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[Sound: Bleating goats and hoking car horn] | ['''Sound:''' Bleating goats and hoking car horn] | ||
<br /> Crowd: Mommy, that's too loud! | <br /> '''Crowd:''' Mommy, that's too loud! | ||
<br /> Crowd: Somebody make him stop! | <br /> '''Crowd:''' Somebody make him stop! | ||
<br /> Crowd: Move that car! | <br /> '''Crowd:''' Move that car! | ||
<br /> Angry Driver: (honks) For the last time, you blimp! Get out of the road! | <br /> '''Angry Driver:''' (honks) For the last time, you blimp! Get out of the road! | ||
<br /> [Sound: Jonas hefts his cleaver and smashes it into the car.] | <br /> ['''Sound:''' Jonas hefts his cleaver and smashes it into the car.] | ||
<br /> Angry Driver: You put your cleaver through the hood of my car! | <br /> '''Angry Driver:''' You put your cleaver through the hood of my car! | ||
<br /> Jonas: Oh, a thousand pardons. But it was either that, or smash your windshield, pull you out... | <br /> '''Jonas:''' Oh, a thousand pardons. But it was either that, or smash your windshield, pull you out... | ||
<br /> Jonas: And make you into kebabs. | <br /> '''Jonas:''' And make you into kebabs. | ||
<br /> Angry Driver: What?! No! No-no! Hey wait! | <br /> '''Angry Driver:''' What?! No! No-no! Hey wait! | ||
<br /> Jonas: Then please. Stop honking your horn. It frightens the children. | <br /> '''Jonas:''' Then please. Stop honking your horn. It frightens the children. | ||
<br /> [Sound: The car backs-up quickly.] | <br /> ['''Sound:''' The car backs-up quickly.] | ||
<br /> '''Sadie''': (into her Chatter) Sorry, Dad. There was sort of a... thing, here. What were you saying? | <br /> '''Sadie''': (into her Chatter) Sorry, Dad. There was sort of a... thing, here. What were you saying? | ||
<br /> Dr. Endesha: (from Chatter) Sadie. New Mombasa is the only place on Earth the Covenant is attacking! | <br /> '''Dr. Endesha:''' (from Chatter) Sadie. New Mombasa is the only place on Earth the Covenant is attacking! | ||
<br /> '''Sadie''': What? Why? | <br /> '''Sadie''': What? Why? | ||
<br /> Dr. Endesha: Vergil's survey! He detected some very unusual seismic activity all along the Great Rift. | <br /> '''Dr. Endesha:''' Vergil's survey! He detected some very unusual seismic activity all along the Great Rift. | ||
<br /> Jonas: (to Sadie) Would you like a kebab, young lady? Chicken, mutton, beef! One free for every [[Asylum seeker|refugee]]! | <br /> '''Jonas:''' (to Sadie) Would you like a kebab, young lady? Chicken, mutton, beef! One free for every [[Asylum seeker|refugee]]! | ||
<br /> '''Sadie''': I'm not a refugee! I'm going... there! | <br /> '''Sadie''': I'm not a refugee! I'm going... there! | ||
<br /> Jonas: Across the bridge? To where the aliens are landing? | <br /> '''Jonas:''' Across the bridge? To where the aliens are landing? | ||
<br /> Jonas: {tut-tuts} Take two kebabs... | <br /> '''Jonas:''' {tut-tuts} Take two kebabs... | ||
<br /> Dr. Endesha: Sadie, stay out of the city center! I don't want you coming anywhere near the security zone! | <br /> '''Dr. Endesha:''' Sadie, stay out of the city center! I don't want you coming anywhere near the security zone! | ||
<br /> '''Sadie''': Sorry, Dad. Gotta go. I'll call you back. | <br /> '''Sadie''': Sorry, Dad. Gotta go. I'll call you back. | ||
<br /> Dr. Endesha: Sadie -- (Chatter disconnect) | <br /> '''Dr. Endesha:''' Sadie -- (Chatter disconnect) | ||
<br /> Jonas: Come my friend! Don't be shy! Free food for the journey! | <br /> '''Jonas:''' Come my friend! Don't be shy! Free food for the journey! | ||
<br /> Crowd: Thanks you! Asante! Asante sana! | <br /> '''Crowd:''' Thanks you! Asante! Asante sana! | ||
<br /> [Sound: Distant explosions in the city.] | <br /> ['''Sound:''' Distant explosions in the city.] | ||
<br /> Jonas: Now, young lady... if you are headed into the war zone, you must eat! Curried lamb? Roast chicken? | <br /> '''Jonas:''' Now, young lady... if you are headed into the war zone, you must eat! Curried lamb? Roast chicken? | ||
<br /> '''Sadie''': They look delicious. Really. But I'm not hungry. | <br /> '''Sadie''': They look delicious. Really. But I'm not hungry. | ||
<br /> [Sound: Another explosion nearer the market.] | <br /> ['''Sound:''' Another explosion nearer the market.] | ||
<br /> Jonas: (biting into a kebab) my dear... | <br /> '''Jonas:''' (biting into a kebab) my dear... | ||
<br /> Jonas: The end of the world is nothing to face... (swallows) on an empty stomach. | <br /> '''Jonas:''' The end of the world is nothing to face... (swallows) on an empty stomach. | ||
<br /> [Sound: Jonas chews, burps loudly and continues to eat his kebab.] | <br /> ['''Sound:''' Jonas chews, burps loudly and continues to eat his kebab.] | ||
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