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=="Heroes" | |||
{{TOCright}} | |||
==Everyone: "Heroes"== | |||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week11.wav Audio Compilation 23 mins 17sec] | [http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week11.wav Audio Compilation 23 mins 17sec] | ||
===Badges please=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Badges please | |||
|filename=ILB_Badges_please.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' I don't know about you guys, but I think we look great in these uniforms.<br /> | '''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' I don't know about you guys, but I think we look great in these uniforms.<br /> | ||
'''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' Mine's scratchy.<br /> | '''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' Mine's scratchy.<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' What are you? 50?<br /> | '''Jan:''' What are you? 50?<br /> | ||
===Firewall=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Firewall | |||
|filename=ILB_Firewall.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Guard:''' Watch that mouth, recruit.<br /> | '''Guard:''' Watch that mouth, recruit.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Let's everybody ease up. You're doing your job, we're doing ours.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Let's everybody ease up. You're doing your job, we're doing ours.<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Okay, everybody ready?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Okay, everybody ready?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' There's still time to go back to my plan.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' There's still time to go back to my plan.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' | '''Jan:''' ''[sigh]''<br /> | ||
(door slides open)<br /> | (door slides open)<br /> | ||
===Packet monkeys=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Packet monkeys | |||
|filename=ILB_Packet_monkeys.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Jan:''' So, do we need a specific one, or just any telecom shack?<br /> | '''Jan:''' So, do we need a specific one, or just any telecom shack?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey/Kamal:''' (over each other) Well it depends on--<br /> | '''Jersey/Kamal:''' (over each other) Well it depends on--<br /> | ||
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(switch: Kamal)<br /> | (switch: Kamal)<br /> | ||
===Encryption augment=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Encryption augment | |||
|filename=ILB_Encryption_augment.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Jersey:''' Headset, vice plates, alligator clips, optical converter. We've got to crosslink the chatter protocol to the darknet here, and...here.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Headset, vice plates, alligator clips, optical converter. We've got to crosslink the chatter protocol to the darknet here, and...here.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' We've gone over this.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' We've gone over this.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Jersey, just do it!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Jersey, just do it!<br /> | ||
===Roomy fast cold=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Roomy fast cold | |||
|filename=ILB_Roomy_fast_cold.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Jersey:''' Yeah yeah, opening port 42--<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Yeah yeah, opening port 42--<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Thank you boys, I'm in, mobile, and copying my primary data structure. (bing) Copy complete.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Thank you boys, I'm in, mobile, and copying my primary data structure. (bing) Copy complete.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Whoa! Good ears.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Whoa! Good ears.<br /> | ||
===Building 41=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Building 41 | |||
|filename=ILB_Building_forty_one.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' God, y'all are late! I nearly chickened out three times.<br /> | '''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' God, y'all are late! I nearly chickened out three times.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' So, this is it.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' So, this is it.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Jersey!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Jersey!<br /> | ||
===Treason=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Treason | |||
'''[[ | |filename=ILB_Treason.ogg | ||
}} | |||
'''[[Private]]:''' Excuse me, this entire building including the clean-room observation bay is strictly red badge and up--<br /> | |||
'''Rani:''' Security sweep! I'm going to have to ask you all to clear the building.<br /> | '''Rani:''' Security sweep! I'm going to have to ask you all to clear the building.<br /> | ||
'''Private:''' But the standing orders--<br /> | '''Private:''' But the standing orders--<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' Do you know what the penalty is for chewing pick-up sticks on duty, private?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Do you know what the penalty is for chewing pick-up sticks on duty, private?<br /> | ||
'''Private:''' Pick-up sticks? I never ch--<br /> | '''Private:''' Pick-up sticks? I never ch--<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' In the barracks, it's only a misdemeanor. But as soon as you walked through the front door of a level 5 security zone, it became treason! Did you know that private?!<br /> | '''Rani:''' In the barracks, it's only a misdemeanor. But as soon as you walked through the front door of a level 5 security zone, it became [[treason]]! Did you know that private?!<br /> | ||
'''Private:''' Treason?<br /> | '''Private:''' Treason?<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' They broadcast the injections for treason you know.<br /> | '''Rani:''' They broadcast the injections for treason you know.<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' Thank you. (into PA system) Security sweep! Please clear this wing immediately!<br /> | '''Rani:''' Thank you. (into PA system) Security sweep! Please clear this wing immediately!<br /> | ||
===Security sweep=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Security sweep | |||
|filename=ILB_Security_sweep.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Rani:''' Leave all work untouched in its current location. I repeat - this is a security sweep.<br /> | '''Rani:''' Leave all work untouched in its current location. I repeat - this is a security sweep.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Did Durga give you the Mamore thing?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Did Durga give you the Mamore thing?<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' You didn't see the stains on his teeth?<br /> | '''Rani:''' You didn't see the stains on his teeth?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I like this girl!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I like this girl!<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' (on intercom) Alright team, let's begin our inspection. | '''Rani:''' (on intercom) Alright team, let's begin our inspection. ''[sighs]'' Okay, we've got to work fast. These security drills usually only last a couple minutes.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Wait...<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Wait...<br /> | ||
(switch: Jersey)<br /> | (switch: Jersey)<br /> | ||
===Argon=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Argon | |||
|filename=ILB_Argon.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Jan:''' There's still like five guys down in the clean room.<br /> | '''Jan:''' There's still like five guys down in the clean room.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Cool, they look like big gold-plated bugs in those vacsuits!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Cool, they look like big gold-plated bugs in those vacsuits!<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' I'm afraid they couldn't hear Rani through the public intercom. Looks like the clean room is another black box.<br /> | '''Durga:''' I'm afraid they couldn't hear Rani through the public intercom. Looks like the clean room is another black box.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Let me guess, that's bad.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Let me guess, that's bad.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I was hoping to use instruments to manipulate the [[ | '''Durga:''' I was hoping to use instruments to manipulate the [[deep-space artifact|artifact]], but I can't get in there. Someone is going to have to turn it off by hand.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Well, is it complicated?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Well, is it complicated?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Not really. But the room is full of [[Argon|argon]].<br /> | '''Durga:''' Not really. But the room is full of [[Argon|argon]].<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Jersey has.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Jersey has.<br /> | ||
===A soldier now=== | |||
{{Listen|title=A soldier now | |||
|filename=ILB_A_soldier_now.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Kamal:''' You?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Yeah, my dad. There was an accident, and he got picked up after like ten hours in space. They sent his vacsuit home as a memento. I used to put it on and pretend I was a [[Orbital Drop Shock Trooper|Helljumper]] and stuff.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Yeah, my dad. There was an accident, and he got picked up after like ten hours in space. They sent his vacsuit home as a memento. I used to put it on and pretend I was a [[Orbital Drop Shock Trooper|Helljumper]] and stuff.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' Hey, hey. Remember all that stuff you said? About how a soldier's got to do his duty?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Hey, hey. Remember all that stuff you said? About how a soldier's got to do his duty?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' You aren't a soldier.<br /> | '''Durga:''' You aren't a soldier.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' [[Covenant]]'s coming, Durga. Everyone's a soldier now.<br /> | '''Rani:''' [[Covenant Empire|Covenant]]'s coming, Durga. Everyone's a soldier now.<br /> | ||
===The hero type=== | |||
{{Listen|title=The hero type | |||
|filename=ILB_The_hero_type.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Durga:''' Fine. There's a vacsuit locker right under this room with an airlock to the clean room.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Fine. There's a vacsuit locker right under this room with an airlock to the clean room.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Kamal, you come help me get the suit on. They're a bee-atch to do yourself. For all her superpowers, Durga can't even get the lid off a jar of pickles.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Kamal, you come help me get the suit on. They're a bee-atch to do yourself. For all her superpowers, Durga can't even get the lid off a jar of pickles.<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Maybe you are the hero type.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Maybe you are the hero type.<br /> | ||
===Suffocate=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Suffocate | |||
|filename=ILB_Suffocate.ogg | |||
}} | |||
(putting on the vacsuit)<br /> | (putting on the vacsuit)<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Ugh! Thank God for a sound-proof airlock between the clean room and the vacsuit locker.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Ugh! Thank God for a sound-proof airlock between the clean room and the vacsuit locker.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' Okay, Kamal, screw that helmet on tight. I know I'm a hero and all, but even heroes can't get babes when they're dead.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Okay, Kamal, screw that helmet on tight. I know I'm a hero and all, but even heroes can't get babes when they're dead.<br /> | ||
===Lockdown lab=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Lockdown lab | |||
|filename=ILB_Lockdown_lab.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Jan:''' (pacing) God, I hate being stuck up here on the observation bay. What's taking them so long?<br /> | '''Jan:''' (pacing) God, I hate being stuck up here on the observation bay. What's taking them so long?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' He's putting on his vacsuit.<br /> | '''Durga:''' He's putting on his vacsuit.<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' No!<br /> | '''Rani:''' No!<br /> | ||
===Homing signal=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Homing signal | |||
|filename=ILB_Homing_signal.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Durga:''' Oh, great. Telling Jersey now.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Oh, great. Telling Jersey now.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' We're not sure what we're supposed to do to the artifact? What if we guess wrong?<br /> | '''Jan:''' We're not sure what we're supposed to do to the artifact? What if we guess wrong?<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' For now.<br /> | '''Durga:''' For now.<br /> | ||
===Acceptable casualties=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Acceptable casualties | |||
|filename=ILB_Acceptable_casualties.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Kamal:''' (muffled, on other side of door) Okay, you're in the airlock my friend.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' (muffled, on other side of door) Okay, you're in the airlock my friend.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' I love airlocks. Who doesn't love airlocks?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' I love airlocks. Who doesn't love airlocks?<br /> | ||
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(airlock opens)<br /> | (airlock opens)<br /> | ||
===Airlock=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Airlock | |||
|filename=ILB_Airlock.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Jan:''' Jersey's in. So far, so good. Just another gold headed worker dude.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Jersey's in. So far, so good. Just another gold headed worker dude.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' If they try to hurt him--<br /> | '''Durga:''' If they try to hurt him--<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' And I take care of my people.<br /> | '''Durga:''' And I take care of my people.<br /> | ||
===Top hats or dice?=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Top hats or dice? | |||
|filename=ILB_Top_hats_or_dice.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Kamal:''' (fiddles with dice) Top hat. (dice) Top hat. You call it Durga, top hats or dice?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' (fiddles with dice) Top hat. (dice) Top hat. You call it Durga, top hats or dice?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Kamal...<br /> | '''Durga:''' Kamal...<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' You really are [[Yasmine Zaman|Yasmine]], you... brat.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You really are [[Yasmine Zaman|Yasmine]], you... brat.<br /> | ||
===Grenade=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Grenade | |||
|filename=ILB_Grenade.ogg | |||
}} | |||
(trying to open door from outside)<br /> | (trying to open door from outside)<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' (shouts) I think it's jammed! (to herself) Make confused face Rani, dither around...<br /> | '''Rani:''' (shouts) I think it's jammed! (to herself) Make confused face Rani, dither around...<br /> | ||
'''Outside:''' (commotion, trying to get in) This building is strictly red badge and up!<br /> | '''Outside:''' (commotion, trying to get in) This building is strictly red badge and up!<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' What's that?! I'm sorry, I only have a green badge! The door says I'm not cleared to open it!<br /> | '''Rani:''' What's that?! I'm sorry, I only have a green badge! The door says I'm not cleared to open it!<br /> | ||
'''Outside:''' (muffled) | '''Outside:''' (muffled) Jesus! This is fucking ridiculous! Fuck! Let's move to grenades! (?)<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Eh, Durga? Did I just hear the word 'grenade'?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Eh, Durga? Did I just hear the word 'grenade'?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' They're...discussing options.<br /> | '''Durga:''' They're...discussing options.<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' Durga??<br /> | '''Rani:''' Durga??<br /> | ||
===Crashing planes=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Crashing planes | |||
|filename=ILB_Crashing_planes.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Durga:''' Jersey!<br /> | '''Durga:''' Jersey!<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I see it!<br /> | '''Jan:''' I see it!<br /> | ||
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(runs down stairs)<br /> | (runs down stairs)<br /> | ||
===She took a bullet=== | |||
{{Listen|title=She took a bullet | |||
|filename=ILB_She_took_a_bullet.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Durga:''' Kamal, get away from the door.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Kamal, get away from the door.<br /> | ||
(door opens)<br /> | (door opens)<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Jersey's alright, it's Jan... she took a bullet!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Jersey's alright, it's Jan... she took a bullet!<br /> | ||
===Blood=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Blood | |||
|filename=ILB_Blood.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Rani:''' Maybe you can slide a badge under the door! (slams continue) Durga, what's happening?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Maybe you can slide a badge under the door! (slams continue) Durga, what's happening?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' The techs jumped Jersey, Jan ran down to help. She took them out, but she took a bullet doing it.<br /> | '''Durga:''' The techs jumped Jersey, Jan ran down to help. She took them out, but she took a bullet doing it.<br /> | ||
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(switch: Kamal)<br /> | (switch: Kamal)<br /> | ||
===Stay with me=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Stay with me | |||
|filename=ILB_Stay_with_me.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Kamal:''' That's the last! Durga, cycle the airlock!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' That's the last! Durga, cycle the airlock!<br /> | ||
(airlock closes)<br /> | (airlock closes)<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Collapsed lung. <br /> | '''Kamal:''' Collapsed lung. <br /> | ||
===Quit smoking=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Quit smoking | |||
|filename=ILB_Quit_smoking.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Kamal:''' Okay, now turn... gently. The bullet entered just below your clavicle... broke your 5th rib on its way out.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Okay, now turn... gently. The bullet entered just below your clavicle... broke your 5th rib on its way out.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Does... that mean, I have to quit smoking? (small chuckle)<br /> | '''Jan:''' Does... that mean, I have to quit smoking? (small chuckle)<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Back... feels shocky.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Back... feels shocky.<br /> | ||
===Shocky=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Shocky | |||
|filename=ILB_Shocky.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Kamal:''' Okay, listen... I've got splint tape. I can't set that rib properly, but I can give it a little support so it doesn't hurt as much.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Okay, listen... I've got splint tape. I can't set that rib properly, but I can give it a little support so it doesn't hurt as much.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I'm hurting pretty good.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I'm hurting pretty good.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Durga, look! Jersey's back!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Durga, look! Jersey's back!<br /> | ||
===Module core hemorrhage=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Module core hemorrhage | |||
|filename=ILB_Module_core_hemorrhage.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Durga:''' Jersey!!!!<br /> | '''Durga:''' Jersey!!!!<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Woohoo! Yeah-hah! I did it! We aren't all dead!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Woohoo! Yeah-hah! I did it! We aren't all dead!<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Stay with me! Come on!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Stay with me! Come on!<br /> | ||
===Wide awake and physical=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Wide awake and physical | |||
|filename=ILB_Wide_awake_and_physical.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Rani:''' Durga! What the hell is going on?!<br /> | '''Rani:''' Durga! What the hell is going on?!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' THIS MEDIUM IS WIDE AWAKE AND PHYSICAL. MAKE YOUR DECISIONS ACCORDINGLY. BEES!!!<br /> | '''Durga:''' THIS MEDIUM IS WIDE AWAKE AND PHYSICAL. MAKE YOUR DECISIONS ACCORDINGLY. BEES!!!<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' I'm drowning... I'm drowning...I'm so sad... I'm so scared!<br /> | '''Durga:''' I'm drowning... I'm drowning...I'm so sad... I'm so scared!<br /> | ||
===Foaming with spiders=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Foaming with spiders | |||
|filename=ILB_Foaming_with_spiders.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Durga:''' I'm playing on the beach. Very young... making a castle out of sand... It's way better than my brother's. There's a boy on the beach next to me. But, a wave comes up foaming with spiders and takes away his face.<br /> | '''Durga:''' I'm playing on the beach. Very young... making a castle out of sand... It's way better than my brother's. There's a boy on the beach next to me. But, a wave comes up foaming with spiders and takes away his face.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Shh... Yasmine... it's me Yasmine... it's your brother... Kamal.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Shh... Yasmine... it's me Yasmine... it's your brother... Kamal.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' There are people who love me. I will not be forgotten. I will not be forgotten... I will not be forgotten... Kamal?! Kamal...?<br /> | '''Durga:''' There are people who love me. I will not be forgotten. I will not be forgotten... I will not be forgotten... Kamal?! Kamal...?<br /> | ||
===Spaghetti=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Spaghetti | |||
|filename=ILB_Spaghetti.ogg}} | |||
'''Officer:''' What's your name?<br /> | '''Officer:''' What's your name?<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Sobek, sir. Rani | '''Rani:''' Sobek, sir. Rani Sobeck. Analyst 3, I work in Ms. [[Lawson]]'s department. Please don't shoot me.<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' Well Miss | '''Officer:''' Well Miss Sobeck, would you mind telling me what you're doing in a level five security zone? Lieutenant - take your men and make a quick sweep of the clean room.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' No! Sir...<br /> | '''Rani:''' No! Sir...<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' What the...<br /> | '''Officer:''' What the...<br /> | ||
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'''Officer:''' Lieutenant, send in the bomb squad.<br /> | '''Officer:''' Lieutenant, send in the bomb squad.<br /> | ||
===Zero motor function=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Zero motor function | |||
|filename=ILB_Zero_motor_function.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Jan:''' We've got to get out!<br /> | '''Jan:''' We've got to get out!<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Yeah, no kidding!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah, no kidding!<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' I'm not accessing your data! Yasmine!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I'm not accessing your data! Yasmine!<br /> | ||
===Bug out=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Bug out | |||
|filename=ILB_Bug_out.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Jersey:''' What the hell have you done to Durga?!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' What the hell have you done to Durga?!<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Look, bug out now! Or we'll be talking together later... a lot - in a cell...<br /> | '''Jan:''' Look, bug out now! Or we'll be talking together later... a lot - in a cell...<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Try it, and I will take the gun off of one of these techs and shoot you like a dog!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Try it, and I will take the gun off of one of these techs and shoot you like a dog!<br /> | ||
===Access violation=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Access violation | |||
|filename=ILB_Access_violation.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Jan:''' Oh crap. Okay... change mission in mid-stride... just like, every other general...<br /> | '''Jan:''' Oh crap. Okay... change mission in mid-stride... just like, every other general...<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Okay, okay, we'll do it your way.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Okay, okay, we'll do it your way.<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' I'll find Rani.<br /> | '''Durga:''' I'll find Rani.<br /> | ||
===Make your decisions=== | |||
{{Listen|title=Make your decisions | |||
|filename=ILB_Make_your_decisions.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Officer:''' How long can it take for the damned bomb squad to get here!?<br /> | '''Officer:''' How long can it take for the damned bomb squad to get here!?<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' There are no mines, or bombs, sir!<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' There are no mines, or bombs, sir!<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' (whispers) If I brought the Covenant down on us, I'll deserve it.<br /> | '''Rani:''' (whispers) If I brought the Covenant down on us, I'll deserve it.<br /> | ||
===With a tank=== | |||
{{Listen|title=With a tank | |||
|filename=ILB_With_a_tank.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Durga:''' They've got Rani.<br /> | '''Durga:''' They've got Rani.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Damn it.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Damn it.<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' I hope this time works out better.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I hope this time works out better.<br /> | ||
===My crew=== | |||
{{Listen|title=My crew | |||
|filename=ILB_My_crew.ogg | |||
}} | |||
'''Jersey:''' [[M808B Main Battle Tank|Scorpions]] rock! When I get drafted, I want tank duty!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' [[M808B Main Battle Tank|Scorpions]] rock! When I get drafted, I want tank duty!<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I want to stop being a medic, and send people to hospitals where they belong.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I want to stop being a medic, and send people to hospitals where they belong.<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' Not if I can help it.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Not if I can help it.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' Do you think [[Standish]] will get ahold of her?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Do you think [[Standish]] will get ahold of her?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Standish? Oh no, I'm not worried about Standish.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Standish? Oh no, I'm not worried about Standish.<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Well, the world's still here.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Well, the world's still here.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' For now.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' For now.<br /> | ||
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