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| giving you weekly jokes. <small>Updates occure on Saturdays</small>
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| '''note:If you've entered this page by a post message, then youv'e fallen for this joke, list your self below.'''
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| ==This weeks Victims==
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| #I fell for it cause I came from recent changes, then I went to your page and fell for it. What an idiot. *sighs and shakes head*--[[User:Caboose|<b><span style="color: blue">Caboose</span></b>]] [[Image:Caboose.jpg|35 px]] <sup>[[User talk:Caboose|<b><span style="color: orange">Orange Juice</span></b>]] and [[User:Caboose/archive|<b><span style="color: brown">Cookies</span></b>]]</sup> 00:48, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
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| I didn't fall for it. RR would like to say that this is an ''exact'' ripoff of [[User:RelentlessRecusant/Joke]], and that Forerunner critised me, calling my joke (essentially his ripoffed joke as well) "...Sad! Your attemps to get friends are weak at best!" Just letting y'all know. Cheers, [[user:RelentlessRecusant|<font color="#D3D3D3">Gho</font><font color="#A9A9A9">st I</font><font color="#808080">nsi</font><font color="#000000">de the M</font><font color="#808080">ach</font><font color="#A9A9A9">ine</font>]] <font color="#808080"><sup>''([[user talk:RelentlessRecusant|<font color="#808080">Whisper through the Storm</font>]]) ([[Special:Contributions/RelentlessRecusant|<font color="#808080">My Journeys</font>]]) ([[w:c:gearsofwar:user:RelentlessRecusant|<font color="#808080">Omens</font>]])</sup></font> 23:02, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
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| :Yeah... he even used the same sub-user page. Forerunner, ''you'' attempts to get friends are weak at best. But at least you oused proper grammar on this page... good job! '''[[User:Guesty-Persony-Thingy|<font color="#000000">g</font><font color="#770000"><sup>u</sup></font><font color="#cc0000">e</font><font color="#ff0000"><sub>s</sub></font><font color="#ff3333">t</font><font color="#ff6666"><sup>y</sup></font>]]-[[User talk:Guesty-Persony-Thingy|<font color="#9999ff">p</font><font color="#6666ff"><sub>e</sub></font><font color="#3333ff">r</font><font color="#0000ff"><sup>s</sup></font><font color="#0000cc">o</font><font color="#000066"><sub>n</sub></font><font color="#000000">y</font>]]-[[Special:Contributions/Guesty-Persony-Thingy|<font color="#000000"><sup>t</sup></font><font color="#007700">h</font><font color="#00cc00"><sub>i</sub></font><font color="#00ff00">n</font><font color="#44ff44"><sup>g</sup></font><font color="#99ff99">y</font>]]''' 00:44, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
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| I didn't fall for it either cause I came from the recent pages.--[[User:Caboose|<b><span style="color: blue">Caboose</span></b>]] [[Image:Caboose.jpg|35 px]] <sup>[[User talk:Caboose|<b><span style="color: orange">Orange Juice</span></b>]] and [[User:Caboose/archive|<b><span style="color: brown">Cookies</span></b>]]</sup> 00:48, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
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| This is sad. You say that RR's idea is stupid, then go and make rip it off for yourself. What the Halo? *sighs* [[UoH|Colonel]] [[User:Red Death|<font color="red">Red</font>]] [[user talk:Red Death|<font color="black">Death</font>]] 00:56, 18 March 2007 (UTC) [[Image:Coffeebreak.jpg|45px]]
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| :I thaught it up gradualy. What i meant when i said 'RR's attempts to make friends were weak' i meant that he just constantly does it over and over with new methods. Anyway i '''was''' gonna make a halo jokes section. but when i went on '''{censored}'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s userpage, it showed it, and also on anothers, so it evolved ito this. And i didn't say his joke idea was stupid! I thaught of the joke as a good idea, but mixed with the fact that his everyday attempts to earn friends across the world just made it less good so uh. -- {{UserForerunner}}
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| ::ps. the '''{censored}''' was [[User:Caboose|The person whome is annoying, but less annoying than RR and who seams more like a copy of RR himself!]]
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| :::P.P.S. It was different! on RR and [[User:Caboose|his copies]] pages it shows 'You have a message on halo wiki (0)' meaning a message hasn't been posted at all, thats what gives it away! mine stated 'You have a message on halo wiki (1)', meaning a post had been made.
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| ::::P.P.P.S. Cabbose has changed his. This is why i suspected him of being the legendary 'Vote Thief'. he has gone on his user pages history, and changed it. instead of the message, he's got a new pic.
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| :::::Why did you "censor" it then? Caboose is a girl, BTW. Also, '''''I''''''m the one who has 0 messages, not Caboose. Also, there is no "vote thief," there is no thief who is legendary, and there is no thief at all. No one is "stealing" votes. '''[[User:Guesty-Persony-Thingy|<font color="#000000">G</font><font color="#770000"><sup>ü</sup></font><font color="#cc0000">é</font><font color="#ff0000"><sub>ß</sub></font><font color="#ff3333">Ł</font><font color="#ff6666"><sup>¥</sup></font>]]-[[User talk:Guesty-Persony-Thingy|<font color="#9999ff">∏</font><font color="#6666ff"><sub>é</sub></font><font color="#3333ff">Ґ</font><font color="#0000ff"><sup>∫</sup></font><font color="#0000cc">ø</font><font color="#000066"><sub>ñ</sub></font><font color="#000000">¥</font>]]-[[Special:Contributions/Guesty-Persony-Thingy|<font color="#000000"><sup>†</sup></font><font color="#007700">ħ</font><font color="#00cc00"><sub>î</sub></font><font color="#00ff00">И</font><font color="#44ff44"><sup>g</sup></font><font color="#99ff99">¥</font>]]''' 18:26, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
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| Yeah... this really is a rip off. Also, RR's did say you have (1) new, it was GPT's that says (0).
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| :--[[User:Donut THX 1138|'''Councilor 'Nodotee''']] [[Image:Donut 7.JPG|35px]] <sup><nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User talk:Donut THX 1138 |BattleNet]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> - <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Halopedia:Covenant of Halopedia|Covenant of Halopedia]]<nowiki>]</nowiki></sup> 02:58, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
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| Hmm...oh, and Forerunner. I posted my joke on ''Friday the 16th''. I haven't changed it since then...there are no versions I keep on revising. Erhm. Yeah. =D Cheers, [[user:RelentlessRecusant|<font color="#D3D3D3">Gho</font><font color="#A9A9A9">st I</font><font color="#808080">nsi</font><font color="#000000">de the M</font><font color="#808080">ach</font><font color="#A9A9A9">ine</font>]] <font color="#808080"><sup>''([[user talk:RelentlessRecusant|<font color="#808080">Whisper through the Storm</font>]]) ([[Special:Contributions/RelentlessRecusant|<font color="#808080">My Journeys</font>]]) ([[w:c:gearsofwar:user:RelentlessRecusant|<font color="#808080">Omens</font>]])</sup></font> 03:06, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
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| =This Weeks Jokes=
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| <small> You can add the jokes yourself</small>
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| ==Halo-Related Jokes==
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| ==Non-Halo-Related Jokes==
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| ==Football Stinks!==
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| A man and a woman are in bed. The man farts and shouts '1-nil;'. The woman squeezes one out and shouts .one all.. by the time they get to 2 all, the man farts and &%£~@ the bed. Woman asks 'what was that'. Man replies 'half time, swap sides'.
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| ==Bin Laden bums sheep==
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| Osama Bin Laden is caught shagging sheep in wales. when asked why, he replies they were Is'Lambs and so he could do what ever he liked to them
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