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==Short Summary==
==Short Summary==
The story starts of in the Cleveland sewers with the hotel concierge [[Ruwan]], the famous pop star, and a squad of [[UNSC]] Marines. They eventually end up in a secret underground UNSC base. Ruwan explains to the soldiers how his brother, Colonel [[James Ackerson]], and him made up the [[Key of Osanalan]] that the Covenant have been searching for when they were boys.  
The story starts of in the Cleveland sewers with the hotel concierge [[Ruwan]], getting anally raped by Brutes. He escapes but then gets anally raped by Master Chief's metal dick, because Ruwan was a noob. Ruwan then go shoot in the ass, and died of gonorrhea. As Master Chief got back from space, he started shooting his shitty assault rifle everywhere until he shot Miranda and fucked her corpse after. The marines were pissed off at the Chief so they all went through the ass portal into the Ark, where they then ended up being raped by the flood. Arbiter, the Necrophiliac decided to shoot the flood with his dick rifle, but he was then eaten alive. Master Chief and Samuel L Jackson lookalike then got to the control room, and Samuel L Jackson was fried alive by the transsexual light bulb, who then laser raped Samuel L Jackson. Master Chief spartan laser fucked the light bulb and fired the ass ray, which started to destroy the Gaylo.  


The UNSC come up with a covert operation to bring the Key to Covenant command. The Key will be tracked as to locate the whereabouts of top Covenant leaders, and thus stage a significant assault on the Covenant. Ruwan insists that he be the one to deliver the Key to the Covenant, by himself. When the Covenant picks him up, he declares the Key of Osanalan is, in fact, himself. The ploy works, and Ruwan is taken to the [[Minister of Inquisition]]. Ruwan is still being tracked by the UNSC, and they use his position to target and destroy the Covenant ship he is on.
Arbiter, fresh from surprise butt secks with Captain keyes dead, rotting corpse, returned just in time to be raped by fifty flood tanks, and die a bloody, horrible, sperm covered death. Master Chief then used his dick rifle to reach Samuel L Jacksons gaymobile, and they managed to escape to the USS Butt Crack, but not before the transsexual light bulbs totaly raped all the marines on board and molested Cortana. Swallowing the cum, Cortana was left behind to be fucked by the light bulbs while the now clearly bisexual Master Chief escaped to the USS Butt Crack, activating the butt secks drive and flying away. Sitting down comfortably and taking off his helmet, the flood hidden in the ship bent him over and raped him long and hard, until, with no one to drive the ship, it crashed into a black hole, breaking up and trapping Master Chief in a world of gay rape for a billion billion gay years.
 
Meanwhile, [[Master Chief]] fights his way out of the Forerunner ship and returns to Earth. His drop can be seen in the opening cutscene of [[Halo 3]].


==Credits==
==Credits==

Revision as of 07:58, June 7, 2009

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Halo: Uprising Issue Four was released on April 15, 2009 and is the last issue of comics in the Halo: Uprising series. It is said that it's delay was due to a last minute change in Halo 3's plot, and it was decided that Halo: Uprising needed reworking.Template:Fact

Short Summary

The story starts of in the Cleveland sewers with the hotel concierge Ruwan, getting anally raped by Brutes. He escapes but then gets anally raped by Master Chief's metal dick, because Ruwan was a noob. Ruwan then go shoot in the ass, and died of gonorrhea. As Master Chief got back from space, he started shooting his shitty assault rifle everywhere until he shot Miranda and fucked her corpse after. The marines were pissed off at the Chief so they all went through the ass portal into the Ark, where they then ended up being raped by the flood. Arbiter, the Necrophiliac decided to shoot the flood with his dick rifle, but he was then eaten alive. Master Chief and Samuel L Jackson lookalike then got to the control room, and Samuel L Jackson was fried alive by the transsexual light bulb, who then laser raped Samuel L Jackson. Master Chief spartan laser fucked the light bulb and fired the ass ray, which started to destroy the Gaylo.

Arbiter, fresh from surprise butt secks with Captain keyes dead, rotting corpse, returned just in time to be raped by fifty flood tanks, and die a bloody, horrible, sperm covered death. Master Chief then used his dick rifle to reach Samuel L Jacksons gaymobile, and they managed to escape to the USS Butt Crack, but not before the transsexual light bulbs totaly raped all the marines on board and molested Cortana. Swallowing the cum, Cortana was left behind to be fucked by the light bulbs while the now clearly bisexual Master Chief escaped to the USS Butt Crack, activating the butt secks drive and flying away. Sitting down comfortably and taking off his helmet, the flood hidden in the ship bent him over and raped him long and hard, until, with no one to drive the ship, it crashed into a black hole, breaking up and trapping Master Chief in a world of gay rape for a billion billion gay years.

Credits

  • Alex Maleev - Penciling, Inking, and Coloring
  • Chris Eliopoulos - Lettering
  • Brian Micheal Bendis - Author

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Issue 3 		Halo: Uprising comic series
Issue 4 		Succeeded by
Halo 3
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