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'''Aiden:''' Well, I'll be damned... Kamal! Just the guy I wanted to see.<br />
'''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:''' Well, I'll be damned... Kamal! Just the guy I wanted to see.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Oh no, Aiden. Hey. What are the odds?<br />
'''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' Oh no, Aiden. Hey. What are the odds?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Too late to get a beer?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Too late to get a [[Beer|beer]]?<br />
'''Waitress:''' No, sugar, you got 15 minutes to spare.<br />
'''Waitress:''' No, sugar, you got 15 minutes to spare.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Okay, one for me, one for him. Whatever's good.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Okay, one for me, one for him. Whatever's good.<br />
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'''Aiden:''' Welcome to the tastefully appointed security control room. The nerve center if you will, of the Apollonian Temple Casino. My name is Aiden Maki--<br />
'''Aiden:''' Welcome to the tastefully appointed security control room. The nerve center if you will, of the [[Apollonian Temple Casino]]. My name is Aiden Maki--<br />
'''Mr. F:''' --Cut the crap, Aiden.<br />
'''[[Forihoff|Mr. F]]:''' --Cut the crap, Aiden.<br />
'''Aiden:''' ...And I'll be your in-flight host this evening.<br />
'''Aiden:''' ...And I'll be your in-flight host this evening.<br />
'''Mr. F:''' You can see the guys you want on monitors 3, 11 and 16. So remind me again, why can't we break these bastards' knees, and drop them in a canal where the freaking sewer crabs eat?<br />
'''Mr. F:''' You can see the guys you want on monitors 3, 11 and 16. So remind me again, why can't we break these bastards' knees, and drop them in a canal where the freaking sewer crabs eat?<br />
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'''Kamal:''' Thanks for the ride<br />
'''Kamal:''' Thanks for the ride<br />
'''Sophia:''' No problem, Aiden gets these business emergencies sometimes.<br />
'''[[Sophia Bossedon|Sophia]]:''' No problem, Aiden gets these business emergencies sometimes.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I'm exhausted...<br />
'''Kamal:''' I'm exhausted...<br />
'''Sophia:''' Did I see a new chatter tonight?<br />
'''Sophia:''' Did I see a new chatter tonight?<br />
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'''Bev:''' Hello... And welcome to Hot'n'Cold... Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />
'''Bev:''' Hello... And welcome to Hot'n'Cold... Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />
'''Jan:''' Hey Bev, you are looking great... Have you lost weight?<br />
'''[[Janissary James|Jan]]:''' Hey Bev, you are looking great... Have you lost weight?<br />
'''Bev:''' Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. What beverage can I offer you?<br />
'''Bev:''' Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. What beverage can I offer you?<br />
'''Jan:''' Coffee, black, two sugars.<br />
'''Jan:''' Coffee, black, two sugars.<br />
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'''Bev:''' Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question.
'''Bev:''' Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question.
(sits and drinks)<br />
(sits and drinks)<br />
'''Gene's friend:''' Hey, uh, excuse me? Look I know this is kind of weird, but uh...
'''[[Paolo]]:''' Hey, uh, excuse me? Look I know this is kind of weird, but uh...




'''Jan:''' Hey, I need a guy's opinion.<br />
'''Jan:''' Hey, I need a guy's opinion.<br />
'''Gene's friend:''' Ya?<br />
'''Paolo:''' Ya?<br />
'''Jan:''' Be honest with me here. You see that coffee dispenser?<br />
'''Jan:''' Be honest with me here. You see that coffee dispenser?<br />
'''Gene's friend:''' Yeah?<br />
'''Paolo:''' Yeah?<br />
'''Jan:''' Would you go out with her?<br />
'''Jan:''' Would you go out with her?<br />
'''Gene's friend:''' Uh...<br />
'''Paolo:''' Uh...<br />
'''Jan:''' She's too heavy right?<br />
'''Jan:''' She's too heavy right?<br />
'''Gene's friend:''' No, uh. I mean, uh...<br />
'''Paolo:''' No, uh. I mean, uh...<br />
'''Jan: '''Mhm... men are such pigs.<br />
'''Jan: '''Mhm... men are such pigs.<br />


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'''Gene's friend:''' Look, you're the girl that was at Sharfie's last week aren't you?<br />
'''Paolo: '''Look, you're the girl that was at Sharfie's last week aren't you?<br />
'''Jan:''' Never heard of it. Are we done?<br />
'''Jan:''' Never heard of it. Are we done?<br />
'''Gene's friend:''' Hey! I need help! I know you're the kind of person who helps. I was there, I saw it, so, you know, don't pretend you're just like them.<br />
'''Paolo:''' Hey! I need help! I know you're the kind of person who helps. I was there, I saw it, so, you know, don't pretend you're just like them.<br />
'''Jan:''' (sarcastically) Maybe last week was the pretending...<br />
'''Jan:''' (sarcastically) Maybe last week was the pretending...<br />
'''Gene's friend:''' So keep pretending.<br />
'''Paolo:''' So keep pretending.<br />
'''Jan:''' Sit down.<br />
'''Jan:''' Sit down.<br />
'''Gene's friend:''' Buddy of mine, Gene Lindsey, goes by the name Optical these days. We've been hanging out with these guys and, uh, Gene's in pretty deep you know, he's in um..<br />
'''Paolo:''' Buddy of mine, [[Gene Lindsey]], goes by the name Optical these days. We've been hanging out with these guys and, uh, Gene's in pretty deep you know, he's in um..<br />
'''Jan:''' Trouble?<br />
'''Jan:''' Trouble?<br />
'''Gene's friend:''' Yeah.<br />
'''Paolo:''' Yeah.<br />
'''Jan:''' So, your friend wants to move up in the world.<br />
'''Jan:''' So, your friend wants to move up in the world.<br />
'''Gene's friend:''' Well they want to let him, but first he's got to...<br />
'''Paolo:''' Well they want to let him, but first he's got to...<br />
'''Jan:''' Finish 8th grade?<br />
'''Jan:''' Finish 8th grade?<br />
'''Gene's friend:''' Prove himself. He has to do something they can hold over him forever.
'''Paolo:''' Prove himself. He has to do something they can hold over him forever.




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'''Jan:''' I can see why you get your dates at gun point.<br />
'''Jan:''' I can see why you get your dates at gun point.<br />
'''Gene:''' Just thought you should know.<br />
'''Gene:''' Just thought you should know.<br />
'''Jan:''' Come on Gene, skip the knife... go for the M6 under your jacket.  
'''Jan:''' Come on Gene, skip the knife... go for the [[M6 Series|M6]] under your jacket.  


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'''Jan:''' I like to dance.<br />
'''Jan:''' I like to dance.<br />
'''Gene:''' Oh, you just bought yourself a bullet in the back, bitch!<br />
'''Gene:''' Oh, you just bought yourself a bullet in the back, bitch!<br />
'''Jan:''' Oh, only the guy with the sniper rifle across the street has 2 broken arms...
'''Jan:''' Oh, only the guy with the [[Sniper Rifle|sniper rifle]] across the street has 2 broken arms...




'''Gene:''' Pete?<br />
'''Gene:''' [[Pete]]?<br />
'''Jan:''' And the girl with the ponytail, the one who was supposed to cover you from the roof?<br />
'''Jan:''' And the girl with the ponytail, the one who was supposed to cover you from the roof?<br />
'''Gene:''' Marty? What the hell is thi... (Jan reveals a lock of hair) her hair? You cut off her hair?!<br />
'''Gene:''' [[Marty (ilovebees)|Marty]]? What the hell is thi... (Jan reveals a lock of hair) her hair? You cut off her hair?!<br />
'''Jan:''' It's just you, and me... lover.
'''Jan:''' It's just you, and me... lover.


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'''Gene's friend:''' Hi there, I, uh, wanted to say thanks.<br />
'''Paolo:''' Hi there, I, uh, wanted to say thanks.<br />
'''Jan:''' For what?<br />
'''Jan:''' For what?<br />
'''Gene's friend:''' Well you know, that thing you did.<br />
'''Paolo:''' Well you know, that thing you did.<br />
'''Jan:''' (exaggerated Italian-NY accent) Buddy, I never seen ya before in my life, kapiche? We never met, no time. (pause) I'd stay away from the creamer in this place - 100% real, dried animal fat. Blech!<br />
'''Jan:''' (exaggerated Italian-NY accent) Buddy, I never seen ya before in my life, kapiche? We never met, no time. (pause) I'd stay away from the creamer in this place - 100% real, dried animal fat. Blech!<br />
'''Gene's friend:''' Well just so you know, Thin's really pissed!<br />
'''Paolo:''' Well just so you know, Thin's really pissed!<br />
'''Jan:''' I mean I could see which animal, even goat would be ok. Right now, I'm imagining someone milking those big black apartment squirrels.<br />
'''Jan:''' I mean I could see which animal, even goat would be ok. Right now, I'm imagining someone milking those big black apartment squirrels.<br />
'''Gene's friend:''' I know you can take care of yourself, but... I-I mean, it's great what you did, but watch your back. Thin is really pissed!<br />
'''Paolo:''' I know you can take care of yourself, but... I-I mean, it's great what you did, but watch your back. Thin is really pissed!<br />
'''Jan:''' Hm. You Think I should send a card and some flowers?<br />
'''Jan:''' Hm. You Think I should send a card and some flowers?<br />


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'''George:''' Mr. Morelli. Hm. We will be making a record of this audit. My name is George Shebura. I'm an associate fiscal investigator. You have the right to have your accountant present.<br />
'''[[George Shebura|George]]:''' Mr. Morelli. Hm. We will be making a record of this audit. My name is George Shebura. I'm an associate fiscal investigator. You have the right to have your accountant present.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Yeah, I do my own books.<br />
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Yeah, I do my own books.<br />
'''George:''' I see.<br />
'''George:''' I see.<br />
'''Durga:''' (on chatter) Trust me Jersey, your books are fine.<br />
'''[[Durga]]:''' (on chatter) Trust me Jersey, your books are fine.<br />
'''Jersey:''' You know, I don't really make a lot of money, and an accountant is expensive, and the computer's supposed to be good at it, so...<br />
'''Jersey:''' You know, I don't really make a lot of money, and an accountant is expensive, and the computer's supposed to be good at it, so...<br />
'''George:''' It's not your computer I worry about.<br />
'''George:''' It's not your computer I worry about.<br />
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'''Officer:''' George Shebura?<br />
'''Officer:''' George Shebura?<br />
'''George:''' Yes?<br />
'''George:''' Yes?<br />
'''Officer:''' Officer of the Treasury. I have a warrant for your arrest on 14 counts of counterfeit.<br />
'''Officer:''' [[Department of the Treasury|Officer of the Treasury]]. I have a warrant for your arrest on 14 counts of counterfeit.<br />
'''Jersey:''' What?<br />
'''Jersey:''' What?<br />
(Police enters)<br />
(Police enters)<br />
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'''George:''' This is all a mistake...<br />
'''George:''' This is all a mistake...<br />
'''Officer:''' Jesus Christ, who's the guy with the big gloves?<br />
'''Officer:''' Jesus Christ, who's the guy with the big gloves?<br />
'''ACO:''' Animal Control. So, which one of you scum is the guy who's scheme for trading in wild-honey-badgers has gone so terribly, terribly wrong?<br />
'''ACO:''' [[Animal Control]]. So, which one of you scum is the guy who's scheme for trading in wild honey badgers has gone so terribly, terribly wrong?<br />
'''George:''' I don't even have a dog...<br />
'''George:''' I don't even have a dog...<br />
(fire sprinklers)<br />
(fire sprinklers)<br />
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'''Durga:''' Jersey, I am not a child. I am not a toy. And I am not your thing. I was very restrained with George. I didn't cook him, I didn't send him to jail. But people who mess with us - they're going to get stoned.<br />
'''Durga:''' Jersey, I am not a child. I am not a toy. And I am not your thing. I was very restrained with George. I didn't cook him, I didn't send him to jail. But people who mess with us - they're going to get stoned.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Us?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Us?<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes, us. Team Jersey.<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes, us. [[Team Jersey]].<br />
'''Jersey:''' Why not Team Durga?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Why not Team Durga?<br />
'''Durga:''' ''Because I said so''...<br />
'''Durga:''' ''Because I said so''...<br />
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(Rani is being followed)<br />
(Rani is being followed)<br />
'''Rani:''' Hello? Hello?? Who's there?<br />
'''[[Rani]]:''' Hello? Hello?? Who's there?<br />
'''College boy:''' Your freakin chatter - drop it! And your wallet...<br />
'''College boy:''' Your freakin chatter - drop it! And your wallet...<br />
'''Rani:''' (fearful) I'm dropping it. I'm putting it down, slowly. I'm a student!<br />
'''Rani:''' (fearful) I'm dropping it. I'm putting it down, slowly. I'm a student!<br />
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'''College boy: '''It's a test for new recruits, and you did great.<br />
'''College boy: '''It's a test for new recruits, and you did great.<br />
'''Rani: '''Great?! Geez, you don't even look like a Boston thug. You look like something out of central casting.<br />
'''Rani: '''Great?! Geez, you don't even look like a [[Boston]] thug. You look like something out of central casting.<br />
'''College boy:''' (shrugs)<br />
'''College boy:''' (shrugs)<br />
'''Rani:''' And I'm not a recruit, I'm not interested.<br />
'''Rani:''' And I'm not a recruit, I'm not interested.<br />
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'''Rani:''' (laughs) For what? I get two years of spy school, and then I get to hang out in alleys, scaring civilians?<br />
'''Rani:''' (laughs) For what? I get two years of spy school, and then I get to hang out in alleys, scaring civilians?<br />
'''College boy:''' Jeezus. Look, could I... could I walk home with you? You could at least show me what people wear in the neighborhood.<br />
'''College boy:''' Jeezus. Look, could I... could I walk home with you? You could at least show me what people wear in the neighborhood.<br />
'''Rani: '''No. I'd die of embarrassment. (walks away) Morons.<br />
'''Rani: '''No! I'd die of embarrassment. (walks away) Morons.<br />[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/domestic_bliss.wav domestic_bliss]  
 
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(mumbling in an apartment)<br />
(mumbling in an apartment)<br />
(chatter beep - Kentucky over the comm)<br />
(chatter beep - Kentucky over the comm)<br />
'''Sarah:''' Rani, what's going on there?<br />
'''[[Sarah-John Pope|Sarah]]:''' Rani, what's going on there?<br />
'''Rani: '''The sweet sounds of corner boy, and his refugee bride finding domestic bliss.<br />
'''Rani: '''The sweet sounds of corner boy, and his refugee bride finding domestic bliss.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Oh...<br />
'''Sarah:''' Oh...<br />
'''Rani:''' They always fight when it gets hot, and it's hot in Boston. How's it in Kentucky?<br />
'''Rani:''' They always fight when it gets hot, and it's hot in Boston. How's it in [[Kentucky]]?<br />
'''Sarah:''' Oh it's hot, but it's a lot quieter. Rani, you've got to move.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Oh it's hot, but it's a lot quieter. Rani, you've got to move.<br />
'''Rani: '''I would if I could afford to. I had the weirdest couple of days. My country wants me to be a spy.<br />
'''Rani: '''I would if I could afford to. I had the weirdest couple of days. My country wants me to be a spy.<br />
'''Sarah:''' A spy?<br />
'''Sarah:''' A spy?<br />
'''Rani: '''First, I got recruited by Professor Avi. You remember me talking about him... cultural anthropology.<br />
'''Rani: '''First, I got recruited by [[Avi|Professor Avi]]. You remember me talking about him... cultural anthropology.<br />
'''Sarah: '''Oh yeah, the one you thought was a spook.<br />
'''Sarah: '''Oh yeah, the one you thought was a spook.<br />


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'''Trevor:''' I am. I mean, we are. Small things. Look, here's a spec sheet for our product. What do you think?<br />
'''Trevor:''' I am. I mean, we are. Small things. Look, here's a spec sheet for our product. What do you think?<br />
'''Rani:''' It's a plastic kitten.<br />
'''Rani:''' It's a plastic kitten.<br />
'''Trevor:''' Ah, it's a disposable chatter that looks like a plastic kitten.<br />
'''Trevor:''' Ah, it's a disposable [[Chatter|chatter]] that looks like a plastic kitten.<br />


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'''Herzog:''' Were you ever on Reach?<br />
'''[[Herzog]]:''' Were you ever on Reach?<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' No sir. You have me scheduled for a duty rotation, leaving for Reach December 15th.<br />
'''[[Unnamed Lieutenant (ilovebees)|Lieutenant]]:''' No sir. You have me scheduled for a duty rotation, leaving for Reach December 15th.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Hmm, right.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Hmm, right.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' Sir? Have I somehow not performed to your requirements?<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' Sir? Have I somehow not performed to your requirements?<br />
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'''Lieutenant:''' Well, fair, sir.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' Well, fair, sir.<br />
'''Herzog:''' How are you on World War II?<br />
'''Herzog:''' How are you on [[World War II]]?<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' Cressy - English Longbow against Futile French Cavalry. Bloodbath, sir.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' Cressy - English Longbow against Futile French Cavalry. Bloodbath, sir.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Very good. Except... that was the Hundred years war, World War II was 500 years later.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Very good. Except... that was the Hundred years war, World War II was 500 years later.<br />
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'''Herzog:''' So they had to a terrible calculus. Had to decide how much they could use the intelligence, and how many times they would just have to stand there and watch a German operation they knew they could have stopped.<br />
'''Herzog:''' So they had to a terrible calculus. Had to decide how much they could use the intelligence, and how many times they would just have to stand there and watch a German operation they knew they could have stopped.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' A dilemma worthy of Solomon, sir.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' A dilemma worthy of Solomon, sir.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Yes. Have you been thinking about Harmony?<br />
'''Herzog:''' Yes. Have you been thinking about [[Harmony]]?<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' Yes sir! Oh... oh my god... you mean Troy and Harmony are--<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' Yes sir! Oh... oh my god... you mean [[Troy]] and Harmony are--<br />
'''Herzog/COM:''' --(cranky) I don't know. I'm stuck in a dusty old office and no one tells me anything!<br />
'''Herzog/COM:''' --(cranky) I don't know. I'm stuck in a dusty old office and no one tells me anything!<br />
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