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{{Quote|I just rediscovered Infinity today while taking some screenshots. I played on it before but I hardly noticed the awesomeness, and today I was like, "Woah, this is an awesome map!|[[User:Naja Arboque|Naja Arboque]]}} | {{Quote|I just rediscovered Infinity today while taking some screenshots. I played on it before but I hardly noticed the awesomeness, and today I was like, "Woah, this is an awesome map!|[[User:Naja Arboque|Naja Arboque]]}} | ||
{{Quote|What is the point of the thing that, if it is a thing that exists, non-existently never wrongs unless used correctly wrong? Everything and nothing. There is nothing that is everything and nothing is everything, but in an alternate universe, could nothing be something? Anything? A thing? A DONUT!?|[[User:Darthmasterchief|Darthmasterchief]]}} | {{Quote|What is the point of the thing that, if it is a thing that exists, non-existently never wrongs unless used correctly wrong? Everything and nothing. There is nothing that is everything and nothing is everything, but in an alternate universe, could nothing be something? Anything? A thing? A DONUT!?|[[User:Darthmasterchief|Darthmasterchief]]}} | ||
{{Quote|You just have to face the fact that people sometimes won't believe you without proof|[[User:Cayman192|Cayman192]]}} | {{Quote|You just have to face the fact that people sometimes won't believe you without proof|[[User:Cayman192|Cayman192]]}} | ||
{{Quote|Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else|Autel Vadam}} | {{Quote|Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else|Autel Vadam}} | ||
{{Quote|<tt>The administrator who locked it offered this explanation: The database has been automatically locked while the slave database servers catch up to the master</tt>|[[User:Wikia|Wikia]] at its best...}} | {{Quote|<tt>The administrator who locked it offered this explanation: The database has been automatically locked while the slave database servers catch up to the master</tt>|[[User:Wikia|Wikia]] at its best...}} | ||
{{Quote|Recently, some screenshots were leaked. Bungie is not happy.|[[Special:Contributions/65.41.139.169|65.41.139.169]]}} | {{Quote|Recently, some screenshots were leaked. Bungie is not happy.|[[Special:Contributions/65.41.139.169|65.41.139.169]]}} | ||
{{Quote|Whichever idiot wrote the Halo Encyclopaedia stole the M809 and renamed it the M808B2 Sun Devil. What a knave.|[[user:Ajax_013|Ajax 013]] when comparing [[M808B_Main_Battle_Tank#Variants|the variants of the Scorpion tank]] and his [[halofanon:M809A_Deathstalker_Self_Propelled_Anti_Aircraft_Gun|M809 tank]].}} | |||
{{Quote|Whichever idiot wrote the Halo Encyclopaedia stole the M809 and renamed it the M808B2 Sun Devil. What a knave.|[[user:Ajax_013|Ajax 013]] when comparing [[M808B_Main_Battle_Tank#Variants|the variants of the Scorpion tank]] and his [[ | {{Quote|I thought it was cool, even if the Forerunners looked like power rangers.|Doole commenting on the appearance of the Forerunners<ref>[http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=40181369&postRepeater1-p=2 '''Bungie Universe''': ''Subject: Origins, did it fail?'']</ref>}} | ||
{{Quote|multi=yes|GGear0323|Cpryd001|q1=umm, is there some reason that one Brute decided to shoot at the wall instead of the 3 Spartans running straight at him.|q2=Because Brutes were trained at The Imperial stormtrooper school of marksmanship|GGear0323 and Cpryd001 on the release of Halo: Legends<ref name="kotaku">[http://kotaku.com/5443559/halo-meets-appleseed-meets-cowboy-bebop '''Kotaku''': Halo meets Appleseed meets Cowboy Bebop]</ref>}} | |||
{{ | {{Quote|<Maslab> If you watch Halo backwards it's a story about how humans are on the brink of extinction when a gentile race of aliens come and create more humans with their love rays.|[[user:Maslab|Maslab]]}} | ||
{{Quote|When I joined Halopedia, we didn't have any fancy schmancy two variants in one single page, we had two pages! Two pages, and a disambiguation! And we deleted that disambiguation!|[[User:Spartan331|Spartan331]]}} | |||
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{{Quote| | {{Quote|multi=yes|Sketch|Urk|q1=Dammit, I really like this screenshot and it’s the only passable first person asset we have right now, but it’s got all this extra UI text in it that’s not in campaign.|q2=Just pixelate it. Everybody will think we’re hiding super top secret stuff.|Sketch and Urk about the pixelated material during the development of Halo: Reach beta}} | ||
{{ | {{Quote|multi=yes|Flotilla|Smoke.|q1=Don't you ever sleep Smoke?|q2=I've had insomnia the past couple of weeks or so.|[[User:Flotilla|Flotilla]] and [[User:Smoke.|Smoke.]]}} | ||
{{Quote| | {{Quote|If all else fails, Ask Subs.|2=[http://halofanon.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk%3ASpecops306&diff=361772&oldid=361713 Tuckerscreator]}} | ||
{{Quote|I was in GameStop a couple days ago, picked it up and looked at the back of a box and some guy thought I was a dude|[[User:ChurchReborn|Justine]]}} | |||
{{Quote| | {{Quote|[[halofanon:Tonyverse|Tonyverse]]: FUCK SCIENCE!|[[user:CommanderTony|CommanderTony]]'s Halo Universe.}} | ||
{{Quote|<Spamhammer> If you're sweating from a videogame, you need to get out more...|[[User:Spamhammer|Spamhammer]]}} | |||
{{Quote|I | {{Quote|<i><HBad> I love the level of organization at wikia<br> | ||
{{ | :<HBad> Each wiki is like a mini-dictatorship and then the top is like an oligarchy</i>|[[User:H*bad|H*bad]]}} | ||
{{Quote|<CommanderTony> Then NOVA the shit out of everything. Not my universe, not my problem ;).|[[User:CommanderTony|CommanderTony]]}} | |||
{{Quote| | {{Quote|A thought experiment emphasizes this point. Imagine you are in a fight to the death: If your opponent loses, will the sun rise tomorrow? Almost all people would say yes, but if you lose, will the sun rise tomorrow? Yes. Not for you but for everyone else|[[User:ODST Joshie|ODST Joshie]]}} | ||
{{Quote|<CommanderTony> And yes, it's official, I love asians.|[[user:CommanderTony|CommanderTony]]}} | |||
{{Quote| | {{Quote|<Ghost_sangheili> I will bitch with civility ^_^|[[User:Ghost_sangheili|Ghost_Sangheili]] arguing on the canonicity of [[Halo Legends]].}} | ||
{{Quote|<Ghost_sangheili> Halo-Fanon follows canon better than the publishers do XD|[[User:Ghost_sangheili|Ghost_Sangheili]], again, arguing on the canonicity of [[Halo Legends]].}} | |||
{{Quote|<[AR]> Principle of Evil Marksmanship: No Matter How Elite You Are, Your Accuracy Is Reduced To That of a Mentally Retarded, Lazy-Eyed Bum When You're Fighting "Good Guys"|[[User:117649AnnihilativeRepentance|117649AnnihilativeRepentance]]}} | |||
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{{ | {{Quote|<i>Halo 3 - Finish the Fight | ||
::Halo 4 - Restart the Fight | |||
:::Halo 5 - Fight some more | |||
::::Halo 6 - Finish the fight again</i>|An accurate description of the new trilogy<ref>[https://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=71946568&postRepeater1-p=2#72042108 '''Bungie Universe''': ''Subject: Did Bungie mean to end the Halo series with Halo 3?'']</ref>}} | |||
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===Hamburger Technology=== | ===Hamburger Technology=== | ||
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== | ===<span class="plainlinks">[https://www.halopedia.org/index.php?title=Cortana&diff=prev&oldid=43507 A year later...]</span>=== | ||
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===<span class="plainlinks">[https://www.halopedia.org/index.php?title=Template%3AFeaturelist&type=revision&diff=1204846&oldid=1090385 Jugus' second worst idea]</span> (approx. three years after)=== | |||
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(I juggled the idea of dedicated NPC/AI sections back and forth a lot but I believe this is the best solution.) | |||
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(This dual format is the second worst idea I've ever had (luckily it's not being used much). Better solution incoming, soon™) | |||
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==IRC== | ==IRC== | ||
===Six Kills!!=== | ===Six Kills!!=== | ||
|<-- ChristineV has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))<br> | |<-- ChristineV has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))<br> | ||
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<SPARTAN-984> Crap, I just facepalmed in front of an admin. On top of that, that was the first thing she saw<br> | <SPARTAN-984> Crap, I just facepalmed in front of an admin. On top of that, that was the first thing she saw<br> | ||
<nowiki>*</nowiki> SPARTAN-984 proceeds to facepalm again<br> | <nowiki>*</nowiki> SPARTAN-984 proceeds to facepalm again<br> | ||
===Mode +b=== | ===Mode +b=== | ||
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<SPARTAN-G024> The world would be a better place if Solipsism was real<br> | <SPARTAN-G024> The world would be a better place if Solipsism was real<br> | ||
<AlphaFour> Ummmmmm, there would be no world, well besides in my mind, because you would not really exist : P<br> | <AlphaFour> Ummmmmm, there would be no world, well besides in my mind, because you would not really exist : P<br> | ||
===Oh god no!=== | ===Oh god no!=== | ||
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<ElectricSquid> lol<br> | <ElectricSquid> lol<br> | ||
<ElectricSquid> I could use some Subway right now...<br> | <ElectricSquid> I could use some Subway right now...<br> | ||
=== #halo-fanon discussion - What constitutes a Hero === | === #halo-fanon discussion - What constitutes a Hero === | ||
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===Ajax's "Unique" Character=== | ===Ajax's "Unique" Character=== | ||
<Ajax_013> DREAD SCYTHE!<br> | <Ajax_013> DREAD SCYTHE!<br> | ||
* Ajax_013 wuvs his new weapon design ^.^<br> | * Ajax_013 wuvs his new weapon design ^.^<br> | ||
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<SPARTAN-984> JWR: Look at Ajax's picture<br> | <SPARTAN-984> JWR: Look at Ajax's picture<br> | ||
<SPARTAN-984> We're talking about boobies<br> | <SPARTAN-984> We're talking about boobies<br> | ||
===Quoting AR Quoting CT=== | ===Quoting AR Quoting CT=== | ||
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===Before Quitting=== | ===Before Quitting=== | ||
<Ajax_013> i swear i'll give you herpes<br> | <Ajax_013> i swear i'll give you herpes<br> | ||
<Ajax_013> and not the fun kind<br> | <Ajax_013> and not the fun kind<br> | ||
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<nowiki><S-118|TV></nowiki> lawl<br> | <nowiki><S-118|TV></nowiki> lawl<br> | ||
<nowiki><S-118|TV></nowiki> xD | <nowiki><S-118|TV></nowiki> xD | ||
===Tonyverse and Science=== | ===Tonyverse and Science=== | ||
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<SPARTAN-091> WHAT<br> | <SPARTAN-091> WHAT<br> | ||
<SPARTAN-091> FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-<br> | <SPARTAN-091> FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-<br> | ||
===Why unilinky is important=== | ===Why unilinky is important=== | ||
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=== Emotional AR === | === Emotional AR === | ||
* [[ | * [[halofanon:User:117649AnnihilativeRepentance|<nowiki>|AR|</nowiki>]] is curiously furious at your spurious remarks.<br /> | ||
<|AR|> Nah... I'm not.<br /> | <|AR|> Nah... I'm not.<br /> | ||
<[[ | <[[halofanon:User:SPARTAN-118|<nowiki>[Leo]</nowiki>]]> how odd<br /> | ||
<[Leo]> The ''/real/'' AR has no emotions<br /> | <[Leo]> The ''/real/'' AR has no emotions<br /> | ||
<Superintendent> :P<br /> | <Superintendent> :P<br /> | ||
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<The_Didact> So Tom Cruise is actually The_Didact?<br /> | <The_Didact> So Tom Cruise is actually The_Didact?<br /> | ||
<The_Didact> ...fuck. | <The_Didact> ...fuck. | ||
=== So, North Korea... === | |||
<LOMI> welcome AR<br /> | |||
<Forever_Autumn> Hai AR<br /> | |||
<|AR|> Well, I'm still acclimating to the new unit.<br /> | |||
<|AR|> So to speak.<br /> | |||
<LOMI> transfer?<br /> | |||
<|AR|> LOMI - From the unit I served with in Iraq (3 Armoured Brigade) to the Capital Mechanised Division.<br /> | |||
<LOMI> You were in a Iraq? Missed the memo<br /> | |||
<|AR|> Suppose I could be honoured, considering it's the best Mechanised Infantry formation in the country, but I don't know these people quite yet.<br /> | |||
<|AR|> LOMI - I thought it was common knowledge.<br /> | |||
<LOMI> No, I knew military, and I knew North Korea, that was as far as I ever heard. well, maybe armored unit, but that's it<br /> | |||
<|AR|> I volunteered with my formation to serve several tours with the Zaytun taskforce in Arbil.<br /> | |||
<|AR|> Infantry attached to the engineer/medical units for security and aid to the coalition.<br /> | |||
<|AR|> LOMI - Wait... I was never in the DPRK :|<br /> | |||
<Subtank> LOMI has been away from the irk. :P<br /> | |||
<Subtank> for a long long long time.<br /> | |||
* LOMI has much to catch up on<br /> | |||
<LOMI> :P<br /> | |||
<|AR|> LOMI - This all happened years ago.<br /> | |||
<|AR|> We withdrew from Iraq the next year.<br /> | |||
<LOMI> so, is it you're from NK not you went there?<br /> | |||
<|AR|> ...<br /> | |||
<Subtank> XD | |||
=== 4x stronger!!!! === | |||
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=-= Mode #halo-fanon +o Nicmavr by ChanServ<br /> | |||
=-= Mode #halo-fanon +o Nicmavr by ChanServ<br /> | |||
=-= Mode #halo-fanon +o Nicmavr by ChanServ<br /> | |||
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<Nicmavr> O_O<br /> | |||
=-= Mode #halo-fanon -o Nicmavr by ChanServ<br /> | |||
<LOMI> Wait... how did you have 4x ops?<br /> | |||
<Nicmavr> Because I'm 4x stronger than you B)<br /> | |||
<LOMI> XD | |||
=== History is hot === | |||
<|AR|> Serin_Osman ; Prussia didn't exist.<br /> | |||
<Serin_Osman> It was a myth, right?<br /> | |||
<|AR|> At the time*<br /> | |||
<Serin_Osman> XD<br /> | |||
<|AR|> All European nations more or less were founded by the barbarian tribes that conquered Rome.<br /> | |||
<Serin_Osman> Fuck this is hot...<br /> | |||
<|AR|> Err... history apparently arouses Tony now.<br /> | |||
<Serin_Osman> fuck you<br /> | |||
<Athena32> XD<br /> | |||
<IIIIIII> XD | |||
=== Irony's a bitch === | |||
<Choi_Yun-jung> hello<br /> | |||
<LaRageMaudit> Bonsois.<br /> | |||
<IIIIIII> Bonsoir*<br /> | |||
<Choi_Yun-jung> Her Majesty would frown upon us.<br /> | |||
<LaRageMaudit> Thank you. I was about to correct myslef.<br /> | |||
<LaRageMaudit> *myself<br /> | |||
<IIIIIII> :P<br /> | |||
<LaRageMaudit> Irony's a bitch | |||
==Sources== | ==Sources== | ||
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