• "We drew the long straw troops!" - When ordered to attack enemies.
• "Marines under assault by enemy ground troops/infantry!" - When attacked by infantry.
• "Marines under assault by enemy vehicles!" - When attacked by vehicles.
• "Marines under assault by enemy air troopers!" - When attacked by air units.
• "We're getting hit from above!" - Alternate when attacked by air units.
• "Inside, on the double!" - When player orders Marines to enter garrison.
• "Get in and comfy!"
• "Got eyes on hostile leathernecks!"
• "Hostile is down!" - When eliminating enemy units.
• "They ain't get enough of that."
• "And we're just getting started!"
• "Oh~ I feel that!"
• "Woo hoo!" - When Marines disembark from Pelican to Firebase.
• "Yeah!" - When Marines replies to one of the Marines excitement upon deployment to firebase.
• "Enemy are after one of our Spartans!" - When either Jerome, Douglas, or Alice were under attack near Marines.
• "Spartan under fire! Repeat, Spartan under fire!"
• "More few Marines down." - When the marines were either under 33% health or two marines left in a squad.
• "What's the sitrep on those medicines?" - Alternate when under 33% health or two marines left in a squad.
• "I need a few more troops, sir."
• "Knock, knock! Wrecking crew in session!" - When destroying enemy buildings.
• "Structure deconstructed!"

Halo Infinite

Not yet categorized

• "I like the sound of that."
• "Ooh-rah!"
• "Good to see you, Chief."
• "UNSC ain't dead yet."
• "Keep your voices down. There might be scouts around."
• "Looking iconic as ever, Chief."
• "Lead the way, Spartan."
• "At your disposal, sir."
• "Spartan."
• "I was just about to give up... Until HE showed up."
• "Spartan! Let's go!"
• "How are you holding up, Chief?"
• "Forever grateful, sir."
• "I think we did it. Did we do it?" - After a fight, with many casualties.
• "Give 'em hell, Chief! For all of us!"

Upon seeing the Master Chief

• "The man himself!"
• "Spartan on deck!"

Upon spotting the enemy

• "Jackal snipers, stay low!" - Jackal sniper
• "Brute snipers taking aim." - Brute sniper

When being saved by the player

• "Always a pleasure, Chief."
• "Could've sworn we're dead. Thanks, Chief."
• "Forever grateful, sir."

When the enemy retreats

• "You must be like losing to humanity, huh?"
• "What's the matter? Scared of a bunch of humans?"
• "They're running! Huh!"

When witnessing the player kill an enemy

• "Chief took another one!"
• "That's what I like to see, Chief!"
• "Nice work, Chief!"

When the player is killed

• "I can't believe it. I refuse to."
• "Chief! Noooo!"
• "The Chief. He's - He's down!"
• "Not the Chief!"