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*"That doesn't look like an Uneven Elephant to me, looks more like two squids kissing." | *"That doesn't look like an Uneven Elephant to me, looks more like two squids kissing." | ||
*Help me with the lady, she weighs more than your last girlfriend." | *"Help me with the lady, she weighs more than your last girlfriend." | ||
*Corporal Locklear: "Just shoot me now, Sarge and get it over with. Don't torture me with that crap first." | *Corporal Locklear: "Just shoot me now, Sarge and get it over with. Don't torture me with that crap first." | ||
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:Corporal Locklear: "So's a mercy killing." | :Corporal Locklear: "So's a mercy killing." | ||
*"You better get it together, Marine or the | *"You better get it together, Marine or the Chief'll reach down and pull you inside out by your cornhole. And that'll be a sweet, sweet mercy... compaired to what ''I'm'' gonna do to you." | ||