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Throughout the Halo trilogy, the [[UNSC]] have numerous quotable lines. Some of these lines can be heard under any circumstance, while others are only said in special cases depending on the difficulty setting and when certain events occur.


==[[Halo: Combat Evolved]]==
==[[Halo: Combat Evolved]]==
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*"Oh, God! I recognize that one! That was Bob!" - [[Chips Dubbo]] upon killing a [[Human Combat Form]].
*"Oh, God! I recognize that one! That was Bob!" -[[Chips Dubbo]] upon killing a [[Human Combat Form]].
*"One down, a billion to go." - After killing an [[Elite Major]].
*"One down, a billion to go." -After killing an [[Elite Major]].
*"Boo-yah!" - [[Warthog]] gunner or passenger after jumping off a hill, ramp, etc.
*"Boo-yah!" -[[Warthog]] gunner or passenger after jumping of a hill, ramp, etc.
*"Woo-hoo!" - [[Warthog]] gunner or passenger after jumping off a hill, ramp, etc.
*"Woo-hoo!" -[[Warthog]] gunner or passenger after jumping of a hill, ramp, etc.
*"Airborne!" - [[Warthog]] gunner or passenger after jumping off a hill, ramp, etc.
*"Do you know how to drive?" -[[Warthog]] gunner or passenger after jumping off a hill an fail to land on four wheels.
*"Do you know how to drive?" - [[Warthog]] gunner or passenger after jumping off a hill and failing to land on four wheels.
*"Ay?! Where'd you get your license?" -Said when spinning/crashing/flying of a cliff in the [[Warthog]].  
*"Ay?! Where'd you get your license?" - Said when spinning/crashing/flying off a cliff in the [[Warthog]].  
*"Uh, that thing on the left is the brake..." -When the [[ Master Chief]] is driving the [[Warthog]].
*"Uh, that thing on the left is the brake..." - When the [[John-117|Master Chief]] is driving the [[Warthog]].
*THE THING ON THE LEFT! IT'S THE BRAKE!" -When the Chief drives the Warthog badly.
*YOU KNOW THAT THING ON THE LEFT! IT'S THE BRAKE!" -When the Chief drives the Warthog badly.
*"YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"-When on last bar of health.
*"YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" - When on last bar of health.
*"Hey, did you hear that?" -When a [[Covenant]] sneaks up behind a [[Marine]].
*"Hey, did you hear that?" - When a [[Covenant]] soldier sneaks up behind a [[Marine]].
*"What, the Covie behind you or me shitting my pants?" -After killing the [[Covenant]],in response to above.
*"What, the Covie behind you or me shitting my pants?" - After killing the [[Covenant]], in response to above.
*"I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON, YOU BASTARDS!" -Australian [[marine]].  
*"I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON, YOU BASTARDS!" - In an Australian accent, usually on last bar of health.
*"Hey, you stole my kill!" -When you kill a [[Covenant]] they were shooting at.
*"Hey (mate), you stole my kill!" - When you kill a [[Covenant]] they were shooting at.
*"Aw, come on, that tickled!" -When shooting a Sergeant while rampant.
*"Aw, come on, that tickled!" - When shooting a Sergeant while rampant.
*"See that? Next time, you guys can help!" -When a [[Marine]] kills a [[Covenant]].
*"See that? Next time, you guys can help!" - When a [[Marine]] kills a [[Covenant]].
*"How do you like that?" -When a [[Marine]] kills a [[Covenant]].
*"How do you like that?" - When a [[Marine]] kills a [[Covenant]].
*"Oh, I understand: You want more of THIS!" -When gunning a [[Covenant]] down from gunner seat.
*"Oh, I understand: You want more of THIS!" - When gunning a [[Covenant]] down from the gunner seat.
*"Oh, God! Oh, God! OH, GOD!!" -When stuck by more than six [[Needler]] rounds, a [[Plasma Grenade]], or a [[Flood spore]].
*"You like that (huh)? You like that? Well here, have some more!" When the [[Warthog]] gunner injures an [[Elite]]. 
*"Bueno, amigo, bueno."
*"Oh, God! Oh, God! OH, GOD!!" - When stuck by more than six [[Needler]] rounds, a {{Pattern|Anskum|plasma grenade}}, or a [[Flood spore]].
*"Hope you brought some butter, 'cause you're about to get fried!"
*"Hope you brought some butter, 'cause you're about to get fried!"
*"Say hello to my little friend!" - Reference to [[wikipedia:Scarface|Scarface]].
*"Fire in the hole!" -Throwing [[Grenade]]
*"Fire in the hole!" - Throwing a [[Grenade]].
*"Frag out!" - Throwing a grenade.
*"Oi! HEADS UP!" - Throwing grenade.
*"Good one!"
*"Good one!"
*"(Now), who's your daddy?" Reference to [[IWHBYD]].
*"(Now), who's your daddy?"
*"Come get some!"
*"Come get some!"
*"Damn it!"
*"Damn it!"
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*"Leave some for me!"
*"Leave some for me!"
*"That one's down!"
*"That one's down!"
*"Notify his next of kin, because they're next!"
*"They're even uglier when they're dead!"
*"They're even uglier when they're dead!"
*"Get your own! I saw it first!"
*"Get your own! I saw it first!"
*"Get outta the way!"
*"Get outta the way!"
*"One alien down!"
*"One Alien Down!"
*"Yep. He's dead."
*"Yep. He's dead."
*"Killzilla!" - When getting into the gunner seat of a Warthog.
*"(s)Killzilla!" -When getting into the gunner seat of a warthog
*"Call 911! I mean... if it's still on." - When hit.
*"And my mom thought I was goin' to be a doctor."
*"That one is room temperature"
*"Yikes!" - When Covenant suddenly shows up.
*"Catch this!" - Throwing a Grenade.
*"Here's a little gift for you!" - Throwing a grenade.
*"Get up, so I can kill you again!" - To the dead covenant.
*"Don't bother getting up!" - To the dead covenant.
*"Oh, you want some more?" - To the dead covenant.


'''When [[Marines]] kill a large group of [[Covenant]], they cheerily say:'''
'''When [[Marines]] kill a large group of [[Covenant]], they cheerily say:'''
*"Bet the [[Covenant]] didn't expect to fight the biggest [[Marine]] badasses in the [[UNSC|Corps]]!"
*"Bet the [[Covenant]] didn't expect to fight the biggest [[Marine]] badasses in the [[UNSC|Corps]]!"
*"You see, they weren't so tough; I heard some of them were wearin' skirts! *chuckle*"
*"You see, they weren't so tough; I heard some of them were wearin' skirts! *Chuckle*"


'''When [[Marines]] mourn a dead ally, they say sadly:'''
'''When [[Marines]] mourn a dead ally, they say sadly:'''
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*"Take care, brother...
*"Take care, brother...
*"Should have been me..."
*"Should have been me..."
*"Don't worry, bro/brother/buddy, I'll make him pay..." (Alternatively, the line "I'll make him pay", goes first, ending with the bro/brother/buddy line next.)   
*"Don't worry, bro/brother/buddy, I'll make him pay..." (Alternatively, the line "I'll make him pay", goes first, ending with the bro, brother or buddy line.)   


'''When you or other [[Marines]] shoot at any other Marines, they say:'''
'''When you or other [[Marines]] shoot at any other Marines, they say:'''
*"Hold your fire!"
*"Hold your fire!"
*"Watch it! (Amigo!)"
*"Watch it!(Amigo!)"
*"Watch your fire! (Amigo!)"
*"Watch your fire! (Amigo!)"
*"Where's your glasses, boy?!"
*"Where's your glasses, boy?!"
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*"OW!"
*"OW!"
*"HEY!"
*"HEY!"
*"Cut it out! (soldier!)"
*"Cut it out, soldier."
*"I'm on your side!"
*"I'm on your side!"
*"It's me!"
*"It's me!"
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*"Hey, do I owe you money?!"
*"Hey, do I owe you money?!"
*"Cease fire!"
*"Cease fire!"
*"Ow! That one went in!"
*"HMM"
 
'''In response, the [[Marine]] that shot the Marine responds:'''
'''In response, the [[Marine]] that shot the Marine responds:'''
*"Sorry."
*"Sorry."
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*"Move, knucklehead(s), MOVE!!!"
*"Move, knucklehead(s), MOVE!!!"


'''If the [[Marines]] accidentaly shot you in their line of fire, they say:'''
'''When [[Marines]] hear a gunshot unexpectantly, Marines say:'''
*"Didn't see you, sir."
*"Sorry, sir."
 
'''When [[Marines]] hear a gunshot unexpectedly, they say:'''
*"Whoa!"
*"Whoa!"
*"What the—?"
*"What the—?"
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'''When you or another Marine kills an ally, [[Marines]] say :'''
'''When you or another Marine kills an ally, [[Marines]] say :'''
*"What's/What is wrong with you?!"
*"What's/What is wrong with you?!"
*"Why'd you do that?"
*"(Are)You nuts?"
*"(Are)You nuts?"
*"You killed him, man/mate!(Or You killed him!)"   
*"You killed him, man/mate!(Or You killed him!)"   
*"You killed him, man! You killed him!"
*"You killed him, man! You killed him!"
*"What the hell?!"
*"What the hell?!"
*"What the hell, dumbass?!"
*"Are you blind?!"
*"Are you blind?!"
*"What the hell, dumbass!"
*"Oh, man...."
*"Oh, man...."
*"Check your targets next time!"
*"Check your targets next time!"
*(sarcastically) "Hey, nice job..."
*"Nice shot!" (Genuinely complimentary. Probably a glitch)
*"He jumped right in front of me, (mate)!"
*"He jumped right in front of me, (mate)!"
*"Where'd he come from?!"
*"Where'd he come from?!"
*"Well I didn't like him either but DAMN!"
*"You may not killing my men" (If you have sergeant marines with you)


'''But, when you kill too many allies, [[Marines]] will say:'''
'''But, when you kill too many allies, [[Marines]] will say:'''
*"Kill that S.O.B.!"
*"Kill that freak!"
*"You're not getting away from that!"
*"I saw that, you traitor!"
*"I saw that, you traitor!"
*"You're not getting away with that!"
*"That's it, you're dead!" or just "You're Dead!"
*"That's it, you're dead!" or just "You're Dead!"
*"We're through with you, mate!"
*(LOCO variant) "Get him, he's LOCO!" or "He's lost it, he's LOCO!" or just "He's LOCO!" (Only said by the Mexican Marine.)
*"Get him! He's a traitor!"
*"Get him! He's crazy!"
*(LOCO variant) "Get him, he's LOCO!" or "He's lost it, he's LOCO!" or just "He's LOCO!" (Only said by the Hispanic Marine.)
*"He's gone [[rampant]]!"
*"He's gone [[rampant]]!"
*"He's gone loony!"
*"Die, traitor!"
*"He's gone berserk!"
*"Kill that S.O.B.!"
*"Kill that freak!" or "Kill that armored freak!"
*"Kill the traitor!"
*"Kill the traitor!"
*"You rat bastard!"
*"Take out his shields first!"
*"Die, traitor!"
*"Take out/down his shields first!"


'''When road-killing an enemy, the gunner or the passenger says:'''
'''When road-killing an enemy, the gunner or the passenger says:'''
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*"Aw, man! Just washed this thing!"
*"Aw, man! Just washed this thing!"
*"Oh, man...."
*"Oh, man...."
*"They're not so tough. I heard some of them are wearing skirts." Said by an Asian Marine


'''When you are spotted, [[Marines]] say:'''
'''When you are spotted, [[Marines]] say:'''
* "Look, a [[Mark V]](5)!"
*"Look, a [[Mark V]](5)!"
* "The cavalry has arrived!"
*"The cavalry has arrived!"
* "He is taller than I thought. Better looking, too."
*"He is taller than I thought. Better looking, too."
* "It's about time you showed up!"
*"It's about time you showed up!"
* "Mira! A [[Mark V]] (5)!"
*"Mira! A [[Mark V]] (5)!"
* "(Hey), it's him!"
*"(Hey), it's him!"
* "(Hey), a Mark V, I thought he'd be taller."
*"(Hey), a Mark V, I thought he'd be taller."
* "It's him!"
* "Look! There he is!"
* "Wow! There he is!"
* "I ''knew'' there was one on board!"
* "Thank God it's you!"
* Sergeant Johnson: "We could use your help, sir."


'''When an ally is [[killed in action]], [[Marines]] shout:'''
'''When an ally is [[killed in action]], [[Marines]] shout:'''
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*"Great... now, what?"  
*"Great... now, what?"  
*"Now, what?"
*"Now, what?"
*"We are FUBAR."
*"We are fubar."
*"We're done for..."  
*"We're done for..."  
*"[[Cortana]]... You still there?"  
*"[[Cortana]]... You still there?"  
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*"Cortana? Cortana? Can you hear me in there?"
*"Cortana? Cortana? Can you hear me in there?"


'''When the [[Marines]] kill you after you kill too many allies, they say:'''
'''When the [[Marines]] kill you after you kill allies, they say:'''
*"Lousy piece of crap!"
*"Lousy piece of crap!"
*"Well, on to plan B."
*"Well, on to plan B."
*"It wasn't supposed to happen that way."
*"It wasn't supposed to happen that way."
*"Stupid, stupid, stupid!"
*"Stupid, stupid, stupid!
*"What went wrong here?!"
*"What went wrong here?!"
*"Do/Should I feel good about that?"
*"Do/Should I feel good about that?"
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*"Don't play dead on me!" (Also said when killing a [[Covenant]], and [[Marines]] will occasionally shoot the body of the Chief)
*"Don't play dead on me!" (Also said when killing a [[Covenant]], and [[Marines]] will occasionally shoot the body of the Chief)
*"Why, WHY?!"
*"Why, WHY?!"
*"Oh, boy, the [[Captain Keyes|Captain's]] not gonna be happy about this one" (Only said by [[Sergeant Johnson]].)
*"Oh, boy, the [[Captain Keyes|Captain's]] not gonna be happy about this one" (Only Said By [[Sergeant Johnson]].)
*"Get up, so I can kill you again!"(Also said when killing a Covenant, they will also shoot the body of the Chief.)
*"Get up, so I can kill you again!"(Also said when killing a Covenant, they will also shoot the body of the Chief.)
*"What went wrong?"
*"What went wrong?"
*"There's only one thing left to say..." (After saying this line, [[Sergeant Johnson]] will sing the theme song of the cartoon show 'Loony Toons'.)
*"There's only one thing left to say..." (After saying this line, [[Sergent Johnson]] will sing the theme song of the cartoon show 'Loony Toons'.)
*"I don't get it, what (what) happened?"
*"I don't get it, what (what) happened?"
*"Rot in Hell!" (Also occasionally said when killing a Covenant.)
*"Rot in Hell!" (Also occasionally said when killing a Covenant.)
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*"Let me get that for you!" (Also said when killing a Covenant.)
*"Let me get that for you!" (Also said when killing a Covenant.)
*"Bastard!" (Also said when killing a Covenant.)
*"Bastard!" (Also said when killing a Covenant.)
'''After a fight with no or few casualties:'''
* "We showed em'!"
* "Alright!"
* "They won't mess with us again!"
* "See, they're not so tough."
* "Looking good, marines!"
* "That can't be all of 'em!"
* "Don't worry. There'll be more!"
* (Rare) Sergeant Johnson: "Yeah! ''Who's the man?''"
:Marine: "You are."
:Sergeant Johnson: "THANK YOU!"
* Sergeant: "You monkeys almost looked like soldiers back there!"
* Sergeant: "You make me proud, men!"
'''After a fight with many casualties:'''
* "That was grim..."
* "We're getting slaughtered!"
* "I can't believe I/we survived!"
* "I thought we were done for."
* "We lost that round, Marines."
* "I wanna go home."
* "How many of these things are there?!" - When fighting the Flood.
* "These things just don't die!" - When fighting the Flood.
'''After searching an area after a fight and finding no more enemies:'''
* "Where are they?"
* "Area secured."
* "No one on this side."
* "I think they all ran away."
* "I got nothing."
* "All clear over here."
* "Nothing over here."
* "I don't see anything."
* "Where they go?"
* "Nobody on this side."
'''Severely wounded after a fight:'''
* '''(weakly)''' "I'm hurt real bad..."
* "MEDIC!"
* "I don't think I can go on..."
* "I need a medic!"
* "They almost got me."
* "That was close."
'''In response to the above:'''
* "Just try to stay calm."
* "We have wounded over here!"
* "Hang in there, buddy."
* "We need a medic over here!"
'''When fighting the [[Flood]] in [[343 Guilty Spark (level)|343 Guilty Spark]]:'''
* "Hey, I recognized that one! That was Bob!"
* "What are those things?!"
* "Get it off me!"
* "We didn't bring enough ammo to kill all these things."
* "They look more uglier when they are dead" -Commenting about Flood's dead bodies.
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==[[Halo 2]]==
==[[Halo 2]]==
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|content = *"Don't worry [[Cortana]]! I'll get you out of there!" -When the player is killed.
*"Wow-wee...A [[Spartan]]"-Random response when you aid [[Marines]] in battle.
*"Wow-wee...A [[Spartan]]"- Random response when you aid [[Marines]] in battle.
*"The only thing left back there is a shortcut to hell!!" - Immediate response to a won battle.
*"The only thing left back there is a shortcut to hell!!" - Immediate response to a won battle.
*"Hey sir, I ''know'' you saw me standin' there!" - Marine response to you inflicting damage to him.
*"Hey sir, I ''know'' you saw me standin' there!" - Marine response to you inflicting dammage to him.
*"Oh, so to be in the [[Covenant]] you got to be an idiot huh?!?!?" - Random response when in battle.
*"Oh, so to be in the [[Covenant]] you got to be an idiota huh?!?!?" - Random response when in battle.
*"Decapitate their heads and brush their teeth for them! Make sure they floss!"
*"Wheee, that was fun, never do that again." When the Chief flips the hog.
*"What am I supposed to do with this, scratch my back?" When a power weapon is traded for a much weaker weapon.
*"What's the matter? Am I comin' on too strong?" - Female [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"Awww damn it, I forgot the plan, oh yeah, KILL THE ALIENS" - Random response to you staring at a [[Marine]] for a long period of time.
*"Awww damn it, I forgot the plan, oh yeah, KILL THE ALIENS" - Random response to you staring at a [[Marine]] for a long period of time.
*"STUPID BUGGAH!" - Response to a [[Marine]] getting wounded.
*"STUPID BUGGAH!" - Response to a [[Marine]]getting wounded.
*"Well actually it's very simple, SHOOT THE ALIENS!" - Response to you shooting at a [[Marine]].
*"Well actually it's very simple, SHOOT THE ALIENS!" - Response to you shooting at a [[Marine]].
*"Advantage: Us? We kick their asses!" - [[Marine]] on [[Halo 2]].
*"Advantage: Us? We kick their asses!" - [[Marine]] on [[Halo 2]].
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*"Ah, man, I love the beach!" - [[Marine]] on the level [[Outskirts]].
*"Ah, man, I love the beach!" - [[Marine]] on the level [[Outskirts]].
*"You always wanted to be a hero. Well, now you're dead. You're a dead hero."
*"You always wanted to be a hero. Well, now you're dead. You're a dead hero."
*Sometimes, the Marine Will Continue the above statement with "And you're forgotten. I don't even remember your name.
*"Elite, my ass, amigo!" - Marine mocking.
*"Elite, my ass, amigo!" - Marine mocking.
*"I was so busy kickin' ass, I forgot to take names." - Female [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"I hope you brought a suit, mate!"
*"I hope you brought a suit, mate!"
*"Where'd you learn to drive? (Tijuana?)" - When Master Chief drives badly.
*"Where'd you learn to drive? Tijuana?" - When Master Chief drives badly.
*"Where'd you learn to drive like that?" - When jumping off ramps at the level Outskirts.
*"Where'd you learn to drive like that?" - When jumping off ramps at the level Outskirts.
*"Mr. Tin Man got no Heart! Or something like that." When shot by the Chief.
*"There's no place like home, there no place like home!" when shot, or given a bad weapon.
*"You just worry about yourself, huh?" - When given a worse weapon.
*"You just worry about yourself, huh?" - When given a worse weapon.
*"What, so you're gonna take my girlfriend too?" - When given a worse weapon then what they had previously.
*"I'd better not find it layin' away somewhere..." - When swapped for a worse weapon, said by Texan.
*"I'd better not find it layin' away somewhere..." - When swapped for a worse weapon, said by Texan.
*"Hey, how did you clowns even find [[Earth]]?"
*"Hey, how did you clowns even find [[Earth]]?"
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*"What's the matter? Did I come on too strong?"-Female marine.
*"What's the matter? Did I come on too strong?"-Female marine.
*"He's gone ''loco''!"-When Chief kills Marines instead of the Covenant.
*"He's gone ''loco''!"-When Chief kills Marines instead of the Covenant.
*"Eyes downrange, not down-shirt!" - Female [[Marine]], when stared at.
*"Eyes downrange, not down-shirt!" - Female [[Marine]], after seeing enemies.
*"Don't shoot his head! You'll hurt [[Cortana]], she's a hottie. She's blue, but she's a hottie." - [[Marine]] in battle if the Marines turn on the Chief.
*"Don't shoot his head! You'll hurt [[Cortana]], she's a hottie. She's blue, but she's a hottie." - [[Marine]] in battle.
*"He isn't ''that'' tall..."-Said on Cairo Station when they see the Chief.
*"He isn't ''that'' tall..."-Said on Cairo Station when they see the Chief.
*"You fought in the war?"-Addressing Chief.
*"You fought in the war?"-Addressing Chief.
*"Byaah!" - In the fashion of Howard Dean; [[Delta Halo]], at the 'Off the Rock, Through the Bush, Nothing but [[Kig-yar|Jackal]]', when falling down waterfalls. No [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Byaah!" - In the fashion of Howard Dean; [[Delta Halo (Level)|Delta Halo]], at the 'Off the Rock, Through the Bush, Nothing but [[Jackal]]', when falling down waterfalls. No [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Are you sure [[Cortana]]'s not helping you, mate?" - Australian [[Marine]].
*"Are you sure [[Cortana]]'s not helping you, mate?" - Australian [[Marine]].
*"Take off your mask; you can't be that ugly!" - [[Marine]] to a [[Grunt]].
*"Take off your mask; you can't be that ugly!" - [[Marine]] to a [[Grunt]].
*"I kill you, [[Grunt]]!" - [[Marine]].
*"I kill you, [[Grunt]]!" - [[Marine]].
*"Bloody bastards!" - Australian [[Marine]].
*"Bloody bastards!" - Australian [[Marine]].
*"Six points on that one!" - Australian marine, referencing a goal in Australian rules football, or perhaps a converted try in rugby league.
*"Nice smilin' and all, but you still owe me 20 bucks." - Said during momentary lull in fighting.
*"Nice smilin' and all, but you still owe me 20 bucks." - Said during momentary lull in fighting.
*"I'm not scared of you! Oh, wait, I am" - said to enemy [[Elite]]/[[Brute]].
*"I'm not scared of you! Oh, wait, I am" - said to enemy [[Elite]]/[[Brute]].
*"You can run, but you can't hide...." - [[Marine]] [[Sniper]].
*"You can run, but you can't hide...." - [[Marine]] [[Sniper]].
*"Keep going, slackers." - Marine.
*"Keep going, slackers." - Marine.
*"I heard you fellas taste just like chicken!" - Taunting [[Kig-yar|Jackals]]/[[Unggoy|Grunts]].
*"I heard you fellas taste just like chicken!" - Taunting [[Jackals]]/[[Grunts]].
*"Hey, here's more souvenirs for you to take back home!" - Shooting a dead enemy.
*"Hey, here's more souvenirs for you to take back home!" - Shooting a dead enemy.
*"Don't stop now, [[John-117|Chief]]!"
*"Don't stop now, [[Master Chief|Chief]]!"
*"Don't worry, I won't bite." - Female [[Marine]].
*"Don't worry, I won't bite." - Female [[Marine]].
*"See anything you like?" - Female [[Marine]].
*"See anything you like?" - Female [[Marine]].
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*"Hey, sir! That ain't right!" - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
*"Hey, sir! That ain't right!" - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
*"Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy." - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
*"Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy." - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
*"Sorry, it's a little sweaty." - occasionally said is the weapons swapped are closely matched.
*"sorry, it's a little sweaty." - occasionally said is the weapons swapped are closely matched.
*"You had to take my gun." -  said when given a worse weapon than what they had previously.  
*"you had to take my gun." -  said when given a worse weapon than what they had previously.  
*"Uh... Okay." - If given a better weapon.
*"Uh... Okay." - If given a better weapon.
*"Are you sure about this, sir?" - When given a better weapon.
*"Are you sure about this, sir?" - When given a better weapon.
*"Screwed that [[Karo'etba-pattern Ghost|Ghost]] (good)!" - When being injured by a Ghost.
*"Screw that Ghost!" - When being injured by a Ghost.
*"Grand time to carry out your checks!" - In combat.
*"Grand time to carry out your checks!" - In combat.
*"Well, I knew you'd be there, didn't I?" - When finds a hostile.
*"Well, I knew you'd be there, didn't I?" - When finds a hostile.
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*Marine 2: "Yeah, me, too!" - When engaging enemies.
*Marine 2: "Yeah, me, too!" - When engaging enemies.
*"Why did everyone stop shooting?" - After an engagement ends.
*"Why did everyone stop shooting?" - After an engagement ends.
*"Sure, you wanna give this up, [[John-117|Chief]]?" - When given a better weapon than what they had previously.
*"Sure, you wanna give this up, [[Master Chief|Chief]]?" - When given a better weapon than what they had previously.
*"Uh...what's wrong with it?" - When given a better weapon then the one they had previously.
*"Uh...what's wrong with it?" - When given a better weapon then the one they had previously.
*"Can you sign it, sir? I'm a huge fan." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously.
*"Can you sign it, sir? I'm a huge fan." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously.
*"For a cyborg, he's pretty cute!" - Female marine on the level [[Metropolis]]. Also said if you are in a [[Warthog]] and powerslide with a female Marine in the passenger or gunner seat.
*"For a cyborg, he's pretty cute!" - Female marine on the level [[Metropolis]].
*"My family died on [[Reach]], Sir. All of them." - When looked at for a bit by the player.  
*"My family died on [[Reach]], Sir. All of them." - When looked at for a bit by the player.  
*"There are better weapons all over the place! Don't take mine!" - Looking nasty, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously.  
*"There are better weapons all over the place! Don't take mine!" - Looking nasty, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously.  
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*"Look, a [[Mark VI]]!"
*"Look, a [[Mark VI]]!"
*"A [[Spartan]]!?"
*"A [[Spartan]]!?"
*"That man you killed had a baby!- When an ally is killed.
*"That man you killed had a baby!(can be misheard with puppy instead of baby)" - When an ally is killed.
*Random tough-talk with Elites on the level Regret: Elite: "Come out, little monkey, do not be afraid. I have a banana for you." Female marine: "Why don't you come in and find me?".
*Random tough-talk with Elites on the level Regret: Elite: "Come out, little monkey, do not be afraid. I have a banana for you." Female marine: "Why don't you come in and find me?".
*"Is it over?" - Female [[Marine]].
*"Is it over?" - Female [[Marine]].
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*"You forgot your purse!" - To retreating enemies.
*"You forgot your purse!" - To retreating enemies.
*"Hey, check it out: it's the new armor!" - When MC passes by.
*"Hey, check it out: it's the new armor!" - When MC passes by.
*"Another kill for the Big Green" - When the [[John-117|Master Chief]] is taking down enemies quickly.
*"Another kill for the Big Green" - When the [[Master Chief]] is taking down enemies quickly.
*"She was one of the cute ones." - Male Marine on seeing a female marine die on [[Metropolis]].
*"She was one of the cute ones." - Male Marine on seeing a female marine die on [[Metropolis]].
*"You're like a god to me." - When you kill a lot of enemies.
*"You're like a god to me." - When you kill a lot of enemies.
*"I don't want to kill you, but you're too damn ugly to let live!" - When firing at the [[Covenant]].
*"I don't want to kill you, but you're too damn ugly to let live!" - When firing at the [[Covenant]].
*"That's why there's [[Grunts]], [[Marines]]" [[Sergeant Johnson]].
*"That's why there's [[Grunts]], [[Marines]]" [[Sergeant Johnson]].
*"You know, this reminds me of the time I got herpes." - When given a worse weapon they had previously.
*"You know, this reminds me of the time I got Herpes." - When given a worse weapon they had previously.
*"Pull over, Chief, I'm gonna barf!" - When Chief rolls the [[Warthog|hog]].
*"Pull over, Chief, I'm gonna barf!" - When Chief rolls the [[Warthog|hog]].
*"Let's go, super friends. Super friends, unite!" - Male marine in Cairo Station on Legendary difficulty. Can also be heard in Metropolis on Easy, Although very rarely.
*"Let's go, super friends. Super friends, unite!" - Male marine in Cairo Station on Legendary difficulty.  
*"Don't you want something to eat? Well, eat ''this''!" - Said when fighting the Covenant.
*"Don't you want something to eat? Well, eat ''this''!" - Said when fighting the Covenant.
*"I want victory because I have to!" - Said when engaging the enemy.
*"I want victory because I have to!" - Said when engaging the enemy.
*"After this, my place for pie." - Male marine on Earth after standing for awhile.
*"After this, my place for pie." - Male marine on Earth after standing for awhile.
*"Chief, if you want me to undress, just ask." - Marine on being hit.
*"Chief, if you want me to undress, just ask."-Marine on being hit.
*"Say hello to my great, ''BIG'' Toy"-When firing a [[rocket launcher]].
*"Say hello to my great, ''BIG'' Toy"-When firing a [[rocket launcher]].
*"Hey, don't worry, ''amigo''. We need a medic!" - Marine after ally says they're wounded.
*"Hey, don't worry, ''amigo''. We need a medic!" - Marine after ally says they're wounded.
*"Do not open until Christmas!" - Throwing a grenade.
*"Do not open until Christmas!" - Throwing a grenade.
*"Mira, Mark VI."-Said by a Spanish Marine.
*"Mira, Mark VI."-Said by a Spanish Marine.
*"Well, I'll be. A [[Spartan]]."- Australian Marine.
*"Well, I'll be. A [[Spartan]]."-Australian Marine.
*"I thought you [[Elites]] could fight!"
*"I thought you [[Elites]] could fight!"
*"And we have a lovely parting gift for the losers! It's Death!" - after enemies are killed
*"And we have a lovely parting gift for the losers! It's Death!."
*"Hey! Do you think Cortana's helping him aim?" - Heard on early on in Outskirts when player kills several enemies.
*"Hey! Do you think Cortana's helping him aim?" - Heard on early on in Outskirts when player drops several enemies.
*"Happy Birthday, Sunshine!"-Throwing a grenade.
*"Happy Birthday, Sunshine!"-Throwing a grenade.
*"(Jokingly) Come get me! I'm just a little coward!(Normal) No, really, I am! Ha-ha-ha!"
*"(Jokingly) Come get me! I'm just a little coward!(Normal) No, really, I am! Ha-ha-ha!"
*"Uh, [[John-117|Chief]], I think it was trying to surrender."
*"Uh, [[Chief]], I think it was trying to surrender."
*"Your funeral, Sir."-Smiling when you give the Marine a better weapon.
*"Your funeral, Sir."-Smiling when you give the Marine a better weapon.
*"'[[Sangheili|Elite]]' my ass! Is that the best you can do?"
*"'[[Elite]]' my ass! Is that the best you can do?"
*"Erm ... you might wanna wash that first," - Said when you give a marine a better weapon.
*"Erm ... you might wanna wash that first," -Said when you give a marine a better weapon.
*"So, um...are you and Cortana are in love?" - When you stare at the Marine. (Rare)
*"So, um...are you and Cortana are in love?" - When you stare at the Marine. (Rare)
*"He's cute for a [[SPARTAN-II Program|Spartan]]."-Female Marine when you walk by or up.
*"He's cute for a [[Spartan]]."-Female Marine when you walk by or up.
*"You sure Cortana's not helping him aim?" When you make a headshot with a scoped weapon with or without zooming in.
*"You sure Cortana's not helping him aim?" When you make a headshot with a scoped weapon with or without zooming in.
*"Hey, let's catch one and ride it."-Marine referring to [[Unggoy|Grunts]] and or [[Kig-yar|Jackals]].
*"Hey, let's catch one and ride it."-Marine referring to [[Grunts]] and or [[Jackals]].
*"We can kill it together."
*"We can kill it together."
*"Have we tried reasoning with them?"
*"Have we tried reasoning with them?"
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*"And everybody was kung fu fighting." Said by a marine on the level [[Outskirts]] after killing a [[Grunt]]. (a reference to the Carl Douglas song)
*"And everybody was kung fu fighting." Said by a marine on the level [[Outskirts]] after killing a [[Grunt]]. (a reference to the Carl Douglas song)
*"Bam! Spice that up a notch!" (in reference to Emeril.)
*"Bam! Spice that up a notch!" (in reference to Emeril.)
*"I dunno who glassed Reach, but it sure wasn't you girl scouts!" when firing on Grunts from the building on Outskirts.
*"Bad thing! BAD THING!" Grunt after a plasma grenade gets stuck to them
*"I dunno who glassed Reach, But it sure wasn't you stupid Bastards!!" again on Outskirts
*Grunt: "Look! The Enemy!"; Elite: "Where!?" - Exchanged when fighting as the Chief and the grunts spot you
*"Let's see: Our colonies are blown to hell, the Covenant has found Earth, and our last best hope is a [[John-117|guy]] in [[MJOLNIR Powered Assault Armor/Mark VI|green metal underoos]] with some serious friendly fire issues]]. Hell, I'm great!" said after a battle in which the Chief shot a Marine.
* On Easy, "I dunno who glassed Reach, but it sure wasn't you girl scouts!" when firing on grunts from the building on Outskirts.
*"Hey, ugly,nice lips!" has to be said by a female marine to trigger the next quote.
* On Normal+ "I dunno who glassed Reach, But it sure wasn't you stupid Bastards!!" again on Outskirts
*"Do those things even know what you're saying?" said by another nearby female marine.
*Okay let's settle in. Anyone see a Starbucks? Oh,theres one over there.Oh theres another across the street!Oh, there's twelve of them!"
*"Hey,your the perfect size...to kiss my ass!"
*"Bad boys,Bad boys,oh whacha gonna do,You're gonna get the crap kicked outta you,that's what you're gonna do!"
*"Sir,with all due respect, <u>you suck!</u>"
*"Yeah, I pooped in my pants, so what?"
*"Kick 'em in their balls/nuts/crotch!"
*"Dum dum dee dum, dum, dum dee dee dum dum,dum dum dum dum."(The "Star Wars theme")When the chief pulls out a sword.
*Hey, it's Darth Vader an-Oh dear God!" when an Elite pulls out an energy sword and kills a marine.
*"That thing is uglier than [[Avery Junior Johnson|Sarge]] in the morning!"
*"Hey,asshole,shut up and shoot!"response to above
*"Marine.You.Gun.Trigger.Pull.'''''Kill''''''!"
*"Wheres a hot nurse when you need her?"when shot
*"Marine, less talking,more bastard shooting!"
*"What was I doing?Oh yeah,getting my '''<u>ass</u>''' kicked by Calamari!"when shot many times by an Elite.
*"Relax, that's why there's hot nurses." when a marine panics over an injury.
*Chief! Are you gonna let it talk like that about your mother?" Rare. With or without Skull. But possible without skull as well.
*"Breakfast is served. Have your plasma your way." Said sarcastically in a sweet tone by a female marine with a plasma pistol/rifle on Regret.
*"Peekaboo, come on, stick your head out..." said by a female marine on Regret.
*"I got a bloodthirsty cyborg, what do you got?" said when you kill Covenant on Outskirts
*"That'll do, Chief. That'll do." - after enemies are killed. (A reference to the movie ''Babe''.)
*"We're waist-deep in it now!"
*"Over the top guys!"
*"Alright, I'm outta here! You've got a problem, man."
*"Now, see what happens when we stick to the plan?" - after all enemies are killed
*"I don't know, he doesn't look so good." - in response to an ally being wounded
*"Nice ride, sir." - when Master Chief shows up in a vehicle
*"Alright, problem taken care of. I'm hungry." - when an enemy is killed or vehicle is destroyed
*"Tin Man, gonna save our asses." - upon seeing Master Chief (in reference to ''The Wizard of Oz'' character)
*"This ain't as much fun as you think!" - in response to rough/bad driving
*"17-B. Bingo!" - upon shooting an enemy
*"Alright, let's fill up some black bags, boys!"
*"That thing's so ugly, when it cries the tears run down the back of its head!" - when fighting the Covenant
*"Saved you a seat, Chief!" - when in a vehicle and approached by Master Chief on foot
*"Frag you!" - when throwing a frag grenade
*"I wonder if aliens have insurance?"
*"Well, at least we know one thing: better you than me." - while standing over a dead ally
*"What is your deal, man? - when shot by the player
*"Hey, hey, hey! It's not a garden hose!" when shot by the player
*"Sound it out. Connect the dots." - when shot by the player
*"Uh, Chief? Could you at least ''pretend'' to aim?" - when shot by the player
*"This is serious, man!" - when shot by the player
*"Ow! That one went in!" - when hit by enemy or friendly fire
*"I took a few." - when hit by enemy or friendly fire
*"My face! My beautiful face!" - when hit by enemy or friendly fire
*"You treat your mother like that?" - when meleed by the player
*"Hey! Do your job!" - when meleed by the player
*"Is there something wrong with you Marine?" - when meleed by the player
*"Hey! You don't wanna see me angry." - when meleed by the player
*"I'm gonna take that as a threat." - when meleed by the player
*"Okay, I'm sorry I slept with your wife, but what did I ever do to you?"
*"Stay still. They can smell fear. And urine."
*"And to think I volunteered for this!"
*"Oh, shut up and start fighting!" - in response to the quote above
*"You've got two hands, you've used 'em before, use 'em now!" - to the gun operator of a Warthog
*"I could've stayed home."
*"Surrender or die." - to the Covenant
*"Not bad Marine, but don't let it go to your head." - when another Marine kills an enemy
*"Dyno-MITE!" - when throwing a frag grenade, a reference to the TV show ''Good Times'' and the catchphrase of character J. J. Evans
*"Hey, I'm not the one who blew up their sacred ring!" - when stared at for a while. Rare.
*"Where did you get your license? Mexico City!" - When you drive badly.
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==[[Halo 3]]==
==[[Halo 3]]==
Note: Some of these become more frequent with the [[IWHBYD|IWHBYD skull]] activated. For a list of Marine quotes that become more frequent with the Skull go [[IWHBYD#Marines|here]]
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*"Say hello to my little friend!" Scarface reference, IWHBYD not needed, though rare.
*"Chief! Shiny!" - ''Firefly''/''Serenity'' reference. IWHBYD not needed.
*"Nice job, asshole; now, who's going to save [[Earth]]?" when a Marine mistakenly killed you [[IWHBYD]] needed.
*"Say hello to my little friend!" - ''Scarface'' reference, IWHBYD not needed, though rare.
*"I wanna go home now!" If being shot.
*"Chief, come stand in front of me!"
*"Dude, stop staring at me; there isn't a party going on in my pants" said when you stare at a marine. IWHBYD required to have a female say it.
*"Oh, you're a real comedian aren't ya? Here's a joke for you..."
*"Honestly, I'd rather you poke me in the eye." when giving a marine a bad weapon. IWHBYD possibly needed.
*"Dude, the first chance I get, I'm going to get one of those Ghost things." - IWHBYD possibly required.
*"I know, right? I look cute in this." when staring at a female marine. IWHBYD possibly needed.
*"[[Brutes|They]] remind me of Wookiees. You know, from ''Star Wars''?...Nothing?! Ah, forget it. It's for kids." - [[Gunnery Sergeant Reynolds]] to the [[John-117|Chief]].
*"Ugh, we're working over here, go find something to do yourself." when Chief is too close to a group of marines
*"It's not a toy, it's a freakin' grenade!" - Said when the player throws a grenade in their direction- IWHBYD possibly required.
*"Dude, I ain't doing nothing." when stared at.
*"You know, you're making me really uncomfortable." when stared at.
*"Dude, the first chance I get, I'm going to get one of those Ghost things." IWHBYD possibly required.
*"Dude! I think I leveled up!" -When given a powerful weapon.
*"Well, I guess I'm less of a target this way." -Said when the Chief takes a heavy weapon from a Marine.
*"How'd you know it was my birthday?!" -When given a powerful weapon.
*"Wow! I just won the lottery!" -When given a powerful weapon.
*"[[Brutes|They]] remind me of Wookiees. You know, from ''Star Wars''?...Nothing?! Ah, forget it. It's for kids." -[[Gunnery Sergeant Reynolds]] to the [[Master Chief|Chief]].
*"I'm sending you back to Planet Jackass, Jackass!
*"Nice driving...NOT!"
*"I love taking down [[Brute]]s."
*"Oh, yeah, I need a corpsman!"
*"I'm gonna rip off your head and shove (or stow) it where the sun don't shine!"
*"I call Shotgun!" you have to be in sight of the vehicle.
*"I call Shotgun!" you have to be in sight of the vehicle.
*"Oh, you didn't like it? Well I was doing that job. Okay, fine, FINE!"
*"He's on a killing spree!"
*"That's some fancy driving!"
*"Oh, yeah, I'm hurt."
*"Wow, you really suck at driving!"
*"You enjoy your job too much" after quick battle with lots of enemies.
*"You enjoy your job too much" after quick battle with lots of enemies.
*"Crikey, what are you, schoolgirls, girl scouts!?"
*"Crikey, what are you, schoolgirls, girl scouts!?"
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*"Oh, you big, beautiful doll!"-Female [[Marine]].
*"Oh, you big, beautiful doll!"-Female [[Marine]].
*"Stupid pants!"
*"Stupid pants!"
*"Hey, that's my gun." When taken of an emplacement.
*"Wow. What a crappy gun. Thanks!" sarcastically when given a bad weapon.
*"Take a picture. it'll last longer." If you remove a Machine gun from the Turret. IWHBYD required.
*"Thanks for nothing!" when given a weapon they previously used.
*"Thanks for nothing!" when given a weapon they previously used.
*"But I wrote my name on it!" when deprived of a good weapon like a [[Rocket Launcher]].
*"This must be my lucky day!" when given a good weapon like a [[Rocket Launcher]].
*"Thanks." when given a decent weapon.
*"Surprise, crap-face!"
*"You killed the Chief, YOU BASTARDS!" when Master Chief dies.
*"Let me shoot, I'm in a real bad mood!" when getting on a [[Warthog]] turret.
*"Don't worry. I'll get this to your girlfriend." to a dead [[marine]].
*"Don't worry. I'll get this to your girlfriend." to a dead [[marine]].
*"His mama must have felt that one!"
*"His mama must have felt that one!"
*"Start crapping your pants, because the [[Chief]] is dead!"
*Marine 1:"How did they find us?" Marine 2:"They probably smelled you!"
*"You're making me uncomfortable."-Female [[Marine]].
*"Cut the Chatter!"
*"Cut the Chatter!"
*"Get it off! Get it off!"-after being stuck. IWBHYD needed.
*"Get it off! Get it off!"-after being stuck. IWBHYD needed.
*"Play Ball!"-when throwing a [[Frag Grenade]].
*"Do I look like a [[Grunt]] do you?"-when you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"Keep your eyes to yourself!"-Female [[Marine]].
*"Get down and be safe, that's all I'm saying."
*"Get down and be safe, that's all I'm saying."
*"Let's see if I can hit you from here."
*"Let's see if I can hit you from here."
*"I think I saw my life flash before my eyes."
*"I think I saw my life flash before my eyes."
*"What's up, [[Chief]]?"- 'Loony Toons' reference.
*"Ha-ha-ha, I wish they were all that easy."-Female [[Marine]].
*"I will ask for help when I need it."
*"Up ahead: single [[Brute]], plus backup."
*"What's up, [[Chief]]?"
*"Advance!"
*"Advance!"
*"Time for your Spanking!"
*"Sniper's Down!"
*"Ice the Tango!"
*"Sniper!"
*"On the Double!"
*"On the Double!"
*"You drive crazy!"
*"Thanks for the ride!"
*"I'll take one of those over fighting a [[Scarab]] any day."
*"You know, with that helmet on, I can't tell if you're staring at me or not."
*"Can I get ya something, [[Chief]]?
*"Is there something in my teeth?"
*"Put a Pineapple in there!"
*"[[Phantom]]!"
*"Creepy!"
*"We have a [[Brute]] with a Hammer!"
*"Jerk-wad!"
*"Jerk-wad!"
*"Yaahooo!!"
*"Yaahooo!!"
*"There is no such thing as ''too'' many grenades."
*"There is no such thing as ''too'' many grenades."
*"It's time for the shaft, baby! Oh, yeah!" Reference to 'The Shaft', a Bungie joke. IWHBYD skull not needed.
*"Great, now, I just peed my pants!"
*"Great, now, I just peed my pants!"
*"Let's go, Arbiter dude!" When entering a vehicle driven by the Arbiter.
*"You giant doorknob!"-said to Brutes.
*"You giant doorknob!"-said to Brutes.
*"I heard their main weakness is bananas; do we have any bananas?-said by marine making fun of Brutes.
*"I heard their main weakness is bananas; do we have any bananas?-said by marine making fun of Brutes.
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*"Take that!"-Coupé de grace.
*"Take that!"-Coupé de grace.
*"That was amazing! And I only peed myself a little." -Said by female Marine, [[IWHBYD]] possibly needed.
*"That was amazing! And I only peed myself a little." -Said by female Marine, [[IWHBYD]] possibly needed.
*(To dead Grunt) "I'd bag ya, but the Chief is watchin'"- an obvious reference to [[Teabagging]].
*(to dead Grunt)"I'd bag ya, but the Chief is watchin'"
*"Ah, great, I've just peed my pants"
*"Ah, great, I've just peed my pants"
*"Dude, these guys are from another planet and we are killing them!... Is that CRAZY or WHAT?"
*"Dude, these guys are from another planet and we are killing them!... Is that CRAZY or WHAT?"
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*"You ready to do this?"
*"You ready to do this?"
*"Yeah, I'm with you."
*"Yeah, I'm with you."
*"Oly Oly Oxen Free!" -most probably a reference to the secret "call" that Dr. Halsey and the Spartan's share.
*"Stay together, team!" - Marine/Sergeant, Marine, Sergeant, in that order, if two or more Marines are pinned down and decide to attack.
*"I'm gonna rip out your heart and show it to your dying eyes."
*"All right, pull 'em down." -Staring at a female Marine, IWHBYD needed.
*"Oly Oly Oxen Free!"
*"Hold your line; they're charging!"
*"Hold your line; they're charging!"
*"Put down that jelly doughnut!"-IWHBYD needed.
*"Put down that jelly doughnut!"-IWHBYD needed.
*"Dude, you got some socks I can have?"
*"Dude, you got some socks I can have?"
*"Chief...Chief, get up!" -when [[Master Chief]] dies.
*"Time for medicine!"
*"Time for medicine!"
*"Man, I never get to drive"
*"Why do you always get to drive?"
*"Fire in the hole!"
*"I say 'shotgun'!"
*"See something ya like? Well, you're not my type." Female Marine.
*"What are you staring at?" Female Marine.
*"You got it."
*"You got it."
*"Let it go!" - When chief is throwing grenade towards the marines.
*"We kicked asses and took names; then, we kicked their sister's asses." IWHBYD possibly needed.
*"Come on, that was great!"
*"Come on, that was great!"
*"Hey, take a picture; it will last longer."
*"I almost felt bad for him."
*"More contacts!"
*"We're all clear!"
*"Oh, looky here."
*"Oh, looky here."
*"Chief, we saved some for you!"
*"Chief, we saved some for you!"
*"Eat it!"
*"Wraith!"
*"Thanks for the help, although we didn't need it."-when Chief or Arbiter kills all enemies in room.
*"You sack of turds!"-heard when shot(IWHBYD needed)
*"Yeah! We owned those fools!"- If you teabag a dead [[Brute]] (May have to be a [[Brute Chieftan]]).
*"That was a lot of people dieing at once."
*"Sen-effing-sational." - Australian [[Marine]].
*"Sen-effing-sational." - Australian [[Marine]].
*"The [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]]'s dead, [[Master Chief|Chief]], now what?" - Said when the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dies in [[Co-op]].
*"I loved [[Arbiter (character)|him]]!" - Said when you kill the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]], [[IWHBYD]] possibly needed.
*"I am sore, and tired, and ready for vengeance!" - [[ODST]] on the [[The Ark (Level)|Ark]]. [[IWHBYD]] possibly needed.
*"I am sore, and tired, and ready for vengeance!" - [[ODST]] on the [[The Ark (Level)|Ark]]. [[IWHBYD]] possibly needed.
*"Frag out, you dumb f...!" - When a [[Marine]] throws a [[Fragmentation Grenade]]. Rarely said, [[IWHBYD]] needed.
*"Hey, man, I'll take good care of your girlfriend!" - Unknown [[IWHBYD]] needed, [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]].
*"Hey, man, I'll take good care of your girlfriend!" - Unknown [[IWHBYD]] needed, [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]].
*"I'm pissed. I just started my cycle and I am out of tampons!" - Female marine, Unknown [[IWHBYD]] needed.
*"All right, the one-man cavalry has arrived!" - [[Marine]], [[Tsavo Highway (Level)|Tsavo Highway]].
*"Ow! my freaking butt cheek."
*"This is as easy as punching children... Not that I have ever done that before...." - [[Marine]] in [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]] barracks, [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Hey, quit cleaning up my garbage, huh?" - Marines to the [[John-117|Chief]] when he kills Covenant soldiers.
*"I'm sick of being a sex symbol." - [[Marine]] in [[Crow's Nest (Base)|Crow's Nest]] barracks, [[IWHBYD]] required.
''* denotes a quote for which the [[Halo 3: IWHBYD (I Would Have Been Your Daddy) Skull|IWHBYD]] [[Halo 3 skulls|skull]] is required''
*"You drive, I wanna shoot stuff! - When getting into [[Scorpion]].
 
*"Come on, everybody, let's get in!" - After the player enters a vehicle. Unsure if [[IWHBYD]] Skull needs to be active or not. Note: when the [[Marine]] says "let's," it is said with a lisp.
'''Scripted dialog'''
*"OK does anybody know how to fix up these alien dudes?" - When an Elite character gets killed
*Marine: "These Brutes are tough..." Female Marine: "Grunts ain't no slouches either." - Sierra 117
*"Oh, man...did the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] just get wasted!?" - When the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dies in [[Co-op]] with the [[IWHBYD]] Skull enabled.
*"Those [[Unggoy|Grunts]] are no slouches either. Brutes must've put something in the tanks."  Co-op - Sierra 117.
*"Hey, I thought [[Spartans]] never died." - [[Marine]] when seeing the [[Master Chief]] die, unsure if [[IWHBYD]] Skull needed. Possibly a reference to [[Ghosts of Onyx]]
*Marine 1: "How did they find us?" Marine 2: "They probably smelled you!" - Crow's Nest
*"Well, I was gonna teabag him, but... Everybody's looking." - [[Marine]] after killing an enemy with [[IWHBYD]] active.
*Female Marine: "It gets inside you. Chews you up." Marine: "We gotta get out of here!" - Floodgate
*"Where's the [[Bubble Shield]]? I saw the [[Master Chief|Chief]] deployed one!" - [[IWHBYD]], when a [[Marine]] is under heavy fire and when the [[Master Chief]] ''does'' deploy a [[Bubble Shield]] somewhere else.
*"Tank beats Ghost!", later "Tank beats [[Mgalekgolo|Hunter]]!", later "Tank beats everything! Oh, man! I could do this all day!"- [[The Ark]] when you get a [[Scorpion Tank]].
*"Hey, you guys ever seen that movie ''Full Metal Jacket''?" -[[The Storm (Level)|The Storm]], after you take out the [[Hunters]] and start heading toward the [[Anti-Air Wraith]] gun.
*"I'm not ''THAT'' good looking..." - Female [[Marine]] if you stare.
*"Hey, do you remember me? I was at [[New Mombasa]]..." - [[ODST]] on the level [[The Covenant (Level)|The Covenant]], if you sit idle too long or push him too much.
*"I admire your skull-cracking pummeling." - After killing an enemy via melee towards the head.
*"I'm surprised his head stayed on." - After killing a [[Grunt]] via melee towards the head.
*"This is Sparta!" - [[IWHBYD]].
*"Dude!... I think I leveled up!" - [[IWHBYD]].
*"[[Grenades]] are like RAM. You can never have too much." - Possible reference to [[Red vs. Blue]].
*"You know what? I only signed on to this for a college credit and a down payment on a car, but that was pretty exciting."
*"How do you like them artifacts!"
*"Chief, you're throwin' hurtin' bombs!!" -said by a female marine
*"You're... you're a dude, right?" -said if you stare
*I know, I got bright and pretty eyes. Right?" -said if you stare
*"What, they ain't got real heroes where you come from?" - said if you stare
*"What, you ain't never seen a real ladies' man before?" -said if you stare
*"Thanks for killing the big scary guy/thingy!" - [[IWHBYD]], after killing a [[Brute Chieftain]]/[[Lekgolo|Hunter]].
*"I throw like a girl." - When a [[Marines|Marine]] throws a [[Grenade]].
*"[[Brutes]]? They're just big kittens with nail guns!"
*"Oh, man! Did you see that?! [[Drones|Those Bugs]] just came down like, Zee-Zwee-Zawam! And we just like, bam-bam. And then, the [[Master Chief|Chief]] came and it's just Shum-shum, bang bang, BOOM! And now, the [[Drones|Buggers]] are all dead! It was amazing!" - Said very fast by a [[Marine]] when [[Drones]] comes out of the vents in [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]]. [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Tonight, we dine in Hell." - Female [[Marine]] in various levels on [[Legendary]] difficulty, this is a reference to the near end of ''300'' Leonidas yells the same thing.
*"Why is this thing so damn loud!?" - [[Warthog]] Gunner, after extended firing, possibly a [[Red vs Blue]] reference with Simmons and the [[Warthog]] gun.
*"Hey, everybody! Give him some room!" - Female (Hispanic) [[Marine]], referring to the [[Master Chief]].
*"Whew. I'm so hot right now..." - Female (African) [[Marine]], [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"DIE, DIE, DIE!" - [[Marine]].
*"Whoa, Chief, you seem to have tripped."-when Master Chief dies, IWHBYD needed
*"Chief, tap him out"- Whispered when you see the [[Urinating Brute]] on [[The Ark]].
*"Tank beats [[Ghosts]]", "Tank beats [[Hunters]]", "Tank beats everything! Oh, man! I could do this all day!"- [[The Ark]] when you get a [[Scorpion Tank]].
*"I wanna go home now. Look at that!" - On [[The Covenant (Level)|The Covenant]], with [[IWHBYD]] Skull activated.
*"Little bastard stung me!"-the Ark
*"Little bastard stung me!"-the Ark
*"Chief, tap him out"- Whispered when you see the [[Urinating Brute]] on [[The Ark]].
*"I am about to stop your life!" - On [[The Covenant (Level)|The Covenant]]
 
*"That's it! Now, you're a dead man!" - Australian [[Marine]], [[IWHBYD]] possibly needed.
'''Miscellaneous nonscripted dialog'''
*"Can you please save the universe now?" - [[ODST]], unknown whether [[IWHBYD]] Skull needed.
*"Who wants frags 'n' ice cream?" and later "I want ice cream!" (Female Marine on [[The Ark]])
*"You drive crazy! A good kind of crazy." - Said by [[Marine]] when you first get into a [[Warthog]] on [[Tsavo Highway (Level)|Tsavo Highway]].
*"Wow, it's not even my birthday!" - When given a [[Spartan Laser]].
*"Join the fight, [[Master Chief|Chief]], we lost your [[Reach|Planet]]." - When player is idle.
*"You should do that, like, all the time!" - When blowing up enemies with [[Tank]] or [[Grenades]].
*"Hey, Chief, Got any plans later?"-male marine stare
*"Oh, look: it's the enemy." - When you see the enemy, ([[IWHBYD]] maybe needed)
*"I was gonna 'bag on that corpse, but I didn't think you guys wanted to see it." - IWHBYD needed, (just after killing brute chieftain on The Storm)
*"They were all like, 'We're gonna take over Earth!' and we're all like, 'Eat these grenades!" - After a battle.
*"Thanks...I guess"-when given a bad weapon
*"I guess we showed them who wears the pants on this planet!" - After a battle.
*"Chief, could you kill all those things? That would REALLY be nice."
*"Na-nana-na nananana" -(to the tune of the Duke of Hazzard's horn the Robert E. Lee)(dixie horn)A marine after going off a jump.  [[IWHBYD]] may be needed.
*"Hey! we....uh, well, I made it." if all other marines but him or one more are dead.
*"Okay, he's gone crazy. Kill it, KILL IT!" marine on berserk Brute
*"Those [[Grunts]] are no slouches either. [[Brutes]] must've put something in the tanks." when playing co-op as the Arbiter cannot speak.
*"Suck it!" when marine gets killing streak
*"Hey, lizard face, catch!" -When throwing a [[Frag Grenade]] at a Brute
*"Holy Crap! It's a Ghost! And it isn't even Halloween!" -Marine engaging a Ghost-IWHBYD Skull needed.
*"You sure about this, Chief?" -Marine giving a better weapon from Chief.
*"Aw! And it isn't even my Birthday yet."-same as above
*"I hate you" - when you keep switching weapons with one marine
*"Uh...okay, what the hell am I suppose to do with this now!?"-Marine giving a weaker weapon
*"Don't worry; I'll make sure your family gets these" marine to dead marine
*"''Semper Fi'', bro....''Semper Fi''..." marine to dead marine
*"Sorry, the grip's a little....sweaty" marine getting off turret
*"Okay, officially now, you're stalking me." Australian Marine when you stare for too long
*(blows kiss) Australian marine when too idle
*"GAH! What's that behind you" being idle
*"Chief, there's some damn aliens that need killing. So, what are we doing?" - When player is idle
*"You know, you have to do something with your life" being idle
*"Is this a test?" being idle
*"Dude! Does your junk itch, too?" being idle
*"We gotta blow their asses off, low-life bastards. Blow all their Grunt and Brute asses right off!"
*"Dude, I really gotta pee..." - While player is idle
*"Dude, he's chargin' his Splazer!" - While MC is charging the Spartan Laser
*"Dude, he's chargin' his Splazer!" - While MC is charging the Spartan Laser
*"Hold on tight, here comes mama!"
*"Have you been outside for the past five or six days?" idle
*"Nifty." When you pull out a turret.
*"Yeah... I don't feel that way... about you." idle
*I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence!" IWHBYD required obviously
*"All right, everybody, take five... seconds." after big battle
*"Let's check the guest list. Anyone left?
*"You know, with that helmet on, I cant tell if your staring at me... it's weird... creepy."
*"Tonight, we dine in Hell." Female Marine, reference to ''300''.*
*"I want nothing but smoke and butts!"
*"[[Jiralhanae|Brutes]]? They're just big kittens with nail guns!"
*"My sister had the same problem before I taught her how to drive a stick." drive badly. I got it doing a flip
*"How do you like them artifacts?"
*"Damn, I almost got an Achievement" very rare, even with IWHBYD.
*"[[Grenades]] are like RAM. You can never have too much." - Possible reference to [[Red vs Blue]].
*"This is Sparta!" Reference to ''300''.*
*"Hey, you guys ever seen that movie ''Full Metal Jacket''?" -[[The Storm (Level)|The Storm]], after you take out the [[Hunters]] and start heading toward the {{Pattern|Ogab'd|anti-aircraft Wraith}} gun.
*"Where's the [[Bubble Shield]]? I saw the [[John-117|Chief]] deployed one!" When a [[Marine]] is under heavy fire and when the [[John-117|Master Chief]] ''does'' deploy a [[Bubble Shield]] somewhere else.*
*"Ummm... How come that guy is getting back up?" - When a Flood Combat Form is revived.
 
'''When you show up'''
*”Did you go somewhere? And why didn't you bring back two?" Pete Stacker upon seeing you.
*"All right, the one-man cavalry has arrived!" - [[Tsavo Highway]].
*"Chief, feel free to start shooting!"
*"Now we get some real firepower! A Spartan!"
*"Argh! There he be!" -When spotting [[John-117|John]] (Reference to Bungie's April Fool's Joke, "Pimps at Sea".)
 
'''When you leave'''
*"Remember, if you need any tips on fighting the [[Covenant]], I'm the expert.”
 
'''Upon spotting the enemy'''
*"Contact!"
*"Where the hell did he come from?!"
*"We have a situation!"
*"They're undead, they're slimy, they're stinky. I hate them.” Flood
*"Bantha Foxtrot!" A homage to Star Wars.*
*"You'd think space-faring monkeys would've taken a shower, too."
*"I am going to rip off your arms and play bongos on your head!" said by ODST
*"I am going to rip off your arms and play bongos on your head!" said by ODST
*"I want nothing but smoke and butts!"
*"Hey, who got that sniper? I wanna shake their hand." said by American marine at the beginning of [[Tsavo Highway]] after killing a Jackal sniper
*"We gotta blow their asses off, low-life bastards. Blow all their Grunt and Brute asses right off!”
*"That was just an hors d'oeuvre. Bring on the steak!"
*"Chief, could you kill all those things? That would REALLY be nice."
*"But I heard you killed a Hunter with a rusty spork!" -After you take away their good weapon-IWHBYD required
*"Oh, look: it's the enemy."
*"Who wants frags 'n' ice cream?" and later "I want ice cream!"*
*"I am about to stop your life!"
*"I wanna go home now. Look at that!"
*"I'm going to rip out your beating heart, and show it to your dying eyes!"-Said by an ODST.
*"More contacts!"
*"We have a tango right in front of us!"
*"It's time for the shaft, baby! Oh, yeah!" Reference to 'The Shaft', a Bungie joke. IWHBYD skull not needed.
 
'''When an enemy hides.'''
*"Where'd he go?"
*"He's got cover!"
*"I lost him!"
*"Come out where I can see you!"
*"Bastard's got cover!"
*"I don't see him."
*"You see him?"
 
'''When a Brute goes berserk'''
*"Tango's gone Section 8!"
*"He's gone mental!"
*"Okay, he's gone crazy. Kill it, KILL IT!"
*"Ow, ow, GOD it feels worse then getting shot!"- Said if punched multiple times, IWHBYD possibly needed.
 
'''Calling out a specific threat!"
*"Up ahead: single [[Brute]], plus backup."
*"Snipers!"
*"Sniper!"
*"Sniper! Take cover!"
*"They've got snipers now?!"
*"Wraith!"
*"We've got a Wraith!"
*"Wraith inbound!"
*"Ah man! They've got a Wraith!"
*"Wraith targeting our position!"
*"We have a Wraith coming for breakfast!"
*"Banshee!"
*"Look out! Banshee!"
*"Ghost!"
*"Ghost inbound!"
*"We've got a Ghost!"
*"Drones!"
*"We've got Drones inbound!"
*"Let's grease the [[Jiralhanae|Bravo]] with the hammer!"  Chieftain
*"Holy Crap! It's a Ghost! And it isn't even Halloween!"  Ghost*
*"Hunters!"
*"Hunters! Concentrate fire!"
*"With a target that fricking big, we don't even gotta aim!" On the Ark, when fighting Hunters.
*"We have a [[Brute]] with a [[Gravity hammer (fiction)|Hammer]]!"
*"He's got a hammer!" - Seeing a Brute Chieftain
*"Look out for that hammer!"
*"Phantom!"
*"[[Phantom]]! What now?!"
*"Phantom inbound!"
*"Enemy dropship inbound!"
*"Enemy air support inbound!"
*"Whoa! A [[Deutoros-pattern Scarab|Scarab]]!"
*"We've got a Scarab!"
*"Uh oh! Scarab!"
*"You're kidding me: A Scarab?"
*"Brute Chopper!"
*"We've got a Chopper!"
*"Chopper inbound!"
*"Active camo! Watch out!"
*"They're using a turret!"
*"They've got a turret!"
*"Look out for the turret!"
*"Turret! Move!"
 
'''When a specific threat is neutralized.'''
*"Sniper is down!" - Kig-yar Sniper
*"Sniper is out of commission!"
*"Suck on that, Sniper jerk!"
*"Wraith is down!" - Wraith
*"Wraith is just scrap metal now!"- as above
*"That Wraith won't be bothering us anymore."
*"I don't believe it!" - Scarab is destroyed (on the Storm)
*"Banshee's down!" - Banshee
*"I like the Brutes. Got a lot of area to shoot, know what I mean? Ha ha!"
*"I love taking down [[Brute]]s."
*"Ghost is down!" - Ghost
*"Ghost neutralized!"
*"Chopper is down!"
*"Chopper down!"
*"Turret's down!"
 
'''When one kills an enemy'''
*"That guy was starting to freak me out; I'm so glad he's dead."  Brute
*"I'm going to shave this one and see if we're related."  Brute
*"Damn right, they go bang!"  after throwing grenade at them
*"I will dance on your grave."
*"Well, I was gonna teabag him, but... Everybody's looking."*
*"I was gonna [[Corpse Humping|'bag]] on that corpse, but I didn't think you guys wanted to see it."*
*"This is as easy as punching children... Not that I have ever done that before...."*
*"Got one!"
 
'''When you kill an enemy'''
*"Hey! This guy's got ownage"
*"Whoa! You know Kung Fu?" melee kill*
*"He's tearing them to pieces!"  multi-kill
*"I like your style, Chief."  grenade spam
*"He got a Killing Spree!"  multi-kill*
*"Chief, can I be your friend?"
*"Chief, can I be your friend?"
*"Hey, who got that sniper? I wanna shake their hand."  killing an enemy who has a [[Type-50 particle beam rifle|Beam Rifle]]
*"He got a Killing Spree!" - IWHBYD needed
*"You should do that, like, all the time!" - When blowing up enemies with a [[M808B Scorpion MBT|Tank]] or [[Grenades]].
*Marine 1: "Shotgun!"
*"Thanks for killing the big scary guy/thingy!" [[Campaign Scoring|150-point]] enemy*
Marine 2: "Shotgun! Shit!" Said when entering a Warthog. IWHBYD needed, reference to RvB.
*"I admire your skull-cracking pummeling." melee kill
*"Yeah, now take a crap in my hat!"
*"I'm surprised his head stayed on." melee kill
*Did you go somewhere? And why didn't you bring back two?" Pete Stacker upon seeing you.
*"Now that's what ''I'' call ''Rambo''!" multi-kill*
*"You always had to act so damn tough..." - Marine to dead marine
*"Wow, is it's head really as soft as you made it seem?" (After killing an enemy by way of a melee to the face)
*"Boy, the uglier they are, the harder they fall."
*"You knocked his ass out!"
* "Ah, I'm hit!"
*"I almost felt bad for him."
"Oh, shut up and start shootin'!"
*"He is killing the hell out of them!"
*"Grenades! Come on, get 'em in there."
*"Nice throw!" - When using a grenade to take out an enemy.
*"He's just killing them!"
*"That hurt 'em!"
*"Nice kill, sir!"
*"Keep tearing 'em up!"
*"He never had a chance!"
*"Look at him wade through those bad guys!"
 
'''When you [[Janitor|kill-steal]]'''
*"Hey, I'm working on my record!
*"Damn, I almost got an Achievement!"*
*"I'll ask for help when I need it."
*"Hey! That was mine!"
*"Find your own kill!"
 
'''After clearing an area of hostiles'''
*"Good work!"
*"We win! Ha ha!"
*"We're all clear!"
*"You know what?  I only signed on to this for a college credit and a down payment on a car, but that was pretty exciting."
*"Oh, man! Did you see that?! [[Drones|Those Bugs]] just came down like, Zee-Zwee-Zawam! And we just like, bam-bam. And then, the [[John-117|Chief]] came and it's just Shum-shum, bang bang, BOOM! And now, the [[Drones|Buggers]] are all dead! It was amazing!" When all [[Yanme'e|Drones]] have been killed as the Master Chief returns to the ops-center*
*"They were all like, 'We're gonna take over Earth!' and we're all like, 'Eat these grenades!
*"All right, everybody, take five... seconds."
*"I guess we showed them who wears the pants on this planet!"
*"Dude!... I think I leveled up!"
*"That was a massacre! A slaughter! A, uh, uh, massacre-slaughter!" After clearing an area of enemies.  
*"That was sooooo easy." - Female Marine
*"That was a lot of people dieing at once."
*"Ha-ha-ha, I wish they were all that easy."-Female [[Marine]].
*"We kicked asses and took names; then, we kicked their sister's asses." IWHBYD possibly needed.
*"I'll take one of those over fighting a [[Deutoros-pattern Scarab|Scarab]] any day."  
*"Thanks for the help, although we didn't need it."-when Chief or Arbiter kills all enemies in room.
 
'''When you [[Corpse Humping|tea bag]] a dead enemy'''
*"Chief! Stop humping that corpse, you know better."
*"Yeah! We owned those fools!"- If you teabag a dead [[Brute]] (May have to be a [[Brute Chieftain]]).
 
'''When firing at an enemy'''
*"Eat lead!"
*"He took cover. Flush him out!" if the Marine loses the line of fire
*"We need to grenade their position"
*"We need to grenade their position"
**"Aye, aye, sir."
"Aye, aye, sir."
*"Grenades! Come on, get 'em in there."
*"I like your style, Chief." spam grenades.
*"Boy, the uglier they are, the harder they fall."
*" Oh, no, explodey, roundy things!" marine upon seeing a grenade
*"Suck it!"
*"Chief, get up, man! You're scaring me!" when you die
*"Hey, lizard face, catch!" - throwing a grenade
*"Someone, get me some morphine!" When marine is shot.
*"That's it! Now, you're a dead man!"
*"I will dance on your grave."
*"DIE, DIE, DIE!"
*"He's tearing them to pieces!" go on a killing spree.
*"I throw like a girl." - When a [[Marines|Marine]] throws a [[Grenade]] and it misses.
*"Hold on tight, here comes mama!"
*"I'm sending you back to [[Doisac|Planet Jackass]], [[Jiralhanae|Jackass]]!"
*"Let's grease the Bravo with the hammer!"
*"Frag out, you dumb f...!" - When a [[Marine]] throws a [[Fragmentation Grenade]]. Rarely said, [[IWHBYD]] needed.
*"He took cover. Flush him out!"
*"Fire in the hole!" - Throwing a grenade  
*"Well, this is a pickle, isn't it." when chief dies
*"Play Ball!"-when throwing a [[Frag Grenade]].
*"You run, I gun. Hey, that rhymed!"
*"Put a Pineapple in there!" - Throwing a grenade.
*"This is for Earth!"
*"Eat it!"
*"Ice the Tango!"
*"Surprise, crap-face!"
*"Time for your Spanking!"
*"I'm gonna rip off your head and shove (or stow) it where the sun don't shine!"
*"I'm gonna' rip your head off and put it in a jar!" (A reference to Bungie's dog head, ''Ling Ling''.)
*"Stay together, team!" - Marine/Sergeant, Marine, Sergeant, in that order, if two or more Marines are pinned down and decide to attack.
*"I'm gonna rip out your heart and show it to your dying eyes."
 
'''When you fire on a Marine'''
*"Do I look like a [[Grunt]] to you?"-when you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"Hey! Same team!"
*"Friendly fire!"
*"It's very simple: SHOOT THE ALIENS!"
*"Do I owe you money?"
*"Hold your fire!"
*"Hey! It's me!"
*"Stop shooting at me!"
 
'''When shot at by the enemy'''
*"Someone, get me some morphine!"
*"Oh, no, explodey, roundy things!"  Plasma Grenades
*"I wanna go home now!" - If being shot.
*"Ah, I'm hit!"
**"Oh, shut up and start shootin'!"
*"You sack of turds!"- when shot (IWHBYD needed)
*"Ow! Son of a..."
*"Damn it! That hurt!"
*"Oh great! Now my armor's shot to hell!"
*"Oh, yeah, I'm hurt."
*"Oh, yeah, I need a corpsman!"
 
'''When you give a Marine a good weapon'''
*"Woo-hoo! I won a lottery!"
*"The gun you gave me is more expensive than the one I had." When giving a marine a [[Weapon/Anti-Vehicle Model 6 Grindell/Galilean Nonlinear Rifle|Spartan Laser]]. (cost of a laser is greater than that of four Warthogs)
*"That was just an hors d'oeuvre. Bring on the steak!"
*"You sure about this, Chief?"
*"Aw! And it isn't even my birthday yet."
*"Wow, it's not even my birthday!"
*"This must be my lucky day!" when given a good weapon like a [[Rocket Launcher]].
*"Thanks." when given a decent weapon.
 
'''When you give a Marine a bad weapon'''
*"Great, now, I can just shoot myself!"
*"Yeah, now take a crap in my hat!"
*"But I heard you killed a Hunter with a rusty spork!"
*"I hate you."
*"Uh...okay, what the hell am I suppose to do with this now!?"
*"Thanks...I guess.”
*"What am I supposed to do with this peashooter?"
*"Wow. What a crappy gun. Thanks!"
*"Honestly, I'd rather you poke me in the eye." - when giving a Marine a bad weapon. IWHBYD possibly needed.
*"But I wrote my name on it!" when deprived of a good weapon like a [[Rocket Launcher]].
*"Well, I guess I'm less of a target this way." - Said when the Chief takes a heavy weapon from a Marine.
 
'''When you kill a Marine or another ally'''
*"What did he ever do to you???"
*"Dude! Not cool!"
*"You killed one of us!"
*"He was on our side!"
*"I loved [[Arbiter (character)|him]]!" - Said when you kill the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]], [[IWHBYD]] possibly needed.
*"You could have just asked him for his weapon!"
*"You didn't have to kill him!"
 
'''When you kill 3 or more allies'''
*"Kill him, he's a traitor!"
*"Stop him, Stop him now!!"
*"He's gone Section 8!"
 
'''When an enemy kills an ally'''
*"Man down! Man down!"
*"Oh, no! They killed that alien dude! What's his name, the Arbitrator, or somethin'..." [[Thel 'Vadam|Arbiter]]
*"We were told we could kick some ass here."
*"We were told we could kick some ass here."
*"You always had to act so damn tough..."
*"Nifty" When you pull out a turret.
*"Don't worry; I'll make sure your family gets these"
*"You'd think space-faring monkeys would've taken a shower, too."
*"''Semper Fi'', bro....''Semper Fi''..."
*"The gun you gave me is more expensive than the one I had." When giving a marine
 
a Spartan Laser. IWHBYD unknown.
'''When you die'''
*"Oh, crap! Chief's dead!" - When Master Chief dies.
*"I might as well commit suicide."
*"Bantha Foxtrot!" A homage to Star Wars. IWHBYD probably needed.
*"Oh, crap! Chief's dead!"
*"Great, now, I can just shoot myself!" said when given a bad weapon.
*"Well, this is a pickle, isn't it."
*"Whoa! You know Kung Fu?" IWHBYD needed.
*"Chief, get up, man! You're scaring me!"
*"Hey! This guy's got ownage" IWHBYD needed.
*"Whoa, Chief, you seem to have tripped.
*"Chief! Stop humping that corpse, you know better." Marine when you hump or [[Corpse Humping|tea bag]] a Brute's dead body.
*"OK does anybody know how to fix up these alien dudes?" - When an Elite character gets killed
*"Hey, I'm working on my record!" when Master Chief kills a enemy that was already under marine fire.
*"Oh, man...did the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] just get wasted!?" - When the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dies in [[Co-op]]*
*"I might as well commit suicide."-last marine when Chief dies IWHBYD needed
*"Hey, I thought [[Spartans]] never died."*
*"Remember, if you need any tips on fighting the [[Covenant]], I'm the expert" when Chief parts ways with a marine
*"You killed the Chief, '''YOU BASTARDS!'''" when Master Chief dies. (''South Park'' Reference)
*"Woo-hoo! I won a lottery!" When given a good weapon, IWHBYD needed
*"You guys can start crapping your pants now, because the [[Chief]]'s dead!"
*I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence!" IWHBYD required obviously
*"Chief...Chief, get up!" - when [[John-117|Master Chief]] dies.
*"There isn't any milk coming out of these, so turn away" said when staring a a female marines chest, IWHBYD required
*"They killed the Chief!"
*"Don't stare at me... it makes me nervous" when staring at a marine, IWHBYD possibly required
*"Chief's wasted, man!"
*"Dude, back off. That may work on the chicks, but not on me" said by a male marine when stared at
*"Hey! we....uh, well, I made it." if more than 50% casualties
*"Oh, no! They killed that alien dude! What's his name, the Arbitraitor, or somethin'..." Said when the Arbiter is killed, [[IWHBYD]] skull needed.
*"The [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]]'s dead, [[John-117|Chief]], now what?" - Said when the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dies in [[Co-op]].
*"They're undead, they're slimy, they're stinky. I hate them" referring to flood, IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
*"Nice job, asshole; now, who's going to save [[Earth]]?" when a Marine mistakenly killed you [[IWHBYD]] needed.  
*"Let's see if the airbag works" When a warthog flips at speed, IWHBYD possibly needed.
 
*"Let's check the guest list. Anyone left?
'''When you stare at a Marine for some time'''
*"Damn right, they go bang!" after throwing grenade at them
*"You're making me uncomfortable."-Female [[Marine]].
*"I'm going to shave this one and see if we're related." to a dead Brute.
*"Dude, back off. That may work on the chicks, but not on me."
*"That guy was starting to freak me out; I'm so glad he's dead." After killing a Brute.
*"There isn't any milk coming out of these, so turn away.”
*"He's gone mental!" - when a Brute goes beserk
*"Don't stare at me... it makes me nervous.”
*"Tin man's gonna save our asses...." when Master Chief arrives (perhaps mocking him?)
*"You know, with that helmet on, I cant tell if your staring at me... it's weird... creepy."
*"This thing tears stuff up!"-Marine when on Warthog Turret, especially on Tsavo Highway.
*"Yeah... I don't feel that way... about you."
*"Have you been outside for the past five or six days?"
*"Dude, I really gotta pee..."
*"Dude! Does your junk itch, too?"
*"Okay, officially now, you're stalking me." (Australian)
*''*blows kiss*''
*"GAH! What's that behind you"
*"Chief, there's some damn aliens that need killing. So, what are we doing?"
*"You know, you have to do something with your life"
*"Is this a test?"
*"Hey, Chief, Got any plans later?"
*"Join the fight, Chief, we lost your [[Reach|Planet]]."
*"Can you please save the universe now?”
*"Whew. I'm so hot right now..." - Female (African)
*"Hey, everybody! Give [[John-117|him]] some room!" - Female (Hispanic)
*"Chief, you're throwin' hurtin' bombs!!"
*"You're... you're a dude, right?"
*I know, I got bright and pretty eyes. Right?"
*"What, they ain't got real heroes where you come from?
*"What, you ain't never seen a real ladies' man before?"
*"Hey, do you remember me? I was at [[New Mombasa]]..." - [[ODST]] on the level [[The Covenant (Level)|The Covenant]]
*"I'm not ''THAT'' good looking..."
*"I'm sick of being a sex symbol." [[Marine]] in [[Crow's Nest (Base)|Crow's Nest]] barracks*
*"*non understandable Chinese* I wish I was someone else right now!" - ''Firefly'' reference, Alan Tudyk marine on [[The Ark]]. The same exact quote is spoked in an episode of firefly. IWHBYD required, rare.
*"Either kiss me, or go away"- IWHBYD possibly required
*"Dude, stop staring at me; there isn't a party going on in my pants" - said when you stare at a Marine. IWHBYD required to have a female say it.
*"I know, right? I look cute in this." - when staring at a female Marine. IWHBYD possibly needed.
*"Ugh, we're working over here, go find something to do yourself." - when Chief is too close to a group of Marines.
*"Dude, I ain't doing nothing." - when stared at.
*"You know, you're making me really uncomfortable." - when stared at.
*"Keep your eyes to yourself!"-Female [[Marine]].
*"You know, with that helmet on, I can't tell if you're staring at me or not."
*"Can I get ya something, [[Chief]]?
*"Is there something in my teeth?"
*"Creepy!"
*"See something ya like? Well, you're not my type." Female Marine.
*"What are you staring at?" Female Marine.
*"All right, pull 'em down." -Staring at a female Marine, IWHBYD needed.
*"Hey, take a picture; it will last longer."
*"Why don't you just take a picture?"
*"You know, Arbiter, on Earth, it's rude to stare." - In Co-Op, when the Arbiter stares at a Marine.
 
'''Vehicle related'''
 
''Misc''
*"Drive, Dumbass!" - If you stop moving while being shot at. IWHBYD required
*"Gimme a better angle!"-Marine in turret.
*"Mount up, marines! And I don't mean that in a rude way." - IWHBYD required
 
''Getting into driver's seat''
*"Hang tight!"
*"I'll drive."
 
''When marine is removed from driving''
*"Man, I never get to drive."
*"Why do you always get to drive?"
*"Yes, sir, Master Chief."
 
''Entering passenger''
*"Shotgun!"
**"Shotgun! Shit!"  IWHBYD needed, reference to RvB.
*"You drive, I wanna shoot stuff! [[M808B Scorpion MBT|Scorpion]]
*"Come on, everybody, let's get in!"
*"Shotgun, SHOTGUN!!, One must say it in sight of the vehicle!" IWHBYD required
*"I say 'shotgun'!"
*"Let's go, Arbiter dude!" When entering a vehicle driven by the Arbiter.
*"Thanks for the ride!"
*"I could use a lift."
*"Time to get to work, Arbiter dude!" When entering a vehicle with the Arbiter in it.
*"I got shotgun!"
 
''Manning a turret''
*"Why is this thing so damn loud!?" After extended firing, possibly a [[Red vs Blue]] reference
*"Let me shoot, I'm in a real bad mood!" when getting on a [[Warthog]] turret.
*"Find me something to shoot."
*"Find me something to decimate!"
*"You run, I gun. Hey, that rhymed!"
 
''Firing the turret.''
*"Watch it lead foot! I'm trying to clean up this place!"
*"I'm just mowing the lawn."
*"This here is why I signed on!"
 
''When a marine kills an enemy with a turret''
*"This thing tears stuff up!"
*"I don't think it's dancing."
 
''Unmanning a turret''
*"Sorry, the grip's a little....sweaty."
*"Aww, I was having fun."
*"You're a better shot anyway."
*"Yes sir Master Chief, sir."
*"She's all yours, sir."
 
''When you drive well''
*"You drive crazy! A good kind of crazy."
*"That's some fancy driving!"
 
''When you drive badly''
*"Let's see if the airbag works.”
*"My sister had the same problem before I taught her how to drive a stick."
*"Wow, you really suck at driving!"
*"Dude, you're gonna blow your license!"
*"Nice driving...NOT!"
*"You drive crazy!"
 
''When you ramp-jump''
*"Na-nana-na nananana" -(to the tune of the Duke of Hazzard's horn the Robert E. Lee)
*"That was irresponsibly cool!" After a large jump.
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===[[Red vs. Blue]] Easter Egg Quotes on Crow's Nest===
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*[[Marine]]: "Hey, Open Up!"  
*Voice: "Password, please!"
*[[Marine]]: "You gotta be kidding me. What password?"
*Voice: "The password so that we don't open the door for [[Brutes]]."
*[[Marine]]: "Do I sound like a [[Brute]] to you?"
*Voice: "Well, you could be held prisoner by [[Brutes]]."
*[[Marine]]: "If I was being held prisoner by [[Brutes]] and I knew the password, they could just force me to tell you the password and you would open the door for them."
*Voice: "...Okay, now, I'm definitely not gonna open the door."
*[[Marine]]: "But we need AMMO!"
*Voice: "So, why don't you go ask your [[Brute]] buddies then?"
 
Conversation between two [[Marines]] on the level [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]]. [[Red vs Blue]] cameo, by the voices of Tucker ([[Marine]]) & Doc (Voice) - [[Easy]] and [[Normal]] difficulties.
 
====[[Heroic]] Difficulty====
*[[Marine]]: "Hey, open up!"
*Voice: "Password."
*[[Marine]]: "What?!"
*Voice: "Need the password!"
*[[Marine]]: "Oh, you got to be kidding me, what password?!"
*Voice: "Password! They gave it out in the Staff Meeting, fifteen minutes ago."
*[[Marine]]: "Meeting? What meeting?! I was out here!"
*Voice: "Not suppose to let anyone in without it."
*[[Marine]]: "If the Staff Meeting just ended, no one outside is going to know the freaking password, so open up! We need ammo and [[The Chief]] is out here."
*Voice: "...Does he know the password?"
*[[Marine]]: "He wasn't at the meeting either!"
 
Conversation heard only on [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]] in [[Heroic]]. The [[Marine]]'s voice is Simmons and the voice is Grif.
 
====[[Legendary]] Difficulty====
*[[Marine]]: "Hey! Open up!"  
*Voice: "What's the password?"
*[[Marine]]: "Password? Oh, man, I forgot."
*Voice: "Forgot... what?"
*[[Marine]]: "I forgot the password."
*Voice: "See, that was almost right. Uh, see, the password begins with 'I forgot', but ends differently. Um, try again."
*[[Marine]]: "No. I mean, I forgot the password."
*Voice: "No, okay, see, you— you got it wrong again. See, you said the same thing as last time."
*[[Marine]]: "I'm being serious: I don't know the password!"
*Voice: "No, no, no, see, you changed the first part. See, that— that part was the right part. See, now, you've got the whole thing wrong!"
*[[Marine]]: "No! I forgot what the password is and I just need you to open the door!"
*Voice: "All right, c'mon, man, now, you're just guessing!"
 
Only heard on [[Legendary]]. The [[UNSC Marine Corps|marine]] banging the door is voiced by Church and the marine on the other side of the door is voiced by Caboose.
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==Miscellaneous/Unsorted==
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*"THAT GHOST IS TOAST!" - said in [[Halo 3]] if you destroy a ghost with an explosive weapon
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*"Relax thats why there are drugs."
*"Unless you're digging a grave back there, you're wasting my time."-Female Marine
*"You are so gonna get laid tonight!" - If you take out a large group of enemies.
*"I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off me sticks to you. HAHA!"
*"Wait here, Cortana, I'll go get help!"-When the Chief dies.
*"Wait here, Cortana, I'll go get help!"-When the Chief dies.
*"Um, Chief? Would you like to see a holo-picture of my kids?"-When you stare too long.
*"Um, Chief? Would you like to see a holo-picture of my kids?"-When you stare too long.
*"Say hello to Vera" - Firefly reference, said by Adam Baldwins Marine
*"Say hello to Vera" - Firefly reference IWHBYD skull required.
*"Move along, nothing to see... Move along, nothing to see." - After a fight.
*"Move along, nothing to see... Move along, nothing to see." - After a fight.
*"Hold your positions!"
*"Hold your positions!"
*"Hey, I've got a live one!"
*"Hey, I've got a live one!"
*"Don't play with it, soldier."
*"Don't play with it, soldier."
*"I'M A COWARDLY FOOL!"
*"That's right, that just happened!"
*"That's right, that just happened!"
*"Here's an idea, put down the gun, and go hug it!" - When you shoot a marine.
*"New vehicles just don't fall out of the sky!" - When crashing with a [[Warthog]].
*"New vehicles just don't fall out of the sky!" - When crashing with a [[Warthog]].
*"Here comes the one-man army!" - When a [[Marine]] spots the [[John-117|Master Chief]].
*"Here comes the one-man army!" - When a [[Marine]] spots the [[Master Chief]].
*"Okay, guys, back to my place for pie!"
*"Okay, guys, back to my place for pie!"
*"All right, let's move and mount it, [[Marines]], and not in a rude way!" - [[Marine]] getting in a vehicle with other [[Marines]], [[IWHBYD]] needed.
*"All right, let's move and mount it, [[Marines]], and not in a rude way!" - [[Marine]] getting in a vehicle with other [[Marines]], [[IWHBYD]] needed.
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*"I'm not THAT good looking.... Or, maybe I am." - Female [[Marine]], [[IWHBYD]].
*"I'm not THAT good looking.... Or, maybe I am." - Female [[Marine]], [[IWHBYD]].
*"My face! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!!" - A [[Marine]], when injured.
*"My face! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!!" - A [[Marine]], when injured.
*"Gee, thanks a ton [[John-117|Chief]]." - When given a bad weapon.
*"Gee, thanks a ton [[Master Chief|Chief]]." - When given a bad weapon.
*"Everyone, buckle up! It's the law." - When [[Marines]] board a vehicle.
*"Everyone, buckle up! It's the law." - When [[Marines]] board a vehicle.
*"I actually have really good motor skills..." - Upon kicking a [[Marine]] out of the driver's seat of a [[Warthog]].
*"I actually have really good motor skills..." - Upon kicking a [[Marine]] out of the driver's seat of a [[Warthog]].
*"We got a Ghost! And it's not even Halloween!" - A [[Marine]], upon seeing a Ghost.
*"We got a [[Ghost]]! And it's not even Halloween!" - A [[Marine]], upon seeing a [[Ghost]].
*"Why, what's wrong with it?" - When giving a stronger weapon.
*"Why, what's wrong with it?" - When giving a stronger weapon.
*"Let's go, [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dude!" - If idle too long, and [[Marine]] approaches the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]].
*"Let's go, [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dude!" - If idle too long, and [[Marine]] approaches the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]].
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*"Shotgun!" - Upon entering a vehicle.
*"Shotgun!" - Upon entering a vehicle.
*"Called it!"
*"Called it!"
*"How long were you in [[Cryo-chamber|Cryo]]?" - To the [[John-117|Master Chief]].
*"How long were you in [[Cryo-chamber|Cryo]]?" - To the [[Master Chief]].
*"Right through his mind!" - Headshot.
*"Right through his mind!" - Headshot.
*"Hey, you're the man!" - When given better weapon.
*"Hey, you're the man!" - When given better weapon.
*"Hey, let me know when you want it back." - When given better weapon.
*"Hey, let me know when you want it back." - When given better weapon.
*"He's KIA." - When another [[Marine]] is dead.
*"He's KIA." - When another [[Marine]] is dead.
*"Protect the [[John-117|Chief]]!" - When the [[John-117|Master Chief]]'s shields are down.
*"Protect the [[Master Chief|Chief]]!" - When the [[Master Chief]]'s shields are down.
*"[[Sergeant]], we need backup!" - When being overrun.
*"[[Sergeant]], we need backup!" - When being overrun.
*"I feel like a settler trading with a Native American." - After giving good weapon, [[IWHBYD]] maybe required.
*"I feel like a settler trading with a Native American." - After giving good weapon, [[IWHBYD]] maybe required.
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*"Yes, sir, we got trouble, right here in River City!" - Reference to The Music Man. [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Yes, sir, we got trouble, right here in River City!" - Reference to The Music Man. [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Do not open till Christmas!" - Throwing [[Grenade]].
*"Do not open till Christmas!" - Throwing [[Grenade]].
*"This, right here, is why I signed up!!" - [[Marine]] in vehicle with the [[John-117|Master Chief]].
*"This, right here, is why I signed up!!" - [[Marine]] in vehicle with the [[Master Chief]].
*"Kill-stealing son of a bitch!" - [[IWHBYD]].
*"Kill-stealing son of a bitch!" - [[IWHBYD]].
*"Hey, you're the perfect height to kiss my ass!"
*"Hey, you're the perfect height to kiss my ass!"
*"Merry Christmas!" - Throwing a [[Grenade]].
*"Merry Christmas!" - Throwing a [[Grenade]].
*"Got something for ya!" - Throwing a [[Grenade]]. Possibly a reference to [[Red vs Blue]] when Donut kills Tex.
*"Got something for ya!" - Throwing a [[Grenade]]. Possibly a reference to [[Red vs. Blue]] when Donut kills Tex.
*"I made you a little going-away present." - Throwing a [[Grenade]].
*"I made you a little going-away present." - Throwing a [[Grenade]].
*"Here you go, sunshine." - Throwing a [[Grenade]].
*"Here you go, sunshine." - Throwing a [[Grenade]].
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*"That ain't a puppy, [[Marines|Marine]]." - [[Sergeant]].
*"That ain't a puppy, [[Marines|Marine]]." - [[Sergeant]].
*"You all right, mate?" "Yeah, I'll make it." - Or any other positive remark.
*"You all right, mate?" "Yeah, I'll make it." - Or any other positive remark.
*"[[John-117|Chief]], can you teach me how to do that?"
*"[[Master Chief|Chief]], can you teach me how to do that?"
*"I like the way you think, [[John-117|Chief]]."
*"I like the way you think, [[Master Chief|Chief]]."
*"Any chance you might have had, you just lost it..." - Female [[Marine]] in [[Halo]] 2 when given a weaker weapon.
*"Any chance you might have had, you just lost it..." - Female [[Marine]] in [[Halo]] 2 when given a weaker weapon.
*"Bloody [[Drones|Bugs]]!"
*"Bloody [[Drones|Bugs]]!"
*"Good job/nice kill, man, I'm glad he's on our side..." - [[Halo 2]] & [[Halo 3]].  
*"Good job/nice kill, man, I'm glad he's on our side..." - [[Halo 2]] & [[Halo 3]].  
*"Aw, that's another one for the [[John-117|Chief]]."
*"Aw, that's another one for the [[Master Chief|Chief]]."
*"I think I heard that." - Melee in [[Halo 2]] & [[Halo 3]].
*"I think I heard that." - Melee in [[Halo 2]] & [[Halo 3]].
*"Dude, these guys are from outer space...and we're killing them!" - [[Halo 3]] - said after a battle.
*"Dude, these guys are from outer space...and we're killing them!" - [[Halo 3]] - said after a battle.
*"Wheeeww, I, uh, just pissed my pants" When the player does a barrel roll and ends on four wheels.
*"Nationwide sure as hell ain't on your side!" When the player destroys an enemy vehicle.
*"Hey bastard! Have a grenade! Whoops, forgot the pin!" When the marine throws a grenade.
*"Oh my god, is that Bob?" If the chief is holding a skull. Rare, even with IWHBYD.
*"If we're still alive and I still have my wallet, drinks on me!" If the warthog is flipped by an explosive.
*"How do you, um, drink?"To a random player.
*"Bam! His skull imploded!" - After you kill an enemy by meleeing him.
*"Bam! His skull imploded!" - After you kill an enemy by meleeing him.
*"Is his skull really as soft as that made it look?" - After you melee a [[Unggoy|Grunt]] in the head.
*"Is his skull really as soft as that made it look?" - After you melee a [[Unggoy|Grunt]] in the head.
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*"Hey, ChapStick."
*"Hey, ChapStick."
*"Hey, I hear their main weakness is for bananas. We got any bananas?" - After killing [[Brutes]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"Hey, I hear their main weakness is for bananas. We got any bananas?" - After killing [[Brutes]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"Hey, man, if I get injured, be sure to give me lots of drugs!" - To the [[John-117|Master Chief]].
*"Hey, man, if I get injured, be sure to give me lots of drugs!" - To the [[Master Chief]].
*"What's the matter? Am I comin' on too strong?" - Female [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"What's the matter? Am I comin' on too strong?" - Female [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"Hey, baby!"  
*"Hey, baby!"  
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*"That's one way to save ammo." - After splattering the [[Covenant]] in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"That's one way to save ammo." - After splattering the [[Covenant]] in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Aw, sir, it's more fun shooting them!" - After splattering the [[Covenant]] in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Aw, sir, it's more fun shooting them!" - After splattering the [[Covenant]] in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Uh... [[John-117|Chief]], could you at least pretend to aim?"
*"Uh... [[Master Chief|Chief]], could you at least pretend to aim?"
*"Have we tried reasoning with them?" - When fighting.
*"Have we tried reasoning with them?" - When fighting.
*"Dude, are you made of leprechauns? Cause that was awesome!"
*"Dude, are you made of leprechauns? Cause that was awesome!"
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*"Damn, I forgot the plan.... Oh, yeah, kill the aliens."
*"Damn, I forgot the plan.... Oh, yeah, kill the aliens."
*"Come on, get back up so I can kill you again!!"
*"Come on, get back up so I can kill you again!!"
*"Do you think aliens have insurance?"
*"Do you think aliens have insurance?"
*"He-he, tickles, don't it?"
*"He-he, tickles, don't it?"
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*"Watch where you throw those things!"
*"Watch where you throw those things!"
*"Aah, it burns!"
*"Aah, it burns!"
*"Can't we all just get along?" Possibly a reference to Red vs Blue character Doc.
*"Can't we all just get along?" Possibly a reference to Red vs. Blue character Doc.
*"Frag out"
*"Frag out"
*"Mira, mira!" - Spanish for: Look! Look!
*"Mira, mira!" - Spanish for: Look! Look!
*"Oh, God! I think that one was Bob!" - When fighting the [[Flood]].
*"Oh, God! I think that one was Bob!" - When fighting the [[Flood]].
*"This is bad. Like 'push-the-big-red-button' bad." - When the [[John-117|Master Chief]] is killed.
*"This is bad. Like 'push-the-big-red-button' bad." - When the [[Master Chief]] is killed.
*"Aah, get this thing off me!"
*"Aah, get this thing off me!"
*"Aah, medic!"
*"Aah, medic!"
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*"Don't ask, don't tell."
*"Don't ask, don't tell."
*"That popping sound was his skull, wasn't it?" - When you kill the enemy with a melee on [[Halo 3]].
*"That popping sound was his skull, wasn't it?" - When you kill the enemy with a melee on [[Halo 3]].
*"Aw... you mind pointing that somewhere else, [[John-117|Chief]]?" - When you point gun at [[Marine]] for a while.
*"Aw... you mind pointing that somewhere else, [[Master Chief|Chief]]?" - When you point gun at [[Marine]] for a while.
*"Sorry the grip's... sweaty." - After friendly firing you.
*"Sorry the grip's... sweaty." - After friendly firing you.
*"Hey, [[John-117|you]] were the one who destroyed [[Covenant|their]] [[Halo|ring]]!"
*"Hey, [[Master Chief|you]] were the one who destroyed [[Covenant|their]] [[Halo|ring]]!"
*"Bastard!"
*"Bastard!"
*"You yell'a belly bastard!" - "yell'a" used with a southern accent for "yellow"
*"You yell'a belly bastard!" - "yell'a" used with a southern accent for "yellow"
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*"What? Is something wrong with it?" - If you give a [[Marine]] certain weapons.
*"What? Is something wrong with it?" - If you give a [[Marine]] certain weapons.
*"You killed him, sir, you killed him!" - If you kill a [[Marine]].
*"You killed him, sir, you killed him!" - If you kill a [[Marine]].
*"Hey, [[John-117|Chief]], it's me!"
*"Hey, [[Master Chief|Chief]], it's me!"
*"How did [[Covenant|you]] clowns even find [[Earth]]?" - When engaging [[Covenant]] troops in [[Halo 2]]. [[IWHBYD]] Skull off.
*"How did [[Covenant|you]] clowns even find [[Earth]]?" - When engaging [[Covenant]] troops in [[Halo 2]]. [[IWHBYD]] Skull off.
*"Okay, everybody, settle in. Anybody see a Starbucks... Hey, look there's one over there!... There's another one across the street from it... And one across the street from that.. Oh, look, there's twelve of 'em!"
*"Okay, everybody, settle in. Anybody see a Starbucks... Hey, look there's one over there!... There's another one across the street from it... And one across the street from that.. Oh, look, there's twelve of 'em!"
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*"Let me know when I should start TRYING."
*"Let me know when I should start TRYING."
*"Enemy down!"
*"Enemy down!"
*"Ghost neutralized!"
*"[[Ghost]] neutralized!"
*"Just when you started to get on my good side..."
*"Just when you started to get on my good side..."
*"This one's for you, Billy!"
*"This one's for you, Billy!"
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*"Thank you, thank you very much."
*"Thank you, thank you very much."
*"All right!"
*"All right!"
*"You mess with me, you mess with the [[John-117|Chief]]!" - While fighting against the [[Covenant]].
*"You mess with me, you mess with the [[Master Chief|Chief]]!" - While fighting against the [[Covenant]].
*"Yikes."
*"Yikes."
*"Hostile, big one."
*"Hostile, big one."
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*"Aye!"
*"Aye!"
*"Yes, sir!"
*"Yes, sir!"
*"Someone, get [[Cortana]] outta his head!" - When [[John-117|Chief]] dies in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Someone, get [[Cortana]] outta his head!" - When [[Master Chief|Chief]] dies in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Come and get me! I'm just a little coward! No, really, I am. He-he...." - When one sees a [[Grunt]] running and screaming.
*"Come and get me! I'm just a little coward! No, really, I am. He-he...." - When one sees a [[Grunt]] running and screaming.
*"Once, I ran out of grenades, so I threw my lunch... It really happened!"
*"Once, I ran out of grenades, so I threw my lunch... It really happened!"
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*"See something you like?" - Female [[Marine]], if you stare at her too long.
*"See something you like?" - Female [[Marine]], if you stare at her too long.
*"Wow! Look at 'em fly!" - If you toss a [[Grenade]] and bodies fly in all directions.
*"Wow! Look at 'em fly!" - If you toss a [[Grenade]] and bodies fly in all directions.
*"The [[John-117|Chief]] is down!" - When the [[John-117|Chief]] dies in [[Halo 2]].
*"The [[Master Chief|Chief]] is down!" - When the [[Master Chief|Chief]] dies in [[Halo 2]].
*"What are you looking at me for? You're the hero." - If you stare at a [[Marine]] too long.
*"What are you looking at me for? You're the hero." - If you stare at a [[Marine]] too long.
*"You know, this reminds me of the time I got Herpes." - [[Marine]], if idle too long.
*"You know, this reminds me of the time I got Herpes." - [[Marine]], if idle too long.
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*"Ow. That one went in." - When you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"Ow. That one went in." - When you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"How's your insurance?!"
*"How's your insurance?!"
*"OOH-RAH!" - After [[Avery Junior Johnson|Johnson]] chants something.
*"OOH-RAH!" - After [[Johnson]] chants something.
*"I think I need a medic!"
*"I think I need a medic!"
*"Really, if you're not dead, you're fine."
*"Really, if you're not dead, you're fine."
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*"That was me, my man."
*"That was me, my man."
*"That's for [[Reach]]!" - When [[Marine]] kills enemy.
*"That's for [[Reach]]!" - When [[Marine]] kills enemy.
*"Get it off me!" - When a [[Marine]] is stuck with a {{Pattern|Anskum|plasma grenade}}.
*"Get it off me!" - When a [[Marine]] is stuck with a [[Plasma Grenade]].
*"You bloody traitor!" - When you kill enough [[Marines]] that the remaining ones become enemies.
*"You bloody traitor!" - When you kill enough [[Marines]] that the remaining ones become enemies.
*"Well, this sucks."
*"Well, this sucks."
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*"What/Huh? Where?" - After [[Marine]] says above statement.
*"What/Huh? Where?" - After [[Marine]] says above statement.
*"I hope you packed a suit, mate!" - Australian [[Marine]].
*"I hope you packed a suit, mate!" - Australian [[Marine]].
*"You drive, I wanna shoot things." - When the [[John-117|Master Chief]] enters driver's side.
*"You drive, I wanna shoot things." - When the [[Master Chief]] enters driver's side.
*"You know Kung Fu!? Holy Crap! - After meleeing a [[Brute]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"You know Kung Fu!? Holy Crap! - After meleeing a [[Brute]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"That is one ''angry'' Mike Foxtrot!" - [[Halo 3]], when [[Brute]] berserks.
*"That is one ''angry'' Mike Foxtrot!" - [[Halo 3]], when [[Brute]] berserks.
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*"Man...." - When the [[Covenant]] troop is ran over, [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Man...." - When the [[Covenant]] troop is ran over, [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"This is for all the ladies I ain't sexing, 'cause I'm here fighting YOU!"
*"This is for all the ladies I ain't sexing, 'cause I'm here fighting YOU!"
*"See? [[John-117|He]] wanted ''my'' gun." - When you swap weapons with a [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"See? [[Master Chief|He]] wanted ''my'' gun." - When you swap weapons with a [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"Wanna go out sometime?" - [[Halo 3]], Female [[Marine]] if she is given a [[Sniper Rifle]], [[Fuel Rod Cannon]] or [[Rocket Launcher]], requires the [[IWHBYD]] Skull.
*"Wanna go out sometime?" - [[Halo 3]], Female [[Marine]] if she is given a [[Sniper Rifle]], [[Fuel Rod Cannon]] or [[Rocket Launcher]], requires the [[IWHBYD]] Skull.
*"You might have to adjust the seat a little." - Exiting a [[Warthog]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"You might have to adjust the seat a little." - Exiting a [[Warthog]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"The cavalry has arrived!" - When a [[Marine]] first spots you in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"The cavalry has arrived!" - When a [[Marine]] first spots you in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Get it off! Get it off!" - Stuck with a {{Pattern|Anskum|plasma grenade}} or flood infection form in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Get it off! Get it off!" - Stuck with a [[Plasma Grenade]] or flood infection form in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"This is suicide, man!" - When a [[Marine]] dies in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"This is suicide, man!" - When a [[Marine]] dies in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Aah... the burn!" - Said in either a satisfied tone or a painful tone when hit in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Aah... the burn!" - Said in either a satisfied tone or a painful tone when hit in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
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*"Ghost ride da' whip!" - [[Mongoose]] Passenger in [[Halo 3]] after jumping a ramp.
*"Ghost ride da' whip!" - [[Mongoose]] Passenger in [[Halo 3]] after jumping a ramp.
*"Listen to you, Sweary Mary!" - [[Halo 2]], said after another [[Marine]] almost swears.
*"Listen to you, Sweary Mary!" - [[Halo 2]], said after another [[Marine]] almost swears.
*"[[John-117|Chief]] just got wasted!" - If the [[John-117|Master Chief]] is killed in [[Halo 3]].
*"[[Master Chief|Chief]] just got wasted!" - If the [[Master Chief]] is killed in [[Halo 3]].
*"Time to get to work, [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dude!" - When playing as the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]], if a [[Marine]] accompanies you in a vehicle.
*"Time to get to work, [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dude!" - When playing as the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]], if a [[Marine]] accompanies you in a vehicle.
*"Hey, look, there: everyone's favorite [[Elite]]!" - Said when [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] appears.
*"Hey, look, there: everyone's favorite [[Elite]]!" - Said when [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] appears.
*"Good to see you, [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]]!" - [[Halo 3]], when [[Marines]] greet you as the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]].
*"Good to see you, [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]]!" - [[Halo 3]], when [[Marines]] greet you as the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]].
*"Sure thing, [[John-117|Chief]]. Here you go." - [[Halo 3]], switching weapons with a [[Marine]].
*"Sure thing, [[Master Chief|Chief]]. Here you go." - [[Halo 3]], switching weapons with a [[Marine]].
*"Get mounted, [[Marines]]! Not in a rude way..." - [[Halo 3]] when getting in a [[Warthog]], [[IWHBYD]] Skull required.
*"Get mounted, [[Marines]]! Not in a rude way..." - [[Halo 3]] when getting in a [[Warthog]], [[IWHBYD]] Skull required.
*"Bloody hell! That bloke's gotta big friggin' gun!" - Australian [[Marine]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"Bloody hell! That bloke's gotta big friggin' gun!" - Australian [[Marine]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"Screwed that Ghost good!" - [[Halo 2]], when fighting enemy Ghosts.
*"Screwed that [[Ghost]] good!" - [[Halo 2]], when fighting enemy [[Ghost]]s.
*"Um... ow." - Friendly firing on [[Sergeant Johnson]].
*"Um... ow." - Friendly firing on [[Sergeant Johnson]].
*"Great! A gun I can't use." - When given a [[Covenant]] weapon.
*"Great! A gun I can't use." - When given a [[Covenant]] weapon.
*"Well, at least I can shoot myself..." - If given a weaker weapon.
*"Well, at least I can shoot myself..." - If given a weaker weapon.
*"The [[John-117|Chief]] is dead... I think I'll go eat my gun now." - [[Marine]] in [[Halo 3]] after the [[John-117|Master Chief]] is killed.
*"The [[Master Chief|Chief]] is dead... I think I'll go eat my gun now." - [[Marine]] in [[Halo 3]] after the [[Master Chief]] is killed.
*"You killed the [[John-117|Master Chief]], you bastard!" - When [[John-117|Master Chief]] is killed. [[IWHBYD]] must be active, extremely rare quote. (''South Park'' Reference)
*"You killed the [[Master Chief]], you bastard!" - When [[Master Chief]] is killed. [[IWHBYD]] must be active, extremely rare quote.
*"The [[Thel 'Vadam|Arbiter]]'s dead." - [[Halo 3]]; said casually, like [[Marines|they]] don't care.  
*"The [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]]'s dead." - [[Halo 3]]; said casually, like [[Marines|they]] don't care.  
*"Greased those suckers!" - [[Marine]] on level [[Outskirts]] if the [[John-117|Master Chief]] splatters multiple enemies with [[Warthog]].
*"Greased those suckers!" - [[Marine]] on level [[Outskirts]] if the [[Master Chief]] splatters multiple enemies with [[Warthog]].
*"That was a lot of people dying at once."
*"That was a lot of people dying at once."
*"Man, I should have brought an umbrella." - After blowing up many enemies with an explosive.
*"Man, I should have brought an umbrella." - After blowing up many enemies with an explosive.
*"Damn, I should have brought my mittens." - [[Red vs Blue]] reference to Caboose.
*"Damn, I should have brought my mittens." - [[Red vs. Blue]] reference to Caboose.
*"I guess we know who wears the pants on this planet!" - After a large battle in [[Halo 3]].
*"I guess we know who wears the pants on this planet!" - After a large battle in [[Halo 3]].
*"[[John-117|Chief]], can I be your friend?"
*"[[Master Chief|Chief]], can I be your friend?"
*"Dude, this one looks like your sister!" - [[Marine]] observing a dead [[Elite]] in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Dude, this one looks like your sister!" - [[Marine]] observing a dead [[Elite]] in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Hey, careful, I've only got one clean pair!" - [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]], when you hit him.
*"Hey, careful, I've only got one clean pair!" - [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]], when you hit him.
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*"Hey, you fellas better keep up!"
*"Hey, you fellas better keep up!"
*"I will get 'em for ya..." - [[Marines]] upon mourning for their fallen comrades.
*"I will get 'em for ya..." - [[Marines]] upon mourning for their fallen comrades.
*"Ha-ha, real funny, [[John-117|Chief]]... Uh oh."
*"Ha-ha, real funny, [[Master Chief|Chief]]... Uh oh."
*"You're all DEAD!" - Said by really irritated [[Marine]].
*"You're all DEAD!" - Said by really irritated [[Marine]].
*"Shut him down, [[Cortana]], shut him down!" - [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Shut him down, [[Cortana]], shut him down!" - [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
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*"They've got cloaking!" - On the [[The Ark (Level)|Ark]], unknown whether [[IWHBYD]] Skull needed.
*"They've got cloaking!" - On the [[The Ark (Level)|Ark]], unknown whether [[IWHBYD]] Skull needed.
*"That was a lot of people dying all at once."
*"That was a lot of people dying all at once."
*"You see this swelling, it's gonna be a fracture." - [[Medic]] to wounded [[Marine]] on [[Tsavo Highway]], possibly [[IWHBYD]] skull needed.
*"You see this swelling, it's gonna be a fracture." - [[Medic]] to wounded [[Marine]] on [[Tsavo Highway (Level)|Tsavo Highway]], possibly [[IWHBYD]] skull needed.
*"[[John-117|He]]'s gone ballistic! Shoot him!" - When you kill too many [[Marines]].
*"[[Master Chief|He]]'s gone ballistic! Shoot him!" - When you kill too many [[Marines]].
*"[[John-117|You]] could have just asked him for his gun!" - When you kill a [[Marine]].
*"[[Master Chief|You]] could have just asked him for his gun!" - When you kill a [[Marine]].
*"Where did you get your license? Mexico City?" - Hispanic [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]] after driving the [[Warthog]] badly.
*"Where did you get your license? Mexico City?" - Hispanic [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]] after driving the [[Warthog]] badly.
*"You mind pointin' that somewhere else?!" - Said by [[Marine]] if you point your gun at him.
*"You mind pointin' that somewhere else?!" - Said by [[Marine]] if you point your gun at him.
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*"It's alive!" when a dead body is getting infected, might need IWHBYD.
*"It's alive!" when a dead body is getting infected, might need IWHBYD.
*"Ah! Stop that crazy son of a bitch!" When a dead body is getting infected, possibly need IWHBYD
*"Ah! Stop that crazy son of a bitch!" When a dead body is getting infected, possibly need IWHBYD
*"Dear Diary, the [[John-117|creepy giant]] stared at me today, and I didn't like it as much as I thought I would...It was the best day ever" - Firefly reference. Adam Baldwins marine after you stare at him for a while.
*"Dear Diary, the [[John-117|creepy giant]] stared at me today, and I didn't like it as much as I thought I would..." - Black Marine after you stare at him for a while.
*"Dear Diary, me and my fellow squad-mates got snatched up by covenant hill-folk today, never to be seen again... It was the best day ever." Adam Baldwins marine, Firefly reference to two other characters being kidnapped. Heard from one of the men in Johnson's squad while they are stuck behind the shield door at the end f Sierra 117. IWHBYD required, extremely rare.
*"Don't eat that doughnut!" - Marine during a firefight, IWHBYD skull needed.
*"Don't eat that doughnut!" - Marine during a firefight, IWHBYD skull needed.
*Get in, sit down, and shut up!- Marine after getting in the passengers seat of a mongoose, IWHBYD needed. Possibly a reference to the last chapter of Truth And Reconciliation
*Get in, sit down, and shut up!- Marine after getting in the passengers seat of a mongoose, IWHBYD needed. Possibly a reference to the last chapter of Truth And Reconciliation
*"Ah, man, all that for nothing!"-If you die some where at the beginning of the level Sierra 117.
*"Ah, man, all that for nothing!"-If you die some where at the beginning of the level Sierra 117.
*"I stick my foot so far up your ass, you'll be talking shit for weeks!" - Female Marine [[IWHBYD]] skull needed.
}}
}}


For more, see [[Avery J. Johnson/Quotes|Johnson's Quotes]].
For more, see [http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Avery_J._Johnson/Quotes Johnson's Quotes].
 
==RvB Easter Egg Quotes on Crow's Nest==
===[[Easy]] and [[Normal]] Difficulty===
[[Marine]]: "Hey, Open Up!"
 
Voice: "Password, please!"
[[Marine]]: "You gotta be kidding me. What password?"
Voice: "The password so that we don't open the door for [[Brutes]]."
[[Marine]]: "Do I sound like a [[Brute]] to you?"
Voice: "Well, you could be held prisoner by [[Brutes]]."
[[Marine]]: "If I was being held prisoner by [[Brutes]] and I knew the password, they could just force me to tell you the password and you would open the door for them."
 
Voice: "...Okay, now, I'm definitely not gonna open the door."
 
[[Marine]]: "But we need AMMO!"
Voice: "So, why don't you go ask your [[Brute]] buddies then?"
Conversation between two [[Marines]] on the level [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]]. [[Red vs Blue]] cameo, by the voices of Tucker ([[Marine]]) & Doc (Voice) - [[Easy]] and [[Normal]] difficulties.
 
===[[Heroic]] Difficulty===
[[Marine]]: "Hey, open up!"


==[[Halo 3: ODST]]==
Voice: "Password."
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[[Marine]]: "What?!"
*"Go ahead and drive" - When player drive the vehicle given by Marines.
 
*"Ummm... Okay" - When Player want to drive the vehicle Marine used.
Voice: "Need the password!"
*"Whoa, nice one"
 
*"I gotcha!"
[[Marine]]: "Oh, you got to be kidding me, what password?!"
*"Gimme a ride"
 
*"Little trip!?"
Voice: "Password! They gave it out in the Staff Meeting, fifteen minutes ago."
*"I got the Gunner Seat!"
 
*"They got a Wraith, right there!"
[[Marine]]: "Meeting? What meeting?! I was out here!"
*"You! Bastard!"
 
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Voice: "Not suppose to let anyone in without it."
 
[[Marine]]: "If the Staff Meeting just ended, no one outside is going to know the freaking password, so open up! We need ammo and [[The Chief]] is out here."
 
Voice: "Does he know the password?"
 
[[Marine]]: "He wasn't at the meeting either!"
 
Conversation heard only on [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]] in [[Heroic]]. The [[Marine]]'s voice is Simmons and the voice is Grif.
 
===[[Legendary]] Difficulty===
[[Marine]]: "Hey! Open up!"
 
Voice: "What's the password?"
[[Marine]]: "Password? Oh, man, I forgot."
Voice: "Forgot... what?"
[[Marine]]: "I forgot the password."
Voice: "See, that was almost right. Uh, see, the password begins with 'I forgot', but ends differently. Um, try again."
[[Marine]]: "No. I mean, I forgot the password."
Voice: "No, okay, see, you— you got it wrong again. See, you said the same thing as last time."
[[Marine]]: "I'm being serious: I don't know the password!"
Voice: "No, no, no, see, you changed the first part. See, that— that part was the right part. See, now, you've got the whole thing wrong!"
[[Marine]]: "No! I forgot what the password is and I just need you to open the door!"
Voice: "All right, c'mon, man, now, you're just guessing!"
Only heard on [[Legendary]]. The [[Marine]] is Church and the voice is Caboose.


==[[Halo Wars]]==
==[[Halo Wars]]==
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*"Marines reporting for duty." -  directly after a squad is trained
*"Marines, ooh-rah!" - directly after a squad is trained
*"Marines, ooh-rah!" - directly after a squad is trained
*"Marines on the ground, sir." - directly after a squad is trained
*"Marines on the ground, sir." - directly after a squad is trained
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*"Fire in the hole!" - upon being ordered to throw grenades
*"Fire in the hole!" - upon being ordered to throw grenades
*"We're goin' in." - upon receiving an order to attack
*"We're goin' in." - upon receiving an order to attack
*"Make them bleed."-ordered to attack
*"Grenades! Do it!" - upon being ordered to throw grenades
*"Grenades! Do it!" - upon being ordered to throw grenades
*"Rocket, out!" - upon being ordered to launch RPG
*"RPG, out!" - upon being ordered to launch RPG
*"Get tactical, Marines!" - upon receiving an order to attack
*"Get tactical, Marines!" - upon receiving an order to attack
*"Knock 'em down." - upon receiving an order to attack
*"Knock 'em down" - upon receiving an order to attack
*"Covering Fire!" - upon receiving an order to attack
*"Covering Fire!" - upon receiving an order to attack
*"Make 'em bleed!" - upon receiving an order to attack
*"Make 'em bleed!" - upon receiving an order to attack
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*"Get some!" - after receiving an order to attack
*"Get some!" - after receiving an order to attack
*"We did it!" - after a battle, background chatter
*"We did it!" - after a battle, background chatter
*"Never a [[D77-TC Pelican Dropship|D77]] around when you need one." - when idle, background chatter
*"Move it!"
*"Move it!"
*"Orders say we move, we move." - When ordered to a location.
*"[[Spartan-II|He's]] a sight for sore eyes." - in the presence of a Spartan, background chatter
*"[[SPARTAN-II program|He's]] a sight for sore eyes." - in the presence of a Spartan, background chatter
*"Keep your eyes peeled!" - when moving, background chatter
*"Keep your eyes peeled!" - when moving, background chatter
*"Mission: Top-secret... Destination: unknown..." - when idle, background chatter
*"Mission: Top-secret...Destination: unknown..." - when idle, background chatter
*"Did you hear the one about the Grunt and the Hierarch?" - when idle, background chatter
*"Did you hear the one about the Grunt and the Hierarch?" - when idle, background chatter
*"Whoa, a Spartan." - in the presence of a Spartan, background chatter
*"Whoa, a Spartan." - in the presence of a Spartan, background chatter
*"Have you ever thought of putting tape around it? seems to help. tell me how it holds up." - when idle, background chatter
*"have you ever thought of putting tape around it? seems to help. tell me how it holds up." - when idle, background chatter
*"That's not a suit malfunction" - Upon the death of a Spartan, background chatter.
*"That's not a suit malfunction" - Upon the death of a spartan, background chatter.
*"Stand still dammit!" - while firing upon anything, including buildings
*"Stand still dammit!" - while firing upon anything, including buildings
*"Came all this way just to stand around..." - When idle, background chatter
*"Came all this way just to stand around..." - When idle, background chatter
*"When do we get new orders?" - When idle for a long time, background chatter
*"When do we get new orders?" - When idle for a long time, background chatter
*"This is hell and I'm the devil." - When firing at enemy
*"This is hell and I'm the devil" - When firing at enemy
*"Johnny joined the army, the cause he didn't know..." Background chatter. A reference to The Adicts.
===Flamethrower Quotes===
*"Stand up, buckle up and shuffle to the door." - Background chatter
*"That Elites raging!" - When near a raging Arbiter
*"Stay clear of that beam!" - When near the Prophet of Regret's Cleansing Beam
*"It's a Cleansing Beam!" - hen newar Regret's Cleansing Beam
*"Whoa... A Spartan!" - In the pressence of a Spartan.
*"[[ONI Directive 930|Spartan... MIA!]]" - Upon the death of a Spartan.
*"We lost a marine!" - When a marine in a squad dies.


===Flamethrower Quotes===
*"I can’t breath in these suits." Refrence to spaceballs
*"I can’t breathe in these suits." (Reference to ''Spaceballs'')
*"Why don't we get Warthogs?"
*"Why don't we get Warthogs?"
*"Only you can prevent forest fires."
*"Only you can prevent forest fires."
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*"Bringin’ the fire."
*"Bringin’ the fire."
*"Why do we always have to clean up the mess?"
*"Why do we always have to clean up the mess?"
*"You like fire."
*"Let’s see what you got."
*"Let’s see what you got."
*"Woo, great to be alive."
*"Woo great to be alive."
*"Don’t even try to stop the corps."
*"Don’t even try to stop the corps."
*"Here comes the pain."
*"Here comes the pain."
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*"On our way."
*"On our way."
*"You might wanna put that out."
*"You might wanna put that out."
*"Flamethrower comin’ in hot."
*"Flamethrower commin’ in hot."
*"Get flame."
*"Get flame."
*"Stay on ‘em."
*"Stay on ‘em."
*"Pour it on."
*"Pour it on."
*"Hey, I can start a campfire with this."
*"Hey, I can start a campfire with this."
*"Flame on!" -  (Reference to the Fantastic Four)
===Warthog Quotes===
Note that some of the quotes require having the Gunner upgrade, typically the combat ones. Some quotes are also shared by marine squads
*"Warthog, for the win!" - Marines in a Warthog upon winning a battle
*"Yes sir?" - when selected
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==[[Halo: Reach]]==
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* "Alright."
* "Area secured."
* "Back off!"
* "Banshees!"
* "Banshee, danger!"
* "Banshee fire on me"
* "Banshee fire on you"
* "Banshee inbound."
* "Bastard!"
* "Bet you felt that one, huh?!"
* "Can't take another shot!"
* "Careful Six."
* "Center mass!"
* "Choke on it!"
* "Clear!"
* "Clear here!"
* "Clear over here!"
* "Come get some freaks!"
* "Contact!"
* "Covering fire!"
* "Covy scum!"
* "Contact!"
* "Damn, look at him move."
* "Did you hear something?"
* "Direct hit."
* "Don't ask who told me, but i heard those Grunt things kind of taste like Lobster.
* "Don't just stand there, shoot...something."
* "Don't make me teabag you!"
* "Dropship inbound."
* "Eat lead!"
* "Enemies sighted."
* "Enemy bird on the way."
* "Enemy dropship inbound!"
* "Enemy reinforcements by air."
* "Engaging!"
* "Engaging multiple contacts."
* "Excellent work."
* "Find that damn alien!"
* "Firing."*
* "Force multiplied!"
* "Friendly fire, friendly fire!"
* "Get clear!"
* "Get me in range"
* "Get moving, we got a Phantom on the way."
* "Get ready to die you stupid covy rats."
* "Get some!"
* "Give it to 'em!"
* "Give me an angle"
* "Ghost coming after us."
* "Ghost down!"
* "Ghost is down."
* "Ghost on the move."
* "Go to hell!"
* "Got to knock out that Banshee!"
* "Got to take out that Banshee!"
* "Going loud!"
* "Good here."
* "Got him."
* "Got him in my sights."
* "Got one."
* "Got you!"
* "Great shot!"
* "Grenade out!"
* "Ha ha!"
* "Ha ha ha!"
* "Ha ha ha ha!"
* "He's all warmed up"
* "Heads-up Spartan!"
* "Heads-up, Banshee!"
* "Head-up boys, [[Taaku Xur-pattern Spirit|A-4-40]]."
* "Heard the Grafton got dust. She got in one good shot."
* "Help me out!"
* 'Hey, thanks!"
* "Hey, wow, thanks!"
* "Hey buddy, I'm on your side!"
* "Hit 'em!"
* "Hostiles"
* "How's this feel?!"
* "I'm a need that back...eventually."
* "I'm clear."
* "I'm coming for YOU!"
* "I'm gonna mess you up!"
* "I'm on your side!"
* "I'm under fire!"
* "I'm with you, Lieutenant."
* "I'm with you, Spartan."
* "I appreciate it!"
* "I could do this all day!"
* "I could of hurt on that one"
* 'I dust guys like you for a living."
* "I grew up on this planet and you can't have it!"
* "I got another one!"
* "I got contacts."
* "I got nav."
* "I got the turret."
* "I got to depressurize so bad...it's killing me!"
* 'I hope that hurts you rat!"
* "I lost visual on the Covy!"
* "I need some backup!"
* "I'll do my best."
* "I'll do what I can!"
* "I'll navigate."
* "If you're good, I'm good!"
* "In position."
* "In your face...that is your face, right?"
* "In your face!"
* "Inbound!"
* "Incoming fire!"
* "It's fine with me."
* "It's just like shooting womp rats back home."
* "Jump in."
* "Just die already!"
* "Keep firing, ladies!"
* "Keep it coming!"
* "Keep it up."
* "Keep shooting!"
* "Keep the pressure on."
* "Kill that Banshee!"
* "Laying down fire."
* "Let's bring down that Banshee."
* "Let's do it!"
* "Let's get that Banshee."
* "Let's get this thing moving, uh?
* "Let's go for a ride."
* "Let's move!"
* "Like that?!"
* "Line them up!"
* "Lost contact."
* "Make them count."
* "Man down!"
* "More damn Covenant just showed up!"
* "More for me"
* "Multiple contacts!"
* "Multiple tangos."
* "Nailed him!"
* "Need a ride."
* "Need covering fire!"
* "Nice job, man."
* "Nice one!"
* "No time for a break!"
* "Not a tango in sight"
* "Not on Reach you don't."
* "Oh, oh oh, oh i love this game!"
* "Oh, there you are!"
* "Oh, this camo must really work."
* "Oh, yeah!"
* "Oh, you want some more!"
* "One of these days, I'm gonna get me some shiny metal pants too!"
* "Ouch!"
* "Ok?"
* "Peek-a-boo!"
* "Phantom!"
* "Phantom, dropping in."
* "Phantom on route."
* "Plasma from above!"
* "Plenty more where that came from."
* "Plenty to go around."
* "Put down!"
* "{{Pattern|Rizvum|Revenant}} immobilized."
* "Same team!"
* "Say your prayers!"
* "Sent that one straight to hell."
* "Shifting."
* "Shotty!"
* "Sire!"
* "Six, incoming!"
* "Spitting hot lead."
* "Start firing."
* "Steady!"
* "Steady as she goes!"
* "Skies just got unfriendly."
* " So, ugh...just between you and me, what's like being a Spartan? You know, super powered suit, abilities like no other Marine. I mean, there's gotta be like a pressure to it, right, a responsibility, but tell me you don't have fun? Tell me you don't enjoy every second of smearing Covenant blood all over these planets....Oh man, to be a Spartan.
* "Soo...i just love these guns!"
* "Stay on target!"
* "Suck it down!"
* "Sure, ok."
* "Swapping out"
* "Switching target."
* "Take it!"
* "Take that Banshee!"
* "Take the heat on!"
* "Taking rounds!"
* "Targets!"
* "Thank you, sir!"
* "Thanks a lot!"
* "That Banshee ain't so friendly.
* "That Banshee has its eye on you."
* "That's the last of them."
* "That was mine."
* "That was too damn close."
* "That was very nice of you."
* "The hell's gotten into you man?!"
* "The more the merrier!"
* "The pressure is on, huh?"
* "These stingers are killing me."
* "They're all over me!"
* "They're on me!"
* "This Ghost is all over me."
* "This is...different."
* "This is the hardest!"
* "This thing got seat belts?
* "Throwing grenade!"
* "Ugh, I thought I was a goner for sure..."
* "Uha, stay down!"
* "Up and at 'em!"
* "Watch it!"
* "Watch out!"
* "Watch out for that Wraith!"
* "Watch your fire!"
* "We're about to have company."
* "We're clear."
* "We're clear, yeah!"
* "We got a Banshee inbound."
* "We got hostiles"
* "We got multiple targets!"
* "We need rounds on target!"
* "Weapons free!"
* "Welcome to my medal chest!"
* "Well, wish me luck."
* "What, are they running away?"
* "What, are you blind?!"
* "What the hell, more coming?"
* "Wow!"
* "Wraith, they got a Wraith!"
* "Yeah, I don't like my job. I... I don't think I'm gonna go anymore."
* "Yeah, I'm gonna need that back."
* "Yeah, I'm trained on that."
* "Yeah, keep the heat on!"
* "Yeah yeah yeah!"
* "Yeah, you stay right there."
* "Yeah, that's my kill."
* "YES!"
* "You...die!"
* "You're gonna go down!"
* "You're gonna pay for that!"
* "You are getting very close!"
* "You're mine!"
* "You got a death wish?!"
* "You like that?!"
* "You must have something better to do than this?"
* "You need something, Spartan?"
* "You want some too?!"
* "You want to hear my robot voice: I AM A ROBOT! Pretty good, huh?
* "Your mother dressed you funny!"
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==[[Halo 4]]==
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'''When approached by the player:'''
*"Don't worry about me, Spartan."
*"I heard you fought with [[Avery Johnson|the Sarge]] back on the Ark. He didn't come back in '52. They say he sacrificed himself, but... I guess you'd know for sure."
*"You of them Class-IIs, right? One of those Spartan-IIs. I heard the rumors about you IIs."
*"So ''[[UNSC Infinity|Infinity]]'', she's something else, ain't she? Largest in the fleet. Over five klicks long, which is freaking huge! Even bigger than Covies' assault carriers."
*"''Infinity'''s memorial park is something else, man! You seen it before? I heard it's larger than a lot of natural parks on Earth! Has its own biosphere with all sorts of plants... crazy what they stick on warships nowadays."
*"Hey, you know Sergeant Avery Johnson, right? He trained me on Harvest. Well, long time ago, right before those first contact stuff start going down back in '25."
*"I was planning on killing more aliens, how about you?"
*"Friggin' Covies... What's the deal with them? Didn't we kick their ass back in '52? Hmph, bunch of try-hards."
*"Banshees! Low and high! I mean, fast and low... Ah, hell, I don't even know I mean anymore."
*"I'm actually really impressed with all the Earth-saving things you did a while back. [[Metropolis|That stunt]] you pulled in New Mombasa with the Scarab? That was point sick. I like the [[The Storm|Voi]] stuff too, but uh, you know, Mombasa's stuff was really bad."
*"Sup, cusca? You know something? You're sick, Chief! You're so sick, dude! Yeah, you were freaking awesome out there, killing those aliens and stuff!"
'''If the player stands too close to the Marine:'''
*"Hey, personal space. Respect it."
*"Can I help you, Chief?"
'''If the player kills an ally:'''
*"He's losing it!"
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==[[Halo: Spartan Assault]]==
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*"Yeah! Nice work, dawg!"
*"Little help here!"
*"I'm taking too much fire" - When taking damage.
*"Taking fire!" - When ally vehicle takes damage.
*"Location secured"
*"On station"
*"Get clear!" - When Plasma Grenade is being thrown near Marines.
*"We're on the mark"
*"Argh, I'm hit! I'm hit!"
*"We're about to have guests!"
*"Incoming!"
*"Here they come!"
*"Fall back!"
*"Too many! Taking cover!"
*"We're about to have company!"
*"I'm hit!"
*"Ouch! What the hell!"
*"Area secured."
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==[[Halo Wars 2]]==
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*"Eyes on me, Marines!"
*"Marines, ready to serve!"
*"Look alive, marine!"
*"Stay frosty marine!"
*"Get yourself in order, Marines!"
*"I ain't give anyone a piggyback, let's go!"
*"Lets show those creeps what it means to be a marine!"
*"Keep an eye out for targets leatherneck!"
*"Stop fidgeting! Or I'll nail your boots to the ground!" 
*"Just remember, the bad guys are the ones trying to take your head off!"
*"Checking ammo."
*"I've been trying to apply for the ODST Training."
*"This thing really moves." - Female marines gossiping around.
*"I don't care who they are, they were still ugly."
*"I don't care who they are, they're going down."
*"Hostile spotted marine" - When enemy is seen.
*"We drew the long straw troops!" - When ordered to attack enemies.
*"Marines under assault by enemy ground troops/infantry!" - When attacked by infantry.
*"Marines under assault by enemy vehicles!" - When attacked by vehicles.
*"Marines under assault by enemy air troopers!" - When attacked by air units.
*"We're getting hit from above!" - Alternate when attacked by air units.
*"Inside, on the double!" - When player orders Marines to enter garrison.
*"Get in and comfy!"
*"Got eyes on hostile leathernecks!"
*"Hostile is down!" - When eliminating enemy units.
*"They ain't get enough of that."
*"And we're just getting started!"
*"Oh~ I feel that!"
*"Woo hoo!" - When Marines disembark from Pelican to Firebase.
*"Yeah!" - When Marines replies to one of the Marines excitement upon deployment to firebase.
*"Enemy are after one of our Spartans!" - When either Jerome, Douglas, or Alice were under attack near Marines.
*"Spartan under fire! Repeat, Spartan under fire!"
*"More few Marines down." - When the marines were either under 33% health or two marines left in a squad.
*"What's the sitrep on those medicines?" - Alternate when under 33% health or two marines left in a squad.
*"I need a few more troops, sir."
*"Knock, knock! Wrecking crew in session!" - When destroying enemy buildings.
*"Structure deconstructed!"
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==[[Halo Infinite]]==
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*"I like the sound of that."
*"Ooh-rah!"
*"Good to see you, Chief."
*"UNSC ain't dead yet."
*"Keep your voices down. There might be scouts around."
*"Looking iconic as ever, Chief."
*"Lead the way, Spartan."
*"At your disposal, sir."
*"Spartan."
*"I was just about to give up... Until HE showed up."
*"Spartan! Let's go!"
*"How are you holding up, Chief?"
*"Forever grateful, sir."
*"I think we did it. Did we do it?" - After a fight, with many casualties.
*"Give 'em hell, Chief! For all of us!"
'''Upon seeing [[John-117|the Master Chief]]'''
*"The man himself!"
*"Spartan on deck!"
'''Upon spotting the enemy'''
*"Jackal snipers, stay low!" - Jackal sniper
*"Brute snipers taking aim." - Brute sniper
'''When being saved by the player'''
*"Always a pleasure, Chief."
*"Could've sworn we're dead. Thanks, Chief."
*"Forever grateful, sir."
'''When the enemy retreats'''
*"You must be like losing to humanity, huh?"
*"What's the matter? Scared of a bunch of humans?"
*"They're running! Huh!"
'''When witnessing the player kill an enemy'''
*"Chief took another one!"
*"That's what I like to see, Chief!"
*"Nice work, Chief!"
'''When the player is killed'''
*"I can't believe it. I refuse to."
*"Chief! Noooo!"
*"The Chief. He's - He's down!"
*"Not the Chief!"
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[[Category:Marines]]
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