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[[File:H4 - Warrior-Servants 2.jpg|thumb|250px|Forerunners wearing combat skins.]]
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'''Combat skins''', also known as '''fighting suits''' or '''battle armor''', were a type of [[Forerunner personal armor|body armor]] used by [[Forerunner]] combat personnel. The Forerunners had a classification system for combat skins, running from Class 1 to Class 18, and possibly above. According to [[343 Guilty Spark]], the [[human]] [[MJOLNIR Powered Assault Armor/Mark V|MJOLNIR Mark V]] is ranked on this scale as equal to a Class 2.<ref>'''[[Halo: The Flood]]''', ''page 240''</ref><ref>'''[[Halo: Combat Evolved]]''', campaign level, ''[[The Library]]''</ref>
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
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    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.


==Overview==
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Combat skins ranged in shape and design from suits that mostly followed the wearer's figure in the manner of traditional battle armor,<ref>'''Halo 4''', ''[[Terminal/Halo 4|Terminals]]''</ref> to much bulkier and more powerful variations that, while roughly humanoid in shape, were closer to vehicles than suits of armor.<ref>'''Halo: Cryptum''', ''page 66''</ref> The [[war sphinx]], a medium-sized fighting suit, was ten meters in height, capable of space flight, and equipped with weaponry powerful enough to destroy cities.<ref>'''Halo: Cryptum''', ''page 95''</ref> The war sphinx's newer counterpart, the [[Seeker (armor)|seeker]], was yet more advanced.<ref>'''Halo: Cryptum''', ''page 195''</ref> A combat skin could be laid directly over a Forerunner's [[Forerunner personal armor|personal armor]], worn on everyday occasions; Forerunner warships stored such "combat wraps" in condensed form, allowing fighters to convert their armor into a heavier combat skin should the need arise.<ref>'''Halo: Cryptum''', ''page 126''</ref>
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    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.  


One notable feature of combat skin was its ability to attune itself to best counter different forms of attack. For example, after optimizing to the Forerunner infantry weapons wielded by [[Blue Team]], [[Ur-Didact]] was capable of ignoring numerous direct hits from the Spartans' weapons.<ref name="esc10">'''[[Halo: Escalation]]''', ''[[Halo: Escalation Issue 10|Issue 10]]''</ref> Previously, automatic fire from all four members of Blue Team firing their [[MA5D assault rifle]]s at once had no effect on the Didact, demonstrating the resiliency of a high-level combat skin.<ref name="esc9">'''Halo: Escalation''', ''[[Halo: Escalation Issue 9|Issue 9]]''</ref> Warrior combat skin was also equipped with several offensive and defensive systems, including the ability to generate and manipulate various forms of [[constraint field]]s at will.<ref>'''Halo: Cryptum''', ''page 303-305''</ref><ref>'''Halo 4''', campaign level ''[[Midnight]]''</ref> The Didact's armor also possessed a number of energy attacks,<ref name="esc10"/> including a directed energy blast and a powerful shockwave capable of stunning nearby enemies.<ref name="esc9"/>
    All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.  


Combat skins were typically worn by [[Warrior-Servant]]s, the [[rate]] tasked with warfare, but could be used by the dedicated military or security forces of the other the rates as well, such as [[Builder Security]], the security force of the [[Builder]] rate. After the [[Flood]] threat intensified to critical levels, even [[civilian]]s were forced to wear combat skins in high-risk areas.<ref name="terminals">'''[[Halo 3]]''', ''[[Terminal/Halo 3|Terminals]]''</ref>
    All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.  


===Classification system===
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[[File:H4 - Warrior-Servants.jpg|thumb|250px|A team of Promethean [[Warrior-Servant]]s in battle, wearing combat skins typical of their rate.]]
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Combat skin was comparable to, but far more advanced than, the UNSC [[MJOLNIR Powered Assault Armor]]. It is first mentioned by 343 Guilty Spark as he is leading [[John-117]] through [[Installation 04]]'s [[Library]], wondering why he had brought "such ineffective weapons" to combat the [[Flood]]. He notes that the MJOLNIR is ill-suited to combating the Flood, and recommends that he upgrade to a Class 12 combat skin from the MJOLNIR, which is ranked on the Forerunner classification system as a Class 2. On the other hand, Guilty Spark also notes that the MJOLNIR will serve John well when the Flood begins converting Halo's atmosphere, commenting that he is a "good planner".<ref>'''[[Halo: Combat Evolved]]''', campaign level, ''[[The Library]]''</ref> Upon learning that there was a powered armor system six times more powerful than the MJOLNIR, John expressed enthusiasm at the opportunity to wear one.<ref>'''[[Halo: The Flood]]''', ''page 240''</ref>
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.


The Terminals on [[Installation 00]] indicate that other combat skin classifications existed, ranging from 1 to 4, and that there were other suits of a similar nature, such as the battle harness, with its own classification ranging from 1 to 6, and the [[platform interface skin]]. Eventually, all [[civilian]] personnel were required to wear at least a Class 8 combat skin unless in core areas, and all military personnel were required to wear at least a Class 12 combat skin.<ref name="terminals"/>
    All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.  


During the [[Battle of Installation 00]], Guilty Spark can be heard lamenting that John did not upgrade his combat skin. The fact that the [[MJOLNIR Powered Assault Armor/Mark VI|Mark VI]] is more advanced than the [[MJOLNIR Powered Assault Armor/Mark V|Mark V]] that Guilty Spark had previously encountered and is still classed as a Class 2 may indicate that the upgrades were considered so marginal from a Forerunner standpoint that the MJOLNIR suit was still inferior to a Class 3 combat skin.<ref>'''[[Halo 3]]''', campaign level, [[The Ark (level)|The Ark]]</ref>
    All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.


==Trivia==
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''[[Origins]]'' depicts Forerunners using combat skins that seemingly lack energy shields, leaving their wearers extremely vulnerable to Flood infection. It is likely that, rather than representing the peak of the technology, it is indicative that the Forerunners were woefully unprepared for the Flood onslaught, and were initially slow to adapt their equipment and technology to fighting a purely biological foe. In a fictional context, the film is compiled by the semi-rampant [[Cortana]] from a limited number of sources, explaining any apparent inaccuracies.<ref>'''[[Halo Legends]]''', ''[[Origins]]''</ref>
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    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.


==Gallery==
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<gallery>
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File:Combat_skin.jpg|Cortana's visual interpretation of a combat skin.
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File:Forerunnerfloodwar.jpg|A group of Forerunners in combat skins engaging the Flood, as envisioned by Cortana.
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File:Forerunnerhelmet.jpg|A combat skin helmet, as envisioned by Cortana.
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File:Forerunner - Combat Suit.png|Concept art of a Forerunner combat skin.
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File:H4 - Warrior-Servant.jpg|A [[Promethean]] wearing a combat skin.
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File:Halo 4 Promethean Concept art.jpg|Concept art of a Promethean's armor.
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File:Halo 4 Promethean Concept Art 2.jpg|Multiple concepts of a Promethean's armor.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
</gallery>
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.


==List of appearances==
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*''[[Halo: Combat Evolved]]'' {{Fm}}
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*''[[Halo: The Flood]]'' {{Mo}}
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*''[[Halo 3]]'' {{Mo}}
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*''[[Halo Legends]]''
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**''[[Origins]]''
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*''[[Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary]]'' {{Mo}}
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**''[[Terminal/Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary|Terminals]]''
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*''[[Halo 4]]''
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**''[[Terminal/Halo 4|Terminals]]''
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*''[[Halo: Escalation]]''
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*''[[Halo: Last Light]]'' {{Mo}}
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*''[[Halo 5: Guardians]]'' {{Mo}}
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.


==Sources==
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<references/>
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    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.


{{Armor}}
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    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.


{{Forerunner|technology}}
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[[Category:Forerunner technology]]
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[[Category:Protective clothing]]
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    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.

Revision as of 16:09, April 9, 2017

   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious.