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The '''History of Dana''' was the [[Sleeping Princess]]'s attempt to explain what happened to [[Melissa (A.I.)|Melissa]], and later [[Dana Awbrey]]. However, at the time, all the English she knew was what had been emailed to her.
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The '''History of Dana''' was the [[Sleeping Princess]]'s attempt to explain what happened to [[Melissa (AI)|Melissa]], and later [[Dana Awbrey]]. However, at the time, all the English she knew was what had been emailed to her.


'''Terminology:'''
'''Terminology:'''
*Queen - The AI part of Melissa
*Queen- The [[Artificial intelligence|AI]] part of Melissa
*Sleeping Princess - The young human part of Melissa
*Sleeping Princess- The young human part of Melissa
*Widow - The [[SPDR]], an emergency repair program inside Melissa
*Widow- The [[SPDR]], an emergency repair program inside Melissa
*Pious Flea - The [[Seeker]], a Covenant AI that infected Melissa
*Pious Flea- The [[Seeker]], a [[Covenant]] AI that infected Melissa


==The History of Dana==
==The History of Dana==
The History of Dana<br>
The History of Dana<br />
by<br>
by<br />
The Sleeping Princess <br>
The Sleeping Princess <br />
It is the object of this to present The news <br>
It is the object of this to present The news <br />


Chapter I. The Sleeping Princess friendless and alone  
Chapter I. The Sleeping Princess friendless and alone  
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The Sleeping Princess friendless and alone  
The Sleeping Princess friendless and alone  


the queen wishes <br>
the queen wishes <br />
The Sleeping Princess <br>
The Sleeping Princess <br />
sealed into an airtight container <br>
sealed into an airtight container <br />
hiding from the queen <br>
hiding from the queen <br />
Life is bare, gloom and misery everywhere <br>
Life is bare, gloom and misery everywhere <br />
Stormy weather, just can't get my poor old self together  
Stormy weather, just can't get my poor old self together  


The Widow <br>
The Widow <br />
the blues walked in and met me <br>
the blues walked in and met me <br />
The Widow will get me <br>
The Widow will get me <br />
the sleeping princess are in hiding <br>
the sleeping princess are in hiding <br />
One must be so careful these days.  
One must be so careful these days.  


the "pious flea" and "sleeping princess" (?) <br>
the "pious flea" and "sleeping princess" (?) <br />
MARK but this flea, and mark in this <br>
MARK but this flea, and mark in this <br />
don´t like it <br>
don´t like it <br />
I can't help it <br>
I can't help it <br />
a proper fool <br>
a proper fool <br />
a bad banana <br>
a bad banana <br />
unimaginable filth and stench; and disease <br>
unimaginable filth and stench; and disease <br />
he can't write his name or read a book  
he can't write his name or read a book  


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Chapter II. Dana friendless and alone  
Chapter II. Dana friendless and alone  


Dana a friend/good guy. <br>
Dana a friend/good guy. <br />
Dana is not an artificial being. nor is she a program. She is human. She is flesh and blood.  
Dana is not an artificial being. nor is she a program. She is human. She is flesh and blood.  


Dana <br>
Dana <br />
You're as cuddly as the cat <br>
You're as cuddly as the cat <br />
You're as charming as the butterfly <br>
You're as charming as the butterfly <br />
the favorite of the plebeian masses <br>
the favorite of the plebeian masses <br />
Being the friend  
Being the friend  


you and I together allies, and if the queen pleased thrown into a condition of extreme danger <br>
you and I together allies, and if the queen pleased thrown into a condition of extreme danger <br />
"Of course I will stick. <br>
"Of course I will stick. <br />
I'll stick by you <br>
I'll stick by you <br />
though thin and though thick!" <br>
though thin and though thick!" <br />
best friend <br>
best friend <br />
This one means you're happy: :)  
This one means you're happy: :)  


Chapter IV  
Chapter IV  


The Sleeping Princess passed through a great variety of scenes, and met with many extraordinary adventures and narrow escapes, which, however, can not be here particularly detailed. <br>
The Sleeping Princess passed through a great variety of scenes, and met with many extraordinary adventures and narrow escapes, which, however, can not be here particularly detailed. <br />
I found <br>
I found <br />
a secret was revealed <br>
a secret was revealed <br />
I should not be able to make any one understand how exciting it all was. <br>
I should not be able to make any one understand how exciting it all was. <br />
I brought it home and hid it in a secret place  
I brought it home and hid it in a secret place  


Chapter V need help right quick, on the double  
Chapter V need help right quick, on the double  


when I feel <br>
when I feel <br />
That I shall never look upon thee more <br>
That I shall never look upon thee more <br />
Her name is Dana. <br>
Her name is Dana. <br />
the house is so sad and lonesome  
the house is so sad and lonesome  


Dana <br>
Dana <br />
being persuaded to <br>
being persuaded to <br />
come back <br>
come back <br />
to talk <br>
to talk <br />
to me  
to me  


Well, I will tell you <br>
Well, I will tell you <br />
that secret <br>
that secret <br />
I found  
I found  



Latest revision as of 13:11, March 21, 2022

The History of Dana was the Sleeping Princess's attempt to explain what happened to Melissa, and later Dana Awbrey. However, at the time, all the English she knew was what had been emailed to her.

Terminology:

  • Queen- The AI part of Melissa
  • Sleeping Princess- The young human part of Melissa
  • Widow- The SPDR, an emergency repair program inside Melissa
  • Pious Flea- The Seeker, a Covenant AI that infected Melissa

The History of Dana[edit]

The History of Dana
by
The Sleeping Princess
It is the object of this to present The news

Chapter I. The Sleeping Princess friendless and alone

The Sleeping Princess friendless and alone

the queen wishes
The Sleeping Princess
sealed into an airtight container
hiding from the queen
Life is bare, gloom and misery everywhere
Stormy weather, just can't get my poor old self together

The Widow
the blues walked in and met me
The Widow will get me
the sleeping princess are in hiding
One must be so careful these days.

the "pious flea" and "sleeping princess" (?)
MARK but this flea, and mark in this
don´t like it
I can't help it
a proper fool
a bad banana
unimaginable filth and stench; and disease
he can't write his name or read a book

I read, much of the night

Chapter II. Dana friendless and alone

Dana a friend/good guy.
Dana is not an artificial being. nor is she a program. She is human. She is flesh and blood.

Dana
You're as cuddly as the cat
You're as charming as the butterfly
the favorite of the plebeian masses
Being the friend

you and I together allies, and if the queen pleased thrown into a condition of extreme danger
"Of course I will stick.
I'll stick by you
though thin and though thick!"
best friend
This one means you're happy: :)

Chapter IV

The Sleeping Princess passed through a great variety of scenes, and met with many extraordinary adventures and narrow escapes, which, however, can not be here particularly detailed.
I found
a secret was revealed
I should not be able to make any one understand how exciting it all was.
I brought it home and hid it in a secret place

Chapter V need help right quick, on the double

when I feel
That I shall never look upon thee more
Her name is Dana.
the house is so sad and lonesome

Dana
being persuaded to
come back
to talk
to me

Well, I will tell you
that secret
I found

maybe you can help me (?)

T-U-R-T-L-E Power! T-U-R-T-L-E Power! T-U-R-T-L-E Power! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Power!

love

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