Audio log (Halo 3: ODST): Difference between revisions

[Sound: Bleating goats and hoking car horn]

<br /> Crowd: Mommy, that's too loud!

<br /> Crowd: Somebody make him stop!

<br /> Crowd: Move that car!

<br /> Angry Driver: (honks) For the last time, you blimp! Get out of the road!

<br /> [Sound: Jonas hefts his cleaver and smashes it into the car.]

<br /> Angry Driver: You put your cleaver through the hood of my car!

<br /> Jonas: Oh, a thousand pardons. But it was either that, or smash your windshield, pull you out...

<br /> Jonas: And make you into kebabs.

<br /> Angry Driver: What?! No! No-no! Hey wait!

<br /> Jonas: Then please. Stop honking your horn. It frightens the children.

<br /> [Sound: The car backs-up quickly.]

<br /> Dr. Endesha: (from Chatter) Sadie. New Mombasa is the only place on Earth the Covenant is attacking!

<br /> Dr. Endesha: Vergil's survey! He detected some very unusual seismic activity all along the Great Rift.

<br /> Jonas: (to Sadie) Would you like a kebab, young lady? Chicken, mutton, beef! One free for every [[Asylum seeker|refugee]]!

<br /> Jonas: Across the bridge? To where the aliens are landing?

<br /> Jonas: {tut-tuts} Take two kebabs...

<br /> Dr. Endesha: Sadie, stay out of the city center! I don't want you coming anywhere near the security zone!

<br /> Dr. Endesha: Sadie -- (Chatter disconnect)

<br /> Jonas: Come my friend! Don't be shy! Free food for the journey!

<br /> Crowd: Thanks you! Asante! Asante sana!

<br /> [Sound: Distant explosions in the city.]

<br /> Jonas: Now, young lady... if you are headed into the war zone, you must eat! Curried lamb? Roast chicken?

<br /> [Sound: Another explosion nearer the market.]

<br /> Jonas: (biting into a kebab) my dear...

<br /> Jonas: The end of the world is nothing to face... (swallows) on an empty stomach.

<br /> [Sound: Jonas chews, burps loudly and continues to eat his kebab.]