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File:H3 Monitor.PNG March 18, 2007 The Oracle The Unofficial Newsletter of Halopedia Hello, Oracle Newsletter Volume VIII, and once again, the Oracle bids thee tidings in this release of the Oracle Newsletter, for the week of March 18, 2007!
Wha's goin' on? "SMOOTH AND AWESOME OMG" was Frankie's reaction do doing something he was told not to this week. Apparently the profile build of Halo 3 is epic and awesome, but still 100% Halo, but incredibly big and stuff, which is what some of us (*cou-GUESTY!-gh*) have been asking for for a looong time. Huge rippling splash for Banshee (and probably (very soon) Wraith) mortar splash in the water. Oh, I tell you, I just can't wait for Halo 3... not as much a fan of water as Mr. Fortnight, but what do you expect, he was born on an island surrounded by water. Still, gonna be good... 110 days remaining until the release of the renowned Halo 3 in November...	Local news The UNSC of Halopedia has been merged into the Covenant of Halopedia, which really doesn't make sense, but whatever. Just so long as we don't use them to form political parties and hate each other and all that... hopefully the merge will help to prevent that, but whatever. HALOPEDIA WARZ!!! Again, no update for this match on Saturday the 24th (RR's t00 l@zy), but a quick summary: RelentlessRecusant and Donut THX 1138 (Relentless Red) vs. Digipatd, Ryanngreenday, and TheObviousOne (B00ming Blue). 50 - 44, Relentless Red. I think I heard "an orgy of Guesty" being said somewhere, probably due to my KILLTACULAR! that I got at the bottom of the sniper tower. RR got 97 medals, 50 snipes. Crazy. Everyone except O'Malley killed me the most. :( See the game in detail at Bungie.net (note: Surebiggie left after a second, he wasn't really a major dude(tte) =D) See El Joke at the top of RelentlessRecusant's userpage... As to quote Vamis vinam...Whoadamn!...see Donut THX 1138 admitting his unkewlness before R2 here! =D
Meet Someone New! File:Marine Capt.jpg File:You Have Seen.jpg Donut THX 1138 (otherwise known as "Councilor 'Nodotee" or just "Barfbag" =D) is the distinguished community member of the week! Although here for only two or so months, he is already one of the most (un) respectable community members here! *Donut kicks RR* I mean...the most venerable all-mighty...*Donut walks away*. But...I mean...he's so ugly he has to wear a mask even when he's on the Internet (see left). Never mind. =D On a more serious note, he is the esteemed founder of the Covenant of Halopedia, the first and largest political group ever on Halopedia! He also has seven awards (the fact that RR has been here for like 7+ months and only has like 9 awards is inconsequential because Donut is...unkewl =D) and over 2600 edits! Woohoo! You can speak to this esteemed up-'n-coming youngling-OWOW!-I mean, okay, okay! You can speak to Donut at his talk page! Adios! Production Manager: RelentlessRecusant Staff Writer: Guesty-Persony-Thingy Organizational Page: Oracle Newsletter